Big Boob Friday™

Hello and welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Guess which one is you.

After only 16 hours of trail and error I figured out Vodpod. I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!! And FUCK YOU, YouTube.

I’ve had a crush on Gwen Stefani since 1996.  She’s in that tiny area of the Venn diagram intersection of “Hot” and “Cute”.  And I bet she’s fun to party with.

You better turn this up.

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I’ll take The First BBBBF Model Ever for $1,000, Alex.  Today brings the start of a new weekend and a new month and to help kick those off we have a new beauty.  And she’s outstanding.

She was born a poor black child on July 24, 1984 in Mississippi.  Her family later moved to Toledo and Columbus, Ohio which is where she grew up.  Good job Ohio.

She’s 5’4″ and weighs a mysterious number of pounds because I couldn’t find that information on TittyWeb Jenkins.  Her measurements are an awesome non-cracker-like 34DD–26–44.

She says that her favorite pastimes include traveling and meeting people but her most favorite is eating.  Nicely done!  You have to love a hot woman who will say that.

Please stop your April foolishness for a second and welcome a new addition to our bevy of beauty queens, our first true ba-donka-donk and your model for today, April 1st, 2011, Khrysti Hill!!  YAY!!!

POW!! Somebody could get hurt with that thing IYKWISAITTYD.

Hey shit for brains, did you know that on this day…

* in 1778, a New Orleans businessman named Oliver Pollock created the “$” symbol.

* in 1815, German chancellor Otto Von Bismarck was born.

* in 1873, composer Sergei Vasilievich Rachmaninoff was born in Semyonovo Russia.

* in 1915, Willie Dixon was born.

* in 1917, Scott Joplin died at the age of 48.

* in 1932, Debbie Reynolds was born in El Paso, Texas.  If you’ve never seen THIS movie, you should rent it.

* in 1939, Ali MacGraw was born in the humorously named Pound Ridge, New York.

* in 1939, knuckleballer Phil Niekro was born.

* in 1948, Jimmy Cliff was born.

* in 1952, Annette O’Toole was born in Houston.  Do any of you other guys remember her the same way I do?  In the early days of HBO movies, she was one of the first actresses I knew who would take her top off.  Thank you, Annette O’Toole.

* in 1955, singer Stan Ridgway was born.

* in 1970, John Lennon and Yoko Ono released a statement that they were having dual sex change operations.  Three years later on this day, they formed a new country with no laws or boundaries, called Nutopia, and its national anthem was silence.

If you believe that John Lennon was the poet of your generation, you’re probably a giant fucking douche-bag.

* in 1984, Marvin Gaye was shot to death by his father at the age of 44.

The end.

I hope everyone has a kick ass weekend full of fun, frivolity and meth.  And I hope no one chops your head off, sets it on fire and then shoots it out of a cannon into your headless torso and yells “ARPIL FOOLS!!”.

Although that would be pretty funny.  Cheers!

Simon says touch your swimsuit area.

*

Amen.

*

Natural hotness in a t-shirt.  Doesn’t get much better than that.

412 Comments

  1. Farts

  2. Time stamp issue.

  3. hahahahaha

  4. hello whirled!

  5. There are 80,000 white women that were born without an ass because of Khrysti.

  6. I don’t like her attitude in the kitty picture.

  7. I don’t like her attitude in the kitty picture.

    I doubt the photographer had your demographic in mind.

  8. I’m confused. She has two pussies?

  9. She has two pussies?

    – – – – –

    with that much junk in the back, it would seem logical.

  10. I’m confused. She has two pussies?

    Hahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/2asulzh

  11. I’d love to put a swing on that back porch! Minus eleventeen points for the dipshit way she spells her name.

  12. Rosetta figuring out evite and time stamps:

    http://tinyurl.com/3mvxrmj

  13. Heh http://imgur.com/ewYN5

  14. Minus eleventeen points for the dipshit way she spells her name.

    I know. That bummed me out too.

  15. Rosetta? “Trail” and error? Dude.

    And Mo is what comes before Fo.

    Another drive-by. Back to the garage to put everything back on the shelves and stuff.

    *waves Howdy”

    *grabs Shiner Bock from fridge*

  16. “That bummed me out too.”

    Are you going to be okay?

  17. One closet completely done — the other, I still have a small heap of clothes to sort.

    It’s just COLD down stairs, which is where I’m working on this project.

  18. Another drive-by. Back to the garage to put everything back on the shelves and stuff.

    How bout you drive by my basement and do the same for my closet?

  19. Hey Maniqua, if you make it to the moron meetup, we can get drunk and add to your tattoo! http://tinyurl.com/3me3bzl

  20. Rosetta figuring out evite and time stamps:

    http://tinyurl.com/3mvxrmj

    Hahahahahahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/d34wdz

  21. Yes.

  22. Rosetta? “Trail” and error? Dude.

    I was checking to see if you were paying attention.

    Good job.

    + 6 points

  23. Hey Maniqua, if you make it to the moron meetup, we can get drunk and add to your tattoo! http://tinyurl.com/3me3bzl

    I bet she would make an awesome girlfriend who would never create drama or cut herself.

  24. Gwen always has and always will remind me of Tank Girl.

  25. Isn’t that tat the female equivalent of “My Dick is Big”?

  26. Are you going to be okay?

    L to R: Mare, Rhozzettuh

    http://tinyurl.com/3bcxrqd

  27. “I bet she would make an awesome girlfriend who would never create drama or cut herself.”

    HAHAHAHAHA…..She seems really smart too.

  28. Isn’t that tat the female equivalent of “My Dick is Big”?

    I don’t think having a big vagina is something to brag about.

  29. Is it, Rosetta?

  30. From GML’s comment at the previous poat:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/humor0037.jpg

    Oooooh – a wienie roast!

  31. I don’t think having a big vagina is something to brag about.

    Is it, Rosetta?

    KEEP YOUR LAWS OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!

  32. (Seriously, though – if your hot water ever goes out, a space heater placed outside of a cast-iron clawfoot tub WILL heat the water up quite nicely. Just be sure that you don’t place the heater too close to the back of the tub – your tuckus will get QUITE hot…..)

  33. Or don’t place it in the tub. Unless you’re a liberal. Then please place the heater and yourself in the tub.

  34. DD# 2 just called – she has turned into quite the grown-up over the past few months. She’s contacted AAA to come pick up the van at the apartment complex, and she’s already called the Honda dealership to let them know to expect it. She’s quite proud of herself, and rightly so.

    *drags hand across brow*
    Two down, one to go…..
    (Rebecca’s a special case……)

  35. Ooohhh, this is going to leave a mark. A former employee of Hotbride’s collected $9,857 in unemployment benefits in 2009 off of the inn’s UIA account. He failed to report the wages of the other job he held at a community college.

    So he has to pay back the $9,857 plus $37,711 in damages. They apparently don’t take fraud lightly.

  36. Or don’t place it in the tub.

    *checks Hotspur’s “Reading Comprehension” test scores from school; finds them sorely lacking*

    Copied from previous comment:
    …a space heater placed outside of a cast-iron clawfoot tub…

    Philistine…..

  37. BTW, I saw last night’s Archer.

    You can cough up the spoiler’s now.

  38. Teresa, shhhh, I’m doing something.

  39. And what are the chances that this former employee is going to actually pay back that money?

    Yeah, that’s what I’m thinkin’ too…..

  40. The fact that I thorougly approve of todays BBF model allows me to be a racist in other areas, right? I mean it all balances out at some point. As long as I’m on board with Ms. Think here, I can call Obama a jismpump without being labled a racist. AmIright?

  41. Hey, old man – I’m paying your bennies now, remember? ;-)

  42. Ms. Think = Ms. Thing

  43. And what are the chances that this former employee is going to actually pay back that money?

    They’ll garnishee his wages at the college. We’ve had similar orders from the state on people that worked for us who previously defrauded the system.

  44. That Asian family picture at the top is funny but disturbing.

  45. Once you defraud the system, do you ever get to collect unemployment again? ‘Cuz I’m thinking this guy could just quit working altogether, not collect unemployment, but get other benefits through other programs if that loophole hasn’t been closed.

    GD parasites…..

  46. http://tinyurl.com/3hxm3ql

  47. If I read the paperwork correctly, he can’t collect for a year after he collected the last illegal benefits, and until the restitution and penalty are paid.

  48. http://tinyurl.com/3hxm3ql

    When you’ve lost Dilbert……..

  49. They’ll garnishee his wages at the college. We’ve had similar orders from the state on people that worked for us who previously defrauded the system.

    Hahahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/op3o8w

  50. http://is.gd/2sKd3M

  51. That Asian family picture at the top is funny but disturbing.

    Did you correctly identify which one is you?

  52. They’ll garnishee his wages

    What the fuck does this have to do with PJM’s kids?

  53. Is that jism I smell on your breath, Rosetta? Smells just like jism.

  54. Is that jism I smell on your breath, Rosetta? Smells just like jism.

    How much of your time do you spend sniffing jism? You sound like an expert.

  55. You know, lw, a little warning regarding that URL would be nice. You could even use a code word, like “pineapple” or something. I’m pretty sure the network security guys just got woken up by a loud siren going off.

  56. http://is.gd/2sKd3M

    Wait – I thought you had to use a closed fist to beat….

    Never mind.
    *wanders off to find some aspirin for brain pain*

  57. No U.

  58. Did you correctly identify which one is you?

    Yes, the weak, frail one who may or may not have all his marbles, who is being ostracized by the rest of the family who are obviously, smart, healthy and proud.

  59. *walks by, pats Mare on the top of her head*

  60. Yes, the weak, frail one who may or may not have all his marbles, who is being ostracized by the rest of the family who are obviously, smart, healthy and proud.

    http://tinyurl.com/2asulzh

  61. I want to hug that little boy and tell him he’s smart and sweet and wonderful and then ask if he knows how to make potstickers.

  62. And tell him his parents are zipperheads.

  63. Hey FairyRosetta! Come here closer! What did you say about Houston?

    http://tinyurl.com/438gqu5

  64. FIGHT! FIGHT!

  65. Hey FairyRosetta! Come here closer! What did you say about Houston?

    http://tinyurl.com/438gqu5

    I said it sucks this.

    http://tinyurl.com/3bf95xh

  66. I have to go give Floyd a freaking bath.

    bbl

  67. Holy cow! I finally get to sit down for 10 minutes!

  68. You know, lw, a little warning regarding that URL would be nice.

    Big Boob Friday™

    *cough*

  69. L to R: Floyd, Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/44u22rn

  70. Hey Rosetta!!
    I made you a snack. . .

    http://xrl.in/8okm

  71. L to R: Mare, SoHoS and PJM

    http://xrl.in/8okn

  72. Nice choice, Rosie.

    She has some impressive assets…a portfolio that can’t help but to impress, I’m sure.

  73. So I’m guessing the extra B in BBBF stands for “Beefy?”

    Why do I get the feeling that unless we hold an intervention, we are not that far away from a Meaghan McCain BBF?

  74. Meaghan McCain BBF

    That ever happens and I’m off like a new bride’s dress.

  75. Seeing the kitties, I’m guessing that Sponge Bob Square Pants was perhaps not big enough?

  76. Meggie Mac has two more bewbs than brain cells.

  77. So I’m guessing the extra B in BBBF stands for “Beefy?”

    I am the same height and waist size as she.

  78. I see Andy is really enjoying his New England spring. . .

    http://xrl.in/8okt

  79. I’ll never forget that time I corrected someone’s grammar and they shot me in the face with a cannon full of thumbtacks and wolverines.

  80. Seeing the kitties, I’m guessing that Sponge Bob Square Pants was perhaps not big enough?

    Depends

  81. Still too small, I think.

  82. Hotspur, check your email

  83. Unlike all of you, Floyd now has a clean ass.

  84. I am the same height and waist size as her.

    Are you auditioning?

    You are proportioned completely differently than she is. She is thick. the pic with the kitties shows that.

  85. I have the same height and waist size as Hugh Jackman……

  86. MCPO, what have you been doing today that has kept you from sitting down with us?

  87. (Actually, I’m just a bit taller than that midget.)

  88. Rosetta, did you have to do anything with Floyd’s glands?

  89. I ordered this for Floyd and it showed up today.

    http://tinyurl.com/3z2xjg2

    When you squeeze his belly it goes “OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO”.

    It’s pretty fucking funny.

  90. *sees that HS changed his comment*

    HAHA!

  91. Rosetta, did you have to do anything with Floyd’s glands?

    His glands are not my business.

  92. Mare – Workman came to finish Phase 1 of the repairs. Moved SUV out of garage. “Supervised” workmen. Moved SUV into the garage. Did laundry. Cleaned, waxed and re-spiked my golf shoes. Made lunch. Did laundry. Emptied my golf bag. Cleaned clubs. Restocked with new golf balls, clean towels, rain gear, etc.. Folded clothes. Made tea.

  93. Yo.

    *tries to fit in with post theme.

  94. “His glands are not my business.”

    Libertarian….

  95. Floyd also got a skateboard today.

    Hilarious video to follow.

  96. Is insurance covering everything?

  97. I’m headed for a nap. Would someone wake me at 4 pm–thx.

    .

    P.S. That’s 4 pm Pacific time.

  98. Rosetta is obviously a stage parent. What’s next? Surfing.

    ATTENTION WHORE!!

  99. Wait- Wiser has one of those monitors at home that blows everything out sideways.

    Guy, look at today’s BBF on a different screen.
    She’s not thick.

  100. They opened a claim and should cover everything. Hopefully they won’t try to pull stupid shit with me.

  101. *chops your Rosetta’s head, sets it on fire and then shoots it out of a cannon into it’s headless torso…

    ARPIL FOOLS!!

  102. Steve?

  103. Shirlena?

  104. Rosetta is obviously a stage parent. What’s next? Surfing.

    ATTENTION WHORE!!

    Hahahahaha. I’ve learned that bulldogs are natural skateboarders.

    So STFU!!!

  105. the only way that chick doesn’t look thick on my screen is if I change my monitor’s perspective from 16:9 to 9:16

  106. Hotspur, check your email

    Hahaahahaha

    ILU

  107. phew!

  108. Hahahahaha. I’ve learned that bulldogs are natural skateboarders.

    please, please, please videotape yourself showing him how it’s done……

  109. This place smells of Johnson & Johnson baby oil and contrition.

  110. Matt Lauer + Katie Couric = epic levels of stupidity (yet unplumbed by mankind)

  111. Our dogs’ favorite dog toys were those hedgehogs that make grunting noises when you squeeze them. Oh my God, funny.

  112. please, please, please videotape yourself showing him how it’s done……

    Yeah right. I would be the first guy to break all four limbs in a skateboarding accident.

  113. Bulldogs are very athletic Mare.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y3YhvO4SuA&NR=1#t=00m20s

  114. Ooops sorrry, MCPO. I thought I put the lid back on after I was through.

  115. My friend gets her yellow lab. squeaky toys all of the time. The first thing that dog does is strip the squeaky thing out. He can do it in mere seconds.

  116. Pretty sure if Rosetta just touched his toe to a skateboard, his leg would just spontaneously shatter and fall off.

  117. Rosetta figured out Vodpod without emailing me 18,472 times?

    The Mayans were apparently right about 2012.

  118. Bulldogs are very athletic Mare.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y3YhvO4SuA&NR=1#t=00m20s

    Hahahahahaha.

  119. I’ve seen it before, Scott, I thought it was “old” that’s why I used that example.

  120. How bout you drive by my basement and do the same for my closet?

    MK, Carin. But if I throw sumpin in a black garbage bag, it’s a gonner… dead. No looking back. No peeking. That’s Christopher Lowell’ rule.

    And you gotta supply the beer. ((hugs))

  121. Pretty sure if Rosetta just touched his toe to a skateboard, his leg would just spontaneously shatter and fall off.

    I cut my thumb when I was opening the box that the skateboard came in.

  122. I’ve seen that bulldog skating video and that was really cool. He was turning and stopping and speeding up on his own. Much more athletic than Rosetta.

  123. Rosetta figured out Vodpod without emailing me 18,472 times?

    The Mayans were apparently right about 2012.

    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

  124. “I cut my thumb when I was opening the box that the skateboard came in.”

    HAHAHAHAHA

  125. “I cut my thumb when I was opening the box that the skateboard came in.”

    I bet you also sprained your wrist handing over the credit card you paid for it with…..

  126. I’m not laughing at your cut thumb, I’m laughing at your self deprecating humor.

    BEST COMMENT EVER!!

  127. I’ve seen that bulldog skating video

    *gives Mare a cookie*

    He was turning and stopping and speeding up on his own. Much more athletic than Rosetta.

    Eating cake isn’t exactly an Olympic sport, Little Lotta.

  128. I’m not laughing at your cut thumb, I’m laughing at your self deprecating humor.

    BEST COMMENT EVER!!

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  129. “Eating cake isn’t exactly an Olympic sport, Little Lotta.”

    I’ve spent weeks on a letter writing campaign but so far the OC has said, NO!

  130. I’ve spent weeks on a letter writing campaign but so far the OC has said, NO!

    Then what did you say?

  131. *puts helmet on*

  132. *burrrp*

    *throws empty beer bottle at Rosetta’s huge noggin*

  133. Wow! I gave an actual account of my activities and nobody commented on them.

    *runs away slams door accidentally locks self in closet*

  134. *runs away slams door accidentally locks self in closet*
    ——————–
    Its April Fools, not April Gheys.

  135. Hey, today is wiserbud’s first day on the new job.

  136. Its April Fools, not April Gheys.

    Hahahahahahaha.

  137. Well hello there!

  138. HALT!!! WHO GOES THERE??

  139. Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!

    Busted, you finally made it.

  140. Well, I’m going to take my lame comments and go to Walmart or somewhere else.

    You may all (Rosetta) kiss my ass!

  141. >>Its April Fools, not April Gheys.<<

    Hey! I'm not the one whose home was despoiled by a giant phallus!

  142. Hey! I’m not the one whose home was despoiled by a giant phallus!
    ——————
    Heh. You did lock yourself in the closet, though.

    FUCK YOU TREE DICK!!!

  143. Hey, today is wiserbud’s first day on the new job.

    Why yes it is! Thanks for remembering!

    It was a good day. And I got a brandy new laptop!

    This sucker SCREAMS!!!! I’ve already done some video editing on it and it takes about 20 minutes to do what takes about 4 to 5 hours on my home PC.

    Still trying to get my fingers to hit the right keys on this keyboard though… They are all in different locations!

  144. Well, I’m going to take my lame comments and go to Walmart or somewhere else.
    ——————-
    Don’t go Mare! It’ll be a sausagefestivus.

  145. That’s really an Etch-A-Sketch, Wiser…

  146. Glad to hear you had a good day. Do you get to take the notebook home?

    Oh, duh. Why would they give you a notebook if you don’t get to take it home?

    How are you going to espain all of the farm porn?

  147. That’s really an Etch-A-Sketch, Wiser…

    *taps screen……

    WTF???

    It’s an ant-farm!

  148. Still trying to get my fingers to hit the right keys on this keyboard though… They are all in different locations!

    Oh my GOD!!! What happened to your hands???

  149. Why yes it is! Thanks for remembering!

    It was a good day. And I got a brandy new laptop!

    This sucker SCREAMS!!!! I’ve already done some video editing on it and it takes about 20 minutes to do what takes about 4 to 5 hours on my home PC.

    Still trying to get my fingers to hit the right keys on this keyboard though… They are all in different locations!

    Congratulations on your first day buddy!!

  150. Don’t go Mare! It’ll be a sausagefestivus.

    HAR!! Sausagefestivus.

    + 18 points

    You must be in a good mood today, MJ. Either that or you’re drunk.

  151. sausagefestivus

    Is that like your favorite holiday?

  152. You must be in a good mood today, MJ. Either that or you’re drunk.
    ———————-
    Day ain’t over. I have the ice cubes already picked out for my Maker’s Mark. As soon as these guys finish tearing out the ceiling I’m going to medicate myself into bliss.

  153. Is that like your favorite holiday?

    Next to Sausagegiving.

  154. Why yes it is! Thanks for remembering!
    —————–
    Nice job. Literally.

  155. Oh my GOD!!! What happened to your hands???

    I accidentally told a women she was beefy.

  156. Sausagegiving

    Hahahahaha

  157. Somebody taze MJ in the balls for me, willya??

    http://tinyurl.com/43lfrbb

    Oh, thanks!

  158. Congratulations on your first day buddy!!

    thanks, dude. I think I’m gonna really enjoy this new place.

  159. So, does your secretary have big bewbs?

  160. I think I’m gonna really enjoy this new place.

    This “not drinking beer until after 5″ thing is gonna suck, though.

    I mean, what am I going to drink with breakfast now? Orange juice??? ick.

  161. Congrats on the first day, wiser.

    Tell me more about this “video editing” and how it relates to your work.

  162. So, does your secretary have big bewbs?

    I’m working from home. So yes. Yes he does.

  163. I mean, what am I going to drink with breakfast now? Orange juice???

    Bloody Mary’s are still perfectly acceptable. Jeez. It’s like “Look at me I have a job and now I don’t get loaded before noon like the rest of you losers..”

  164. Friday, quitting time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-BOFnXiQMs

  165. Tell me more about this “video editing” and how it relates to your work.

    It doesn’t. I was doing it yesterday when I first got the laptop.

    I am putting together some clips from my concert band in hopes of getting the local public access channel to play them. The encoding of these clips on my desktop has been taking forever.

    This has Win7 which has some really good editing tools and it just flies through the encoding process.

  166. Jeez. It’s like “Look at me I have a job and now I don’t get loaded before noon like the rest of you losers..”

    get a job.

  167. Thank God RocketChick showed up. This was getting really smelly.

  168. Yeah, Win 7 is a pretty big improvement over XP.

    *Skips over Vista like everyone else*

    I’m thinking about getting a MacBook Air.

  169. get a job.

    And give up all this?

  170. Rocketcita!

  171. Hahahahahaha, thank you, Hotspur.

    It was a cold gray day most of today, but it’s getting better.

  172. Andy, no dvd drive.

  173. **tackles XBrad, gives him the “moon bounce”

  174. Herr, I saw your comment about the blanket for Sophie. That’s awesome. (the using the blanket, not the spitting up part)

  175. Wiser – I admire the discipline of working from home. I did it for two years.

  176. XBrad, I saw the pics from Messenger, that’s cool. I worked on some part of that, but I don’t remember any more. Solar cells, I think.

  177. >> Andy, no dvd drive.

    You don’t say.

  178. Somebody get me a frigging drink!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3rF-1fCPC8&feature=fvst

  179. Wiser – I admire the discipline of working from home. I did it for two years.

    MCPO working from home.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNlmiLJGIw&feature=related

  180. **pours MCPO a double shot of Glenfiddich

  181. *Wipes dust from glass*

    *Holds out towards RocketChick and wiggles back and forth*

  182. Romy – As we say in PA, “Thanks, hon!”

  183. Had a poster of this in college: http://tinyurl.com/3s2wm6v

    http://tinyurl.com/3w6pbey

  184. Wiser – I admire the discipline of working from home. I did it for two years.

    Well, I’ve just started. We’ll see what happens. The owner was saying that if all goes well, he would want to open a NE office. I’m torn… I think I like not having a commute so far…

  185. Not being surrounded by idiots is nice too.

  186. MCPO’s booze shipment arriving

    http://tinyurl.com/3tnrqjt

  187. The owner was saying that if all goes well, he would want to open a NE office.

    Yeah, maybe you should try to talk him out of that? Is there a reason his business would absolutely require a brick & mortar presence?

  188. Sorry I have been absent lately. Cathy has been busy reorganizing our garage, which required my constant help with supervision and useful suggestions about how to do it right.

    I also had to do some physical labor. She wanted me to help her move the tool cabinets. I was like, “Bitch, you should have made the painters do this. They got paid to move stuff around.”

    But I moved the tool cabinets, because I love her.

  189. >> Not being surrounded by idiots is nice too.

    Mrs. Andy works from home, and to hear her tell it idiots virtualize pretty well.

  190. Batman’s self-preservation instincts are honed to a fine edge.

  191. I was like, “Bitch, you should have made the painters do this. They got paid to move stuff around.”

    But I moved the tool cabinets, because I love her.

    That must have been very difficult to do with her hopping behind you on one foot.

  192. Andy – You haven’t lived until you’ve deck launched in a C-1A!!! Thought I was going to shit myself the first time. . . give me a catapult launch, TYVM!

  193. **pours shot of Glenfiddich, hands Andy the rest of the bottle.

    P.S. I wore blue today.

  194. **pours MCPO a double shot of Glenfiddich

    Jeebers, that’s the single malt for pussies. Give him a Lagavulin.

  195. When I worked from home, I got up every morning at 6:30, ate breakfast, SS&S, and was dressed and in my home office by 7:55. Took a half hour lunch break at noon and back at it. It was ultra-productive. My “meetings” were via phone conference so I could keep working and no “watercooler” bullshitting or other distractions.

  196. the single malt for pussies

    Somebody has to write the sales jingle for this.

    *gets to work on screenplay for 30-second commercial*

  197. Jeebers, that’s the single malt for pussies. Give him a Lagavulin.

    Michael – Send me a bottle and I’ll give you my considered opinion when I’ve consumed said whiskey.

  198. *issues casting call for dancing cats*

  199. That must have been very difficult to do with her hopping behind you on one foot.

    That’s true. She can’t help at all when one of her little feet is lodged in my ass.

  200. **pours shot of Glenfiddich, hands Andy the rest of the bottle.

    P.S. I wore blue today.

    Awesome! On both counts.

    For the rest of you folks: http://www.lightitupblue.org

  201. Don’t waste your time on that, Laura. Start with Glenlivet, the single malt for homos. You’re aiming at a big and influential target market.

    Or just skip Scotch. If you can convert the rappers from Cognac to Armagnac, you could make a fortune. Do your research. Call the bartender at Dukes Bar in London.

  202. I’m not kidding. That guy knows everything about Armagnac.

    And rappers are looking for The Next Cool Thing.

  203. Michael – You have my snail mail address, right?

  204. *issues casting call for dancing cats*

    **looks at BBF model with cats

    **combines the two mentally

    **head explodes

  205. Not being surrounded by idiots is nice too.

    Well, I’m still here…….

  206. My anagram is OK Cheaters (1st & last name only) or Man Healthiest Crook
    Mr. TiFW’s anagram is Ugh! Crap! Looker
    My maiden name anagram is Alert Meanest Heroine

    I love Ace’s commenters!

    http://deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/

    Have fun……

  207. Yeah, maybe you should try to talk him out of that? Is there a reason his business would absolutely require a brick & mortar presence?

    Yeah, I really think that’s a bad idea, except at time you need to have an actual office to bring people to for meetings. Looks kinda cheesy if you keep meeting in motel rooms on the Berlin Turnpike.

  208. Glenlivet, the single malt for homos.

    …Michael, would you like to be in a commercial?

  209. Speaking of Scotch … BRB

    *Continues intensive StL Meatup training routine*

  210. Armagnac tastes like yak sweat.

    A buddy and I decided to spend one summer doing shots alphabetically of every liquor we could find.

    We stopped at A because of Armagnac.

    P.S. I wore blue today.

    Hey, I did to, and I didn’t even know why I was doing it!!

    And no one saw it either…….

  211. “The only idiot I have to work with is myself.”

    Thomas Jefferson

  212. “A buddy and I decided to spend one summer doing shots alphabetically of every liquor we could find.”

    Awesome idea.

  213. *delicately sips from huge snifter of yak sweat*

    *swishes*

    Hm.

    Poignant, yet atonal. Muskiness nicely offset with high mountain air and damp woolens.
    An impetuous aftertaste, redolent of brutality, leather, and pointless toil.

    And dung. Just a little, but you can really tell it’s there.

  214. It’s actually a fact that African-Americans are now the key target demographic for the four French companies that control the cognac market (Hennessy etc.)

    The logical next step is for rappers to move on to the small-scale boutique products from a different region. That means Armagnac. And the bartender at Dukes Bar knows everything about that spirit. They have an awesome selection.

    That little obscure bar in St. James Place, by the way, is also renowned for its martinis. Ian Fleming drank there. It is alleged that the phrase “shaken, not stirred” originated with the exceptional bartender there who understood the chemistry.

    According to Wiki: “Scientists, specifically biochemists, and martini connoisseurs have investigated the difference between a martini shaken and a martini stirred. According to a study at the Department of Biochemistry at the University of Western Ontario in Canada to determine if the preparation of a martini has an influence on their antioxidant capacity, the shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, versus the stirred gin martini which left behind 0.157% of the peroxide.[7] The study was done at the time because moderate consumption of alcohol appears to reduce the risk of cataracts, cardiovascular disease, and stroke, none of which afflict James Bond.”

    I only happen to know this because Cathy and I happened to stay at Dukes Hotel in St. James Place, and the bartender was keen to introduce me to his collection of Armagnac.

  215. And dung. Just a little, but you can really tell it’s there.

    Oooooooh yeaaaaah……

  216. Armagn-yak.

    WAKE UP, PEOPLE!!! IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME!!!! CONNECT THE DOTS ALREADY!!!!

  217. It’s actually a fact that African-Americans are now the key target demographic for the four French companies that control the cognac market (Hennessy etc.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GXviDECmQU

  218. Om nom nom… mangoooooo…..

    HOw is everyone?

  219. The Top 100 April Fools’ Day Hoaxes:

    http://museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

  220. Some Nice person sent here me a shirt today. No the other Nice person here.

    Maybe there are 3 Nice people here cause another Nice person “persuaded” me to go to St Louis next month.

  221. Michael – You have my snail mail address, right?

    *Checks Contacts folder*

    Yes.

    *Hits Delete button*

    No.

  222. “except at time you need to have an actual office to bring people to for meetings.”

    Meetings? If you are looking to waste some time just watch TV.

  223. YAAAYYYY!!!

    We’re gonna meet Vmax!!

    *dances a little jig*

  224. I think the alcohol and cataract thing is bogus…
    Maybe I need to drink more!

  225. Congrats on the new job, Wiser.

    Show your old douche bosses how it’s done!

    “Well, I’m still here…….”

    That’s been the best part of the no job deal for us!

  226. We stopped at A because of Armagnac.

    It’s like you can’t stand it, you just want us to know you are gay, and you keep saying it over and over.

    Lighten up. We get the message. We still like you.

  227. “Oooh – It’s a Lady!”
    and Courvasier…..

    One of our favorite Leon Phelps episode was the one with Julianne Moore – she did “bad actress” better than anyone we’ve seen…..

    And yay! Looking forward to meeting the V-Man!

  228. I hope you have low enough expectations Laura

    *nope she is dancing a little jig, this will not end well*

  229. Important update: I went with a Manhattan instead.

    So now what are we talking about?

  230. It’s like you can’t stand it, you just want us to know you are gay, and you keep saying it over and over.

    h8er

  231. Awesome! Vmax gets to enjoy not meeting mare too!!!

  232. I mean, Wiser, let’s just be real for a minute. You have a very hot wife and a very hot daughter.

    Do you think I care that you are gay?

    Oh hell no.

  233. Show your old douche bosses how it’s done!

    Oh yeah. I’m just about to update my LinkedIn profile. That should get some fun started…..

  234. Let me know if you are driving Vmax, I will look for a pooch to pay your fuel.

  235. >> *nope she is dancing a little jig, this will not end well*

    Laura?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

  236. Does anyone actually use LinkedIn? I mean, I have a profile, I’m linked to my friends, but I can’t say that I’ve made any business contacts through it.

  237. Same here, Roamy.

    I check mine about once for every 4 times Rosetta checks his email.

  238. Thank you Scott, but this nice person persuaded me to fly.

  239. I mean, Wiser, let’s just be real for a minute. You have a very hot wife and a very hot daughter.

    Do you think I care that you are gay?

    *Reads coded message*

    MIchael’s gay?

  240. Om nom nom… mangoooooo…..

    HOw is everyone?

    I looked at your POL picture, Revvy.

    You are actually very pretty. Not as pretty as Daughter Michael, but still really pretty.

  241. Do you think I care that you are gay?

    Do you think I care if you care?

  242. I looked at your POL picture, Revvy.

    run.

  243. *tosses in some smoke and a couple of flashbangs… jumps up from behind the sofa.

    HI!

  244. Scott, I’m going to be driving from AL to Madison, Wisconsin in late June. Gas money?

  245. HUH? WUT?

    DAVE! DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

  246. Does anyone actually use LinkedIn?

    No. So far as I can tell.

  247. jumps up from behind the sofa.

    Huh. Thought it was Sox who hid behind the “safe” couch.

  248. Does anyone actually use LinkedIn?

    There are a lot of people who use it for marketing and recruiting purposes, which it does pretty well, but other than that, it’s really a waste of time.

    You wanta know how I know LinkedIn is basically worthless unless you are looking for a job? My old company planned to use it to establish themselves as the go-to resource in our industry.

    In other words, they read a magazine article saying “LinkedIn good, you use good.” and they immediately began a LinkedIn initiative. Everyone had to be on there. They even took one guy away from his job that actually had a level of importance and assigned his as the LinkedIn guy.

    Meanwhile, 8 months later, the CEO, who has spearheaded this initiative, still had himself listed under his former position at his former job.

    Of course, I can’t really blame LinkedIn for that, but of those idiots thought it was a good idea, it’s quite obviously a bad idea.

  249. I mean, anyone who actually matters is not wasting time with LinkedIn.

  250. Oh, wiser, I’m tentatively in for the post-meatup meatup.

    *Prays for sunshine, warm weather and cops already having met their quota*

  251. *plays sinister music very loudly

  252. You want to know how I know the stock market is teetering on the verge of complete collapse?

    http://mashable.com/2011/01/21/linkedin-valuation-3-billion/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuijDieOvY

  253. *plays sinister music very loudly

    What’s that noise? It sounds like someone doing a really bad cover of a Black Sabbath song……

  254. Oh, wiser, I’m tentatively in for the post-meatup meatup.

    sweet. Now if I could just get West to not go, then all of my plans will come together perfectly…..

  255. You want to know how I know the stock market is teetering on the verge of complete collapse?

    yeah, that’s insane. No way it is that valuable.

    It’s nothing more than a business Facebook.

  256. If I can help RFH I will.

    Give me details.

    What are you driving?
    Dates?
    Allergies?
    How much can you lift?

    swood7797@googlemaildootcom

  257. Roamy, that is NOT his email address. Every time I send something to that it bounces back to me.

    /Rosetta

  258. If I knew more about horse hauling I would be rich.

  259. Good money in that, Scott?

    All I know about it is there’s a place a couple of miles from here that sells horse trailers nicer than my house.

  260. bbl, chillens

  261. Oh, wiser, I’m tentatively in for the post-meatup meatup.

    Andy, that means you have to drag your hung-over ass out of bed for breakfast before people leave town. Cathy will do that, but I don’t think you want to commit so easily.

  262. “Roamy, that is NOT his email address. Every time I send something to that it bounces back to me.”

    That only happens because I hate Andy.

  263. This just in: My Manhattan is fucking awesome!

    *Adds Manhattan supplies to “5 minutes after I land in St. Louis” list*

  264. Did anybody fight anybody else after school today?

  265. Nope, batman. The one I’m talking about is the following weekend in CT.

    I’m counting on my liver to have resumed somewhat normal functioning by then.

  266. Speaking of Big Boobs:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/04/01/emperor-obama-decrees-100-of-federal-vehicles-must-be-green-compliant-by-2015-%e2%80%94-immediately-issues-waiver-for-presidential-fleet/

    I’m guessing he’s planning on paying for these flying unicorns with magical Skittles…..

  267. >> That only happens because I hate Andy.

    Why you motherf…

    Ohai, laura. Nice garotte.

  268. I’m counting on my liver to have resumed somewhat normal functioning by then.

    Yeah, right.

  269. Scott, sent.

  270. Damn, TiFW.

    *Drinks*

    You know what would bring on the DOOM! even faster … the feds going in hock even deeper to the Chinese buying “carbon offsets” for some of this silly shit.

    *Drinks the rest*

  271. I’m guessing he’s planning on paying for these flying unicorns with magical Skittles…..

    To be fair, it’s pretty tough to have a “green” armored limo.

  272. time for shrimps

  273. Teresa, the motorpool at NASA has already gone mostly green. I want to see them go green with Hans and Franz, our big Kamag movers.

    http://tinyurl.com/3us9v7g

  274. Thad McCotter: I will not pave the fiscal road to hell with your money

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzdp_qp8KOo

  275. Devil’s in the details. It’s as easy as just buying a Flex Fuel car from Government Motors and continuing to run it on gasoline.

    But he’ll take credit for being “100% green” even though that’s fucking meaningless.

  276. I have driven the motorpool Chevy Impala with Flex Fuel and liked it. When we were car shopping in 2009, I actually looked at the Impala. They dropped the option of folding down the back seats in 2008?, which was a big black mark. Also, the salesman was an utter asshole.

  277. There’s nothing wrong with the vehicles per se compared to their regular gasoline counterparts.

    The E85 fuel itself is the issue. Lower mileage, foolish use of natural resources, etc.

  278. Well, there’s also the glorified golf cart, which is supposed to be for materials transport and is a real pain in the ass.

  279. Rep. McCotter needs hair, and then we would be able to launch this ship of state out of the turlet bowl in which it currently swirls.

  280. I think McCotter has embraced his baldness.

    I like it whenever he’s a guest on Red Eye.

  281. Hi Lotus Cracker

  282. @v-max
    Howdy back.

    @Sean M.
    Yes, he has, and Red Eye sucks much less when he appears. I wonder if Jonah Goldberg is going to become more of a regular now that he’s finally appeared.

  283. Guess whose AC just decided to crap out?

    *points thumbs at chest*

  284. ‘Sup Hakuna Matata?

    Sean, want some of this cold, cold air?

  285. One of my favorite flicks is on: The Great Santini.

    Haven’t seen it in years.

  286. “I collect spores, molds and fungi.”

  287. Sean, want some of this cold, cold air?

    Yes, please. I’m just glad that this didn’t happen yesterday. It was a lot hotter.

  288. I collect Guns Gold and booze.

    1 of the above will get you anything.

  289. I love The Great Santini. Movie and book.

  290. YEA! Vman is coming?

    Yea.

    I got a really cool shirt in the mail today too – and I’d be writing an email to thank her personally, but that will have to wait a bit until I’m on my other computer.

    but it is SOOOO COOOOL.

    You guys can all recognize me in St. Louis by my “Hostagette” shirt.

  291. Hey Hostages, been too crazy busy with work the past couple weeks to be enjoying the frivolity here, but BBF seemed as good a time as any to check in and say hi. Hope all’s well.

    Also wanted to share a lovely piece of idiocy from my Arizona legislators: They’re proposing to raise the booze tax from $3 to $15.80. Do they not realize we’re a fucking tourist town, or, more important, how much that is going to cost *me* on an annual basis?

    Anyway, here’s the only thing I’ve seen published about it. The dipshits at the Arizona Republic have been deafeningly silent…

  292. There were some dipshits here in CA that wanted to do something like that, too, jake. It never went anywhere.

  293. So, I come back and kilted the thread. I suppose that’s par for the course…

  294. Jakeman!!!

    *Punches Jakeman in the shoulder*

    Those assholes must have taken a trip to Massachusetts to get an idea that stupid.

  295. Comment by Michael on April 1, 2011 7:21 pm
    It’s actually a fact that African-Americans are now the key target demographic for the four French companies that control the cognac market (Hennessy etc.)

    OMG, you do not KNOW. It’s insane. I used to get people who would ask for a strawberry dacquiri with Remy or Hennessy …. to which I really wanted to tell them that they DIDN’T want a dacquiri and that they were pretty fucking stupid to put a $7 + dollar shot in with a bunch of strawberries and sugar.

    Drove me nuts.

  296. Jakeman – Your tax of death is powerful!

  297. *rubs dirt on it*

    Thanks, Andy. I grew up in Mass, and my dad was the neighborhood bootlegger. He’d always take orders before business trips to N.H.

  298. Yo, Chief! How you hittin’ ‘em? I played like shite yesterday. I think I was on the 5th hole before I hit a decent shot.

  299. Do I have to wear it to the meetup?
    Yea I get to check out Car in’s butt. She can see my Ginormous belly.

  300. YES, you have to wear it to the meet up.

    duh.

    I’ll rub your belly vman ;)

  301. I used to get people who would ask for a strawberry dacquiri with Remy or Hennessy ….

    In addition to being stupid and wasteful, that sounds disgusting.

  302. Time to move Jakeman

  303. Sean M., Cali would probably be where I’d need to bootleg from if they did do it. Sadly, I can only bring back a couple of liters from Mexico. But I always get the Cuban rum as a bit of an eff-U to our benevolent overlords.

    Vmax, you know, rum and vodka are an important enough part of my existence that the thought crossed my mind…but, I’m also growing corn, and I learned how to make my own moonshine from that video a few weeks back. So there’s that.

  304. Jake – 5 over yesterday and did’t make a putt on the last 4 holes.

  305. OMG, I would get calls for it all the time when I worked downtown – Detroit.

    My other little bug – when I was working there, one of the big drinks at the time was a “Blue Mother Fucker.” Basically, it was a blue long island. Close enough.

    anyway – most people ask for a “Blue MF”. But I’d always get some hoochie momma (yes, I went there) who would come up and ask for it in all it’s obscene glory.

  306. duh.

    I’ll rub your belly vman

    Rolls over like Zeke

  307. I’ll have a strawberry daquiri with Remy, hold the strawberry daquiri.

  308. its.

  309. Imagine the giant, Costco style liquor stores that would spring up just over the border from states that would try to enact such foolishness.

  310. I goof that up all the time and I even know the rule.

  311. Ha – vman. Zelda does that too. Oscar- not so much.

    Yea, Dave, that’s the way I feel. Stupid.

    The big Detroit drink is called a “Hummer”. I would make those All FREAKIN NIGH.

    Ice cream. Kahlua. Rum. They are good, but a zillion calories.

    I carded everyone who ordered a frozen or ice cream drink. Just out of principal.

  312. I prefer brandy, Spanish brandy. Preferable Leponto.

  313. I know the rule. My fingers have a mind of their own, though, and I don’t proof read enough. Or quick enough. I usually catch it after I hit post.

  314. stupid whore.

  315. I checked POL Revvy is teh cute.
    ummmm. I am not talking a bought your daughter West. Honest!

    but her eyes!

  316. Imagine the giant, Costco style liquor stores that would spring up just over the border from states that would try to enact such foolishness.

    There would be one in Blythe and one in Winterhaven the day after they passed it.

    Chief, you’re gonna have to give me something like 10 shots a side, regardless of your flatstick challenges.

  317. stupid whore.

    You’re not my real Mo. . . Hey, wait a dad-gummed minute!!!

  318. God, I hate obambi.

  319. Jeopardy time. See you cool cats and kittens later.

  320. God, I hate obambi.

    No shit. $80 to fill up the SUV of DOOM today! Wow, those Harvard boys got that energy policy working, don’t they?

  321. Heh.

    *shares girl scout cookies with Car in

    How’s the dude feeling today?

  322. I got that “not so fresh” feeling for THIS?

  323. Yum. I haven’t had a girl scout cookie all year. num num num

    Dude is feeling better today.

  324. Missus Jakeman’s all prettied up (finally, jeebus h. christmas) and we’re headed out to paint the town. Catch y’all on the flip side. Don’t take any nickels with Obama’s profile on ‘em!

  325. I put $80.75 in my truck,
    Whaut? Huh?

  326. All I know about it is there’s a place a couple of miles from here that sells horse trailers nicer than my house.

    That’s not really a high standard.

    Try mopping your floors once in awhile.

  327. Good. *fights you for the last lemon shortbread thingy whatever the hell they’re called.

  328. Samoas. Those are the shiznit.

  329. Yeah, but they’re surly.

    /bloomcounty

  330. Trefoils are Teh BESTEST!!

  331. Batman, please tell your lovely bride “Thank you” for the package I received in the mail yesterday – I love it!

  332. *cuts chief.

  333. Carin – You may need to borrow Aggie’s machete!

  334. With matching shirts, we can make this gathering in May The Hostage Solutions™ training seminar.

  335. That’s not really a high standard.

    Try mopping your floors once in awhile.

    We pay people to do that.

  336. Are the Samoans the ones with peanut butter inside and smothered with chocolate on the outside?

    I used to love those……

    *leaves to go kick gluten’s ass*

  337. Floyd and Rosetta said they were gonna stay up to watch Phineas and Ferb. . .

    http://bit.ly/hEQNY1

  338. Am I a bad person for never having watched Phineas and Ferb?

  339. Xbrad – Among the multitude of reasons, yes.

  340. Don’t talk shit about Phineas and Ferb.

  341. I don’t even know what that is.

  342. I happen to appreciate the stealth and cunning of Perry the Platypus.

  343. Or … Agent P!

  344. MOM! Phineas and Ferb are building an intergalactic wormhole in the backyard!!

  345. Oh, Candace MCPO!

  346. Andy – I think you and I are the onlyiest ones that have a clue about this.

  347. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1FWKVUkp98

  348. Chief: my daughter watches Phineas & Ferb. I actually kinda get a kick out of it as well.

  349. http://www.wgal.com/r/27403335/detail.html

  350. I think so.

    One of the best shows on TV.

  351. Cartoon network actually had some real Bugs Bunny cartoons on this afternoon.

  352. I think it’s great and don’t have any kids in the house.

  353. MCPO’s a child at heart his level of developmental ability…

  354. Usually, Eddie, the sofa tries to swallow me whole…

  355. Well, I’m out for the night. Someone remind Brad to put his teeth in a glass before he falls asleep.

  356. Brad: Jeff Ottoman is not amused

  357. My daughter turned me on to it. Now I prompt my little guy with it with the 16 or so episodes we have on TiVo.

    Whoever writes this thing is definitely a gearhead/conservative.

  358. Imagine the giant, Costco style liquor stores that would spring up just over the border from states that would try to enact such foolishness.

    The governors of both NY and NJ have both pretty much told our Hon. Gov. Dannel Malloy that they are rubbing their hands with glee and standing at our borders, welcoming his constituents’ business.

    Meanwhile, there is a radio spot on a prominent Hartford AM station running all the time, with Dan Akroyd advertising some liquor store in Massachusetts, pointedly mentioning that Mass. will soon be eliminating their liquor tax.

    You know what will happen, right?

    Right.

    Connecticut cops will be stopping people at the border, trying to nail them for tax evasion for buying booze from Massachusetts.

  359. fack.. eye hit!

    blinks blinks…

  360. Laura, there was a small reservation off the highway on the way to my hometown that sold cheap cigarettes back in the early 80s. There was ALWAYS a state trooper waiting just outside the reservation to snag unwary drivers.

  361. New Hampshire is so very beautiful in the Springtime…the fresh evergreen-covered mountains, afresh with Trilliums and Mountain Laurel; cold crystal springs bubbling along sluices and gorges through white bedrock…the cheap, CHEAP booze…

  362. Dave, did you see where LockMart just rolled out the first MC-130J Combat Shadow II?

  363. A week from tomorrow I get to have a couple of drinks of the most expensive “free” booze there is.

    Then I’m gonna go to sleeps. And wake up a stranger in a strange land.

  364. Not kidding about that white bedrock, by the way. Gorgeous. Often interrupted with long dark seams of what looks like bluestone, which is harder and resists the erosion of the streams and tends to create ledges here and there.

    Lovely, lovely woods there. I’d be so happy to go back for another hike or two.

    After black fly season.

  365. >> Dave, did you see where LockMart just rolled out the first MC-130J Combat Shadow II?

    I did not! I wonder what it does now that the MC didn’t do? Could be anything really, it’s been 20+ years since I worked on one.

    I wonder if there’s even a line of code I ever wrote that still runs in the plane?

    I hope not.

  366. I’ll be go to hell.

  367. OK, I’ll admit it. I have no fucking clue what Dave is talking about.

  368. That’s the answer you’re supposed to give the CIA.

  369. New Hampshire is gorgeous.

    That 0% sales tax has huge tatas.

  370. Dave, actually, the MC-130J is *less* capable than the birds you worked on. They’re newer airframes, with greater gross weight and range, but the the Combat Shadow program is a low cost 80% solution to replacing lost Combat Talon airframes.

  371. ohhhhhhh.

    still, if they copied my rudder routine.. well, I would have had somebody re-write that shit.

  372. No TFR in the bird, so they should be safe. But I did send them a msg saying maybe they should stay away from water.

  373. Hahahaha

    Feet wet = feet really wet

  374. No TFR?

    Shit.

    I was kinda proud of that shit.

  375. *acts casual but is actually sneaking up on Dave*

  376. what’s that smell?

  377. uh oh

    *checks britches*

  378. wait, I know this one

  379. *sniff*

    *sniff*

    Smells like hump… [curare dart to the neck]

    Thud!

  380. I said I had that not so fresh feeling…

  381. Hi there! *hugs*

    why’s Andy on the floor twitchin?

  382. *adheres Air Wick StickUp on hump*

  383. Oh, I shot him. He’ll be fine.

  384. well thank goodness, that was creepin me out.

  385. I hate ABC and Nightline…..

    Those GD Muzzies didn’t NEED a reason to kill those people in Afghanistan – that was just the excuse they used.

    And I’m so sure that all of those people were following the news here in America.

    “Millions of peaceful Muslims” the commentator says in a scolding voice.
    Maybe they’ll kill him last…..

    OK – time for bed; I’ve had enough for one day -

  386. That part in one of the Pet Detective movies where he keeps getting shot with blowgun darts is a scream.

  387. So! White death or no? Weather is so screwy there *kicks Andy in the head when nobody’s lookin

  388. A little snow last night. Just rain now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZBdmv5iX7E

  389. High today of 102

  390. *regains conciousness*

    *Basks in laura’s glow*

  391. *hits Andy with another dart or three

  392. **shoots Dave in the face with a cannon that fires warm fuzzy kittens**

  393. *stabs brad in the eye with a Marlboro

    ooo.. that hissin sound was icky.

  394. *Basks in laura’s glow*

    Hey, who’s frying baloney?

    —GAAAAHHHH!!! I’M ON FIRE!! I’M ON FIRE!!

    *stops, drops, and rolls to extinguish flames*

    *panting*

    *glares at Andy*

    PUT AWAY THE GODDAMN MARSHMALLOWS.

  395. I mean, the part I heard right before the scream.

  396. OK. Time for beddybye.

    g’night fine peeps.

  397. Dave, I wear glasses…

  398. plastic lenses?

    night humpy!

  399. G’ngiht, girls and boys.

    And dave.

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