has left the building. Say goodbye to the coolest old man, I mean, the coolest besides MCPO, Jack LaLanne.
Chuck Norris once got beat by Jack LaLanne, but in the interest of national security, both guys agreed to never talk about it. It’s now referred to by a mathematical equation: Jack LaLanne > Chuck Norris.
Rest in Peace. Stud.
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I can totally understand why you love his juices.
SEE?!?!?!?!
this man was a stud. And he kicked ass as well.
actually, I have a very good juice recipe that you’d like. I just KNOW you would. It’s like a V-8, but did you know that drink is naturally sweet and they salt the hell out of it and make it a nasty concoction.
I make one that’s
8 carrots
1 celery
3-4 tomatoes
handful of spinach
1/2 green bell pepper
1/4 beet
it’s very sweet and delicious
He was a good guy.
Funny and didn’t take himself too seriously.
But I make home made smoothies every day with my Vita-Mix.
He never blended a goat.
I don’t see why you get all essited about him.
Love beets. Thanks, PJM.
Why don’t the Hostage men follow a strict Jack Lalanne diet and exercise routine? You wouldn’t come back from meat-ups saying how lame they all are if they did.
Jack was older than me by a mere 40 years. Always seemed like an intense, but likeable man.
Cathy! Me too! I dont’ actually own any of his products. My Vita-mix is one of the best purchases I’ve ever made in my life.
You wouldn’t come back from meat-ups saying how lame they all are if they did.
They said I was lame too!?! *lower lip quivers* Really?
He didn’t seem intense to me. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! You go have a beer or something!!
I make one that’s
8 carrots
1 celery
3-4 tomatoes
handful of spinach
1/2 green bell pepper
1/4 beet
it’s very sweet and delicious
And it makes a whole 1/3 of a cup of actual juice at 25 times the cost of a V-8!
AWESOME!!
I love beets. I love Brussel sprouts too. I think that makes me one in a zillion. I had some today, microwaved with sea salt and vinegar. I love cabbage, jicima and every other healthy thing you can think of.
Wheatgrass tastes like crap though.
PJD is now wearing a CPAP mask to bed. I think, although I’m not sure, he is the only human being alive who can actually snore with the mask on.
*Munches on an extremely large chocolate chip/peanut butter cookie, pondering the health giving advice being poured out here. Ponders same. Decides to go back for another cookie and a glass of milk.*
You wouldn’t come back from meat-ups saying how lame they all are if they did.
No meet-up I’ve ever attended has been lame.
Not one.
Wheatgrass tastes like crap though.
No kidding?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCkSJhCD6SA&feature=related
I wear one too, PJM. If he’s still snoring with it on, he has it on incorrectly … most likely too loosely. Worn/fitted correctly you DO NOT snore.
wiserbud, can we make out now? Because truly, you’re the most awesome human being alive………..but, you’re also wrong.
You see, you’re in CT. we here in Northern Mexico have cheap produce, sure, it’s fertilized by human feces, but I think it gives it a taste that, most countries in the world, well other than China, envy.
PJM – You forgot North Korea
And PJM if he is indeed wearing the “mask” have him try the smaller more comfortable “pillow” type.
I love Brussel sprouts too. I think that makes me one in a zillion. I had some today, microwaved with sea salt and vinegar.
ok that shit just sounds nasty.
wheatgrass is horrific. I had a shot of it one time and figured, well, if one shot was gonna make me super healthy, I might as well have 2 more. I vomited in the store parking lot.
Breathright strips have cut my snoring down 98% according to Herself.
I think I’ll have a Hostess Cupcake.
That’s healthy, right?
wiserbud, can we make out now? Because truly, you’re the most awesome human being alive……….
you should have stopped right there.
Because the rest of what you mindlessly spewed really didn’t work for me at all.
PJM – You forgot North Korea
sorry, you’re right.
clintbird. today he looked like someone punched him in the nose. he had a red mark all down it and on either side of his cheeks.
Not the meat-up the muscle tone of the men at the meat-up.
Because the rest of what you mindlessly spewed really didn’t work for me at all.
Mindlessly? MINDLESSLY?!?!?!?!
ok, let’s just get it over with and make out. I’m fine with that.
Suggest the pillow version to him, PJM. Many many cannot wear the mask type.
I love Brussel sprouts too. I think that makes me one in a zillion. I had some today, microwaved with sea salt and vinegar.
That sounds excellent.
I love brussel sprouts as well.
Goodnight, all y’all!
“I love brussel sprouts as well.”
We are above mortal humans.
MCPO, we got him breath right strips. Didn’t do squat. He took a sleep study and they said his apnea wasn’t very frequent, but that when he did have it, he’d stop breathing for sometimes a full minute, so that necessitated a cpap. I actually prefer the noise of the cpap, however, I’m not getting much sleep because it cracks me up that I’m sleeping with Darth Vader and I’m fascinated by the different sleep rhythms he has now and how the machine reacts to him.
Mare, you’re babbling … have you been drinking carbonated sugar drinks again tonight?
ok, let’s just get it over with and make out. I’m fine with that.
You’re gonna need to shave first. I don’t want to chafe.
I think I’ll have a Hostess Cupcake.
That’s healthy, right?
Only if I crap on it first.
Just in case it was not interpreted correctly, I’m repeating this comment.
Not the meat-up the muscle tone of the men at the meat-up.
I will clintbird. “pillow type”
‘Sup, bitches?
You’re gonna need to shave first. I don’t want to chafe.
Last time you said you liked how it tickled.
We are above mortal humans.
People so wish they were us.
Wiser, I’m looking at you.
I would have loved to have barfed behind that white van in the parking lot shooting beers.
*goes to bed sobbing
“People so wish they were us.”
Everyday that’s made more and more obvious.
Last time you said you liked how it tickled.
I didn’t mean your upper lip……
Mad bath beads up ins!!!
PJM, you really shouldn’t be hearing much from the cpap machine other than when he first puts it on and adjusts to it … it takes almost all users a certain amount of time each night to “give into the machine, quit fighting it and relax.” After that, you should hear very little noise of note. So if you’re hearing a lot of noise, enough to keep you awake, it again sounds like a fitting problem. Assuming he got the machine from a reptuable place, you might want to have them send the technician out again to help fit him with a better option such as the pillow and make sure he understands how it’s supposed to fit.
Why is Clint so informed and wise?
I would have loved to have barfed behind that white van in the parking lot shooting beers.
Baby, I would have held your hair back for you. ‘Cause that’s how much you mean to me.
is keith real or a hostage in disguise?
Just in case it was not interpreted correctly, I’m repeating this comment.
Not the meat-up the muscle tone of the men at the meat-up.
I thought I should link that for the third time just in case people started rioting in the streets.
is keith real or a hostage in disguise?
I’m for real. Got some time on my hands right now.
Not the meat-up the muscle tone of the men at the meat-up.
I carried PJM from the bar to the van.
clint, the mask he has is permanent, the machine he has right now is from what I can remember, a kind of automatic one that measures the data and they’ll take the data and it put it on the machine he gets to take home……..however, I’m a horrific sleeper, so anything will keep me awake. I had to do my own sleep study because I thought I must have had apnea, but I have PLMS
I’m for real. Got some time on my hands right now.
wow. Spam is getting better and better all the time…..
Mare, just how the fuck would YOU know about muscle tone at a meat up?
hahaha, nevermind. Keith, you’re a jackass
This useless bastard is getting dumber than his useless daughter:
http://nation.foxnews.com/john-mccain/2011/01/23/mccain-obama-s-doing-lot-right-things
I carried PJM from the bar to the van.
I got a chiropractic bill a month later.
“Baby, I would have held your hair back for you”
I SHIT YOU NOT…..That shows the type of caring I’m looking for in a Hostage drinking buddy.
When the police pull us over, I will pretend I’m pregnant (not an acting stretch) to get you out of the ticket.
wow. Spam is getting better and better all the time…..
Have you no decency, sir? I mean, us unemployed dudes should stick together.
PJM, what is PLMS? I know what is PMS but … ???
Premenstral Laughing Myassoff Syndrome?
Mare, just how the fuck would YOU know about muscle tone at a meat up?
*looks at b-rad
*looks at mare
Hey yeah! What he said!
I’m sorry. That should have been “SIR.”
I’m a Brussels sprouts gal big time. I like most veggies and fruits.
McCain, you are old and feeble and stupid and most likely demented. Your wife is deranged from lack of food, your daughter is a fat, slut that went to Columbia and embarrasses them every time she speaks or writes.
STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha, nevermind. Keith, you’re a jackass
awwwwwwww…… That;s no way to talk to your hot sister…..
PJM, what is PLMS? I know what is PMS but … ???
Pine Lake Middle School
Xbrad, I will be happy to do leg presses, push ups and sit ups with you to see who does more. Any time, any where.
When the police pull us over, I will pretend I’m pregnant (not an acting stretch) to get you out of the ticket.
Excellent. And I will pretend to be the father and not your brother.
This relationship is gonna work out GREAT!
awwwwwwww…… That;s no way to talk to your hot sister…..
Worst Punctuation In The World.
I’m a Brussels sprouts gal big time. I like most veggies and fruits.
ok, we’ll have a vitamix party then
Oh, Wiser, we are perfect drinking buddies.
Mare, I’m in terrible shape.
But you wanna talk shit about meetups, try going to one.
awwwwwwww…… That;s no way to talk to your hot sister….
wait, is he Keith Richardson or Keith Olberman?
Worst Punctuation In The World.
Okay, now I hate you.
Oh, Wiser, we are perfect drinking buddies.
*turns dramatically toward camera*
MAAAAAARRRRE!!!
” But you wanna talk shit about meetups”
No xbrad, I was making a JOKE about the muscle tone of men at the meat-ups.
Oh, Wiser, we are perfect drinking buddies.
Oh, Mare, I bet we would great “all kind of stuff” buddies….
Now get naked.
but mare, each time they carry my drunk ass, their muscle tone improves. I do that for them because I’m a giver.
*turns dramatically toward camera*
there’s nothing hotter than a jealous woman……
Xbrad, do you have a husband? Do you have two daughters that live across the country.? Do you have a dying father or a mother who is 86?
Yes, I may travel a lot, and miss meat ups, but it’s not because I don’t want to be there. So, kiss my ass
Mare, it’s OK.
I mean, you’re only SURROUNDED by a shitload of Hostages…
You had a good excuse when you were in HI, but sooner or later, you’re gonna have to meat some of them….
Relax. It’s less than a 50% chance they’ll find your body in a dumpster.
It’s less than a 50% chance they’ll find your body in a dumpster.
spoilsport
“but mare, each time they carry my drunk ass, their muscle tone improves. I do that for them because I’m a giver.”
This is why I love you. If they had to carry my drunk ass, several hammy’s would be pulled.
there’s nothing hotter than a jealous woman……
You, SIR, have never had a woman demean your dong online.
HAWT.
Mare, we could start out by you and I meeting… soon. I hear you are sorta close to me.
And when the odds are 25%, I’ll think about going. I’ve got crap to do.
there’s nothing hotter than a jealous woman……
jealous women?
Relax. It’s less than a 50% chance they’ll find your body in a dumpster.
Honestly, how many Hostages have we lost in the last few years? 3?
I like those odds, personally.
A jealous, angry, naked woman is hotter
OT (Yeah, I know you can NEVER be OT here.)
Now that we’re both Funemployed, Anita got her new development computer delivered.
6 TB Raid-10 disc.
24GB Ram.
2 Quad-Core Hyper-Threaded Xeon processors.
Dual digital video.
The performance-monitor thinks it’s looking at 16 processors:
http://tinyurl.com/4fmpswz
With a machine like this, Peelio could rule THE WORLD!
Gonna drink and crash.
Nytol.
3?
Dead, flipping, weight.
Ok, so I see on Drudge Report the Super bowl teams playing against each other are the Letter G’s versus the Black and Gold’s.
YAY TEAM!!!!!!
You, SIR, have never had a woman demean your dong online.
yet.
*fingers crossed
PJM, your strange chatter will not stop me from killing xbrad. Although I applaud your attempt.
Ok, so I see on Drudge Report the Super bowl teams playing against each other are the Letter G’s versus the Black and Gold’s.
You, SIR, are a mashed-up bag of meat wearing lipstick.
Oh, wait, you’re white? Sorry about that.
Don’t worry wiser, someday you’ll find the website full of women speaking ill of your penis. You know, both of them
A jealous, angry, naked woman is hotter
BTDT.
You, SIR, have never had a woman demean your dong online.
oooooooooooh, so you’re Brett Favre?
BRETT FARVE’S PENIS SUCKS!!!!
OT (Yeah, I know you can NEVER be OT here.)
Now that we’re both Funemployed, Anita got her new development computer delivered.
6 TB Raid-10 disc.
24GB Ram.
2 Quad-Core Hyper-Threaded Xeon processors.
Dual digital video.
The performance-monitor thinks it’s looking at 16 processors:
Holy crap!! What’s she gonna do with that? Play WoW all day?
Mare,
Next time you’re up in the PNW, I think that BiW, Anita, and I would be honored to stake you to a meal and a drink.
Just sayin’.
Chrispy, I bet WoW rocks on that machine…;
I don’t know what Chris is saying, but I have to believe PJM will tell me on email.
And it sounds icky.
Don’t worry wiser, someday you’ll find the website full of women speaking ill of your penis.
The concept of all of my ex-partners getting together and starting a website dedicated to discussing my sexual prowess has cost me more sleep than you could possibly imagine.
Oh, the stories those lucky women could tell……
Peej,
I think it’s gonna be “FarmVille” on FaceChimpDouche.
Either that, or collapse Chinas currency.
I’m not sure at this point.
Watch the papers…
6 TB Raid-10 disc.
24GB Ram.
2 Quad-Core Hyper-Threaded Xeon processors.
Dual digital video.
That sumbitch will blog like fucking CRAZY!!!!
On the other hand, ChrisP, when I am in the PNW and my Mother is not asking me where I’m going while I’m visiting, I will meet all of you at the same place you met before. Engine House, it’s a well known Tacoma hang out. Although, I prefer the waterfront.
I don’t know what Chris is saying, but I have to believe PJM will tell me on email.
And it sounds icky.
it was pretty clear to me. but let me try to translate in a way you’ll understand.
ergh, ergh, ugh grunt, brunt goodle, snib snob grub in cut kit n caboodle.
HAHAHAHA! Mare, I didn’t realize you were talking about the computer post, I thought you were talking about Chrispy’s post inviting you out for a drink.
Thank you, PJM. That is what I thought.
chrispy, why can’t I see anita’s wall? Does she have a wall?
HAHAHAHAHAH…..PJM we are simpatico. I was referring to ChrisP’s computer post.
Is xbrad still here? I still have the urge to stab him.
hahaha, I was like, how is she not understanding that chris wants to take her out for a drink?
ergh, ergh, ugh grunt, brunt goodle, snib snob grub in cut kit n caboodle.
Hmmmmm,….. that sounds familiar somehow……
rgh, ergh, ugh grunt, brunt goodle, snib snob grub in cut kit n caboodle
.Thank you, PJM. That is what I thought.
hahahahahah….That was about his computer post.
Hmmmmm,….. that sounds familiar somehow……
that’s the noise you were making when you were trying to carry me on your back.
Not once did I hear you say, “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother”
you ass.
Is xbrad still here? I still have the urge to stab him.
do it.
do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it.
do it.do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.
do it.
I’m here, Mare.
I’m *always* here…
Alright, I’m going to watch TV and think about how everyone is inferior to Wiser and I.
Although you are inferior, I love you all and pray for the Hostages (which is getting on my nerves because the Hostages are constantly getting injured and crap).
Anyhoo, sweet dreams.
do it.
do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it.
do it.do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.do it.
do it.
I suddenly have this urge to find my Nikes
Not once did I hear you say, “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother”
If i had called you my brother while you were rubbing your junk against my back, I guarantee you would have slapped me.
Not once did I hear you say, “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother”
you ass.
I was going to leave, but that was funny as hell.
Now, I am going. Good bye, minions!
This bath is pretty soothing, even if I’m getting pruney. Good thing I don’t have to get out tomorrow for work or anything.
I guarantee you would have slapped me.
yeah, with my junk
“rgh, ergh, ugh grunt, brunt goodle, snib snob grub in cut kit n caboodle”
Will you two wimmens stop it?!?! You’re makin’ me hawt!!!
yeah, with my junk
Look, if you knew how long I spent in the shower the following morning, you wouldn’t be so fucking cavalier about where you rub you junk, ya know?
This bath is pretty soothing, even if I’m getting pruney. Good thing I don’t have to get out tomorrow for work or anything.
Put.
The Dildo.
Down.
I’m stalking your fb wall clintbird.
grunt groodle
Look, if you knew how long I spent in the shower the following morning, you wouldn’t be so fucking cavalier about where you rub you junk, ya know?
Crying game, or Edelweiss, you look happy to meet me?
PeeJ,
Of course she has a wall, and you are ‘friended’. Why the hell can’t you get there?
Type “Anita” into the search-bar and go there.
FaceChimpDouche sucks sweaty ass.
Your piano looks wonderful! Especially if you stand it on it’s feet!
wait wiser, you are talking about my penis, right?
He’s saying he rubbed one out thinking of you.
wait wiser, you are talking about my penis, right?
that was a penis? I thought it was just a really large clitoris.
*gets back in shower
I can see anita’s info and all her other stuff, I just can’t get to her wall. Isn’t that weird?
I can’t wait till it’s gets turned the right way chris!! I want to play it SO BAD!!!!!
My brother went drinking and wound up in Tijuana, so he went straight home and forgot to pop on back by my house and help flip the piano over. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.
Put.
The Dildo.
Down.
Somebody has to help to satisfy Rachel. And Ed. And Chris.
(Oh, wait…I don’t work there anymore.)
Peej, I just linked a picture of what I was talking about.
And don’t talk shit about large clitorii, wiser!
(Oh, wait…I don’t work there anymore.)
I’m sure Rachel will get you a going-away dildo at the party she’s going to hold for you at the RamRod.
And don’t talk shit about large clitorii, wiser!
Dude, she was tucking that sumbitch.
duct tape tuck
duct tape tuck
So…. you didn’t actually shave then.
I thought you looked a little raw.
wiserbud got a song stuck in my head.
When dildo was in dildo land……….put my dildo down
Standing Outside a Broken Phonebooth with a Dildo in my hand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJxFAoiWSY
oh my gawd, I can’t even remember how that song actually goes
and where the hee haw heck did Cathy go?
PeeJ,
Anita has a WONDERFUL Yamaha electronic (88 key) piano to replace her ‘real’ piano. The keys are weighted and sensitive to speed.
It’s not a “real” piano, but it’s damned close.
It it not anywhere close to what you now have.
Duh?
dildo land
I just got banished. You could be a tad more considerate.
Sorry… PJ. I’m listening to Pandora radio and ‘multiprocessing’
I’m in a dildo state of mind…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZh8YjbDiVk#t=00s39s
… and lurking when I have nothing to add to the conversation.
Hahaha.
I’m 3 sheets to the wind, had a sleeping-pill, gonna watch late “news”, and crash.
You all be careful out there!
Nity nite!
I think Cathy just said something kinky, but I can’t be sure.
nighty night chris.
I’m very lucky to have that piano. I was looking for one on craigslist and posted about it on fb and my ex-boyfriend from oh so many years ago offered us the one he had been storing at his brother’s for the past 7 years. I’m STOKED!
dildo land?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQucSbQfTHo
Well, time to head to the barn. Here’s a little headin’ to the barn ditty. Goodnight all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno
I think Cathy just said something kinky, but I can’t be sure
Believe it. I’m kinky. And a few other things…
kinky friedman or kinky, kinky?
I’m glad you got your piano. Do you know how to play it?
‘k, I’m outa here.
Nite, pjm, my sweet
Nite, Cathy, my heart.
Nite,
kare-kareKeith, my immortal…Kinky like that damn garden hose I can’t get put away neatly.
Damn thing.
Nite, kare-kare Keith, my immortal…
HAHAHAHA! Did you think that was kare kare? It was sean m.
I’m glad you got your piano. Do you know how to play it?
sadly, after 7 years of lessons, I don’t remember a lot. I mostly got it for the kids.
Night Wiser. Hugs.
but um yeah, nite wiserbud.
I’m gonna have to take a bath and………..shave.
All this talk about stubble has me a bit excited.
PJ you will pick it up again. It will be good for you too, I think.
I played years ago. Had to take lessons when I was 5, but slinked out of it by the time I was 6. Doodled around with piano in high school. Then had to take it in college… and actually did pretty well.
now I understand why wiser called Keith my hotter sister. I was a bit confused.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
someone said this in all seriousness about Keith O.
“I think Sirius XM just found a worthy eventual successor to Howard Stern!”
PJ you will pick it up again. It will be good for you too, I think
YES!! I’m very excited.
awwwwwwww, I lurves my cathy.
ok, actually I really do have to shave. This weather’s getting kinda warm and I can’t get away with not shaving anymore. It frightens the children when I work.
Why do the kids see those places?
armpits you goof………..armpits. It’s getting too hot to wear turtlenecks and long sleeves
Ohhhhhh, well that makes sense then.
and legs………you know. SHORTS!!!!!! course I don’t wear shorts, I wear capris, but you STILL need to shave. sheesh
ok, now I’m really leaving.
PJ, is your stubble comment the hint that you are leaving us?
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/jan/23/mug-shots-immokalee-woman-man-arrested-prostitutio/
A homeless man paid to have sex with that?
Surely the money would be better spent on liquor
^heh
Surely the money would be better spent on liquor
can be said for any expenditure
http://danieljmitchell.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/the-exodus-from-illinois-begins/
PJ, is your stubble comment the hint that you are leaving us?
I see what you did there.
I feel better now.
I’m all shaved.
Pjmomma before
Pjmomma after
Now, look at what you did.
I just woke up and found a dart stuck in my neck. Did anybody hijack my laptop while I was passed out?
Did anybody hijack my laptop while I was passed out?
If some mindless troll was using your laptop …. how could we tell ?
If some mindless troll was using your laptop …. how could we tell ?
I like to think that I have my own style. It’s characterized by racist jokes and fart noises.
Polish dudes, huh? Not the brightest guys in the world. Am I right?
[...]
*BRRRRRAAAPPPPHHH*
Have I mentioned recently that THE PACKERS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!111!
JM, you really shouldn’t be hearing much from the cpap machine other than when he first puts it on and adjusts to it … it takes almost all users a certain amount of time each night to “give into the machine, quit fighting it and relax.” After that, you should hear very l
Oh, unless your husband has an OXYGEN machine too because his apnea is so bad.
The CPAP just makes a hissing nose. The oxygen machine? Very loud.
WAKEY WAKEY.
Morning!
*looks for the nearest liquor bottle*
Xbrad, I will be happy to do leg presses, push ups and sit ups with you to see who does more. Any time, any where.
sounds like my kind of meet up. Can Leon come too?
YEA BREW!.
Yes, I was worried there for a bit yesterday. I watched the first half of the game at the gym ,and was home for the last quarter.
Comment by Sean M. on January 24, 2011 5:34 am
If some mindless troll was using your laptop …. how could we tell ?
I like to think that I have my own style. It’s characterized by
racist jokes and fart noisesCHASING CATS OFF HIS LAWN.I just ate shit taking the trash out slice open both feet land on good night and busted left thigh. Trying to stop the bleeding Ugh! Happy fucking Monday
Oh, poor sohos! I hope you’re okay!!!
*wonders who had him over at sweasels joint…*
?
I wish that made more sense.
Hope you are ok.
Sliced open both feet, landed on good knee, busted left thigh and basically wrenched every muscle in body. I think I was in shock
Sohos! Are you ok? That’s quite a way to start the week.
How the heck did you do all that sohos?
You didn’t try to take out the garbage before you had coffee or something?
Yes I did. barefoot in the rain
I don’t do shit before I drink my coffee.
I barely read comments before I’ve had a swig or two.
Ouch Sohos!
Sorry to hear that, sohos. I could send you some ice, if you need it. We have more than enough up here.
I dunno. Things are crazy up here. Unemployment is making everyone loco.
Columbia is going to be churning out a whole new bunch of unemployable people.
MA in Climate and Society.
Climate Law.
I could not have more disdain.
Fuckers.
So, you can get a degree on how to live off of the taxpayers? GENIUS.
Car in http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jLQy3ze-D7N4ZQzyDjvLA8ChIEhQ?docId=CNG.0974f2ca1c91adea909b6017dc4d554e.471
Good morning, Starshine!
Oh, I know. They were just talking about that on the radio. But they have yet to have ONE successful case.
And, given that the entire country is pretty much in the grip of arctic cold right now, I can’t see any sympathetic juries popping up any times soon.
The earth says hello, Chief.
you whistle above us, we whistle below.
Did anyone see this?
http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/not_reality_reality/
Is Madcow, stupid, uninformed or a consistent liar?
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba
Early morning singing song
Everyone around her thinks just as she does. She NEVER has her beliefs challenged. She NEVER reads serious pieces of work that contradict what she things.
Everything she’s learned about concervatives, or conservative though, she gleaned from a Michael Moore book.
Car in – 9F here and I ain’t going outside. Light workout with dumbells only.
Good morning!
check out this new song by Joe Nichols featuring Marcus Luttrell and 2 other wounded warriors, just released this morning!
http://www.cmt.com/videos/joe-nichols/615222/the-shape-im-in.jhtml
Light workout with dumbells only.
You’ve got some liberals laying around your house?
HAHAHA!
3, 5, 10, 15 lbs liberals!
Stop making fun of my spelling. *goes for another cup of joe*
Happy Birthday VMAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((((hugs))))))))))))
MCPO: A friend of mine works for a company that supplies the batteries for small, arm length missiles that will be used to shoot down mortar rounds. They were tested in the past six months with NG with great success. Will be used for defense of places like the green zone in Iraq. She’s an idiot.
It’s 10 here, but it’s supposed to get up to 25. YEA!!!
Snowing though.
Great vid, T2D. You’ll turn me into a country fan, soon.
She’s an idiot.
MJ, don’t insult us with repeating the obvious.
We are already up to 19, on our way to 32! Wonder what my car is gonna look like today, after driving home 30 miles in wet salt covered roads.
MJ, don’t insult us with repeating the obvious.
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Rachel Maddow likes tacos, not hot dogs.
Hmm, looking around for the missile testing that has occurred over the last year. I seem to remember quite a few successes, but the only thing coming up is a failure on Dec 10 over a Pacific atoll.
Was it just laser testing? I thought we had a few missile intercept tests.
Did you guys see the photo of Madcow’s wife that I posted last night?
Where is xbradtc when you need him? IIRC there were a failures, but also successes in shooting down missiles.
Yep, my google-fu was waning. I should know better than trust their prefilled searches. If you start typing “US missile test” the auto complete only comes up with “failure”, no option for “success”. A manual typing in results in a few hits:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1203370/Pictured-U-S-missile-defence-test-hailed-success-North-Korea-tensions-rise.html
19 out of 23 sounds pretty good. It was the last 2 years, also.
Bad Jay, trusting google auto complete.
Dick – What a fucking asshole. That jackwad endangered every person on that train. If he wants to kill himself, use a fucking gun and leave the rest of us out of it.
http://defensetech.org/2007/10/01/another-missile-defense-success-yawn/
Good morning starshine
so happy to be
My love and me , as we sing
Our early morning singing song
Jay – The THAAD-based system used on AEGIS-class cruisers has been especially effective. But, my point was that Madcow absolutely states that you can’t hit a missile with another missile. She must know the truth.
Did you guys see the photo of Madcow’s wife that I posted last night?
I missed that.
missed it
Thar she blows!!!
http://tinyurl.com/4kkh3b5
Susan Mikula artist/photographer
Her “work” looks like a 3 year old with a camera, btw.
PJM – Good morning.
Oh, she’s loverly.
This just came across my email. The sad thing is that I live in a community where a lot of them don’t recognize it as humorous. Sounds like HM’s neighbor might fit some of these categories as well.
You Might be Trailer Trash, if..
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, watch this.”
8. You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’.
9. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
10. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words to’ The Star Spangled Banner’ are, “Gentlemen, start your engines”.
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
18. You can’t get married to your sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.
19. You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school.
20. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
21. Your school fight song is “Dueling Banjos”.
22. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
Can you see them
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r3kQlzOi27M#!
Great list pendejo. Sounds like my family.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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That’s funny. I’ll get the ‘look’ for it, but imma still gonna use it.
PJM – How be them young’uns today?
howdy mcpo!
very good. We had a crazy weekend with 4 other kids around, so 7 kids under 12, although carin’s weekend sounds a little crazier.
Lost another chicken. Feathers EVERYWHERE, but no carcass
My brother just came over and he and PJD flipped the baby grand over so now we can play it. WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I won’t let anyone on it because I promised Gavin he could play it first.
How’s yer day going?
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws
Sounds like my family. Incest – the game the whole family can play!
Crappy – Too cold and the remaining snow looks like glass where is has partially melted and then re-frozen. I’m starting to get cabin fever.
AD -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXVJwj0gm60&feature=related
Crappy – Too cold and the remaining snow looks like glass where is has partially melted and then re-frozen. I’m starting to get cabin fever.
and despite the libtards here, I love where I live. It’s been in the late 70′s and 80′s here. Great weather to kick the kids outside.
*wonders if sohos has stopped the bleeding?
Late? WTF are you talking about?
We have GOT to get Sohos some non slip shoes, every variety available! Seems like this is the kind of accident that caused her serious injuries back when.
http://www.comicallyincorrect.com/comicallyincorrect_002.htm
Hi guys!
Ding ding Keith is dead!
Bears loose, and all is well with the world..
Amusing, Chief.
I recall at least three times mentioning a different girl to my parents in high school and having my folks say: “Oh she’s a second/third cousin from your aunt so-and-so”.
There were over 700 people that were invited to the annual family reunion each summer. Only between 300 and 400 would normally show. I think the rest didn’t want to acknowledge the relationship.
MCPO, I know what point you were going for. I was looking for the exact number of tests that Madcow just blew off. 19 instances of a missile hitting a missile.
And her analogy of a bullet hitting a bullet isn’t proper. The missiles are moving a LOT faster than bullets do.
We have GOT to get Sohos some non slip shoes, every variety available! Seems like this is the kind of accident that caused her serious injuries back when
yeah, like shoes made out of double sided tape.
catman, HOWDY!
And her analogy of a bullet hitting a bullet isn’t proper. The missiles are moving a LOT faster than bullets do.
and they’re a lot bigger target
Why is Sohos taking out the trash.. I thought she was a Countess?
Don’t they have “people” for that?
Good morning.
MCPO, the Navy’s Aegis BMD is not based on the THAAD system. Sure, most of the concepts are similar, but it is its own system, and to date, is by far the most successful of the BMD programs.
If we can ever get Cuffy to show back up, he’s the go to guy on the topic. His Closing Velocity blog (it’s on our blogroll) is your treasure trove of missile defense info.
Her count is from Sesame Street catman.
Couldn’t Oscar the Grouch take out her trash then?
Rachel won’t be there long. She will be let go just like Olberdouche. They (Comcast) are looking for ratings and real people do not watch them.. other than to rant at them, that is.
Does she only watch Mythbusters for her “Science research”?
Just because he has a fetish for numbers and blood you deny his title and heritage?
RASCIST!
Have ya’ll noticed that even though Jack Lalane was a bodybuilder, his swimsuit area did not shrink?
He was the real deal.
have to go to work in a bit. Those two hours each day, it’s hard man, it’s exhausting.
actually, I could never, ever, ever be a teacher. It seems like the most monotonous job in the whole wide world. Ick, ack. spit
she has 33 kids in her class all by herself, so I’m there to help here because it’s a lot of work with that many kids. She’s good though. I’ve never heard her raise her voice, however, she has a fairly good class. They dumped all the bad 4th graders off on a different teacher.
and he has 1 less student, so he doesn’t get an aid. Not cool. The one who has the bad kids should get the aid.
Pjm, if a teacher is good and lays down the law in the beginning, she gets her respect and thirty three kids shouldn’t be a problem (until she loads then with homework).
pjd and I were talking about that last night, well not his package, but the fact that he was before steroids.
I dunno, beasn. Sometimes they get some sort of weird dynamic. Combination of troublemakers and followers or what not.
My teacher friends has told me that this years Senior class is horrible. Worst class she’s ever seen. They’ve been this way coming up since their freshman year. More druggies, more ‘don’t care’ types.
She says it’s weird.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Does “conceived” count?
I’m asking for a friend.
Really.
My nose still hurts.
So weird.
So, we have the power to control the earth’;s climate, but we aren’t smart enough to create the technology needed to hit a really big missile with another really big missile.
I’m not sure which guy is a bigger idiot, Maddow for saying that mindless crap or Maher for agreeing with him.
I lurves me some Joe Nichols.
May God bless those warriors.
And f*ck the commie prick fraud in the WH.
Ha ha ha. my dogs are playing their food game.
Zelda is a PIG but the submissive one (to Oscar). Oscar could often care less about food (and he’s skinny, while she’s … not). But when he decides he wants some food … Zelda will be beside herself.
HE’S EATING MY FOOD.
So, she’ll try to get between him and the bowl. In the most submissive manner ever – it’s hilarious. it usually ends in a fight, with her kinda running around the house.
Finally, resigned, she’ll lie down on the floor and watch him eat. It’s like her heart is BREAKING.
pjm, if I were to go back to teaching, it would be parochial, like before. You get some shitstains too, but not as many. The parents suck more than the kids.
It’s a tumor.
Or prostate cancer.
If only Dave where here.
For anyone who has tried and plans to try to communicate by text with MCPO, here’s some helpful translations for you:
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’re The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
And then what happened?
well, it’s a “depressed school” as they call it and even my teacher admits that Mr. M got the bad kids……he got the apartment dwellers.
ugh, have to go
actually, I could never, ever, ever be a teacher. It seems like the most monotonous job in the whole wide world. Ick, ack. spit
Hi PJ — Teaching is not boring if it’s one’s gift. Most of the ‘work’ teachers do is outside of class in prep. Then in class is the execution and analysis of how they are doing.
G’morning Sunny-Dispositions. You too, Wiser. Hugggggs!
Sorry your nose still hurts, Carin. Is it an infection of some sort?
You too, Wiser. Hugggggs!
HAHAHAHA!
Cathy likes me better than the rest of you losers.
she has 33 kids in her class all by herself,
Big fucking deal. Here’s my third grade photo. Count us. One fucking nun.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs248.ash1/17573_1112661035022_1781797892_236819_7770703_n.jpg
Sorry your nose still hurts, Carin. Is it an infection of some sort?
No clue.
Perhaps $20 is stuck up there?
It kinda feel like I hit it – way up by the bridge. But nothing hit me, and there’s no bruising or anything.
T2D — thanks for the linky of that new release. I put it on my FaceChimp wall this morning.
Count us. One fucking nun.
I guess she didn’t take her orders very seriously.
HAHAHAHA! Wiser, best list EVER
I was wondering what ATD meant yesterday.
Ok, bbl
in two hours, dont’ wait up
and wiser, that was sean m last night, not kare kare
Perhaps $20 is stuck up there?
Carin, maybe the tooth fairy got her directions wrong walking through your house in the dark.
and wiser, that was sean m last night, not kare kare
Yeah, got that. thanks.
I’ve got a great idea for a new thread, but I need MCPO and Rosetta’s permission to use a picture that I have of them.
Your thoughts?
You should go to the open service.
Count us. One fucking nun. …I guess she didn’t take her orders very seriously.
MML: Made me laugh.
Check out this crowd of criminals. There were five kids absent that day. Out teacher was a nun, but for some reason the priests got to be in the photo.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs128.snc3/17573_1112657914944_1781797892_236813_2372712_n.jpg
Hmm, missile hit by a bullet (Goalkeeper on a warship):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Goalkeeper_CIWS_target.jpg
Say again, Madcow? Just remember, Comcast is watching, now.
It kinda feel like I hit it – way up by the bridge. But nothing hit me, and there’s no bruising or anything.
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Probably the septum being eroded away by the coke.
Jay, I’m too lazy to look it up, but there’s a video somewhere of a Seawolf missile intercepting a 4.5 inch naval gun shell. A missile hitting a bullet.
someone with a twitter account should send those links of successful missile defense tests to Mr. Maddow.
http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyP/status/29581478169944064
well, there ya go.
I should have known that Cuffy would be on top of that.
Eating at the Rosebud restaurant in Chicagos Little Italy.
I
This poat has a disturbing lack of bewbs.
Did I miss anything?
It’s not bewb day.
Hotspur, *every* day is bewb day at H2.
It’s just not *Big* bewb day today…
@ 11:37 beasn: No, I never noticed. Never even crossed my mind. Derp.
I give this poat 52 of these thingies: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, I googled my nose thing and apparently I need to stop doing coke.
Or, it’s a sinus infection.
also, suppeth unto all you all
Good day, y’all
Maybe you have a bean up there, Carin. That happened to a friend of mine once. Had to go to the ER to get it removed.
He sneezed while he was eating beans and we laughed our asses off.
Run, Aggie. Carin snortin’ coke this morning!
Run, Aggie. Carin snortin’ coke this morning!
After the teenage hell she went through, I hardly blame her.
I do blame her for not sharing, though….
New poat.
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