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	<title>Comments on: Separated at Birf?</title>
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	<description>&#34;I&#039;m going to kill myself.&#34;</description>
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		<title>By: Cyn</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyn]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And here we go!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And here we go!</p>
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		<title>By: Cyn</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyn]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Easily]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Easily</p>
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		<title>By: GMLand</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[GMLand]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cyn, we could knock boots 4 times in 3 minutes!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cyn, we could knock boots 4 times in 3 minutes!</p>
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		<title>By: Cyn</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyn]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[three more minutes]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>three more minutes</p>
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		<title>By: GMLand</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[GMLand]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ahem, uhhh Rich has a question.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahem, uhhh Rich has a question.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay in Ames</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay in Ames]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[what do you mean I&#039;m supposed to do BBF? I said next week.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what do you mean I&#8217;m supposed to do BBF? I said next week.</p>
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		<title>By: Cyn</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyn]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too cute CB!!]]></description>
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		<title>By: Vmaximus</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Vmaximus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Huh?
Whut?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Huh?<br />
Whut?</p>
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		<title>By: Car in</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Car in]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha ha ha ...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha ha &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: clintbird</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Should children witness childbirth? A good question for consideration. Here’s your answer: 

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could See while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed And pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. 

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.. Kathleen quickly responded, ‘He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place…..smack his ass again!’]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Should children witness childbirth? A good question for consideration. Here’s your answer: </p>
<p>Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could See while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed And pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. </p>
<p>The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.. Kathleen quickly responded, ‘He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place…..smack his ass again!’</p>
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