You did WHAT to Floyd?
Some of that Packer magic must have rubbed off on BrewFan – he got pulled over doing 44 mph in a 25 mph zone and got off with just a warning.
Oh, the irony – an article talking about how Unions AREN’T the problem, written by James Hoffa, and published in a Detroit paper.
XBrad’s mom saw on CNN that a shop in Huntsville is taking guns as trade for new sex toys.
Roamy was very disappointed, because she thought she heard him say that they would take sex toys for new guns – especially since that particular store has a drive-thru window.
Revvy said those had better be some damn nice toys, because none of the ones that she currently owns cost more than $35. Revvy does realize that HER DAD reads this blog, right?
J’Ames thought that XBrad broke the “This Ain’t Hell” blog.
XBrad said it was fine when he left it – Andy must’ve broken it instead.
Andy said it was working just fine and to blame J’Ames.
Late at night, the oddest comments come out:
Sean M: Weird. Clint Eastwood had the same hair when he ran for mayor of Carmel that Arnold had as governor.
George Orwell: So they share the same rug?
Sean M: That rug really tied the room together.
George O: I think it was sisal.
ScottW’s morning didn’t start off too well - while his coffee was brewing, he picked up his phone to check messages, only to discover that it wasn’t working. It turns out that he was holding his GPS, not his phone. When the coffee finished brewing, he went to pour himself a cup, heard a loud CRACK!, and the mug split in two, spilling coffee everywhere.
J’Ames suggested Scott not walk under a ladder or look in a mirror, just to be on the safe side.
GML suggested that Scott not go into the bathroom unless he wanted other handles “popping off” in his hand…..
Roamy hastily put together an HHD post; TiFW offered to set her pants on fire so that the young man in the first picture could come put it out.
Beasn had to scrub her eyeballs out with bleach after some of the guys linked a picture (NSFW).
Clintbird also linked a picture, but modesty compels your humble scribe to refrain from linking it here. He did, however, win the “Longest URL in the Free World” Award (link at comment).
MJ has a cost-cutting suggestion for the government. All he asks in return is an appointment to an ambassadorship to Fiji.
Car in hoped that Mare was happy – Car in needed to go feed her chickens, but the conversation was keeping her glued to her computer.
Car in’s rooster bit her while she was trying to feed her chickens (Maaaaaaaaare!), so she wants to get rid of it.
The blogger formerly known as T2D suggested that Car in put out a Craigslist Ad for her rooster:
Come get my Cock. This cock must go – you’ll have to pull it out of its cage, but it will be so worth it. I love my cock and hate to see it go, but it has gotten too big for its cage and needs to roam free. Do you have a pen big enough for my cock? Serious inquiries only.
Car in asked TBFKAT2D if she should put out an ad for her extra pussy as well, at which point Aggie spewed her coffee…..
AOL buys Huffington Post. AOL hardest hit. Again.
Somebody tried to hack into Hotspur’s Facebook account. Why, we’ll never know…..
Sheila Jackson Lee is a raving lunatic moonbat (BIRM).
Poor Floyd will now be singing soprano in the doggie choir; Rosie is inconsolable.
Sohos wrote limericks bemoaning Floyd’s loss of manhood; the Chief was in his cups, quoting melancholy sea poetry (which made XBrad wonder when this joint hired a lounge singer).
TiFW noticed that Floyd and Mr. TiFW share a birthday. She also thought that Floyd might need a sweet pussy now.
Ever the optimist, Pendejo Grande noted that now Rosetta’s nephew has a chance to grow up heterosexual. Silver lining and all that.
Speaking of silver linings: All things considered, XBrad decided that maybe having all of his teeth pulled wasn’t that bad after all…..
GML told everyone that he achieved the same “…loss of baritone, and testosterone, and gettin’ it on…” that Floyd did – on the day he said “I do”.
Even without his “boys”, Floyd still has more testicular fortitude than the “males” in the current White House administration.
While Floyd was at the vet getting tutored, PJMomma was taking – and passing - her Computer Certification Test.
AgileDog was very impressed with PJM’s accomplishment, because she previously studied for – and failed – a urine test.
Today’s installment of Hostage Community Theater:
Rosetta: Rush was having a field day with Harry Baals today. I like that sort of high-brow humor.
AgileDog: Some dude’s pubic hair giving you a uni-brow does NOT constitute as “high-brow”.
Rosetta: Some dude’s? No. Your mom’s? Yes.
AgileDog: Say “Hi!” to Mom for me – haven’t talked to her in weeks. Is she giving you the disabled discount?
Well, as of 6:00 p.m. EST, there was still no word on whether the Herr and Frau are new parents. I’m sure they’ll let everyone know when the baby gets here, though!
The Fat Lady Has Sung.
[Update: Andy] Today’s meme was wearing the throwback uniform.
IMPORTANT BABY UPDATE [Herr Morgenholz]
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