While Superman was busy renouncing his American citizenship (wasn’t he an illegal immigrant with a fake identity anyway?) a true hero emerged and helped us to track down The World’s Most Wanted Terrorist…
God Bless You! Now, you might want to stop doing that to your tasty, tasty mask.
(Also, if you own any pets, you will really want to wash your face.)
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May First!!!
Aw, you’re no fun anymore.
Wakey wakey. One more day of this.
Man, somebody went all uber literal on the blog title.
Ummm … “dance on your grave” is an idiom. A figure of speech. You know, kind of like “kick the bucket”. Nobody’s actually doing any dancing or kicking.
Anybody catch this in the LA Times? THE LA TIMES!! : http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/05/osama-bin-laden-dead.html
That’s the LA Times blog. It doesn’t actually get printed in the paper.
But Andrew Malcolm’s always a great read.
If the WH was smart they would drip details of the raid to the media for the next few weeks, trying to keep the story alive as the economy slouches further towards Bethlehem.
I’m guessing the WH will take a little too much credit, and more posts like the one from the LAT will appear.
“Congrats. You peed in the toilet. I guess you’re all grown up now. How about making the right call on economic policies?”
OR
“Obama did the right thing…He acted like a conservative.”
I think the economy is picking up. Been really busy with my current job, and I’ve gotten 3 unsolicited job interviews in the last 2 weeks. Maybe it’s just because I rock.
Second interview tomorrow on job 1. I need some more new clothes.
I’m down 45 lbs now from January from just dieting.
CaRiN, what do you know / think about The Insanity Workout?
http://tinyurl.com/6265y5y
Better or worse than P90X for older dogs?
Congrats on the interviews Pupster. If any of the companies are SG, let me know.
Thanks MJ. I’m trying to get back on the design, engineering, consulting and project management side of the equation. I’ve slimmed down but I’m still a little long in the tooth to be a technician. Spent all last week up on ladders and lifts for a pre-wire, and I’m still feeling it.
You like working for
the evil empireSG?avaretard test
This needs to be Rosetta’s POL picture
http://i.imgur.com/bod0E.jpg
(wasn’t he an illegal immigrant with a fake identity anyway?)
No, Superman’s ship was an artificial womb. Siegel wrote it that way on purpose so that Superman would be “born” in America. He knew the law, and wanted Superman to be a real American in every sense, which makes this all the more sickening.
Pupster, I’d do P90X over Insanity. No weights => lots of bodyweight work, which is great, but high, high reps can be rough on joints.
Good morning! Chocolate ice cream for breakfast is so very pleasant.
*kills YET another spider*
It’s Spring now fer sure.
How the Hell do they get in?
We need more of those killer centipedes in the walls.
*places order to Carolina Bio Supply*
This needs to be Rosetta’s POL picture
http://i.imgur.com/bod0E.jpg
BRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINSSSSSSS
Yes, pupster. I’m a corporate douche, but I know most of the guys in your area who run the offices.
Off to work. Good day to all.
STLMU training video.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5cf_1304402003
I don’t know about the insanity workout, except what I’ve seen on the ads. The thing I like about P90X is that I’ve been able to change it to suit, while still keeping some components of it. I still do the ab workout, and the three weight workouts per week. But I can go running or whatever. I found it easy to adjust.
Oh and life w/o real Internet? I’ve added 30 of cardio in the morning, which I need after all I’ve been eating. Sit ups are done too. Yea. I hate sit ups. Now I’ll be Abe to enjoy my run later.
Laura, chickens would eat those spiders.
*kills YET another spider*
It’s Spring now fer sure.
How the Hell do they get in?
Replace the front door on your trailer.
I just think at some point most people just get sick of doing videos. There has to be a way to transition into not using them.
/ going Back to my earlier comment/
Breitbart is in fine form again.
So I am challenging the left to prove what it is alleging.
If anyone can prove that I believe American special forces did not kill Osama bin Laden, I will donate one million dollars to ThinkProgress.
Big Government: John Podesta: Put Up Or Shut Up
http://tinyurl.com/3checma
count, I say we start making up quotes, and attributing them to Obama.
“Energy prices will necessarily skyrocket”
Wait…
hahaha no shit right
I love news archives. It can enlighten…unless it is ignored of course.
November 25th, 2009 – Barack Obama and his administration charged 4 Navy SEALS with assault for slapping terrorist mastermind Ahmed Hashim Abed and giving him a fat lip.
May 1st, 2011 – Barack Obama praised the Navy SEALS today for shooting Osama Bin Laden in the head and killing his son.
TheBlaze: DID RUSH LIMBAUGH ACTUALLY PRAISE OBAMA ON THE OBL MISSION?
Looks like Megaton McCain wasn’t the only idiot who got reeled in. Morons (not the good kind).
But GMLand, that was all the way back in 2009. Almost a whole TWO years!
Can’t a guy eat his waffle?
I actually caught just a bit of Rush, but wasn’t the line more like “praising Obama for following the Bush era policies that made it possible?” The joke being Obama criticised those, like, a lot.
ah. I suppose I could have followed the link.
nevermind
That’s pretty much it, Dave. It was obvious to me what he was doing, but I’m just a crazy wingnut, not scary smart like those guys.
Well most of em don’t listen to Rush anyway, they read summaries and snippets that get prepared for them by MMFA et.al., so the sarcasm really doesn’t translate well unless you know when he says “the only qualified person in the room to suggest special ops” is patently absurd, he’s surrounded by defense experts and he is barely defense-aware.
But even then if you’re an Obama fan that doesn’t register with you because you in fact believe he IS a super-genius.
Pretty good schtick from Limbaugh.
El Rushbo pwns the left, Episode No. 1,346,592.
You’d think they’d figure this out after a while, but you’d be wrong.
MSNBC.com: Obama’s golf shoes a clue to bin Laden raid?
Stupid wingnuts, if you’d just pay attention to how awesome he is, you would have known that something was up! Now just give up the election in 2012, it’s over for you.
You can almost hear the Soviet national anthem playing in the background as you read that.
CaRiN, what do you know / think about The Insanity Workout?
http://tinyurl.com/6265y5y
Better or worse than P90X for older dogs?
Pupster, you didn’t ask me, but perhaps you’ll indulge me anyway.
I’ve done both. Insanity is higher intensity cardio and core work than anything p90x offers. That being said, I suffered from lower back problems early on due to all of the up and down movement. Upright to plank back to upright, etc. But over time I got a lot stronger in my core than I ever did with p90x. I feel better in the lower back now than I have in 30+ years. The main problem I had with Insanity is that I just never got mentally and emotionally in to it. I did it because I had to, not cause I much wanted to.
I get into p90x. I look forward to the “weight” workouts. I’ve always been a big guy and I like working my large muscle groups. I like the feeling afterwards. I’m 6’2″, somewhere in the 280′s, and will turn 51 later on this week. Neither of these workout programs are to much if you modify, modify, modify as you get going. Do what you can do and then stand around and watch until you catch your breath.
xbrad review: Insanity probably has better looking chicks. With a few exceptions, the girls in p90x look like trannnies. And not well done trannies. Insanity has a Chinese girl that makes me want to run away from home and smoke opium.
…what do you know / think about The Insanity Workout?
Speaking as an exercise non-expert (meaning: I avoid it like the plague), I’d stay away from any workout with the word “Insanity” in its name.
I’m just sayin’……
Yea, P90X has wimpy cardio. But it’s real easy to just add that on your own.
Good morning!
280??? Your picture doesn’t look like 280. That’s big, you must be all muscle.
>> 280??? Your picture doesn’t look like 280. That’s big, you must be all muscle.
Why do I hear that in the voice of Lili Von Shtupp?
Why do I hear that in the voice of Lili Von Shtupp?
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN CELL!
LOOK AT HIS HEAD
Well, I didn’t want to say…..holy crap, you must be fatter than Barney Frank.
280 = One Pendejo Grande.
This can be a Hostage Unit Of Measure.
I am approximately .46 Pendejo Grandes.
It’s not as much fun teasing pg iffen he’s not here.
I am .457 pg
I’m .59 pendejo grades
Bin Laden was .57 pendejo grades
*is willing to take off clothes to stay under lauraw’s PGa unit of weight.
We still measure crap in Courics though, right?
1 Pendejo Grande = 20 stones.
Doesn’t that make it tough to walk?
My arrogance = .137 Obamas
USS Ronald Reagan (CVN-76) = 14,7342.85 pendejo grandes
0.31 Clydesdales. Just sayin’.
I guess I’m 60% PG.
ProteinWisdom: “Rewind: In Bush Years, Killing of Iraqi al-Qaeda Leader Zarqawi Greeted by Media Scowls”
Missed this yesterday, but Jeff is spot on with this one. The View clip was played on Beck’s show today, WOW. How those scrunts remember to breathe is beyond me.
.407 Pendejo Grandes
Morning. Y’all.
I am .457 pg
Whore.
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/65163213188235264
.83 Pg
Obama = 50% white / Me = 2 Obamas (not sure how I feel about that)
.72 Dick Cheney
*is willing to take off clothes to stay under lauraw’s PGa unit of weight.
*kicks off shoes and gets on scale again
*cuts off leg.
There, now I’m .36 PGs.
Your move, Cathy.
.84 Pg. Ugh.
1 DiT = 0.84 Pendejo Grandes
However, if a PG were measured in years and not pounds, then 1.02 DiTs = 1 PG.
http://twitter.com/#!/BreakingNews/status/65422601899622400
But confederateyankee already released the final Osama photo.
Heh
GAH. Connecticut story:
2-year old followed Dad out of the house this morning but Dad didn’t see him. Started backing up the car and heard screams.
Kid was pinned. Emergency personnel had to lift the vehicle off of him.
Hospital. Kid will be OK.
But Dad will be scarred for life, I’m sure!
Oh God.
Parent’s worst nightmare. Thank God the baby will be ok.
Thank God he heard the scream.
1.22 pg in years
1.00 pg in height
.70 pg in weight
Ugh! Thank God the kid is o.k., but that’s too close for comfort.
Osama’s brain matter = .556
-.265 pg in texas twang.
*cuts off leg.
There, now I’m .36 PGs.
Your move, Cathy.
*inspects thigh-butt region in mirror*
*sharpens machete with kitchen steel*
.357 PGs
Winning!!
… and thank God that little one is gonna be ok.
Sheesh. I feel for that dad.
*unloads another box of spiders outside the W’s house*
Can’t get Drudge to load. Wonder if he has the photo.
*Can’t get Drudge to load. Wonder if he has the photo.*
*drooling… still holding bloody machete*
Nope. Don’t know what the hell that was. Tried about 20 times before it loaded.
Kid was pinned. Emergency personnel had to lift the vehicle off of him.
Hospital. Kid will be OK.
Same thing happened in my old neighborhood to a three year old. Baby died on the way to the hospital. Massive head trauma. Neighbors cleaned the driveway before they got home.
Not long after, the other neighbors got divorced because the pilot’s wife was schtupping the other neighbor while pilot worked.
We then moved. I felt the place had some bad juju.
Today is our 25th anniversary. ‘He’ bought me a lovely ring. I’m torn. I’ve been a saving nazi and with daughter’s pictures and graduation and party and son’s birthday around the corner, I’m seeing no savings.
*twitches*
I need to get a desk job so that I can enjoy my bling ’cause I can’t wear it to decorate.
I see y’all have been having fun at my expense. Carry on.
Just thinking…. could you imagine the caterwauling and conspiracy mongering of the media and the left if Bush had said that “he” had killed Osama and then, after confirming it was him, dumped his body at sea, “no seriously, trust me, it was him, promise!”?
yet the proven Liar-in-Chief says it happened and the left just eats it up.
I’m not saying it wasn’t OBL, but I just find it funny how the same people who accused Bush of all sorts of bullshit now just sit back while BHO actually does them and smile.
>> Neighbors cleaned the driveway before they got home.
That is one of the most heartbreaking acts of kindness I’ve heard in a long time.
Today is our 25th anniversary.
Happy anniversary, beasn.
… see y’all have been having fun at my expense. Carry on.
Cool. You’re welcome, PG.
Beasn, sometimes bling from our beloved is more important. Congrats and hope to see this lovely bling thing soon. Hugs.
Congrats Beasn, on 25 years!
*inspects thigh-butt region in mirror*
*sharpens machete with kitchen steel*
.357 PGs
Winning!!
*eats some store butter cookies and instantly puffs out to .49 pg*
Happy Anniversary Beasn!
Congrats beasn and mr. beasn!
The advice my wife gave me on our last anniversary: “Face it, you’re too fucking ugly for anybody else to take, now.”
New drink called the Bin Laden:
Two shots with a splash of water.
Yeppers, forgot to say… Happy Anniversary Beasn!
Sounds like the man is a keeper.
consider that borrowed HS! LOL
Happy anniversary brawn!!
*eats cake to celebrate, cuts off left hand to compensate
The advice my wife gave me on our last anniversary: “Face it, you’re too fucking ugly for anybody else to take, now.”
Herr. Be happy. At least she still mentions fucking.
Happy Anniversary, Beasn!~
Sounds like Mr. Beasn knows he won the lottery.
Herr. Be happy. At least she still mentions fucking.
– - – - – -
mentions it, as in, “no you may not’?
Herr. Be happy. At least she still mentions fucking.
——————-
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sex is overated….or so I’m told.
I honestly can’t remember anymore.
Happy Anniversary, Beasn! Hope you have another 25.
My wife and I hit 25 last summer.
My parents 50th (and last) anniversary?
They went to Elephant Bar and shared a 2-for-1 coupon.
I just cleaned out the furnace/kitty litter room.
Shudder
BTW, when Obama was watching the raid in real-time/near real-time, he HAD to have had a moment of panic, Carter/Desert One style, when the chopper went down…. If the raid had failed, the attacks on him would be merciless.
Honestly, I have never really faulted Carter for the failure of the Hostage rescue attempt. The services just did NOT have the technical capability to pull of an extremely ambitious and overly complicated raid. Some of the complications were self inflicted by DoD/iinter service rivalry, and some were just imposed by the fact that the US had never considered that its Special Operations Forces would need specialized airlift.
Your furnace runs on cat turds?
I know oil is expensive…. but, geez.
xbrad – think we’ll ever get to see the feed they were watching? Especially if it has the kill shots?
Happy Anniversary Beasn!
Enjoy the bling!
The advice my wife gave me on our last anniversary: “Face it, you’re too fucking ugly for anybody else to take, now.”
You can’t be that bad if you make such cute babies. Besides, the wrapping is not as important as the beauty of one’s soul.
Mr. Beasn is a good man. Most everyone likes him that meets him ’cause he likes people. I don’t need bling to celebrate such a catch.
I just put in beasnette’s picture order.
*rolls into fetal position*
……..but they’re good……
Thanks ya’ll, now we are going to go hang out. Maybe the zoo.
What, you never heard of pellet stoves before?
AD, I dunno. That’s a political decision, not an operational one. Actually, I’m certain the operators would prefer the video not be released, as it may disclose some Tactics, Techniques,and Procedures, and that WOULD be an Operational Security issue. But I’m fairly confident that sooner or later, the government will have to release pics of Bin Laden’s body, if not at the compound, at least from the USS Vinson.
Happy Anniversary, Mr. & Mrs. Beasn!
Now, a word of advice about the bling, Ms. Beasn:
I know it’s something expensive, and you’re feeling guilty about it, but the fact of the matter is that Mr. Beasn took the time to go out and find a beautiful item that he wanted to give you in celebration of his love for you and all of the happy years that the two of you have had together – through thick and thin, rich and poor, sickness and health, etc.
You may not NEED the bling, but Mr. Beasn WANTS you to have the bling. He bought that specifically for you, and every time that he sees you wearing it, it will warm his heart to know that he bought that for the love of his life. It’s a talisman for both of you. It will hold a special significance to him to see “his woman” wearing a symbol of his love.
Keep the ring – it will break his heart if you return it.
Mr. Beasn should have just gotten you some Preference by L’Oreal. Because you’re worth it!
In honor of our brave men and women serving our country, a stirring tribute sure to make you swell with pride:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COPKiVmEim8&feature=related
Sean?
https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/65462401616723968
HAppy Anniversary Beasnssssss’
Where did my comment go?
How you feeling, Sohita? Any better?
I’mma watch the prom episodes tonight.
.975 pg here
I’m a little better. I went to work today…I did wish the Beasnsssss Happy Anniversary but not sure where my comment went. Prom episode is great!
Ah, Andy, isn’t that the kind of thing they did in Russia during the cold war? Except the reporter was shot in the back of the head and buried near one of those Russian country homes.
.75 PG
Beasn…….Happy Anniversary and do enjoy the ring! Good for Mr. Beasn.
Ignorant jackass, indeed!
http://tinyurl.com/3mlc4q2
Sohos, glad you’re getting better.
But don’t give any OTH spoilers. Roamy is still a couple episodes behind me… And she thinks Brooke stabs Peyton with a trident.
Just thinking…. could you imagine the caterwauling and conspiracy mongering of the media and the left if Bush had said that “he” had killed Osama and then, after confirming it was him, dumped his body at sea, “no seriously, trust me, it was him, promise!”?
You’re reading my mind, Wiser.
Happy 25th Beasnssss
.482 Pendejos here
No Spoilers!
He says toward the end, “I don’t have an ignorant bone in my body.”
No, just in your head.
Ignorant jackass, indeed!
http://tinyurl.com/3mlc4q2
Mare, my sister lives in Pittsburgh and she just told me about that. Her normally apathetic co-workers were appalled. She was wondering if it would hit the national news.
I just found out my sil’s house was destroyed last week. It was flooded during the first round of storms weeks back, and then finished off last week.
Lippy and Wiser, I think that too.
It just feeds conspiracies and you can’t blame them. And they would have roasted Bush.
Those goofs on the late night radio show Coast to Coast, who haven’t met a conspiracy they didn’t like, went crazy when they heard they dumped his body at sea.
These co-workers of my sister didn’t hear about the tsunami for about two weeks, “what, did something happen in Japan?”
But there was quite the buzz about the ignorant Steeler.
Yeah, I use to like the guy, Lipstick but besides saying epically stupid stuff like, “we’ve only heard one side.” (I thought the planes spoke for Osama as well as several tapes), he still can’t grasp the concepts of heat, metal and gravity.
“what, did something happen in Japan?”
WHAT????
I just LOL’d at the stupidity.
“…went crazy when they heard they dumped his body at sea.”
I did too, but more out of distrust of Obama’s administration than anything else.
Carin, that’s horrible. It’s hard to imagine losing everything.
This thread sucks without pictures of Osama’s massive gaping head wound.
Well….
Rashad Mendenhall just made ESPN.
That’s really gonna help his next contract negotiations.
Rashad Mendenhall just made ESPN.
That’s a shame. I hear McDonalds was just hiring.
Just in time, roamy and Cuffy, Charlie to the rescue! TheOtherMcCain: Wow: Charlie Sheen Visits Tuscaloosa
http://tinyurl.com/3oxb4e2
Rashad Mendenhall just made ESPN.
go read the comments there on that story. It is amazing that there are so many truthers who simply refuse to give up on their idiocy.
Geez, wiser, they’re just asking questions.
No way, Wiser. I have enough problems in my life. My BP is high enough as it is…
There was a truther idiot (BIRM) that called into one of the local radio shows this morning. His call was summarily executed, which was the only proper way handle it.
Sil update. Hail crashed through the roof , destroying interior walls. Floors, already flood damaged. More water. Both cars trashed.
Prayers for your SIL and her family, Car in….
Prayers for me right now if you don’t mind. My son is driving.
Shit. Gas is 4.30.
Good luck with that reelection Obama. That one point jump is going to do wonders. I’m sure he’ll bring those numbers up after he does his campaign stop at Ground Zero later this week.
after he does his campaign stop at Ground Zero later this week.
As someone pointed out elsewhere:
Sept 11, 2009 – Obama skips Ground Zero, sends Biden instead
Sept 11, 2010 – Obama skips Ground Zero, sends Biden instead
May 5, 2011 – Obama does a Victory Lap at Ground Zero.
Asshole.
My son is driving.
You should tell those clowns in Detroit to forget about electric cars, and focus on rubber ones for the youth market.
Does anyone else “follow” the White House Insider (used to be at Newsflavor; now appears to be at socyberty)?
I’m never sure if he/she is real or not, but if this story is to be believed (and it certainly seems credible), well, wow…..
http://socyberty.com/issues/white-house-insider-obama-hesitated-panetta-issued-order-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/
I’ve been following this line of stories for a while, and I have to admit, they’re like catnip, but I didn’t know whether to believe them or not.
Now I’m starting to wonder if these leaks aren’t coming from HRC or someone in a position like hers (it mentions in this article that she has been releasing anonymous info for a while)…..
I just posted about that very link at my place, Tiff.
I’m dubious, but who knows?
My son is driving.
You should tell those clowns in Detroit to forget about electric cars, and focus on rubber ones for the youth market.
I always liked the comedian who suggested that there be an entirely separate lane for teenaged drivers complete with rubber tires lining both sides of the lane – kinda like a “gutter ball” lane for new drivers…..
Does anyone else “follow” the White House Insider
No, TiF, but I keep meaning to because I enjoy reading your links to him/her.
That article would certainly explain why Obama was able to look like he was “keeping a secret” all weekend long – he didn’t know WTF was going on behind his back.
And given that Panetta and Petraeus are both rumored to be leaving their positions shortly, now would have been the only time this could have happened.
It certainly seemed as if Brennan and Obama weren’t aware of the intricacies of the plan – which would fit with not having been involved in the planning phases.
As you said, who knows? But this particular article does appear to have an awful lot of information that only someone who was close to the action would have known -
And it fits with O’s disengaged attitude and dithering.
And it fits with O’s disengaged attitude and dithering.
Ditto.
*Texas Howdy wave to Lipstick*
… and sorry to hear about your sil, Carin…
Howdeee Cathy!
*waves while wearing hat with price tag still on*
doubleplusundead: Stuck on Stupid: Joy Behar says the stupidest thing ever on TV.
Hey, all y’all!
Nice bling, Lips.
Nice bling, Lips.
Well, I usually don’t like to be too much of a show-off…..
One half of my face is numb and I’m trying to sip a coke.
I didn’t think there was any space on any of my teefes left that didn’t already have a filling, but I was wrong man. I was wrong.
Dave, whistle while chewing on aluminum foil. Show the world it can be done!
If I don’t see some muthafuckin Osama brains soon, I’m gonna get unpleasant.
Err, I mean, more unpleasant.
One half of my
facebrain is numb and I’m trying tosip asnort coke off a dead hooker’s ass.Graduation day!
Does anyone know what eventually happened to these soldiers?
Ah, here’s the link:
http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/navy-seals-iraq-charges/2010/03/04/id/351678?s=al&promo_code=989E-1
DId Obama spend 16 hours making the decision to get Osama? Who the fudge needs 16 hours to do that?
McCabe and Keefe still up on charges.. I think they dropped the ones on Huertas but don’t know for certain.
If McCabe and Keefe were abusing a prisoner for shits and grins, I would have no problem with them being prosecuted.
But the story stinks to high heaven.
Who the fudge needs 16 hours to do that?
Obviously, photo editors.
Did Obama spend 16 hours making the decision to get Osama? Who the fudge needs 16 hours to do that?
If Howard Fineman is to be believed, it took Barky that long to get his “pounding the table and saying ‘It’s a Go!’” action JUST right…..
(Never, EVER forget that he is the star of that movie he has running in his head…..)
At Discount Tire w/snot running down my face.
“At Discount Tire w/snot running down my face.”
HAHAHA….Sounds nice.
(poor sohos)
At Discount Tire w/snot running down my face.
*hands Sohos box of tissues*
Who the fudge needs 16 hours to do that?
Um. Our president?
Snothos?
thanks yall…*sobs*
thanks yall…*sobs*
That made me laugh, I’m sorry. Get your butt in bed, hot soup and watch some more OTH.
Its sooooo what I want Mare but they are sooooo SLOW
At Discount Tire w/snot running down my face.
Hi.
*checks hair*
Do you want nitrogen inflation?
Herr, I don’t know if this is real…but…. WARNING: GRAPHIC (but emotionally satisfying)
http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2011/05/is-this-dead-bin-laden-photo-white.html
Mare, if I ever learn your address, I’m gonna send you season one of OTH.
SoHos Get a 12 pack and some ice on your way up here, please, thanks.
“SoHos Get a 12 pack and some ice on your way up here, please, thanks.”
HAHAHAHA….MAKE IT SNAPPY!
Diane Feinstein is either stupid or a liar. Personally, I think she is a lying scrunt.
I don’t know if it’s real, but I need a washcloth nonetheless.
I know this bar is unbelievably, incredibly low, however, I thank God everyday that I’m smarter than Joy Behar.
“I don’t know if it’s real, but I need a washcloth nonetheless.”
Told you it was satisfying.
My six-year old just said it’s real. He recognized him.
Now he’s talking about “Remember when you said we should put him in with the pigs and the pigs would eat him?”
MCPO, what did DiFi say now?
“Now he’s talking about “Remember when you said we should put him in with the pigs and the pigs would eat him?””
hahahahahaha……You guys are making me change my Depends more often today.
Thanks for the pic-link, Mare.
Talk radio reporting that we might hear very soon, maybe within the hour, whether or not they are going to release the photos.
Of course we know that some people take 16 hours to say go.
That may be it. I’ve heard, on Neal Boortz, specifically, that the pic was already running in the military underground on the web.
I hope it is. Entrance wound is in the described place. Sadly, it appears it didn’t actually hurt.
MCPO, what did DiFi say now?
“…None of it came as harsh interrogation practices…”
Diane said none of the intel that led to Osama came from, in her words, “torture” or what we call enhanced interrogation. She is full of shit.
Hahaha. Tricked Frau into looking at that pic. Now I won’t get laid. But I wasn’t going to anyway. WIN!
Well, you know, you asked if she was stupid or lying…
The terms are not mutually exclusive.
The picture is icky, but then again so are Rosetta’s bookmarks.
OK. Now, when to we get to see the Capt. of the Carl Vinson saying “And then Mohammed, the Messenger, came down [I can't motherfuckin' believe I'm doing this] from Heaven and…. Oh for Fuck’s Sake get this shit OFF MY BOAT!!11!1!”?
I’m doing this framing project, will Gorilla Glue be sufficient to hold a relatively light metal sign to a paper backing (matt)?…Cathy, I’m counting on you to know the answer to this.
The picture is icky, but then again so are Rosetta’s bookmarks.
Osama’s got thinner arms.
You’re drunk, dear. Go home.
http://tinyurl.com/3pdzsel
Here’s something else I can’t believe, tell me what you guys think:
http://tinyurl.com/5w4ynwp
Usama bin Laden appeared to be “reaching for a weapon” before he was shot by the U.S. team raiding his compound in Pakistan, a senior U.S. official told Fox News.
It was his phone. He had his lawyer in New York on speed dial.
Nice shot.
Herr, from what I understand, the Vinson had a Muslim crewman read the service.
You’re drunk, dear. Go home.
In Texas, that was three deer.
“It was his phone. He had his lawyer in New York on speed dial.”
There may be a lot of truth in that.
They (being the dipshit administration) want you to think we had no choice, it was a self defense kill, which is stupid, no one cares but them.
the Vinson had a Muslim crewman read the service.
“Relax, Seaman. No pressure,”
Mare, Gorilla glue will fasten a cinder block to your ceiling.
Do NOT get any on your hands.
Wear gloves, the stuff wont come off for many days.
It expands quite a bit as it dries.
“Herr, from what I understand, the Vinson had a Muslim crewman read the service.”
Curious, could he refuse that order?
Being more American than Muslim.
“It expands quite a bit as it dries.”
Thank you, that may cock up my results. I’ll just use a thin bead.
Curious, could he refuse that order?
Of course. You can’t coerce any American into any religious service.
What’s for dinner, Herr?
http://tinyurl.com/5wrus2u
What’s for dinner, Herr?
http://tinyurl.com/5wrus2u
haahahaha
What’s for dinner, Herr?
That was the dumbest GIF you’ve ever linked. But I laughed anyway.
We’re having burgers fries and a drink. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCUs6wXtkv0
1MC: “Attention to Funeral Service on elevator 2.”
Crew” “Aloha Snackbar, motherfucker”
C.O.: “Funeral Detail, dismissed.”
1MC: “Now take all trash and garbage to the fantail. Now take all trash and garbage to the fantail.”
Given Osama’s status as an (illegal) combatant, the SEALs were, by international law (though not our normal ROE) under no obligation to attempt to capture him, unless he was specifically and clearly attempting to surrender.
Nothing in the law of armed conflict says you can’t shoot an unarmed man. It just says you can’t refuse to take prisoners.
(Our own restrictive ROE regarding shooting unarmed people are there to prevent collateral causalties, which greatly harm any COIN effort)
1MC: “Attention to Funeral Service on elevator 2.”
Crew” “Aloha Snackbar, motherfucker”
C.O.: “Funeral Detail, dismissed.”
1MC: “Now take all trash and garbage to the fantail. Now take all trash and garbage to the fantail.”
Good God. I hope they didn’t observe that much formality.
Nothing in the law of armed conflict says you can’t shoot an unarmed man. It just says you can’t refuse to take prisoners.
I’ll just make a guess and bet he wasn’t in uniform, though.
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/05/03/2011-05-03_seals_avenge_slain_li_mate_it_was_almost_like_payback_dad_says.html
Yep, xbrad. One of the few times summary execution is a-ok. And a good thing, too. Some SEAL saved a throw-down gun.
Andy, it is NOT summary execution. It’s combat.
Via Insty:
Frank J.
on’t worry, Osama was shot in accordance with Islamic tradition.
Heh.
That’s not what I meant by the uniform crack.
Though, KSM wasn’t in uniform either. There’s nothing in the laws of war that prohibit us from taking him, or John Walker Lindh, for that matter, from their cells right now and dropping a 45 slug in their heads.
Whether we should or not is a different matter. And in the case of KSM, we should. What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with a culture that can’t drop $0.50 in a slug for KSM?
He also had some time to prepare while they were working their way to his room. Plenty of time to press a button for pre-wired explosives.
Like the man said, combat situation.
He also had some time to prepare while they were working their way to his room.
Don’t speak ill of the dead, Dave. After 5 years of ISI protection, we’d all get complacent.
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I don’t really care what you call it. I just know I like the outcome.
Let us not speak of it again.
I don’t care for Obama’s politics or anything else about the man, but foreigners will harm the President of the United States over my dead body.
I’m willing to bet there are lots of other people who feel exactly the same way.
Kinda like feuding family – you may not like ‘em, but nobody else better mess with ‘em…..
Do I need to delete my comment, too?
I typed before I thought, TiFW. It was supposed to be funny and it wasn’t.
I kind fucked it up. Sorry.
>>Do I need to delete my comment, too?
Elimination of any references would be fine with me.
In that situation you put the sights on him and if he so much as cuts a fart and you don’t like the sound of it, you shoot him.
Well, I stand by my comment, Herr – anyone tries to mess with an American president, they’re gonna have to go through a lot of people to get to him/her, regardless of personal feelings….
whoa… I was talking about Bin Laden.
Or, if your orders are to kill him, you just shoot.
Herr, as long as it isn’t someone here callin’ for the hanging, I think we’re all good. And TIff’s got a point.
He’s an unmitigated son of a bitch, but he’s OUR unmitigated son of a bitch.
Unless he’s Indonesia’s…
Andy,
no one can give a lawful order to shoot someone who is ACTIVELY trying to surrender. That’s one of the few illegal orders around.
That doesn’t mean you have to give him any warning that doom is upon him though.
Which is why you don’t give him a chance to raise his hands …
Which is why you don’t give him a chance to raise his hands …
>> Unless he’s Indonesia’s…
Hahaha
Yep.
How the hell did that happen?
Anybody invent a new metric today?
Thanks, Andy.
I was pretty proud of the Indonesia crack myself.
I made a bad joke which subreferenced a Drudge story and was “of a nature as to conceivably draw undo attention”.
Sumbitch. It couldn’t have been up more than 30 seconds. Which is the time between “Post” and “Fuck I shouldn’t have said that so Imma delete it and why is WordPress so slow goddam”.
Yeah, that was good. You got your funneh quota out of the way early this month.
Time to go make dinner and watch some OTH.
Did anybody dare anybody else to eat something disgusting today?
I think I need to have an entire ground floor window removed and re-inserted. I’ve got moisture leakage all around the frame.
Drywall is cheaper.
Did anybody dare anybody else to eat something disgusting today?
Fucking Navy bastards.
I’ve got moisture leakage all around
the frame.my swimsuit area.Fixt per H2 styleguide.
The room only has one window, I can’t just cover it, sadly.
kathrynlopez 20 minutes ago “I think he’s the man who shot liberty valance now” — chris matthews, on barack obama
Chrissy’s never seen that movie, has he?
Chrissy’s never
seen that movieactually felt the touch of a woman, has he?I’m tempted to just call Hotspur with my “list of things that I cannot sell the house without fixing” and just get a quote.
Caulk is for windows Leon. Unless you have used it already.
Heh. Good one, fishies.
Via Slu
http://twitter.com/#!/SavannahGuthrie/statuses/65568852267892736
It was caulked improperly once already, from the look of it. I’m almost sure it’s surrounded by rotten wood at this point. The inside part of the frame is already rusting through the paint.
“Anybody invent a new metric today?”
HA!
I think Ace’s “what date then?” question is dumb. How about May 3?
“Anybody invent a new metric today?”
HA!
Apparently, mare invented the “HA”. We just don’t know what it means.
We haven’t seen anything funny in days, though.
So, now that the dust is settled, the best I can figure from all the media reports is that Obama bravely ordered an unarmed man shot in the head. But he gets to keep the cape.
Does that cover it?
I think PD was referring to using his weight as a means to measure our own.
One PD = 280lbs
But, yes, I did invent the HA!
I just went to Hot Air for the first time in months. Somebody needs to throw those guys a woman. Geez, but they are the most unmanly writers I’ve read since Andy Sullivan was telling me about Sarah Palin’s reproductive system.
>> I think Ace’s “what date then?” question is dumb.
Why?
I weigh exactly .465 HA’s.
It’s a two part question mare, the answer predicated on whether you believe the timing was politically motivated.
If you don’t then (like me) the date doesn’t matter, it’s only meaningful in the sense of those who are claiming Obama specifically chose May 1 for maximum political impact.
“The room only has one window, I can’t just cover it, sadly.”
Sure you can. Replace it with a nice poster of a sunset over water.
Lakefront property………PROFIT.
whether you believe the timing was politically motivated.
Oh, it was politically motivated. It was the day Obama was able to clear the shit out of his throat enough to say “Uh, yeah, I guess.”
What Dave said.
It’s just a way of asking anyone who “questions the timing” what timing they wouldn’t question.
(Hint: the answer is “none”)
steak with onions and mushrooms is better than steak without onions and mushrooms.
OK. Imma take my pants off and watch the History Channel.
I love Hitler films. Later.
The IQTT argument also presupposes the success of the mission.
We have the most kickass special forces in the world, but shit happens (as evidenced by that Blackhawk we left there).
Because May first was “Mission Accomplished.” You know it, I know it, and Dipshit knew it.
Seriously, do you still believe there is anything he does that isn’t political? Of course, he also stalled (everyone wondered why dipshit was waiting) to ruin the second half of Trump’s show. No brainer on that one.
I’m calling my work day done.
Hello Hostamages.
Like I said, May 3? Why not?
>> steak with onions and mushrooms is better than
steak withoutonions and mushrooms.fixt
Horseshit
Mare is clearly a racist http://i.imgur.com/Yj4f8.gif
http://twitter.com/#!/SavannahGuthrie/statuses/65568852267892736
HA! Fucking. Right. On.
God I miss W.
Did I miss that today was Steak & BJ Day or something??
*check calendar*
Nope; I’m good.
Andy, meet Rahm. Rahm, Andy.
So Obama is simultaneously the most incompetent motherfucker to ever occupy the White House and the possessor of mad special ops skillz accurate enough to take out bin Laden at the half-hour of his choosing?
Ummm, no.
Rush called this one too.
What? He was dead a few hours (minimum) before Obama went on air. He had to be, they had to get the body out, “get it on the ship,” and get rid of it. That didn’t happen in a half hour.
Who the heck remembers “Mission Accomplished Day” is May 1, unless reminded? Is that date a big deal to libs?
The idea of IQTT is to achieve a “specific political benefit” (see examples on affecting the outcome of elections), which was the most common lefty IQTT claim. That’s the benefit. It isn’t to score snark. I do buy that he delayed but mostly because he was weighing the impact of failure. That’s fecklessness, it’s not political strategery.
May 1 buys him no political benefit that May 3 wouldn’t too.
Oct 2010 on the other hand…
I have to side with Mare on this one. Even if Teh Won isn’t the sharpest tack, his handlers are; it’s how he got to be where he is.
*rolls in margarita machine; begins filling and passing out glasses all around*
Dinnah time.
I think the timing was entirely up to Dick Cheney’s Death Squad, personally.
Which, coincidentally, is what I’ll be naming my power metal funk band.
I weigh exactly .465 HA’s.
Wait, maybe I was doing it wrong when I calculated that I was .482 (135#)??
I think my bald head gotted sumburmed today.
I saw the sun today for 20 whole minutes!
Obama’s sharp tack handlers have been stepping all over their dicks today with what should have been the most golden PR coup in months.
“Did I miss that today was Steak & BJ Day or something??
No. It’s Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.
Yer good.
So I have a new theory anthropogenic tornado germination caused by kinetic energy extraction from natural airflows close to the Earth’s surface.
i.e. windmills are causing extreme weather. We must end the windpocalypse now!
Don’t forget that Hitler also died on May 1. And it’s, of course, May Day.
Any other strategic significance we want to hang on this thin reed?
I know Obama opens himself up to this line of thinking by being a douchebag in general, but given how badly they’ve fumbled the communications on this thing just today (bin Laden was armed, then he wasn’t. He was using a woman as a human shield, then he wasn’t, etc.), I’ll go with Occam’s Razor on this one.
1 beer = .0026785 pendejo grandes
But that wasn’t even as fun as watching Leon Panetta single-handedly shiv Media Matters for America and Think Progress today by saying that waterboarding worked
that should be “theory of“, sorry for the massive typo.
Obama’s sharp tack handlers have been stepping all over their dicks today with what should have been the most golden PR coup in months.
Dave’s comment = Thread Winnah!!!!!!
>> i.e. windmills are causing extreme weather. We must end the windpocalypse now!
Did you hear Rush read the thing from the 1975 Newsweak today that blamed the April ’74 storms on … wait for it … global cooling?
Yeah, I have a sort of grudging respect for Panetta these days.
Caulk is for windows
That’s not what I was told
I recall through the 70s and into the 80s it was all about the coming Ice Age.
>> But that wasn’t even as fun as watching Leon Panetta single-handedly shiv Media Matters for America and Think Progress today by saying that waterboarding worked
Don’t forget Dianne Feinstein.
I fear an ice age far, far more than a few degrees of warming.
A real ice age would kill half the human population in the least pretty ways imaginable.
The one thing I DON’T question Obama about is the “what do we do with Osama’s body (dead or alive) now?”
Nothing would be exactly right. People want to see the body, but there are body doubles, Saddam had several of them. Bring him to the US and we start the, “How do we dispose of him?”" Who gets his body?”" Do we cremate secretly?” What a fiasco. So no matter what they would have done, groups would have questions and conspiracies would develop. I think the distrust of government will now and forever breed conspiracies.
That was a no win. I was outraged at first about the body dump but really, what could they have done?
“….by saying that waterboarding worked”
Did he really say that?
but really, what could they have done?
drug the body through the streets of New York? Just a suggestion…
Oh yes. Yes he did.
http://nation.foxnews.com/usama-bin-laden/2011/05/03/cia-director-says-intel-waterboarding-led-bin-laden-raid
While I personally would have loved to have seen his carcass dragged through the king’s courtyard, I don’t think there was a good answer either. Let him become shark shit.
>> I fear an ice age far, far more than a few degrees of warming.
Hell yeah. The natural condition of this planet is approximately: A Big Fuckin’ Ball of Ice.
We’re lucky enough to be living in an interglacial period.
“I’ll go with Occam’s Razor on this one.”
It’s generally right.
I was just about to ask if anyone knew a website that had a reliable story (based on Seal team work and protocol) about the capture. I don’t really know squat and evidently, they don’t know either.
Dave’s right, they are already blowing a good thing.
WOW, Dave.
I got goosebumps. Is that what Rush was referring to when he said the libs owe Bush and Cheney an apology?
Cyn, please put double tequila in mine….Thanks!
>> Let him become shark shit.
The thought of some sea cucumber, starfish, crab, etc. devouring what’s left of him right now brings a smile to my face.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION CONTAINED IN LINK BELOW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYa0jpGFUeY&feature=feedrec_grec_index
I’m not being sarcastic or trying to be funny. I truly think he should have been drug down the streets of New York and then left to the elements.
I thought putting his head on a pike in Lower Manhattan would have been a nice touch.
The header is FANTASTIC!
Sohos, because these terrorists are animals, that might have been a good deterrent.
>> Is that what Rush was referring to when he said the libs owe Bush and Cheney an apology?
Precisely so. I heard that bit on Rush’s show when I was headed to ze dentist today, to get tooth-boarded.
“to get tooth-boarded.”
Dirty, dentist bastard.
Is it safe?
Andy, Sohos, mare, a Brit friend of mine had a saying about making an example of a misbehaving employee from time to time, he said “every now and then you’ve got to drag a body or two through the courtyard”.
Helps the others kinda focus better. Although he really meant just firing them.
I always referred to that as “a well-placed execution.”
Has a way of crystallizing things.
That’s why they should release the photo of Osama with some missing head pieces.
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue.
>>“every now and then you’ve got to drag a body or two through the courtyard”
Pour encourager les autres.
Who did the Header?
+50,000 points
To be used for alcohol, bullets, cigs, and a year’s subscription to “Dipshit Weekly.” The cutting edge news magazine detailing Obama’s golf and vacation schedule.
new header for you fb fans
Aaaannnnddd…still no photo released.
For those of us who dearly remember September 11, 2001 and want to see it, I think we are owed this.
Seriously, where did you find the header? I would love to send that around via email to a bunch of folks.
Awesome header Peej. Awesome.
Yeah, I had a problem Director last year who had a bad habit of blowing up at subordinates in public with yelling and cussing (and several others who had the same problem).
So after the obligatory warning I put her head on a pike and sent her packing.
Then I let the managers communicate to their teams (including the other problem children) that I had a real problem with that kind of behavior at work.
It isn’t a problem anymore.
YEAH, PJM!!!!!!!
PJM, where can I find it, besides Facebook?
Seriously, where did you find the header? I would love to send that around via email to a bunch of folks.
FB
PJM, where can I find it, besides Facebook?
Oh um………
I’ll email it to you mare.
No worries, it’s just great though.
Thank you, PJM.
Speaking of waiting for pics and video, I heard that already spammers are using everyone’s interest in these materials to plant viruses and shit on our computers. Do not click on any email that claims to ahve a link to this stuff was the warning I heard on talk radio this morn. I would imaging that goes for Titter and FaceChimpDouche.
HAHA!
http://is.gd/uzH8l7
Oh yeah Cyn, my FB wall has been spammed to hell with bad Osama links.
HAHA!
http://is.gd/uzH8l7
awesome!
A bunch of my dipshit RL friends were passing around the fake MLK Jr. quote on facechimp, so my wife linked McArdle’s story and copied a couple of the better quotes from her commentors.
“People believe anything they read on the internet if it fits their preconceived notions.”
–Thomas Jefferson.
“The problem with famous quotes you read online is that you cannot verify their authenticity” -Abraham Lincoln
hahaha, those are great leon.
what’s the MLK jr. quote?
Cyn, that made me cackle. Loudly.
You guys, my Graham is going to be a teenager on Thursday. It’s freaking me out a teeny tiny bit.
You feeling any better Sohos?
He was in 2nd grade when I discovered Ace’s.
HAHA!
http://is.gd/uzH8l7
And leon too…….Hilarious.
This is what the internet is really for.
The whole story is here, PJ. Basically a woman’s prepended comment got added to the quote and went viral after Penn Jillette retweeted it.
Dammit Penn, you do a show about Bullshit, keep your eyes open.
PJM, I feel for you, woman! It goes by fast but it’s the greatest.
(I’m referring to raising goats)
“Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a retard.” -Helen Keller
A little bit Cyn. I am a human snot factory. I am nursing a cold beer and that is actually relaxing my throat. I know its not great for the immune system so I am just going to have one or two.
“Two beers are better for a cold than one.”
Dr. Helen Keller
Mine will be a teenager exactly one week later, Pj. Gah!
I forget Graham and Count have the same birthday until it is right upon us. Please give him a big hug from us and wish him a Happy Birthday!
I have some breaking news. The are lying about how Osama was killed.
This is how he died:
http://www.strategic-air-command.com/gallery/enduring_freedom/images/osama-t.jpg
. Basically a woman’s prepended comment got added to the quote and went viral after Penn Jillette retweeted it.
So the person who’s original post it was was a fucking hippy liberal douchebag anyways. Glad she’s ruining kids in Japan and not here.
Oh, NSFW
PJM, I feel for you, woman! It goes by fast but it’s the greatest.
I’ll prolly be on here sobbing when Gavin is a teenager.
Oh that’s right sohos! I forget too. I’ll make sure Graham has a Corona, you know, in honor of Count.
Tushar!
*applies eye bleach liberally to self*
I could kill Tushar right about now. hahaha
My brother in Iraq just said this to me on FB
“Mark Parnell Well they are pissed they just mortared the shit out of our base. I just pray to our Lord that no one was killed.”
The left: Waterboarding is torture, and we as Americans should not torture.
The reasonable: Waterboarding is not torture, blowtorches and pliers are torture. The subject is not in danger of being killed or harmed.
The left: Waterboarding doesn’t work. It isn’t effective.
The reasonable: Not according to Leon Panetta. It’s very effective.
The left: Leon Panetta was part of Dick Cheney’s illegal death squads.
Glad she’s ruining kids in Japan and not here.
No more nukes! No more nukes! No more nukes!
(Too soon?)
Damn, that’s a big fat ass.
I apologize if I violated any policies against nudity here. I haven’t been around lately, vut I hear there was some fracas about posting nude pics.
*sufficiently warned so as not to link
Wow, scary news PJ.
You’re fine tushar.
Tushar…..hahahahahaha, you need to hang out here more often.
Wow, scary news PJ.
It made me physically ill. He JUST told me this on FB.
(Too soon?)
I love that bit.
I’ll make sure Graham has a Corona, you know, in honor of Count.
tequila, PJM, tequila
Yikes, PJM.
Everyone, ramp up your prayers for the troops.
Praying for your brother and his buddies, PJM.
If that’s the best that the Assholes for Allah can muster, then its better news than I might have expected.
Sadly, I think that is the tip of the coming iceberg.
Maetenloch’s link to the Video, “How to celebrate Osama being Dead Dead Dead, ” made me laugh out loud.
he said 30 or 40 odd mortars, he says most he ever had was 8 and they were freaking out then, but nothing like now
He just said, “Blood is pumping, wide awake, head on a swivel and I remember where I am at.”
I hear there was some fracas about posting nude pics.
Hi Tushar! I think it was just enforcing the “no nips” rule. Your pic was just a good ol corn-fed all American ass smothering.
That “meat face” on the kid in this post is creepy. Scary creepy.
Let’s hope the stupid Jihadi’s waste as much fire power as possible without hurting anyone.
PJM, hope they take those mortar bastards out and everyone is safe. (‘cept the bad guys)
Let ‘em give away their position. Makes it easier to get them.
I love mortars.
When they’re outbound.
They’re scary as shit coming at you (and I say that even though the only time I was mortared, I was under armor).
I am so very proud and thankful for your brother’s service, PJM. Tell him I said Give ‘Em Hell!
He said they all ran for the bunker which they’re not supposed to do because they were coming one after the other, you’re supposed to wait for a pause and then go, but they took off.
They’re out of the bunker now, which is how he was able to talk to me on fb, but he won’t know the extent of the damage for a while. I think everything is on lockdown pretty much
What branch of service PJ?
As always, prayers for all our soldiers, but PJ’s brother gets a special mention tonight.
army national guard
Whut? Huh? where did all these comments come from?
*Passes out with a thud*
More Osama funny…
http://is.gd/zWm4d0
If anyone hasn’t read Frank J. Fleming’s tour de force on the death of bin Laden, I highly recommend it.
More Osama funny…
HAHAHA!
howdy sweet, sweet vmax!
Thanks Peej.
I have personally met Frank J and SarahK, but not their little girl yet.
That’s right. I’m a name-droppin know it all.
*gets ready for the waterboarding party this weekend
Howdy there PlaneBuddy™! And I was just about signing off for the night.
Leon, that was great.
But everyone needs the link:
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/dont-worry-osama-was-shot-in-accordance-with-islamic-tradition/
Hi Planebuddy™! I was doing a post on the wretched CIA chief actually suggesting that waterboarding helped track down Bin Laden.
Hoo boy he is gonna be in so much trouble over that.
Also, PJ, sorry to hear about the mortar attack, sounds like it’s ok now.
So, what’s everyone drinking tonight/
I’m still not caught up on sleep so I’m off to get an early start. Again.
Kisses & Love to you all. Sweet Dreams.
Goodnight, Cyn.
So, what’s everyone drinking tonight/
Lime juice and club soda.
I should have skipped dinner and drinks with my Navy friend and hung out with Cyn instead.
**pouts**
And PJ, of course.
If anyone hasn’t read Frank J. Fleming’s tour de force on the death of bin Laden, I highly recommend it.
Are there big words?
**tries to decide if partying with Leon would just be really boring, or a good way to stick him as the designated driver and avoid DUI #3**
XBrad, I’ll DD anytime. I like to stay sober, but I’m not a dick about it.
Are there big words?
Mare managed to read it.
*ducks*
This is how he died:
http://www.strategic-air-command.com/gallery/enduring_freedom/images/osama-t.jpg
Dammit! Mr. TiFW PROMISED me he had destroyed all of those pictures from that night…..
Someone said that Beasn’s pig, Lincoln, passed away.
They saw it on her FB page.
Meh. Too long. Didn’t read.
I liked the headline though.
Woot! NCIS and OTH downloaded for tonight’s episodes.
Anything else I should be watching on Tuesdays?
REALLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION IN THE LINK BELOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHa_jqxnn4o&feature=related
I am sad that Lincoln has passed. It sounded like he was suffering greatly of late, though.
Anything else I should be watching on Tuesdays?
Yes, me chasing Leon’s ass down the street!
I shall now live in abject terror of Mare giving me noogies.
Well, are you not amused?
Mare, I didn’t know “The Biggest Loser” was on Tuesdays…
Poor Lincoln. RIP, little dude.
Lips, how’re the world’s sexiest feet tonight?
I was amused.
*still have the giggles and tears on cheeks from Tushar’s Osama’s Squshed-by-Tush-pic*
B-rad, they are doing just fine, thanks.
What’s shakin’ down your way?
Time for bed. I hope my night-Mares aren’t too scary.
’twas hot today. The hot dry Santa Ana’s were breezing through. that plays hell with my sinuses.
**blows crusty boogers on Lips shirttail**
Wiley Coyote, Super Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZIeHDfshQ
wow I’m tired.
NITE GOOBERS
I annoyed all the IB mens by posting about the royal wedding this past weekend. That inspired Dave to post about his flowers. Brought out his gentle side.
‘night Dave. Sweet dreams of petunias.
I annoyed all the IB mens by posting about the royal wedding this past weekend. That inspired Dave to post about his flowers. Brought out his gentle side.
… and now Michael wants petunias too… just like Dave… well, not quite.
Nightie-night, Dave.
I gotta walk pooches.
Hate the Santa Anas. *sprays Resolve on shirt*
Chief, don’t you know that Obama is the only Super Genius? Prepare for an audit!
I’ll do my part. Will you?
http://bit.ly/mkrLU6
When I’m in Irvine, the Santa Anas don’t bother me that much. But here they do.
For you non-Cali-Nevada types, the Santa Anas are incredibly hot, dry winds that blow from east to west. How dry?
Relative humidity today was 3%. And these aren’t strong SAs. We’ve had pics fall of the wall, because the dry air warped picture frames.
Hello?
WTF?
Sooooooooo.
Guess I’ll just have to start putting my review of OTH S1-4 here in the comments.
RIP lincoln (((hugs)))Beasn
So sorry Beasn, Hugs on you!
Makes me sad.
When I’m in Irvine, the Santa Anas don’t bother me that much. But here they do.
It’s the desert. The desert is the devil.
Chrisp, did you see Lex’s poast on the stealth mods to the MH-60?
Yeah, Lips, for a guy who grew up right next to the ocean, I’ve spent way too much time in deserts.
**kicks sand in Chrispy’s face**
Really?
Dead again?
Maybe we should bury this poat at sea…
>>Maybe we should bury this poat at sea…
Put some weights in it first.
*Yawning and going to sleep dreaming of OBL’s carcass imploding from the pressure of the sea, bursting out of the bag and all the infidel fishes indifferently nibbling the pieces and turning him into poop.
Back from the pooch-walk…
Night Lipstick.
What culinary delight did you prepare for dinner Xbrad?
New Poat.