Video from West Coast Meat-up

get some, baby.  get some.

Henry – 1, Pyloric Stenosis – 0

Listen, I signed up for dirty diapers and college costs, not baby surgery.  REFUND!

Henry was born to eat and sleep and not be a crybaby as he takes after his dad.  (insert lame “I’m his Dad!” joke here)

He’s been a champion on all counts until last Friday.  That’s when he started to barf up about half of whatever he ate.

So we had a few days of that and Mrs Rosetta smartly went to the pediatrician and, with what I thought was a SERIOUS amount of EXTREME precaution, the Doc said you should take him to the ER at Children’s Hospital.  So that’s what we did.

Henry ended having a textbook case of pyloric stenosis which means that the muscle that moves food from his stomach through his duodenum (fun word) into his intestines wasn’t functioning properly.

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Quiet! Geniuses at Work!

Today, we encountered what is considered to be deep thinking on the economy by two leading lefty thinkers. First, paid Soros shill Matt Yglesias begged for shoplifting to help the economy like Hemlock helped Socrates’ retirement plan. Then, Nobel Prize winner and former Enron adviser Paul Krugman pined for a mega natural disaster to help us out of our doldrums in the same vein as Mothra fighting Godzilla stimulated Japan’s economy.

Well, as I stand in awe of the genius on display in front of me, all I can say is:

Tuesday Poat

Tuesday has not been canceled this week, so it needs it’s own poat.

I think this is how Micheal lets Cathy know he’s “interested” if you know what I mean.

I’ve got a busy day now.

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Monday Musical Meanderings

Shut up. . .

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Sunday crap poat

Seeing this…

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Wait for it…wait for it…

The punchline here is totally worth it.

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Cartoon and Cold Cereal

Well, good morning sleepy heads.  Time to flop down in front of the TV in your jammies with a bowl of sugar frosted something or other.

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Big Boob Friday™ 08/19/11

Welcome to all the regulars and the lurkers alike. Rosetta put out the bleg for someone to post BBF because he was busy; slacker. Anyway, I’m not sure if you Hostage men are lazy or if it’s some sort of fantasy thing that you dig it when a chick poats a BBF. Fantasy wish granted.

Today’s BBF model grew up with her mum, dad, older brother, and twin sisters in England. She attended St Helens Collage and went on to study Scuba Diving. The story of her “discovery” is that she was scouted by a modelling agent at the age of nine while shopping with her mother. Later, after approaching modelling agencies without success and her 5’5″ height had maxed, she gave up on the idea. Oh: While in school she was offered to become a professional trampolinist; now that’s hawt.

Born February 8, 1983, our hottie boasts magic numbers of 32E-23-34, is 5’6″ and weighs in at 107 pounds. A first appearance here at H2, please put down the Jergens to begin clicking wildly for our model today, Louise Glover.

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