Editiorial Cartoonist Rejects Reality, Substitutes Own

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[UPDATE: Rosetta]

Mrs. Rosetta:  Will you comb Henry’s hair before your parents get here?

Rosetta:  Sure.

*15 seconds later*

357 Comments

  1. don’t wanna leave a comment…

    oops

  2. errr wakey wakey

  3. HA!

    gotcha!

  4. off to work, be well hotsausages

  5. This poat was nearly impossible to find.

  6. It’s a stealth poat.

  7. I can’t believe someone actually paid for that POS cartoon.

  8. I would be willing to bet that maybe 1 out of 175 (assuming there are that many actually there) people at OWS even knows what a dustpan is, much less how to use it.

  9. I can’t believe someone actually paid for that POS cartoon.

    But remember, Danziger is not a liberal.

  10. Nooooo … he’s just getting the truth out there for the people, man.

  11. Right, because you can have a clean park underneath 300 hippies living in tents and pooping in bags.

  12. heh. “truth.” According to Danziger, truth to a right winger is what the Koch Brothers have paid him to believe it is.

  13. Right, because you can have a clean park underneath 300 hippies living in tents and pooping in bags.

    Didn’t they almost riot because the city was going to ask them to move out for a few hours so the place could be cleaned? Yannow, like when their mommy asks themto get off the couch so she can flip the cushions for them at home?

    I think Danziger needs to spend a few nights with these OWS douches. Maybe after someone steals his crayons and rapes him with them, he’ll wake up and see what’s really happening down there.

    Or, he may actually like that.

  14. *still waiting for my check from the Kochs*

    Oh, wait, I’m mindlessly blinded by propaganda, and can’t see the truth. They don’t have to pay me.

  15. The cops in Tampa are just trying to confuse the occupiers. Everyday they tell them something different about what they can and can’t do. It’s pretty funny that the kids don’t seem to get their being fucked with.

  16. hey cool! Someone at Ace’s had the exact same idea that I did and put it on the sidebar!!

    Great minds, I guess…

  17. Heh

  18. Read the next one down about voter i.d. It’s really good.

    We have a petition drive going to get a voter i.d. law put on the ballot here in 2012.

  19. I also like that, whenever Danziger draws people at Tea Party protests, they are always wearing crazy outfits and silly hats with tea bags hanging from them.

    Notice how nicely dressed and normal those nice people cleaning the street seem to be. Nope, no craziness at any of the OWS protests. Nope, not at all.

    http://tinyurl.com/3nhopb8

  20. Mad Magazine nails it:

    http://tinyurl.com/3npulw9

  21. Awww… this is pretty good.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHQ3JnZgvsU&feature=related

  22. Read the next one down about voter i.d. It’s really good.

    Fuck him. Too little, too late. And he still can’t seem to let go of the politics of race, even as he tries to chastise those who still play that game.

    for example:

    “even a nominal financial impediment to voting looks and feels too much like a poll tax.”

    WTF??!?? In other words, it’s not that asking someone to pay a small fee is SOP in every other function of government and does not discriminate against anyone, it’s what it feels like that matters.

    Fuck him. I would have tons more respect for his opinions if he exercised this level of judgment when it actually counted.

  23. Awww… this is pretty good.

    Big deal. Tiki acts like this every night when wiserbride gets home.

  24. Dude, however belated that’s good stuff.

    We had a discussion about the “poll tax” accusation here the other night, and to a man (and woman) everyone was willing to “invest” some tax dollars to make the i.d. free if that’s what it takes to get over the hump.

  25. Dude, however belated that’s good stuff.

    The fact that he admits to being aware of actual voter fraud is good stuff. Now what is he going to do about it?

    Or has he absolved himself of all responsibility now that he has written this article?

    Name some names. Go to the authorities and get some investigations rolling. Just becuase he’s no longer in office does not mean he can’t do something about it.

    This would be a nice start, if he actually stepped up and outed those whom he knows are involved in voter fraud. But if all he does is say ” I know this stuff happens and it needs to stop.”, well, he’s no better than you or I in that regard, is he?

  26. Time to hit the gym before I do hours of yard work.

  27. day has begun. later, y’all.

  28. 1. R and D disagree
    2. D: “I was wrong”
    3. R: “fuck you”

    This isn’t exactly a formula for bringing people over to our side.

  29. Is is OK to say ‘fuck you’ to people already on our side?

    *quick glance at Wiserbud*

  30. Is is OK to say ‘fuck you’ to people already on our side?

    Don’t DO IT, PUPSTER! You’ll get BANNED!

  31. Today is my 17th wedding anniversary.

    Mrs. Pupster and I will go out to a nice Japanese Steakhouse, then a movie.

    Nothing on I want to see, but I’ll probably let Mrs. Pupster see Mr. Jackman in Real Steel.

  32. Jewstin, how is Houston treating you? You still liking it?

  33. Congratulations Pups. That’s really sweet.

    But how many is 17 in dog years?

  34. Houston is pretty alright. I like it even better now that the weather has changed.

  35. But how many is 17 in dog years?

    So long I don’t look both ways before I cross the street anymore.

    *Occupies the Shower*

  36. Dang, it’s Andy of Spades over there today!

    Nice work, Andy.

  37. Thanks. Just waiting for Dave to post the CFB thread.

  38. Congrats Pups.

  39. Twenty-five years ago, our lives changed “In the Blink of an Eye“. Happy birthday, Rachel!

  40. *reads upthread*

    Happy Anniversary, Mr. and Mrs. Pupster!
    (Pup, I’m sure you’ve given Mrs. Pupster 4 of the happiest years of her life….) :P

  41. Tiki acts like this every night when wiserbride gets home.

    Hunh. I would have never thought your pet name to be ‘Tiki’. Does she then spray the Raid or use a fly swatter?

  42. Happy Anniversary Pupsterses!

    So long I don’t look both ways before I cross the street anymore.

    HA!

    Are you at that point where you complete each other’s thoughts?

  43. Beasnson is home! Beasnson is home!

  44. Pup, I’m sure you’ve given Mrs. Pupster 4 of the happiest years of her life….

    Not consecutive. That’s the deal.

  45. HA! That cartoon is fucking hilarious.

    I wonder what color the sky is in that douchebag’s world.

  46. Are you at that point where you complete each other’s thoughts?

    Me her yes, her me no.

    Mrs. Pupster speaks a language that I ‘get’. Our boys will look at her with their heads tilted to one side, then look at me for translation.

    Same with the parole board.

  47. Moarning Rosetta. What color are the carpet fibers plasted to the side of your head RIGHT NOW?

    http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/good-morning-carpet.gif

  48. Not consecutive. That’s the deal.

    Well, duh.

    (It takes a while for Mr. TiFW to add up all of the days in his head, too…..)

  49. From last thread:

    Mrs Andy is going to do another? Gosh, I don’t think I’ll ever do one marathon. I just can’t see myself doing it. Unless I could do the whole thing on pace – I just wouldn’t want to do it.

    And, I don’t know if I’d ever be able to keep pace for 26 miles.

    But, I’ll never say never. Maybe after a few more halfs, I change my mind.

    The trainer at the gym (and he’s in excellent shape and has done many marathons) ended finishing this one at 10 min miles. Injury at mile 18. still finished it (he’s ex- Marine), it’s not as if he was going to give up. He hurt hisself at last year’s too.

  50. Good morning cool kids.

  51. Howdy Puppy.

    Happy Anniversary. I can’t believe Mrs Puppy didn’t kill you long ago.

    http://tinyurl.com/3jjvqxd

  52. Oh well. I kicked one chair’s ass.

    That’s good enough for a Saturday.

    Congrats to the Pupsters.

  53. It’s soccertime. Good thing it’ warmed up.

    To 41 degrees.

  54. Mrs. Pupster speaks a language that I ‘get’.

    We ‘get’ each other too well. The kids are starting to catch on.

    We can get triggered by the same thing…no words will be exchanged but we will laugh and laugh. Or one of us will say, ‘hey you know that thing….and the other thing, that went to wheresit, who knows whosit….’ and the other will fill in the brainfart.

    We’re at the part where we have become one confusing, graying, grizzled, comfortable in our senility, organism.

  55. We got coupons in the mail for a free cigar and discounted karate lessons.

    http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kick_demonstration_fail.gif

  56. CFT done

  57. Hey rosetta, how much does Henry now weigh? Is he losing his baby fur? Is he laughing? Is he driving?

    Why do you like to hold out on us?

  58. Aren’t there karate rules against chopping the nuts?

  59. Dave in Donkey Balls, what your prediction for the score of tonight’s game?

  60. Oh, man. He must have left the seat up a thousand too many times.

    http://is.gd/Z3uI8j

    Also, she’s an idiot. I can’t believe how stupid a plot this was.
    There’s a lot of details missing. Gas or electric?

  61. You got to work today, Beasneses?

    http://tinyurl.com/3yalm3c

    Has Beasneson found the back of the fridge yet?

  62. Hey rosetta, how much does Henry now weigh? Is he losing his baby fur? Is he laughing? Is he driving?

    Why do you like to hold out on us?

    He weighs a little more than 13 pounds. He getting chubby. He still has most of his little baby fur. He smiles a lot but laughs are still rare. Yes, he drives to and from his job as an hedge fund manager.

    He is the 1%.

  63. Poison is easier and ‘cleaner’.

  64. Pfft. Like a woman knows how to use power tools.

  65. Chainsaw, my ass!

    http://tinyurl.com/3dcns6e

  66. Pups, I got the day off. YAY me!

    Along with requesting his favorite food for supper, son is happy to see that I already packed a bag of ‘snacks’ for him to take back.

    He has taken up drinking coffee and ‘just’ ran out.

    *puts coffee on list*

  67. Tonight, Ranger bats score 8 donkey balls.

  68. Have you all seen how much coffee has gone up? That shit is expensive.

    Good thing I don’t like it.

  69. Cool Beans.

  70. Look at you guys linking on AoSHq… Who’s awesome? You’re awesome!

  71. Henry update has been added to this poat.

  72. Pfft. Like a woman knows how to use power tools.

    Hey now. A couple of years ago, Mr. Beasn bought me a nice table saw for my birthday. And, a couple few weeks ago, I got me an electric hedge trimmer (SYWM).

    I’m better at that kind of stuff.

  73. HAHAHAHAHAHA…Henry, you sweet little bug!

    Babies don’t need their hair combed.

  74. Happy anniversary Puppy!

    _______________________

    HAHA! Rosetta has combed that boy’s hair the man way: With A Pork Chop.

  75. Henry needs a haircut. He’s starting to look like a unkempt hippie.

    Occupy Poopy Pants™

  76. Heh. Henry has the “Really, Dad? REALLY?” look on his face.

    Hope it doesn’t stick like that. I’ve seen that look.

  77. HAHA! Rosetta has combed that boy’s hair the man way: With A Pork Chop.

    Hahahaha.

    Floyd likes it when I comb Henry’s hair with a pork chop.

  78. You’re gonna have to give him a crew cut

  79. Henry needs a haircut.

    NOOOO. Wait until he’s 2 or 3 before you do that.

  80. You’re gonna have to give him a crew cut

    He’ll have one of those for sure. And a mohawk.

  81. Give him a reverse mohawk. One stripe right down the middle.

    Don’t tell Mrs. Rosetta. Surprise her.

    She’ll love it. I swear.

  82. beasny! congrats on the day off and the boy home visitin.

  83. Heh. Irony is lost on these folks:

    http://is.gd/rdOi3H

  84. Pupster, I’ll be surprised if you don’t enjoy Real Steel. I went in with low expectations and found myself really liking it.

  85. We’re at the part where we have become one confusing, graying, grizzled, comfortable in our senility, organism.

    Time for new contacts – I read that as “senility orgasm, and was thinking, “Go, Beasns!”…..

  86. I have a hot date this afternoon. Should I wear:

    A) Shirt

    B) Spongebob Squarpants Pasties

    C) Underpants

  87. Jewstin, A and C.

  88. Teresa – the picture said evil corporations you know Exxon, Monsanto, ADM, Merck and other Pharma those are all non-evil corporations in the picture.

  89. Real Steel Hugh Jackman. Mmmm.

    Did you end up seeing your wife in that flick Leon?

  90. Give him a reverse mohawk. One stripe right down the middle.

    Then he will look just like dad before dad buzzed the whole mess off.

    And thank you. I’m thinking I ain’t going nowheres this afternoon, even though we have been invited to celebrate an old college bud’s new marriage, whom we haven’t seen in almost 20 years. That and my sinuses are being all miserable.

  91. What a delightful little political cartoon! I bet it placed 3rd among the 4th graders at the Joe Biden Elementary School of Economics art contest.

  92. I’m dubious, Beasn, but I’ll trust your judgement.

  93. Too tings:
    Vandal damage to part of our building last night. Somebody got on the roof on another part of the property and kicked out a bunch of shingles and scattered them to the wind.
    A cop came to check it out and do a report.

    While Scott was walking on the side of the building checking for other damage, he almost got run over by a car driving up on the sidewalk. It bounced off a pole, then a rail, and then continued down the road where it finally ran over a hydrant and hit another car.

    No brakes, no swerving.

    Guy was out. Looks like a medical issue.

    Scott went back out to continue his survey.

  94. Good call by you mom. Enjoy the time with your boy.. pop an actifed or something, feel better and get lots of mom hugs in.

    That way you can check and make sure he’s eatin ok. Without bein all obvious mom and shit.

  95. If you really want to see irony impairment check out the the American Peoples New Economic Program. There is a link at my site.

  96. Sheesh Laura!! That’s some scary stuff!

  97. HOLY SHIT.

    Damn. Glad Scott didn’t get tagged.

  98. Cop just left.

  99. Yeesh, Laura! Glad Scott is OK – hope the driver is, too.

    Rosie, Henry is such a cutie-pie!

  100. glad he’s ok

  101. While Scott was walking on the side of the building checking for other damage, he almost got run over by a car driving up on the sidewalk. It bounced off a pole, then a rail, and then continued down the road where it finally ran over a hydrant and hit another car.

    I dropped my cigarette. Tell him I’m sorry.

  102. http://tinyurl.com/5rmztll

    How many people must Joe Biden rape before Congress passes the Obama jobs bill?

  103. Did you end up seeing your wife in that flick Leon?

    Her scene was 10 seconds or so, the back of her head might have been visible, but I couldn’t tell.

    Today’s lunch is beef and bacon curry fried rice. You can’t order this anywhere, but you wish you could

  104. Pupster, I’ll be surprised if you don’t enjoy Real Steel.

    It’s hard to enjoy a movie when Mrs. Pupster gets so squirmy in the theater seat.

    Distracting.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-xRvLga40&feature=related

  105. Tell her my wife says Hugh is better looking in person.

  106. OMGOSH!!!! I just want to eat that baby up!

  107. My baby’s hair went up like this, too. It was longer than your baby’s. I think it swam up like that in the womb. We could not get it down. We called her Spike.

    PS OWS people suck, especially the drummers and the drummer enablers.

  108. Mr. Hugh Jackman, a close, personal friend of mine.

    I remember givin him a little coaching on singing a few years back. Sure seemed to pay off for him.

  109. Hugh Jackman was FANTASTIC in “Oklahoma!”

    I really need to get that performance on DVD – it’s one of the best I’ve seen…..

  110. It’s obviously not rosetta’s baby…….which is why he’s so precious

  111. I don’t wanna make it sound like a big deal or nuthin, just some stuff about breathing and opening your mouth which rounds out the notes.

    He has a very nice voice.

  112. Ya now, the more I think about that cartoon, the more I think Danziger isn’t really wrong about the lack of sex occurring at the OWS sit-ins.

    I mean, we really don’t consider rape to be “sex”, amirite?

  113. Don’t forget the foot-sniffin.

  114. CFT pushed down like a fat ginger kid on the playground.

    I really do hate kicking Herman Cain in the poon so much, but damn.

  115. I think I like it better when Hugh Jackman doesn’t sing.

    Or open his mouth at all.

  116. oh people can find the football post if they want to

  117. Don’t forget the foot-sniffin.

    I’ll never forget the foot-sniffing

  118. I think wiserbud should do some OWS photoshops.

    accurate ones

  119. Crap, I’m gonna need a nap after this. I don’t really have time for one, but I see no alternative.

  120. I put a third sock on for this?

  121. I think wiserbud should do some OWS photoshops.

    accurate ones

    I doubt I could come up with anything funnier than reality there, although the drummer tax might lend itself to hilarity

  122. Damn, commenting on an iPhone sucks.

  123. Almost getting run over by a pickup truck is exhausting.

    Today I learned that if you run over a fire hydrant, water doesn’t shoot out.

    Stupid movies.

  124. Today I learned that if you run over a fire hydrant

    OWWWWW!!!!!

  125. It’s bad Scott, but it’s not as bad as being eaten by a walrus.

    (glad you’re ok)

  126. HAHAHAHA

  127. Scott!!!

    *rushes over to hug him and squeeze him and love him*

  128. Almost getting run over by a pickup truck is exhausting

    Look, I said I was sorry……

  129. Hahahaha

    Mike Flynn has been tweeting the proceedings of the OWSers’ meetings and I just laugh myself silly at them.

    https://twitter.com/#!/Flynn1776/statuses/127806256739123201

  130. While the cop was there he saw a kid on the street behind us kind of watching him. Scott said he went over and talked to him and looked at his hands.

  131. >> Today I learned that if you run over a fire hydrant, water doesn’t shoot out.

    You didn’t know that?

  132. I was thinking about the people sitting at the light minding their own business. Then out of nowhere, they have a fire hydrant and a pickup truck in their face.

    The guy traveled about 100 yards on the sidewalk at about 40 MPH so
    it could have been a lot worse.

    If I didn’t spend about 15 seconds pouring that 2nd cup of coffee…..

    Coffee saved my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  133. Coffee has saved LOTS of lives. I can’t tell you how many motherfuckers I’d have killed if i hadn’t had my coffee…

  134. Andy I had never seen one uprooted before.

    I expected water, then felt like an idiot.

  135. Heh.

  136. Oops. Premature ecommentation.

    There was a hydrant in front of my grandmother’s house, and I saw someone hit it when I was a kid.

    No geyser.

  137. You didn’t know that?

    Andy makes a point of taking a few out every time he goes for a Sunday drive with the fam.

    “There’s another one Daddy! Ram it! YAAYYY!”

    He has an 8 x 8 beam tied to his front bumper, and there are many notches on it.

  138. Seriously, glad you’re okay, Scott. Sounds like an exciting day!

  139. The cop investigating the vandalism was in the parking lot at the time.

    I let him know that 100 yards away there was a bad accident with likely injuries. His reaction? “I’ll call it in.”

  140. >> Today I learned that if you run over a fire hydrant, water doesn’t shoot out.

    Did it explode in a huge fireball?

  141. You should have offered him coffee

  142. I walked down to the accident just to let the cops know that the accident started a lot further away than they would have guessed.

    On the way back I saw his side view mirror that had flown by me 20 minutes earlier. For some reason that activated my adrenal glands.

  143. Damn, Scott. That would have activated a lot more than adrenal glands had that been me.

  144. Coffee is life.

  145. Brad when did you shave?

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Engels.jpg

  146. The spice coffee must flow.

  147. Well, fuxxored that right up…

  148. Jenn, I can’t grow a beard to save my life.

    I just get scruffier and scruffier.

    Pretty soon, I look like a porcupine.

  149. Seriously, Scott, glad you are okay.

  150. i’m so glad the styles changed.

  151. Mike Flynn has been tweeting the proceedings of the OWSers’ meetings and I just laugh myself silly at them.

    It’s going to take a lot to top this:

    Politicians only say what their masters – the campaign donors – tell them to say. Members of the Congress and Senate should not be allowed to debate economic problems. The lawmakers must seek economic advice from economic experts from leading universities.

  152. I saw that, Jenn. Spoken like a true student.

  153. Jenn, I saw what you quoted on your webpage about OWS wanting to “remove children from households with parents who refuse to educate them properly.” (shudder)

  154. What they’re really saying is only the “educated” class is entitled to an opinion. It’s a slightly different form of fascism but fascism nonetheless.

  155. We all assumed that the shingles on the ground were from wind.

    I was checking out the damage and something was bugging me so I did what I do. I analyzed the hell out of it.

    - Shingles on all 4 sides of the building????
    - How would wind do that?
    - Local weather station says max wind gust yesterday was 4 mph.
    - Many of the shingles are ripped in half.
    - Shingles ripped in half make great frisbees….
    DING DING DING VANDALS!

    I put on my young punk thinkin’ cap and found where they had climbed up onto both roofs. They left young punk prints on the wall.

    I think the landlord should give me a medal or something.

  156. Yeah Roamy, although someone with a little sense added a please remove this it interferes with individual rights comment to it now.

  157. someone with a little sense

    Didn’t know that existed in #OWS.

  158. Section 2 – Page 11 – Happiness

    On Happiness

    To ensure that our government is addressing the needs of its tax paying citizens, it should be held accountable for achieving specific __Gross National Happiness__ index target values (see __Bhutan__).

    End the war on drugs. Allow each person’s neurochemical balances to be a personal choice. Adopt Portugal’s drug laws.

    (subsection) ENTHEOGENS/PSYCHEDELICS

    More and more studies have shown entheogens to produce incredibly positive effects on an individuals health – be it in the form of improved personality, a deeply spiritual experience, an aid in therapy, treating mental disorders, curing users of their addictions to toxic substances (including heroin and alcohol), providing comfort in end-of-life care, expanding consciousness, or for a simple occasion in reverie. Therefore, it is time we end their “Schedule I” classification, and legalize them for personal use.

    In addition to the wealth of individual benefits, this would create an all-new important profession – that of the highly trained guide to help individuals through their experience – along with a vast amount of ancillary professions. It would also open up an entirely new field of medical and scientific research.

    These substances have also been proven to give already brilliant minds newly profound insights. It is safe to assume that these insights would have remained unimagined otherwise. If we allow our scientists – if they so choose – access to take these substances while working on unrelated research, it may potentially lead to monumental breakthroughs not yet imagined.

    I want breakthroughs not yet imagined and mandatory happiness

  159. Collector’s edition Barbie has pink hair and neck tats. http://images.parrotized.com/it/20110522/419382.png

    It’s a collectible, not a kid’s toy. Or at least, I wouldn’t give a $50 limited edition to a little girl to actually play dolls with. YMMV.

    Predictably, some people are saying it is going to cause little girls to think they need tattoos. Meh.

  160. >>> I did what I do. I analyzed the hell out of it.

    Heh.

    Yep.

  161. >> I think the landlord should give me a medal or something.

    And not raise the rent.

    I’m tattooing “FUUUUUUUUU” on my neck if the Rangers drop game 3.

  162. >>>These substances have also been proven to give already brilliant minds newly profound insights

    This is what happens when we celebrate mediocrity and tell every single child that they are precious little gems for their entire lives.

  163. I’m wondering if the person who wrote that was taking psychedelics when he had that profound thought.

  164. >>>>I’m tattooing “FUUUUUUUUU” on my neck if the Rangers drop game 3.

    it would be nice to see somebody score some runs though.

  165. Scott, I suggest a 20-gauge light field load with #9 shot.

    It won’t seriously injure or kill them (if they’re far enough away) but it’ll hurt like a bitch.

  166. I was going to suggest some well placed rat traps to the landlord.

  167. Its a bye week for the Giants and the Patriots???????

    This ruins everything!

    MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  168. * pulls out Jets fleece *

  169. I hate people.

    Family of fatass pigs from out of town who are too lazy to get out get out of their car to sit in the stands to watch the game just dropped garbage out the window of their car.

    I’m not sure, but I believe that car may also be the one I smelled pot emanating from between games.

    Fucking worthless garbage

  170. Wiser, that’s the type of folks who are too lazy to Occupy Wall Street.

    Have you had any empanadas today? WiserGoddess told me she was bringing some. Bummed that we missed out.

  171. Carin, I just read the old, old thread, my comment about class envy had absolutely nothing to do with you.

    It had to do with the word jealousy/seething jealousy that I used when making a funny about MJ’s wife’s running.

  172. And a tie in with Obama and the stupid OWS losers.

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  174. Henry is really, really cute and he looks like fun.

  175. >>>Have you had any empanadas today? WiserGoddess told me she was bringing some. Bummed that we missed

    Only had one. They went fast. Good thing we now know how to make our own.

    You haven’t missed much. Lost game 1 and about to lose game 2. Classy coaches on the other team. Up by 9 runs and still stealing on every pitch.

  176. Carin, I just read the old, old thread, my comment about class envy had absolutely nothing to do with you.

    It had to do with the word jealousy/seethi

    Oh, I know. I was just thinking that you can envy w/o it being bad. I don’t know where the line is.

  177. Oh, I know. I was just thinking that you can envy w/o it being bad. I don’t know where the line is.

    Me neither.

    *sprinkles itching powder in Carin’s skorts drawer*

  178. Lost the soccer game. Two of the kids on the other team – this is a U10 league – so the kids are 9, mostly – anyway, they had Mohawks. Not just that, but the Mohawks were DYED. My 9 year old could care less about his hair and appearance. I can’t imagine … well, whatever. Parents can do what they want.

    It just seems that you’re setting the young many up pretty young to develop into a full-blown metro-sexual. Dye jobs?

  179. Me neither.

    *sprinkles itching powder in Carin’s skorts drawer*

    We are in SUCH agreement!

    *takes scissors and cuts 5 inches of hair right off from the back of laura’s head

  180. Where’s the line? Where does admiration end, and ugly covetousness and destructive fury begin? It can’t be quite pinpointed. No one knows this.

    *shaves Romy’s head while she’s sleeping*

  181. HA HA HA HAAA funny that we both went for the hair.

    *does the finger-to-eyes thing*

  182. I don’t know where the line is, Lauraw. It’s philosophical, for sure. I mean, wanting what other have/ or appreciating that they have them? What’s the difference?

    *breaks into Andy’s house and steals all his iPads

  183. *does the finger-to-eyes thing*

    ha.

    But srsly, you gonna help me steal Andy’s iPads?

  184. When my daughter’s softball team won the county championship last year, they sprayed their hair lime green to match their uniforms. The coach did, too. Mini-me wanted to go to bed with it like that.

    Is it drafty in here?

  185. Soccer game was a FAIL. Our best defender messed up the game time. Oh. We normally have two “subs” and two of our kids are week. Best game ever was when both subs were sick.

    Logan is our sweeper, and he’s got incredible intuition for that position. W/o even one key player, we’re shot.

    Now I gotta go clean out the chicken coop :(((

  186. that’s different. Everyone does that. One kid had his mohawk BLEACHED. Not that temporary dye stuff. I see that all the time. These kids had actually DYED hair. 9 year old boys. The other had it dyed darker than the rest of his hair or something.

  187. I’ll help you steal the iPads if you give me a hand with -(looks around, cups hand over cheek, and silently mouths the word ‘Henry’).

  188. Is it drafty in here?

    *nudges bag o’ hair under desk with foot*

    *tosses Romy a toque*

  189. One kid had his mohawk BLEACHED.

    Ew.

  190. Laura, you should post something funny at the HQ.

    *Locks iPads in waterproof case*

    *Throws in crocodile pond*

    *Heads to dinner*

  191. Romy, you scamp. I’m crackin’ up ovah heah!

  192. Okay, lemme look around.

  193. Hahahahaha, I was wondering if I’d have to hint at clearing your cache.

  194. Wait, what?

    What’s rocket chick’s new avatard?

  195. ha ha ha …

    No it looks nice. Lauraw did a good job. Neat.

  196. I saw “fucking worthless garbage” and “Jets fleece”.

    So I agree.

  197. RoamingBaldNoggin

    HAHAHA!

  198. *puts fire ants in everybody’s shorts

  199. What’s rocket chick’s new avatard?

    Lt. Ilia from the first Star Trek movie.

  200. *puts fire ants in everybody’s shorts
    ——————
    *puts anteater down pants. Removes anteater, passes left.

  201. VGER meets Sinead O’Connor

  202. It was either that or Yul Brynner. I went with the nerd option, natch.

  203. Speaking of nerds, you know who just downloaded a sky mapping app onto his iPad?

    *Points thumbs at chest*

    This guy.

  204. Thank God!!

    http://tinyurl.com/6ck3mmq

  205. That sky mapping app is the shit.

  206. Andy – What is the name of that app?

  207. How come no one is ever here when I show up? It’s something about me, isn’t it.

  208. I see fat people.

    http://tinyurl.com/3fhn4op

  209. How come no one is ever here when I show up? It’s something about me, isn’t it.

    We’re sick of you drumming all night and shitting in our yard.

    Hippie.

  210. Henry’s hair looks awesome. Nice job RosettaSasoon.

  211. I got google sky map.

    Heh. I got google……I am gonna use that when I call in sick on Monday.

  212. We’re sick of you drumming all night and shitting in our yard.

    Hippie.

    Well it’s better than drumming in your yard and shitting all night. Trust me on that one.

  213. Mega – We have a warning system. . .

  214. Henry’s hair looks awesome. Nice job RosettaSasoon.

    Thanks JordacheHole.

  215. The Cardinals are going to win tonight by a score of 10 to 7.

  216. I will be watching something manlier, or doing my nails.

  217. In the time that it takes you to read this comment, Joe Biden will have raped 13 more people.

    Please pass the Obama jobs bill!

  218. http://imgur.com/gallery/PSC9f

  219. Don’t remember, Chief. I’ll check when I get home.

  220. If you like your rape, you can keep your rape.

  221. Biden: “I’ll take ‘The rapists’ for $200 please, Alex”

  222. We are the rapists we’ve been waiting for.

  223. Joe Biden is proof that traumatic brain injury, suffered in Scranton, PA, is no impediment to a successful Democrat political career.

  224. Joe Biden…like every other Democrat raping Flint since the 1960s.

    Cockholster.

  225. Henry is awesome Rosie. Who’s the father again?

  226. dammit

  227. Rape? Never heard of it.

    —-Charlie Gibson

  228. Meh, the rapists will be murdered.

  229. HA! So true Scott.

  230. OWS….get food!

    http://tinyurl.com/3g98sgv

  231. Hey, Rosetta! How was dinner?

    http://bonedjello.com/blogger11/colored%20celery.jpg

  232. Bubba has been obsessively licking his left paw for a week or more. I keep looking at it and there is nothing. He is somewhat protective of it, but that’s not so unusual.

    Tonight he started chewing on it more. Wondering if he has a skin issue or mites or something.

  233. OK, it’s definitely an itch. Watching him go at it now, it’s obvious.

  234. *chews my left toe

  235. Branford Marsalis nails it.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=93f_1319271611

  236. Mega – We have a warning system. . .

    YOU BASTARDS.

  237. I figure, my life is over when I download a skymapping app.

    That would be when I check into a managed care facility.

  238. Is there a managed care facility app?

  239. Branford gets it!

  240. Michael – Why do you hate the stars?

  241. I found that linked on a lefty site MCPO.

    Seems like everyone over 40 agrees.
    Everyone under 40 is calling him names.

  242. Scott – How can they disagree? Grade inflation and “self esteem” bullshit has been going on for at least 15 years.

  243. Unemployment Benefits Form 40:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc&ob=av2e

  244. Take on me. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4S-UiNmzo

  245. Chief, it’s called GoSkyWatch Planetarium.

    Batman, STFU.

  246. Andy – Thank you.

  247. Texas has a guy named Elvis? They win 4-1.

  248. Did anybody storm anybody else’s castle today?

  249. #OccupyCastle ?

  250. The peasants are revolting!

  251. And they stink too!

  252. Heya, Chief. How’s tricks?

  253. Sean – I spent all day antique shopping with Herself. Now, I’m relaxing watching Brit TV.

  254. The peasants are revolting!

    Yes, they certainly are.

  255. I can see where Terra Nova stole most of their ideas. . .

  256. Brit series “Outcast” – 2 discs. Get it from Netflix.

  257. Derp

  258. Hey! Write your own material!

  259. The peasants are revolting!

    They stink on ice!

    It’s good to see Brewfan around. He’s been scarce. I was just wondering yesterday if I was going to have to dispatch some flying monkeys over this issue.

  260. FUUUUUUUU

  261. It was a rainy autumn day in the Pacific Northwet.

    When it rains on days like today, I always think of lauraw.

  262. “It was a rainy autumn day in the Pacific Northwet.”

    It was indeed, BiW.
    KOMO was predicting an inch of wet.
    Are you ready for 8-9 months of this? I’m not, but we’re gonna get it, just like every year.
    Sigh…
    (Crawls back into the glass).

  263. I had to kill a chicken for 3 runs.

    I had to.

    That’s the deal.

  264. You sound like that commercial on the radio making fun of the season affective disorder, Chrisp.

    I took the youngest boy to the Super Mall this afternoon. The rain that looks like fog…the low clouds in the trees on the foothills on either side of the valley, set off against the colors of the leaves changing….

    It rocked.

  265. But I didn’t kill any chickens.

    Do you have a special technique you use, Dave?

  266. It was a rainy autumn day in the Pacific Northwet.

    ummm not down here in the sunbelt that is Vancouver. We had a partly cloudy dry day. hahahahaha

  267. >> Do you have a special technique you use, Dave?

    Choking.

  268. When it rains on days like today, I always think of lauraw.

    The smell of mildewed leaves. Got it.

    *makes a series of nine 1″ incisions in left forearm with X-Acto knife*

  269. *tosses 4th inning chicken.

    *grabs 5th inning chicken.

  270. Youtube pisses me off with the Vevo and not being able to link properly half the time, but it made up for it today. I showed my kids Nolan Ryan givin’ noogies to Robin Ventura, Phil Wellman going nuts, ripping up bases, and throwing a rosin bag like a grenade (good throw, too), and Randy Johnson hitting a bird with a 100 mph fastball. *poof!*

  271. All classics, RC.

    I especially like that Nolan Ryan clip.

  272. I showed my kids Nolan Ryan givin’ noogies to Robin Ventura

    They sell an autographed and framed glossy of that at Angels Stadium. Strangely, it doesn’t include Ventura’s signature.

  273. The smell of mildewed leaves. Got it.

    No, although scents are more evocative than music. It’s actually the thought of all creation crying over the spendor that is “The Hump”.

  274. Hi Romy. What is that enchanting fragrance you are wearing tonight?

    http://tinyurl.com/68nh8rm

  275. So did anyone get raped today because Obama’s jobs bill didn’t pass?

  276. Well…not rape rape.

  277. And I’m not talking about that Prison Shower stuff, either.

    I mean the non-consensual stuff.

  278. BiW,
    Were both sicker’n shit. Coughing, sneezing, blowing pints of snot, walking around with a roll of tissue and trying not to drip in our food. Miserable.
    This weather does NOT help the attitude when you feel like a sack of hammered shit.
    We are seldom sick, being recluses, but Anita took her turn at church, herding the ‘little ones’ this last Sunday. That, apparently, ‘opened the door’ to the virus. Now, we suffer the consequences of the children.
    So it is written, so it shall be done!
    /Ramses

  279. I have to go find more chickens to kill.

  280. Chrisp,
    The Missus brought it back from Georgia last week.

    Its only a head cold for me, but it keeps trying to move into my chest.

    If I get pneumonia out of this again, I’m gonna tell her she can’t travel for work again.

    When she gets back from Yakima next week.

  281. Chris you and yours get well.

    I unplugged today, it was a glorious day spent sitting on the porch in perfect comfort with the boys and reading a book.

    Did I miss any fun/mayhem?

  282. Pupster was raped because Obama’s jobs bill didn’t pass.

    But it wasn’t “rape” rape.

  283. Where is Rosetta? Is he filming Edward Penishands VII: Battle of the One-Eyed Monsters?

  284. faaaaack

  285. I thought that this was a very nice sentiment:

    http://tinyurl.com/3bax4f4

    Facechimpdouche members only, I’m afraid…

  286. Sorry to hear about Pups, how is BiW?

  287. fuuuuuuuuuuu

  288. Vmax,
    Whatcha readin’?
    I’ve got a book for you when my SIL is done.

  289. ChrisPy – Get well! I’ll need photos of your elk before too long.

  290. Rangers must not be doing well I take it.

  291. Chris, I am doing something I have never done before reading a book again!

    David Drake’s Lt Leary series about the RCN

  292. Tired.

    The head cold is kicking my butt, and unlike my lovely wife, I didn’t have tickets to the theatre tonight, so I’ll prolly go put a DVD in after I get the boys to bed in a few minutes.

    Maybe an episode of two of Millenium or Justified.

  293. How is Vmax?

  294. I applied to 3 jobs in North Freaking Dakota today
    Can’t any place warm have jobs?

  295. We seem to be insisting that the Cards maintain a 5 run lead.

  296. I meant six

  297. I’m watching a half-assed Italian horror flick.

  298. sacrificial chickens will not even look me in the eye right now

  299. Vmax,
    Looks like ‘North Freakin’ Dakota’ has buttloads of jobs, at good money, right-freakin’-now!
    If’n my back surgery was done, I’d be there in a heartbeat! Anita and I sat down with her spreadsheets yesterday and we looked at our liquid-capital ‘burn-rate’, and realized that we are gonna die in a refridgerator-box under a bridge.
    We are both out of work. old and tired. When my birthday comes in a few days, I will ‘turn-on’ SS, and my pitiful company pension. We will still be going backwards at $1,400/month.
    If I can get my back fixed(still fighting CIGNA), I can go to work! If I can go to work, I can take one of those jobs!
    Then, we will not freeze in the dark under a bridge! Yeah! How freakin’ cool is that?

  300. Broke but well BiW
    I am hovering on the edge of being a foster failure. My current foster puppy is velcro’ed to to me and Zeke and her mom. Bear even likes her. I am not sure I can give her up!
    Anastasia
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/6242261833/

  301. ChrisP, thanks, I put the corn maze pic up over at XBrad’s. Nice tribute.

    I put up a poat about space-themed corn mazes earlier, and the blog got swamped with “family outing at our corn maze!” spam. Xbrad might not thank me for another deluge.

  302. Also, get well soon, ChrisP and BiW. It sucks being sick.

  303. Yes Chris from what I hear North Dakota has a housing shortage because of all of the jobs. I can design a housing subdivision in my sleep. Water, Sewer, Storm Water, Fire etc.

  304. I meant 8

  305. Since when is Romy a blond err bald like me?

  306. Poor Dave. . .

  307. Vman, YES!!! The perfect oppo for you! With the influx of workers, you can layout a development in which they can live!
    Get in touch with the city and offer your skills! You can totally do this!

  308. Ye Chris my fingers are crossed and Minot is promising, as well as farther west.

  309. oops
    s

  310. okay, only 7 now.

    whew!

  311. Vmax, scroll up and see where Lauraw shaved my head while I was napping this afternoon. She and Carin are either going after Andy’s iPad or baby Henry next.

  312. Dang, Michigan State / Wisconsin is one of the most exciting games I’ve ever seen.

  313. Bald is beautiful.

    Just ask MCPO.

  314. Hmm…

    Download the latest DCI Banks, or busty lesbian pron?

  315. Wow,
    Serious nasty shit going on in OK and KS this evening…
    http://www.accuweather.com/us/radar/rs/ok_/radar.asp?play=true

  316. Dinner was a “meh” prime rib, rare, with mashed taters and a crappy selection of veggies that apparently the cook didn’t remember to.. well, cook.

  317. Kilt it?

  318. You’re “meh”-ing prime rib whilst I’m eating 15 bean soup for protein? Bite me!

  319. Oops on the veggies, XBrad.

    Mini-me made chili and cornbread tonight, with photographic evidence so she can earn a Girl Scout badge.

  320. Sorry, Old man.

    I’m pretty sure by “prime rib” the club the admiral took me to meant “neighbor’s cat”

  321. …?

  322. aight I gotsa sleeps. 2-1 Cards. Bastiches!

  323. Sorry, Dave.

    I’d tell you to drown your sorrows, but you’d likely end up drowning yourself.

  324. booger

  325. Dave was choking sacrificing his chicken wrong.

  326. I bought 2# of chicken thighs tonight. How come the Rangers still lost?

  327. I went to a late afternoon lunch / early dinner with a some people from work. I swear they put the trainees on that shift.

  328. http://tinyurl.com/3v5xctv

  329. Hey, Jenn.

  330. I have decided that my co-workers are beneath me and I need to hang with a better class of people, like drug addicts and armed robbers.

  331. hey brad

  332. Jenn is a mime?!

  333. No, even I won’t sink that far and I am an engineer for christ’s sake :-)

  334. I have decided that my co-workers are beneath me and I need to hang with a better class of people, like drug addicts and armed robbers.

    So… you’re saying you look down your nose at us?

  335. I said co-workers not random people on the internet

  336. There, back to my normal avatard in a few minutes.

  337. We’re not random. We’re self selected.

  338. “I am an engineer for christ’s sake”

    is it fun blowing that loud whistle?

  339. OK self selected people on the internet :-)

    So here is today’s dilemma – I go to lunch with this group of people who are basically nice, but who are Seattleites and so buy a margin of about 9:1 are so liberal they make Barney Frank look like Newt Gingrich. The talk turns to politics and I just keep my mouth shut through the usual GOP bashing and the business bashing. I have to work with these people. One of the husbands was a little braver and objected a couple times so I jumped in too back him up on a few points. The argument got vigorous but not really heated but I felt like slapping them all silly. How can supposedly intelligent people be so f’in stupid.

  340. It is especially late at night :-P

  341. I bet it is :)

    gnite all

  342. Did you remind them they WORK for an evil company?

    Also, I thought it was damn near heroic of me not to make a “blowing” joke…

  343. I almost made a couple myself.

    Basically what I said was “are you evil?” why would that be different at any other corporation?

  344. Well, I’m gonna go change into my underoos and crawl in bed and watch some TV.

    Try not to get Sean drunk when he shows up.

  345. later

  346. Try not to get Sean drunk when he shows up.

    I notice he didn’t say anything about whether or not people can offer me drugs…

  347. My only recreational drug is sudafed, and I keep my stash in my desk at the office, so I have nothing to offer, Sean.

  348. Sleep time.

  349. wakey wakey

  350. Good morning.

  351. Morning CaRin.

    http://tinyurl.com/5t3848m

    Morning MJ.

    http://tinyurl.com/358e557

  352. Hey pups.

    http://is.gd/ueHJy2

  353. Mornin’

    #OccupyAdirondackChair is kind of chilly this morning.

  354. New Poat bitches.


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