Reality WTF

You know you are. Just admit it:

Don’t give up Rosetta!  We’re rooting for you!!

You may need to make another trip to church if you laugh at this.

zach braff and michael j fox

*sniggers*

***Caption this:***

Or not.

264 Comments

  1. I think I have out done myself this time. I really do.

  2. That header pic: HAHAHAHA!

    L-R: Rosetta, Mare ??

  3. I had an important comment down in that other poat.

  4. I saw it Carin.

    Does that help?

  5. A little.

  6. Cereally, I’m very proud of you. You looked like you had tons of fun again, plus you kicked some ass on your time.

  7. Carin – Let’s try some logic:

    You’re a woman;

    You made a comment;

    Therefore, the comment cannot be important.

  8. Good morning, nice ladies.

  9. As we were leaving the tailgating was already going on around the city. I drove by the Occupy X – and there were about 8 tents. I was too tired afterward to get any pictures.

    I bet it doesn’t last a week.

  10. the comment was about a man, doesn’t that make it a little more important?

  11. Excellent timing, Sean.

  12. Sean, what was your time in the Half this morning?

    I’m taking a poll.

    (I hope you did better than Rosie, I congratulated him, but I was really just trying to make him feel better about hisself. )

  13. *shakes fists at sky*

    MMMMMAAAAIRDALE!!!

  14. I caulked the bat hole and made a pot of coffee.
    I am done for the day.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5mEqD4gOQ0

  15. Yea … this guy finish the Marathon a few minutes after I finished the half (I started the race 15 min after he did, which accounts for the time difference between my pace and clock time. )

  16. Comment by Car in on October 16, 2011 12:04 pm

    Wow, that’s awesome.

    You know what really sucked? As I finished, I got to turn and watch the winner of the FULL marathon come in about 2 minutes after I finished the half.

    sigh.

    Ms. Ca ri n, how ’bout next Marathon, I break your Favorite Lamp at the starting line. Can you run whilst swinging a Broom?

  17. Ms. Cyn, on the first photo, I have been advised by my Lawyer not to say anything…

  18. Excellent post, Cyn.

    You’re pretty funny for a hot chick.

  19. I don’t think I could maintain the rage for 13 miles, sox. thanks though.

  20. Sean, what was your time in the Half this morning?

    30 seconds over Tokyo.

  21. Well, Chief, Ladies have 100 percent of the Good Stuff in Life, 96.5 percent of the money, and then sweetly accuse men of running the world. Your on your own on this one…

  22. Sean, what was your time in the Half this morning?

    30 seconds over Tokyo.

    wow, you kicked rosie’s ass. Good thing everyone gets a medal.

  23. Rosie, WTF is your email address, because I’ve sent you that email about three times.

  24. Comment by Car in on October 16, 2011 12:21 pm

    I don’t think I could maintain the rage for 13 miles, sox. thanks though.

    ***Wow! Either Ms. C arin is Mellowing Out, or I’m Slippin’***

  25. I am done for the day.

    Well, except for watching men play with balls.

    NTTAWWT

  26. “A coward dies a thousand deaths, but the valiant taste death but once.”

    ~ Billy Rattlestick.

  27. I have been advised by my Lawyer not to say anything…

    Aww, that’s very sweet of you to try to protect him, Sox.

  28. Rosetta, we are SO GLAD Henry is here. The BabyPuke has been a Major improvement to the wardrobe…

  29. You’re pretty funny for a hot chick.

    Too kind, Rosetta. Ya know, for a fat chick, you are pretty…who am I kidding–I got nuthin’ here.

  30. Ms. Cyn, BIW costs me a fortune in CatToys…

  31. I smiled a little at the top of the poat. And then I noticed that this poat was authored by a Breasted-American. And then I laughed hardily. I’m half a hundred and I still take great delite when women show us their dirty little minds.

  32. Pupster – ha.

    true, though.

  33. Fuck me…..delite = delight.

  34. I guess I’ve become desensitized by the filth in our every day world. It would’ve never occurred to me to think of that as porn. Maybe in ’67 it would’ve.

  35. It’s all good PG. Porn: it’s not just for the 20th Century any more.

    BBL cool kids. Time to wash the dog, IYKWIMAITYD.

    HAHAHAHA! I right-clicked the acronym in Chrome and the suggested word was “Immaturity”. HAHAHAHAHA! I love this place.

  36. Great poat, cyn. I would’ve tried to TALK to a woman like that when I was in my teens and twenties. I would’ve failed miserably. I would’ve been a SCOAMF in that situation.

    I could probably talk to her now, just cause I know up front that I got no chance. Probably.

  37. Morning bitches.

    Tough break for the Tigers yesterday Carin. They’re good. Like HS said, too many good players out right now.

  38. *grabs bathrobe and soap on a rope*

  39. Pendejo, don’t under-sell yourself. You’re old enough, you could convince her you’re a wealthy magnate and appeal to her gold-digging instincts.

  40. I haven’t watched a baseball game all year. Which is to say that I don’t give two rat fucks about baseball. My boss texted me this morning and asked if I wanted to go with him and some other big wigs to game 4 of the WS next Sunday. WTF? You don’t live your life in BumFuck Egypt and get a chance to attend a WS game but very often. I’ll probably go. Ticket’s gonna be about eight benjamins I think.

  41. Jewstin, if I were that good of an actor I’d be in Hollywood making two or three movies a year, pocketing a couple of mil, and telling all you fuckers how selfish you are for not paying more taxes. And also calling you a racist just because.

  42. Best to keep moving on the construction site, Jewstin.

    http://tinyurl.com/3gf2jjd

  43. Found the sweet spot…….

  44. I sprang for a couple of tickets for Mrs. Dave and youngest to go last night. It was great, winning the series and all. They had a blast. But I’m not gonna even think about Series tickets.

    I have a budget, yo.

  45. Rosie, WTF is your email address, because I’ve sent you that email about three times.

    OccupyPOON@FUmail.gov

    CHECK YOUR EMAIL, CAR IN!!!

  46. Hah! Pupster, I did that once in shop class. I thought I was going to get in trouble, but the teacher was laughing too hard.

  47. Rosie, WTF is your email address, because I’ve sent you that email about three times.

    OccupyPOON@FUmail.gov

    Yo, I just sent you a picture of mare, car in, sohos, beasn, and cyn posing topless while double-fisting Rasberry Cosmopolitans. Did you get it?

  48. double-fisting

    Kinky.

  49. Rosetta, we are SO GLAD Henry is here. The BabyPuke has been a Major improvement to the wardrobe…

    Thanks, cat.

    *link has been removed because it had teh full-blown AIDS*

  50. McAfee says that’s a bad place Rosetta.

  51. Thanks, cat.

    Well, we took a picture of last Friday’s ensemble, and Ms. C ari n surveyed several Detroit Pimps. 3 out of 5 said they wouldn’t be caught dead in it…

  52. Whoa, McAfee totally freaked out on that link.

    I blame Mare.

  53. Har!

    http://tinyurl.com/4erl38j

  54. Rosetta, how many times have you cleaned baby poop from your fingernails this week?

  55. WTF are you douche rockets talking about?

    Oh, right. Same shit.

  56. MJ, smell my finger.

  57. Rosetta, how many times have you cleaned baby poop from your fingernails this week?

    None. I wear this when I change diapers:

    http://tinyurl.com/3glykrv

  58. Front to back: OWS protesters; Reality

    http://tinyurl.com/3p9nu8l

  59. Smart dad.

    That way you keep the EPA outta your grille.

  60. Meh. Smells like chicken.

  61. I walk the road on wings of change. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/3mbrpvr

  62. Hahahahaha. Scum.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKzGbgSe8lg

    I hope these OccupySomethingForNoReason!™ protests continue into next year.

    We’ll win super-majorities in both houses of congress and our presidential nominee will win all 57 states.

    The fact that many Democrats are embracing those idiots demonstrates how fucking stupid liberals are.

  63. Rosetta – You write as though you are not cognizant that this entire charade is part of the Soros/Obama plan for the 2012 election!?!

  64. Rosetta – You write as though you are not cognizant that this entire charade is part of the Soros/Obama plan for the 2012 election!?!

    They have a plan to hand all levers of power to Republicans and destroy liberalism once and for all?

    Awesome.

  65. Chief, there is only one way OWS is part of. Workable 2012 plan: if it is pointed to as the real reason for victory when the dems cheat on a massive scale.

  66. This is George Soros’ strategy?

    Wow. When did he become a fucking retard who can’t foresee the simplest wrong outcomes?

  67. FRESH CINNAMON RAISIN BREAD!!

  68. see, Richard Nixon, 1968 election, et. al.

  69. Dave/all – They’ll point to Romney as the epitome of Wall Street greed, Perry as an enabler (oil/energy) of the 1% and attack Cain as part of a “dysfunctional” Federal Reserve.

  70. I didn’t say is was a winning strategy.

  71. Someone should tell Obama that demonizing the rich, then constantly reminding people of how rich he is, isn’t very intelligent.

    I’m going to visit Occupy Tampa tomorrow, and will post pictures of the guardasil children tomorrow.

  72. FRESH CINNAMON RAISIN BREAD!!

    Damn. Your euphemism is way better than my “washing the dog” one.

  73. around here we call it “walkin the dog”

  74. Sometimes I use “loading the dishwasher”.

    Rawr.

  75. “dusting the end tables”

  76. “Taking a nap.”

  77. “rotating the tires”

  78. Changing the rubber sheets

  79. You old people have more sex than young people. How is that possible?

  80. *watching the ballgame*

    Wait – wah….?

  81. “allowing Adobe to update”

  82. You guys were talking about sex?

    Never mind.

  83. MJ, as a wise man once said, don’t an old rat like cheese like a young one?

  84. Not that I’m aware of.

  85. “compiling the files”

  86. You old people have more sex than young people. How is that possible?

    You’re aware of the concept of “talking a good game” I presume?

  87. Here’s a video of pussy tripping balls.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lSRz0Rc-0Y

  88. “beating Rosetta with a sledge hammer”

  89. “beating Rosetta with a sledge hammer”

    Hahahahahahaha. Kinky.

  90. *winks at Roamy and gives the finger gun*

  91. Kicking butt with dick slippers

  92. Hahahaha! I love those dick slippers.

  93. Good afternoon.

    Whose turn is it to try to feed Tushar to a tiger that hates the smell of curry?

    Tiger: *shakes head and backs away*

    Tushar: (conflicted about the rejection) You don’t know what you are missing, idiot.

    Tiger: *raises one paw and looks away in disgust*

    Tushar: Look, you don’t know until you try. Just take one bite, if you don’t like it, you don’t have to finish me.

    Tiger: *stalks off disinterestedly*

    Tushar: (yells after him) YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE IF YOU NEVER TRY NEW THINGS. ALSO YOU ARE A RAAAACIST

  94. Edward Dickslippers

  95. Ha ha ha! You are right Laura, I would feel insulted.

    Hey there, Rosetta

  96. Hahahaha. That little racist GIF is one of my all time favorites.

  97. Nice bling, Tushar.

    http://tinyurl.com/3urskbw

  98. Wow. Who woulda picked Giants over Bills. Crazy talk.

  99. #winning, with Oompa Loompa Tigerblood

  100. I picked the Bills.

    I hate football.

  101. Giants were favored by 3.5 Dave.
    Buffalo was the right pick.

  102. Everyone put a live squirrel in your pants to show your support for the Cardinals today.

    Thank you in advance, egg-sucking dogs.

  103. I got out of bed at the crack of dawn 1pm for THIS?

  104. Excellent poat Cyn.

    *twinkles*

  105. If the Giants don’t cover, I’ll have 3 whole points this early part of the day.

    Rosetta, I look forward to the throw-down with the Cards. If they can manage to finish off the Brewers.

  106. xbrad, what are you having for lunch?

    http://tinyurl.com/3mhrlto

    Gross!

  107. Anus pounder? When did MacD start selling Indian food?

  108. Rosetta, I look forward to the throw-down with the Cards. If they can manage to finish off the Brewers.

    I predict Cards clinch today by a score of 6 to 4 and that Nelson Cruz gets arrested for raping livestock.

  109. I went to the #OccupyRosettasmomsanus protest this weekend.

  110. Good line about the Armani Bullseye collection, Andy.

  111. I waw invited to #OccupyXbradsAnus protest, but I am uneasy at crowded places.

  112. I didn’t know xbrad’s real name is Zachary Quinto.

    http://tinyurl.com/3rexqnq

  113. The Lions lost.

    Sad times in Detroit.

  114. >> Nelson Cruz gets arrested for raping livestock.

    Fearing the Cruz is healthy. Sign of life.

    *smacks you in the face with a porcupine

  115. Fuckin’ Lions. I knew I shouldn’t have picked them.

  116. Somebody keep C arin away from the Drano.

  117. Man, the internet connection here is slower than Rosetta spitting out Tushar’s cumshot.

  118. Thanks, RC.

  119. I predict Cards clinch today by a score of 6 to 4 and that Nelson Cruz gets arrested for raping livestock.

    It’s so cute when Rosie pretends to know what sports are.

  120. Fearing the Cruz is healthy. Sign of life.

    *smacks you in the face with a porcupine

    He peaked too early, Time for a slump.

  121. It’s so cute when Rosie pretends to know what sports are.

    I’m a fucking sports encyclopedia.

  122. You just know the SCOAMF is going to give another “rich people gotta pay” speech then turn around with his hand out for a campaign donation. Occupy my tax shelter.

  123. I’m a fucking sports encyclopedia.

    Who was the Phillies’ right fielder who ended the 1964 season with a .492 slugging percentage batting left-handed?

  124. The GOP should start calling Obama’s re-election campaign “OccupyWhiteHouse” to tie those smelly faggots around the fucking neck of the Democrats.

  125. Who was the Phillies’ right fielder who ended the 1964 season with a .492 slugging percentage batting left-handed?

    Chaz Bone.

  126. Don’t be a Richard, Chaz Bone played for the Cubs in ’64!

  127. That Zuckerman interview was nice, Andy, thanks for linking it.

  128. Don’t be a Richard, Chaz Bone played for the Cubs in ’64!

    Hahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/3z8v2hx

  129. *cries

  130. The GOP should start calling Obama’s re-election campaign “OccupyWhiteHouse” to tie those smelly faggots around the fucking neck of the Democrats.

    YES. + 1 billion points to be used for vodka, Jager, and bacon

  131. Rosetta, the answer to every baseball question is “Dick Pole”.

    Duh!

  132. Who the frak put my daughter on defense?

    *puts on barefoot shoes

  133. YES. + 1 billion points to be used for vodka, Jager, and bacon

    SWEET!!!!

  134. # of goals scored on our team-0

    # of goals scored by our team-0

  135. Oh yeah….I forgot about Dick Pole.

    Stupid.

    *kills Ed Balls*

  136. Dear Sports Encyclopedia,

    I can’t decide whether to support the San Jose Sharks or the Chicago Bears. Can you help me pick one?

    Thanks for your advice.

    Signed,

    Confuzzled

  137. Rosetta, your mom seems very nice.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7GkF0UENLo

  138. # of goals scored on our team-0
    # of goals scored by our team-0
    —————————
    That’s why soccer is for fags.

  139. >> He peaked too early, Time for a slump.

    You’re projecting now.

    *shares some of my cialis stash, here, this will help

  140. Dear Confuzzled,

    The Sharks have better relief pitching than the Bears so you should support them. Plus their owner’s wife is a slut.

    Sports Encyclopedia

  141. Racist!!!!!!!!

  142. * kicks mj’s ass

  143. Sharks can only go in water, but some bears can go on land and they can swim, too.

  144. Soccer would be more interesting if there were a bunch of honey badgers on the field.

  145. Whose turn is it to do the Fall cleanup in my garden?

    *sticks fingers in ears and goes LA LA LA LA FA LOO NAAA*

  146. Family reunion!

    http://is.gd/kFP94Z

  147. MCPO’S LIVING IN HALF HIS HOUSE!!

  148. L to R: Rosetta, Carin

  149. Ahem…Ms LauraW, is this a good time to put *THOSE* pictures of wiser to Good Use, or are they being saved for Nuclear Conflict?

  150. the fuck is “fall cleanup in a garden”?

    brushing off the dust?

  151. That’s what I was thinking. Why do you have to “clean” your garden?

    Aren’t you supposed to just set everything on fire?

    I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to just set everything on fire.

  152. SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  153. {{{gives kitteh squishing hug}}}

  154. Yes, Ms Laura, set it on FIRE, that way, I don’t have to clean out that Neon Green and Magenta HouseCoat from the WoodChipper.

    Hey, Boss! And it was broke when I found it. Sorry about the Bounced Checks, Ms. Romy said you would help me with the Math…I just don’t get it. WE STILL HAD CHECKS!

  155. ***Starts walking to the Dryer of Doom***

  156. No problem, Kitteh.

    I’ll toss in a sheet of Bounce and you’ll be fluffylicious soon.

  157. Just make sure next time I take you to the groomer’s, you don’t ask for a Brazilian.

  158. The Bucs are spanking The Saints.

    That ain’t right.

  159. Aren’t you supposed to just set everything on fire?

    I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to just set everything on fire.

    That’s the bathroom you’re thinking of.

  160. Is that the stuff that takes care of the StaticCling, and the ElectricShock thing? Caught a Bad Dose of that from Ms. Romy, and due to the Unfortunate Discharge Target, I hope to be able to PEE by Monday…

  161. Honey badgers are really incredible. That narrator is right, they don’t give a shit. I respect that.

  162. Comment by xbradtc on October 16, 2011 5:38 pm

    Just make sure next time I take you to the groomer’s, you don’t ask for a Brazilian.

    Well, she was BabyDoll Cute with Big Bazonga’s, but she sure does some STRANGE things with HotWax…

    ***Shudders***

  163. >> Aren’t you supposed to just set everything on fire?

    I mean, normally we would here, except the danger of wildfires is too great.

    *stomps the dead shit in the garden* There.

  164. http://tinyurl.com/5u9l6qe

  165. Comment by xbradtc on October 16, 2011 5:45 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/5u9l6qe

    ***Sheds a KittyTear***

    He still likes me!

  166. Sox, you’re the BEST cat I’ve ever had.

  167. Now who’s free-basing Little Friskies?

  168. Sox? In the evening?

    Is there a tear in the space-time continuum?

  169. Ha. There was an arrest at Occupy Hartford last night.
    A guy pulled a knife on a fellow camper when he “became agitated over sharing blankets with another occupant of the tent.”

    Commie fail.

  170. Honey badgers are really incredible. That narrator is right, they don’t give a shit. I respect that.

    What narrator?

  171. He’s also the only cat I’ve ever had…

  172. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 16, 2011 5:56 pm

    Now who’s free-basing Little Friskies?

    Yaknow, Boss, Ms. Romy is right!!

  173. Comment by Andy on October 16, 2011 5:57 pm

    Sox? In the evening?

    Is there a tear in the space-time continuum?

    We better also check on if WereWolves are still drinkin’ PinaColada’s at Trader Vic’s.

    Actually, just fixin’ to head out the door to Port Fourchon for a look see…And PLEASE run Rosetta by the CarWash when you are done abusing him/her/it…

    Later, Y’all!

  174. Fall cleanup is where I pull and shred stuff to deprive certain insects of overwintering opportunities in stalks and under leaves.

    I wonder if its too late to plant winter rye.

  175. >> I wonder if its too late to plant winter rye.

    Yes

  176. Ha. There was an arrest at Occupy Hartford last night.
    A guy pulled a knife on a fellow camper when he “became agitated over sharing blankets with another occupant of the tent.”

    Commie fail.

    Hahahaha. This whole movement is a jalopy with three wobbly tires.

    It’s just a matter of time.

  177. You think you had a bad day? …

    http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/44923199/ns/sports-motor_sports/

    RIP Dan Wheldon

  178. Is it too late in the season to plant black anus beef?

  179. I like when Sox hangs out here.

    It’s fun to put a sock on his head.

  180. No, Rosetta. That can be planted anytime.

  181. “I’m taking a poll. ”
    *snigger*

  182. Is the real Chaz Bone still on Dancing with the Stars?

  183. Rosetta, yes he is. Cher showed up this week.

  184. No, Rosetta. That can be planted anytime.

    RACIST!!

    The GOP should name their run for the Presidency OccupyKenya™.

  185. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Andy liked a post on Bring the heat, Bring the Stupid

    Andy recently read your post (titled Kleenex warning) and enjoyed it enough to click the ‘Like’ button. Congratulations!

    You might want to go see what they’re up to! Perhaps you will like their blog as much as they liked yours!
    Great posts worth seeing from Andy:

    Teh Dog Ate my BBF
    A personal message to the current occupant of the White House
    Up Yours, Assface

    Teh Dog Ate My BBF is MJ
    Personal message is Wiser
    Up Yours Assface is Rosetta.

    Interesting choice of poats. Plus it’s funny getting email with “Up Yours Assface”.

  186. Hahahahahaha. Plagiarism FTW!!!

  187. Rosetta, yes he is. Cher showed up this week.

    Cher’s still alive?

  188. Dude, she’s mostly plastic. That shit doesn’t die.

  189. Cher is still alive and influencing voting on DWTS. Chaz Bone sounds like his dad when he speaks. I don’t even watch DWTS and I hate myself for knowing this!

  190. Teh Dog Ate My BBF is MJ
    Personal message is Wiser
    Up Yours Assface is Rosetta.

    Interesting choice of poats. Plus it’s funny getting email with “Up Yours Assface”.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    I can’t believe this blog hasn’t won any awards / been shut down.

  191. Plus it’s funny getting email with “Up Yours Assface”.

    Just wait until it starts happening to you on a regular basis.

    *wipes away single tear*

  192. I have a feeling Cher has been replaced by the world’s most advanced automaton. Michael Jackson was the flawed mk. 1.

  193. >> Fall cleanup is where I pull and shred stuff to deprive certain insects of overwintering opportunities in stalks and under leaves.

    I can read the words, I mean, I get that. But they make no sense.

    *ignores the shit that survived the Texas Taliban summer, it does not need my help. It’s tough as hell.

  194. And I thought it couldn’t get gheyer than the Footloose remake …

  195. “Up Yours Assface”

    That’s how Rosetta addressed “Thank You” notes to Santa when he got this for Christmas:

    http://tinyurl.com/44pw7v8

  196. Dave, at least you can still plant winter rye.

  197. Plus it’s funny getting email with “Up Yours Assface”.

    Just wait until it starts happening to you on a regular basis.

    I just figured that Rosetta mistook my email for Mare’s.

  198. the fuck is “winter rye”?

  199. “I just figured that Rosetta mistook my email for Mare’s.”

    That’s a pretty good guess.

  200. Dave, your “Perspective” post at Ace’s was excellent.

  201. If Romo doesn’t fuck up they could win this.

  202. >> the fuck is “winter rye”?

    In Southlake, it’s what you overseed with in the fall so you have a green lawn that you have to water all fucking winter.

  203. 3:36 left, and a 3 point lead?

    BENCH ROMO!

  204. It does other stuff too Andy. I have been told that it breaks up the soil whatever that means.

    Oh and dogs find it delicious.

  205. Thank you Mare. I just linked something good.

    But thanks.

    In Southlake, they are crazy. I can’t wait for relief from $300 water bills.

  206. If I was Kevin Bacon I would hunt down and kill everyone associated with that remake.

    I couldn’t even watch the trailer it was such a piece of shit.

    On a related note, Henry hadn’t pooped since late Friday so we knew at some point today, he would release the kraken.

    Mrs Rosetta just had to give him a bath because his poop was so massive it somehow got in his hair.

    /parenting blog about things 10 billion other people have experienced

  207. These guys do too, Scott: http://bit.ly/qSSmM2

  208. Holy moly, you must have been worried about the late poopage.

    Glad he told you to STFU.

    *all serial aside, I’m sure that worried you and I’m glad you ain’t worried now.. hands you a nail file for the missus*

  209. Shit. Even if the Pats win, they’re not gonna cover. Assholes.

  210. HA HA HA

    Romo gets 20 seconds to be a hero.

    We know how that ends.

  211. This isn’t the first time he hasn’t poop for an extended period and then made it rain the stink.

    We asked the pediatrician about it and she said it happens sometimes.

  212. My record is 9 days.

  213. Shitty blog.

  214. Those no-spread covering fucks. That’s the only afternoon game I got wrong.

  215. Well, I guess they’re all afternoon. I meant “late game”.

    It’s been a tough weekend.

  216. >> That’s the only afternoon game I got wrong.

    Me too.

    ok not really

  217. >> ok not really

    On both counts, I’d imagine.

  218. You had Tampa Bay?

    Nobody got that right, that was a huge upset.

  219. No, scott, I looked quickly and didn’t realize that game hadn’t finished. Missed it.

  220. Crap. I just checked group 5 and 23 people had NO and 2 had TB.

    Good call.

  221. D’oh.

  222. My record is 9 days.

    Worst Record Ever.

  223. Fantasy football is about as interesting to me as Dave describing his intense pleasure during his colonoscopy. In other words. . . not one iota.

  224. Which is remarkable since we’re not talking about fantasy football.

  225. Hahahahaha.

    Drudge has a headline about the stinking hippies that have gotten arrested: “Occupy Prison”.

  226. we knew at some point today, he would release the kraken.

    Hahahahaha. I know I shouldn’t laugh, I’ve been there, cleaned up after that. Worst one was Mini-me in the carseat. You wonder how someone so small can generate that much.

  227. This guy is a real piece of work: http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2011/10/obama-bus-tour-will-ensure-interests-of.html

    And by “work” I mean “shit”.

  228. Rosetta, you’re just lucky he wasn’t already in the bathtub.

    It’s not pretty when that happens.

  229. “And by “work” I mean “shit”.”

    HA!

    What truly is such an phony ass. He gets more money from Wall Street than any other candidate and he talks about “his frustration” with them.

    He really is a worm. A phony ass worm.

  230. He gets more money from Wall Street than any other candidate and he talks about “his frustration” with them.

    It’s almost like he’s just the tiniest bit insincere or something.

  231. Ah, “What” is supposed to be “He.” And go ahead an remove that “an” and make it an “a.”

    In other words, that comment is about as crappy as Henry’s hair.

  232. Damn it! I’m not even drinking.

  233. Sean, are you looking for work? I need a full time comment editor.

  234. anybody watching baseball?

    Go Cards!

  235. At last, CRAZY BLOG MONEY!!!

  236. I’m watching baseball. I’m cursing the Cards. Grrrr.

  237. Baseball? That was over weeks ago.

  238. Bad call on Albert and I don’t care. Followed by a home run and my idiot Cards fan husband screaming and scaring the dogs.

  239. Haha, guess the Brewers are happy Marcum pitched again.

    Maybe they’ll trade him to the Tigers, after that last inning.

    and Osoloco, *raspberry*

    I wasn’t yelling, just clapping. I’d be in Dutch with the wife if I yelled, she’s asleep (works early).

  240. I told Mr. RFH the good thing about the Yankees not being in the postseason any more is that someone decent sings “God Bless America.” He was not amused.

  241. GOOOOOOOD BLESS AMEEEEERICA

    *cough*

    I used to be able to sing.

    *runs a d scale*

  242. I work at 4am but baseball is more important than sleep. Jay, raspberries back.

  243. That’s what I told her, oso. I wouldn’t be able to sleep, anyway. It could be at 2 am, and I’d stay up.

  244. Osoloco is right, she can sleep when she’s dead.

    Go Baseball! (Well, actually playoff baseball)

  245. Hope the Brewers can win this one early so you can get some sleep.

  246. *adds ossobucco to “The List”*

    GO CARDS!!!

    *orders 17 pizzas to be delivered to Mare’s house*

    See you monkeys tomorrow.

  247. Me? I work at 7:30, I’m good.

    I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

  248. Stupid rally squirrel. Drinking budweiser and killing Miller products.

  249. what kind of pizza?

    *fills up the truck

  250. What is this “work” you speak of, hu-man?

  251. Mare, “sleep when you’re dead” are you a Marine? I get that a lot from my favorite Marine. BTW, he hasn’t heard anything about any Occupy Quantico events being planned.

  252. Osoloco, it’s a Warren Zevon song.

  253. new poat

  254. From a link at Andy’s link
    heheh

    http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2011/10/seafood-dinner-in-age-of-obama.html

  255. Osolococococococ, someone I know and love says “sleep is a crutch.”

    Enjoy your baseball and have an industrial accident tomorrow!!

    It’s all good!


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