What is 8% of Always?

I’m pretty sure we all know someone at the H2, someone very close to us, that has all of these diseases. For prevention, use these (the chick in the drawing give them all the thumbs up) Or this, which is conveniently useful to both sexes:

Darlene and Bubba Wayne Get It On at the Circle K

. This is just something I threw together this afternoon, egged on by a friend’s Zombie stories and nothing better to do.  Not being from the South, said friend failed to realize that what I wrote was sheer White Trash poetry.  It isn’t often that one can read a literary “masterpiece” that combines the Circle K, moonpies, RC Cola, mullets, and [...]

Is this THE greatest invention evah?

* [Update: Andy] Pinto says, “Oh hells yes”! (NSFW)

Pictures that you get when searching for shuttle

071114-N-9177B-001 POHANG, Republic of Korea (Nov. 14, 2007)  U.S. Marines from the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit and Republic of Korea Marines from the 2nd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, prepare to move to the next objective during the Korean Integrated Training Plan exercise. The U.S. light armored vehicle was transported to the beach [...]

Where is my coffee and bacon?

Since the other poat was starting to smell like old champagne cheese, sweaty palms, and cellulite (pronounced cell-you-leet) you gets this. Here is a great tune. If you don’t like it then you suck.   Looks like some hostages have placed some shit for sale Enjoy this fine Saturday because I said so

Super Happy Fun-Fun BBF Time!

Good afternoon miscreants and welcome to another guest edition of Big Boob Friday, where we all learn yet again that BBFs do not necessarily need to weigh the equivalent of a Banglar Party Van or look like she has been hit by one. Today we introduce our official BBF mascot:  Lana Kane! Please don’t ask [...]

The Next Generation

Generally speaking, the late night threads are consumed with insults, dick jokes, worries about xBrads teef, and the occasional dick-joke-insult.  Last night was no different, but the thread also contained a fairly serious conversation.  You see, Andy and JackStraw went to see Mark Steyn deliver a speech last night.  If you haven’t read his book, America [...]

Guitar pickers – the best?

Is David Gilmour the, or one of the, best guitar players ever? If not, who’s better and why. Discuss!

Thursday Foreignotica XXV

Last week’s song were Indian. Here are a few traditional Pakistani songs. The first is called Luddi Hey Jamalo. I have no idea what it means, but rumor has it that it’s Sindhi or something. It’s sung at dholkis and sometimes even at mehndis. This clip can also tell you something about the high quality [...]

HHD – Academy Award edition

I guess that last poat wasn’t the last poat from me after all.  Thank you to all who emailed me in the past week and helped clear things up for me.  I’m going to be over in the corner eating my words while y’all enjoy an old school HHD. The Academy Awards are this weekend, [...]