Sunday Stupid

*

I would embed this video but the pieces of shit at Sony Music Entertainment only want you to watch it on YouTube.  They have seriously prevented 75% of all music videos from being embedded here and I would like to take this opportunity to tell them to go fuck themselves.

Russian Cossack soldiers from the 40s.  Hit it Run!

*

Click the pic to read some TwitchNuts snark on the everything bagel.

*

BANGLAR WTF!!

It’s better on a bigger screen so double-click it to see it on full screen mode.

*


*

*

367 Comments

  1. Seriously Sony, go fuck yourself.

  2. Just when I put up the best comment in the history of the Interwebz, Rosetta has to put up this random grab bag of mares.

  3. Andy,

    Please copy the comment from the previous thread so that it can be enjoyed by thousands of other people on this thread.

  4. Hey look, new poat.

  5. Thanks West I appreciate the offer. I was thinking more along the lines of a couple of space heaters and a light bulb. $300-400 is one thing, the whole house is probably out of the question financially.

  6. Rosetta – Get up off your ass and fix me a drink, you lazy SOB!!

  7. If you insist. Here goes:

    >> Hey, where’d that two-bit gutterslut Rosetta run off to?

    Oh, wait, wrong one. Let’s try that again:

    >> I went back and zapped UF’s cellphone number. No need to leave that lying around the Internet forever.

    A couple of folks have touched on this already, but if you’re using a generator without a transfer switch setup like mine, be sure to turn off the main. The utility’s repairman would like to not get fried, and if you don’t isolate your generator, you’re going to backfeed power back onto the grid.

    That brings a story to mind … right after we moved into this house, we had a problem where several outlets just mysteriously quit working. I went and checked the breakers and none of them were tripped, but it seemed like a whole circuit was down.

    I finally gave in and called an electrician. He came out and about a minute later the power was restored. Seems my little guy had sneaked into the basement and thought he’d see what those switches did.

    Man did I feel like an idiot.

    I wish I could say I found $20 … it would’ve helped pay for the weekend service call.

  8. Andy – from all of the stories I’ve heard, I’ve decided to have a ‘child caused accident fund’ built up by the time I have kids.

  9. That would be a good idea. Upholstery damage alone can run into the thousands.

  10. Comment by scottw on January 30, 2011 4:49 pm

    Thanks West I appreciate the offer. I was thinking more along the lines of a couple of space heaters and a light bulb. $300-400 is one thing, the whole house is probably out of the question financially.

    Well, yeah. a small generator won’t do much more than that anyhow. As far as substandard wiring goes I had a romex to BX connection that was buried in a wall, the wires were hardly even twisted together and not taped. It was on the bathroom heater/fan – it’s a miracle it didn’t burn the house down. When I rebuilt the unit I noticed it had BX on the fan side & romex at the switch, so I went “Hmmmmm” and traced the wires until I found the connection. Nearly fainted when I dug a hole in the bathroom wall & saw it, all discolored & nasty.

    Still, if you want some help or at least advice, i’d be willing, no charge except maybe a link to some internet tranny midget porn.

  11. Andy – from all of the stories I’ve heard, I’ve decided to have a ‘child caused accident fund’ built up by the time I have kids.

    What, you plan on having 14 Trillion saved up?

  12. Hey, where’d that two-bit gutterslut Rosetta run off to?

    Oh, wait, wrong one. Let’s try that again:

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    *sends another ice and snow storm to Andy’s house*

  13. We had a house built in Illinois when we lived there, and I went out one day to inspect the progress right after they finished the wiring.

    Not sure whether it’s an overreaction to Mrs. O’Leary’s cow or a sop to the unions (more likely the latter), but code in Lake County, IL requires residential wiring to be in conduit.

    It drives up the cost of the house accordingly, but it was a beautiful wiring job.

  14. Scott, if we lose power for an extended period of time, you’re welcome to stay in our guest room.

    Dogs are welcome too.

  15. *sends another ice and snow storm to Andy’s house*

    *calls Beasn and warns her about incoming Alpha strike on St. Louis*

  16. *sends another ice and snow storm to Andy’s house*

    You laugh. We’ve started calling that “Wednesday.”

  17. Oddest thing … there’s no football today, yet the Indian count has been steadily climbing this afternoon after I got my chores done.

  18. What, you plan on having 14 Trillion saved up?

    I wasn’t THAT bad!

    And hey, you should have known better than to put a one year old in a room with peeling wallpaper!

  19. It drives up the cost of the house accordingly

    No shit. Probably tripled it. Never heard of that one, but you are right, probably caused by a campaign contribution by the local tube-benders union.

    Conduit is not that hard, just labor& material intensive. I still have some knob & tube in my attic – it’s perfectly safe if you know how to deal with it. Every connection is wrapped & soldered – better connections than those cheap push-fit connections on switches these days. I always use the screw terminals.

  20. tinyurl.com/69yndyr

    Yay, all my letters will look fancy now ^_^

  21. One thing I remembered about the generator when I was starting it today was that it starts like shit in the cold. Doubly so if it hasn’t been run in a while.

    I’ve gotten spoiled by the electric start snowblower with an engine that was built with the idea that it’s going to be cold as a bitch when you’re using it.

  22. Thanks Wiser. You guys don’t lose power do you?

  23. I wasn’t THAT bad!

    No, you weren’t. I was just thinking of the damage done by children.

  24. Yeah, Andy, I’ll never buy a snowblower without electric start. Couldn’t do without it.

  25. >> I always use the screw terminals.

    +1

  26. Thanks Wiser. You guys don’t lose power do you?

    Not very often. Our lines are underground. But it has happened.

  27. It went out here at 2am Thursday night. I was dreading trudging outside to fire off the generator, so I was going to let it go for a looooong time. Was only out for half an hour or so.

  28. Ya know, instead of a Summary poat today, I think I’ll just find an episode of “Home Improvement” or “This Old House” and post that instead……

    Carry on.

  29. Sorry to hear about power…that sucks, especially when it is off just long enough to screw a bunch of other stuff up…like the fridge and freezer full of food, and to let pipes freeze.

  30. When you live in a van down by the river you don’t have to worry about all this.

  31. Problem is that it’s hard to leave a house without power in the winter. There are pipes to drain, toilets to antifreeze, water to run, fire to be maintained.

  32. Hey Goutcho Cinco, when you sprain an ankle does it turn black and blue?

  33. Where the hell is everyone? Did Floyd fart?

  34. Important Baby Update: I put my face down to talk to her, and the little shit kicked me in the nose.

    Clearly, she has impeccable taste.

  35. Good girl. I’m sure she’s already reaching for the wallet, too.

  36. It’s a Handerbuss!

  37. Even Marty McFly has started kicking Obama in the poon: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/258399/time-leadership-jamie-m-fly

  38. >> I went back and zapped UF’s cellphone number. No need to leave that lying around the Internet forever.

    UF isn’t worried about randoms calling his cell number. I have a lot of ways of dealing with assholes who decide to bother me.

  39. Hmmm … http://www.gunsamerica.com/blog/the-taurus-raging-judge-28-gauge-revolver/

    My pants just flew around the room.

  40. Hey Goutcho Cinco, when you sprain an ankle does it turn black and blue?

    Mine always turned purple.

  41. Good girl. I’m sure she’s already reaching for the wallet, too.

    The way she’s dropped in the last day or so, she can probably reach it.

    Unclefacts, how are ya brother?

  42. I make a motion that we cancel the rest of winter and move right into spring. All in favor say ‘Fuck Yeah’!

    Its unanimous. Take off Old Man Winter!

  43. Huh, I think I may have my first ever sprain.

  44. Hmmm … http://www.gunsamerica.com/blog/the-taurus-raging-judge-28-gauge-revolver/

    as much as a gun loving wingnut as I am, that’s about as silly a weapon as i think I’ve ever seen. The judge is a marginal home defense gun as it is, this is more novelty than anything.

  45. herr, hanging in there. living it one day at a time right now.

  46. Huh, I think I may have my first ever sprain.

    Rub some dirt on it. Rosetta swears by it. Really.

  47. I was checking out the judge earlier today:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOq9a8sAHfg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWFGsTsNxa8

    I’ve been in the market for a gun for the last few years and I think i may have found what I was waiting for.

    That thing is bad ass.

  48. Did anybody nail anybody else’s head to the floor today?

  49. living it one day at a time right now.

    Well, there ain’t no manual for this shit. You and your family are in our prayers.

  50. >> The judge is a marginal home defense gun as it is, this is more novelty than anything.

    Well, yeah. Which is exactly why I want one!

  51. Did anybody nail anybody else’s head to the floor today?

    Anybody else’s? No.

  52. Huh, I think I may have my first ever sprain.

    That sucks. What did you do?

  53. Mubarak seeks “orderly transition”. El Baradei and the MB in talks to form “unity government”.

    Cuffy and family last American tourists to make it out.

  54. That thing is bad ass.

    No, this is badass.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea-aLr-dzO4

  55. It wasn’t bad Rosetta, it had to be a very mild one. I twisted it three nights ago and it hurt pretty bad. Throbbing pain woke me up the next morning but as I moved around it got better. I didn’t know it was purple until today.

  56. herr, thanks bro, means a lot to me.

  57. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7Y121LgY0

    Stick with it. The Barack Obama line says it all.

  58. Wonderful: Egypt Unrest Was Sparked by Food Inflation

  59. Cornoline! Screw drilling for oil on our own soil, let’s make gas outta our fucking food!

    What could possibly go wrong

  60. So a storm is bearing down on us. The Frau is “noting some discomfort”.

    Do you know what the odds are? One. The odds are fucking “One”.

  61. Herr, its the low pressure systems that get things going. Get the tire chains ready.

  62. It’s two weeks early right now. Her well worn plumbing has proven to be….. consistently inconsistent. The kids packed their bags this afternoon. She started some little twinges during Church this morning.

    She, of course, says it’s nothing.

  63. Herr, I can relate. Daughter #1 = 10 hours in labor, Daughter #2 = just made it to the hospital

  64. Anyone else watch the Onion News on IFC?

    They had something on their news crawl that cracked me up this week:

    “Joe Biden says that he thought he would be President by now.”

  65. BF, when Duh Boy was born (#3), the doc didn’t even make it to the delivery room. He just kinda sauntered on in and headed for the buffet like he’d been invited.

  66. The news here is filled with stories of the coming, ICE-A-GEDDON!!

    Shaddup, ya fags!

  67. The only ice here is in my freezer. Otherwise, I have to go to the mountain.

  68. MCPO, better put the snow tires on the Rascal!

  69. Oh, and there is ice in my drink.

  70. I had to drive in rain today.

    You guys laugh, but here in SoCal, that’s like driving in snow. Apparently the people here are fucking idiots when it comes to this kind of thing…

  71. >> Apparently the people here are fucking idiots when it comes to this kind of thing

    fixt

  72. Argh, geometry is hard T_T

  73. Well, yeah, there’s that, Andy. But a rain that BiW would call “partly cloudy” had the I-10 down to a crawl.

  74. Revvy, make sure your dad gets this:

    http://www.CareersForEngineers.org

  75. Argh, geometry is hard T_T

    Prove it.
    *see what I did there?*

  76. Brew- I got the SUV OF DOOM and Herself’s baby SUV (Escape), both with full tanks. If it gets real bad, I’ll just hunker down and bake more bread.

    Today, I baked some beautiful Italian wholewheat.

  77. MCPO, independent 4 wheel drive, snow plow optional.

  78. It could be worse.

    I hate it when the Cali drivers are HERE on the Washingtonistan roads.

  79. How do you like that Escape, Chief? Does it have enough power to pull a 16 foot boat? I’ve been thinking of trading the F150 because it is a gas-guzzler.

  80. Scott – That is SWEET!

  81. Brew – The wife opted for the 4 banger vice the 6 cylinder. My son has the six with the tow package, and yeah, it will haul your boat.

  82. Oh, and we both like the Eascape. . . a lot!

  83. Looks like I’m alone here.

    *kicks off shoes and unbuttons pants*

    AAAHHHHHHH!

  84. Brew my Montero handled a 16′ foot boat with ease and that was the most underpowered vehicle I have ever owned. My Subaru wagon was more powerful.

  85. My wife wants an escape for her next vehicle. I’d like her to at least test drive an edge.

  86. I’ll e-mail that to him Wiser

  87. Revvy! Don’t just walk in unannounced!
    *buttons up pants*

  88. I saw electricalmicity talk back there.

    Hey, Unclefacts.. I’m kinda behind my time. How are you doing?

  89. PG – I think the Edge will be my next vehicle, once I drive the SUV of DOOM into the road.

  90. MCPO check yer email.

  91. Meh, I’m not fazed easily MCPO =P

  92. Scott – Check yours!

  93. Scott,
    My buddy used to tow his 20′ Grady White Center Console to the keys with his 2000 Montero. Till we traded and he used my Tundra

  94. Meh, I’m not fazed easily MCPO =P

    Are you saying you’re not particularly impressed?

  95. It is insane how crazy busy the store was/is today.

  96. That too Elliott

  97. Dinner tonight will be worsteshire and garlic marinaded steaks, grilled to perfection, yukon gold potatoes, and a romaine and tomato salad.

  98. Hello, elliot, Vman and the Beasn!

  99. That too Elliott

    Yeah, make fun of the old guy, that’s hard to do. /sarc

  100. Hello Master Chief

    I had Domino’s for dinner

  101. PG – I think the Edge will be my next vehicle, once I drive the SUV of DOOM into the road.

    Fuck that pansy shit, get a Ford Flex.

  102. Ford Flex is gonna be my next vehicle, unless I find out they suck in the long run.

  103. Very important information:

    http://www.ehow.com/how_6781398_tell-someone-sociopath.html

  104. I didn’t wake up until 2 today, ate at lunch 4 so I won’t be having dinner tonight. Makes me glad I don’t have children

  105. Fuck that pansy shit, get a Ford Flex.

    We are in agreement.

    I wanted to buy one this last time when she wanted that damn Pacifica.

    I hate that car.

  106. Wiser, that list is horribly oversimplified and not entirely accurate.

  107. I had a ham sandwich for lunch/dinner. And that’s prolly all I’ll eat today, unless I feel like making some udon noodles later.

  108. Wiser, that list is horribly oversimplified and not entirely accurate.

    Methinks thou doth protest too much…….

  109. According to the University of Tennessee-Knoxville, the sociopath lacks “a sense of moral responsibility and social conscience.”

    I have a very strong sense of moral responsibility, but you mother fuckers are on your own.

  110. Wiser – Why did you link an analysis of Teh iWon?

  111. I hate that car.

    Almost bought one of those a few years back. Sooooo glad I didn’t.

    Instead, I bought a Hyundai Santa Fe. Great car. It is so easy to work on too. Very basic.

  112. Wiser – Why did you link an analysis of Teh iWon?

    If only more people had checked out eHow before the ’08 elections…..

    Vice President Sarah Palin……

  113. I’m on my third Jeep. They usually last me 8-12 years. But, I will NOT buy another Chrysler after the Kenyan wonder screwed the creditors and handed the company over to the UAW.

  114. Don’t get me wrong…it runs well, but it drives like a freakin’ Mercedes, it isn’t comfortable, and parts and repairs are expensive.

  115. Are you talking about your wife?

  116. If we had high speed rail we could get rid of a lot of cars.

  117. Am I the only one watching the Pro Bowl?

    Yes. Yes I am.

  118. If we had high speed rail we could get rid of a lot of cars.

    If they get every 18 wheeler off the interstates and that freight on the rails, then and only then, will I consider high speed rail as an alternative to my current travel plans.

  119. Where the fuck does Ogabe think the right of way is going to come from for high speed rail. Are we abandoning all the Rails To Trails boondoggle? Will Environmental Impact Statements be required?

    Thought so.

    We have an idiot in the Oval Office.

  120. My family is a Mopar family. Except for me currently. As far as mini vans go I like the looks of the Pacifica. My Bro has driven caravans for 20 years. Noe that the kids are grown he asked his bride what she wanted to drive?

    She said a Nissan 240Z. When they met she drove a 67 mustang convert.

  121. The pro what?

  122. Man, this a total sausagefest.

  123. Hotspur, I’d thank you to keep the lake-effect on your side of the pond.

  124. Man, this a total sausagefest.

    I’m still around. I’m just making pop-ups and have nothing to add to this particular conversation.

  125. Vmax – My whole family built Chryslers. Some of them still work for the company.

  126. Revvy – There is much to be learned here, young Padawan.

  127. This afternoon’s conversations, while informative, have been sorely lacking in humor and witty banter. One can just feel the testosterone oozing from every pore of the site…..

    Sorry dudes (and ladies) – your humble scribe can’t work miracles. The muse has left the building for the evening, so there will be no Summary poat today…..

    I will, however, leave you with these gems: Tim Allen’s “Men are Pigs”. Have a nice night, all!

    Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExkLAqUBU6c

    Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi13qjJhO7A

    Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aifppWWc444

    Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTEopmrUADA

  128. stupid pro-bowl getting in the way of the Simpsons…..

    What a waste of time that stupid game is.

  129. Brew, are you getting winds out of the east? I don’t like that.

  130. *checks in – sausage allergies attack – checks out*

  131. lake effect tonight and Monday then the panhandle hook is going to kick our ass. Some parts of SE Wisconsin could end up with 30+ inches of snow between tonight and Wednesday.

  132. We were the other household watching the Pro Bowl, HM. But my son just went to bed, so you’re on your own.

    I just swapped over to “How Beer Saved the World” on Discovery.

  133. I am in awe MCPO.

    Except for the K car. Whoever designed that was a idiot.

    I did have a 80 Imperial FS edition that was cool till that messican with no insurance t-boned me. Bastage!

  134. Goldfinger on BBC America

  135. I’m watching the first season of Spartacus on Netflix

  136. Presented for your enjoyment

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCM–DWLfRk

  137. Goldfinger is a great flick on the Bond Grrrrrl hawtness scale.

  138. hehe. One of my favorite lines in any Bond movie ever:

    “You see this red button? Whatever you do, don’t touch it!”

    Then why put it in the car????

  139. Goldfinger is a great flick on the Bond Grrrrrl hawtness scale.

    Up until they get to Pussy Galore. Ugh. Might as well have gotten a guy to play that role.

  140. Remember when Michael Jackson was a young black man?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo

  141. I just swapped over to “How Beer Saved the World” on Discovery.

    I’ve been watching that, too.

  142. Wiser doesn’t like Pussy. Who knew?

  143. I think most of us suspected

  144. Wiser doesn’t like Pussy. Who knew?

    A tranny who call’s himself Pussy doesn’t do as much for me as it does you, obviously.

  145. Good stuff Andy

  146. Andy – Meanwhile, we spend billions on near-useless wind farms and unicorn farts!

  147. Wiser – Grab that bottle of tequila off the table and have a snort!

  148. I think most of us suspected

    Hahahahahahaha.

    Elliott, why did you sleep until 2pm? Do you have teh full blown AIDS?

  149. Andy, check your yahoo e-mail, please.

  150. Wiser – Grab that bottle of tequila off the table and have a snort!

    Can’t get to it yet. Good thing I have more in the house.

  151. Good thing I have more in the house.

    Good planning on your part!

  152. Lol MCPO I remember one day when DD called me all surprised and said Mom! MJ used to be a little black boy!

  153. She wasn’t bad looking.

    The blonde chick who died from skin asphyxiation, OTOH … youch!

  154. Sohos – HAHAHAHA! Did you act surprised?

  155. The blonde chick who died from skin asphyxiation, OTOH … youch!

    Oooooh, yeah…..

  156. Elliott, why did you sleep until 2pm? Do you have teh full blown AIDS?

    The way I figure, what better way is there to spend my day than sleeping? Not like there’s anything else worth doing on Sunday mornings

  157. I forget which comedian it was, but someone once commented on what a great country this is because only in America could a little black boy from Gary, IN grow up to be a rich white woman.

  158. Ok Sohos,
    What is the extra D for in DD?

    I am slow

  159. I love how the bad guy’s cars just spontaneously explode when they drive off the road.

  160. Daughter dear vman and MCPO I was laughing so hard at Nina not knowing

  161. Thank you Sohos
    That was my guess. Dear Daughter, or Daughter Dear. However I had several alternatives, like Dumb, or Ditzy, or Dingbat.

    Hate me

  162. To call Chris Matthews a retard would be an insult to retards everywhere.

  163. That Toru Tanaka throws a mean hat.

    Now here comes a classic line …

  164. Andy Killed it?
    Really?

  165. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    James Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

    Goldfinger: Yes.

  166. What is the extra D for in DD?

    I like to pretend she’s talking about boobs. Makes her comments that much more entertaining

  167. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Colonel Jessup: YOU WANT THE TRUTH??? Okay, here’s what happened…….

  168. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Did we give up when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?

  169. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Fredo: Actually, Michael, I’m pretty dumb, just like people say I am. It’s a good thing Pop put you in charge of the family.

  170. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I am serious, and I think the name Shirley suits me.

  171. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Spalding: I want a hot dog, and a hamburger and a cheeseburger.

    Judge Smails: OK

  172. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I’d be more than happy to stay here and help you get the plantation back on it’s feet.

  173. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    “I know what you’re thinking, punk. Was it six shots or only five? It was six.”

  174. I like Dingbat she is Dingbat from now on

  175. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Rhett: Frankly, my dear, that’s a very compelling story.

  176. DAMMIT!!!

  177. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Of course you can have a Red Ryder rifle Ralphie – we know you’re a responsible young man!

  178. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around

  179. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Benjamin Braddock: Mrs. Robinson, you really need to put your clothes back on. Please, I’m begging you.

  180. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Yippee-ka-yay, uncouth foreign terrorists!

  181. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    John McClane: Yippee-kay-ay dude.

  182. DAMMIT!!!

    heh heh heh.

  183. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  184. DAMMIT AGAIN!!!

  185. John McClane: Yippee-kay-ay dude.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

    2 in a row.

  186. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I’m going to make him an offer that I sincerely hope he won’t refuse.

  187. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    As a matter of fact, I do have time to bleed

  188. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I hate the smell of napalm in the morning.

  189. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was this things with this deck of cards and a lighter. It was really fucking cool, lemme tell you.

  190. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Toto, thank God we’re not in Kansas anymore.

  191. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Remember Sully when I told you you’d be the last to die? I may have been premature with that statement.

  192. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?

    Door gunner: *breaks down sobbing*

  193. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Charles Foster Kane: My sled……. {gasp}

  194. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Darth Vader: Luke, I used to play canasta with your father…….

  195. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Michael Corleone: So, Kay, let me tell you all about my business.

  196. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    You know how to whistle, don’t you sweetheart?

    No, could you show me how?

  197. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a law-abiding citizen.

  198. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Captain: What we’ve got here…is a very, very bad boy who just won’t listen to me.

  199. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Big black dude: We have no interest in dancing with your dates.

  200. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Gandalf: “You WILL NOT cross this bridge!”

  201. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    May the microorganisms in your blood that make you sensitive to the force be with you.

  202. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Woman in Diner: Holy crap!! What the hell was she having??

  203. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Will Muny: You’re right. “Deserve” has everything to do with it.

  204. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
    Elderly Woman: Why, yes. Yes it is.

  205. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Ripley: Release that child you icky alien!

  206. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Generosity – for lack of a better word – is good. Generosity is right. Generosity works.

  207. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Tommy DeVito: Yeah, that as a really funny story, huh? I’m really glad you liked it so much, Henry.

  208. Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
    Elderly Woman: Why, yes. Yes it is.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! nice one.

  209. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Why, yes we do have badges.

  210. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Dr. Frankenstein: What doorbells!

  211. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    The first rule of Fight Club is to tell all of your friends about Fight Club.

  212. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Excuse me while I take this paper out of my pocket to read to you fine folk.

  213. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. And your name is…?

  214. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Solo: That was an o.k. shot kid. One in three, maybe.

  215. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    We’ll always have Des Moines

  216. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

    Brett: He looks like Ving Rhames.

  217. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I’m not Spartacus!

  218. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Nigel Tufnel: These go to 10.

  219. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Why don’t you stay down here?

  220. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Jules Winnfield: If you say “what” again, I’ll just presume you’re hard of hearing and speak louder.

  221. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Snakes! Oh, boy, I just love snakes!

  222. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Your boat is just the right size.

  223. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Wyatt Earp – You tell ‘em I’m coming and the St Louis Rams are coming with me!

  224. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    We’ll always have Berlin.

  225. CMLTAW: Tonight we dine at Chilis!

  226. TiFW – Too late!

  227. I’m not Spartacus!

    Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    He’s Spartacus.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nny5KfI_nks#t=05m22s

  228. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Rick Blaine: Ok, I guess this is where we part company.

  229. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    James Bond; Shaken, stirred … whatever.

  230. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Gee, isn’t it swell that she decided to come to my joint?

  231. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Jack Dawson: I’M ON A BOAT!!!!!!

  232. New post, this one’s becoming too almost weren’t

  233. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    William Wallace: They make take our lives, but they’ll never take our potatoes!!

  234. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Spock: My needs are more important than the needs of all of these red shirts!

  235. Elliot, you do not start a new poat in the middle of a joke thread.

  236. Garnet and Zeke Wrastling

  237. Not in the middle, simply as an aside.

  238. Fine, it’s hidden

  239. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Lane Meyer: Beth? Whatever.

  240. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get free rounds of golf!

  241. GFarny and Zeke

    DSC_9456

  242. Calling it a night
    Good night All

  243. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Blake: ABC. Always Bring Cookies.

  244. “I ate his liver.

    With lettuce, cheese, onions, pickles and mayonnaise on a sesame seed bun.”

    Thanks for the link, wiser. There is a network engineer job on there, in wallingford. I’ll check it out, but I have a sneaky feeling it’s one of the ones I have already applied to.

    Gotta go to bed, i’m beat.
    Later.all.

  245. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Harry Callahan: That man’s rights concern me greatly.

  246. <iClassic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    This is a lie. Americans love a good donnybrook.

  247. Garny!!!!
    not GFarny.

    My bad

  248. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Chief Brody: We’re gonna need a bigger porta potty.

  249. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Harry Callahan: Go ahead…. Make me shoot you.

  250. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Joey Starrett: SHANE! You forgot your hat!

  251. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.

    Maverick: Fag!

  252. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Dracula: Listen! Those Damn Wolves Follow Me Everywhere!

  253. Beat you to it, BiW…..

  254. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Han Solo: You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Wait minute, did I say “parsecs?” Sorry about that, I meant “weeks.” *smacks forehead

  255. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Hump? Oh yes, had it since I was born

  256. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    L’orance! You’re just a white guy! Get the fuck out of our desert!

  257. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Gabby Johnson: The sheriff is too far away for me to make out any features.

  258. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Rosebud….best…stripper…I…ever…saw….

  259. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I wish I knew how to stay with you.

  260. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Moses: Let my people go on vacation!

  261. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    The Semi-Precious……

  262. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Redneck 1: Crow like a rooster, boy.

  263. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Sam, don’t ever play that fucking song again, you hear me?

  264. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I see live people.

  265. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Mama always said life was like a bag of jelly beans.

  266. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I was born a poor, white child.

  267. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Vincent Vega: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France? A Quarter Pounder.

  268. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Martin Q. Blank: So I was sitting there in that goddamn rented tuxedo, and it occurred to me for the first time that I really wanted to join the Peace Corps, so I decided that it would be a good idea if we didn’t see each other anymore.

  269. CML:

    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just hard?

  270. Goldfinger has one of the best “stop the bomb at the last second” moments in movie history.

    Instead of stopping the bomb at 001 second, it stops at 007 seconds. Cool decision by the director, IMO.

  271. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Leonidas: Tonight we dine in McDonald’s!

  272. CLMTAW:

    Nobody sets baby in a chair against the wall facing outward

  273. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Capt. Benjamin L. Willard: The honor…… the honor…….

  274. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Doc Brown: Roads? Where we’re going … yeah, we pretty much still need roads.

  275. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Your mother bakes pies in heaven.

  276. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Terminator: I might be back.

  277. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Khan: Ice cream is a dish best served cold.

  278. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I think these people who follow a different religious doctrine might suspect the Spanish Inquisition

  279. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Toga party? Are you crazy, man? We’re on Double Secret Probation!

  280. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    If you build it, you are gonna have a whole lot of explaining to do to the bank.

  281. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Yoda: Size, matter does.

  282. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Spock: Jim. VGER is a child.

    Kirk: We’re gonna need a bigger paddle.

  283. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Badges? Yeah, that’s probably a pretty good idea. Thanks.

  284. Cmltaw:

    E.T. Make it collect!

  285. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I never stood a chance! I’ll never be anybody!

  286. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Patton: By all means, let Monty go into Messina first.

  287. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Oh my God, it’s just a big black slab that looks like granite of some sort.

  288. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Just sit back and relax – it should be a smooth evening.

  289. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Love means having to say “I’m sorry.” A lot, as it turns out.

  290. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Chauncey Gardner: I like to watch, but what I really want to do is direct.

  291. Cmltaw:

    Mama said if you can’t say anything nice then shut your whore mouth

  292. “Fuck Rosebud!”

  293. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Heeeerrreees Jimmy.

  294. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    All work and no play makes Jack very productive.

  295. I never stood a chance! I’ll never be anybody!

    HAHAHAHA!!

    dammit. I’ve been trying to make something out of that……

  296. ‘Night all

  297. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Rhett: Frankly Scarlett, you are a lousy lay, and you won’t shut the hell up.

  298. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Leeloo: “Liver!…GOOD!”

  299. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Here’s my bowl, sir – I’ve had plenty to eat.

  300. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Brigadoon? I was so damn glad to get away from it!

  301. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    James? Come to bed.

    Bond: But I want to watch the end of this movie.

  302. Dorothy Gale: There’s no place like Denny’s

  303. Speaking in the sun! Just speaking in the sun!

  304. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    She’s my aunt! No, my grandmother! No, my aunt! No, my grandmother!

  305. “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to live and bring down my whole empire..!”

  306. Lena Lamont? Yeah, I’m doin’ her.

  307. Scarlett O’Hara: As God is my witness, I am so fucking hungry, I would fuck a dead man for a fucking hamburger.

  308. You call me Francis, I’ll kiss you.

  309. Fuzzy Navel – shaken, not stirred..

  310. I am serious, and please keep calling me “Shirley”

  311. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Dr. Richard Kimble: I didn’t kill my wife!

    US Marshal Gerard: Oh well – in that case, you’re free to go….

  312. Taylor: Get your stinking …*giggle* … stinking paws off of me, *snicker giggle* you damned dirty apes *snicker snort giggle* Seriously, come ON guys, it tickles!!! *giggle*!”

  313. Joan Crawford: Wire hangers? PERFECT!!

  314. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    SLAVERY!

  315. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?!!

    Brett: ¿Que?

  316. Robert Thorn: SOYLENT GREEN IS BRUSSEL SPROUTS!!!!

  317. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    HE’S Spartacus. I’m outta here.

  318. Carl Denham: Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was the bullets and the fall that killed the Beast.

  319. SOYLENT GREEN IS BRUSSEL SPROUTS!!!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  320. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Forgive them, Father. I want to kick their asses myself.

  321. Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…awwww, he totally fucked up that putt….

  322. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    You’re in the best of hands, Miss Melanie – I’ve delivered lots of babies!

  323. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Not gophers, Golfers!

  324. TO INFINITY AND I guess that’s far enough

  325. Zu Zu Bailey: Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, someone dies!

  326. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Rommel wrote a book? Who knew?

  327. Henry Higgins: The rain in Spain sucks.

  328. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Reporter: General, I noticed a bible sitting on your bedside table. Do you ever read it?

    Patton: Fuck you, next question!!

  329. Adrian Cronauer: Gooooood Afternoon, Terre Haute!!!

  330. Howard Beale: I’m kinda ticked off here……

  331. To break in on the jokery…

    Signs of a good show – Villain starts to do something villainous, and this song kicks in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0

  332. CMLTAW

    Wax on, then take a towel to it

  333. Forrest Gump: Stupid is… uhhhhhh……….

  334. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Boone: These guys are willing to exchange physical attractiveness for certain loose moral characteristics.

    Katie: you realize this movie is set in 1964, right?

  335. Good night all

  336. sohos says:
    January 30, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    Good night all

    What movie is that from?

  337. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    You call that a fork? That’s not a fork…..THIS is a fork!

  338. Daniel Plainview: I…. drink… my… Ensure…..

  339. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t.

    I left my Jag in Salina.

  340. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Houston, everything’s hunky-dory!

  341. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    I got dibs on the gerbil.

  342. You folks are nuckin’ futs!
    Time to over-medicate and sleep for this crotchety old fart.
    Best to you all, especially UF.

  343. Time to hit the hay, folks! Thanks for the fun – see y’all tomorrow -

  344. Maverick: I feel the need…… the need for caffeine…..

  345. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    What we have here…. Is a failure to reverse roll play so that we may each see this conflict from the perspective of our adversary.

  346. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    We’re gonna need a boat of about the same size as this one.

  347. Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    Toto, I think we might actually be in Missouri right now.

  348. Sean: today was my daughter’s school’s “open house”, and we were to go to the various rooms, which were decorated as if they were a certain state. My daughter’s kindergarten was Florida. The kicker came when one of the grades (I forget which) was supposed to be Minnesota, and they used “MI” as an abbreviation for the state.

    *looks at tuition check*
    *considers home schooling*

  349. The kicker came when one of the grades (I forget which) was supposed to be Minnesota, and they used “MI” as an abbreviation for the state.

    Classic Movie lines that almost weren’t:

    GOLDEN GOPHERS!!!!!

  350. *thinks of something funny from Fargo*
    *remembers MN elected Al Franken and Jesse Ventura*

    Fuck Minnesota!

  351. Can we trade Minnesota to Canada for a couple of NHL prospects or maybe a gallon or two of maple syrup?

  352. Why not just invade Canada and take them?

  353. I think passing off the people who elected Franken would be better than annexing a bunch of people who would elect a bunch more Frankens.

  354. sean: but at least Minnesota has awesome hockey players and taconite

  355. I never said we’d give them the right to vote. Just invade, take what we want, and leave.

  356. We have taco nite here, too, and it’s a lot of fun–so many toppings!

    The Ducks won the Stanley Cup a few years back, too.

    We should still ditch Minnesota.

  357. I realize that I’m not really one to talk, being from California and all.

  358. I won’t hold your citizen status in the people’s republic against you. I will, however, agree. Also, there should be a new post up soon.


Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Comments RSS

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 96 other followers