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1) This is the greatest scene from a movie. Don’t even try to dispute it. What is your favorite movie scene?
2) Who likes pictures of pugs? Me too. If not, don’t watch the video, just listen to the Jackson 5 and tell me you don’t like that either. Bastards are hard to please.
3) This kind of made me laugh, but also freaked me out a bit.
4) She has a nice voice.
5) Fin.
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Faust
HI!!!!
It’s nice to be nice to the nice.
Cathy, how dare you ruin my big moment! How’s your shoulder, Dear Lady? And I never found out how it happened.
Howdy, neighbor!
Cute pie chart, MJ.
Hi Mare.
Hello, and good morning. Fuck it. Today is going to be awesome, no matter what happens.
Who is making me breakfast today?
It’s too early to get squashed.
I loved the OLD MASH episodes, not the preachy ones after the cute Trapper John left.
Jay, I’m giving this post a thumbs up.
Tidbit learned from a commenter at WHite House Dossier – we (the taxpayers) paid for a $12 MILLION improvement to the Martha’s Vineyard airport so the President can fly directly to the island on the AF1 and not be ferried over.
Not sure about the shoulder pain, Mare. I think it’s related to a tooth I need to get looked at. Pain subsides and then comes back. Today it’s medium. Thanks for asking.
Gotta get on to other things. Play nice.
You should have seen the other one! WOW!
But you didn’t.
Yea, I second what Mare said. Jay did and excellent job. KUDOS JAY to all your hard work.
snigger.
*kicks MJ in the poon
Raise your hand if you get to have 2 root canals today.
*raises hand*
Raise your hand if you’ve already been to traffic court this morning.
*raises hand*
Ya. Hoo.
GMLand’s BEST DAY EVER!
What did you do GML? Kill some puppies? What?
*kicks MJ in the poon
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See, I was correct.
Guy, I can only assume this is Karma biting you in the ass.
“You should have seen the other one! WOW!
But you didn’t.”
Are you referring to the other poat? I did….Wow.
Tell me what I say. . .
Ray Charles was the freaking man!
What did you do GML? Kill some puppies? What?
Ha ha ha – Mare.
*does finger/eye thing
Feel free to add whatever stupid crap you want to this post Jay.
*does finger/eye thing back at Carin
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of any post but this one. It’s the short-term memory loss. . . Work with me here, people!
Damn, the courts go to work early there, Gland. Dentist, not so much, I like the early appointments.
Nothing like a good drilling to get your day started. What?
*plus, throws in some finger guns
I saw your poat that got stepped on Jay; it was real and spectacular.
What did you do GML? Kill some puppies? What?
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I am retracing my steps over the last couple of weeks to try and figure out how this karmic injustice made its way upon me. Best I can tell, I was able to view full boobage as a neighbor friend tried her boots on in my office and I laughed at one of Xbad’s jokes… That doesn’t make me a bad guy though, does it?
Cyn – Just to let you know; walked out on the patio for a smoke/coffee and it was 54 degrees! Needless to say, I didn’t tarry.
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of any post but this one. It’s the short-term memory loss. . . Work with me here, people!
THere are other posts on this blog? There’s always only been this one poat on this blog.
You know how Cathy had this mystery shoulder pain? Last night about 8:30pm my right shoulder started aching like a MOFO. If it had been on my left side I would have gone to the emergency room, anyhoo, no position was comfortable, ice and heat wouldn’t work. I had my husband massage the muscle around my neck, shoulders and back then in desperation I took an ibuprofen my daughter had that she never touched from getting her wisdom teeth out.
Woke up feeling like a champ!
I normally only ever use aspirin, evidently DRUGS ARE GOOD!!!!
“There can be only one.”
- Highlander
That doesn’t make me a bad guy though, does it?
No, but your sense of humor is questionable.
That sounds quite loverly Chief.
It will only be 112 here today; I may need a light sweater when I go out today.
“It will only be 112 here today; I may need a light sweater when I go out today.”
Amen.
Well, gotta get ready to go, “out and about”. See you cool kids later!
I thought it was a little toooooo easy:
According to Media Research Center founder Brent Bozell, the FCC “deserves one-handed applause” for the move. Before striking the politically volatile “Fairness Doctrine,” the FCC implemented rules of “localism,” “media diversity,” and a nebulous requirement to “serve the public interest.” All designed to empower the FCC to limit speech they don’t like.
As Brent points out, “the path to censor radio airwaves has been long paved through the back door.”
I know my shoulder story was boring, but COME ON! Someone has to be outraged over the Fairness Doctrine Back Door Ramming.
Later MCPO.
I’m actually contemplating rescheduling an outdoor appointment today. Heat advisories suck!
*shakes fist at xbrad*
There there, Mare. It’s ok. I’m outraged.
*pounds head on keyboard.
Kittens! Anyone want to look at a cool cat?
http://cuteoverload.com/2011/08/26/seek-high-ground/
How about puppies? Puppies always make people smile (except GML).
http://cuteoverload.com/2011/08/29/i-cant-get-comfortabuhls/
I would have been outraged Mare but I’m trying to live up to my nice label today.
Whew, someone else is here. I have to go work out in a half hour and I was hoping this wouldn’t turn into “the strange tale of mare’s morning.”
Oh, yeah, right, Cyn. You just look like a little scamp.
Mare, I love puppehs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8NGYBrdRvU
Mare, if you don’t mind, I’m scheduled to dominate this here poat today.
Kindly back the fuck off.
You just look like a little scamp.
eggZACTly!!
Carin, may I please make your breakfast and do your family’s laundry and scrub your floors?
Thanks!
Kindly back the fuck off.
HAHAHAHA!
Of course you can Mare. Anytime.
Carin, I have made an appointment for you at Lapeer’s finest Spa…*snicker*, you will be receiving a relaxing massage, then a facial (sywm), not that you need one, I just want the esthetician to see what perfect skin looks like. I will be driving and picking up your kids from all their activities. Dinner will be on the table after you’ve had happy hour at Lapeer’s Tractor Supply and Drink Trough.
Worst poat evar.
Mare is the best pretend internet wife EVER.
*kicks Mrs CUffy to the curb
Actually, we do have a spa. Remember a while back someone linked the story of Lapeer high school sweethearts that got married because the girl had cancer? SHe barely made it through the wedding and ceremony and then died shortly after. Anyway – they made a spa in her honor, and it mainly serves people going through terribly health issues. Well, it specializes in that. They’re expanding it right now.
That’s pretty cool.
Going to work out.
BBL
Fine. leave me.
I’m here. What can I do for you?
Entertain me. Or inspire me to go garden.
I didn’t write “bore me to go garden” did I?
There are no boobs in this post. Must not comment.
Sorry, I had to have a life for a few minutes.
Now, where were we?
Oh yes, you asked to be entertained.
I am sorry.
I am not programmed to do that.
Here.
Have a cookie.
And a beer.
I think I need to plant my fall tomatoes Car in, what kind do you recommend?
I think I broke it
My post sucks. And now its broken.
“fall” tomatoes? Fall if for raking leaves and checking to insure your ski gear is ready to go.
This is the best post ever.
*TACKLE*
Vmax, I have to send you sugarsnap pea seeds! You got a trellis for them?
Go away eyeball!!
If you put both of those eyeballs together side by side I’m pretty sure our heads would asplode.
How large of a trellis would I need Laura?
Fall tomatoes Car in around November the temp is cool enough for the fruit to set
Vmax, I have to send you sugarsnap pea seeds! You got a trellis for them?
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Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ok, all of my predictions came true except for the xbrad one. I’m pretty sure that’s a sure bet, though.
Gimme a minute, MJ. I’m thinking!
so.. funny story…
battery backup on the smoke detector in my bedroom had drained out this morning. So the detector starts beeping occasionally to remind me to change the battery.
For some reason, that scares the living crap out of my dog.
Scares him so much that he needs to be right by wiserbride’s side, where he always goes when he’s afraid of something. Dog is literally shaking like a leaf as she gets up to get ready for the day.
She goes into the bathroom and closes the door. He sits there and scratches at the door. I try to get him to stop and get on the bed so I can calm him down, but he refuses. “Must be near mommy!”
So she finally relents and opens the bathroom door for him to go in.
She then gets in the shower. So he gets in the shower too. And just sits right at her feet while she showers.
Silly chicken-dog.
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ok, all of my predictions came true except for the xbrad one.
You leave my Mom out of this.
Harrison’s eyeball is prettier than Peej’s. Just sayin’
NTTAWWT
MOM!!!!
Wiser’s house smells like wet dog!!!!!
http://twitter.com/sarahbellumd/statuses/108571071262892032
What is your favorite movie scene?
Maybe not my fave, but close:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmlwGAMpjrM
Ha ha ha … poor puppy.
Our one cat will follow erin around like that all day. If she goes to the bathroom, she’ll sit outside the door. SHe’s gotten in the shower with Erin before.
Maybe not my fave, but close:
Its in the top ten.
Harrison’s eyeball looks more alert. Peej’s looks more relaxed.
So most of you guys are my FB friends and already read this, but this was my comment from around 10 o’clock last night.
“Just rubbed the back of my head and found hay and chicken crap in it. This means I went to my kids’ school and worked on the computers there, talked to the principal, saw parents and teachers, went to the district office and chatted with people, dropped Graham off at his hip-hop class all with hay and chicken poop in my hair.”
Wiser’s house smells like wet dog!!!!!
Oh yeah, after he gets out of the shower and I dry him off as much as I can, then he decides to get on the bed and lay down right next to my head.
smelled awesome
Yeah, that’s a great one wiser. Definitely top 10.
Harrison’s eyeball looks more alert. Peej’s looks more relaxed.
Its the epidurals.
Never seen Tin Cup. I’m going to have to change that, I guess.
She then gets in the shower. So he gets in the shower too. And just sits right at her feet while she showers.
hahahaha, awwwwwwww
cute, stinky wet dog
can’t smell worse than wiserbud
Never seen Tin Cup.
*shuns MJ*
Vmax, eight feet tall is ideal. I have a six-foot fence and just tuck long branches in the top of it for them to climb. A string or wire trellis is fine for peas, they are not heavy vines.
I think we were strategemerizing that you would plant a foot or two of row every month over the Fall/ Winter and see which time planting did the best in your climate.
So you still have a month to choose/ prepare a little narrow bed with a trellis. Peas don’t need any nitrogen fertilizer, but a little compost is nice for minerals.
>> Never seen Tin Cup. I’m going to have to change that, I guess.
You damn well are if you don’t want wiser to ban you.
And I won’t even try to talk him out of it this time.
I just want to know how Harrison was able to jam his eyeball up in the camera. It took me like a million years to get that with my laptop cam.
>> Its the epidurals.
Hahahaha.
An epidural a day keeps the doctor away.
Never seen Tin Cup.
Just wow.
I just want to know how Harrison was able to jam his eyeball up in the camera. It took me like a million years to get that with my laptop cam.
Apparently you ar unfamiliar with the crop tool.
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ok, all of my predictions came true
Whutchoo talkin’ bout Willis?
>> chicken poop in my hair
Shithead.
…
somebody had to say it.
Apparently you ar unfamiliar with the crop tool.
Did you mean “are” or “r”? I have so much trouble keeping up.
Whutchoo talkin’ bout Willis?
Nukular Physics.
Today on NPR, hotspur demonstrates the crop tool by cropping out an “e”.
Today on NPR, hotspur demonstrates the crop tool by cropping out an “e”.
Yeah…like that painting guy who was always putting happy little trees into the paintings.
“Now its time for Photoshop Solutions™, with your host, Hotspur!”
Never seen Tin Cup. I’m going to have to change that, I guess.
Just what in the hell is wrong with you, man?
Seriously, what in the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah…like that painting guy who was always putting happy little trees into the paintings.
heh heh heh. Yeah, I can see that.
“And over here, we’re gonna put a happy little cloud, with no cares at all…..”
Honestly, who sat in that pitch meeting and said “BRILLIANT!!”?
>> Yeah…like that painting guy who was always putting happy little trees into the paintings.
That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking of.
Do you think we can talk Hotspur into the ‘fro, too?
Seriously, we either pitch that, or Real Housewives of Gary, Indiana is gonna get the slot, and then I’ll have to cut someone…
Bob!
Do you think we can talk Hotspur into the ‘fro, too?
Throw him a couple of glasses of Chardonnay and I bet you can get him to do just about anything…..
Throw him a couple of glasses of
ChardonnayMount Gay and I bet you can get him to do just about anything…..fixted
Real Housewives of Gary, Indiana
“bitch done stole my crackpipe!!”
hey, any update on Eddie’s gutters?
I loved that guy. You guys seem to be making fun of him.
How rude!
Happy Birthday Clintbird!
I loved that guy. You guys seem to be making fun of him.
I can definitely see how your personalities are similar….
Is it CB’s B-Day>
Hippo Birdies, CB.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLINT! To one of the sweetest Hostages ever!
I loved him too HS. He almost made me think that I actually could paint.
I had one of the best workouts ever. I wonder if my taking Ibuprofen had anything to do with that. I’ve never taken it before. (Well, maybe when I was out of it having children.)
Again……EVIDENTLY DRUGS ARE GREAT!!
Are you absolutely sure this was an Ibuprofen? Sounds like it could cure just about anything.
I checked the container and yes, it is Ibuprofen…..the strong kind.
I’ll have what she’s having.
Sounds like it could cure just about anything.
Nope. I’ve taken quite a bit of it in my life, and I’m still ugly.
“…and I’m still ugly.”
I don’t agree, but you may be able to get special compensation and/or affirmative action like help.
I don’t agree, but you may be able to get special compensation and/or affirmative action like help.
Maybe I can find someone to sue them….
http://twitter.com/#!/eddiebear/status/108583800686129152
Eddie, does that mean the workers yesterday were just taking a lunch break?
Whutchoo talkin’ bout Willis?
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Because there is absolutely nothing interesting to talk about on this blog this morning, nothing at all; I thought I would make some rather easy predictions represented in the pie chart above.
Ibuprofen is great stuff. That’s what I take when that asshole Migraine starts pounding me in the face with a pneumatic hammer.
Nope. I’ve taken quite a bit of it in my life, and I’m still ugly.
CAREFUL MARE!!! IBUPROFEN CAUSES UGLY!!!!!
I’m taking something different based on the pain.
Migraine? Asperin.
Sinus Headache? Ibuprofen.
When Arthur is stepping on my hands? Tylenol.
MOTHER FUCKER NOW THE OTHER SMOKE DETECTOR IS COMPLAINING ABOUT A LOW BATTERY!!!!!
And this once beeps and then yells “LOW BATTERY!”
Every 60 seconds you gotta tell me this?
Fuck it, I’m disconnecting them both until I have a chance to go out and get batteries.
Stupid hard-wired smoke detectors and their stupid battery backups.
CAREFUL MARE!!! IBUPROFEN CAUSES UGLY!!!!!
I’m pretty sure that’s guys only. Hostagettes are made more charming by it.
“Hostagettes are made more charming by it.”
There you go!
Because there is absolutely nothing interesting to talk about on this blog this morning, nothing at al
good point.
So, who’s got a good recipe?
Fuck it, I’m disconnecting them both until I have a chance to go out and get batteries.
Don’t do it!
Don’t do it!
BEEP!
LOW BATTERY!!
DAMN YOU HURRICANE IRENE!!!
“Fuck it, I’m disconnecting them both until I have a chance to go out and get batteries.”
Just recharge them in the microwave.
does that work? I’ll try it and and let you know if it works.
Wiser, try licking them. Or rub them under your underarm.
So, who’s got a good recipe?
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I’m making taco goo tonight. It’s basically ground turkey, spices, black beans, onion, garlic, and jalepeno mixed together. High protein, low fat type of crap for the next few weeks.
BEEP!
LOW BATTERY!!
You should probably check the nightstand for batteries. On wiserbride’s side, of course.
MJ’s got a bathing suit photo shoot coming up and he wants that speedo to look sharp.
Wiser, try licking them.
I want them to STOP making noise…..
So, who’s got a good recipe?
Take one salmon fillet. Set it on Aluminum foil, season with Johnny’s Salmon seasoning, grill for 25 minutes. Eat.
You should probably check the nightstand for batteries. On wiserbride’s side, of course.
If she’s using 9-volt batteries, I got a bigger problem than my smoke detectors….
LOW BATTERY!!
Use the one from your pacemaker. I hear those work goodly.
Use the one from your pacemaker. I hear those work goodly.
heh. you guys are just FULL of great ideas…….
Replace them with canaries. That was good enough for my grand-pappy.
MJ’s got a bathing suit photo shoot coming up and he wants that speedo to look sharp.
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10K, then half marathon. Turns out hauling around less of you is easier. Whowouldathunkit?
Are they plugged in? Why not try plugging it in?
heh. you guys are just FULL of great ideas
At least you won’t die in a fire…….
BEEP!
I don’t believe in smoke detectors.
Fire is what concerns me.
GML,
I got you beat.. Bankruptcy Court..
YAY TEAM!
GML,
I just realized.. you got boobage. I got lawyer fee..
You win!
(hangs head in shame .. looks for narcotic or roap!)
you know, rope – rhymes with soap!
Replace them with canaries. That was good enough for my grand-pappy.
The soft sound of a canary hitting the floor of its cage could wake me out of a deep sleep.
catman, sorry to hear that. Are you going to be okay?
http://twitter.com/MurphyKeith/statuses/108585513082032128
Iowa = University of Iowa. Hawkeye was the dog’s name, and is the name of the sports teams at UofI. He was the dog laying by the coffin at Tumilson’s funeral. There is talk of the dog leading the team onto the field. I would bet that Hawkeye will be at a lot of UofI events in the months to come.
” looks for narcotic or roap!)”
Put the rope away….But I’ve got to tell you Ibuprofen is good stuff. (If your shoulder hurts.)
Jay, that whole story makes me what to cry like a baby.
What the hell is going on in this world?
I think most public art is crap, however, I love this “piece”:
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/hq-dar-20.jpg
I thought it was a fitting tribute, mare. And I say that as a fan of the arch rival of the Hawkeyes.
From Ace’s sidebar:
http://yidwithlid.blogspot.com/2011/08/deja-vu-all-over-again-one-year-ago.html
HAHAHAHAAHAH……INCOMPETENT DOUCHE!
I agree, Jay. Just seeing that dog lay there….well, I was all torn up thinking about the SEAL he was being loyal to.
I do hope that he makes several appearances before the games, it will get people talking about our heros.
Okaaaay, last comment then I’m going to go pray or something:
https://calderup.wordpress.com/2011/08/24/cern-experiment-confirms-cosmic-ray-action/
HAHAHAHAAHAH……INCOMPETENT
DOUCHESCoaMF!fixted
A-fucking-mazing.
Garmin?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/08/30/national/main20099252.shtml
Mare:
No. The workers had taken off, and taken their equipment with them. The fact that the co-owner came out to work personally (after I told him the cops had arrived), along with his profuse apologies, tells me the crew skipped out, guttering included.
“Arch Rival of the Hawkeyes”
What, mediocrity?
Oh, man, Eddie. Really glad you ended up playing smart (hard)ball and you have a roof and gutters.
I’m still kind of ticked someone stole your copper gutters last year.
“Garmin?” HA!
He’ll live, looks like Karma to me.
I’m making taco goo tonight. It’s basically ground turkey, spices, black beans, onion, garlic, and jalepeno mixed together. High protein, low fat type of crap for the next few weeks.
ground turkey is mushy
Tonight – for dinner – is a nice big salad. My dad is cooking something that is highly not to my liking.
I’m still kind of ticked someone stole your copper gutters last year.
Me too. They were worth TWICE what Nicky the Nose paid me for them.
Oh well. I hafta take care of a few things, then pick up my daughter from school, then get ready for Parent’s Night at the school.
I just hope no more interestingness breaks in my absence.
When is your half, MJ? Mine is Oct 16th or something. Whatever that sunday falls on.
Ground turkey breast holds up nicely for chili and other dishes I’ve used it for.
What is your dad making?
Tongue?
ground turkey is mushy
Nope. Acyally pretty good. Brown it with some fresh cilantro and scallions, and it/s good stuff, Maynard.
I knew the CERN data was going to be a hit right after Chuckles J-man of Lotta Frackin Goofballs started complaining the data wasn’t conclusive.
from school, then get ready for Parent’s Night at the school.
I just hope no more interestingness breaks in my absence.
Personally I could do with less interestingness. More recipes and dieting stuff.
mare: yeah, but the cops finally caught the perps a few months ago. They caught them in the parking lot of a Steak n Shake. When the cops ordered them to freeze, they punched the female cop. She hit her “man down” button. As the local paper reported, “more than two dozen” gendarmes arrived to “subdue” the perps.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_b5c8c048-7b48-11e0-8924-0019bb30f31a.html
It’s not until December, but I think I’m going to do one at the end of October. There are some Halloween races going on. I’m pretty sure that I’ll be ready by then.
He’s making a roast pork with a boston butt . I find it tasteless.
I’ve decided to eat a green apple with peanut butter….the type of peanut butter whose ingredients are “peanuts.” No salt, no oil, no sugar.
Not particularly interesting, just my way of saying, other than fruit I HAVE STILL NOT HAD ANY SUGAR! (oh, and wine) It’s been over two months now. I feel really good but the wine is definitely holding back my weight loss.
Can’t decide if looking like a super model *snicker* is worth giving up wine……..NO!
Yeah, can we make this a beauty blog?
I love natural peanut butter, Mare. So much better than that hard greasy plastic crap.
Plus peanut oil is so good for you.
My problem is that there is sugar, and then there is stuff that still translates into sugar.
Yeah, can we make this a beauty blog?
Exfoliate your face however you like, steam over a bowl of chamomile tea, then take some plain yogurt and some colloidal oatmeal and mix them together to make a paste facial.
Leave on for ten minutes dry, then lie down and apply moist, hot face towels on the yogurt mask, and one dry towel over all to keep the heat in.
Sit another five minutes, then rinse thoroughly.
Your skin will be calm and like porcelain.
Yeah, can we make this a beauty blog?
I second that idea.
Perhaps we could have Dave start us out with some tips on how to keep our hands soft and supple.
He’s making a roast pork with a boston butt .
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I made one not too long ago, and it sucked. I made a 10lb pork shoulder a few weeks back, and it was fantastic. I don’t know the difference, but skin and bone added a ton of flavor. The photo is from NYE, but it looked basically the same.
http://is.gd/zOFWkb
hahahahahahaha……YEAH, BEAUTY BLOG!
And Wiser can be our fashion editor. I hear he wears girls t-shirts and they look great!
Calgon, take me away:
http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/08/30/daryl-hannah-arrested-white-house/?ncid=webmail3
Idiot
Ummm, that tongue comment was not supposed to be a sexual joke.
I was just trying to think of something gross.
HUMOR FAIL
Can’t decide if looking like a super model *snicker* is worth giving up wine……..NO!
Correctumundo. We like your ass the way it is.
“Correctumundo. We like your ass the way it is.”
Carafes of Chardonnay on Mare, Hotspur!
Carin….*peers nervously at blog*…..are you here?
*sneaks up behind Mare, give her “the tongue”*
*snickers*
At least you won’t die in a fire…….
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
douche
Cyn, I’m so nervous and tense, I jumped about a foot when you did that.
A foot isn’t very much is it?
Lord, I’m losing it.
I’m so glad you’re back, Mare. The H2 is .893% more interesting.
The H2 official Bus:
http://tinyurl.com/3duefau
A foot can be quite much, IYKWIMAITYD.
I hope fucking Darryl Hannah ends up in a holding cell without light, heat, or air conditioning. Somebody needs to do an intervention with the dumb bitch as to the usefulness of fossil fuels.
Does that make me sound cranky?
But I only meant that assuming you were standing on the edge of a cliff of course.
Of course.
PD, this makes you sound smart, not cranky: Somebody needs to do an intervention with the dumb bitch as to the usefulness of fossil fuels.
Does that make me sound cranky?
PG, she could just be anti-pipe.
Carin, please come back:
http://tinyurl.com/3c5mp88
Traffic court – check
Root Canal – check
Winning!
*sneaks up behind Mare, give her “the tongue”*
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* sneaks up behind Cyn as she sneaks up behind Mare*
*watches*
Left to right:
Mare……..Mare’s grasp on sanity:
http://tinyurl.com/3uqq6j5
*watches*
HAHA!
Ticket Please.
I was on a kid run. Now I’ve got to work out.
MJ?
http://tinyurl.com/44smu3o
I really think MJ could pull-off wearing that shirt.
MJ on Saturday night. Sad face.
http://is.gd/Px996W
I hope fucking Darryl Hannah ends up in a holding cell without light, heat, or air conditioning. Somebody needs to do an intervention with the dumb bitch as to the usefulness of fossil fuels.
I’m not saying I condone what Jackson Browne did, but I understand it.
From the 3M post at Ace’s, it looks like the Chicago Way is NOW absolutely the Washington Way.
This is what happens when you let mongrels in the White House, same with the Clintons.
Nice means of exploiting the noble worker you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it or its reputation…
What did Jackson Browne do?
Could I get an Exec Summ on Jackson Browne/Darryl Hannah? TYIA.
What did Jackson Browne do?
Record a few forgettable songs and beat the crap outta Daryl Hannah.
So, I moved back to the big boy tees today with the expected dismal results. Good news: broke 90; bad news; not by much!
http://fwd4.me/0AHI
Beautiful day for it.
Actually, that may be a tabloid rumor that just ain’t so. Both Brown and Hannah have denied it. No charges were brought. Police were at the scene when she was moving out (called by Brown because he said she was taking his stuff).
http://home.comcast.net/~leslienoelani/TNI.html
allegedly beat the crap outta Daryl Hannah, counselor.
http://home.comcast.net/~leslienoelani/TNI.html
Scott – It was gorgeous!
Yeah, but no one is denying the forgettable songs, are they?
I didn’t think so.
Hahahahaha
Lawyers!
Didn’t Jackson Browne record some covers?
BiW – Click the link! You’ll remember that song for at least 25 minutes – guaranteed!
Forgettable!? Hurmmph, sirrah!
http://fwd4.me/0AHK
Fine then. Be that way.
Thanks for the clarification. I don’t keep up with the hollywood b.s.
*hides National Enquirer magazine*
Hehehehehe!
I promise I won’t link any other Jackson Browne songs. . . today.
This is actually interesting. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSXfMQuiqwg&feature=related
Didn’t Jackson Browne record some covers?
Nooooooooooo!
*hides National Enquirer magazine*
HA!
They nailed the Edward’s story.
Didn’t Jackson Browne record some covers?
And where is his career today?
Runnin’ on empty.
I think he’s standing by a road in Winslow, Arizona. . .
Runnin’ on empty.
zakly.
misinterpreted lyrics for $400, Alex:
“running on empty,
running blind,
running into the light, got a hole in my mind…”
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wiser considers this TOTAL vindication!
What the fuck is this shit?
And where is his career today?
Saw Browne several years ago — he was just the opening act for Tom Petty. Worse, he was trying to promote his new material, which sucked, rather than just doing the hits the we wanted to hear.
So there, Wiser, new data point for the brick wall.
Wiser considers this TOTAL vindication!
I’m just sayin’
I’m right far more often than I’m wrong.
I’m right far more often than I’m left.
I’m right far more often than I’m wrong.
Wish I could say the same.
Saw Browne several years ago — he was just the opening act for Tom Petty. Worse, he was trying to promote his new material, which sucked, rather than just doing the hits the we wanted to hear.
Saw him here in CT a few years back. Basically it was just him, a piano and a whole big row of guitars. Did whatever the audience requested, but he had to throw in some of his new “Bush is Evil” stuff, which felt really timely….
He wrote every good song he was going to write before he was 30. Then he got political and stupid. I would give away free tickets to see him.
It’s amazing how some of those guys feel the need to have a dozen guitars onstage. Like, they are such an artiste, and only that guitar has the perfect tone quality for this song.
Fuckin’ posers. In a Texas dance hall, you need a spare set of strings and an electrical outlet that won’t kill you.
Michael – I generally agree with your statement, except for CSN&Y. The tuning and the placement of the capos was different for just about everything they played. Seen ‘em twice and enjoyed both shows.
I’m right far more often than I’m wrong.
^
That’s one of the few things you are wrong about.
The tuning and the placement of the capos was different for just about everything they played.
OK, I really liked CS&N, and I am not one of those who think Neil killed the band, I liked CSN&Y as well.
But let’s face reality here. Only pussies use capos.
*looks around for Dave*
Dave, a little help please?
If you see him in a smaller venue, Bruce Hornsby plays all request shows.
Seen him three times. Each time, the guy blew me away.
BiW – Saw him in Tidewater – EXCELLENT show!
Are Jackson Browne and Action Jackson the same person? Inquiring minds want to know.
No, I think that you’re thinking of Action Jackson and Andrew Jackson.
No that’s Action Jackson and Jesse Jackson.
Action Jackson and Andrew Jackson
In 1814, we took a little trip, along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Missisip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans. . .
It thought it was Bobby Brown and Encyclopedia Brown?
No, it’s Jesse Jackson and Jesse Jackass. Oh wait…
And while no one was looking we polished up some preens.
Wut?
No, it’s Michael Jackson and Janet, Miss Jackson if you’re nasty….which of course you are.
>> But let’s face reality here. Only pussies use capos.
I don’t use em.
But I certainly don’t begrudge those pussies who do.
Is knob polishing considered a spectator sport in Obama’s Whitehouse?
No, Clint, I think it’s considered a team sport.
But I certainly don’t begrudge those pussies who do.
HAHAHAHAHA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgjNb-6EOYw
“But I certainly don’t begrudge those pussies who do.”
HA!
I love when a printer is offline and instead of just plugging the ethernet back in, they uninstall the drivers from all the computers.
PJM – Quit whining and make me a sammich!
PJM, stop talking jibberish to me.
That’s not how to fix that, PJM? *makes note
This capos?
http://caposrestaurant.com/
Jeez, Clint! That site is slower than Jewstin deciding whether or not to wear a shirt!
Can’t make up my mind if this is sincere or just derivative in order to market this girl: http://fwd4.me/0AHi
ow
derivative
No Math Allowed On The Blog!!
No Meth Allowed On The Blog!!
derivative
But it’s integral to the conversation!
No math. No Meth. You guys ban the funneh, and I’m gone.
Why ban that which does not exist?
Why ban that which does not exist?
Batman didn’t despoil the ENTIRE thread. Only the parts where he commented.
“No Meth Allowed On The Blog!!”
You wouldn’t know that from the comments!
It’s about time for a new post. Why don’t you go ahead and put one up Jay?
J’Ames. . . Hurry up, for everybody’s sake. ‘Cause if you don’t post, Imma put up a music poat!
For God’s sake, J’ames, hurry up!
Post fright. Everyone turn around and don’t look at Jay.
‘Cause if you don’t post, Imma put up a music poat!
Chief, I suggest that foul, coarse and threatening language such as that is not appropriate here. You are not in the Navy any more.
No, wait. I’ll do it.
(hehehehehheheheheh)
I have pushed it free.
New Poat
pugs? Romies > all.
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effing interwebs, PICK A FUCKING FORMAT BITCHES!