WOO HOO!!!

Got my mug and my shirt! Now I just need an office job so I can walk around with this mug in my hand….. Gotta go to work at the record music store but I will take a picture of me modeling the shirt and post it later. There are still available for sale here. [...]

I am tired of holding my nose while voting Republican

Why is there a not Romney candidate? Bob Dole (R hold your nose) Loser, endorses Mitt. John McLame (R hold your nose) Loser, endorses Mitt. Wait! Mitt lost to McLame? Did he pick up any one in the draft? Has he been practicing?  Just how does he win? He is a loser endorsed by losers. [...]

Muscular Monday Motivational

I can already hear it in my head. The whining, the crying, the accusations that these beautiful women are dudes, the dearth of cheesecake compared to last week. You’re so predictable. *sigh* That’s fine. Because I’m drinking my coffee from a mug emblazoned with the logo of my favorite charitable organization, and y’all can’t get [...]

WTFITS?

I have my folder of funneh to cheer myself up. Let’s see what we have for today. Hey Michael!

Music That Mare Hates

Hey there, cutie! Wanna dance?

Silly Saturday Poat

It was time for a new poat, so I threw this together: . . h/t to TiFW’s DD#3 (it’s fun when your kids get old enough to share their humor with you!) .

Starting at the Bottom

This is how 99% of everyone in the military starts their service It’s not glamorous and you won’t see it on any recruiting posters, but it is the reality of service. Now, some people say that offering high school students an opportunity to do this for some spending cash is racist. Really?

BBF – Crack Whore Barbie Edition

I would rather suck face with Nancy Pelosi’s underpants than revisit this week. On to the music, shall we? I wrote this song for DWS’s fist. Right after I forced her to donkey punch her nether region. * * This week’s model is a young beauty that originally hails from the Check (fuck you and [...]

Technicolor Dreaming

Your Mom practicing for work.

Hands Up, Sucker

About 144 million tax returns will be collected by the IRS for 2011.  Of those, about 47% will pay no federal income tax.  A quick twist of the calculator tells me that about 76 million people will therefore cough up the dough. The auto bailout cost about $23.6B, which means that the average, federal income [...]