Since Rosetta is on Henry and Floyd watch for the next 15-19 years, we’ll probably have to face the fact that substitute posters will be the norm. So get used to seeing models under 300 lbs, that are slightly more attractive than your average sheep. Sorry xBrad.
I wrote this song for Mrs MJ. NSFW! (Lyrics only)
The NSFW video is here.
Little is known about today’s model other than she was born in Tokyo and has type A blood. She is mysteriously sexy! Please put down the Jergens and put your hands together for Ai Shinozaki. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Because you are all so smart, the test section will be only two questions, in 27 parts.
These things happened today, but a long time ago.
1666-The Great Fire of London wiped out 13,000 homes and left six people dead. This started the fire insurance business.
1897-The first issue of ‘McCall’s’ magazine was published. It has previously been called ‘The Queen, Illustrated Magazine of Fashion’.
1901-Vice President Teddy Roosevelt gives the famous, ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’ speech at the state fair in Minnesota. Remember when presidents hunted more than just their own foot? Me neither.
1969-The first ATMs opened for business. I can’t do it. I just can’t fucking do it. What an idiot, and ya’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Does he really think that amazing magical creations are thwarting the robust economic growth that would surely be taking place from his policies? I mean, it can’t be that the policies have failed, it must be ATMs. Or Japanese earthquakes. Or bad luck. We don’t deserve this kind of leadership when the economy is teetering on the edge of the abyss. Fuck this guy and his ATM blamin’ bullshit.
And now, boobs.
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