Dick Poll

Hello scum. I’m sorry for my extended absence and my dereliction of eulogy duty. I’m such a fucking DOUCHE!

Take this quiz about where I’ve been you fat fuck .

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Ohai Christmas.

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Important Update! Fire and Chardonnay, bitches.

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271 Comments

  1. First!!! THESE FISHSTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS!!

  2. Well, well, well. Look what the midget tranny dragged in.

  3. yay. a new poat……

    *yawn

  4. this is it? really? This is the best you got?

  5. Well, The Office gets removed from my DVR auto-record list immediately….

    wow, has that become a piece of crap show…

  6. I voted fishsticks because I can imagine Rosetta wrestling with a ketchup packet for ages.

  7. This is the best post ever.

    Herman Cain: Have you seen this poll?

    Women: *everyone calls Gloria Allred*

  8. Jew, I was supposed to eulogize you. I’m sorry, dick.

    Please choose from the following:

    (A) A late eulogy

    (B) A shirt

    (C) Both you stupid

  9. This is the best post ever.

    This poat is to “best” as Chinese people are to driving.

  10. **tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Shirlena?”

  11. **tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Shirlena?”

    WAIT A MINUTE YOU Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  12. Someone please summarize the last 3 weeks on this blog in 10 words or less.

    Thank you in advance nice person.

  13. You ever do this to us again, and I will personally come to STL and fuck you up.

    Yo

  14. I select C). Also, you need to contact TMZ and tell them you’re going to Ethiopia to apologize to all of the starving chilluns.

  15. Someone please summarize the last 3 weeks on this blog in 10 words or less.

    We were funny as hell. You disappointed one of the sweetest men in the world.

    How can you live with yourself?

  16. Someone please summarize the last 3 weeks on this blog in 10 words or less.

    Thank you in advance nice person.

    Peanus.

  17. oh, and PJ finally relaxed her “no-nip” rule, which was celebrated with all the hawt H2 chicks posting topless pics for the guys’ enjoyment.

  18. Is Rosetta staring at my moobs too?!?!!

  19. oh, and PJ finally relaxed her “no-nip” rule, which was celebrated with all the hawt H2 chicks posting topless pics for the guys’ enjoyment.

    So who’s ready for some peen?

  20. I know I haven’t been here in forever, so I don’t know if you’ve discussed this or not, but this is from Colbert and it’s actually freaking funny. He’s mocking the #OWS crowd

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/401092/october-31-2011/colbert-super-pac—occupy-wall-street-co-optportunity—stephen-on-location

  21. Your mom.

  22. >> Well, The Office gets removed from my DVR auto-record list immediately….

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  23. I haven’t watched The Office in 2 years.

    BOB SAGET!

  24. I’m so glad everyone here is still a fucking cock.

    *points and laughs at bitchface’s peen*

  25. Someone please summarize the last 3 weeks on this blog in 10 words or less.

    #OWS FAIL, sober Sean, baseball, eulogies, music videos, snow, power.

  26. You can’t handle my peen.

  27. So who’s ready for some peen?

    Scott and I picked up some stuff that he is shipping today. Some of the items we picked up were some old B&W nudes.

    {{{GASP}}}} You could see female nipples!!! These pics sold for upwards of $10k.

    Anyone think that old, artistic B&W photographs of a guy’s penis would sell for even close to that much?

  28. who the fuck is Reince Prius?

  29. Someone please summarize the last 3 weeks on this blog in 10 words or less.

    Michael made some funny and informative comments. Otherwise, nothing.

  30. Someone please summarize the last 3 weeks on this blog in 10 words or less.

    Xbrad, weenus, tazer.

    I did it in three.

  31. Scott and I picked up some stuff that he is shipping today. Some of the items we picked up were some old B&W nudes.

    Hooooold on a minute. I needed some time to recover. I thought you said some BiW nudes.

  32. Man-lesbian, stop talking.

    Yore Daid. I know, because I killed you. And then I killed the Jewstin because you were slacking off and not killing him.

    And Wiser is right. We were funny. I think that’s because Batman and XBrad were laying low.

  33. Michael made some funny and informative comments.

    then the acid wore off….

  34. Michael made some funny and informative comments. Otherwise, nothing.

    http://tinyurl.com/4yjc3uq

  35. Michael made some funny and informative comments. Otherwise, nothing.

    Pinochio! There you are!

  36. Oh look, it’s the naked guy!

  37. http://tinyurl.com/4yjc3uq

    Look at the burnt pea right in the middle of that casserole.

    Stupid Luthern.

  38. Hooooold on a minute. I needed some time to recover. I thought you said some BiW nudes.

    Speaking of not being able to handle the peen…

  39. That ain’t a pea. It’s spinich, you philistine.

  40. BiW, rosetta’s link worked for you, or did you just pretend to make him feel good about himself today?

  41. And Wiser is right. We were funny.

    And why were we funny?

    Who’s idea was it that made last week so much fun?

    Come on….. you can say it…….

  42. Yore Daid. I know, because I killed you. And then I killed the Jewstin because you were slacking off and not killing him.

    I owe you, law bitch. Thanks for picking up my slack.

  43. shhhhh! Don’t really answer that BiW

  44. BiW, rosetta’s link worked for you, or did you just pretend to make him feel good about himself today?

    The link worked.
    He already feels himself too much.

  45. Who’s idea was it that made last week so much fun?

    Come on….. you can say it…….

    Michael?

  46. And why were we funny?

    Who’s idea was it that made last week so much fun?

    Come on….. you can say it…….

    I’m pretty sure that it was Andy’s idea.

  47. Michael?

    I’m pretty sure that it was Andy’s idea.

    pure, 1000% hatred……

  48. Wiser had a great idea and my eulogy for LauraW is worthy of HoF inclusion.

  49. The ghetto bar updates have kept everyone enrapt.

  50. I owe you, law bitch. Thanks for picking up my slack.

    Say something nice about me when I die.

    In otherwords, make something up like you always do.

  51. Wiser had a great idea

    You, sir, are a man of intelligence and culture….

  52. Wickedpinto was talking about the eulogy idea 5 years ago.

    *runs away at 0.3 mph*

  53. My flawless execution (SWIDT) of the victim assignments were the key.

    Except for not “accidentally” leaving Rosetta out.

  54. Wiser, if you got credit for anything go, people would think they were in the wrong place. Traffic would crater.

  55. Or “was” the key.

  56. pure, 1000% hatred……

    Wha? Never!

  57. The ghetto bar updates have kept everyone enrapt.

    I know I’ve been on the edge of my seat…

  58. Hahahahaha. Chief can outrun Rosetta in his Rascal if the battery has a full charge.

  59. So I will leave a comment on a post where I have no idea what is being discussed. Once I post this it will take me to the bottom of comments and I can read them backwards…I am running a scan on my phone tonight when I sleep to see if that will fix the problem. Well here I go to read what has been said

  60. Wiser – In your quote, you edited out the important part of the sentence.

  61. Rosetta doesn’t run so much as he trundles.

  62. Notice how the very moment manlezbo returns, so does bread? Shhhyeaah, like we don’t know.

  63. Wiser, if you got credit for anything go, people would think they were in the wrong place.

    …story of my life….

    eh, I don’t need anyone’s acknowledgement or recognition for my brilliant ideas. I truly enjoyed all of the eulogies last week and was very impressed at the effort that was put into them and the fun that seemed to be had by all.

    That is enough for me.

  64. Rosetta doesn’t run so much as he trundles.

    Stupid Gout.

    We’re gonna need a bigger syringe of Uloric!

  65. I wasn’t going to write a eulogy.

    Until Andy told me I got MCPO.

  66. Wiser – In your quote, you edited out the important part of the sentence.

    Oh…. you’re right. My bad. Sorry.

    and

  67. Hahahahaha. Chief can outrun Rosetta in his Rascal if the battery has a full charge.

    TORTOIST!!!!

  68. Until Andy told me I got MCPO.

    heh heh heh….

  69. That is enough for me.

    So the Chief gave you a bonus then.

  70. SWIDT?

  71. So I will leave a comment on a post where I have no idea what is being discussed.

    I don’t know what that means, but that’s how I leave all my comments

  72. Dave: See What I Did There

  73. burn notice is on

    PSA

  74. Rosetta doesn’t run so much as he trundles.

    Don’t make me eulogize you for real.

    Now excuse me. I have a race to win.

    http://tinyurl.com/6bqgdsn

  75. I wasn’t going to write a eulogy.

    Until Andy told me I got MCPO.

    So what you’re saying is you don’t care enough about any of the rest of us to kill us. Fine.

    *runs to room, slams door*

  76. Oh.. duh, I missed Andy sayin that.

    I was actually pointing to my seewhatIdid.

  77. I never watched The Office, does that mean I win?

  78. So the Chief gave you a bonus then.

    Honestly, what I thought was great was how many people weren’t really sure it was such a great idea and sort of joined in in a kind of left-handed sort of way.

    “well, if everyone else is gonna do it, I guess, oh what the hell, I’ll do it too…”

    Then, as it got rolling, it was awesome. Everyone was loving it and couldn’t wait for the next one….

    Damn, I love when a plan comes together like that……

  79. I never watched The Office, does that mean I win?

    It used to be hilarious.

    It’s been getting worse over the last few years and this season is just painfully unfunny.

  80. >> We’re gonna need a bigger syringe of Uloric!

    http://bit.ly/uBnn2s

  81. I actually worked on Rosetta’s for a full month.

    The links took a long time.

  82. “An inherently dangerous business”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=wkH32mf_iVE

  83. I was actually pointing to my seewhatIdid.

    Ha! D’oh!

  84. >> does that mean I win?

    Hardly. Was extremely funny for several years.

  85. OK, I have to go to the grocery store.

  86. Pjm…my phone has decided to fuck up the blog layout. The comment thing is first. It is so awful. *screams and runs out of the room4

  87. Sohos, they changed the mobile theme. Mine does that too now.

  88. >> We’re gonna need a bigger syringe of Uloric!

    http://bit.ly/uBnn2s

    Would you rather:

    (A) Have a bout of El Goutcho or

    (B) Watch Meghan McCain talk to Lawrence O’Donnell or

    (C) HAH! TRICK QUESTION! They’re the same thing, stupid!

  89. Wiser, STFU, your fifteen minutes are up for 2011.

  90. Who ever thought that James Spader would be funny is completely fucking insane.

    Although, he is funnier than Will Ferrell was.

    But then, Will Ferrell is just about the unfunniest “funny man” ever.

  91. Wiser, STFU, your fifteen minutes are up for 2011.

    true enough.

    Now it’s your turn to come up with a good idea, old man…..

    take your time….

    we’ll wait….

  92. >> we’ll wait

    maybe you will

  93. Pjm…my phone has decided to fuck up the blog layout. The comment thing is first. It is so awful. *screams and runs out of the room4

    awwww, that sucks. I’m outta here anyways. The sausage fest is too much for me.

    oh hai cyn

  94. Meghan McCain was awarded the David Brooks Chair at the Institute of MSNBC so she could give the conservative viewpoint on important issues.

    Awesome, like, win.

  95. Andy do you have to scroll up and down to read and comment? Like back and forth or do you log off each time? What phone do you have? We should have internet here at new house on Monday b/c AT$T screwed up twice. Cable finally tomorrow. I have been 2 weeks w/o internet and cable. It as been HELL

  96. HA!

    Hello Newman PJM.

  97. Somebody get Sohos a beer.

  98. Wiser – I agree. Will Ferrel is a MAJOR douche!

  99. I didn’t flip into a British accent that was supposed to say it HAS been HELL

  100. The only thing less funny than the new season of The Office is Whitney.

  101. iPhone. I just switched it over to the regular web view.

    (Scroll all the way to the bottom and select “view full site”)

  102. Hotspur, are you at the ghetto bar?

  103. Sohos needs more than a beer. She needs something with an umbrella. And a cherry.

  104. maybe you will

    I probably do not have that much time left on this big blue marble..

  105. Why are Hostagettes so funny, as demonstrated by last weeks eulogies, and female comedians so full of suck?

  106. Is there anything WordPress cannot fuck up?

    This goddamn commenting system could have been developed by the low bidder on a NASA contract.

  107. The only thing less funny than the new season of The Office is Whitney.

    Oh dear Lord are you right….

    I tuned into the first episode because I heard she was funny and hawt.

    Epic fail on both counts.

  108. The eulogies were funny and fun. Americano’s was my favorite. He brutalized Ghee.

  109. That sounds like a PIA, Andy. I was thinking about upgrading to one of those fancy schmancy phones but then I’d probably never get any work done..

  110. I am at home. The ghetto bar did not meet my expectations tonight because the Red Wings are sucking.

    But the fire is blazing, and Chardonnay is cold – and wet.

  111. Why are Hostagettes so funny, as demonstrated by last weeks eulogies, and female comedians so full of suck?

    Because we don’t make then fuck me on the casting couch before they start commenting?

  112. Five bucks says Ghee shows up in 3, 2, …

  113. But the fire is blazing, and Chardonnay is cold – and wet.

    hehehe..

    flamer….

  114. Is there anything WordPress cannot fuck up?

    Well, it obviously deleted Rosetta’s eulogy for Jewstin somehow……

  115. Because we don’t make then fuck me on the casting couch before they start commenting?

    We have funny to work with for a lifetime after that. Thanks Wiser!

  116. That may be the gheyest comment ever posted at the H2.

  117. >> Why are Hostagettes so funny, as demonstrated by last weeks eulogies, and female comedians so full of suck?

    I don’t know but it’s true.

  118. *Gestures to Sohos how tall my wife is.*

    *ends my run for POTUS forever*

  119. That may be the gheyest comment ever posted at the H2.

    you are going to need to be a bot more specific…..

  120. *Creeped out with images of Roseanne, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin on casting couches

  121. Hotspur,
    when my parents where on vacation (and I was in high school) I would set the A/C on 60 and light a fire in the fireplace.

    Sometimes I wish I lived in a colder place.

  122. *scrolls up and back down*

    You may need to be a tad more specific.

  123. >> Because we don’t make then fuck me on the casting couch before they start commenting?

    “we”?

  124. Hotspur’s. NTTAWWT

  125. Ooh. I’m caught up on Breaking Bad.

    Best television ever.

  126. *Creeped out with images of Roseanne, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin on casting couches

    weeeeellll, I actually never wanted to have sex again anyway, so that one actually doesn’t hurt as much as I thought it would……

  127. Mom!!! Wiser’s copying my comments and then changing the timestamp again!!

  128. Oh wow this is even MORE fun. My comment disappeared. I told HS that I’ve already had 5 beers and they didn’t work anymore than stinkin’ wordpress

  129. You’re not in spam Sohos.

  130. wow… Kari is looking amazing tonight in her torn-up jeans…..

  131. Why are Hostagettes so funny, as demonstrated by last weeks eulogies, and female comedians so full of suck?

    Female comedians are usually liberals. They are bitter, hairy-legged h8ters who must tear men down in order to build up their egos. Hostagettes are beautiful, believe in their own self-worth, and like teh alpha male. The joy in life comes through.

    Or did you mean funny-peculiar, not funny ha-ha?

  132. Goodnight, sweet princesses.

  133. *puts Jewstin on the assassinate with a mutton chop list*

  134. Ooh. I’m caught up on Breaking Bad.

    Best television ever.

    SHHHHHH!!!!!

    I have the last 5 episodes on DVR and haven’t watched them yet!

    But yeah, excellent stuff, huh?

    told ya.

  135. This poat is totally fucking updated.

  136. Roamy: http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm

  137. Wow. I love yall and all but I give up. Enjoy yourselves. ‘Night

  138. NITE ANDY!!!!

  139. Roamy totally has her shit together.

  140. Sweet Dreams Andy.

  141. Female comedians are usually liberals. They are bitter, hairy-legged h8ters who must tear men down in order to build up their egos.

    By George, I think she’s onto something here…..

  142. Wiser – The Breaking Bad thing – Darth is really Luke’s father.

  143. awwwwww……..

    nite sohos….

  144. Oh noes Sohos!! Stupid phone. Nighty night and sweet dreams to you.

  145. Roamy, funny haha and you nailed it.

  146. OMG!!!!!

    Walt builds a nuclear bomb and destroys Guatamala. I squeeeeeed!

    Spoiler alert.

  147. G’nite Sohos

  148. And if I have to do the casting couch again, I’m wearing the stompyboots.

  149. Wiser – The Breaking Bad thing – Darth is really Luke’s father.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0SlCJUOe1o

  150. I’m out.

    Nitey!

  151. And if I have to do the casting couch again, I’m wearing the stompyboots.

    break my heart.

  152. I was gonna try to answer that question, but Roamy already answered it better than I coulda.

    I was just gonna say “women comedians by and large are humorless scrunts who tear down and say ‘wocka wocka wocka’ when the audience doesn’t respond.”

    Do or do not do. There is no try.

  153. Spoiler alert.

    I’ll spoil you, you sunuva….

  154. Don’t let the fires burn your feets Hotspur!! Sweet dreams!

  155. Did Rosie leave already?

  156. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B91ElW-TOu4

  157. Please no spoilers on Burn Notice Vman. M’wah!

  158. Roamy, I think you’re doing it wrong. You need a pair of orthopaedic sneakers with inserts if you intend to avoid the casting couch.

  159. Tushar – Something to aspire to, my man!

  160. Butter chicken leftovers, bitches!

  161. HAHAHAHA! Can anyone tell me how that dude even LEARNED how to unhook bras one handed?!?

  162. HAHAHAHA! Can anyone tell me how that dude even LEARNED how to unhook bras one handed?!?

    helping his mom get ready for her bath?

  163. It’s not something that’s taught, Cyn. You learn on your own, in the moment, just like pooping.

  164. Yes, no Burn Notice spoilers! I won’t see it until tomorrow.

    POI wasn’t bad tonight. Looks like they are introducing a new overarching storyline.

  165. Toes in teh fire!

  166. Besides, I didn’t see any biggens in there, those were all two-hook bras.

    Easy.

  167. Take Kathy Griffin, for example.

    She’s a year younger than me and apparently she just cannot deal with that shit. Daddy issues, men issues, life issues.

    Now take Wiserbud. Also around a year younger than me, and he still laughs like a retard

    http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2011/10/25/daveinpace/

    I guarangoddamnedteeya, as much as I laughed at that, he was giggling like a retard 10 times as much just writing it. Like I was when I did MCPO’s

    I’m not sayin Wiser doesn’t have issues. Ok that’s not the point.

    Ok I don’t have a point.

    *eats some more paste

  168. I’m waiting for snow to watch Burn Notice.

  169. helping his mom get ready for her bath?

    You learn on your own, in the moment, just like pooping.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! *coughs, doubles over LOL*

  170. hell, any competent man can sneeze a two-hook bra loose

  171. are you…..

    are you comparing me to Kathy Griffin??

    YOU FUCK!!!

    I DON’T HAVE RED HAIR!!!!

  172. *reaches back to count the number of hooks*

    Huh.

  173. he was giggling like a retard 10 times as much just writing it.

    dude, this is no lie… I lost sleep over this, because the ideas would come to me as I was falling asleep and then i would laugh in my head as I worked them out.

    Kept me awake for hours….

  174. >> *reaches back to count the number of hooks*

    Two.

    NO WAIT.. that was a guess.

    Hey look, the moon is waxing.

  175. Dave – True.

  176. >> are you comparing me to Kathy Griffin??

    Just your ass.

    I waited until a couple days before I was up, just for a theme to hit me in my stupid head. When it did, I couldn’t stop writing.

  177. ideas would come to me as I was falling asleep and then i would laugh in my head as I worked them out.

    Me three.

  178. Plus Wiser, your p-shop was the crowning fin

  179. Me four.

    And a few other places too.

  180. homina homina

  181. Hey look, the moon is waxing.

    I shan’t confirm or deny.

    *whistles and shifts around a bit*

  182. Roamy, I think you’re doing it wrong. You need a pair of orthopaedic sneakers with inserts if you intend to avoid the casting couch.

    It’s more of, if I have to do the casting couch, I’m doing it on MY terms.

    http://tinyurl.com/3jd8qxq

  183. Plus Wiser, your p-shop was the crowning fin

    That one came to me the last night before I posted your eulogy. I was dying, as I had no ending….

    and then….

    *lightbulb!

    Glad you enjoyed it. I really had a great time creating it.

    *hurts shoulder trying to, yet again, pat myself on the back fro coming up with what will be remembered as probably one of the greatest ideas EVAH!!!

  184. Oh my. Those are some kickass kicks! Me want.

  185. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

  186. It’s more of, if I have to do the casting couch, I’m doing it on MY terms.

    *thud

    and

    *thud

    (one for each smoking hawt leg…)

  187. 4 snaps can be done one-handed, but it’s not quick, or a sure thing.

  188. *rereads comment*

    I’m…I’m not even going to try to make that better.

  189. Moon has hair it needs to get rid of?

  190. Some moons most definitely do.

    {shudders}

  191. Moon has hair it needs to get rid of?

    hey, speaking of Moon, where the hell has M’o’o”’oo”on been?

    He would have fit in perfectly to the conversation yesterday afternoon….

  192. >> the pieces began to fall into place

    Left brain, meet right brain.

    Engage.

  193. That may very well be one of your best comment evah Peelie! HAHAHA!

  194. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    This is the condensed version of my college valedictorian speech.

  195. >> I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    Gen. Douglas MacArthur, speech to graduating West Point Cadets, 1954.

  196. That may very well be one of your best comment evah Peelie! HAHAHA!

    We don;t have an H2 comment hall of fame here, but ya think maybe we can get this nominated for inclusion in the IB Comment HoF, considering nearly all of the IBers (yannow, expect the really good ones) are basically Hostages as well?

  197. it’s right up there with “I thought you liked your eggs fertilized”

  198. Why don’t we have one of those?

  199. because of, I don’t know.. sidebar flag crap or something

  200. Dave, that one still makes me laugh and laugh!

  201. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    Reagan at the Berlin Wall.

  202. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    Things Thomas Jefferson Said, Vol IX (unexpurgated)

  203. Holy shit, I’m gone two hours and you suddenly puke up 200 comments?

    WTF?

    **cuts Dave**

  204. What can I say? The kid’s got game.

  205. EVERYBODY SCATTER!!! Xbrad is back!

  206. I had a dream! Well, to be quite honest, I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    Martin Luther King Jr. – “I Have A Dream” speech – 2nd daft

  207. **leaves a $5 on Jewstin’s nightstand**

    Keep the change.

  208. You had me at hello I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

  209. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    Henry V, Act 5, Scene 14

  210. For he that tests positive today with me…

    Act. 6 Scene 147

  211. Well, to be quite honest, I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    Obama’s acceptance speech at the 2008 DNC

  212. You must be the change you wish to see in the world. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    —Gandhi

  213. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations

  214. Is it supposed to be like, that?

    Act 27, Scene 2, The Taming of the Shrew

  215. Four score and 7 years ago, I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    -Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address

  216. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    Perry Mason, The Case of the Horny Hostage

  217. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place. And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.

    Farmer Grady – The Case of the Swamp Ghost

  218. Only four scores in seven..

    ok now I’m lame.

    NIGHT KIDS

  219. Wiserbud, thank you.
    You are probably the first Westerner to spell it correctly as Gandhi, instead of Ghandi.

  220. James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

    Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

  221. Wiserbud, thank you.
    You are probably the first Westerner to spell it correctly as Gandhi, instead of Ghandi.

    heh.

    No problem, Thusar.

  222. Sweet dreams Dave!

  223. I had a really hard time with mine, but once someone suggested venereal disease, the pieces began to fall into place.

    -Franz Schubert, before writing “Unfinished Symphony”

  224. I’m still enjoying American Horror Story. I’m not sure how they’re going to go more than one season, though.

    Kate Mara is also a wonderful thing to see in any event.

  225. Who is Kate Mara?

  226. Can’t come up with another one. Squishy hugs, and good night.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUX9NUYvDI

  227. Squishy hugs back and sweet dreams Roamy.

  228. Good tune too.

  229. XBrad, she’s worth an image search.

  230. Internets aren’t really cooperating. Is she the young maid?

  231. No, Kate was the gal in Shooter. Long, straight, auburn hair.

  232. Like I was gonna watch that hacktastic take on a good novel.

  233. EXCELLENT episode of Person of Interest tonight!

  234. I’ll be watching it later, Clint.

  235. VERY interesting new character added tonight, XB.

  236. Smells like sausage in here.

  237. I’m watching the new Beavis and Butthead. I missed these guys.

  238. Anybody else can’t sleep?

  239. Wake up slackers! *looks east, in the general direction of Michigan*

  240. Been awake since 620, BF. Just got done caring for the pets and getting the coffee started.

  241. The original writer/creator of Pokemon died on Oct 29.

    Steve Jobs, Takeshi Shudo, who will be the 3rd?

  242. (Unexpected) Employment numbers in 84 minutes.

  243. and getting the coffee started.

    Get one of these. You will be glad you did.

  244. Was that supposed to have a link, Brew? I have functional coffeemaker that I’m content with.

  245. AMD is laying off 10% of it’s workforce.

  246. Meh. The real problem right now is public sector jobs.

  247. I’m in the wrong business. This is everything I’ve ever wanted in life. Mothafuckin blimps in space.

  248. You are probably the first Westerner to spell it correctly as Gandhi, instead of Ghandi.
    ———————————–
    Oh shit, that’s embarrassing. I spelled it wrong earlier in the day. I should have known considering I did my thesis on Gondi.

  249. All the update did is screw up all my settings…its Friday finally!

  250. Sorry about all your phone problems, Sohos.

  251. Shower time.

  252. Wakey wakey.

    Sorry. There were a lot of comments to read.

  253. Noonan’s gone off the rails again.

  254. Car in, she’d have to have enjoyed a brief stay on the rails to support your comment.

  255. Work time. Gonna go earn a promotion. Or possibly slack off all damn day.

  256. FiAF!

  257. Morning Cool Kids!

  258. Morning, all!

    It’s great being busy, isn’t it? Makes the days fly by.

  259. Kind of a mixed blessing on the days flying by. Christmas Shopping {shudders}.

  260. Do you people turn back your clocks THIS weekend?

    *giggles and grins remembering Roamy’s joke*

  261. That reminds me. about time to drag the turkey out of the deep freeze to thaw in the fridge.

    Smoked Turkey for Thanksgiving, FTW!

  262. I read last nights comments. Despite the usual stupidity, there was one or two that made me…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUbwteSWVk

    I also, laughed like a retarded hyena when writing my eulogistic manuscript. In a completely unbiased poll of all the eulogies, I awarded mine a first place and a special commendation for creativity and wit. There was no 2nd place as a result and a 4 way tie for third. Congratulations to all the runner runner-ups.

    Slightly embarrassed that I have been misspelling Gaundee all these years…

  263. Ha Ha! Laughing is probably not what that dog is doing, but I can’t quite put my finger on what that was.

  264. BBF at 3ish.

  265. Hmmm… We’re gonna need a new poat before then.

  266. C’mon Cyn. Take one for the team.

  267. Again?

    BRB.

  268. Fresh Poaty Poat


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