Wanna see my longball?

This bs will just have to tide you over until the boobs drop!

One of my best efforts evah

Afternoon HHD

Admins, feel free to push this to later if baby pics are poated.  Those always have priority.

Where was I?  Oh yeah, HHD.  Bring on the nearly nekkid men.

Head shaved, but chest isn’t. And wearing jeans.

Hello to another Hostage Baby!

A big WELCOME to the newest Hostage: 

Will+Mrs. Peel = Baby Weel, 8 pounds, 14 ounces and 21-inches

Aaron William, August 16, 2011 at 6:42 pm CDT

Happy Birthday Sweet Boy.

This may be the first time that two Morons met online on a place meant for insults and then produced a baby

It was nice that Will and Mrs. Peel got to know each other here (and maybe on other blogs, though I’m gonna go ahead and ignore that they could have chatted elsewhere for the purposes of this poat) and they got married and all, which is nice.

But this is the first time I can think of where a couple of Morons got together and produced a brand new Moron who will pause to look back on this blog briefly during the zombie or robot apocalypse someday and just snort, “Gay.”

In short, there’s been some bad shit that’s gone on around here and around the whole country for a while, so it’s nice to hear about Rosetta and Mrs. Rosetta’s bouncing baby boy Henry and whoever Peel and Will’s baby ends up being, although we’ll all resent those kids when they grow up to be superheros.

I love you guys even more

It’s football season and you know what that means right?

See, I do love you more.

Because I love you guys

Fantasy Monday

Rosetta and Hank in a couple of years

Rosetta is rightly overjoyed to have a darling baby boy who obviously got his hair genes from the other side of the family, but a few years from now…

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Afternooner