The Community Organizer on the Roof

The eerie discovery described here and this post itself originated with my good friend “J. B. O’Rourke”.  He occasionally lurks here so he is familiar with you idiots. I’m sure I asked him if he was drunk when he came up with this and I think he said yes. Oddly enough I was drunk when [...]

Happy 100th Birthday, Granny!

Today (June 30), I will be joining a a couple of hundred friends and family at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden to celebrate the 100th birthday of wiserbride’s grandmother. She is truly an amazing woman who still walks maybe 2 miles a day around Central Park as a warm-up for the rest of her day in [...]

My Bitch Hand Wants to Work a Double

By now you may have seen this piece of major fucking suck: . In my happy place, there is no violence.  In the real world, I would slap the taste out of everyone’s mouth in this Special Olympics pledge drive Democrat Kool-aid commercial. We could all go through this video, person by person, and point [...]

Boots on the Ground, Sweat, and Rope

Dusty boots, sweat, and rope. What more could a gal want?  Well let’s not forget muscle, hard work, and a tenacious spirit. This Hunky Hump Day is dedicated to Cowboys. Real men. Not ghey Chippy-dudes who wiggle their skinny-butts on stages, but the real men who build muscle from long hard days of work.  They [...]

Quickie

Not sure if we’re going to get a HHD poat just yet, so here’s a little sumpin to kill some time. Oh yeah? Well screw you too! And remember…

Where’s Mare?

Is that her under there? Or over there behind that bear? Or is she hiding in her lair? Or perhaps she’s gone to the fair. Or maybe she’s tied to a chair

Oh The Possibilities

Music to soothe the savage beastie.

Uh oh, looks like word got out that Xbrad was in town

Always be a leader!

cuz the view never changes from behind. Updates will be added to this poat every 7.16 minutes. update number A: Update ♸  UPDATE:  ALWAYS BE CLOSING!

Global Warming

June 26, 2011