Hell freaks and hot chicks. Welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is making her second appearance in this esteemed forum. She’s actually one of the finer discoveries of the last year.
*phones this part in by copying and pasting from her last appearance*
Here some stuff you will need to know. Today’s peach was born in Georgia on December 31st, 1985. For some reason she’s shifty regarding the actual town which is odd. She currently resides in Hawaii so she probably hangs out with Mare Obama a lot.
She was the June 2006 Penthouse Pet which is nice. Her most favorite color is red and her favorite movie is Garden State which is actually a pretty good choice. She likes to listen to the Stones and The Doors. The combination to her vault is 36D-28-35. I know from her dossier that she likes to touch other women’s naked buttocks if you’re into that sort of thing.
If you hate your job and want to be fired immediately, you can visit her website HERE.
But before you do that, please punch the nearest goat and welcome the newest member of the BBF club and your beauty queen for today, Friday, April 30th, 2010 February 18th, 2011, Shay Laren!! YAY!!!
Here are some trivia nuggets that you can use to amaze your friends and family. On this day…
* in 1885, Mark Twain’s “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” was published.
* in 1895, George “The Gipper” Gipp was born.
* in 1922, Helen Gurley Brown was born in Portland.
* in 1947, Dennis DeYoung was born in Chicago.
* in 1950, director John Hughes was born.
* in 1954, John Travolta was born in Englewood, New Jersey.
* in 1957, Vanna White was born in Myrtle Beach.
* in 1965, rapper Andre Young was born.
* in 1967, Robert Oppenheimer died at the age of 62.
* in 1968, Molly Ringwald was born in Roseville, California.
* in 1995, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were married.
* in 1998, broadcast legend Harry Caray died at the age of 77.
Done!
I’ll be attending THIS tomorrow night which will be awesome. Other than that I will be enjoying the unseasonably warm weather and maybe doing some death-defying stunts projects around the house.
Whatever you have going on this weekend, I hope you fun and that you don’t get arrested and sodomized in prison.
CHEERS!
Is that a tattoo of a chili pepper?
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Farce
wiserbud ♥ today’s BBF.
Her waist is tiny!
I’ll be attending THIS tomorrow night which will be awesome.
truly awesome indeed. Try not to make an ass of yourself.
Her waist is tiny!
Prolly fake.
In honor of BBF….
http://tinyurl.com/6zgjqt6
Dear Penthouse Forum –
Like most men endowed with 11 inches of thunder, I was just lounging on my couch admiring my biceps and doing testicle curls while the hottest cable installer in the world was working on my antennae(if you know what I mean). It was just a normal day until, the pool lady got there – then things got weird!
As they both emptied all the pudding cups in my pantry onto their incredibly manicured honey blooms, I couldn’t help but think that maybe I was going to get lucky. Suffice it to say – they did. I know I write here pretty regularly and hope that one day you will print one of my incredibly factual and accurately depicted adventures.
Honk if I’m horny,
Wiser
Dear Penthouse Forum –
It’s like you hacked into my computer and stole my document folder….
Okay, Helen Gurley Brown made me LOL. Good one, Rosie.
hey there, roams. How’s the ♥?
Prolly fake.
Liposuction for sure…
Not good, wiser. I didn’t go to work today. Too shaky to trust myself driving.
damn. sorry, hon. All my best wishes heading your way.
thank you
Same here Roamy – prayers for health m’lady.
wow. That BBF model seems to have given all the guys who were here something else to do.
That’s one of the great things about getting old. You learn patience.
If you don’t make it, Roamy, can I have your rocket launcher?
can I have your rocket launcher?
Pretty sure it’s outlawed in CA.
Pretty sure it’s outlawed in CA.
I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of things that xbrad does that are outlawed in CA.
What can I say?
I’m a rebel.
Pretty sure it’s outlawed in CA.
What fun thing isn’t?
Laser bowling!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFztjgfDWDA&feature=player_embedded
XBrad, you can have the radome part off a B-52 that I kept, my DVD of Moonraker, and all the pics of scantily clad Russian cosmonauts. http://tinyurl.com/4bz4f8s
Laser bowling!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
back in a bit. I just gotta try this…..
I laughed so hard I sprained my vulva.
You can keep your Moonraker DVD…
Laser bowling!
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LOLZ! Imma call the Chicago Olympics people – that needs to be in there.
all the pics of scantily clad Russian cosmonauts.
Whether you know it or not, romaine, you may have won the contest with that one.
Whether you know it or not, romaine, you may have won the contest with that one.
I was waiting for XBrad to say, “I’d hit it…after a fifth of vodka.”
You can also laser bowl with crackheads. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ly1uubccl8
As they both emptied all the pudding cups in my pantry onto their incredibly manicured honey blooms, I couldn’t help but think that maybe I was going to get lucky.
It is soooo hard to reconcile this with your persona IRL, GML
You can also laser bowl with crackheads.
even better.
*heads to shelter to get a crackhead of my own…..
This post should be illegal when your wife is out of town.
I’M BLEEDING, DAMMIT!!!
It is soooo hard to reconcile this with your persona IRL, GML
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Playing the button down Architect type gets a little weary, I tend to let my hair down and let that image out a little more often than not.
Plus, I’m rich!
I’M BLEEDING, DAMMIT!!!
amateur.
You can also laser bowl with crackheads.
Holy crap, I have external damage to my port bow from laughing so hard!
Is today’s model’s pud unusually large? Inquiring minds want to know.
Is today’s model’s pud unusually large?
or are her balls really small?
Laser Bowling Solutions!™
Is today’s model’s pud unusually large? Inquiring minds want to know.
depends….. define “too” large.
(that question was really more for xbrad’s benefit than anything else.)
Laser Bowling Solutions!™
There you go again with those thingys. Showoff.
I tend to let my hair down and let that image out a little more often than not
Still working the mullet?
Still rocking the mullet?
FIFY
And, no. But, I do keep it in the drawer for those special occasions!
Hey Roamy. Been worried about you. *hugs*
I used to be as hawt as this model before I got pregnant. Except that I was short and had A-cups (if you are being generous). And then there were the feet. And the teeth. Other than that, though, sizzling.
I do keep it in the drawer for those special occasions!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hey, our dorm at A&M is having their centennial. Can I borrow it??
Keep talking Mrs. Peel…. only, slower.
Can I borrow it??
With or without the cowboy hat?
TM
Can I just say that it warms my cold little heart to see Paul failing repeatedly to implement a simple HTML function?
With or without the cowboy hat?
Helloooo?? I’m in TEXAS!!!
Brad, do you have hot cockles now?
Wait, there’s more!
&trade
I used to be as hawt as this model before I got pregnant. Except that I was short and had A-cups (if you are being generous).
Short? You?
I remember looking at my ankles first in order to make eye contact with you.
It was worth the effort. You were hawt. Just a very small version of hawt.
I haven’t felt this fully functionally retarded in a long time. Now I know how it feels to be Wiser, when Brad is gumming his anal fissures.
With the exception of Oppenheimer, today’s history lesson maps perfectly on to a small subset of the list of people who I don’t give a flying fuck about. Well…….I guess ol’ Mark Twain was prolly pretty cool back in his day.
http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/38708115000131584
Dear WordPress.com tech support: The comment above would work much better if the tweet had embedded like it was supposed to.
Look, Peel, here’s some advice:
When a female is knocked up, she does not really have to worry about being hot or not.
Cuz, see, she has a bun in the oven and that sorta ends the argument.
Fin.
is there a little widget or some kind of pop up tool in Firefox that let’s you write with html?
there’s a fiddy in it for whoever has the answer!
I have 50 years experience in observing women, 38 of it being post-puberty, 28 of it being post-marital and therefore mostly on the sly. And here’s my incredibly factual observation: Women who are built like Peel get exponentially hotter after they’ve birthed a kid or two. And stay hot for a long time. Most of them anyway.
Not trying to make you uncomfortable or nuthin, Peel. Just countering your earlier self-deprecation.
On second thought … I may wait to until another poat is up to follow up with WordPOS tech support.
“BIG BOOB FRIDAY” just jumps out in the URL.
You are right on the money, PG.
Peel neglected to say anything about her ass, which radiates that “I’m-a-breeder” look that we all like so much.
What are you trying to do, GML?
I think Aggie’s got GMLand on her side. I was going to form a Southeastern cabal of men to do my nefarious bidding, but I don’t think I can compete with Texas.
italics – strikethroughs, etc…. cool stuff like you guys do
We can share, Roamy.
I’m nice like that
We should unionize.
We can share, Roamy
I like where this is going!!!
>> Not good, wiser. I didn’t go to work today. Too shaky to trust myself driving.
Sorry to hear that.
Want me to look around for a doctah in Bahstahn to fix your haht?
but I don’t think I can compete with Texas.
You can’t compete with us.
Mostly because we have subjected the New Englanders to our will. They will do whatever we say.
>> italics – strikethroughs, etc…. cool stuff like you guys do
Real WordPress will let you use an add-in that puts formatting buttons on the comment form. See here: http://thehostages.net
*reminds self to get off lazy ass and get back to work on that*
I don’t know of a browser-side tool that has similar functionality, but I’ll see if I can find one.
Awesome, Aggie.
Hi, Mrs. Peel. (((hugs back))) Sorry to hear about your budget woes. Are we going to get STS-133 off the ground or not?
Thanks Andy – take $7 out of petty cash.
here’s whats happenin’ at my office right now!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/IMG-20110218-00103.jpg
I didn’t go to work today. Too shaky to trust myself driving.
Romy, is there any way at all you could make the trip to see a specialist elsewhere? I know there’s great heart clinics in other states. This just seems so strange and wrong to me that you’re still suffering after all this time.
They’re missing something. Something is going unrecognized. I feel sure of this.
Andy, I’m looking at Birmingham, Nashville, Atlanta, and the Cleveland Clinic. I just got my heart meds doubled (main reason for shaky – I bet my blood pressure is LOW), so they want me to be patient (heh), give it some time, and see if that will help. And I’m supposed to exercise and build up some stamina. A whole 11 minutes on the Wii yesterday.
Because, you know, I can detect missed diagnoses through the intertubes.
*places hands firmly on Romy’s intertubes*
Yeah, that ain’t right
crossed in the mail, sorry
Laura, I’m anemic, too, and I can’t help but think the two are tied together somehow, but damned if anyone can figure it out.
GML, you can do better than Keystone Light. I got Mr. RFH’s homebrew, if nothing else.
here’s whats happenin’ at my office right now!!
KEYSTONE???
You heretic.
I have 2 favorite beers – one is FREE, the other is COLD.
this happens to be one of those!! Left over in my ice box from a poker game..!
Roamy, tried the Houston Medical Center, too?
I don’t want to stand like that first picture for long periods of time. Also,
“90% of Kerrie Marie is still about 400% of a hawt chick…”
I’m going to study that until I completely figure it out.
90
100 400………Okay, I think I’ve got it. She’s fat, but she has big boobs which makes up most of a woman’s hotness therefore xbrad is in love.
Roamy, a rapid heartbeat is absolutely a side effect of anemia.
I’m guessing cold, GML??
Yes, I am.
And, yes it is!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/Picture5.jpg
Mare, according to the comments here … http://minx.cc/?post=312243
Paul Ryan did not, I repeat DID NOT, break your heart.
.
.
.
.
Yet.
Yes, I am.
And, yes it is!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/Picture5.jpg
Who’s that faggot?
some dude I met on chatroulette™
Andy, I don’t understand that at all.
some dude I met on chatroulette™
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Good one.
“http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/Picture5.jpg”
I’m glad GMland doesn’t have that serial killer look that so many here have.
I *heart* the pic, GML
I’m glad GMland doesn’t have that serial killer look that so many here have.
Why you gotta bust on pj like that, mare?
Why you gotta bust on pj like that, mare?
Exactly!
Faggotry, this is sheer faggotry, I tell you.
Paulitics, well, shit.
**goes on 57-state shooting spree
Andy, I don’t understand that at all.
Andy means Ryan didn’t vote to block the measure.
“I’m glad GMland doesn’t have that serial killer look that so many here have.”
That’s because he’s stoned.
So, I read Texas is facing a $13B budget shortfall over the next few years. How are you arrogant sons ‘a bitches going to fix that?
That’s for us to know and you to find out hotpants
Roamy, that’s why I was worried about my FIL (and why I went to Vegas last week) — because of possible anemia and related cardiac issues.
If this doesn’t make you laugh out loud (initially) than you are worse than Hitler:
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/driveby/if_you_cant_fix_stupid_ca.php
From American Digest
“Andy means Ryan didn’t vote to block the measure.”
Aggie, I understood that. What I didn’t understand is WTF is wrong with republicans.
Governor Walker needs to call in the National Guard and quash that mob of screaming hippies and then he needs to fire all those teachers that haven’t shown up for work this week.
It’s time to raise the stakes in this battle with these punk motherfuckers.
OMG I CAN GET MY TEQUILA BOTTLE BACK!!1!!1!!1!!
What I didn’t understand is WTF is wrong with republicans.
Establishment, Old-Guard, Beltway pondscum. To start.
It’s time to raise the stakes in this battle with these punk motherfuckers.
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1. Keep all benefits.
2. Fire 10% of workforce, at their choosing.
3. Watch circular firing squad.
Paulitics, the vitamin I’m taking has 15 mg of iron, which is 83% RDA. I know there can be problems with too much iron. Trying to figure out where to go from here.
83 degrees here
Sorry to hear you are feeling like poop, Roamy. Head up, young brave!
1. Keep all benefits.
2. Fire 10% of workforce, at their choosing.
3. Watch circular firing squad.
ooooooooo….. I like it. That would certainly expose the “we’re all in this together” crowd for the liars they are…….
80 here. I raked 13 bags of pine needles this afternoon just so the Corona™ would taste better. Perfect day.
Rosetta, he should use the National Guard to open up the schools. They can teach the kids, let the teachers continue making asses out of themselves for no pay.
Trying supplementing your diet with grapes — they’re high in iron. Plus it’s fun to spit the seeds at Car in.
Every teacher who does not want to be in the union, step forward. Every teacher who didn’t step forward:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E089FnwgUc
Today was probably the best day we have had here in 4 months.
Absolutely beautiful.
Yep. 10 more just like it and we might see lawn.
It was, Wiser. The sound of running water everywhere and icicles smashing. A nice little respite from the usual February freeze.
Absolutely beautiful.
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It appears we can all give the collective finger to Al Gore and Old Man Winter.
And Floyd’s vet.
Yep. 10 more just like it and we might see lawn.
HAHAHAHA!
yep. Well, maybe not at my house, but yeah, in general, we still have a ways to go.
So, I read Texas is facing a $13B budget shortfall over the next few years. How are you arrogant sons ‘a bitches going to fix that?
We will send the bill to Connecticut, which has been ripping us off for years.
duh
A nice little respite from the usual February freeze.
I can actually see oncoming traffic at intersections now! WOO HO…
screeeeeeeeeeech!!!
Well, not entirely……
We will send the bill to Connecticut, which has been ripping us off for years.
damn you Texas cabalists….
It’s 80° here right now.
Dang, I might have to jack up the sprinkler system if this keeps up.
Well, damn. Pulled out a couple of filets to grill tonight and a nasty wind / rain combo just dropped by for an extended visit.
This sucks.
Broiler?
Plus it’s cold.
Broiler?
What are you, some kind of queerbait commie?
FINALLY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/4h48sk7
Paulitics, bring the grill in and fire it up indoors.
Be sure to keep all the windows and doors closed.
“What are you, some kind of queerbait commie?’”
hahahahaha
What are you, some kind of queerbait commie?
I assume you were talking to the New Enganders.
If not, I am offended.
What are you, some kind of queerbait commie?
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No, but I assumed you were, and was trying to helpful.
Floyd has almost outgrown puppy food. It’s almost time to start feeding him live kittehs.
bring the grill in and fire it up indoors.
Be sure to keep all the windows and doors closed.
Did that some time ago. That’s how I lowered my IQ enough to talk to you.
No, but I assumed you were, and was trying to helpful.
Hahahahahahahaha.
+ 11,918 points and a “wing-job” from Michael.
Did that some time ago. That’s how I lowered my IQ enough to talk to you.
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah. So true.
Admit it, Rosetta, those were cute kitteh pictures.
You can microwave the steak.
30 minutes per ounce on high.
Floyd has almost outgrown puppy food. It’s almost time to start feeding him live kittehs.
Start with really small kittens with light fluffy fur that Floyd can easily digest.
This will make your “yard waste” issues much simpler.
Admit it, Rosetta, those were cute kitteh pictures.
No.
Well, damn. Pulled out a couple of filets to grill tonight and a nasty wind / rain combo just dropped by for an extended visit.
try boiling it. Wet heat preserves the flavors.
Mare. What are you doing right now, with your left hand?
Paulitics, try this.
(1) Thaw steaks.
(2) Turn heating pad to the high setting.
(3) Shove the steaks up your ass.
(4) Sit on the heating pad for 6 weeks.
(5) Salt and pepper to taste.
(1) Thaw steaks.
(2) Turn heating pad to the high setting.
(3) Shove the steaks up your ass.
(4) Sit on the heating pad for 6 weeks.
(5) Salt and pepper to taste.
Isn’t that how Brad came to be?
Wrap the steak in aluminum foil
Start the car, drive it into the garage and close the door.
Put steak on engine manifold.
Sit in car and wait until steak is done.
Rosetta is the worst person in the world.
Anybody disagree? Show of hand if you disagree, please.
*looks around*
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Wiser and W’s, it was a beautiful day here, too!!!
What an amazing coincidence.
Wiser and W’s, it was a beautiful day here, too!!!
It’s days like this that make you love everyone!
You can try this.
(1) Kill Michael with a spear
(2) Put Michael in your bathtub
(3) Cover Michael with charcoal.
(4) Douse with lighter fluid.
(5) Shove steaks up your ass
(6) Sit on flaming Michael for 6 weeks.
(7) Enjoy steaks with ketchup.
Hey Batman, describe your average day since you’ve been on permanent vacation.
Are you liking it?
You might have to eat this one rare, Paulitics – really, really rare.
1) kidnap rosetta
2) flay skin from bald head
3) pour gasoline into wounds
5) set gasoline on fire
4) go to Ouback
OK, it’s official now.
The Connecticut Cabal has now voted (like I told them to), and Rosetta is now the Worst Person In The World™.
You are welcome. Somebody has to do the dirty work.
Cathy isn’t, she moved to Colorado.
I love that the fucking union thug fountains of douche are now trying to bargain with the governor.
Heh.
I’m going to be VERY sad if Walker caves.
I want this to be one of those situations where the unions extend an olive branch and the governor tells them to go fuck themselves.
And then calls in the National Guard to begin the world’s first mass Tazing.
It’s days like this that make you love everyone!
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I think everyone has spring fever. My chihuahua and pug were chasing each other around the freshly manicured lawn for some damn reason.
If Walker handles this well, we’ll start hearing him mentioned as presidential material in 2016 or 2020.
Busting a public sector union is the GOP political equivalent of a threesome with Erica Campbell and Heidi Klum.
Cathy isn’t, she moved to Colorado.
Maybe she will send a dog back. She’s not really a mean person.
*Rosetta is now the Worst Person In The World™.*
STOP USING THOSE THINGYS! IF I CAN”T DO THEM, NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED>
The Connecticut Cabal has now voted (like I told them to), and Rosetta is now the Worst Person In The World™.
You are welcome. Somebody has to do the dirty work.
I’m a one-man cabal, bitch.
Speaking of that, I wonder where Uniball has been. I miss making up jokes about him.
Walker is a great speaker. And no teleprompter.
Win the future?
Speaking of The Commenter Formerlly Known as Bart Sees Dead People, anybody know the full backstory on Wickedpinto? I remember a lot of times trying to talk him off the ledge at Ace’s. Then he disappeared for a while, came back, seemed to be calmer, then off the rails again.
I have a picture of Walker and I from marching in a parade last year. Its getting a little frayed around the edges IYKWIMAITYD
Rosetta, the only good thing about you, and what keeps you alive, is that you are not Wiserbud.
Hey, what just happened to my comment about Uni and Wickedpinto?
Rosetta, take the dick out of your ear and go look in the spam bucket.
DId I just get the banhammer?
BTW, I’m going to Madison tomorrow to a pro-Walker rally. Anybody need a ride?
Walker didn’t finish college, which I don’t think is a hindrance, but will be used against him mercilessly. Hopefully he’ll counter with Abe.
Rosetta, the only good thing about you, and what keeps you alive, is that your are not Wiserbud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHGV3PhEg5c
I have a picture of Walker and I from marching in a parade last year. Its getting a little frayed around the edges IYKWIMAITYD
Hahahahaha.
I’m very impressed with him. He seems to have a brass pair. I like that he and Chris Christie are on the same team.
All right, I’m going to try this again…
Speaking of Uniball / Bart, does anyone know Wickedpinto’s back story? I remember trying to talk him off the ledge many times at Ace’s, then he disappeared for a while, came back, but then seem to slip back into teh abyss.
So. What did I miss?
*checks my admin status
Rosetta, the only good thing about you, and what keeps you alive, is that you are not Wiserbud.
What the fuck keeps wiserbud alive?
Apparently Peej has been busy doing other things.
Czar In, do I need to change your status?
Okay, I get it. If I mention a certain former commenter’s name, the post disappears itself, right?
Mostly evil, and kitteh blood, but also that he’s not Paulatics.
Walker didn’t finish college, which I don’t think is a hindrance, but will be used against him mercilessly. Hopefully he’ll counter with Abe.
That must be why he sounds competent and not full of bullshit like 99% of other politicians.
Apparently Peej has been busy doing other things.
What?
I must have missed something.
Is she pregnant again?
I did not do it. Pinky swear.
I’ll take that as a compliment.
That must be why he sounds competent and not full of bullshit like 99% of other politicians.
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That, and the fact that he’s actually run a business, not organized an undeserving mob.
It was.
Paul, I approved your 3 comments that contain teh full blown AIDS.
Czar In, do I need to change your status?
The Michigan Cabal will be taking a vote regarding your status, Rosie, and I know how it’s going to turn out since I’m the only member.
Rosetta, I just watched a Walker press conference. He will not be backing down.
Rosie, now you’ve got my little peabrain completely confused. Congratulations.
Seriously, I have not been closer than 1,000 miles from Peej for over nine months.
If she is pregnant, I did not do it.
So, what’s happened in Wisconsin over the last few hours?
Anything new?
Distance isn’t the issue in terms of impregnating PJM. Has she been downwind of you in the last nine months, that’s the question.
The Michigan Cabal will be taking a vote regarding your status, Rosie, and I know how it’s going to turn out since I’m the only member.
As the only member of the Rosetta Cabal, I can state with metaphysical certitude that I will burn this motherfucker to the ground if any of you homos touch my stuff.
http://tinyurl.com/yhkvmt3
Rosetta, I just watched a Walker press conference. He will not be backing down.
No he won’t. He has been kicking liberals and union thugs in the poon for the last 8 years as the Milwaukee County executive. He fears no hippie.
Rosetta, I just watched a Walker press conference. He will not be backing down.
I watched it too.
I like the cut of his jib.
As the only member of the Rosetta Cabal, I can state with metaphysical certitude that I will burn this motherfucker to the ground if any of you homos touch my stuff.
Ha ha haa …
by “stuff” do you mean your junk? Cause that is SO not happening.
If it works in WI it will work everywhere.
This is gonna be great!
It will be remembered as Obama’s greatest achievement.
It will be remembered as Obama’s greatest achievement.
Ha ha haa …
Hope and Change muthafocher!
Brew, why doesn’t the pro-Walker rally go to wherever the dems are hiding.
You could bring one back.
Rosie, is it happy hour where you are yet?
by “stuff” do you mean your junk? Cause that is SO not happening.
You don’t know. You’ll be passed out.
Distance isn’t the issue in terms of impregnating PJM. Has she been downwind of you in the last nine months, that’s the question.
Holy cow. The prevailing winds here in North Texas blow north and east.
* checks retirement financial plan*
Dang. There really is not room for another college education.
Brew, why doesn’t the pro-Walker rally go to wherever the dems are hiding.
We’re biding our time. They have to come back eventually.
Congress has been on a roll too.
Yesterday it was the Czars, today they stabbed healthcare, planned parenthood and net neutrality.
Herman Cain and Andrew Breitbart are going to be IN DA HOUZZZ tomorrow.
I’m shocked that Mediaite had a story about this video but they did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gsnLfsbbM
Those useful union idiots have just killed the entire “tea-baggers are violent” line of attack.
Thanks union thugs!
The video was posted at Huffington Post. I shit you not.
Rosie, is it happy hour where you are yet?
Unfortunately no. I’m on the wagon tonight like an asshole. I’m trying to get over a little walking pneumoinia.
So you will have to drink for you and for me.
Good luck with that.
Hugs not Thugs™.
As the only member of the Rosetta Cabal, I can state with metaphysical certitude that I will burn this motherfucker to the ground if any of you homos touch my stuff.
Don’t make me demote you to an Author. I can do it, and the New Englanders will back me up.
So you will have to drink for you and for me.
Good luck with that.
Shit, I’d better get started.
Herman Cain and Andrew Breitbart are going to be IN DA HOUZZZ tomorrow.
WOOD!! I’ve seen Cain in a couple of really good interviews this week.
In a few months I would love to see Palin announce that she’s not running and endorse Cain and then actively campaign for him.
He needs a couple of high profile backers.
I’m on it, Rosetta. Cheers.
chardonnay, Hotspur?
FTR, I happen to have a GREAT ass – it’s just hidden under all those protective layers of fat.
(Hey, you have to keep your valuables cushioned so they don’t get damaged, right?)
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Comrade Carin.
Me too, Rosie. Cheers HS.
Don’t make me demote you to an Author. I can do it, and the New Englanders will back me up.
Whatever. You would fuck up a glass of water.
Shit, I’d better get started.
You can call a friend if you need to.
☏☏☏☏☏☏☏☏
Shit, I’d better get started.
You can call a friend if you need to.
I’m afraid I’ll have to.
*lines up Jaeger shots
*shudders
LSU’s cheerleaders are flatter than pee on a plate.
What lame-ass bullshit are you doing this weekend, Car In?
So you will have to drink for you and for me.
*makes appointment at the Betty Ford clinic*
Why is everyone so mad at the unions? They brought us the 40 hour workweek and the weekend.
I hate the wagon. HATE IT!!!
http://tinyurl.com/4tl47bc
You can call a friend if you need to.
From what I’ve heard, she’ll have to call Rent-A-Friend.
Well, it looks like all of our problem may solved
http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-high-speed-rail-0219-20110218,0,3837777.story
Just shove 2 bullwhips up your ass, and call me in the morning.
Just shove 2 bullwhips up your ass, and call me in the morning.
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6 months, and I still don’t get it, but it’s funny.
Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet? Is it 5:00 yet?
It’s 7:10,dude, get with the program.
Dude, it’s like 10 after 7, catch up.
Leon, you’re like my baby brother.
Not in SoCal it ain’t.
Time zones. Pllllfffttt.
Not in SoCal it ain’t.
Yeah, that’s my problem.
So Kevin Smith was being slobbered on by Mitch Albom while I was driving home. I’m disappointed that I have to put him on the “Anethema” list for movie watching.
From what I’ve heard, she’ll have to call Rent-A-Friend.
Hahahahahaha.
H2 love is the best kind of love.
If a Wisconsin senator comes back of his own accord, does his vagina go away?
Leon,
Not my problem you live in Loserville, population: You.
Dang. There really is not room for another college education.
*cough
The most conservative of the Wisconsin Democrat senators should come back, vote with the GOP and then switch parties.
And then enter the witness relocation program.
Whatever. You would fuck up a glass of water.
Rosetta, that was an unkind and uncivil thing to say.
Shame on you.
I suggested that the other day. He or she would have a job for life.
Well, it looks like all of our problem may solved
http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-high-speed-rail-0219-20110218,0,3837777.story
urge to kill….. rising.,……..
If a Wisconsin senator comes back of his own accord, does his vagina go away?
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****Consults vanishing vagina handbook.
Yes, but only if they say “beetlevagina” three times.
Paul, I live in Ann Arbor. I don’t need to be told it’s full of losers.
Not me though, I’m a winner.
Rosetta said something uncivil?
No wai!
AA, huh? One of my two idiot best men at my wedding lives in AA. We were there last spring visiting. Great place unless you need a job.
The Connecticut Cabal has now voted (like I told them to), and Rosetta is now the Worst Person In The World™.
*Checks map*
Hahahahaha. The Las Colinas-Hartford axis does not go through Missouri!
I’m a one-man cabal, bitch.
*Checks map again*
FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK! It doesn’t run through Boston either!
Rosetta, can I join your cabal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epe37KJP7jc#t=08m59s
110mph between New Haven and Springfield… a 45 minute run between two nothing cities…. $1 billion. WE’RE SAVED!!!!
I feel nauseous…..
If you need a job in Ann Arbor, start blowing, the job is yours.
urge to kill….. rising.,……..
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You’d think for a bunch of people that base their political point of view on pop culture they would have seen teh monorail episode of the Simpsons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZjzsnPhnw
Stoopid friggin YouTube skip code!!!!
Let me try that again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epe37KJP7jc#t=8m59s
Rosetta, that was an unkind and uncivil thing to say.
Shame on you.
Sorry sir. Please accept my apologies.
http://tinyurl.com/49w6hvl
You’d think for a bunch of people that base their political point of view on pop culture they would have seen teh monorail episode of the Simpsons.
monorail…monorail…monorail…monorail…monorail…monorail…monorail…monorail…….
Hotspur, people pay for that here? I thought you just had to go to the right bar and wink at guys with tongue piercings.
Well, yeah, if you frequent the Aut Bar. You do, don’t you.
Paul, I live in Ann Arbor. I don’t need to be told it’s full of losers.
Yes, you do. I grew up on the banks of the Huron River. I went to Tappan Jr. High School. I was a Boy Scout Usher in the Big House on Saturday afternoons. I graduated from Michigan. My mother is buried there.
You can’t tell me anything about Ann Arbor. If you are there, you are a loser.
Still bitter, huh Michael?
Another drink, or call it a night? Mrs. MJ is out with her friends at a C.A.B. meeting.
“110mph between New Haven and Springfield… a 45 minute run between two nothing cities…. $1 billion. WE’RE SAVED!!!!
I feel nauseous…..”
Saving you 26 minutes, if you don’t count the time it takes to get to the station, park, walk to the ticket counter, get groped by the TSA and then walk to your destination at the other end.
It will be a money making machine!
110mph between New Haven and Springfield… a 45 minute run between two nothing cities…. $1 billion. WE’RE SAVED!!!!
I feel nauseous…..
They probably have a ridership projection equal to the DC-NY Acela run in the cost model.
Fucking idiots.
Batmonkey, I wanted out, I’m trapped until I can sell the house to some vegan gay guys that want a wooded southern view. Even then I’m still stuck in MI unless I want to start job hunting.
MJ, I’m drinking. Today sucked. You should drink too, because I can’t fit enough in.
Rosetta, can I join your cabal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epe37KJP7jc#t=08m59
Let’s do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-MrWB3-ZH0
I need a cabal. I’m not much of a joiner, though, so I’d be really noncommittal about being in it.
I’m not sure I can pick up the slack for you, but I’ll try Leon.
How is the weight loss/ working out going? From your POL picture, it appears you have dropped a few lbs.
Saving you 26 minutes, if you don’t count the time it takes to get to the station, park, walk to the ticket counter, get groped by the TSA and then walk to your destination at the other end.
Let’s not forget the drive to the train station, the cost of the parking and the drive back home……
I just can’t see how this can fail!!!!
>> I’ll be attending THIS tomorrow night which will be awesome.
That does look awesome.
JackStraw and I are going to a local Mark Steyn appearance on Thursday and will debrief over cocktails afterwards. Or de-boxer. Whatever!
I need a cabal. I’m not much of a joiner, though, so I’d be really noncommittal about being in it.
What you’re looking for is the banal cabal.
Right this way…..
I’m trapped until I can sell the house to some vegan gay guys that want a wooded southern view.
I’m guessing you are trapped in one of those subdivisions around the North Campus area.
You are fucked. Your house is currently worth about 70% of what you paid.
You probably should just sit tight for two years until the market normalizes.
Seriously, how many people are actually trying to get to Springfield, MA?
>> Another drink, or call it a night? Mrs. MJ is out with her friends at a C.A.B. meeting.
Checks URL. Yep, this is still the H2. DRINK!!!
How is the weight loss/ working out going? From your POL picture, it appears you have dropped a few lbs.
I’m maintaining about 40lb down from my peak (30lb less than PoL, but it looks like more because of the muscle gain), and making steady strength gains. I’m planning to combine Lent with a 40-day cutting cycle, though, so I expect the strength gains to halt for awhile. It’s going well enough, I guess, but I’d like to be leaner.
Wife’s pretty pleased, in any event
Your probably should just sit tight for two years until the market normalizes.
You really are a Pollyana, aren’t you?
Based on the idea of HSR, and being someone that actually lives in the Tampa-Orlando corridor, I can honestly tell you that was a supremely stoopid idea.
I get that tourists might use it to get from Disney™ to the beaches, but based on the ticket fare and trouble it would take to actually get to the beach it would be better to stay at Disney. Not to mention that no decently intelligent human being would be persuaded to pack up a family of four, travel an hour, eat out for the day, spend time on a beach with no bathrooms, then travel an hour back.
You’d be better off staying at Disney.
I’m planning . . . a 40-day cutting cycle
I thought that was for teenage girls.
Wait, what?
Wife’s pretty pleased, in any event
Because it reminds her of me.
Wife’s pretty pleased, in any event
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Good for you! Its not easy to make that kind of commitment, and keep it up.
I’m guessing you are trapped in one of those subdivisions around the North Campus area.
You are fucked. Your house is currently worth about 70% of what you paid.
South side near Scarlett Middle School, but you value estimate is good. Thing is, I’m planning to buy in Milan or Romulus, were the houses are down 50% (assuming I can find one with a plot of land big enough for the equines), so it’s a wash.
I had to look up banal. That pretty much says it all.
Because it reminds her of me.
Considering that I used to have the physique of Sam Kinison, that’s actually funny.
Ever see Kinison’s wife and her sister? Teh hawt.
South side near Scarlett Middle School, but you value estimate is good. Thing is, I’m planning to buy in Milan or Romulus, were the houses are down 50% (assuming I can find one with a plot of land big enough for the equines), so it’s a wash.
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I did the same thing last year. Bought a condo in ’06 on an island that isn’t worth shit, now. Rented it out. Bought a house that I couldn’t have afforded at the market peak. It’s basically a wash as long as I have renters.
Ooh! Thunder and lightning here.
That’s just what we need … a great big thunderstorm on the still-frozen ground.
Sam Kinison is my favorite comedian (PBUH). I used to listen to his tapes in HS.
You people need to step up the funneh. I’m getting bored.
South side near Scarlett Middle School
I remember playing safety against Scarlett. Meaning, I was supposed to take down anybody who made it through the rest of the defense.
Scarlett had this mutant receiver who was over 6′ tall. I’m telling you, that guy should have been in high school. It hurt to tackle him.
Hahahahaha. Dick Pole is the blog’s icon photo.
Ed Balls hardest hit.
>> Seriously, how many people are actually trying to get to Springfield, MA?
The Smith & Wesson factory’s cool. But the gang-bangers in New Haven probably don’t buy retail.
You people need to step up the funneh. I’m getting bored.
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The Cubs are going to win the World Series in 2011.
Jeb Bush will be president in 2013.
Come to think of it, it would be great for drug distribution.
What? That was funny!
MJ, your whole Disney/beach scenario is spot on. Disney’s a draining experience (and that’s just the wallet talking). Thank God my kids don’t really like it all that much.
The last thing I’d be interested in doing is herding their asses to the beach on one of those trips.
****short sells black tar heroin.
Boo.
I’m glad GMland doesn’t have that serial killer look that so many here have.
I’ve been cultivating that look my whole life.
I was born at night. But it wasn’t last night.
How’s the leg, Revvy?
Good morning, Revvy and unclefacts.
Unclefacts, why is your name unclefacts?
The last thing I’d be interested in doing is herding their asses to the beach on one of those trips.
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Market Research Solutions™
Sometimes I will hear an excellent song in a commercial that I’ve never heard before.
There is a Royal Caribbean commercial out now with this song in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nx_eyVIEpw
It’s a good one for a Christmas playlist.
And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, have fun IN HELL!!!
The Cubs are going to win the World Series in 2011.
That is fantasy, not humor. Comment fail.
Leg’s better – the people at the clinic didn’t want to stitch it, and since I stabbed myself with an Xacto that had only been out of the packaging a few hours, then didn’t think I needed a tetanus booster since I was up to date on my shots. They just put some butterfly bandages on it and told me to keep it clean.
Were you cutting? It’s okay, you can tell us.
Rosetta, you know how Ace has that rotating banner ad at the top of the page …
Take one guess what pharmaceutical product was just up there!
(no, not Niagara with a “V”)
If you Google “whore cheese”, the first image search result is a picture of Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Hahahahahahaha.
Which is good because she bugs me.
Rosetta, you know how Ace has that rotating banner ad at the top of the page …
Take one guess what pharmaceutical product was just up there!
(no, not Niagara with a “V”)
The el goutcho stuff? I need to write the name of that down.
Leg’s better
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Just plain weird.
Most espensive butterfly bandages ever.
That is fantasy, not humor. Comment fail.
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Fine. I’ll just pass you the Grey Poupon and we can be done with it.
I’m kinda curious about Jeb myself.
He is just layin’ back in the weeds, while the nominal front-runners get all the media attention. You don’t see Jeb making a big speech at CPAC or showing up in New Hampshire.
That is typical Texas. Hold your fire until the enemy is in range. That’s how the Alamo lasted so long.
Jeb knows, and everyone knows, that Americans like a political dynasty. It will be interesting to see how he manages the primary season.
My first exposure to Maggie Gyllllljheheebnegeaaaklllll was in Secretary, which made the most of her limited assets. My second exposure was in Dark Knight where her best scene was immolation.
Michael: He’s behind Rubio, 100%. I believe Jeb when he says he’s not interested. Maybe I’m being a neophyte.
>> Which is good because she bugs me.
Every time I see her in a movie, I always have the same thought: How the fuck did her ugly ass become a movie star? Definitely a two-bagger on the ol’ casting couch, IYKWIM.
>> The el goutcho stuff? I need to write the name of that down.
Uloric
Unclefacts, why is your name unclefacts?
When I was killing the fuck outta people in FPS’s I use the handle FactsofLife. It naturally got shortened to just Facts, and the younger guys found out I was mostly ancient, and immediately started calling me Unclefacts and it stuck.
I’d vote for Jeb in the General with fewer reservations than McCain, but he really should have been the candidate in 2000.
>> Jeb knows, and everyone knows, that Americans like a political dynasty. It will be interesting to see how he manages the primary season.
Michael, can you send me some of what you’re smoking?
Jeb knows, and everyone knows, that Americans like a political dynasty.
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Clinton.
My first exposure to Maggie Gyllllljheheebnegeaaaklllll was in Secretary, which made the most of her limited assets. My second exposure was in Dark Knight where her best scene was immolation.
I won’t see Secretary because I think she’s pretty much the star. I loved the Dark Knight for several reasons but every time she was on the screen I had to choke a bitch.
I just think she’s really, really unattractive and a very mediocre actress.
And I heard she kills kitties and puppies.
I didn’t know who she was before Secretary, in my defense. I’d pretty much have to gag and bind her to spend time in her presence.
>> Jeb knows, and everyone knows, that Americans like a political dynasty. It will be interesting to see how he manages the primary season.
Michael, can you send me some of what you’re smoking?
Hahahaha. I thought the same thing when I read that comment.
Stupid Lutherns.
Andy – shush, I need no more reminders of the fact that I handled the situation badly. Though in my defense, it’s difficult to make rational decisions when you’re trying not to pass out. My body has the annoying tendency of saying;
‘Hurrrr, you has a puncture wound. I gon’ stop workin now so’s you don’t bleed out and be the deaded.’
This happens with everything from body piercings to stab wounds.
This scene wasn’t too bad.
So I missed this Revvy. Why the flock did you have puncture wounds? And don’t make shit up.
Hahahahaha. Iowahawk just linked this video from the union protest in WI on his FacePlant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC_rrr5WrVE
This scene wasn’t too bad.
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hahahahahahaha. I was asked a few days ago how I met Mrs. MJ and I told the folks asking that she was my sexrecary (which is true). Only one person got it.
Revvy has body piercings? How disappointingly common.
This scene wasn’t too bad.
She forgot to put the bag on.
‘Sup, freaks, geeks and sheiks? Beautiful day here. Real BBQ too. Now, if I just had innerwebtubes. . .
She forgot to put the Reg™ on.
“Most espensive butterfly bandages ever.”
I was going to suggest those last night, and remind her that the University probably required her to be current on boosters in order to be there, but if it got infected and had to get cut off I would feel very badly. Plus her dad lives 20 minutes away.
So I deleted that comment.
Hey MCPO! How’s Florida treating you?
MJ – What I thought was pencil rolled off of my desk and I tried to catch it with my legs. It wasn’t a pencil. It was an exacto knife. There was blood.
Leon – I just have my ears pierced. I had a nose piercing for a little while, but I had to let that heal up.
Leon – I just have my ears pierced. I had a nose piercing for a little while, but I had to let that heal up.
That’s refreshing, so many women my age and younger look like pincushions now. Don’t get me started in gauge expanders. Those are the jewelry equivalent of wearing your pants with boxers showing.
Oh, no! There will be blood.
It’s good ‘cept for no wifi.
I’m not into the pincushion look. I might get the nose piercing redone, and maybe a few more in the ears, but I have no desire to punch holes in any other part of my body.
My best friend has the pincushion thing going. She has 3 lip piercings (that she doesn’t wear anymore), a nose piercing, an eyebrow piercing, a nape piercing, a tongue piercing, whole bunch of ear piercings (yes, including gauges), and micro-dermals on her collar bones. Plus I think 7 tattoos.
The problem with stab wounds like Revvy sustained is they often don’t bleed, which makes them prone to infection. So watch that shit, Revvy.
A single nose piercing can be tasteful, but it’d drive me nuts. Permabooger.
‘sup MCPO!
Also, new lightening-fast post is up.
Did anybody steal anybody else’s wallet today?
I liked Jeb,
I voted for him 3x *wait add primarys* 6x
I did not like HW much. I liked W more. (than HW) I do like Jeb. He is a fine conservative. *except on immigration* I would gladly vote for him 2-4x more.
I hope he waits out a election or so. I think the Adams were not back to back, but I am tipsy….So facts are a little blurry
MCPO – I will, I’ve gotta change the bandage tonight.
Leon – Actually, I was surprised how little mine bothered me. Gotta get it pierced better next time though, the guy who did it originally when through the thicker part of the nostril, so it was a real pain to get the jewelry on and off. Plus a lot of types didn’t fit.
Revvy.
I started life as a ink on vellum draftsman. I used to erase plenty with my Exacto knife.
Then one day it fell out of my board and stuck in my foot!!!!!!!11111eleven!
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