Obama’s Dead Hooker

She started out looking like this:

#ATTACKWATCH Death to ANKLES!!!

UPDATE:

Burning Man with a special guest appearance by MCPO……or clintbird. I tried not to look

199 Comments

  1. BRIS!!!

  2. the back is better…..

    so sayeth the Frank

  3. Thanks for the new poat.

  4. btw… (s)he stole those cankles from hillary….

  5. ALERT FOR MY TEXAS FRIENDS!!!!!!!

    It is currently 48 degrees on my patio.

    Thatisall.

  6. Come on, Jam. Who doesn’t like a hippy gal?

  7. Damn, Jewstin is quick! I was just gonna poat.

  8. Where did you get that picture of me?!

  9. and to quote Will what’s his name…… in MIB

    “damn… get your self a new dress”

  10. YAY!

    hi speed and fresh smelling poat.

  11. Hello Alice. . .

  12. I am not seeing Michael’s gravatar when I post. I have never played clarinet either.

  13. I updated this post.

    my apologies

  14. Feel free to push me down like a fat chick, J’Ames. I think I’ve outdone myself for the week.

  15. I was just gonna poat.

    HAHA! Yeah what with all that free time not having to put together a BBF!

    Jay? http://is.gd/nKmf4W

  16. “Who doesn’t like a hippy gal?”
    i dated one of those in college…..
    *for night*

  17. Yes MCPO, this is the time of year when things get pleasant here, and turn to shit there.

    It is the way, of, things.

  18. Great tune Jew. Mwah!

  19. Well howdy there GF!

  20. MCPO, you need to see yourself in the above video. He’s at the 30 second mark

  21. I was busy earlier. Plus I didn’t have any ideas.

    Silly poat, I can do.

  22. I remember when we covered “Lie to Me”.

    Our career was in the shitter after that.

  23. I lumme some Jonny Lang. He’s got some pipes and is a right cutie.

  24. I love you PJ, but that may very well be one of the worst videos ever.

  25. Our career was in the shitter before that, shoulda mentioned that part

  26. Is that MJ in the umbrella hat? Are those things commercially available?

  27. I’m kinda digging her shoes.

  28. squirrels….
    go figure

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjxTrKXkItY

  29. PJM – He has a much better tan.

  30. He has a much better tan.

    I would love to have a purse the color of his tan. /

  31. Hi PJM!

  32. well mcpo, I guess you just need to work on your tan.

    I don’t know how you can think that’s the worst video ever, it has a seriously awesome speaker bus. That thing rules.

    HI VMAX!

  33. PEEJ!!!!

  34. MCPO, did you not see the guy with the umbrella hat? You could be the envy of the golf course with one of those bad boys.

  35. wow, well played Mr Grisham. Be safe!

  36. >> I would love to have a purse the color of his tan.

    They should be able to harvest that pelt in a year or so.

  37. HAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah, CJ!

    Used to have an embroidery over my desk that read, “No shrapnel. No crisis”. My 3 star loved it.

  38. It is Sept 15. The peak of the hurricane season….and there are no storms…anywhere?
    Wait TS Maria might bring Bermuda a breeze?

    Wait it might be a Gale.

    I have known a few Gales IykwimaityD
    heh

  39. It’s Climate Change™, vmax.

  40. Mr. Grisham is awesome.

  41. heh Jay

  42. I remember when we covered “Lie to Me”.

    Our career was in the shitter after that.

    Just how much more supporting evidence do you people need?

  43. I almost knew a Gale.

    Gender neutral names piss me right off.

  44. I have an Uncle Gale and my Dad was a Connie.

  45. Archer never fails to make me smile!

  46. Howdy osoloco.

    Um, I knew someone named Pat one time. Does that count?

  47. ALERT FOR MY TEXAS FRIENDS!!!!!!!

    It is currently 48 degrees on my patio.

    Thatisall.

    Shit, honkie…..it’s 67F here. We even got a quarter inch of rain in the last 24. It’s almost like not living in a desert shithole.

    Why’s my fucking AC running?

  48. Terry and Chris

  49. It’s 59 degrees here, but according to accuweather, it really feels like it’s 54.

  50. Pat’s and Chris’s both count.

  51. Stan also counts, but only in a gay bar.

  52. I actually know dudes named Shannon and Stacy. I had a boyfriend named Sasha as well, he’s Croatian/Serbian, though.

  53. I had an Uncle Stan. LOL

  54. Why’s my fucking AC running?

    You didn’t tell it to stop. Run, Forrest AC, Run!

  55. It’s 85 here but feels like my balls are melting.

  56. Jewstin – What about “Kyle”?

  57. Kyle’s mom’s a bitch

  58. My Kyle is a Braves and a Cowboy fan. Gay! Sorry, Car in.

  59. Unclestan was a former Soviet republic.

  60. Kyle doesn’t count. Yet.

  61. Close. He was a union President and a die hard Democrat. When he was diagnosed with lung cancer in 2008 he continued to smoke. He had 3 heart attacks on the golf course. We fought like crazy and I miss him daily.

  62. This Archer show is amusing.

  63. I know Dudes named Shannon and Stacy as well.

  64. We’re TWINS!!!!!!!!

  65. Stacy isn’t uncommon as a guy’s name. I know a Marion.

  66. My friend Dori, her parents’ names were Jimmi and Carol. Jimmi was the Mom and Carol was the Dad

  67. My Mom is Manuelita or Mannie. My Dad was Connie. I was known as Jr most of my life. I’m surprised I don’t have issues.

  68. SoHoS – INCONCEIVABLE!

  69. Brown shoes, red shoes, and issues?

  70. My mother’s name was Bernardine. Everyone called her Bernie.

  71. Haha mcpo telling us Texans about 48 degrees.
    1. I would hate it to be that cold
    B. It is only going to continue to drop where he is and we will have beautiful 70 degree weather for months
    11-ty. Let us know how that ice thing works out for ya ;)

  72. My mother’s name is Mae.

    Everyone calls her Pogo.

  73. Mcpo I do not think that word means what you think that it means

  74. I’m surprised I don’t have MORE issues.

    FTFY

  75. My Mother’s middle name is Vashti

  76. I think I am in spam bucket

  77. SoHoS – You forget I go to Florida every winter. . . ZING!

  78. Shouldn’t he have spelled it, “INCONTHEIVABLE”?

  79. My mother’s middle name is Fern

  80. Foiled again MCPO! *curses*

  81. There really is nothing to a name. Pretty much everybody in my family answers to more than one, and my dog has several.

    I have a ‘family’ name, and what’s formally on my birth cert is my ‘outside’ name, for friends and the law. *shrugs*

    My husband’s name is not even his real first name. His parents named him, and then promptly stopped calling him that.

    Imagine it’s the same with a lot of folks, seems to be common with the Brits, especially.

  82. PJM – Is her last name Gully?

  83. DD has a name for friends and teachers and a family name that we call her. If I call her by her “real” name she panics and thinks something is wrong. Certain close friends call her by family name but very few

  84. My wife has a nickname for me: “Do you have to do that EVERY morning of the world?”

  85. I had a really long name that was shortened when I joined the Navy.

  86. Curiously, I have never had a nickname except for Jew, here. Nor have I ever been addressed by my last name.

  87. Is her last name Gully?

    Wha? I’m not telling you that. Next thing I know you’ll be asking for her social security number too!

  88. There really is nothing to a name.

    are you telling me my farts would smell just as sweet if I had any other name?

  89. I went to Catholic schools – I was always addressed by my last name.

  90. Sohita, what new tv shows are you getting excited about this fall?

  91. PJ I have smelled your farts..is that TMI for the blog?

  92. My grandmother’s name is Daisy Mae (and nope, looks nothing like the cartoon character…..)

  93. I was addressed by my last name as well, in school.

    It felt unpleasantly butch. Being addressed by the surname is a guy thing.

  94. These stories really upset me. Hell, give them to me. At least let me have a chance of ruining them. She never even gave them a chance.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/15/tennessee-mother-tells-police-hid-pregnancy-smothered-newborns/

  95. CB- I love Parenthood and Memphis Beat. Other than that I don’t know. What do you suggest?

  96. PJ I have smelled your farts..is that TMI for the blog?

    TMI would be telling them how you groped me.

    see, now I liked it when I got called by my last name because I felt like “one of the guys”

  97. I wouldn’t have minded being called by my last name, but Justin was easier I guess. I’m more surprised that there were never any nicknames.

  98. Can I just tell you people that being in the PTSA is really getting on my FUCKING nerves?

    I hate these women. HATE THEM!

  99. PJM another horrifying story is the 19 year old Mother in Canada and her infanticide.

  100. Sohos, I can’t wait for OTH9 in January!

    And yes, Chad Michael Murray will be returning.

  101. One of the more interesting things I learned about working in Taiwan, is that Chinese professionals, businesspeople, take on an Anglicized first name by just picking one they like, and using it professionally.

    I worked with women named Susan, Karen, Elizabeth. Guys named Dave, Mike..

    My favorite was this young dba named “Ozzy”. That one killed me. He was a great kid. Ozzy Tseng.

  102. DinT – Our Korean neighbors go by Pete & Sally. I have no idea what their Korean names would be!

  103. What?!? Xbrad when did you find out that CMM is coming back? WooHoo!!!

  104. My name Peggy

  105. Language Warning!!!!!!

    http://fwd4.me/0BaV

  106. My first boyfriend was from Hong Kong. Leo Jeung Sit Sung. He forbade me ever calling him Jeung.

  107. When my mom was a kid in Argentina, her mother fell sick and had to go to the hospital for a while.

    My grandfather couldn’t take care of two girls and work, too, so he sent his daughters to live at the convent during that time.

    I guess that was a thing. Convents would do stuff like that.

    Anyway, while Mom was there, construction men did some work on the grounds, and part of the convent walls had to be dug up.

    It was a terrible scandal. All along the soil by the convent walls, tiny bones.

  108. Sohos, just guessing here so … A Gifted Man, Person of Interest, Prime Suspect, Grimm, Terra Nova, and of course our returning favorites such as Justified, Fringe and Archer.

  109. All along the soil by the convent walls, tiny bones.

    oh…….my……gawd. Are you serious?

    Nightmares

  110. Oh how awful Layra

  111. I like Maria Bello, and I love the original Prime Suspect, but I suspect the NBC Prime Suspect will be a pale shadow of the original.

  112. I do love Justied. I will check out the others since we have the same taste

  113. I had the worst nightmare a couple of nights ago. I still can’t shake it

  114. if you google “tiny bones convent walls” you get this

    http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=25;t=001180;p=0

    kind of interesting

    doesn’t say anything about Argentina, just other places

  115. Well, I’ve only heard this story 8 gazillion times since I was a youngun, and it has never changed, so yeah, I guess I’m serious. We live in a brutal world, and the weak are ever expendable.

    Those nuns must have ate a shit TON of rabbits, is my guess.*

    *that was to help you sleep better.

  116. Oh here’s another one.

    Comment: My brother-in-law told me a story that happened in South America (He said
    it was in either Chile or Argentina). There was an earthquake that
    destroyed a catholic church and during the rebuilding of the church they
    discovered a secret tomb filled with the corpes of babies. These babies
    were supposedly the love children of the priests and the nuns. He said
    this happened while he was in Argentina between 2001 and 2003.

  117. >> All along the soil by the convent walls, tiny bones

    Jesus. No wonder your mom’s tough.

  118. Sohos:

    http://tinyurl.com/42mo3vl

  119. Those nuns must have ate a shit TON of rabbits, is my guess.*

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    I can’t imagine it NOT happening. Anything’s possible. Definitely scary.

  120. Have wooden clothes pegs gone the way of buggy whips?

  121. wabbit season

  122. duck season!

  123. No wonder your mom’s tough

    OMG!! Dave! Did you eat laura’s mother?

  124. One of my grandmothers was also a Daisy Mae. The other was a Pearl.

  125. One of my grandmothers was also a Daisy Mae. The other was a Pearl.

    Hello? that was SO several minutes ago. We’re now discussing eating newborn babies and using their bones as toothpicks.

  126. A lot of city folk still use clotheslines, MCPO. Ironically, I guess. Not so economical to update the electrical in a twelve-family built in 1902 just so somebody can run a bunch of dryers.

    At least, that’s how it was when I lived in Hartford, about fifteen years ago. Can’t imagine much has changed.

  127. DUCK SEASON FIRE!

  128. Have wooden clothes pegs gone the way of buggy whi

    I use the wooden ones.

  129. Alma, Elma, and Edna. Grandma, her twin and another sister

  130. and using their bones as toothpicks.

    too soft

  131. Should I shoot you two now or wait till I get home?

  132. uhhh Maggie’s Farm has a great pic on their top post…. just sayin.

  133. Freda and Mayme were my two grandmothers.

    Eunice and Tavia were my 2 maternal great aunts – Freda’s older sisters.

  134. Hmmmm, I see clothes pins all the time, but I haven’t seen pegs in years.

    http://fwd4.me/0BaX

  135. too soft

    I know! You are SO right. I use one, then it splinters in between my teeth, so then I try to use my fingernail to dig it out and then a bit of my fingernail gets stuck in there.

    Then I have to get off my lazy butt and get dental floss.

  136. Hahahaha watches as PJM pulls out her hair

  137. *looks up listings of stonemasons in Hartford County*

    Vin
    Vin
    Vince
    Vincent
    Vincenzo
    Vincenzo
    Vincenzo
    Vincenzo
    Vinny
    Vinny

    If you request quotes from several of them, they will each call you back and give you a quote. But they just say, “This is Vincenzo calling you back about the stone work. $800.”

    Without caller ID you have no idea which one he is.

    This is why a mason named Fred would clean up around here.

  138. Ok yeah……..no. I don’t use pegs and I don’t know anyone who uses them except old ladies who sell crap they make with them and sell them at the fairs during the Christmas season.

    http://www.imagitek.com/xmas/images/angelclosepin.jpg

  139. or Chuck.

    Also, never use a coon pick.

    It’s not the kinda bone you think it is.

  140. Hahahaha watches as PJM pulls out her hair

    Don’t act like you’ve never flossed with your hair!

  141. Third one from the left is the ones we always had, MCPO. Plus the ‘modern’ spring ones.

  142. Here you go, MCPO:
    http://www.candrelite.com/search/?search=HW003

  143. Also, a line-dried towel doubles as an exfoliant.

  144. Laura we always had those too. Although in Scouts we made several like the one on the far right.

  145. I love sheets and pillow cases dried on the line.

    Well, I’m off to bed. . Goodnight all!

  146. g’night

  147. Thanks xbrad ;) Nytol

  148. Also, a line-dried towel doubles as an exfoliant.

    HAHAHAHA! You’re not kiddin’ My kids hate that. Those things can stand up by themselves.

  149. exfoliant?

    *googles*

    Oh, that stuff that clogs air filters.

  150. Why are you stuffing towels into your ducts, dave?

  151. BECAUSE DUCTS CAN KISS MY ASS.

    ok, nitey nite

  152. *waves to Sean wherever he is*

    Late night is not the same without Sean.

  153. Looking for the most lifelike dead animals? Of course you are!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs&feature=player_embedded

  154. wakey wakey

  155. Car in, what did you do to your dog???*
    http://tinyurl.com/4xhkbof

    Good morning!

    *Standing in solidarity with Mr. Car in since 2011

  156. Good morning.

    Car in, your new avatar cracks me up every time I look at it.

  157. Hmmmm, I see clothes pins all the time, but I haven’t seen pegs in years.

    Clothespins see a lot of heavy use in certain kinds of… videos. Ask Brad.

    It’s gotta be at least as big a demo as the people who actually use them for their intended purpose.

  158. Car in, what did you do to your dog???*
    http://tinyurl.com/4xhkbof

    My dog is very pleased with that cut, thankyouverymuch.

    Car in, your new avatar cracks me up every time I look at it.

    She’s looking AT YOU Lippy.

  159. I really don’t want to get up

  160. You looking at me? You think I’m funny?

    *talks tough then runs away*

  161. I think the restaurant I went to yesterday gave me sketchy guacamole. That or I overdid it on something in the chili I made.

  162. I’m brewing actual coffee. I’ve been on decaf and chicory all week to try and sleep better. It’s worked, but I miss my buzz and I gotta be up late tonight anyhow.

  163. *sends Leon case of Charmin*

  164. Thanks Lipstick. Went through 2 rolls overnight. My ass hurts worse than Rosetta’s after one of his truck-stop weekenders.

    Was that TMI or a well-crafted insult?

    Coffee’s done. Worktime!

  165. Thanks Lipstick. Went through 2 rolls overnight.

    I’m guessing you didn’t adhere to the four square rule?

  166. Lazy, Lazy hostages this morning.

  167. Krugman talks out of both sides of his very strangely shaped face:

    http://tinyurl.com/3uwpcab

  168. THE FRIGGEN LABOR SECRETARY???????

    Another incompetent!

    http://tinyurl.com/3c4xr3a

  169. Krugman talks out of both sides of his very strangely shaped face:

    http://biggovernment.com/dmitchell/2011/08/17/paul-krugman-meets-e-t/

    I see that picture, imagine a shaved head, and can only think of one thing: Dr Evil in Austin Powers.

    That and the similar grasp of money. “1 Million Dollars!”

  170. That and the similar grasp of money. “1 Million Dollars!”

    hahahahaha

  171. Good morning cool kids!

  172. I think I set the BBF to launch at 11 am.

    Is that too early?

  173. Good morning. TGIF.

  174. Good Morning.

  175. Is that too early?

    Any time before Sat. is gonna cause a stir. I wouldn’t fret about it.

  176. Oh, and I think that Sterling Archer has finally found his perfect job.

  177. Pirate King!!

    HAHAHA!

  178. “Autopilot? I might have misunderstood the concept.”

    “You forgot to put the wheels down!”

    Archer is full of win.

  179. Heh.

    Bernie?

  180. When do they throw that on-line, Jay, and where can I watch it again? I missed the first few minutes.

  181. I’ve never looked online for streaming, since I’ve got on demand for cable. There’s downloads out there too.

  182. I’m at the FX site now and they don’t have it up yet. I’ll have to pick it up this weekend on On Demand.

  183. Safe travels to all the punks headed to the DC Meat-up.

    *seethes with jealousy*

  184. I bet that stupid ol’ party is going to suck.

  185. *throws a stapler, then sulks*

  186. Amazon has it online now for $1.99

  187. I bet water is going to be involved and not in a good way.

    *picks up stapler and throws it down again for effect*

  188. Make Doughnuts Time.

    Later cool kids.

    *stomps on stapler just ’cause*

  189. Are they going to Gettysburg? There was talk of that. That would be really cool.

  190. You don’t say:

    http://tinyurl.com/3pesyem

  191. I’m up……(SYWM)
    *shuffles off to refrigerator for morning Coke*

  192. Rush was right, I don’t want to watch Hillary get older…..yuck…she does not look good.

  193. This is one of the cutest pictures I’ve ever seen:

    http://cuteoverload.com/2011/09/14/spitting-image/

  194. Offers Cyn eternal love admiration and $1 for a chocolate dipped doughnut.
    $2 for a Chocolate dipped chocolate cake doughnut.

  195. Coke is gluten free?!?! Who knew

  196. I’ve been flying for three days and my arms are tired.


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