Fresh New Poat

You all watch RIGHT NOW-

Srsly. This isn’t some Peej shit youtube.

stolen from Protein Wisdom

437 Comments

  1. So far, this is the best poat of the day.

  2. Wow. I can’t believe you put up a post.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjHT5GpAYQ

  3. FancyBoy Productions?!?!?! Thought they only made lip glitter? hahahahahaha.

  4. Good morning, sunshines!

    Must.have.coffee.naooooo.

  5. I just realized that my fitocracy friends have been logging since Nov 3, and I’ve only been logging since Dec 14.

    I have logs going back 2 years…

    Nah, I’ll just log back to the start of November, for fairness.

  6. Time for errands then work.

  7. Wow. I can’t believe you put up a post.

    I was running out of time for my 2011 poat.

    Now I have another 12 months until I need to step up again.

  8. Good video. It was good when I linked it 3 months ago too.

  9. Off to work, y’all have a good day.

  10. GREATEST POAT EVAH! (at least for Car in. This year.)

  11. Good video. It was good when I linked it 3 months ago too.

    Well, if you’d SOLD it to me, I would have watched. duh.

    My attention needs to be brought to these things. I just can’t be clicking on everyone’s youtube vids.

  12. I hope leon doesn’t make his fitocracy friends cry. That makes things awkward.

  13. Like that Red Fang video. I watched that, because you directed my attention to it.

  14. Newt got mic-checked in Iowa yesterday. Afterward, Newt met with the mic-checker, who asked why “since you regard FDR as such a great President, then how come you don’t advocate using his methods to get out of our current depression, like FDR got out of the Great Depression”

    Newt said “it wasn’t the policies that got us out of the Great Depression, it was World War II”. Cluebat struck home with that one.

  15. from the last poat:

    Finally I’d had enough and after getting unzipped one last time, I cracked my clipboard over Julie’s head, smashing her face into the desk. She got a bloody nose. The teacher moved her to another desk, and she left me alone after that.

    One more reason I ♥ you Roamy!

  16. 11 HOURS – 43 MINUTES UNTIL SS GIFT OPENING!

  17. *unzipps Roamy’s dress from behind.

    *waits

  18. Good video. It was good when I linked it 3 months ago too.

    Yeah, but it’s better now, what with Christmas being closer, Kim Jong Il getting ass-raped in hell, and this is the first time I’m seeing it.

  19. This at the end, FancyBoy Productions?!?!?! Thought they only made lip glitter? hahahahahaha., made watching the video worth while.

  20. EXACTLY, compos.

  21. What is the One doing today?

    He put off his vacation for important work that had to get done so I am sure he is busy as hell.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Home Alone !

  22. Here’s the video from the mic check: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/21/gingrich-gets-occupied/?hpt=hp_bn3

    If you want to see what the left thinks, here’s a link: http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/nmewo/newt_gingrich_gets_confronted_by_occupy/

    The comments are interesting. Evidently money just grows on trees.

  23. The thrill of victory!

  24. A Kim Jong Il in hell does kinda jingle-up the Christmas season a lil’ bit.

  25. Ha, didn’t the House go home? Steny Hoyer was trying to get a vote when the Speaker was leaving the podium yesterday.

  26. “A Kim Jong Il in hell does kinda jingle-up the Christmas season a lil’ bit.”

    This too.

  27. Harry Reid should call Obama and tell him how awesome his vacation is.

  28. Oh yes, Scott; yes it does.

    Bwahahahahaha!

  29. I bet he’s surfing porn.

  30. Have you started to slow down at your store yet Scott, or are people still rush-rushing?

  31. I bet he’s surfing porn fast-food restaurant menus.

  32. It’s pretty much over Cyn.

    Customers are not responding well to “merry Christmas you’re fat”.

  33. The nerve!

  34. I should probably go with “happy holidays you’re fat”.

  35. Good morning fatties.

  36. Happy Kwanzaa your ass is fat.

  37. So Ace is uploading on Imgur now; huh.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/ZWKph

  38. Festivus Fatness Miracle to You

  39. It’s Christmas time in the shitty.

  40. Happy Kwanzaa your ass is fat PHAT!

    Phixeted.

  41. Good morning, and great video, Carin.

  42. Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season you fuck-faced ogre.

  43. Really, you guys are huge.

    Are you going to eat that?

  44. Cleared it out like a homeless guy jumping into a public pool.

  45. Bo’s vacation http://tinyurl.com/7eglas8

    Barack’s vacation http://i.imgur.com/pfqJ1.jpg

    Best Christmas ever.

  46. Compos, can you pinch an inch?

  47. Really, you guys are huge.

    Are you talking to your feet again?

    *channels Elvis* ♫ Are you lonesome tonight….

  48. Just exactly what are we talking about pinching here, LS?

  49. If I was married to Michelle I would rather stay home alone as well.

    No, really, you and the girls go have fun. I’ll call. Promise.

  50. Clearly, a loaf, compos.

  51. Just exactly what are we talking about pinching here, LS?

    I wrote that innocently, but then cracked up at all the implications.

    Fatso.

  52. I’m short, but I never got into any fights. But I am told that I’m very intimidating. Which I personally find absolutely ridiculous – if you’re intimidated by five foot nothing of cuteness, then you’re just a pussy.

  53. I was intimidated by your cute butt.

  54. Peelie, some time ago (2 months?) I tried to go to your old blog and got denied, so I requested access. Denied. Is it because I’m fat?

  55. word-pos is acting bitchy this morning – it won’t let me log in. Way to go Car in, you broke it.

  56. Peel is a Fatist.

  57. Hello Hostages!

    Why didn’t WPdunn save me any of his snickerdoodles ?

  58. Hawt women have their own way of intimidating others. It has nothing to do with the threat of violence. Pheronomes or something.

  59. OK Texas people, should we take our outdoor heater (the umbrella-looking kind) to Texas?

  60. Why didn’t WPdunn save me any of his snicker doodles ?

    Because your ass is fat.

  61. Only fat people are denied access logging in to the interwebs.

  62. Lipstick. Yes.

  63. oh, so now it let’s me.

  64. ” Is it because I’m fat?”

    HA! I’m denied stuff all the time because I’m fat. Like getting into my size 6 stuff!

  65. Yes lipstick, absolutely.

  66. Speaking of fatasses…..anybody else have a grilled cheese sammich for breakfast this morning?

    Yeah…..I’m going on a diet as of 1/2/12. Until then, I’m doing what I fuckin’ well please.

  67. Gracias, Pendejo.

  68. I’m doing your mom.

  69. y gracias, Mare.

  70. My mom is 77, deaf, and 2/3 blind. How dare you.

  71. That video was pretty good. I enjoy shit like that.

  72. All right. I was helping her across the street then.

  73. Cyn’s avatar will be featured in this week’s BBF.

  74. My mom is 77, deaf, and 2/3 blind. How dare you.

    Well, at least we know why she’d do Hotspur, then.

  75. She should’ve finished strong. She took a nap halfway through.

    She does have great stride length though. I admire a woman’s stride length. And her stride frequency was impressive after the nap.

  76. Clearly, a loaf, compos.

    hahaha :) you are a rotten little brainiac.

    Merry New Kwanza, Fatima Fatcicles.

  77. Well, at least we know why she’d do Hotspur, then.

    She’s never been one to hang out in ghetto bars. She rarely ever drank. I’m saying that hotspur would go home alone. Frustrated. Hoping that xbrad didn’t use the last of the baby oil.

  78. word-pos is acting bitchy this morning – it won’t let me log in. Way to go Car in, you broke it.

    it’s not my fault. It’s because you’re fat.

  79. Cyn’s avatar will be featured in this week’s BBF.

  80. Found Pendejo’s audition tape for an opening in Santa’s Sleigh Posse.

    http://tinyurl.com/buvysfk

    Disturbing.

  81. 30.06 meet deer, deer meet 30.06

  82. Never fear! The Fattie’s here! I refuse to poat again b/c last time I did it WPOS shut down the entire blog. Oh and we can’t open SS gifts if’n we aint got one and yes bring the heater to Tejas its COLD!

  83. Oh and we can’t open SS gifts if’n we aint got one

    This^^

  84. Hey, is that deer wearing Crocks?

  85. What??

    http://tinyurl.com/78eflu9

  86. Lipstick, I shut down my Mrs. Peel blog a while back because I wasn’t updating it. I didn’t want to delete it, so I just made it “limited” like geoff does whenever he shuts his blog down.

  87. Is WordPress pooing its pants (much like John McCain).

  88. Is WordPress pooing its pants (much like John McCain Composmentis).

    fixt

  89. Mare – the Wordpos is acting like a fat little bitch this morning.

  90. Mare, your 10:38 am was in pending after being unspammed, but I outed you.

  91. Thanks Cyn…I thought I outed myself…really.

  92. oh em gee! I am having my first cup of coffee in 3 weeks…. It’s so good, once it hits your lips, its so good!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byb_FfxA8hs

  93. http://imgur.com/gallery/FWa5p

  94. Heh; after you unspam, it dumps you into the Pending and you have to go in there to then “Approve” the comment.

    Werdpuss: Making commenting hard since 2003.

  95. Hotspur intimidated by Mrs Peel

    http://imgur.com/gallery/4agaQ

  96. Tushar–why have you changed your nic to “Rosetta is sliding up and down”??

  97. Damn!!!!!

    That is an old joke at Innocent Bystanders. Laura created a post titled “A fat naked woman with greased thighs” more than 4 years back.

    http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2007/07/09/a-fat-naked-woman-with-greased-thighs/

    Whenever someone makes a comment on that thread, it appears in the ‘recent comment’ side bar as something like:
    ‘Wiserbud on a fat naked woman with greased thighs’.

    Then people started getting creative with their names.
    What you see is the remnant of my latest attempt.

    The IB comment sidebar still has an entry named:

    ‘ Rosetta is sliding up and down on A fat naked woman with greased thighs’

  98. Hostages missing their ss gift either got Rosie, Mare, or She-who-cannot-be-named-which-I’ve-forgotten-anyway.

    sucks to be you, but this game is kinda like Russian Roulette.

  99. “Werdpuss: Making commenting hard since 2003.”

    HA! Thanks Cyn, I am more than just musically retarded.

  100. FOR ONCE I AM NOT AT FAULT!

    *I’ll stop shouting now.

  101. HAHAHA! Thanks, Tush!

  102. Wow, the HBO thread at Ace’s is chock full of funneh.

  103. What are the rules for opening gifts if you are not going to be around at the official time? I’m asking for a fr…. me.

  104. I don’t care. It’s the thought that counts. No, really.

  105. If you’re not going to be around, Ghee, please forward your gift to someone who CAN be bothered to arrange their schedule properly.

    Sohos apparently needs a gift.

  106. Or Hotspur.

    Either one.

  107. Car in, don’t talk to me with that fat look on your face!

  108. Anybody read Gabe’s latest post at Ace’s? Looks like BiW bit him on the butt and infected him.

  109. “Car in, don’t talk to me with that fat look on your face!”

    HAHAHA…good one! I’m going to have to use that with one..often.

  110. BEST SENTENCE EVER!^

  111. Tushar, could you please summarize Gabe’s post in 3 words or less?

  112. What are the rules for opening gifts if you are not going to be around at the official time? I’m asking for a fr…. me.

    If you insist on screwing it up, Ghee, open when you want to and let us know who you think your gift is from. A picture is always fun too; I might even create a brand new Tab to put all the pics into.

    *hopes wiserbud misses reading that last sentence*

  113. I’m going to clean my office…tomorrow.

  114. I just ate three chocolates in a row. One had caramel, one had lemon, and one had mint. Now I’m having a cup of coffee.

  115. “I just ate three chocolates in a row. One had caramel, one had lemon, and one had mint. Now I’m having a cup of coffee.”

    Then what happened?

  116. It’s very gray and gloomy outside today.

  117. The mail hasn’t come yet.

  118. Evidently, Hotspur is off his meds, you know the ones that make him interesting.

  119. I’m in the office alone.

  120. HAHAHAHAH…….”The mail hasn’t come yet.” That actually made me LOL.

  121. I just farted.

  122. This is pretty cool.

  123. MOM!!! Hotspur is using the blog like it’s his own personal Facebook or Twitter account again!!!

  124. “The mail hasn’t come yet.”

    That’s what she said?

  125. He found 20$

  126. Oh, that video was so cute, hotspur! Unlike your gross behavior at 11:51.

  127. There’s about $40,000 in checks in the desk drawer that need to go to the bank, but I don’t feel like it.

    Fuck the 99%.

  128. >> OK Texas people, should we take our outdoor heater (the umbrella-looking kind) to Texas?

    I have one. It gets cold here.

    Of course, I can’t light the fuckin thing right now.

  129. My daughter made a New Year’s resolution to only buy second hand clothes this year. She’s pretty cool.

  130. Or 40k potato-pototo

  131. This is absolute bullshit! Bullshit I tell you.

    http://www.treehugger.com/style/is-viscose-the-way-to-a-greener-future.html

  132. >>Tushar, could you please summarize Gabe’s post in 3 words or less?

    Sure.

    IT IS LONG.

  133. I’m afraid to meet Sohos because of my visible panty lines.

  134. Thanks Tushar!

  135. Did anybody read this from Ace’s sidebar??

    Infuriating.

    http://www.propublica.org/article/how-democrats-fooled-californias-redistricting-commission

    They have to control and twist the process, they MUST have illegals and dead people voting for them, they must toy with the judiciary and ignore the constitution.

    Because they don’t trust themselves to win honestly. They don’t trust legal American processes and citizens to put them in any situation of responsibility or power. They have to screw with the system, otherwise they wouldn’t have a snowflake’s chance in Hell of winning so much. Even in California.

  136. >>I’m afraid to meet Sohos because of my visible panty lines.

    I know how to fix that. Allow me….

  137. I’m afraid to meet Sohos because of my visible panty lines.

    – – – – – –

    I don’t remember seeing any panty lines when we didn’t meet.

  138. lauraw, listen to this. Might make you feel a little better.

    http://tinyurl.com/232tux2

    If not, have four shots of whiskey and dream you’re this character marauding through Berkley.

    http://tinyurl.com/7zdcpys

  139. Laura, the GOP is Ox:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7hVIAn2gv8#t=1m10s

  140. Hotspur and Sohos–no gifts for you yet?? What time does your mail or UPS/FEDEX people show up?

    I can adjust the gift opening time if needed.

  141. She-who-cannot-be-named
    ——————-
    Huh? I really don’t remember. Can someone please jog my memory?

  142. MJ–check you email in about 30 seconds for an answer

  143. MJ, I seriously can’t remember her name either, however, her soon to be new husband evidently was very controlling and wouldn’t allow her to hang out here and this person had Aggie or PJM for Secret Santa and just dropped it.

  144. HA! Way to go Cyn. My explanation sucked!

  145. Okay, check it…… NOW!

  146. hahaha…I need a refresher too Cyn.

  147. Mail’s come. Another $25,000 in checks. I’m still not driving to the fucking bank.

    Cyn, don’t adjust the time. I’ll just buy myself an extra drink.

  148. It was PJ that had her as her SS last year. Aggie IIRC stepped up and hit a homerun by sending PJ a belated SS gift.

  149. Thanks, HS.

    *taps foot impatiently waiting for Sohos to respond*

  150. Hahahaha

    FedEx just walked in.

    Ghetto bar here I come.

  151. “don’t you stomp your last year’s Pradas at me!”

  152. Did you get some kind of package, ‘Spur??

    *crosses fingers*

  153. I’m afraid to meet Sohos because of my visible panty lines.

    OMG, me too!!!

  154. >>She-who-cannot-be-named

    I have been away on and off for enough time that I have no freaking clue who that is….

  155. FedEx just walked in.

    Ghetto bar here I come.

    Ha ha …. is that what you were waiting for ?

  156. Mare–gstring!

  157. Ha ha …. is that what you were waiting for ?

    Maaaaay-be.

    So???? Yes or no??

  158. Watch – we’re going to get another warning. Think her husband is still monitoring us for mentions ?

  159. To late, Cyn. he’s prolly on the stool already waiting for the arrival of his pint.

  160. My last two children have been taken shopping. Got my stepmother a gift. I *think* I’m done now.

    I think.

    ugh.

  161. >>I’m afraid to meet Sohos because of my visible panty lines.

    Mare, you can wear this:

  162. Yep, it’s a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale 12 pack box. How very Hostagesque.

  163. You opened your gift already, Spur?

    http://is.gd/GmOQN5

  164. I think that’s just the box it’s packed in, Cyn.

  165. Just go commando.

  166. Oh, thanks for the clarification Carin.

    Spur: http://is.gd/UaVPqm

  167. It’s just the box, as Carin said. Wait a minute… How do you know that?

  168. It’s just the box, as Carin said. Wait a minute… How do you know that?

    How did I know that …?

    muhaa haa haaaa …

  169. Just go commando.

    Already there my friend.

  170. OMG, first day of christmas break, and already I’m ready to start cutting myself over the horrible music they’re playing. All. Day . Long.

    I thought I raised them properly.

    rap. RAP. In my house. What did I do wrong?

  171. Somebody call my sister and ask if I can drop my dogs off at her house for the 24th.

    ugh.

    Perhaps a drink first before I call?

  172. *tries to figure out what time 9 eastern is* okay…eastern is GMT-5…I’m in GMT-6…so it must be 8 P.M. here.

    My baby is smacking his lips noisily. What a goof.

  173. rap. RAP. In my house. What did I do wrong?

    Got knocked up? Multiple times?

  174. Heh heh heh.

    Raise your hand if you first read that as “fap. FAP. In my house.”

    You don’t need to raise your hand, Xbrad; this was a given.

  175. Just do what my dad did. Shout “Turn off that goddamn rock and roll!!!!”

  176. Or he’d shout “Turn off those screaming niggers!!!”

    Yeah, he was a racist piece of work!

  177. You don’t need to raise your hand, Xbrad; this was a given.

    You’re fat.

  178. Where’s wiserubud? I’m not finished with him.

    This video right here proves that Occupy San Diego, much like the other occupy movements, is HUGE, much bigger than the Tea Party.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu3oVBxMbFc
    can I open my present yet?

  179. No!

  180. My baby is smacking his lips noisily. What a goof.

    Had he done the thing yet where when he’s sleeping, he curls up in a ball with his booty in the air and if you pick them up, they stay in the same position? Man I love it when they do that.

  181. Comment by Cyn on December 22, 2011 1:23 pm

    Just go commando.

    Already there my friend.

    AND that my friends is why Cynnie is my #1 Bad Thoughts Material

    BTW To the loverly momma Mrs Peel, its not how tall you are hon, its the amount of kick ass in you

  182. HAHA! Don’t lie Krow; it’s my avatard that gives you Bad Thoughts.

  183. the mind is a very powerful monkey

  184. It doesn’t hurt that PJ also has an awesome rack.

  185. It doesn’t hurt that PJ also has an awesome rack.

    Since I’m lost, should I scroll up?

  186. No

  187. vis is vis the occutard movement
    for the first time since 5th grade these asshats feels like something, they are ignorant of civics, history,mathmatics,economics,science and general knowlege, but DAMMIT they feel IMPORTANT

  188. Peej is the ne plus ultra of Hawt

  189. spelling

  190. gotta love wpdunn

    Cyn………..come here and let me give you a little present..mmmmkay?

  191. >>the mind is a very powerful monkey

    What is wpdunn’s mind doing right now?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDwBEndsrLk

  192. oh Tushar my fine dusky friend, once again my true motives are unveiled!

  193. Horse pants…HA!

    wpdunn, send me some of those snicker doodles you were chowing on!

  194. Howdy, foax.

  195. You know how you can tell that SeanM has his shit together? He shows up here during the day. Hi SeanM.

  196. Quick! Does anyone know if this is better than a Kindle Fire?

    It’s for $199 on woot, but that’s the same price as a Kindle Fire. Why is this better?

    Kindle DX Wireless Reading Device with Free 3G

    http://www.woot.com/

  197. Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something exotic.

  198. I give up, why is it better?

  199. Hi Sean! How’s it hangin’?

  200. Pj, go for kindle fire. That Kindle dx has a bigger screen, but is useless in every other way, unless you prefer the black and white e ink for reading

  201. Anyone getting anything fun for Christmas? I’m getting a massager that you put in a chair that rolls does shiatsu AND has it for the shoulders!!

    You know how I know I’m getting it? I bought it and wrapped it!

    HAHAHA

  202. Cyn………..come here and let me give you a little present..mmmmkay?

    Man that always scares the bejebus outta me when you talk like that, but I find it still strangely compelling. Damn you Peej!!!

  203. Pj, go for kindle fire. That Kindle dx has a bigger screen, but is useless in every other way, unless you prefer the black and white e ink for reading

    Thank you Tushar!

    *sticks tongue at GM……..then looks at cyn, makes sexy faces, something involving raising eyebrows a bunch of times

  204. I’m cracking up because the Occupy people want to have a trade board so everyone can trade skills because they hate money.
    I scroll down to see what everyone can offer to barter.

    bwahaha hahahaha

    They’re all artists of some sort.

  205. “vis is vis the occutard movement
    for the first time since 5th grade these asshats feels like something, they are ignorant of civics, history,mathmatics,economics,science and general knowlege, but DAMMIT they feel IMPORTANT”

    Hey, wpdunn nailed the crap out of that one!

  206. CaRin has one of those, Mare.

    Hers is purple.

  207. “They’re all artists of some sort.”

    HAHAHHA…Those dumbasses will never learn that utopia is a farce. You can’t have everything and not work for it, pay for it, steal it or make it.

  208. I have had a DX for years now PJM and love it.
    It is strictly a reader. I have a Fire in my Christmas list

  209. Dave, is that you?

    http://72.32.124.231:8020/SuperContainer/RawData/Images/Inventory/87750

  210. our little visitor just informed me that i am “Santa Fat”

  211. Pupster! To purge us of your filth I’m linking this:

    http://tinyurl.com/7hlbp9e

  212. unless you prefer the black and white e ink for reading

    but wait, isn’t this important because I’ll be using this for textbooks…..won’t I want a larger screen? and e ink as opposed to LCD?

    I shouldn’t have started reading the comments. I’m confused.

  213. “our little visitor just informed me that i am “Santa Fat””

    HA!

    That’s like a fat woman being asked if she’s pregnant.

    DO NOT WANT!

  214. I have had a DX for years now PJM and love it.
    It is strictly a reader. I have a Fire in my Christmas list

    I just need to know whether to run upstairs and ask my mom to purchase it for me so I can pay her back tomorrow, or just skip it and see what happens.

  215. PJM, the Fire is a tablet, useful more for color viewing involving TV shows and movies, as well as gaming.

    The DX is more suitable for reading, such as textbooks.

  216. PJ, you have to ask yourself what you want. If you want a ebook reader, go for Kindle DX. If you want a tablet that can also be used for reading ebooks, go for Kindle fire.

  217. WP, tell her you are “Santa Cuddly”. It works :)

  218. mare
    the doodles were interesting, nothing like i expected

  219. Pupster! To purge us of your filth I’m linking this

    Moments later, the dog had a tasty snack.

  220. I’m confused.

    You’re fat.

    Merry Christmas.

  221. “Moments later, the dog had a tasty snack.”

    PJM…….Noooooooooooooooooo!

    Just for that, I’m not going to send you that book “Goating for Dummies”

  222. Xbrad, put that tongue back in your mouth.

  223. Where’s that (fat) whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/czaa32h

  224. So cute, they would make a tasty snack too!

    BBL

  225. Where you goin’, Tushar?

    http://tinyurl.com/brs6jtg

  226. If you want a ebook reader, go for Kindle DX. If you want a tablet that can also be used for reading ebooks, go for Kindle fire.

    oooooooooh ok. I specifically want something so I can read my textbooks someplace other than at my desk. I hate being trapped here.

    *runs to mother’s house

  227. Mare, my mom used to buy her own presents, wrap them, and give them to herself when she was a little girl. She laughs at that now, but I don’t think it was very funny…

  228. Apparently nowhere, XBrad.

  229. You know how you can tell that SeanM has his shit together? He shows up here during the day. Hi SeanM.

    Heh. Now I feel bad for wandering away for half an hour.

  230. BTW, the troll is back:

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2011/12/18/rip-spc-david-e-hickman/

  231. You’re fat.

    Excuse me?

    I prefer festively plump.

    I’m not going to send you that book “Goating for Dummies”

    Damn the bad luck!

  232. Peel, I do the same thing. Hubby has no clue what to get me most of the time. It’s one of the reasons I tend to try to play down birthdays :)

  233. I thought you tended to play down birthdays because you’re old?

  234. BTW, the troll is back

    And it’s certainly not going hungry.

  235. I thought you tended to play down birthdays because you’re old?

    Come and tell me that to my face.

    No, really. I made brownies.

  236. it’s certainly not going hungry.

    Yeah, that’s true. I avoided it as long as I could, but David helped me to post a tidbit. Nothing bad, but I know the troll will take the bait.

  237. Is that a machete you’re hiding behind your back, or are you just happy to see me?

  238. She laughs at that now, but I don’t think it was very funny…

    Ok. It’s funny if she was still getting presents from her family, but not so funny if she had to do it because her family didn’t get her anything.

    I NEVER got the freaking race track I wanted. It went up the wall and everything. Nor, did I get the science kit I always wanted where you could build a robot, or a lie detector test, or a clock. Stupid dolls.

  239. OHAI, Sean!

    http://tinyurl.com/cdj3jbr

  240. holy snitz Peej, i have that wall hugger race set in storage!

  241. Just block him, xbrad.

    The Ronulans are fucking insane and a waste of time.

  242. **Impotent Announcement**

    Secret Santa Gift Opening Poat has been Scheduled:
    — 9:00 pm Eastern
    — 8:00 pm Central
    — 7:00 pm Mountain
    — 6:00 pm Leftcoast

    Be there or be squared.

  243. That’s not a machete!

    That’s a Mossberg.

  244. i have that wall hugger race set in storage!

    totally jealous.

  245. http://tinyurl.com/bm9qxnd

  246. somebody call henry and ask him to sober up rosetta already

  247. Hey, I get that he’s a piece of shit, but there’s no use in arguing with someone like that. No matter what you say in response, his mommy will still never love him and he’ll never get over the fact that his uncle touched his butthole.

  248. **still tapping foot impatiently waiting for Sohos to tell us that she got a package!!!**

  249. Yeah.

    He’s becoming boring.

  250. Secret Santa Gift Opening Poat has been Scheduled:
    — 9:00 pm Eastern
    — 8:00 pm Central
    — 7:00 pm Mountain
    — 6:00 pm Leftcoast

    Be there or be squared.

    WOOT! WOOT!

  251. http://tinyurl.com/bm9qxnd

    HAHAHAHAHA! Totally worth watching to the end~!

  252. Panty lines…..

    “You’re making me angry: You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…”

  253. seriously though have you ever met a Ronulan/Occutard/truther that wasnt totally Eff’d up?
    i can see these nutlogs a mile off
    and believe ME i know teh crazy

  254. >> Be there or be squared.

    You’re not my real mom!!!

  255. there’s no use in arguing with someone like that

    Agreed, which is why I left my little missive and wiped my flour-covered hands off the little fucktard.

  256. No package

  257. My mother just gave me her credit card number.

    Who wants to go shopping?

  258. >> I specifically want something so I can read my textbooks someplace other than at my desk. I hate being trapped here.

    Are the textbooks chained to your desk?

  259. >> no package.

    You got Rosetta as your secret santa, didn’t you?

  260. Who wants to go shopping?

    Not even online…but I’m a size 6, and love PJs.

  261. Dave, did you read my 2.20 pm comment? That dude looks like you.

  262. I like your troll. You can always tell when someone has an inflated sense of intelligence when they use a latin nom de guerre, but can’t actually read latin.

    Plus, he knows the truth. Some people go with the extreme minority opinion because it reinforces the belief that they are somehow more intelligent.

    Your troll is really just suffering from a terrible case of penis envy.

  263. hahahaha Tushar

  264. Thanks for the offer, but I’m on the straight and narrow now, peej.

    *shakes fists at sky*

    RIIIIIIIIIIGOROUS HONESTYYYYYY!!!!

  265. No package

    Oh you’ve got a package. I’ve smacked it.

  266. Who wants to go shopping?
    ———————————
    I would like a Christmas keg of beer, three feet of Christmas tubing, and a Christmas funnel.

  267. Are the textbooks chained to your desk?

    My school is entirely online…..including my textbooks.

    and love PJs.

    awwwwww, thanks. I love you too.

  268. Sohos, has your mail or UPS come today already??

  269. but I’m a size 6, and love PJs.

    You love PJs what? Bewbs, butt? Charming smile? Child rearing techniques? Do tell!

  270. You got Rosetta as your secret santa, didn’t you?

    bwahaha hahaha

    that cheap bastard

  271. This is going to be the best summer of recovery ever.

  272. Pj, I really think you should do this: see if anyone you know has the normal old 7 inch kindle, and see if you are comfortable reading on it. Kindle fire is the same size. If you like the 7 inch kindle, go for Kindle fire, else go for Kindle DX

  273. awwwwww, thanks. I love you too.

    *smooches*

    You love PJs what?

    I ♥ everything about her. Jealous?? :P

  274. >> You love PJs what? Bewbs, butt? Charming smile? Child rearing techniques? Do tell!

    All of the above, and her goatse rearing skillz too.

  275. Heh. Tushar said “rearing”

    In reference to Goatse.

    I C WUT U DID THERE!

  276. see if anyone you know has the normal old 7 inch and see if you are comfortable on it

    Dang; that’s huge!

  277. i love my kindle – it’s not the DX and it has 3 G, and the battery lasts for weeks and weeks.

    It doesn’t do anything but let me read books, and I love that.

    I don’t need no colored ink.

  278. Pj, I really think you should do this: see if anyone you know has the normal old 7 inch kindle, and see if you are comfortable reading on it. Kindle fire is the same size. If you like the 7 inch kindle, go for Kindle fire, else go for Kindle DX

    Toooooo late. Woot put me in a panic. I hate that about that website.It’s exactly why I don’t gambling. It stresses me out. I HAD TO BUY THAT KINDLE BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD DEAL AND THE DEAL WOULD END!!!!!!!

  279. Cyn, go wash your dirty mind with soap

  280. Dang; that’s huge!

    *snickers

    Let me introduce you to my leetle friend

  281. I just had a fit a bit ago. My kids are bugging the crap out of me, and one said the wrong thing and I just walked out of the house.

    Went to the beauty parlor. Got a haircut.

    Works wonders, it does.

  282. Woot sounds like a bad, bad place.

  283. PJ, that is cool. Don’t stress yourself. DX is a great product if you want to read a lot.

  284. Should I run this afternoon, Car in? I really should, but I’m still pretty sore.

  285. I’m going to go running. Either that, or kill my kids.

  286. It doesn’t do anything but let me read books, and I love that.

    I don’t need no colored ink.

    Honestly. I just want something to read my textbooks with. Otherwise, I’d just read my 15″ laptop in bed. The brightly colored screen starts to kill me after a while.

  287. Tushar, I think it’s nice that your boys are finally old enough to be sold into slave labor because that has allowed you more time to hang out with us.

    Remember, tiny hands make the best Gap clothes.

  288. Cyn, go wash your dirty mind with soap

    M’kay. Wanna help me?

  289. Why not do both, C arin? Treat yourself.

  290. You are doing it rong, CaRIN. You are supposed to throw the kids out.

    I know my boys smart mouth Mrs. Pupster sometimes, but she never tells me about it because I deal with it harshly. They learned early on that if I even catch an eye-roll at her behind her back I’ll cut ‘em off at the knees.

  291. Lunchtime. I’ll try to be back in time for The Grand Opening!

  292. Woot sounds like a bad, bad place.

    It is because you get amazing deals. I hate it.

    DX is a great product if you want to read a lot.

    Ok thanks. I don’t necessarily WANT to read a lot, but I figure it’s high time I become a productive member of society and actually finish my degree in Womyn’s Study of the Lesbian Mating Habits of the Greenlandic Narwhal.

  293. i vote for Peej Bewbs
    after 58 kids they’ve held up remarkably

  294. Why not do both, C arin? Treat yourself.

    Sean’s got the right idea. You wanna come over sean? I have non-spiked hot chocolate.

  295. The DX is very easy on your eyes Peej you will love it.

  296. after 58 kids they’ve held up remarkably

    It’s called a bra.

  297. Aw, thanks, peej, but this nap won’t take itself.

    I’ll be back for Secret Satan time.

  298. It’s called a bra an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

    Fixeted :D

  299. The DX is very easy on your eyes Peej you will love it.

    How ARE you vmax?

    I miss my sweet teddy bear biker man.

  300. PJ, I have taken the week off, mostly because I had vacation days left. Still working from homr half the time anyway.

  301. Gah, I’m gonna go pass out.

    *grabs Nyquil on way out*

  302. it’s called a bra

  303. over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

    hahaha, more like rocks in socks

    PJ, I have taken the week off, mostly because I had vacation days left

    Why you gotta ruin my story line?

  304. Working from home is wonderful.

    *scratches armpits while still in jammies and wonders if I should brush my teeth yet*

  305. Question, especially for ladies, because ladies have a keener sense of aestietics:

    If you were to choose one of the below two tables, which one would you choose.

    http://coasterfurniture.com/Item.aspx?ItemID=1318969217&ItemNum=102061

    And

    http://www.homelegance.com/display.php?id=2037

  306. I hate it when I write a big comment and wordpos throws it away

  307. >> I hate it when I write a big comment and wordpos throws it away

    Contact “Bobby” in tech support.

  308. Yeah, Bobby’s real name will turn out to be Jugdish.

  309. it’s called a bra

    Some junior high kid told me that joke while school was in session. I didn’t know if I was allowed to be amused by it because I didn’t want to get in trouble……so I told her to get lost and go to hell.

  310. I wish wordpos allowed LIKE buttons on the comments. I saw ‘Jugdish’ and chuckled with a just a hint of guffaw.

  311. HEY!!! I just actually looked at this post.

    *sets plate of nut free fudge on carin’s kitchen table

    ok tushar, I freed yer comment. gonna look at it

  312. so I told her to get lost and go to hell.

    – – – – – –

    smart move, you don’t want to get yourself in trouble.

  313. Thanks, peej.

  314. I miss my sweet teddy bear biker man.
    Aww!

  315. oooooooooh Tushar! While neither of them have any goat pictures, they’re both amazing tables.

    I’m gonna go with the first. It’s very unique.

  316. smart move, you don’t want to get yourself in trouble.

    I know. I know. It’s all about comment sense and using a filter with junior high kids.

  317. OMG I love the Coaster Furniture one. The one with glass is pretty, but can be a pain.

  318. Glass is a tool of the devil when one owns a set of children.

  319. Hmm. The coaster one is available as a 48″ sq counter height table too. Maybe I will buy that for the kitchen, and the curvy one for the dining room.

  320. No kidding on the glass. I have a cocktail table and matching end tables that are nothing but glass and I miss them so.

    Maybe when the boys are a little older, in their teens, when they get to college, moved out, aww who am I kidding. Those things will never again see the light of day.

  321. Cyn, you have those tables and miss them too? Is that liking having your cake and eating it too?

  322. Gotta go get the kids home from school

  323. Who is heading out on the road for the holiday?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0LLfm2bns

  324. Uffa d’uh; I have the glass tables but they were stored away when the boys came along. That’s why I miss them.

  325. i wonder if tushar would rent out the boys, i have a gutter that needs to be cleaned

  326. Uffa d’uh, is that high falootin for DOH!? The Norwegians just say Uff Da.

    I know this, cuz I have a shirt with it printed on it. In case I forget.

  327. MOM!!! Jay is making fun of my brain dead writing skills again!!!

  328. Cyn, you are distracting him with your low cut straight jacket

  329. It’s 9:00 in London right now, can we start unwrapping?!

  330. Both of those tables are queer.

  331. HAHA! Oh, am I? Sorry. And I even asked for the hooded latex one too so as to be less conspicuous. Stupid mental facility guards.

  332. Unwrap away, Ghee.

  333. gay Male stripper on gay lesbo talk show
    wow
    now thats orginality

  334. Watching White Christmas and wrapping gifts while baby slumbers. Does life get any better than this? I posit that it does not.

  335. Both of those tables are queer.

    I was wondering why someone put a pile of painted lumber under the first one.

  336. how is young master arron?

  337. Yuck! Rain coming in tonight. I was hoping for snow.

  338. Peel, I’d agree but you didn’t mention Snickerdoodles. Or cocoa.

  339. We’re supposed to get a mix tomorrow, Chief.

    The daughter is distraught over our lack of a white Christmas.

    *Proud racist parent*

  340. Andy – If it is snowing in Amherst, my kid will be happy!

  341. rain for Christmas?, thats a tradition for a Louisiana boy

  342. Pupster, a table does not have to look like this to be manly.

    And stop looking for gender and sexuality in a fookin table.

  343. Andy when the pup gets bigger you should get one of these.

    http://imgur.com/GcuOk

  344. “pile of painted lumber”

    Also known as a fag.

  345. No worky tonight. I guess I’ll hang out here

  346. Faggot – 1. a bundle of sticks or twigs, esp when bound together and used as fuel.

  347. I’m making snickerdoodles, but I cheated and used a mixer. My shoulder hurts, and I ain’t got time.

  348. back. from run.

    kids are still here.

    and alive.

  349. That’s not cheating–that’s efficiency.

    /Martha Stewart rushed for time

  350. I’m making snickerdoodles tonight. nom nom nom

    Aaron’s doing good, thanks. He’s yelling at the tv while we watch Jeopardy (White Christmas is over). He’s very loud…Mom says babies are mostly supposed to be softly cooing at this age, but not Aaron – he yells. Hahaha.

  351. I’ve never seen White Christmas. Is it good?

  352. I guess I’ll hang out here

    Sorry no work, Vman, but glad you’ll be joining us. Please next time try to restrain your enthusiasm about hanging out with us 4th graders. ;)

  353. My run sucked.

  354. Looking at it with objective eyes, it’s Christmas schmaltz that exists mostly as a vehicle for Bing Crosby’s singing and Vera Ellen’s dancing. But I can’t look at it objectively because my love for it is based on nostalgia.

  355. I got a package. I was worried it might accidentally fall open before this evening so I shook it like a British nanny and booted it against the wall.

    Damned thing didn’t open.

  356. Hooray!! Jewstin got a package!!

    Have you tried dropping it from a 2nd Story window? Scott will be very interested in your reply.

  357. Jewstin, a comment about my 3.43 PM comment please.
    Some people here are so insecure that they are afraid of nice looking tables.

    **growls at pupster**

  358. They have “MacGyver” on Netflix. I had forgotten how popular porn ‘taches and mullets were.

  359. It is a wonderful movie, Sohos.

  360. Thanks y’all. I have also never seen Miracle on 34th Street, Meet me in St. Louis, or Holiday Inn(?)

  361. It’s practically mandatory viewing, Sohos. Would be worth your time.

  362. I loved MacGyver when I was a kid. It has somewhat of the same appeal Burn Notice does now – I love when Michael does stuff like build an x-ray machine in the trunk of a car.

  363. Tushar, table 1 is a fucking eye sore. It looks like a spray-painted stack of firewood.

    Table 2 is nice.

  364. Oh my, Sohos. At the VERY least you need to see Miracle on 34th
    Street – both versions!

  365. Original Miracle on 34th is good. Holiday Inn is also good but has a couple of…shall we say, dated scenes.

  366. The 2nd table Tushar IMO

  367. The Bishop’s Wife is another Christmas favorite.

  368. I like that one Romy and Love Actually

  369. Hmm, now I have some conflicting opinions……
    Thanks Jewstin and Sohos.

  370. I watch It’s A Wonderful Life every year

  371. Sohos, you need to watch ALL of those movies by Sunday. Holiday Inn has dated scenes and songs but I still love it. Bing Crosby in blackface…score!

  372. Tushar, if you can keep the kids protected from the glass table, I actually would go with that one. Much more versatile and the chair even look more comfortable.

  373. Some critics were not overly kind to this movie, but I think it too is a very good time investment as a holiday season tradition. Just as a point of reference, It’s A Wonderful Life also was not a critical nor financial hit when it first launched.

    http://is.gd/Sc6KsO

  374. Don’t forget Die Hard.

  375. I was looking for the to DVR so I could watch tomorrow and Sat.

  376. Man! Count is sawing logs!!!!!

  377. Best Christmas movie eveh, Scott.

  378. Holiday Inn is fun. I’ve never seen all of It’s a Wonderful Life.

    The Grinch is my favorite.

  379. Scott we have a family joke that Die Hard and Lethal Weapon is ALWAYS on. You can always find those movies when you turn on a TV no matter where or when

  380. Die Hard and Lethal Weapon are 2 Christmas favorites. I like Trading Places too.

  381. Yah, table 1 is too dark and heavy and bumpy-jumbly and busy for me. I think a nice family table should be more of a simple backdrop for the other stuff going on and not be such a focal point.

    Let the other decor enliven the room. Makes it easier to change the look of the room later too if you want to do seasonal stuff or the wife gets bored with her surroundings and wants to switch things around.

  382. And if Die Hard and Lethal Weapon isn’t on, Sweet Home Alabama is.

  383. thats my boy aaron! we both yell at the TV
    F*cking Trabec

  384. I’ve never seen Sweet Home Alabama.

  385. Sweet Home Alabama is cute (as is Josh Lucas)

  386. schedule change, I will be here for SS gift opening!

  387. even stranger, Sweet Home Alabama is Mine and SO’s “Song”

  388. Excellent GM!

  389. I have White Christmas and Holiday Inn set to record.

  390. and now the original Miracle on 34th Street and Meet me in St, Louis. I’m going to have lots to watch.

  391. Way to go, Sohos. Krow, last year my hubby and I went to Wyoming to see Lynyrd Skynyrd in concert.

  392. A local DJ, single dad, says his kids grew up watching movies like Die Hard. He justified it by saying “if they are with me at a company Christmas party and terrorists try to take over the office building, the crap they would have learned watching Sesame Street is worthless”.

  393. We used to watch “The Ref” every Christmas until Dennis Leary went full retard on Autism. Now Mrs. Pupster turns the channel when a Ford Truck commercial is on.

  394. We start watching Christmas movies at Thanksgiving. Only way to get them all in. Start with Miracle on 34th and finish with It’s a Wonderful Life.

  395. Pup, whats your opinion of The RInger?

  396. My run was pretty good. Had to walk around mile 2 for a bit, but then could run the rest of the way with NO leg pain.

    I’m going to try to run 4 times a week, with this walking strategy. As soon as the leg tightens up, I walk for a quarter or half a mile. Then run until it starts hurting again – if it does. Tonight it didn’t start again. YEA.

  397. next time try to restrain your enthusiasm about hanging out with us 4th graders.

    3rd graders look up to you ya know

  398. You mean: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267891/

    Never seen it Mr. Dunn. Not a Johnny Knoxville fan.

  399. You know, your leg would probably stop hurting if you lost some weight, Tubby.

  400. what is this running thing you speak of?

  401. Thats the one
    i recommend it, you will be very surprised to find that the ferrally brothers (of whom i am not a fan of) got an endorsement from Special Olympics Color ME shocked
    ( For the record i dispise Jonny Knoxville”)

  402. Tonight it didn’t start again. YEA.
    ——————————–
    Good on you. I think I need a day or two off.

  403. Car in, when I walk now I think of you running. Then I keep walking.

  404. What’s the record for tequila shots in an evening?

  405. Running is what you do to beat the rest of your family to the last of the chocolate pudding in the fridge.

  406. You can have the chocolate pudding, Cyn. Now, iffin we’re racing for the last of the leftover fajitas, IT’S ON!

  407. What’s the record for tequila shots in an evening?
    ——————————-
    I’ve heard more than one story about people doing 20+ shots in a night, but I’ve never seen it done. Not as a bartender or a customer. I assumed it was bravado.

  408. WP, I think that they worked with the Shrivers on The Ringer and it had a positive message. I didn’t see it. Not a fan of Knoxville but my hubby liked it.

  409. I hope leon doesn’t make his fitocracy friends cry. That makes things awkward.

    It wouldn’t let me log any farther back than I’d already logged. So depressing.

  410. Best Line of the Movie
    “When The F*ck Did We Get Ice Cream”

  411. I consider Going My Way and Bells of St. Mary’s to be good Christmas flicks. I own both of them, and White Christmas, and Holiday Inn.

    Can you tell I’m a Bing Crosby fan?

  412. i liked Bells of St Mary’s

  413. Well, I’m not doing that many.

    But a few. Or several. Going away party, woo hoo!

  414. My wife and I will be watching Die Hard on Christmas day. It’s tradition.

  415. Running is just like doing volunteer work at a moving company.

  416. HS, I used to love watching the “Road” movies with my Dad. Love Der Bingle. Used to watch his Christmas Specials too.

  417. I like The Bishop’s Wife, too. And the original Grinch. Love Boris Karloff narrating.

    (Is there any movie left such that you don’t have to qualify with “the original” or “the remake” when you refer to it?)

  418. I played 18 holes today. . . it was quite pleasant.

  419. (Is there any movie left such that you don’t have to qualify with “the original” or “the remake” when you refer to it?)

    Darkman. Easily one of Sam Raimi’s best.

  420. Sometimes I deliberately don’t qualify which movie I’m talking about and see how long the conversation can go until the other person realizes that we’re not talking about the same show. Father of the Bride is a good candidate for this game.

  421. Another great movie is the Alistair Sim version of A Christmas Carol.

    Love that movie!

    Remarkable boy!!

  422. Patrick Stewart’s Audiobook of Christmas Carol was great, the TV was OK

  423. Where is Xbrad? My arm is getting tired. I need somebody to shake my package.

  424. Patrick Stewart

    *preemptively punches Dave*

  425. Imma open my SS gift now. It’s starting to smell funny and the wife’s not happy….

  426. Vodka

  427. Wiserbud, put that package down and wait!

  428. Muppet Christmas Carol. Packed and ready to play on tomorrow’s trip.

    Rocketboy and I watched “Die Hard” together. That was fun except for the scene with the nekkid woman I forgot was in there.

  429. Oh, and the snickerdoodles are awesome, Mrs. Peel.

  430. faster filler poat available for your despoiling

  431. Snickerdoodle sounds dirty.

  432. Rocketboy and I watched “Die Hard” together. That was fun except for the scene with the nekkid woman I forgot was in there.

    I’m sure that didn’t ruin Rocketboy’s fun.

  433. *snickers at Scott’s doodle*

  434. My wife made this. She’s cool.


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