Friday: It’s Stuck In My Head

so you should enjoy it too. I know it’s old.  It came out three months ago. It’s prolly been posted here before, but frankly, I don’t give a damn. I don’t have the time to figure out what’s been posted and what hasn’t. All I know is that this poor girl has been skewered in the comments.

Anyhoo, in every relationship, the time comes to……break the fart barrier.

(Update: Sean M.)

428 Comments

  1. Firstse!

  2. Does anybody else dislike Glee without ever watching it?

  3. second. Glee sux never seen it.

  4. Why does everyone hate this poor poat?

  5. Don’t like glee? what’s wrong with being happy?

    >shakes head and backs out of the room<

  6. Worked with Jane Lynch years ago. She is a funny Gal.

  7. Sean, how many hours has it been since you saw Spinal Tap?

  8. Eleven.

  9. Good man. I’m goin’ in.

    P.S. I liked your fart barrier video. If someone ever gave me a cup o gold like that I would pull them through a wall. The customers at the bar made a guy buy a whole round (9 or 10 drinks) because he ripped such an evil one last night. We laughed and laughed out loud and to ourselves.

  10. Um, what?

  11. Ypejeoi2 opwihc;l:

  12. That toad apparently gets around.

  13. No you shut up. I thought that you put up the aforementioned video but it was Peej.

    Bite down.

  14. There’s no way in hell that was the guy’s apartment.

    Unless the girl was his beard.

  15. Anyone? Anyone? “Something-d o o economics”?

  16. Sean and chumpo huffing toad farts.

  17. Hey, beasn, how’s the piggies?

  18. Okay, why not?

    *licks toad*

  19. Oh, shit. I think I died.

  20. Huh. I guess I’m in Purgatory.

    It turns out that I led a surprisingly virtuous life for an agnostic, but they’re actually really serious in the Afterlife about the thing where you’re not supposed to jerk off.

  21. I guess (by definition) Purgatory isn’t really that bad. There are lots of couches, but they’re all just slightly too old for you to get comfortable on them. Also, people seem to have farted on them several minutes ago before getting up.

  22. There’s television here, but it’s circa 1997 basic cable. There aren’t many channels, but there aren’t really any reality shows to speak of, so it’s kind of okay, actually.

    Lots of Cosby Show reruns, though.

  23. You know all those unbaptized kids who end up in Purgatory? Guess who ends up babysitting them when their parents go out?

    *points thumbs at chest*

    And they won’t let you use the phone or grab a popsicle from the freezer.

  24. The food here isn’t bad, but it’s all low-fat and low-sodium. On the plus side, even over here, the Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper, so there is that.

  25. All the clothes over here are just slightly too loose or slightly too tight. And there are no belts.

  26. The only day you get off from work over here on this side is Columbus Day. And it’s not really clear which people get that day off.

    They don’t pick up trash, though. That’s for sure.

  27. Moarnin’ Sean. Happy Birthday.

    http://tinyurl.com/3mf8vwn

  28. WAkey wakey.

  29. Does anybody else dislike Glee without ever watching it?

    I’m fairly sure the show totally sucks. I’d hate to watch it and know for sure. I like a few mysteries in life.

  30. Dear Lord, what the hell am I doing up THIS EARLY???

  31. The only thing I ever liked about Glee were the actual performances. You always got the impression that the kids really loved being on stage, which, at least for the first season or so, was what the show was really meant to be about.
    All the teen bullshit, and attempts at humor, I couldn’t care less about. And even lately the performances haven’t been very good.

  32. *checks sky. Nope, not burning.

    The world isn’t coming to an end until the 21st, xbrad, so that isn’t it.

  33. “Cup o’ cheese!”

  34. Herr is having a Wisconsin breakfast?

  35. The best thing to come out of Glee is their cover of The All American Rejects’ “Give You Hell”. Listening to that girl singing those lyrics makes me laugh.

  36. Sticking with the theme of the last poat, we just had our first “just throw the outfit away too” moment. Classic.

  37. Purgatory sounds like the story of my life.

    My piggies, minus the one, are doing okay for starting to age piggies, sean.

    *removes toad from a prostrate sean’s face and returns it to it’s box*

    *wipes hands on the guest towel*

    *doesn’t tell anyone*

  38. That bad, Herr?

    **puts clothespin over nose**

  39. Herr, do you have to hose her off?

  40. That bad, Herr?

    Bad enough. And just about outgrown that sleeper anyway. Which we got at a garage sale.

  41. She’s starting to teethe. We’re starting to remember the effect that has.

  42. Herr, do you have to hose her off?

    Neh. The dog cleaned her up.

  43. Morning. 5 days and counting. Last week of this job

  44. I’ve got a picture of my girlie girl teething, somewhere. On one of the legs of the coffee table. Little varmint.

  45. PJM…. classy post — three thumbs up

    *thinks to self – thankfully sean came in for the save*

  46. Are you happy, sohos? I would be happy if your current place is like my current place.

  47. Shuttle to go up in 45 minutes.

    You’d think Roamy’d be here make fart jokes.

  48. new dead pool up (friday) at Stoaty’s

  49. I am very happy Beasn

  50. Herr – I’m getting this horrible feeling that my chicks are bantams. That they were mislabeled at TSS.

    Ugh.

  51. And, they are just the cutest.

    double ugg.

  52. I’m getting this horrible feeling that my chicks are bantams.

    I have never determined what the purpose of bantams is supposed to be.

  53. Supposedly, there were smaller “bantam” hens and people just started keeping them as pets for the novelty. then they started breeding them, yada yada yada.

  54. I don’t understand why you would want to keep chickens and not get their eggs. Or, reasonably sized eggs.

  55. Waiting on the shuttle launch.

  56. **taps foot impatiently**

  57. This is when I really hate my cable company. No NASA channel.

  58. This is when I really hate my cable company. No NASA channel.

    You can watch it on Good Morning America while some bubble-headed bimbo explains to you what’s happening.

  59. I’d volunteer Meredith Viera to hold the match underneath.

  60. There’s an idea I can get behind, rfh. Can we have Lauer help?

  61. Vent line moved. This is looking good.

    GO, BABY, GO!!!

  62. YAY!!!!!!!!

  63. Good SRB separation.

  64. Newt Gingrich is dead to me.

  65. And main engine cutoff.

    Whew.

  66. Roamy, what’s that “plasma” looking glowing and flashing shit that formed around it during the external tank separation period?

  67. Gingrich is a complete douchebag, HS.

  68. Two chickens missing .

    Can’t find ‘em.

    They may just be out free ranging, but I can’t find them anywhere.

  69. I just watched Newt on MTP. He can suck it.

  70. It took Newt less than one week to totally wreck his shot of coming in 3rd in the primary. What a fuggin reject.

  71. Anyone who derides Ryan’s plan outright is not serious. You can disagree with parts of it, but to reject it outright is ludicrous. Gingrich did that, so he can go the way of the Huckabee.

  72. Who, exactly, is Newt trying to appeal/pander to?

  73. Morning.

  74. Mornin’ Cyn!

  75. Yay on the shuttle launch!

  76. Morning Miss Mare

    :D

  77. Exactly, mare. It seems he’s pandering to everyone except Tea Party Republicans.

  78. Who, exactly, is Newt trying to appeal/pander to?
    ————————-
    He always strikes me as someone who is trying to impress himself.

  79. And see just how much media attention he can garner.

  80. Allah speculates that he’s trying to curry favor with seniors, but I thought seniors were some of Ryan’s budget biggest supporters.

  81. Off to wake the boys to start the day.

  82. This comment for Roamy only. The rest of y’all continue eating your boogers.

    Roamy, I got this email today with a shitload of “fun facts” in it. Stuff you can’t easily verify. Such as, the higher the copper content in one’s’ hair, the higher their intelligence. I mean, where the fuck are you gonna find that study if it exists?

    But one of them I knew I could probably verify or discount pretty easily cause I got me a fake internet friend who is also a rocket scientist. So here it is: Every extra kg on the shuttle requires an extra 530 kgs of fuel in order to launch into outerspace. True or Bullshit?

  83. This place is worth visiting just to see SeanM talking to himself between midnight and four AM.

  84. >> He always strikes me as someone who is trying to impress himself.

    Heh. He does love the sound of his own voice, doesn’t he?

    His candidacy is proof that he isn’t as smart as he thinks he is.

  85. “…. he isn’t as smart as he thinks he is.”

    HA! Are any of us?

  86. HA! Are any of us?

    *raises hand

  87. *raises hand

    HAHAHAHAH

    Just how smart do you think you are?

  88. I wonder what Rush will say about Newton.

  89. Newton?

    I’m going with Newter.

    (Sorry Floyd. Too soon?)

  90. I love Newt!

    Oh, mean Newtons. Fig newtons. They are yummy.

    Newt can SHWM.

  91. Just how smart do you think you are?

    a lot.

  92. I guess I’m supporting Pawlenty. Unless Andy decides to run.

  93. I guess I’m supporting Pawlenty. Unless Andy decides to run.

    Personally, I think it’s way too early to throw my support behind anyone yet. too many unknowns and too many opportunities for them to disappoint mare.

  94. Yeah, I’m holding off supporting any candidates. Plenty of time left.

  95. Morning everybody.

    OMG that fart video is hilarious. Ironically, guess how I woke my husband up this morning.

  96. Just got my first old-people email. You know the kind where they say ‘if you are born between the years of x and y’ (in other words, OLD), celebrate blah blah blah.

    Well, it’s not the first-first email like that I’ve gotten. But its the first time my birth year was in the range.

    faaaaack

  97. Ah, I don’t even know if Pawlenty is running. I’m not backing anyone until I get their colonoscopy results.

  98. I like Herman Cain, but have some reservations about the Fair Tax (get rid of income tax and have a federal retail sales tax). I can’t see the government not eventually trying to have both, like in Europe.

    Flat Tax, baby! Everyone’s got skin in the game.

  99. But its the first time my birth year was in the range.

    It gets better. This is the first time we have a President who is younger than me.

    That one gets in my head once in a while and causes some slight depression.

  100. Heh. Who’d want that friggin’ job?

    *Surveys GOP field*

    Apparently no one with any sense.

  101. OK, that was a lie; I didn’t really fart Mr. L awake.

    It might be pretty funny, though….

  102. G’Morning Lovelies.

    Thought of you, Roamy, this morning when I heard the Shuttle launched. Woo-hoo.

  103. >> That one gets in my head once in a while and causes some slight depression.

    Fitting

  104. …than I.

  105. Lipstick pulls the Dutch Oven, and then backs out on the story?

  106. >> This is the first time we have a President who is younger than me.

    Yeah. Weird, ain’t it?

    On smartness:

    http://despair.com/meetings.html

  107. >> Flat Tax, baby! Everyone’s got skin in the game.

    No, because all the flat tax proposals exempt some base level of income (as does the fair tax).

    The actual fair tax proposal includes a repeal of the 16th amendment so the income tax will be constitutionally abolished. And it replaces both the income tax and the payroll tax.

    The more I look at it, the more I like it.

    But spending is the issue right now. Tax reform’s great, but we have to stop the massive hemorrhage before the patient bleeds out.

  108. Fitting

    Especially considering who it is.

  109. Lipstick pulls the Dutch Oven, and then backs out on the story?

    Let the record show I would never Dutch Oven anyone. Or let anyone live who tried it with me.

  110. On smartness:

    http://despair.com/meetings.html

    Hahahaha. That’s PERFECT!

  111. If Andy is part of that “liberal NE Republican that is out of touch with the rest of the country” group, I’d hate to see the real right wingers!

    Nice breakdown!

  112. No, because all the flat tax proposals exempt some base level of income (as does the fair tax).

    Well crap. Nevermind.

  113. I have Wagner’s Ring without words by the Berlin Philharmonic. The ending is superb, simply superb.

  114. …than I.

    Isn’t it going to be fun when Hotspur does this in person this weekend.

    I, for one, can’t wait.

    *packs barefoot shoes

  115. Just 3 more days before 4 Days Without Kids……

    I can’t wait to meet everyone!!!!!!

  116. I like Cain right now, also. He’s private business, not government, so he knows what a budget is, and the whole can’t spend more than you take in. The government types always put in that political fudge factor. That’s the problem with Pawlenty/Romney/Gingrich. Pandering to everybody.

    Also, Cain doesn’t seem to be going negative on the Republican candidates, only the Democrat one.

  117. You should listen to all six parts. Now.

  118. Pawlenty screwed the pooch with his global warming/green house gasses/green economy crap.

  119. Agreed, mare. Same thing with Romney and Romneycare. Neither one of those guys will walk those back, and it damages them. Same thing with Newt and Nancy on the couch.

    But now Gingrich goes and shoots the Ryan Golden Goose? Define “double down on stupid”.

  120. Does anyone have a running count on the number of waivers from Obamacare have been issued?

  121. Hi, Mare. For the record, let it be known that I’m smarter than many 3rd graders!

  122. Hi, Clint!

    Well then, you’re definitely smarter than I.

  123. *high fives Mare*

  124. We’ll be on the road in 48 hours…

    Love road trips.

  125. Thank you, Wiser.

    When a lib talks up Obamacare, I think it makes sense to say, “if it’s so great why have 1372 waivers been granted, with more inevitably being requested?”

  126. …you’re definitely smarter than I.

    Thank you! Listened to a candidate, a successful partner in a law firm, incorrectly use “I’ and “me” during a 2 hour debate last week and I wanted to stand up and scream.

    Thank you, Mare.

  127. *high fives Mare*

    HAHAHAH

    I was scared.

  128. Ok, this is bad. Just about every liberal in my twitter feed agrees with H2 on Newt, and for the same reasons.

  129. I have Wagner’s Ring without words by the Berlin Philharmonic. The ending is superb, simply superb.
    ——————————-
    You know who was fond on Wagner, don’t you?

    Hitler, that’s who.

  130. I read a good article about Ryan this weekend. Because Kohl is retiring, he’ll probably end up running for the senate seat. That would remove him from any Pres or VP ticket.

    If the Dems are scared of him, they’ll clear the field in Wisco so Ryan takes the seat.

  131. Oh, I meant, “me was scared.”

  132. Danziger truly is a vile douche.

    http://www.gocomics.com/jeffdanziger/2011/05/05/

    But remember, he’s not a leftist.

    riiiiiiiiiiight…..

  133. I think Feingold will run for that seat, also. And I hope Ryan stays in the House, if he doesn’t run for President. His fiscal knowledge is needed there, not in the Senate.

  134. Hitler, that’s who.

    Well, I always knew he couldn’t be ALL bad.

  135. That would remove him from any Pres or VP ticket.

    Why?

    Lieberman ran for both VP and the Senate at the same time.

  136. … Wagner, pronounced Vagner, just sayin’

    Some think Ryan wil probablyl NOT run for the Senate seat because he is going to stick with the budget issues and his plan. We’ll see.

    *tickles Mare*

  137. … Wagner, pronounced Vagner, just sayin’

    …and his first name is pronounced Riekard, just sayin’

  138. …and his first name is pronounced Riekard, just sayin’

    His middle name was pronounced “throat warbler mangrove.”

  139. I realize the Senate is considered a more “prestigious” body, but I hope that Ryan realizes (and I think that he does) that he can do more good for our country as a power player on the Budget Committee in the House than anywhere else right now.

    If he moves to the Senate, all of that seniority goes away, and budget bills go to the Senate to die. He’d have no say in the drafting of budget/monetary legislature.

    I know lots of people want hiim to run for President, but honestly, he is a POWERFUL weapon for our side right where he is.

    Remember, in Chess the King can only move one square at a time – it’s the other pieces on the board that have more influence and maneuverability…..

  140. …and if you want to be totally phonetic about it, it’s pronounced Vahgnar.

  141. …and his first name is pronounced Riekard, just sayin’

    Jawohl! (ya’ vol)

    And the “ie” in Riekard is pronounced as a long “E” just sayin’

  142. Hahahaha

    Cathy, I can’t wait to give you a hug.

  143. …and if you want to be totally phonetic about it, it’s pronounced Vahgnar.

    *tickles Hotstuff*

  144. One chicken found, one still missing.

  145. Jay, that’s not surprising.

    So does Mitt, because … federalism.

    Newt didn’t say he opposes the individual mandate in principle, just that he opposes the Obamacare mandate.

  146. Just got back from a Dr’s appt with Mr. TiFW. Now that he is “a certain age”, we are starting to look at middle/old-age issues. A few weeks ago – after looking at his cholesterol/triglyceride numbers – his doctor suggested he might want to have a CAT scan done on his heart to check for potential blockages.

    Well, we got the results back today, and it turns out that one of his arteries has some plaque build-up in it – not enough to trigger any warning bells on a stress test, but that’s starting to be something that doctors can find out about early enough to prevent bad damage.

    So Mr. TiFW is going to be started on a statin, as well as taking a flaxseed supplement (to try and raise his HDL levels). Hopefully that will allow the plaque to start dissolving, which should then bring his numbers down.

    According to the doc, there is apparently a drug that just finished research studies that not only lowers LDL but also raises HDL numbers to unbelievable heights – dissolves plaque like crazy. Unfortunately, it isn’t even being CONSIDERED for FDA approval at this point….

  147. #

    and if you want to be totally phonetic about it, it’s pronounced Vahgnar.
    #

    Turns up “Tool” and ignores Cathy and Hotspur.

    It’s pronounced /to͞ol/

    The term can also be used as vulgar slang for a man’s penis.

  148. Poor, stupid, pandering Newt. Now he’s got to waste his time back peddling on all his blow hard initial comments.

  149. “The term can also be used as vulgar slang for a man’s penis.”

    Or Newt Gingrich.

  150. Lieberman ran for both VP and the Senate at the same time.
    ————————–
    He was defending his seat, though.

  151. I oppose Global Warming Legislation. Period.

  152. Oh, and any of you who may be considering the “Viascan” – Mr. TiFW’s doctor says don’t waste your money. It’s not going to tell you if you have plaque build-up in your arteries, just if you have elevated calcium levels. And it irradiates a bunch of other organs, none of which is affected by plaque build-up.

    You want to go for the CAT scan if you’re worried about Coronary Artery Disease. But it’s a one-time-only deal – the level of radiation that you receive is such that you can’t repeat it for AT LEAST 5-6 years, if not longer…..

    But it will let you know if there is a problem, so there is that -

  153. Let the record show I would never Dutch Oven anyone. Or let anyone live who tried it with me.

    *shoulders slump*

    *trudges back to kitchen, shuts off stove, pulls out pot roast and dumps it in the trash*

  154. He was defending his seat, though.

    Still, he was running for two high-level political positions at the same time.

    I thought it was wrong then and I think it would be wrong now. I just thought I would mention that it’s been done.

  155. I totally support Global Warming Legislation. Period.

  156. Psssssssst. Mare – ^ ^ ^ ^

  157. I’m voting for whoever Steven Colbert endorses. After all, he’s a smart, hip guy with a TV show. /avg college student

  158. I totally oppose raising the debt ceiling. Period.

  159. The term can also be used as vulgar slang for a man’s penis.

    What is the vulgar slang for a woman’s penis?

  160. *fires off email to Hillary Clinton and Janet Napolitano*

  161. “What is the vulgar slang for a woman’s penis?”

    Barrack Obama?

  162. I totally support raising the debt ceiling. Period.

  163. “I’m voting for whoever Steven Colbert endorses. After all, he’s a smart, hip guy with a TV show. /avg college student”

    I’m with MCPO!

  164. More walkback. Now we just didn’t hear him. I thought he might try this:

  165. I totally oppose the requirement requiring the submission of patient’s allergies as part of the insurance reimbursement process portion of Obamacare, Period.

  166. “What is the vulgar slang for a woman’s penis?”

    Barrack Obama?

    DO NOT INSULT MY PENIS, SIR!!

    *thwacks clint with my glove*

  167. Twenty something year old, that I work with, said that everyone is entitled to their beliefs when I tried to explain to her why global warming bullshit is a scam……..blocking peer reviews, hacked emails, fudging numbers, the SUN and sunspots, the many scientists calling foul.

    f*cking idiot

    Her work ethic, attitude, and product, suck.

  168. *countdown to vacation is less than 2 weeks.

  169. I thought it was wrong then and I think it would be wrong now
    ——————————————
    I completely agree. I think it would be seen differently because Ryan would be a first timer.

    I don’t believe that any elected official should be able to hold an office and run for another one. How well are they actually performing their first job, which they are being paid for?

  170. I totally support the provision requiring the submission of patient’s allergies as part of the insurance reimbursement process portion of Obamacare. Period.

  171. Hahahahaha

    “With allies like that, who needs the left?”
    Paul Ryan

    http://tinyurl.com/3qbhfq4

  172. How well are they actually performing their first job, which they are being paid for?

    Exactly. And why are they exempt from random drug tests?

  173. Ahh, the ol’ Out Of Context™ ruse.

    Last refuge of scoundrels.

  174. Newt sez: “I’m sorry if you people are too stupid to understand the subtle nuances of my prior statements regarding global warming, Mr. Ryan’s budget and rightwing social engineering”

    Hey Newt!! STFU already!

  175. Newt responds, says conservatives are taking him out of context

    Fixed for accuracy. And hope.

  176. Newt’s testicles never descended.

  177. Newt needs to go. Unfortunately, in the movie reel he has running in his head, he is the next savior of the world. I’ve always thought he was a smarmy guy – just ask Mr. TiFW about the conniptions I would have when he was Speaker of the House way back when. The guy just rubs me the wrong way.

    But here’s the reason I could never vote for him for President: the man left not one, but TWO wives when they were sick to take up with other women.

    A candidate can say all of the right things on the campaign trail, be on the right side on all of the issues, but at the end of the day, it is what he/she does in their personal life that gives you the true “measure of the man”.

    And by my metrics, Newt isn’t much of a “man”. Anyone who is going to cut and run when things get unpleasant isn’t who I want running my country.

  178. You know how I always call Obama a, DOUCHE and I say he’s INCOMPETENT and I say repeatedly he’s NOT PARTICULARLY BRIGHT and Michelle has a FAT ASS? Well, I think I’ve been taken out of context.

    What I said was, “Obama is an incompetent douche who’s not particularly bright and Michelle has a fat ass.”

  179. I’m pretty sure Michelle’s ass has its own zipcode.

  180. To be fair, my entire BODY has its own zipcode….

  181. TiFW ♥’s Mare!

    (Still wish you were coming to STLooie…..)

  182. Thanks for clearing that up, mare. I totally support you………for now.

  183. My penis has it’s own zip code.

  184. Based on the pushback and responses I have been receiving regarding my previous statements, I believe that there may have been a slight misunderstanding regarding my support for the portion of the Obamacare regulations in which the submission of allergy data as part of the insurance submission requirement portion is deemed mandatory and is therefore a requirement, as stated in Section 212, subsection C, pages 5-9, inclusive.

    What I meant to say is that ,while I support the provision requiring the submission of this data if said data is contained as part of the overall insurance submission and reimbursement process, as stated on page 42 of Section 513, subsection Q , I am opposed to the actual implementation of said provision as a part of the overall Obamacare requirements as it is currently defined in Addendum 72v, specifically as it relates to medication allergy information, non-hereditary.

    I regret any confusion this may have caused.

  185. My penis has it’s own zip code.

    So do parts of Rhode Island….

  186. Mine has “Eat at Joe’s” tattooed on it. When I get an erection it say’s “Eat at Joe’s Restaurant – Chattanooga, Tennessee”

  187. Some of my best friends are Paul Ryan.

  188. “To be fair, my entire BODY has its own zipcode….”

    That may or may not be true….:) however, I think you’ve always been proud of your country and not an affirmative action, America hating, Jeramiah Wright listening, completely unworthy BITCH!!!

  189. “I regret any confusion this may have caused.”

    HAHAHAHA….Newt the Consistent is a funny douche.

  190. “Some of my best friends are Paul Ryan.”

    Hoo Boy….HAHAHAHAHAHA

  191. Mine has “Eat at Joe’s” tattooed on it. When I get an erection it say’s “Eat at Joe’s Restaurant – Chattanooga, Tennessee”

    Is this the tattoo machine they used?

    http://bit.ly/l68Mr1

  192. I kinda thought the thread might take a “Yo Momma” turn for a minute there, but I should have known it would veer into “Keeping up with the Johnsons” territory….

    Carry on.

  193. I’m pretty sure Michelle’s ass has its own zipcode.
    ——————————
    She is a Food Sheen. She tells you how to eat, but clearly indulges.

    Charlie tells you coke will kill you while he’s loading up the crack pipe.

  194. however, I think you’ve always been proud of your country and not an affirmative action, America hating, Jeramiah Wright listening, completely unworthy BITCH!!!

    HEY!

    I never went to The good Rev. Wright’s church!

    Well, almost never.

    Listen, I think you may have misunderstood what I was trying to say just a second ago….

    I may have gone to his church, but I wasn’t really listening……

    Look, can we just move on and get back to talking about what’s important in this race,which is my promise, if elected President, to repeal of the section of Obamacare that requires the partial submission of medication allergy data, non-hereditary? I truly believe this is the one aspect of Obamacare that is horribly, horribly misguided and an affront to the founder’s concept of freedom..

  195. “To be fair, my entire BODY has its own zipcode….”

    That may or may not be true….:) however, I think you’ve always been proud of your country and not an affirmative action, America hating, Jeramiah Wright listening, completely unworthy BITCH!!!

    Michelle has set herself up as 1) the most beautiful/stylish woman in America and 2) a role model of fitness.

    There for, she must be relentlessly mocked.

  196. Section 513, subsection Q
    ————————-
    Subsection Q? RINO.

  197. Is this the tattoo machine they used?

    Hahahaha

    You sonofa…

  198. Speaking of mocking –

    anyone else ever watch that horrid show – wives of Orange county or whatever?

    My husband turned it on for a bit last night, and those people are just … I don’t know what.

    It made me think of that essay we all read over the weekend. About the elite. I was watching that show, thinking these are – mostly – the uber successful in our society. And they are them dumbest collection of men and women I can imagine.

    it’s weird. How can they be such idiots, yet have done so well?

    I think if I were to be stuck at a dinner party with any of those folks, I’d be stabbing myself before the salad was served.

  199. >> She is a Food Sheen.

    RACIST!

  200. Rush is about to slam Newt like an amateur showing up on WWE’s RAW.

  201. I’ve thought she’s eligible for high scorn since the “…….first time I’ve been proud of my country…” remark. That was a deal breaker for me and will always make me think of her as a complete non self aware asshole.

  202. There for, she must be relentlessly mocked.
    ———————-
    People cheer and willfully cover her ‘healthy’ lifestyle, which has led her to what? A pear shaped form? Yeah, that’s what hard work and vigilant dieting will get you: a fat ass.

    It always reminds me of the Sienfeld episode where George (wearing a tupee) is upset that his blind date was bald.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM9Jpf-ADYc

  203. What’s that you’ve got engraved on your nuts Hotspur?

  204. Michelle has set herself up as 1) the most beautiful/stylish woman in America and 2) a role model of fitness.

    Yes, well to be fair, I do have a stunningly trim, gorgeous body. However, were I to go out in public in all of my magnificence, the mere sight of all of that perfection would bring every living, breathing creature in the world to such a height of rapture that they would never be able to do anything ever again, so overcome would they be by their insignificance.

    So I have, instead, chosen to encase the whole in so many layers of padding that there is no possibility that any may catch a glimpse of the glory beneath. Humanity must be protected.

    It’s for the best.

    Really.

  205. Subsection Q? RINO.

    I believe there may have been a misunderstanding here……

  206. Rick Santorum kicks Newt in the poon on FaceChimp: http://www.facebook.com/notes/rick-santorum/santorum-gingrich-is-wrong-on-medicare-reform/10150181523949440

  207. M’chelle is almost a parody of an Angry Black Woman.

  208. I was watching that show, thinking these are – mostly – the uber successful in our society.

    Trust funders, wives, parasitical hangers on. The uber successful are at the office.

  209. Unlike Newt, who’s a fucking douchebag and can’t beat Obama, I think Santorum is a pretty good guy. Who can’t beat Obama.

  210. The uber successful are at the office. sleeping with their girlfriends.

    fixt

  211. Andy – I’ve met Senator Santorum twice. I would definitely vote for him.

  212. Whoever did the header pic, well done! Very timely message!

  213. As I’ve consistently said, I have been consistent in my statements regarding my consistency.

  214. I just wish Santorum would do something about his speech pattern. He hosts Bill Bennett’s show on Fridays, and the guy can hardly get two words out in a row without an umm or awww, or ahhh.

    Can hardly listen to him.

  215. Hotspur – After 2 years of Mr. Teleprompter reader, I could give a fuck about his speech patterns. It’s his ideas and principles that count.

  216. Don Lemon is out? Don Lemon is out? Lemon is out? Don Lemon is out?

    http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/2011/05/16/cnns-don-lemon-says-hes-gay/

    A) Big surprise
    B) Who gives a fuck?
    C) Sorta explains his Obama worship…. Naaaaaah, that’s got nothing to do with his sexuality.

  217. Who the heck is Don Lemon?

  218. M’chelle is almost a parody of an Angry Black Woman.
    —————-
    The neighborhood that she grew up in is known as one of the most racist around Chicago.

  219. Trump is out? Trump not running?

    A) Big surprise
    B) Who gives a fuck?
    C) Oh crap, another year of “The Apprentice”!!!

  220. Who the heck is Don Lemon?

    uber-biased CNN news reporter.

    Wait…. that’s redundant….

  221. What she said, or rather, asked.

  222. >> The neighborhood that she grew up in is known as one of the most racist around Chicago.

    She grew up in a white neighborhood?

  223. Oh right, the dude that wigged out when Chicago didn’t get the Olympics, cause he was sure Obama would talk em into it.

    Heh.

  224. I only watch CNN when I’m trapped in a waiting room without a remote. Then, I usually just hit the power button.

  225. Oh right, the dude that wigged out when Chicago didn’t get the Olympics, cause he was sure Obama would talk em into it.

    See, that’s what makes this funny:

    Don Lemon is out? Don Lemon is out? Lemon is out? Don Lemon is out?

    I didn’t think I needed to link that video when I made my comment, but obviously that was a mistake.

  226. She grew up in a white neighborhood?
    ————————-
    No. It is mostly black. In general, the folks there don’t like whitey too much. My roommate from college and most of his friends grew up in South Shore.

  227. “Oh right, the dude that wigged out when Chicago didn’t get the Olympics, cause he was sure Obama would talk em into it.”

    When that happened, it was great TV……I mean, TV at it’s dumbest.

  228. No. It is mostly black. In general, the folks there don’t like whitey too much.

    {{{{{{{gasp!!!}}}}}}}}

    fer realz???

    But that’s unpossible!!!

  229. >> See, that’s what makes this funny

    It would be funnier as a cover.

  230. I’ve been meaning to watch Waiting for Superman. Can anybody recommend it?

  231. >> But that’s unpossible!!!

    I knew somebody would get the joke.

  232. It would be funnier as a cover.

    Don Lemon is out? Don Lemon is out? Lemon is out? Don Lemon is out?

  233. Would it be racist to call him Don Lemon Party?

  234. Waiting for Superman is depressing, but it shows that some people out there really do know how to teach kids. I liked it a lot.

  235. The uber successful are at the office. sleeping with their girlfriends.

    fixt

    Have you seen the wives of Orange County?

  236. I like Santorum and like the Bush hate, can’t figure out why so many have a visceral dislike for him.

  237. Beasn, I lived in OC for 7 years. There’s a lot of women who’s only job is to look good. And of course, they get dumped when they get too old.

  238. Have you seen the wives of Orange County?

    Only clips on the soup.

    Personally, I think that all of the women on those shows are shameless whores and the guys who are married to them definitely have something going on on the side.

    I mean, seriously, who would want to live with those sleazebags.

  239. From 2001, but still true today:

    It’s true that in 1980 most Americans were agreed on a comprehensive multi-stage approach to the country’s energy situation.
    Stage 1: Drive to polling station.
    Stage 2: Vote Jimmy Carter out of office.

    Bill Clinton sat by as petroleum imports overtook domestic production for the first time in American history. The Department of Energy switched off the lights and went to sleep. For eight years, the only exploration and drilling rights were those the President exercised on female subordinates.

    http://www.steynonline.com/content/view/4048/

  240. More article deliciousness from Car in’s favorite redhead:

    ….what exactly do environmentalist Democrats stand for?

    After all, the environmentalist Left is opposed to oil exploration in the Arctic because it thinks we should give up our gas-guzzling Jeep Cherokees for rinky-dink electric cars. Okay. In that case, with all these electric cars, we’ll need more electricity, so we should build some nuclear power plants. No, sorry, say the environmentalists, we can’t risk another Three Mile Island. Okay. Well, how about coal-fired plants? No can do. Coal’s too dirty. Greenhouse gas emissions. Okay. You guys are in favour of mass transit so let’s go back to wood-fired steam trains. A bit cumbersome. No, sorry, say the environmentalists. We’re opposed to logging. We want a ban on forestry work in environmentally sensitive areas such as forests.

    [Thus] the genius of the Bush approach. By being in favour of everything, he’s brilliantly exposed the fact that the other side’s in favour of nothing. No nukes. No wells. No refineries. No exploration. No nothing, no matter how safe, clean and efficient the energy industry gets. Thus, the no-policy policy of the Clinton Administration [for] eight years.

  241. Personally, I think that all of the women on those shows are shameless whores and the guys who are married to them definitely have something going on on the side.

    I mean, seriously, who would want to live with those sleazebags.

    Why would they need a piece on the side?

    I think neither the men or the women have anything “going on”. The men somehow have come into a lot of money (a LOT) and they -mostly – appear rather dull themselves. They got the best money could buy, because money was all they had to offer.

    The men are mostly overwhelmingly neither exceptionally handsome, or witty. Or smart.

    Unless they all have huge schlongs.

  242. I mean, take Mark Steyn.

    He is superior to all those husbands in just about every way.

  243. Carin seems to be a fountain of slang today.

  244. And “best” I mean not “the best.” Those women are the best they could do.

    Because handsome, smart, witty, nice, rich men have all gone for a better class of women.

    Women who would never dream of putting their life on such a tv show.

  245. I’m bored. The weather sucks.

  246. Indeed. This is the worst spring ever.

  247. I LOVE it when someone hoists the Liberal Left on their own stinky, dirty petard:

    http://grandpajohn.blogspot.com/2011/05/but-he-had-needs-she-had-abilities.html

  248. Indeed. This is the worst spring ever.

    But…but…but….

    ARAB SPRING!!!!!!!

  249. Indeed. This is the worst spring ever.

    ORLY?

    http://tinyurl.com/3wfczly

  250. I mean, seriously, who would want to live with those sleazebags.

    In either case when money and being Ricky Suave becomes the central feature of the relationship, you have DOOM and a reality show of whoredom.

    I was asking the other day why in hell ‘Sister Wives’ still has a slot and why that husband is not fertilzing the vegetable garden.

  251. I knew that was what you were going to link. I had the song in my head as it loaded ;)

  252. It’s 46 degrees here. Overcast. Miserable.

    Is ManBearPig in the state?

  253. Car in,

    If I don’t pick the low hanging fruit, who will?

  254. That is what we had yesterday Ca rin. Today is sunny and 55. It’s loverly but I feel like I got run over by the trash truck. Seems my coworkers infected me with their cooties.

    I need to run errands but can’t quite find the energy.

  255. If somebody brings a bag of Twizzlers to the office, it’s better to just ignore them. The Twizzlers that is.

  256. You should kill your coworker and eat all the Twizzlers.

  257. The Democrats want big cuts in the US Defense budget. Who’s left to defend the free world if that happens?

    Top Brass had to ask for help after last year’s controversial decision to axe Nimrods left the UK with NO airborne maritime surveillance capability.

    A US Navy P-3 Orion is now keeping watch over HMS Liverpool, mine hunter HMS Brocklesby and nuclear sub HMS Triumph. It has a US crew and is making regular sweeps off Mad Dog Gaddafi’s coast. It will provide information on potential threats to the three vessels.

    A source said: “It’s all deeply embarrassing, but we can’t have our guys with no protection so we have to rely on others.”

    The new Nimrods were scrapped in the Strategic Defence and Security Review. Ministers claimed the decision would save roughly £2billion but military figures blasted the move.

    http://thewesternexperience.com/2011/05/16/cost-cutting-brits-have-to-borrow-us-spy-plane/

  258. Well, we do have a very large freezer. It’s as big as a house.

  259. YESSSSsssssssssss!!

    Had one of these when I was a little girl. Hmmm…mine, had a blonde girl with braids..don’t think the boy had a hat. Think they screwed up on this one, FAIL!!

    http://tinyurl.com/3olrvsw

    *yes my Xmas tree is full of junk and WIN

  260. Baldilocks, quoting an article over at Jihad Watch:

    What rapturous joy takes us when a European or American announces [their conversion to] Islam—proof that we are in a constant state of fear, alarm, and chronic anticipation for Western validation or American confirmation that our religion is “okay.”

    And we pound our drums and blow our horns [in triumph] and drag the convert to our backwardness, so that he may stand with us at the back of the world’s line of laziness, [in the Muslim world] wherein no new scientific inventions have appeared in the last 500 years. Sometimes those who convert relocate to our countries—only to get on a small boat and escape on the high seas back to their own countries.

    http://www.luoamerican.com/baldilocks/2011/05/culture-islam-and-the-sting-of-failure-kingshamus.html

  261. What are we supposed to be looking at on your link, Beasn?

  262. In the post 9/11 age, Westerners have tried to explain why Islam has taken such a violent turn. From full-throated terrorist apologias to more sober hard-eyed analyses, America and her civilizational cousins have examined the reasons for violent jihad.

    Read their cult book and your questions will be answered. It hasn’t suddenly taken a violent turn, it is what it has always been.

  263. Teresa, tinyurl screwed up my ‘enlarge’. It’s the FP Play Family House, scroll down.

    I lurved that thing and wondered when Hallmark would make it. I think the original had a blonde braidy girl and a boy without a hat.

  264. I’ve been meaning to watch Waiting for Superman. Can anybody recommend it?

    Jewstin, I HIGHLY recommend it. Just saw it about a week ago. It is awesome. I can’t say enough good about it. It was recommended viewing by our Tea Party folks, so I got it in our Netflix queue.

    *sorry, late to respond… busy away from the c’puter*

  265. I think Hallmark was pleasantly surprised at how well their line of “Toys we grew up with” line of ornaments was received by the public – I’ve loved buying miniature replicas of well-loved toys….

  266. I didn’t get the farm when it came out – for my sister, who had one and was her favorite toy. Tried to get it on ebay for her but I refuse to pay that much.

  267. Well, I just got a somewhat disturbing phone call – someone went to a branch of the bank that Mr. TiFW and I have used for the last 25+ years and tried to cash a third-party check using my name AND my bank account number. Not only that, but they had a temporary/renewal driver’s license with them (the picture was of the woman in question, natch) with our address on it.

    The thing that cued the teller that there might be trouble was that the address was spelled wrong on the license. There were other cues, obviously; unfortunately, when she said that she would need more information, the woman “went out to her car” and never came back.

    So now, we’re gonna have to close that account (they’ve already put a flag on it for future reference) and open a new one. What a hassle…..

  268. HALLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    Anybody there???????

    ECHO…..ECHO……ECHO……

  269. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX are you a member of LifeLock?

  270. Wow, TiF, she got a drivers license with your info?! Does the DMV require fingerprints? That may be a way for them to track her.

  271. Tifw, contact your credit card companies and make sure no one attempts to open any credit accounts in your name.

  272. xbrad, have you strangled anybody yet?

  273. Nope. Quiet day yesterday, and I’ve been alone all day today. Thank God.

    I cleaned the kitchen as a way of saying thank you to my cousin Sally for keeping me away from the chattier members of the family.

  274. Heh

  275. “Get out now before you make a bigger fool of yourself.”

    sweetness…..

  276. Someone needs to give that Iowan a Nobel or a thousand.

  277. Wiser, how many miniature bottles of Chivas did you wrap up for Scott?

  278. Afternoon all.

  279. Thanks, Rush…..

    Yep, gotta check with the credit card companies, too.

    As far as the DL “renewal”, it was a paper copy, so I’m guessing this fine, upstanding citizen got together with another group of Boy Scouts and is providing a very important public service to the less fortunate in our fair city. I’m also guessing proof of who they are isn’t a requirement….

    What suxx is that this is happening so close to the STLMU – we’re gonna close our account today, which means we probably won’t get new debit cards in time to use on the trip. I don’t know about credit cards.

    I’m listening to loud classical music with lots of sixths right now to calm me down……

  280. Revvy, your avitard get some bad plastic surgery?

  281. Oh, yeah, if I’d hit refresh before commenting …

  282. oh shush PG, I just forgot to log in.

  283. Wiser, how many miniature bottles of Chivas did you wrap up for Scott?

    6.

  284. Hey, Revs. Congratulation there, angel.

  285. Thanks Wiser =) Saturday’s the day.

  286. Thanks Wiser =) Saturday’s the day.

    We will raise a toast in your honor at the STLMU.

    Maybe you can work on creating us a logo of some kind…..

  287. We will raise a toast in your honor at the STLMU.

    Maybe you can work on creating us a logo of some kind…..

    Great idea. Make it easy enough for me to convert to my embroidery system, please.

    Yea. I’ll drink to Revvy’s gradumication on Saturffday.

  288. Mebbe, not sure I’d know what to put in it.

  289. Are you graduatin?

  290. ah, if I could only read.

    Congratulations Revvy!

  291. course I know how to time these posts so WP doesn’t kick em back.

  292. Mebbe, not sure I’d know what to put in it.

    No worries. Someone can set up a ‘Polldaddy’ for you with some ideas so the group could participate.

  293. Thanks DiT :D

  294. Wups, and thanks to you too Cathy!

  295. 98 1/2 hours, Dave.

    Doing exercises to strengthen my arm muscles for a shit-load of squishy hugs… and a few of ‘em gots your name on em. Figure my face is gonna hurt from smiling and laughing too.

  296. I like the way this guys thinks about business:

    http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=43523

    Not sure about the Grateful Dead thing.

  297. Way to go, Revvy!~

  298. >> Mebbe, not sure I’d know what to put in it.

    Maybe a coat of arms featuring:

    Goatse
    Bewbs
    Spatulas
    Baby monkey riding backwards on a pig (woo-hoo)
    A sausage festival

    The list goes on …

  299. ^ way to go, Andy

  300. I can tell you right now, Goatse is SO not going on there. Mostly because I do NOT want to look at reference for that.

  301. Somebody (perhaps one of you!) told me Kasich was kind of a dick, but that doesn’t really bother me as long as he’s focused on the right things.

    Besides, I’m kind of a dick too, I still get hugs and shit.

  302. Whoever said Kasich is a dick doesnt’ know shit from Shinola.

  303. No, it was more of a “man thing” clint. Hard-charging, no nonsense, result-oriented context. That kind of a dick is a good kind.

  304. Kasich reminds me of the guy who used to host GMA w Joan London about twenty five years ago or so. Can’t think of his name now. Looks and mannerisms are similar.

  305. If the muzzie dude behind me on the train launches into the Aloha Snackbar, there’s gonna be trouble.

  306. Mark Levin is gonna have Newt on his radio program in about 25 minutes…

  307. Levin holds little love for Newt, btw.

    Hope he clobbers ‘em.

  308. Kasich reminds me of the guy who used to host GMA w Joan London about twenty five years ago or so. Can’t think of his name now. Looks and mannerisms are similar.

    Charlie Gibson?
    David Hartmann?

    Those are the only ones I can think of.

    And if you get Revvy to design a logo for us, you ARE going to pay her, right? We can be her first “official” paying gig…..

  309. We can take up a collectoin at the STLMU -

  310. And taking care of new accounts at the bank is MUCH easier these days – we can even keep the same debit cards, because it’s obvious this gal didn’t have any other info about me.

    I’d forgotten – our church had some checks stolen a while back; I’m betting someone from the apartments across the street got hold of them.

    And yes, we were already planning to take our DL’s off of our checks THE NEXT TIME WE NEEDED TO ORDER THEM – the bank took care of that today…..

  311. Did you guys move to a new poat and not tell me?

    *sniffles*

  312. No. No new post. Just nothing to add.

  313. Teresa is getting no love today….here Teresa…..((((hugs)))))

    Stupid check thief should be poon kicked.

  314. I just realized no hair grows on the inside of my left forearm where I burned it with splashed cookin oil 3 years ago.

    *considers this for my ears and eyebrows…

  315. *considers this for my ears and eyebrows…

    Let me know how it goes.

  316. Dave, are you shaving your ears even as we speak?

  317. Dave, as a favor, I’m willing to dunk you in a turkey fryer.

  318. *wonders how to make it so that just one drop of cooking oil will splash up in just the right trajectory to hit the spot where that pesky little chin hair keeps sprouting*

  319. Nah, I don’t shave em.. the haircut lady took care of em on Friday.

  320. New STLMU game, Bobbing for French Fries

  321. wait, I’m wrong. Some hair grows there, just not as much as my right arm.

    The more you know.

  322. Understood, Dave. It takes my hairuct lady almost as long to trim my eyebrows and ears as my head.

  323. Alcohol is bad for presses. That’s my lesson for the day. Squats were fine (I even got complimented on them by a gal at the gym), but my presses were shit this morning.

  324. Jay, how many turnips are you frying for dinner tonight?

  325. J’ames, in the brit TV show, MI5, they killed a chick by sticking her face in a deep fryer.

  326. >> It takes my hairuct lady almost as long to trim my eyebrows and ears as my head.

    No shit. If I ever go bald, I’m going to ask for transplants from my brows.

  327. Only one, fried in baby oil.

  328. You can fry turnips? Ew. Parsnips, sure, but turnips?

  329. I”ve been thinking about doing an eyebrow come UP to help cover that bald spot I’ve developed on top of my head.

  330. come = comb

    Stupid senility.

  331. Ear hair is the worst. I don’t think deep fat frying would take care of it.

  332. So, clintbird looks like Bobby Knight after this happens.

  333. You can fry turnips, sure. I’m just not sure you can eat them.

  334. New poat!

  335. Jay, actually turnips are delicious … but you gotta stew them in lots of butter!

  336. CARIN broke it.

  337. I kinda look like leon, don’t I?

  338. Hmm, where is this magical new poat? Is it passworded?

    Never was fond of turnips, but I never tried cooking them myself. Used to hate cabbage too, until I learned how to cook it differently.

  339. New poat!

    You lie!

  340. You lie!

    The esteemed congressman from South Carolina wishes to be recognized!

  341. The new poat sucks.

  342. Never use Nair on your ears.

    Don’t ask me why I know this.

  343. Jay, just so you know, steamed cabbage and steamed/stewed turnips get better w/catsup … IF you must.

  344. The new poat is invisible apparently.

  345. Same goes for you pud, too, Dave. Don’t ask me or my ex wife how we know.

  346. Never use Nair on your ears.

    Or to get rid of the stubble when you shave your head. My roommate found that one out.

  347. you = your

    Stupid senility and small mofoin’ font.

  348. You can’t see the new poat because it’s hiding behind the millions of new jobs Obama created and saved.

    I’m booting up my electron microscope to find these jobs.

  349. Ah, that’s better. Avatard functional.

  350. Ya do know that Nair prints all of that stuff ON THE LABEL, right?

  351. Never use Nair on your ears.

    It’s not so great on your shoulders either. . .

  352. Ya do know that Nair prints all of that stuff ON THE LABEL, right?

    That would involve READING the instructions.

  353. I can never get the Nair spread smoothly on my back.

  354. “from the Nair label”.

    “Do not use this on your face, your ears, your junk, really, don’t use this crap anywhere. This is a fucking blowtorch. Seriously, we can’t even understand why they still let us sell this shit.”

  355. Did it say anything about ass hair, Dave?

  356. Nair… another fine product of Union Carbide.

  357. Ya do know that Nair prints all of that stuff ON THE LABEL, right?

    Nowhere did the label say “BURNS LIKE FUCKING ACID! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!”

  358. What about taint? Can you use it there?

  359. Taint nuttin’ it won’t burn – Nair!

  360. Accurate application of Nair to the taint requires the use of a dental mirror, or a paid concubine.

  361. >> Did it say anything about ass hair, Dave?

    Not that I recall.

    You first.

  362. What about taint? Can you use it there?

    We’ll wait here. You go try it out and report back.

  363. What about taint? Can you use it there?

    You’re better off with an atomizer of gin and a lighter.

  364. http://tinyurl.com/3z2o6ju

  365. Dickie!

  366. You’re better off with an atomizer of gin and a lighter.

    Skip the atomizer and use a straw. Never waste gin. You can burn off the hair once you’re blotto.

  367. I just always thought burning taint hair was more a tequila thing than gin…

  368. You could always just eat a ton of beans and wait….

  369. We have a lot more metrosexuals here than I thought.

  370. You could always just eat a ton of beans and wait….

    I guess it depends on whether you want to singe hair or go suborbital.

  371. I’m looking forward to ear hair. At least then my hair will have some.

  372. I’m looking forward to ear hair. At least then my head will have some.

  373. Whoa, so that’s what happens when you correct a comment mid-commit.

  374. Yoda phones to say “There is no correct. There is only comment.”

  375. >> We have a lot more metrosexuals here than I thought.

    Every guy (who is married) has seen that can or jar of that stuff, and said “I wonder…”

  376. Not every.

    “Yoda phones to say “There is no correct. There is only comment.”

    HA! That’s good.

  377. Be Still My Soul……

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBoGnfxoWiQ

  378. So does anybody have any idea what we are doing this weekend?

  379. Not meeting Mare.

  380. Count, Sohos, Jewstin – shall I drink all these beers alone or will you be joining me?

  381. Sad face.

  382. So does anybody have any idea what we are doing this weekend?

    I’m installing a gable vent in my garage.

  383. the fuck happened to my comment?

  384. You put Nair on it.

  385. apparently so!

  386. GM, I’ll have a beer.

  387. Is anyone listening to Newt/Levin?

    I’m not, but would love a run down. Yes, I know I don’t get everything I want.

    (damn it)

  388. I listened earlier.

    They both said they tried Nair on their ears.

  389. Those of you close to Ace could you explain this to me?

    “I doubt any candidate will embrace the Ryan plan, and I wouldn’t advise anyone too.”

    So now action is a bad plan? Rand Paul is the only other guy with a good plan.

  390. Went to a Mexican place for dinner tonight and they had fish tacos on the menu.

    Those things kick ass.

    Lobster and crab enchiladas kick ass too.

  391. They both said they tried Nair on their ears.

    I would have thought Newt would say “I used Nair on my ears before I didn’t use Nair on my ears.”

    Could he be getting the message?

  392. Scott, there’s a joint down in the Baytown area that has the best blackened shrimp tacos EVER

  393. MJ I think there is a confirmed reservation for a bus or a Penske truck.

  394. Mare, ace is a huge proponent of the Ryan plan. Actually, more, but he calls it “a start”.

    What he’s saying, is politically, it can be a killer to embrace it, kinda like the new “third rail” of politics.

    Because the middle, the people who actually always have and always will move elections, will not cozy up to austerity.. raising SS retirement age, cutting medicare, really hacking into entitlements, which is the whole danged problem.

  395. Most Mexican places around here suck. Rumor has it there is one nearby where actual Mexicans bring their families.

    I am going to try it soon. I get strong Mexican food cravings from time to time.

  396. MJ I think there is a confirmed reservation for a bus or a Penske truck.

    Just don’t let Rosie anywhere near the exhaust with a hose, or we may be down ~30 Hostages by the end of the weekend.

    Unless that was his plan all along…..

  397. Best non-new poat ever.

  398. Thank you, Dave.

  399. OK, for those of you going to the STLMU, pay attention.

    I used a nose hair trimmer this afternoon (not Nair) just so you would not be offended by the one inch bristles projecting from my shnoz.

    You are welcome.

    (I also got a haircut.)

  400. Did anybody send anybody else a ransom note today?

  401. Did anybody send anybody else a ransom note today?

    Yeah, some Dallas gang told me they are holding Cathy for $5,000.

    Guess I’m going to have to go out for dinner.

  402. Silly Sean, everyone knows Monday is blackmail day.

  403. The Spirit Grille has great fish tacos.

  404. DIR SHON:

    I HAVE UR TODE> LEAVE $500 AND A BACON CHIESEBURGER UNDER THE HOLLI BUSH OUT FRONT OR U’LL NEVER SEE TODE AGIN!!!

  405. “The Spirit Grille has great fish tacos.”

    A waitress there saved my life.

  406. A waitress there saved my life.

    She pointed out where the bathrooms are? I could have told you that.

  407. >> Thank you, Dave.

    *shares my brownie with ya

  408. I was starving to death, and very thirsty.

  409. You know, Kid, if you bothered to read my late-night ramblings, you’d know that I’m probably better off without him.

  410. I was starving to death, and very thirsty.

    Oh. That’s not a very interesting story.

    Dang, Scott, I wish you were coming to St. Louis. It’s not too late to steal Laura’s ticket. I promise not to try to dance with you again. Think about it.

  411. Where ya wanna meet Jew?

  412. Are you going to be in my neck of the woods, GM?

  413. I am in league city right now, by south shore harbor

  414. Nifty. How long will you be around? Floyd’s is a good place.

  415. I’m here too! I’m in my jammies.

  416. if I was in my sleep attire the neighbors would call the cops

  417. I’m in my lounging attire, it’s slightly more formal than my sleeping attire. I could go outside legally, but I’d be freezing.

  418. NEW POAT UP!!

  419. Dang, Scott, I wish you were coming to St. Louis. It’s not too late to steal Laura’s ticket. I promise not to try to dance with you again. Think about it.

    ‘Dance,’ shyah, right. After the TX meetup, Scott showed me on the doll where you touched him.

    Over and over he kept showing me, even though I was trying to ignore him. Then he showed me on himself. I went and did the dishes.

    Then he comes into the kitchen stark naked and demonstrates exactly where you groped him, narrating the entire encounter to me, pausing every now and then to stare at me meaningfully.

    I think he was trying to convey something important, but I’m not into trying to decipher his opaque symbolism and wandering metaphors.

  420. was his face all red?

    that’s a bad sign


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