Good afternoon. I was thinking how funny each and every one of you are the other day. I mean that. You guys have made me laugh more in the past year than any stupid movie, tv show, or real human being. FIFs are pretty cool. Thanks for letting me play along with you this past year.
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If you don’t like today’s model, well then you can just toss right the fuck off. Her name is Danielle Rieley but she is also known as Dani Danger, bassist and singer for a punk rock band based in Rhode Island. Her other interests are roller derby (she was an original Gotham Girl of “Gotham Girls Roller Derby“), she founded Punk Rouge Burlesque Troupe, she fire dances, has appeared in a couple of B movies in 2006 and was Miss October for High Times Magazines.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Please answer that question at the end of the exam for extra credit.
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1816 – The Treaty of St. Louis is proclaimed.
1880 – The Transvaal was declared a republic. Paul Kruger became its first president.
1896– Jose Rizal is executed by firing squad in Manilla.
1922– The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is formed.
1924–Edwin Hubble announces the existence of other galaxies.
1927 – The first subway in the Orient was dedicated in Tokyo, Japan.
1936 – The United Auto Workers union stages its first sit-down strike.
1953 – The first color TV sets went on sale for about $1,175.
1961 – Jack Nicklaus lost his first attempt at pro golf to Gary Player in an exhibition match in Miami, FL.
1977 – For the second time, Ted Bundy escapes from his cell in Glenwood Springs, Colorado.
2011 – Due to a change of time zone the day is skipped in Samoa and Tokelau.
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Happy New Year, everyone. Please send all complaints to tossrightthefuckoff@gmail.com.
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She’s cute.
*Awaits 4th place ribbon.
Smokin!
Huge Boobs for the win!
http://is.gd/Y2EkaX
Those really ARE sharp elbows in the first pic. Always thought that was just a throwaway line.
GREAT boobs AND they appear to be real – for the double WIN!!!!
If she looks so good as a redhead, why does she dye her roots brown?
She has elbows?
Good job, MJ.
http://tinyurl.com/73m2k9p
Hi, Rich.
Nicely done, MJ. Always love a good-looking ginger.
I wonder if we should have a weekly post that celebrates beautiful women who do not look like Holstein cows.
Is this a redhead for me?
This one actually is pretty. But the squishing-boobs poses always look so painful.
Yay! Car in’s come out of the closest.
*Grabs camcorder and waits.*
Yay! Car in’s come out of the closest.
Oh why not? If MJ can, I can.
Hawt!
About Car in … not MJ.
Almost gym time.
As soon as my son is finished playing with my car.
Nice job, MJ!
Is anyone’s team playing in a bowl game today? If not, you can adopt the Iowa State Cyclones as your honorary team, and watch them play right now on ESPN.
Go Cyclones!
My team–Cal–lost to Texas in the Holiday Bowl the other night. I forgot that it was even on.
Football? Pshaw. It’s basketball season!!!
Well, hello Miss Friday and Happy New Year all.
Hey, Rich!
This day must end.
Here’s a bass line for DaveinTexas. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A
Slap it, Dave!
what?
oh hold on, I gotta answer the phone
and send this fax
and take care of this customer
and email this other guy
and have one bite of chicken while running to get the phone again
gingers have no soul
She can have my soul…
then again
who needs one
Oh why not? If MJ can, I can.
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That’s the spirit. Now please describe what you like about Danielle’s boobs.
Guess who got a new laptop? ME!!!!!!
There wasn’t an Alice on those Disney Characters
Nice one Sohos.
YAY, SoHoS!
Now, email me sos I know your laptop really works!
Yup – he just finished Alice, those acid trips apparently took their toll.
http://tinyurl.com/792jzs5
Jesus sohos. For a pretty girl you sure can pick ugly avatars.
Nice one, Ghee.
Arent we supposed to be picking ugly ones?
Yes. You are really good at it. That’s just…horrible. Nice work.
**sets GML on fire**
**stabs him just because**
*extends palms toward burning Ghee. Flips hand over.
It’s going to be 50 here tonight, and 35 over the next few days.
Well, we’re in the middle of a cold front, so it’s only about 72 here right now.
*throws 5 gallons of diesel on Ghee*
There, that oughta help!
**sets GML on fire**
HEY! What did I do to…?
*looks at pic of evil beast that is Alice in Wasserman Schultz again*
*packs britches with kindling*
SQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Howdy.
Aggie!
Howdy, Aggie.
Wow, Brad…you are some piece of tail.
**roasts a marshmallow over Ghee**
Osita, you? Not so much
Even Rich is exposing teeth. I want J’ames to comment before or after Sohita so I can see those two pics closer together.
Damn, I feel like I’m not even trying very hard
Nice teefes, Dave
*looks at Dave’s avatar*
*tears eyes out*
Carin???!
http://tinyurl.com/6smlggb
DinT – Did you see the song I link for you upthread?
What’s for lunch?
iPhoto is the devil. I hate it. Worst Apple application ever.
I saw a picture of you in the shirt xbrad. I’m sort of surprised you actually liked it.
Hi everyone!
Are we supposed to have hideous avatars now?
Will do….
How is everyone? Did you miss me? If not, screw you!
(but I mean that in a nice way)
iPhoto is the devil. I hate it. Worst Apple application ever.
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I had that same thought today. It’s slow and ugly.
You were gone, Mare?
MJ, it’s a well made shirt. Plus, I usually wear a light jacket over it.
Mare!!!!!!
>> Did you see the song I link for you upthread?
Yes, but no can looky at work
How is everyone? Did you miss me? If not, screw you!
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Rehab is getting shorter.
MJ, it’s a well made shirt. Plus, I usually wear a light jacket over it.
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I’m glad you like it.
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Really?
Yes, but no can looky at work
THEN STOP WORKING, DAGNABBIT!
What’s for lunch?
A Caesar salad, followed by medallions of beef in a mushroom sauce, accompanied by potatoes au gratin, and for dessert, chocolate mousse.
And if you don’t like it, give it to Dave. He’s got teefs.
I can’t usually wear t-shirts to the clubhouse. So I will mostly end up wearing it around the house while doing chores. And hidden from public view.
Aggie, sounds pretty damn good. I’ve gotten used enuff to the teefs that eating salad and beef is no problem.
In fact, the hardest thing to eat these days is, of all things, chocolate.
I’m off to lunch. I’ll see you cool kids later!
And hidden from public view.
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Ok, good. I don’t want someone to beat you up and steal your lunch money.
http://thestir.cafemom.com/healthy_living/130638/25_best_mom_confessions_of
Well, at least Oso cares!
Smooooch!
>> He’s got teefs.
*brushes one proudly
Too bad that would get me fired. Penis.
Yes, but epicness guaranteed.
Where is there a pic of xbrad in the OTH shirt? I want one so where did you get it?
Smooches Mare *strums banjo
Shower time. Then off to a champagne tasting. Hopefully they’ll have beer.
One time I wrote a 7 paragraph memo to an asshole in operations, and the first letter in the first word of each paragraph spelled FUCK YOU
One time I wrote a 7 paragraph memo to an asshole in operations, and the first letter in the first word of each paragraph spelled FUCK YOU
Hahahahahahahaha, awesome. I wanted to do that to the Russians on principle, but my boss caught it.
xbrad are you here?
He went to lunch, sohos.
I wanted to do that to the Russians on principle, but my boss caught it.
Awwww, that’s a real pity.
Is mare really back or did that bitch just do a drive by?
I like Roamy’s avatar because it’s real….just like Dave’s really looks like him.
Hi Mare!
We may go out to dinner but I’m around for awhile.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Hi Vman! What’s happening now the bike rush is over?
Thanks. I need to go take some movies back see yall later
Nice BBF, MJ. I especially liked the Hubble and galaxies link. Haven’t hit the Rickroll yet.
Have we ever had a New Year’s Resolutions thread?
Have we ever had a New Year’s Resolutions thread?
It’s not New Year’s Day yet. Duh.
In middle school, we had a whole class of busywork. It was computer literacy, and the class materials were already outdated even in 19*cough*. “Someday, we will have color printers! But they will totally have the perforated sheets on a roll like we have now.” We literally were assigned to copy (by hand) sections out of the textbook and turn them in for a grade. My friend and I used to insert “meow” and “bark” at random places to see if the teacher noticed. You already know the answer…no!
Not much this week Mare, but grill season is close.
I think we should suggest resolutions for each other. Here, I’ll get us started:
In 2012, Carin resolves to study pyrotechnics.
In 2012, Scott resolves to apply to be on that reality show, “Shipping Wars”.
In 2012, Mrs. Peel resolves to start drinking.
So, I post my own self-portrait and Mare ignores it?!
I resolve, to keep my carpets clean.
http://tinyurl.com/795xfg4
I like Peel’s idea. Plus, if she starts drinking, she’ll get carded more.
peel drinks = “Candid Dinner Pic with Aaron”
*Shoots Jewstin in the face with the woodchipper*
HA HA
Peel I was planning on watching that.
I think I know where they found the characters. If I am right, there is a really good chance that some of them are breaking the law.
I am curious to see how they handle that.
I resolve to say no to assholes.
http://is.gd/m85Iua
I resolve to say no to
assholesmy inlaws.Eh, same thing, really.
In 2012, Carin resolves to study pyrotechnics
*****
Hahaha
http://is.gd/WCuULT
I resolve mare actually meets a hostage this year.
Not seeing a problem here.
Roamy may never speak to me again
down twinkles!
http://is.gd/EXDtIe
Mare if you do go out for dinner I suggest you call ahead of time.
The places near us were PACKED tonight.
Last year I resolved to read about a book a week. But I got hung up with a few of them. I think 35 was my total.
I read a book once.
I could very easily read a book a week, but I would be cheating by using easy rereads. I think something like “three new books a month” is a better goal. At least, it would be for me.
Did it have picshures with the words, CB?
cartin, you should try short stories or anthologies
carin, rather
WPD, no way you could be as much as an asshole as some I’ve had to deal with in the last three years.
Does reading coloring books count?
I like Cartin better.
If my grandparents were among the victims that she had tortured, -let’s get this straight, that is precisely what she did- a horsewhipping would be too good for this ill bitch.
http://is.gd/sHJlOA
I hate old folks’ homes.
roamy, i love ya too much to take THAT Challenge! ( LOL )
How much pin money did we make off Amawhore?
http://is.gd/qLfzHo
That one may strike a chord, Laura.
WPD, I had a “friend” make fun of my daughter for breaking her arm. If he had been near enough, I would have broken his.
Wow, Roamy, I hope you at least attempted to *wink* trip him.
I should have moved to France with my first wife.
http://is.gd/Gow5ap
Less dust in France, ‘Spur?
HA! Well, WE sure are a lively bunch today.
Roamy, THAT isn’t cool, im in the area of Rosetta style asshattery
ill make fun of your imaginary friend, but never actual pain
cyn, its the deep breath before the plunge i think
Mrs. Peel played the meow game? Awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI
Rosetta-style asshattery is usually funny.
Where is that dumbass anyway? I want him or Wiser to start the naming of MCPO’s grandchild.
Jean Claude is a nice gay name
waiting……….
i tried reading the books that True Blood is based on, total gheyfest
i am disappoint
BAM! —————————————————–>
OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!
*crosses herself*
*goes off to puke*
Hahahahahaha
Beasn, you rock.
My avatar is almost as pretty as Pupster’s.
I like Roamy’s avatar best. You just want to tickle it. SYWM.
I think wiserbud and rosetta are busy kicking each other in the ass with the dick slippers.
Reminds me of my old punishment.
Kicking?
Punishment would have you photoshopping a game of tonsil hockey.
Henry is disappoint
floyd is mortified
Punishment would have you photoshopping a game of tonsil hockey.
That is, fortunately, far beyond my photoshopping skills.
We don’t need to mention this to the wife, do we?
Hahahahaha
HAHA! That is some nasty, Geoff!
Hahahahahahaha.. beasn!
Heheheh Geoff. Enas Yorl never did pay off on that bet. He ended up losing a boatload of weight the next year or so after a diabetes diagnosis.
Here, learn some shit.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/state-creation-dates-history-usa.gif
Diabeetus.
Dang it Pup, I was trying not to learn anything today and you ruined it. RUINED!
http://tinyurl.com/63sxhq
cyn, hows the cankles?
i twisted mine yesterday it looks like i have elephantitis
I already knew that shit.
None… the feet were propped up today as I ate bon-bons and peeled grapes from scantily clad pool boys.
Cyn doesn’t have cankles.
Sorry Cyn, I also have gifs that actually make you less smart. Maybe it will reverse the learning stuff.
http://tinyurl.com/6mqydyj
Quick dick-poll:
Who wears a wrist watch?
I do not.
I wear a wrist watch.
My dick has no need for timekeeping.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/state-creation-dates-history-usa.gif
This music was running through my head while watching that.
http://youtu.be/u7JGF1QBH9Y
Yay!! The brain cells are melting away!! Career as a stripper, here I come!
I loved all of those Schoolhouse dealies. I bought a DVD of them for the oldest boy one Christmas and we laughed tons.
Hotspur, I only wear a wristwatch to conferences where cell phones are banned. I probably do not have a working watch at the moment.
Me too, Cyn.
My wrists prefer to be naked, and there is a clock everywhere I look.
Did anybody say that they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for anybody else today?
I wear a watch all the time, but it’s not just about timekeeping. It looks good with casual or dress wear, and I’m a suit.
But I get it that they’re going the way of the buggy whip. Same for digital cameras.
Also my watch has a two-way radio and it’s how I keep in contact with the mother ship.
I’ve worn a watch since I was a kid and I feel uncomfortable when I have to take it off.
Florida became a state in 1845 nothing happens to Florida in Pups gif in 1845 the coast changes colors in the last frame
I recently stopped wearing a watch. I do not know why.
I don’t leave home without a watch on.
I can’t wear a watch to work. It might fall in someone’s cake….like my spittle and boogers do.
Nice gif, pups. I saw the MO territory of which my brother is a resident.
I wear a wristwatch 24/7. I am nearsighted and can’t see the clock at night, so I wear my watch so I can discover what time I’ve been awoken.
It’s also a heart rate monitor for when I work out.
I don’t leave home without a watch on.
That’s me too; I feel a bit nekkid when I do.
I used to wear a watch every day but stopped when I got my store twelve years ago.
Have a lovely little antique white gold/ jewels watch that I love to wear as jewelry when I get a chance to dress up, which is almost never.
The last day I wore a watch was my last at work. I own 3 wristwatches and 2 pocket watches. I have no idea if any of them still work.
Same with Michigan, vmax.
I like to wear a watch even when I don’t have any pants on.
Take now, for instance.
Foodie are done! Foodies are done!
*puts bucket on Dave’s head*
*spins him around*
*goes to eat dinner*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=YrzSmQSwfbg#t=2m15s
One of the best geek cartoon I have seen in ages.
http://xkcd.com/224/
Nice final BBF of the year, MJ.
*Moves MJ to bottom third of kill immediately list*
I don’t mind spittle and boogers in my cake. It’s the free watches that really set me off.
Tushar, I don’t geddit.
Have a lovely little antique white gold/ jewels watch that I love to wear as jewelry when I get a chance to dress up, which is almost never.
Let me take you away from all this, laura. Your chariot awaits…
http://tinyurl.com/7qubpxl
Hotspur, for all the elegance, conciseness, precision and exactness of LISP, it is PERL that gets the job done.
I did not know that God has a mindset similar to me.
Hahahahaha
Scott’s avatard bit down on a piece of cake with a free watch in it.
LISP programmers are pretentious douchebags. PERL programmers get the job done.
Tushar, I can see what you write. It just makes no sense.
Hotspur, you are not a techie, are you? Dave, some help here?
Did anybody say that they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for anybody else today?
Yes. Fuckers.
Tushar, I laughed at this one.
http://xkcd.com/984/
I want to drive that car to the next Moron Meatup. I’m going to have the hydraulics worked on by an expert team of cholos and have levers that make that thing lower to the ground and hop.
Pink shag on the dash, babe, and a tub full of ice and magnums of Cristal in the back.
Nothin’ but class.
I programmed a VCR once!
Those who can, PERL. Those who can’t, LISP.
Oh, now I geddit.
Honestly, we hacked most of it together with PERL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Tushar, go grep yourself.
Roamy, that one is freaking hilarious.
Here is one anybody can enjoy:
http://xkcd.com/236/
Don’t get me started on iPads.
If I find one more iPad in my food I am going to lose it.
>> PERL programmers get the job done.
Sure, except programmers are merely tools to be used by The Man™, or Suits™. We use you to make money and we really don’t give a shit how you get it done, just get it done already, chop chop.
Grep and ye shall find.
Dave, I sometimes wonder if you put on the suit act or are you really an asshole.
In this house the time is always –:–
Really. . . you won’t like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e9od34BPpc
I had to stop wearing my watch when I got too pregnant for it, and the battery stopped. So I need to get the battery replaced. Which I can’t do without…*gasp*…human interaction.
It could be years.
Huh. That was supposed to be –:–
I programmed a VCR once!
Did they finally put out a large print version of the manual?
WTF? –
Multiple dashes are not authorized here.—————
>> I sometimes wonder if you put on the suit act or are you really an asshole.
I’m not really an asshole, but I sure can be one.
Especially to programmers. Because sometimes programmers want to bullshit you (not you, but some). And they can’t bullshit me because I was one.
That was about 10, so dashes must count as 1/2.
The current time is —-:—-
I used to be able to hack existing lisp routines and make them do what I wanted in Autocad.
Now it is all XML and I am too old to learn
Dave I respect those bosses a lot whom I can’t bullshit. I have less patience for those who carry titles like technology director and CTO but have actually worked hands on for six months 23 years ago. They may have acquired good managerial skills, budget managemnet skills etc, but their view of technology as a tool is extremely screwed up.
My mother lisps
My father lisps
But I don’t lisp at all.
OK it’s time to hit Cyn in the head with some more knowledge.
IT’S LESSON TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asswoXH03FU&feature=related
VMax, having an ability to hack LISP and sayingbyou are too old to learn XML is like saying you can pilot the space shuttle but are tool old to learn to ride a bicycle.
In this house the time is always –:–
That’s just because the power goes out so frequently it’s not worth reprogramming everything anymore.
After tropical storm Irene, people were calling in to the local news radio discussing their power issues.
One guy called up and identified himself as one of our neighbors. He launched into a tirade about the frequent (but very short, like less than a minute) outages we have here. They are so frequent that I actually forgot they happen. Like, I have long incorporated them into my daily life to the degree that I no longer consciously acknowledge them.
Come home from work and the clock radio upstairs (that we only use as a radio anyway) is beeping and the microwave is flashing. Normal. Shut the radio off, quickly open and close the microwave door to make it stop flashing, I think I’ll make pasta and chicken tonight….do I have anything to wear tomorrow? Check the laundry situation.
Yes Tushar I will figure it out I am sure, if I ever get a job using Autocad again
Technology is a means to an end, the end being to make profits. But you can’t be a good CTO (which I am at present) if you don’t understand it. I understand it.
Laura – Hope most of your electronics are on power strips. That kind of power interruption ain’t good for electronics!
I was never a programmer, but could normally tell when I was being fed a line of bullshit.
Bullshit’s easy to spot.
Programmers are people. I treat people with respect. I also hold them accountable. If they need help, I give it. My job is simple. I don’t throw the ball, I don’t catch the ball. I block, and I tackle. I remove obstacles. Sometimes excuses are obstacles. I remove those too.
*puts some wood glue in my hair*
Laura, I have a RCA radio clock that has a power cable and batteries. When power goes off, the glowing display shuts off but it remembers time.
Got it at walmart for 10 bucks.
I don’t throw the ball, I don’t catch the ball. I block, and I tackle. I remove obstacles. Sometimes excuses are obstacles. I remove those too.
^^THIS!^^
“*puts some wood glue in my hair*”
^^ This! ^^
Dave has hair? Hunh.
What’s up with CT electricity? I thought you all were progressive and smarterer than us redneck backwoods butt scratchers, who think fire pretty.
Beasn, if he ever washes away the wood glue, the hair will be gone too.
Dave, give me an honest answer:
Sometimes you can either build the system right and robust and miss the deadline by a day or three. Or you can meet the deadline by slapping together code with wood glue and duct tape. And no, it cannot be fixed later because next week will bring a new project with new deadlines.
Which way do you usually prefer to go?
>> Dave, give me an honest answer
What’s the margin?
Seriously, the answer is getting good requirements up front, and estimating it properly.
>> Dave has hair? Hunh.
WTF you seen my hair, you goober.
Also, the difference between “right and robust” and “pile of shit” is rarely a matter of a couple of days.
If seen all 18 of Dave’s hairs. . . on his head. As for the rest, you’ll have to ask Wiser.
I have seen Dave wet in a fountain that was deeper than he thought.
He has hair, but I would never have guessed he had initials including the letters C & O after his name.
I agree that 2-3 days it too little a difference between good vs bad system. I was just giving an example.
I will give you a real example. I was part of the dev team building a ginormous piece of software for a wall st firm that is no more. They budgeted 12 months. Four months each for req, dev and qa. Reqs were not finished for more than six months, and dev, which was unrealistic at four months to begin with, got squeezed to three. And the dev team was blamed for not finishing on time. We did build a system that worked well, we just could not meet the deadline. I don’t think the blame was fair.
Flotsam
I will give another example. Another company that will remain unnamed needed to build a specific system. An outside vendor quoted four months and 600k without doing any analysis. The company later decided to build it inhouse, but it was made clear that we had to do it in under 4 months and 600k else the mgmt would look bad. Didn’t matter that a lot more reqs got added once it was deided to do tjis inhouse ‘for free’.
Shut up and get back to work.
Talking about computer programming work on a Friday night, huh? I guess we’re out of recipes.
and dev, which was unrealistic at four months to begin with, got squeezed to three.
Shit like that is why Mr. Beasn is as bald as a babies tooshie.
Promises promises to capture the golden ticket, which got EDS (I think it was EDS) sued.
Tushar,
I have heard it said in my biz, there is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. (when it fails approval or the client rejects it)
Mola Mola
Ok I give in I am watching Blue Planet. Ocean terms 101 Alex
Scintillating!
>>shut up and get back to work.
Heh. Typical suit answer.
Vmax, bosses get credit for meeting the deadlines. Peons get blamed for the do-overs.
I bought #40 of winter rye grass today.
I also bought #30 of Bahia and #30 of Bermuda grass.
I am tired of Zeke tracking #5 of sand into my house a day.
heh. Told ya I was one. SVP, CTO, stop whining and quit blaming the database guys.
Hola, bitches.
Sohos, the One Tree Hill shirt? My Secret Santa (MJ) sent it to me. Hit him up for where he got it,because I went looking online for one, and didn’t find it.
testing ugly avatar……check check…….check
avatar check
fuck
Just wait for it, PGM.
Howdy Brad.
Programing killed it.
DORKS.
Try plugging it in.
True story… Little One was complaining about her new DVD player not working, and I yelled to her, “TRY PLUGGING IT IN!!”
And after a minute I hear, “THANKS, MOM!!”
Ron Jeremy?!
Aggie – Do you have more chill’rens than PJM?!
There was a guy, who worked at our store, that looked like Ron Jeremy. He was fired for saying inappropriate things to someone. I doubt it was that inappropriate…and I doubt it was the someone he said it to.
Do you have more chill’rens than PJM?!
HAHAHAHA!!! I didn’t think that was possible, MCPO. I only have three
Laura – Hope most of your electronics are on power strips. That kind of power interruption ain’t good for electronics!
I hate to say anything good about the europeans, but they are way ahead of us there. Anything that is CE marked has to undergo Votage Dips, Shorts, and Interrupts testing either under the product specific standard or the general immunity standard. The US doesn’t have a similar requirement.
Saying inappropriate things?
Does not compute.
How does one say “innappropriate things”?
Beasn knows what Ron Jeremy looks like?
I am out.
Flying Wild Alaska is on.
BRB
Am I the only one watching “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe” and shopping for nursery furniture?
MCPO, yes.
So, V, what’s your favorite plane of the show?
And by that, I mean, which of the Tweedo chicks would you nail first?
I think so. I was trying to watch the hipster dumbasses on Portlandia but I couldn’t do it.
Aggie – I’m having more fun than should be allowed!
PGM’s new avatar is up
Is it Stevie Ray Vaughn?
My favorite spanking video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt-8eaYUQ6o&feature=fvst
Any of them X. Furno is a no go.
I forget. Furno is the wife? She could probably kick your ass.
Is it Stevie Ray Vaughn?
No, it’s Ron Jeremy, from what they said.
youtube.com/watch?v=AVmq9dq6Nsg
The Occupy Theme.
No, it’s Ron Jeremy, from what they said.
Like you don’t know.
Like you don’t know.
HA!! You got me
She’s kinda a darlin
Yeah. I mean, if you didn’t have a thing for ugly well hung fat guys, then there wouldn’t be much reason for us to keep talking, now would there? ;-P
http://tinyurl.com/6om2d4h
I bet she could X.
I could wrastle the daughters. I have a 10% chance of beating dad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
I bet you arent the only one in the world mcpo
or just ugly and fat
xbrad is there a pic of you somewhere in the OTH shirt?
Yeah, Sohos, gimme a sec.
I’m thinking of legally changing my name to Iorek Byrnison. Just to piss off AlGore and the AGW crowd.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/xbrads-ss-gift-2011.jpg
OK, that Portlandia ditty was catchy.
Like the clap.
Just remember the Dream of the 90′s is alive… In Portland
OH THAT is sooooooooo awesome!!!!!! I went to Blockbuster today and they dont carry OTH. UGH!!!!!
Xbad, that thing you’re wearing looks like art to me!
Jenn, I get to take my smoke breaks on a corner in PDX every work day. It’s fun to watch the peoples.
I’m still not certain that you care. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYrMsxMKp8
Sohos, I’ll try to burn S7 & 8 to disc for you. They’ll be in .flv format, so you’ll have to watch them on the laptop, but it is better than nothing.
I’m not a huge fan of Portland (nor do I bear it any great animosity international, either) but the drive down the PCH through Oregon is just about the best stretch of highway in the world. It’s absolutely gorgeous.
Just got done watching Cowboys & Aliens. Fun movie.
My new laptop has a dvd player in it. That would be so great
Xbrad–why have you chosen a female as your avatar? She’s not very scary either. She’s kinda cute actually.
I thought so too Cyn.
Soohoos your avtard is awesome. I downloaded that pic to use but couldn’t bring myself to use it.
why have you chosen a female as your avatar?
Because he loves a piece of tail??
*runs*
Xbrad, I dislike Portland with a passion, but I will take their money.
When Hotspur chose Ursula as his avatard, from GM’s link about lifelike Disney princesses, I chose Ariel.
Only fish I ever wanted to bang…
Off to bed
Nighty Night!
G’night, Vmax!!
It is very disturbing for sure
Sweet dreams Vman.
Better?
Only fish I ever wanted to bang…
It is very disturbing for sure
YES!
Combining comments for the win!
*hoists Grape Cod cocktail to everyone*
Not yet.
Eh, it’ll switch over shortly.
What’s in a Grape Cod, Laura?
**downs drink**
Fill ‘er up!
OK. I’ve finished posting music you folks hate. . . for today!
I downloaded Beasn’s and I couldn’t use her….funny all of us think alike
MCPO, great. How about posting some I like?
Girl pop is a good start.
Or a good link to Rhapsody in Blue.
I would be Cyn and instead of using cranberry juice and vodka, I use Cran-Grape to make a Cape Cod… thus, Grape Cod.
*puts my own picture of original horsey on fridge*
I like cran-grape.
But that cran-pomegranete shit is… well, shit.
funny all of us think alike
It’s what makes us speshul, Sohos.
xBrad – Here ya go, buddy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJFEVAbTzxo
Or a good link to Rhapsody in Blue.
Awww, nice
I’m not a guy, but even I feel a little icky watching that one Chief.
**beats MCPO’s latest link to death with a couple of iPads just laying around**
HAHAHAHAHA!
When will you people learn; never poke a sleeping bear.
Look, as soon as I saw “Japanese” inthe title, I closed the link.
I’m not MJ, for christ’s sake.
OK, I’m sorry. But, in my defense, Brad asked for “girl pop”.
http://tinyurl.com/424f8bd
*cries and rubs soap in eyes*
At 11pm Return to Me a David Duchovny movie comes on. Yay me!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY
OK Brad, you win!
http://tinyurl.com/76cjh5m
Heh. I like that one.
This is my favorite line of that song:
I’m a blonde, B-L- … I don’t know!
and sometimes she would say
I’m a blond, B-L-….oh I forgot
hahahahaha Loved that. Something like I want to be a vet b/c I love kids.
**pats Sohos on her pretty blonde head**
Shit.
Now I’ve got “Let’s Go To The Mall!” stuck in my head.
//dies of self inflicted wound.
Kilt it?
Prolly.
I’m watching Shaun of the Dead. David is a twatface dickhead.
Shaun of the Dead was good, but Hot Fuzz (same guys) was way better.
Jazz – Did you hear the news?
OK, kids (or just Jazz, or whatever) I’m out. Have a good night.
I’ve seen HF, too. I’m enjoying SotD a LOT right now. I love this killing scene in the pub to the Queen’s “no stopping me”.
what news, chief?
g’nite, b-rad. don’t think of me as you go to sleep
Jazz – I’m gonna be a Grandpop in June!
I watched part of SotD but had to go over to my bf David the Hawt. Nighty night all.
JAZZ!!!
Left you a response
Congrats, Chief! Look what that thing you pee with did – your DNA will looooong outlive you!
Hi, Ags!!!
*checks email*
Okay, then, looks like I’m just going with the “point the car east” plan tomorrow.
NEW POAT!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!