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WTF?
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/ninja-cat-attack-fail.gif
http://is.gd/UaVPqm
Just to be clear – Obama’s 10 day little tour is NOT a vacation. The fact that he golfed yesterday just clouds the issue. He did fund raise as well yesterday, and that’s work right?
HA! Is Tushar Mexican?
Why do we need congress if a President can simply use Executives Orders over and over again?
Really?
A ribbon and I gave you a thumbs up. Oh and I giggled. But I might still be sleeping. Dream-Laughing. It’s real.
Pup, that cat has to go back and rethink his jump:distance:momentum ratios.
This just in – MJ’s poat has won a major award.
Kix are for kids … and Mare … and Carin.
Carin, Cyn, would you like to be in on my campaign to get people to recognize MJ’s talent?
http://tinyurl.com/82wgukk
I am furious with myself for being out deer hunting, but I promised I wouldn’t buy the weapon I need unless the other house sold. I really hoped it would go faster than this. I’m hearing the gunshots too, it’s that time of the morning.
I’ve decided to give up my ethics and ask for farm subsidies so I can be like Bruce Springsteen. How do I get paid to not farm alpaca?
Leon look into bee keeping.
Bon Jovi doesn’t have to pay property taxes because he has bees.
But Sugar Pops are for Cyn … but not Leon … he has many food “issues.”
HA! I will wear your campaign button proudly Mare.
rin, Cyn, would you like to be in on my campaign to get people to recognize MJ’s talent?
Excellent idea Mare.
>> How do I get paid to not farm alpaca?
I’m pretty sure the regs say you’re gonna have to blow a dude.
OMG, they’ve got Chrissy Mathews on my radio for an interview.
gads.
to not organically farm alpacas.
Got to cover all your bases.
Yummm… Sugar Pops…
But Sugar Pops are for Cyn … but not Leon … he has many food “issues.”
Y’all do, I just do something about it.
My property taxes are a pittance, I don’t know if bees would be worth it.
I would also like to know how I can be paid to not farm. I’m pretty good at that.
I’ve drawn the owner of the company in the office Secret Santa pool, who is a Jew.
http://tinyurl.com/cw55ovj
Santa Menorah?
*Steals Leon’s lunch while he’s standing on his soap box.*
Enjoy the curried pork and sweet potatoes.
Work time. I guess I’ll have to go out for lunch.
Santa Menorah?
That’s pretty cute, Pup. Owner of the company? Good luck with that.
Okay, whose uncle is this?
http://nation.foxnews.com/monkeys/2011/11/14/drunk-man-attacked-zoo-monkeys
Man, Oculus Reparo would come in really handy about now. Oh well, I needed a new pair of glasses anyway. I got this pair 10 years and several prescriptions ago.
>> organically
see?
Good luck with that.
Thanks Cyn. You’re a peach.
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/item_archive/items/Santa_Dreidel.asp
Senator Mcclintock from CA is skewering the super committee as being, among other things, unconstitutional.
He hates it.
And if everything falls apart, the defense budget will get chopped.
Pupster, because I’m a giver: http://is.gd/4ZVusJ
Who made the fall out rules for this committee…it’s idiotic so it must have been done by republicans.
And if everything falls apart, the defense budget will get chopped.
That’s a feature, not a bug. When they do nothing, Obama and the left gets what they wanted anyway. It’s a wonder how we agreed to that in the first place.
That’s my point, what idiots the republicans are for going along.
FuckThank you for the awards!We couldn’t be against tax hikes to support the military.
I bet they punt. I guess their working out numbers for cuts, but will ask congress to supply the details. That means nothing gets done and everyone forgets until the next time!
Someone in congress with courage…hahahahahahahahahahahaha,
should have stood up and said, “No, we argue these issues in congress with all 532(?) members, to have an open dialog about the debt, oh and you stupid dem douches why haven’t you presented a budget for 3 years?” “And no automatic triggers will be put into place unless it’s term limits!”
I remember some people being upset with the manner the committee was set up.
—>this gal<—–
It was all a foregone conclusion.
If it were generals etc, that were doing the trimming the DOD instead of politicians, I’d feel better about the deal.
SecDef Panetta, and Gates before him, have directed the service branches to cut 3-6% from their FY 2012 budgets already. Whatever kicks in from the supercommittee action (or inaction) is already underway.
I don’t have a problem with departments cutting across the board 5 -10%.
Every single sub department should have to do that. They all know where the waste can be found. Now are they disciplined enough to cut the crap and dead weight?..I don’t know.
I say sub departments as opposed to departments because DOE, EPA and others should simple be cut completely, not because of any great savings, instead they should be shown for the jokes and disgraces they’ve become.
Department of Education? It’s sure improved our ed system.
Department of Energy? Talk about a CF.
Every department we’ve developed besides DOD has ruined the very system it was meant to improve. Maybe DOD too.
Dave, was that a preemptive move for what was foreseen as coming, or an underhanded unofficial “executive order”?
Department of Agriculture……HAHAHAHAHAHA……what a piece of shit.
Just for the record, going to wake up your baby and seeing him give you a giant goofy Good Morning smile is the best thing ever.
Also, I would rename DOD back to DOW. Let’s be honest. YES.
“Just for the record, going to wake up your baby and seeing him give you a giant goofy Good Morning smile is the best thing ever.”
THE BEST!
Jay, it was a general pre-emptive order in that DoD knew orders to cut would come. That and some weapon systems being postponed.
Good morning – the Packers just scored again.
This is long but it illustrates what government WILL do if if CAN do it and how we must constantly fight for freedom concerning just about everything.
http://www.realclearmarkets.com/articles/2011/11/14/whats_at_stake_in_the_net-neutrality_fight_99365.html
“Good morning – the Packers just scored again.”
HA!
Going to workout…..don’t turn into hipsters while I’m gone or H24, here I come!!
re: Congress, I think Scott is on to something: http://www.redstate.com/erick/2011/11/15/while-you-were-distracted/
Politico – 11/13/11 – Rep. Jeb Hensarling “we believe that frankly increasing tax revenues could hurt the economy, but within the context of bipartisan negotiations with Democrats, clearly they are a reality,” he said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.”
Guess they aren’t really serious about holding the line on tax increases. Just get along with your buddies in Congress, keep the gravy train rolling.
We need last rites for the poat. It had such a bright future, too.
In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
Requiem Aeternam dona eis, Domine, et lux perpetuae luceat eis. Requiescant in pace. Amen.
I blame MJ. It’s his poat.
No one tell Car in we’ve moved on to the G2.
* gives MJ the “Zuccotti”
How many dump truck will Zucotti need? I’m betting the over, when compared to the 7 dump trucks at OccupyPortland.
Gostages?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDbAtWpoA6k
CHARLIE DON’T SURF!
http://tinyurl.com/3qfdn2d
Huh?
Mornin’ peeps.
I sure hope the Occupation Wall Street people get back in. That judge should fix it because it’s not fair that they can’t sleep in a park to exercise their first amendment rights.
Also, please put Sandusky back in a cell and leave a gun in there.
thanks
Cmon, PJ. Innocent until proven guilty, and all that shit.
He was just horsing around.
horsing around seems dangerous
Didn’t they shut down that horse farm in Seattle because that guy died horsing around?
leon, I don’t know where you are, but I was talking to PJD about your wife’s hair and he said to me, you DO realize that’s TWO FEET of hair, don’t you?
Holy cow! No wonder you’re in shock.
I bet her neck is thanking her, though.
You people need to come back! I’m bored and I don’t want to study.
COME BACK!!!!!!
Howdy Peej!
Well howdy Vmax! How’s Florida?
oh gawd, please kill me now
Has she left yet?
Hot and humid Peej as always.
How is… are you still in Sandy Eggo ish?
Scott – Let’s hope so.
If you want people gone, just ask me to comment.
Geeez. I thought everyone knew this now.
Heh.
http://www.dorkly.com/video/27355/dorkly-bits-batman-is-the-1
You guys sure it’s safe now?
I posted this on Occupy Tampa’s website just to fuck with them a bit.
“I have it on good authority that the police are monitoring this site, and will do everything in their power to make sure that OT is not successful.
They know who you are, and are watching you.”
Has she left yet?
rat bastage
Heck yeah, vmax…….I ain’t going no where…………eeeesh, although the California school system really ticks me off, I do love where my kids go.
*unplugs the battery to mcpo’s rascal
If you want people gone, just ask me to comment.
No. That’s me.
*slips high fat ice cream in carin’s protein shake
“I have it on good authority that the police are monitoring this site, and will do everything in their power to make sure that OT is not successful.
They know who you are, and are watching you.”
hahahaha, did you just start a frenzy?
*gives Peej the “”protein shake”
MJ, tell them that Nickelback will be playing OT on Thursday.
I sure hope the Occupation Wall Street people get back in. That judge should fix it because it’s not fair that they can’t sleep in a park to exercise their first amendment rights.
Yeah, because it’s totally legal and cool to form tent cities in every other park and harass the local businesses and prevent the local residents from using their park.
We do that around here all the time, cops are cool with it.
crapping behind garbage cans is just tres urban.
We. Are. The 99%.
prevent the local residents from using their park.
But they CAN use the park! As long as they are protesting, they can use the park.
*gives J’ames “the horsing around”
Viva las flee bags!
Lice check!
lice check!
I wonder what finally possessed Bloomberg to do the right thing? Kinda fishy. Maybe he didn’t really want them to shut down wall street. I just can’t figure out how they thought their protest would accomplish anything
*gives Peej the “”protein shake”
*backs up to carin
Do it again! AGAIN!!!
Radiohead will be playing Occupy Tampa. I’ve confirmed it with the band’s manager.
I wonder what finally possessed Bloomberg to do the right thing?
Poll numbers dropping, and the fact that the business owners and residents are now protesting the protesters?
If we have OccupyH2, can we get Dana Loesch to show up?
We do that around here all the time, cops are cool with it.
I remember driving from NoCal to SoCal one time, it’s like a good 13 hour drive and I was so, so tired. I just wanted to pull over to the side of the road and sleep in my car.
Nope. They made me go. I begged and pleaded. I didn’t have money to get a hotel room. Didn’t matter.
I wonder what finally possessed Bloomberg to do the right thing?
Somebody in the park must have been smoking and eating a cheeseburger at the same time.
Somebody in the park must have been smoking and eating a cheeseburger at the same time.
With too much salt
With too much salt
Say what you will about Bloomberg, but at least he’s down with one plank of the Hostage platform.
Oooooooh! Good call.
http://twitter.com/diggrbiii/statuses/136503884704268289
Tax levies down in WI, after rising every year before that? I can’t believe it, must be right wing propaganda!
Wow. You just can’t make this shit up…
http://tinyurl.com/7uc7bo5
Hilarious! http://newtjudgesyou.tumblr.com/
Politico – 11/13/11 – Rep. Jeb Hensarling “we believe that frankly increasing tax revenues could hurt the economy, but within the context of bipartisan negotiations with Democrats, clearly they are a reality,” he said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.”
This comment is so full of idiot crap that I cannot fathom the complete dumbassery necessary to say it.
1.DON’T WORRY ABOUT BIPARTISAN NEGOTIATIONS…YOUR BASE DOESN’T NOR ANY RATIONAL PERSON
2.WE WON IN 2010 TO HOLD THE LINE AND PUSH BACK
3.HOLD THE FRICKEN LINE
4.WHY AREN’T YOU FORCING DEMS TO SUCK DOWN THE “REALITY” OF NO TAX INCREASES AND LOTS OF DEPARTMENT CUTS?
5. HOLD THE FRICKEN LINE!!!!!
Jeb Hensarling, you Sir, are an ass!
Thanks, mare!
Jay, when I read what you linked, I almost had a stroke. Thank God, it was an emotional and not a physiological response. I have low blood pressure and I can’t figure out why.
I have low blood pressure and I can’t figure out why.
———————–
Its most likely AIDS.
Huh. I was guessing prostate cancer.
It could be your prostate. You should get that checked. /daveintexas
haha, jinx
Morning.
#OccupiesGrilleRoom
Laura’s right: Tuesday’s suck more than Monday’s.
*gives self down twinkles and kicks Xbrad in the poon*
I’m fairly certain that our crappy weather is adversely affecting my mood.
OW!
Are you sure that your mood is not adversely affecting your crappy weather?
/Voodoo Blog
>> Huh. I was guessing prostate cancer.
That’s a pretty good guess. You don’t wanna fool around with prostate cancer.
Dead in here all day.
Laura leaves early to run errands and BAM.
adds comment.
It’s always laura’s fault.
CB will you text me that thing we discussed please?
*changes phone to read CB, sends Sohos pics of Weiner’s junk*
Laura had to leave early because she had to walk due to misplacing her broom.
How is everyone? Anyone gotten knocked up, had conjoined twins, contracted VD, or anything else fun lately?
Compos! Where the hell have you been?!
Howdy Compost!
There’s been all of that and more but in a settlement arrangement with the H2 HR Department, I am barred from discussing these or any other incidents.
How’s life been treating you?
Compos? Wow.
Cuffy checked in the other day, and now you.
It’s like old home week.
**waits for Folly to show up**
Compos!
http://tinyurl.com/3w5568s
Bwahaha! I ♥ Drudge!
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/11/14/111511-news-sandusky-lawyer-teen-web/
The money quote at the end:
Hey Chief and Cyn. How are the oldest guy and funniest chick I know?
I took a job in management. I have become one of them. Very little time for play. Don’t even have time for Kegels anymore.
As part of management, do you schedule when the Porta-Potties are emptied?
Hiya xbrad.
Dave, these are ‘specially for you: http://tinyurl.com/cdyuld6
Don’t even have time for Kegels anymore
You’d be surprised how much time you have during meetings.
Or so I hear, anyway.
took a job in management?!
Occupy!!
I took a job in management. I have become one of them.
*lays out Baby Ruth’s and pours some lemonade at the tires of Compos’ Prius.*
I’m great and have very few complaints that require legal action. Oh and check you email. M’wah!
As part of management, do you schedule when the Porta-Potties are emptied?
Nothing that sophisticated. I get paid to make people cry and hate me. It’s a beautiful thing.
You’d be surprised how much time you have during meetings.
*whispers* I’m actually doing them now
Not only did Obama call Hawaii “Asia” he was a scf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGRiB4PEjk&t=35m17s
Howdy GMLand. You spend all your bailout money yet?
Those that can’t do, teach.
Those that can’t teach, get prostate cancer.
You and Dave spend a lot of time making people cry, compos. You must be related.
Had Sandusky check my prostate…..it’s a-okay!
(too soon)
Mare:
Never
Quit horsing around, mare.
Sandusky needs to have his prostate checked with a dump truck full of fire ants.
You and Dave spend a lot of time making people cry, compos. You must be related.
Separated at afterbirth.
Compos, I heard you were on a secret mission to train the rebel army in Columbia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRoxPV6xno
Had Sandusky check my prostate…..it’s a-okay!
—————————-
Hahahahahahaha.
Compos – How many Sarbanes/Oxley PowerPoint slides do you have shoved up your ass – right now?
Mare:
Never
HAHAHA…I love Cyn…..I’m writing that all over my Pee Chee!
hahaha! Liked the little girl screams at the end, Dave-o.
Enough to keep all six IRS agents who’ve come to my house from leaving, C3PO.
MOM!!! Mare is speaking the forbidden Ewok language again!!
.I’m writing that all over my Pee Chee!
That sounds naughty. Go on.
Oh, sorry, Sohos. I forgot. I’ll get right on that.
According to a USA Today article, Sandusky says he “horsed around”. How do you feel about that , Mare?
.I’m writing that all over my Pee Chee!
In whipped cream.
Sohita, I just posted the link on your Facepaint page.
Great Compos!
haven’t spent it all yet – still making my way through a few well deserved vacations before I get down to that.
2 more hours.
I hate trying to pretend to be pleasant.
still making my way through a few well deserved vacations before I get down to that.
Make sure to get a couple rounds of golf in!
Scott – Retail counters suck. I’ve worked two in my life and couldn’t wait to get “promoted” into doing something in “the back”.
According to a USA Today article, Sandusky says he “horsed around”. How do you feel about that , Mare?
bwahahaha hahaha good to see you compos!
I don’t feel good about it…it’s besmirching my name.
Also, I LOL’d that Sandusky thinks ANYONE would think showering with 10 year kids is normal.
His lawyer either sucks or couldn’t control his client.
“I hate trying to pretend to be pleasant.”
I’m showing my husband that comment so he doesn’t think I’m the only one.
Hey, do you douche tools know what a Pee Chee is? If not, you’re probably too young to be on this site.
Sandusky will soon be showering with convicts with venereal warts older than the kids he molested.
“I hate trying to pretend to be pleasant.”
I’m showing my husband that comment so he doesn’t think I’m the only one
Is that why you never go to meet-ups, Mare?
MIKE CHECK
I can’t do a people’s mic by myself.
*down twinkles
Mike Check!
Yea!!!
*uptwinkles.
So, Lipstick, what should we occupy?
I have no idear what a pee chee is Mare.
Toss me some knowledge.
I have no idear what a pee chee is Mare.
It’s hairless, has folds, and you insert stuff into it.
Before we had choice, this was the standard for students to carry papers from grade school through high school:
http://www.amazon.com/Mead-33022-Peechee-Folder-Assorted/dp/B002JG5G84
Well, better Mike Check is better than yelling, Mike Hunt.
And the pictures on the front have not changed in 6 million years.
I’m googling the one Compos said, it sounds fun!
Um Mare, it says they stopped making those in 1959.
Did ya’ll use those to sketch the dinosaurs that were outside the school house window?!
* runs like a bat out of hell on my young legs*
It’s what we all used, GMLand.
Here, hold this…..
http://tinyurl.com/86kqxzz
Mare, you weren’t around and I ate two cookies.
thanks a lot.
Here is your 1%!
http://tinyurl.com/3gj3qrw
Should be tarred, feathered and run out of town – along with the rest, of either party, you have used their positions to gain wealth!
Here Carin, hold this….
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dogwelder/34645721/
Here is your 1%!
if ever the swamp needed draining, it is now.
So far today I have eaten nothing but sugar cookies and Halloween candy.
MCPO, the whole congress/insider info deal is discouraging.
If I would have known congress could legally execute insider trades I wouldn’t have fucked off so much in my 20s.
We had Trapper Keepers back in the day.
*contemplates getting a mini squishable cthulhu for aaron*
http://www.squishable.com/pc/mini_squish_cthulhu_7/Squishable_Mini/Mini+Squishable+cthulhu
HAHAHAHA!
Do it, Peel!
Where is Andy?
Oh
http://i.imgur.com/bKcgj.jpg
Scott, is my idol.
Mare! http://imgur.com/K6lrL
hahahahaha….cats make the internet worth the effort. Screw congress, we need more cats!
Puppies/dogs too!
Mare, you are in luck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkOQw96cfyE
I just read a ton of comments about OWS getting shut down, and apparently the protestors, along with many lefty writers/talking heads/fuckingassholemorons think that the right to live on someone else’s property is a right. Hahahahaha.
*takes public dump on errant ‘the right’
the protestors, along with many lefty writers/talking heads/fuckingassholemorons think that the right to live on someone else’s property is a right
Anybody who says that, the next question for them is “Cool…where does your Mom live?”
Puppies/dogs too!
http://tinyurl.com/7tu44mw
Occupy Your Mom
Scott, that is pure genius.
I love that gif, pup.
Oh, and where does your mom live?
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/your_mom.jpg
Holy buckets. I just heard the Penn State pedo guy on the radio. I wouldn’t have thought he could make the story any weirder.
I stand corrected.
So, Lipstick, what should we occupy?
Sorry Carin, I typed that right before leaving for lunch.
Occupying Sweet Tomatoes
#OccupyStewPot
It has peppers, mushrooms, and pecan smoked sausage.
Yeah, Jew, if he thought that little conversation was going to make him a sympathetic character….well, NOT EVEN CLOSE.
Jewstin, that sounds yummy.
Jewstin, you really do make some good sounding vittles.
Jewstin eats well, when he isn’t eating tongue.
#OccupyHunanPork
It is matanza time here in NM. My mom was making chicharrones last week. I prefer my pork products from the grocery store.
I think my favorite thing about Texas is that groceries are dirt cheap. I really do eat well, and my grocery bill is something like $30-$40 a week.
#OccupyGhettoBar
I don’t know what matanza is. How does it relate to Cinco de Mayo?
mom was making chicharrones
*sits up on hind legs and begs*
oh this is one of those brainwashed faux news blogs eh? That and recipes
Yes, Count, yes it is.
What did you make for dinner tonight?
I’m having leftovers for supper. Not very exciting, I know. But the food’s gotta get eaten somehow.
Matanza means “Slaughter” but it is when pigs are killed and cooked underground. Usually a big party. (Messican luau). Lauraw, if you are ever close to NM, I am sure my mom would cook for you. She just asks that people bring their own containers.
Cool beans. It’s like a harvest celebration.
Why is this POS post Labatt free?
Yeah, HS. where’s our beer?
Get on that. Chop chop!
Jewstin, exactly! I really like the carne adovada (chile marinated pork) but I’m not a fan of posole (hominy with chile and pork).
It’s Chardonnay night for Hotspur!
“my grocery bill is something like $30-$40 a week.”
Tongue being 4 cents a lb probably helps.
* returns empty 6-pack *
* purchases 7 lbs of tongue with deposit money *
leon, I don’t know where you are, but I was talking to PJD about your wife’s hair and he said to me, you DO realize that’s TWO FEET of hair, don’t you?
It was all one length, too, and now she has layers. Yeah, it was a huge change in her appearance. As big as when she got her braces off.
* returns empty 1-pack *
* purchases 6.99 lbs of tongue with deposit money *
* purchases 7 lbs of tongue with deposit money *
You have to put a pebble in each can to get that much from the recycle guy.
I’ve heard.
Tongue is right next to pig’s feet in the butcher case at the Mexican market. I think that the brains and the sheep head is in the same case as well. I really wish my hubby hadn’t started shopping at Rancher’s Pro Market when he was funemployed. I hate going in there.
I have not yet tried tongue. I have been more tempted to try heart and kidneys. Liver I like sometimes, not predictably enough to buy it much, though.
I bet MJ ate all kinds of weird food when he was a little girl growing up in South Africa.
Yeah, it was a huge change in her appearance.
Soooooo. . . . . do you know her new boyfriend?
We still have 10c deposit on all cans and bottles in MI. It occasionally leads to huge frauds.
Soooooo. . . . . do you know her new boyfriend?
No, but I’m hoping to meet him before we close the sale in Ann Arbor.
I bet MJ ate all kinds of weird food when he was a little girl growing up in South Africa.
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You bastard! I had to…people with midgit-itis can only eat food that grows low to the ground.
MJ, are you a shorty too?
Leon, I’ve heard kidney is strong and an acquired taste.
MJ, are you a shorty too?
Well, I had to look up to see him at the STL meet-up, so technically, no……
Teresa, aren’t you 4’10″?
In California I shopped at an Asian market often. They had some sort of Hannibal Lectre meat department. There were skinned goat heads and rolled pig skin on ice available for purchase.
The only thing I bought at the meat department was squid for my fish tank.
MJ, are you a shorty too?
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Not really. I am a gay, white, South African, midget. Fluent in Spanish, with a lisp. I think.
Jew – You should visit the market in Tunis, Tunisia.
Jew, I refuse to go into Asian markets. As a child living on Taiwan, I saw so many disgusting things in the markets I get ill just from the smell. Way worse than markets in Mexico.
MCPO, are they really vile in Tunisia?
MJ, that didn’t answer my question. I’m 5’5″, and I wondered if MCPO was continuing his harassment of the vertically challenged with a new victim.
I’m 5’10″.
I’m 5’10″.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! SHORTY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
I’m 5’10″.
Oppressor!
*Looks down on Leon.
*Looks down on MJ and Jewstin*
I just occupied a pot of chili.
I’ve decided to make an Android app this weekend that will be wildly popular and make me a millionaire.
Anyone have any good ideas I can steal?
iMetricTonOfCoconutOilDeals
I was thinking about a stupidly addictive game that I can sell for 99c. Coconut oil is sort of a solved problem.
I’m almost 5’4″. Do I get to tower over Hostagettes?
Some asshole shows up in my complex periodically and bangs on somebody’s door for about half an hour shouting ‘LET ME IN!’
Invent the iTazeJerkFace App.
Oso, you might have a quarter on Teresa.
Sorry Jewstin.
I am going to invent CVN, cat video network.
I’ve been to Lantau which is 5th world and the crap hanging from the food vendors next to what appeared to be an open cess pool makes me gag just thinking about it.
Pretty sure I’m taller than Peel and Cathy!
Total poat update.
Did anybody discover anybody else’s dirty little secret today?
I’m 5′-14″ and my full grown son is 5′-5″ (almost), go figure.
I’m 5″ taller than my mom and 5″ shorter than my dad. My wife is my height almost exactly. I’m hoping proper nutrition will help our future children’s stature.
I discovered that MJ isn’t actually a pygmy. He broke my heart.
Heh
I’m 5′-14″ and my full grown son is 5′-5″ (almost), go figure.
*cough, poolboy, cough*
HAHAHA…Lippy!
GMLand thought he was so smart hiring that 8 packed pool boy he thought was gay!
Did anyone else watch NCIS?
Jeepers, I needed a few Kleenex.
Sean, pretty sure all the dirty little secrets have been revealed.
My wife is my height almost exactly.
You shouldn’t discuss your wife’s height. That can come back to bite you in the ass later if you run for office.
I actually had a fishing license that listed my height as 5’14.
If I ever need another fishing license in Maine I am going for 4’26.
I bet I get it.
Mare – Yup!
No Mare. Everybody is watching CVN.
You shouldn’t discuss your wife’s height. That can come back to bite you in the ass later if you run for office.
*rests hand on top of head*
“She comes up to here on me”
*loses New Hampshire primary*
Not everybody. The Wings are playing.
The Wings are playing.
*Throws octopus on ice.
I’m 5 9, until about 3 in the afternoon.
Depends on what time I get up.
Damned PC network! Gibbs should have shot that asshole right between the peepers!
Sean, pretty sure all the dirty little secrets have been revealed.
*eyes narrow at oso*
Or so you would seem to want us to belieeeeve….
“The Wings are playing.”
Mom! Hotspur is playing with his food!
*Frantically checking for secrets in fear of the hump*
MCPO, that scarf Gibbs was wearing was making me swear a little bit. It wasn’t black and white but it gave me the heebie jeebies. And I think I cursed NBC.
I read an account, can’t recall where, maybe Peelie can confirm or deny. An astronaut who spends a month or more in space, their spines can decompress up to an inch.
Dave, I believe I read that too.
Karaoke night in the ghetto bar. I hate this shit.
Dave, I’ve heard that too. Problem is, you lose so much bone in zero-G that you’ll have trouble standing after you get back. We really should have rotating habs for missions that long.
Karaoke is like cosmic bowling. Ruining an otherwise-perfect activity with the addition of shitty music.
‘Spur, my folks call it ‘croaky.’ Seems apt.
The music is okay. It’s the singing that I hate.
Karaoke night in the ghetto bar. I hate this shit.
http://tinyurl.com/7wrlplr
The music is okay. It’s the singing that I hate.
You’re not drunk enough.
You’re not drunk enough.
That reminds me–got a meeting to attend. See you cool cats and kittens later.
Sean – Take care, my friend!
If you have to drink to enjoy a thing, it is a bad thing.
Where all da white wimmin at?
Here ya go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7ffkpVwpEg&feature=player_detailpage
MJ, you are not 5′ 10″.
Leon, did your wife donate her hair to Locks for Love or just lose 5 lbs.?
Scott, I usually count on your cute cat and dog links. That karaoke thing is as disgusting as an Asian market!
MJ is a shrinky dink.
MJ is 5’10″. . . with cowboy boots on!
>> We really should have rotating habs for missions that long.
Eh, fuck em. They get to go into space. Deal
An astronaut who spends a month or more in space, their spines can decompress up to an inch.
Inch and a half, and it doesn’t take very long. Leon is right about the bone loss, too. The extra calcium in the astronaut pee screwed up the water recycling onboard the space station.
Leon, did your wife donate her hair to Locks for Love or just lose 5 lbs.?
Locks of Love is a fucking scam, so no, she didn’t.
MJ is 5-10 – every time he shoves another bullwhip up his ass.
Leon, how is Locks of Love a scam? I hadn’t heard this.
OH.. stupid me, RFH would know. Materials and Pee Processes.
Also, SPACE PENS
Lips, I always thought that Locks of Love was for cancer patients but it isn’t.
Oso, is it for profit then?
Sorry, I don’t mean to be rude, but she got asked that all the time when she had it long: “Are you going to donate it?”. Like a woman has no right to keep her hair long for her own sake or something. And she got the “did you donate it?” a dozen times since the haircut, and I got to hear every story.
Yeah, LoL isn’t a very good charity. They charge for the wigs and sell the extra hair. They are a not-for-profit, not a non-profit, and they’ve been sketchy on accounting. Their very existence is also the bane of many long-haired friends of mine.
Well, nuts. I donated a couple of heads of hair to the cancer people. Now I feel like I gave blood to the Red Cross.
Lips, what Leon said. I’ve become an oncology expert based on RL experience and Locks of Love is not looked on favorably. They sell hair for profit and cancer patients don’t get a break on wigs. Money doesn’t go to cancer charities either.
Jew, if you gave hair to Locks of Love it didn’t go to cancer people.
Re: NCIS and Gibbs not putting one in the X-ring.
1. There’s an indefinite but finite amount of bad guys they’re allowed to shoot in a given season before Standards and Practices gets up in their grill. So, tends to be sweeps weeks and finales when Gibbs gets to shoot anybody.
2. It’s a female. Its an unwritten rule that if I woman gets shot, Ziva does it. It’s considered bad form for the male hero to shoot a female, even if she is a bad guy. It just seems to alienate parts of the audience.
Jewstin, Red Cross isn’t all bad. Bloodletting is a valuable service and they do it for free.
I’m not kidding. Men have no other way to excrete iron, because mankind evolved with a crapload of parasites that used to take it from us. Pre-menopausal women at least get to bleed once a month, men can either donate, or literally rust on the inside.
So they’re really pissing out bone calcuim?
Damn.
How the fuck we gonna colonize Mars without bones?!
I did not put any bikes or grills together tonight.
Too many workers, not enough work.
I made $50 on my last Rav4. That knocks $50 off of my $350 FX45 loss.
I hate buying cars!
I didn’t know it was a scam. What gives?
Dave, a 1km tether and a rotational counterbalance can give you 1G equivalent. It’s not worth it for short trips, but essential for interplanetary distances unless we get VASIMR or something similar working.
Sorry Vman.
WE NEED OUR FUCKIN BONES MAN!!!
I grew my goofy mop out twice. If Locks of Love is a fraud, I regret I went through it.
Leon – You are a font of practically arcane knowledge.
Roamy, it is my understanding that Locks of Love pretended to be a charity that helped cancer patients. Most people that donate hair thought so. It turned out that the donated hair was not being used as intended and LoL was selling hair for wigs but there was no cancer relief or patient tie in. I remember the local chapter saying that they never claimed a cancer tie in only promoted hair donation.
The question does remain, however, whether living in Martian gravity (0.4G) is sufficient for human health. Unless we crack the code on faking the stimulus of Earth gravity, Martians are there to stay.
**kicks poat to update faster next time.
Leon, there was a lot of tether research 6, 7 years ago. Momentum-transfer, electrodynamic tethers plus the gravity one you mentioned. I got four papers and a trip to Tucson out of it.
Boneless chicken is good.
Boneless astronaut is not good.
Leon – You are a font of practically arcane knowledge.
I should put this quote on my crapblog.
The Red Cross is known to charge the recipients of donations they have received. It’s disgusting. Plus, I can’t donate blood.
The Red Cross is dead to me.
The Red Cross doesn’t let you designate where you want your donation to go. Red Cross is dead to me too.
Roamy, you’re my hero. I just read about it in Bob Zubrin’s The Case for Mars and remembered thinking it made a lot more sense than the fast-rotating ship compartment in 2010. The coriolis forces on that thing would have been awful. A long tether would be a lot less dizzying.
Roamy, how did you like Tucson?
Well crap, I’ll need to just get some leeches, then.
If I feed them to my chickens afterward, does that make anyone that eats the eggs a cannibal?
CBS
Leon, just piss off PJM, she’ll cut you.
Win/win.
Leon, that’s interesting that you mentioned VASIMIR. I have a couple of co-workers who work that sort of thing. Hall effect thrusters, too.
Oso, it was July and it rained. Other than that, it was beautiful, the food was good, and I had fun exploring the Saguaro National Park and San Xavier mission.
I hope some of you are following this series. . .
http://tinyurl.com/753hjmn
Tuscon was cool cause I got to wander two times without escort around the boneyard at Davis-Monthan AFB back in 1988.
Did anyone fail to recuse themselves from a case today?
p=mv
mass is esspensive, v is cheap in theory, so that’s where the future’s gotta go.
That or tiny warheads and a big pusher plate.
5’0″
Plus, I can’t donate blood.
Lucky you.
I had an idea awhile back that you could maybe use a Farnsworth fusor as a thruster, but I don’t think the alpha particles have a high enough energy when they escape, or if they can be directed well enough.
Roamy and Dave, Tucson is where we drive through to get to San Diego. (Shudders) I am always amazed when people like the Southwest. Tucson makes Yuma look nice.
I can’t donate either, Jewstin. I’d lost too much weight the first time I tried and had a high liver enzyme count, so they were afraid I might have hepatitis. I’ve been meaning to find some other way to occasionally dump blood.
Oh, I forgot about Davis-Monthan. The conference held a social event there at the Pima Air Museum.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/gliders-and-uncle-fester/
Thanks, Roamy. Now I feel like an ass for hating on Tucson and U of A. I may not have gotten around to the Wildcat hate yet but I do. Hate ‘em.
Hate needs to be earned.
It was nice to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
Bedtime. Somebody find me a clean leech supplier so I can feed my chickens later on.
*thinks of morbid lyrics for a “Circle of Life” parody*
Been to Sante Fe, but never to Tucson.
I hate most Pac10 teams but mostly U of A. Mostly.
BiW – You’ll be happy to know that we had some real Kitsap County weather here today; on and off drizzle/rain and temps in the 50s.
MCPO, Santa Fe is beautiful in spite of the hippie taint. Lots of Spanish guitar and flamenco. No saguaros. Tucson is a border city.
Albuquerque wasn’t bad, from what little I saw of it.
Crazy Bear – I thought Sante Fe was gorgeous.
So you done stoled our weather. I’m not happy about that.
But I am happy if you enjoyed it.
Time for NCIS. Later, taters.
Santa Fe is gorgeous. Taos is better. Chama is way better. Albuquerque is ok if you like high desert and mountains and vistas that take your breath away. We are a bluer than blue state though.
I spent a month one week at Kirtland AFB
Dave, at least you weren’t at Alamo or Cannon
I spent a year one day at Cannon.
If it weren’t for Buddy Holly no one would care about Clovis, NM. (Does anyone even study anthropology enough to know about Clovis Man?)
I’m not sure I’d go back to Tucson without a bodyguard. I went in 2003, I think. Not nearly as much border trouble then.
Never been to NM and would like to go.
Barstow, California could possibly be the most desolate place in the country.
Southern Colorado in the Pinion Canyon area was gorgeous. I loved going there for training. Hanging out of the banks of the Purgatory River. Since we usually went as the OpFor, it was more like camping and playing Army than having to go bust your ass in the field.
**uptwinkles to Jewstin**
Barstow was pretty depressing.
Clovis Man was the construction worker in The Village People
NM is beautiful and just gets more so until it becomes southern Colorado where God’s country really is! Roamy, we have the Goddard Museum in Roswell, White Sands, Atomic Energy Museum in Albuquerque, Sandia, Los Alamos, etc. Alamogordo isn’t as bad as I make it.
Dave,
I wanted to respond yesterday, but life intervened.
The people who cry easily are those on H1. A fight with boss can mean a flight back for good. I doubt those on green card cry so easily.
Jew, Barstow has an In N Out Burger. Have you ever been to Tucumcari?
Crazybear – In which part of the state do you reside?
There is a puppy snoozing at my feet. Cute little thing, she is.
Pics or it didn’t happen, Andy.
MCPO, I live in Albuquerque. Whenever I get a chance I head north. My Mom’s family is from Lincoln County. The whole Billy the Kid thing is huge in my life. Sheriff Brady was my GGGrandfather. He was leaving my other GGGrandfather’s house when he was allegedly gunned down by Billy the Kid. I find central and southern NM desolate. I prefer Northern NM.
Dog head on foot?
Andy, do we get puppy pics here or only on Facechimp?
Awwww……
I hope you plan on posting some pics of her soon –
But not now – I’m off to bed, and don’t want to miss seeing them!
Sleeping puppies should wake up to biscuits.
She’s pooped:
Andy, want to trade two dachshunds for a really cute puppy?
Daisy is a cutie pie!
No can do. This little critter is an instant star around these parts.
That’s Sunny. Daisy has gone to the Great Kennel In The Sky.
She’s also on the pets page, though.
Sunny and Daisy are cousins.
Are both kids home now? Has Daisy been squishy hugged half to death?
I think I’m in love with Daisy.
Apologies for my faux pas, Andy.
Sunny seems to have a… sunny disposition.
Alright, night all.
G’night, Andy.
Take more puppeh pics.
I have to say nighty-night too. I feel like Sunny.
You’re furry and like sleeping with Andy?
Oops. Sorry Andy and Sunny. I have Dasy/Daisy on the brain
awwww..
nite kids.
Oso, I’m cold.
Wanna snuggle?Bring me some brownies and hot chocolate.Did any of you double dribble tonight?
Clint, I’m getting the latest Sons of Anarchy. No double dribble. Well, maybe a drop or two on the seat. I’ll clean it up in the morning.
I watched UK beat KU tonight in one of college basketball’s really good early season games.
Well, I’m out. Try not to wake Car in too early.
We all know the real reason McQueary didn’t stop that boy from being sexually assaulted is because he’s a ginger and we all know gingers have no souls.
She’s pooped:
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I want to chew on her snout and ears!
We all know the real reason McQueary didn’t stop that boy from being sexually assaulted is because he’s a ginger and we all know gingers have no souls.
You and me, we’re simpatico.
Red Wedding Dress? WTH did you think would happen?
http://tinyurl.com/6usyfzu
Hi pups! I am so angry! The USPS said they delivered my MW3 yesterday but guess what wasn’t in my mailbox? GRRRRR!!!!
*realizes there may be a hole in my life if not getting a game makes me angry*
Can someone email me the password to the meatlocker? I seem to have misplaced it.
wakey wakey
The Red Cross is known to charge the recipients of donations they have received. It’s disgusting. Plus, I can’t donate blood.
I received four units of blood once. I figure I need to pay that back at the very least.
Seems perfectly normal to me, Brewfan!
During surgery?
During brunch.
Haha, my feminine slouch has Roamy wondering if I’m really 5’10″.
Sunny looks like she’s pooped out from all the loving and cuddling and such.
During surgery?
Nope. And actually it was the anniversary of that occasion yesterday. My girl Erin turned 12 yesterday. I was bleeding out after her delivery. Uterus (sywm) wouldn’t contract.
It was a glitch.
I like giving blood -again, shut it – but I haven’t been able to make the last few drives around here.
Makes me feel good for, basically, doing nothing.
Car in, it’s pretty much the easiest way ever to burn calories.
And that thing about excess iron is real. I’ve considered donating $ just to get them to draw a pint and dispose of it if they can’t use it.
Good Morning Cool KIds And Do Nothing’ers!
The General Mills guys have it all wrong.
Coffee, nicotine, and egg yolks is the real breakfast of champions. Okay, I should ditch the nicotine, but it’s practically a vitamin.
I’m usually low iron.
I may have three eggs today. I’m hungry.
Breakfast at Leon’s!
Looks like we have NEW POAT.
I just looked in the POL page in months. Holy shit, Leon. You’ve changed.