Billy Dee Williams, watch out.

I miss Phil Hartman.

Rosetta did this earlier, but he forgot to mention the context…

You’re supposed to imagine them looking across the street at each other. The word it’s supposed to evoke is ennui, I think. That, or gourmand. I don’t know–I don’t speak any languages.

Update (instead of a new poat, because I know too many poats at one time confuse you weak-minded morons.) [wiserbud]:

The attempt to de-nigger-fy ever single aspect of society, even if it means destroying or censoring classic literature and ignoring the past, simply because there’s an icky word involved, continues (sadly, part of a daily series):

School play controversy brews in Waterbury over racial epithet

Takeaway: “Snead, who is black, says he’s opposed to any school exercise that requires a student to say the word.”

So, because  a word that makes the hyper-sensitive Mr. Snead feel uncomfortable is used in a historical play, written by a black man, that examines the racial discrimination faced by former slaves in the early 20th century, students, whom I believe need to learn this history and place it in it’s appropriate context, are instead asked to ignore it altogether.

Mr. Snead, I would never, ever refer to you by the word that so offends you so, but allow me to call you something else that I believe fits you perfectly:  You, sir, are an assclown.


407 Comments

  1. SUCK MY ENNUI!!!

  2. Hahahahahaha.

    This post is so fucking stupid, I don’t know if I should kick it in the pussy or shove a Nobel Peace Prize up its fist hole.

  3. BITE MY GOURMAND!!!

  4. I did notice that this post does not include the video of Floyd’s tongue hanging out.

    *subtracts 18,500 points*

  5. This post is so fucking stupid, I don’t know if I should kick it in the pussy or shove a Nobel Peace Prize up its fist hole.

    Why not do both?

  6. I did notice that this post does not include the video of Floyd’s tongue hanging out.

    *subtracts 18,500 points*

    Feel free to add a CRITICAL UPDATE.

  7. By the way, I was telling b-rad and Andy that it’s been too long since we updated our act. Got any new material?

  8. By the way, I was telling b-rad and Andy that it’s been too long since we updated our act. Got any new material?

    Are you talking about our Vegas show?

  9. Hahahahahahahahaha. Those two pictures together in the post are fucking hilarious.

    Sean, the fact you put those together was pure genius. GENIUS I SAY!!!

  10. I think for our Vegas show we should have a white tiger just to show that we’re not afraid.

    http://tinyurl.com/2vx8cv9

  11. Sorry to interrupt your circle jerk, but what the fuck is this shit?

  12. Sorry to interrupt your circle jerk, but what the fuck is this shit?

    A circle jerk interrupted by a faggot.

  13. I was talking about our Detroit show…

    Rosetta: “Hey, Sean, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.”

    Sean: “Again?”

    *audience opens fire on stage*

    Rosetta: “gurgle…gasp…gurgle…ahhhhhh”

    Sean: “…”

  14. Hahahahahaha. Did you go to Chili’s tonight?

  15. Hahahahaha. Detroit should build us a venue because of all the phat tax revenue we’ll bring in with our act.

    INDIAN CHECK:

    http://tinyurl.com/asod8v

    Dammit.

  16. Sorry to interrupt your circle jerk, but what the fuck is this shit?

    Technically, you need more than two people to have a circle jerk.

    Thanks for stopping by.

  17. It really sucks when you’re expected to work at work.

  18. Nope. Gay bar down by the Gahhden. They asked about you.

  19. http://tinyurl.com/asod8v

    That picture is awesome because the 10th Indian is on the right on a horse.

    http://tinyurl.com/4zp6vgs

  20. Having talked to Andy in person, it’s hilarious to imagine him interacting with Massholes in person.

  21. Nope. Gay bar down by the Gahhden. They asked about you.

    No way!!

    Awesome.

  22. Sean, did you guys do shots and get fucked up when Andy was in town?

    Or did you split a glass on wine and buy quilting yarn?

  23. This is the worst sausage fest ever. There aren’t even any trannies here.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    Good night monkeys.

  24. Hahaha. First thing the waitress said was “where are you from”?

    First step in the Jedi magic.

    With that, I’m outta here.

    ‘Night

  25. Mesa was talking about how his late dad went to Marquette and played football there, and I was just about to say something congratulatory about this, but then I realized that it was about womens basketball and nobody gives a shit.

  26. There aren’t even any trannies here.

    Hey, you’re right XBrad’s not here.

  27. It’s not like b-rad fools anyone who doesn’t want to be fooled anyway, AG.

  28. Heh. It only took them 25 years to hear some lyrics. I guess there were a few Bryan Adams and Gordon Lightfoot songs in heavy rotation.

    http://tinyurl.com/4q4qc7h

    *pats Canada on the head*

  29. Google Maps: When you need to quantify how drunk you were.

    I have AT&T Navigator on my iPhone. You turn on the app, shake the phone, and it tells you how to get home. You can concentrate on keeping your car on a steady track between the white lines at a speed that does not attract police. And remembering to use your turn signal.

  30. AT&T Navigator has a walk mode.

  31. It’s basically the Telenav system with an AT&T brand slapped on it. It’s pretty cool. You can program destinations from your PC in advance of a trip. I did this for the CT moron meat-up and our subsequent New England vacation — that’s how I found Ace’s hotel and got him to the park.

    We had one day with a five-hour drive through the mountains from Vermont to New Hampshire where there simply was not a highway to get there. It was all two lane rural roads through small towns. The Navigator handled this with ease. On the other hand, it got us hopelessly lost in Boston, probably because the tunnels between the airport and downtown completely confused it.

    It will alert you to bad traffic and route you around it (in major metro areas) and tell you the nearby gas station with the best price. It will find whatever kind of restaurant you want. You can buy dash mounts so that the driving directions are always visible.

  32. Morning. Wakey wakey.

    I’m gonna be busy today … we’re going skiing this weekend and I’ve got a list of things to do as long floyd’s dried-out tongue.

    Starting off with driving the kids to school, who had to turn around from taking the bus because someone let the dog out.

  33. Dog nails to get clipped
    Haircut
    chickens ready for a weekend on their own (no parties)
    Packing.
    Drving dogs to detroit to sister’s house
    Shopping
    laundry

    CRAP

  34. It also warns you when a traffic camera installed by the cops is approaching on your route.

  35. Yup, I can see that everybody wants to talk about iPhone apps when they wake up.

    Yessir. I am here to serve.

  36. Batman, can an iPhone do any of the above mentioned tasks

    Cause if so, I’m so getting one.

  37. iPhones don’t work with belly rings, too much interference.

  38. Is it wrong of me to be baiting stupid people on a Fox News thread? Because wrong or not, it’s sure as hell fun.

  39. Does the yay its Friday dance. Morning all

  40. Wednesday was cancelled so it feels like Tuesday. It’s a surprise Friday!

  41. Today is Friiiiiiii-day
    The day of tiiiiii-tay
    And fat czeck chicks
    Who just might have dicks
    ‘Cause Rosie likes ones
    That got testosterone
    and 5 o’clock shadow
    Like Rachel Maddow

  42. Is it wrong of me to be baiting stupid people on a Fox News thread? Because wrong or not, it’s sure as hell fun.

    I should not bait people about the new horoscope signs, but I’m going to.

  43. Is it bad to wake up with a nosebleed twice in the same day?

  44. morning hostagesses

  45. QUICK. I need one more easy to make meal for this weekend.

    We’ll have a kitchen,but you know. It’s a condo. Prolly won’t have all the stuff I’ve got. So I need easy meals to make.

    Tonight – hamburger
    Sat – 6 hr boston butt (I can have the meat coated, then tomorrow just throw in the oven on low for 6 hours)

    Sun… sunday … easy, filling, low mess, low fuss.

    Where is Wiser with a recipe when I need him?

  46. Morning v-man.

    Leon, your mistake was going back to bed.

    Get a humidifier.

  47. Is it bad to wake up with a nosebleed twice in the same day

    You should cut off your nose to spite your face.

  48. Leon, your mistake was going back to bed.

    I was still tired!

    I’ve got the humidifier already, it’s going in the bedroom tonight.

  49. Carin, some kind of soup? Chili?

  50. I also can’t be any help on dinner, if I’m cooking for more than just me, it gets messy or has lots of steps.

    Of course, you could always make chili in a crock pot. At least then the mess is all up front and taken care of by the time it finishes.

  51. your mistake was going back to bed.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SNtIOfuszg

  52. Get your motherfuckin’ popcorn:

    The state of Kansas recently asked to join the lawsuit challenging the constitutionality of the Obama health care plan filed by 20 state governments and the National Federation of Independent Business. Ohio, Wisconsin, and Wyoming are also seeking to join the multistate lawsuit, while Virginia and Oklahoma have filed separate challenges to the law. That brings the total number of state governments litigating against the plan to twenty-six. We now have a historically unprecedented situation where a majority of state governments are challenging the constitutionality of a major recently passed federal law. In our two hundred year history of constitutional litigation, that has never happened before.

    Buttsehks, Dems?

  53. What’s faster and easier than spaghetti?

    But you won’t eat it because of the carbs, right?

  54. Do they get it yet? Can they get it? All they have to do is repeal it and Obama would get his second term for sure, and the dems might just hold the senate in 2012.

  55. Even when I ate carbs, I disliked spaghetti.

  56. All they have to do is repeal it and Obama would get his second term for sure, and the dems might just hold the senate in 2012.

    I don’t agree at all, leon. I don’t think the political environment – even if O-Care is repealed or declared un-Constitutional – guarantees either outcome.

  57. Worktime, y’all have a good Friday.

  58. What’s faster and easier than spaghetti?

    Egg in a hole!!!!

  59. I read Mesa’s comments about his father as a younger man and the plans for funeral reception and burial. All I can say is, well done!!

    And if others around a man can say he was a great, grandfather, well, that says quite a bit.

    Mesa, I’m sorry he’s gone, but it sounds like you were proud of him and your kids loved him…a life well lived even with all the physical hardship.

  60. If it happens in court, they don’t get any credit, so I agree there. If they actually owned up to the disaster, I think the electorate would be disgustingly forgiving.

  61. Gluten Morgen!!!

    *looks around for Andy*

  62. “Egg in a hole!!!!”

    My husband makes those all the time, however he calls them, “Goldmine sandwiches.”

    He wanted to go national with his ideas for filling them.
    (SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS)

  63. I love eggs in a hole. You’d never know it, me being childless and all. But I do. :)

  64. Update of great societal significance.

  65. Tomato soup and grilled cheese sammiches. Chocolate cake for dessert. Yay!

  66. Mr. Snead, I would never, ever refer to you by the word that so offends you so

    I would, without hesitation and without any guilt.

    But that’s why I’m the site raaaaacist.

  67. Assclown, Wiser?

    The guy is a fucktard.

  68. My husband makes those all the time, however he calls them, “Goldmine sandwiches.”

    And now we know that mare failed out of the Donna Reed School of Housewifery.

  69. I call those “egg-in-a-basket”, Jazz.

    *dusts diploma from the Donna Reed School of Housewifery*

  70. Wiser, the dumbafacation of society. It’s working.

  71. The guy is a fucktard.

    well, yeah, that too. For some reason, “assclown” just made me laugh this morning.

  72. Wiser, the dumbafacation of society. It’s working.

    Sad, ain’t it?

  73. It is nice to read the comments to the story and see Mr. Snead being taken to task for his stupidity, especially when you consider that CT is one of the most liberal and leftist of the 57 states.

  74. Utter deliciousness, Wiser.

    *gives Wiser the Good Conduct ribbon*

  75. *gives Wiser the Good Conduct ribbon*

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ePAOUK7U#t=04m21s

  76. I call those “egg-in-a-basket”, Jazz.

    But that’s WRONG. There’s no basket! That’s a fine diploma, though! :P

  77. I never had one of those egg things before. Looks ok.

  78. Howdy, Vmax!!

    How are the doggies today?

  79. Good morgan. Finally got more than 4 hours of sleep last night. I’m gonna have to do something fun today. I’m thinking crank calls to Wiser and other assorted hostages.

  80. Gmornin’ H&Hs!

    Car in, last night I made teh Crash Hot Taters that you linked to the other day. Holy crap were those good.

    At the risk of ruining this site’s rep as a recipe and weather blog, wanted to mention a great thought experiment by the local radio guy yesterday afternoon: How well would Obama’s speech have been received (by audience and MFM)….if it had been delivered, word for word, by Jan Brewer?

  81. I never had one of those egg things before. Looks ok.

    I put cheese on top just before it’s done. It’s delightful.

  82. How well would Obama’s speech have been received (by audience and MFM)….if it had been delivered, word for word, by Jan Brewer?

    The crescendo of the booing would have reached 1,385 decibels.

  83. Dick – No work?

  84. Where did everyone go??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynfk7izWNE8&feature=grec_index

  85. It’s called Eggs in a Basket.

    I remember cheese, did PW put cheese on her’s?

    Chili – too much work at this point.

    Spag – maybe, but many of the kids don’t like it which would make a fail …

  86. It’s called, “Hole in the toast with an egg in the middle”.

  87. Somebody drove a car through one of the outer walls of a Bally Fitness place. I put a bid in on it to bring it back to lif

    January can be a stressful time at the gym. Long lines for the cardio machines. Too many folks back by the weights. I haven’t driven my car through the door yet, though.

  88. Morning sweathogs! I am BACK in my office, I know that means bupkiss to you guys but, to me it means no more working out of our guest bedroom! Drinks are on me!!!

  89. It’s called, “Hole in the toast with an egg in the middle”.

    It IS NOT.

    *drives car through Chief’s living room wall.

  90. T2D – Did you take a good look at those pipes before you put it back together?

  91. ! Drinks are on me!!!

    Kinky. Won’t your wife mind?

  92. *opens the door to Carin’s van*

    Hi! Want some coffee? How about a danish?

  93. T2D – Did you take a good look at those pipes before you put it back together?

    – – – –

    oh yes, removed all the copper and replaced with rubber and pvc and then wrapped it. No more leaks on my watch.

    Kinky. Won’t your wife mind?

    ——

    Mind? it was her idea!

  94. Somebody drove a car through one of the outer walls of a Bally Fitness place. I put a bid in on it to bring it back to life.

    My wife’s uncle is in the fitness bidness. Owns a couple clubs in NY. From what he tells me about that business, you probably want to get paid in advance.

  95. ** rubs KY for Her(pudding flavored) on Carins wound**

  96. Mmmm, egg sandwich. Now I’m hungry again.

  97. DICK!!!!

    *pours him a cup of coffee*

    T2D!!!

    *pours another cup of coffee*

    *runs to make another pot of coffee*

  98. *hugs for mesa*

  99. Damnit, J’Ames, you have to wait for the coffee to be done.

  100. Dog nails to get clipped
    Haircut
    chickens ready for a weekend on their own (no parties)
    Packing.
    Drving dogs to detroit to sister’s house
    Shopping
    laundry

    Splash belly with rubbing alcohol.

    Paint belly with merthiolate.

    Swab bellly with iodine.

    Bathe belly with muriaticc acid.

    Did I miss anything?

  101. Mornin’ Aggie! How are things down in God’s country?

    Would you like to take the kids to Monster Jam in San Antonio this weekend – I can get you passes.

  102. I remember cheese, did PW put cheese on her’s?

    No, she did not. Her recipe is 68% less appetizing. It’s also better if you cook the egg and bread in bacon grease.

  103. The drones inside all climbed off the various hunks of brutality they were working out on and stood at the window to watch me run a tape measure.

    Sounds like they’ve never seen actual work before…

  104. Why do McBurritos throw my GI tract into distress? All I wanted was a fast breakfast. Any time I made up there is wasted on the back side.

  105. How well would Obama’s speech have been received (by audience and MFM)….if it had been delivered, word for word, by Jan Brewer?

    The boos of the audience would have been deafening.

    The media would have excoriated her for inserting herself into the event.

    The Left would have accused her of politicizing the tragedy by calling for a halt to the finger-pointing and vile attacks.

    Eugene Robinson would have called her a racist (just because he calls every Republican a racist.)

    The attacks on Sarah Palin and the Tea Party would have continued unabated… Oh… wait a second… That’s still the same, isn’t it?

  106. No, she did not. Her recipe is 68% less appetizing. It’s also better if you cook the egg and bread in bacon grease.

    Of course it is! Everything is better with bacon grease! Even chocolate cake.

    Coffee ready yet, Aggie?

  107. Would you like to take the kids to Monster Jam in San Antonio this weekend

    I would, but unfortunately eldest has an appointment with a modeling agency (???), son has a camp out for Scouts, and little one is going on a sleep over. On top of that, I have a jewelry party on Sunday.

    DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

    *shakes fist at sky*

    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!

  108. What time are the whales scheduled to arrive?

  109. Any time I made up there is wasted on the back side.

    *snicker

  110. Coffee ready yet, Aggie?

    My coffemaker is on dial-up, not DSL….

  111. What time are the whales scheduled to arrive?

    I’m already here, and I’m on a diet!!

    *runs crying from the room*

  112. I would, but unfortunately eldest has an appointment with a modeling agency (???), son has a camp out for Scouts, and little one is going on a sleep over. On top of that, I have a jewelry party on Sunday.

    – – – – –

    So, maybe?

  113. So, maybe?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *spikes T2D’s coffee*

  114. Did I miss anything?

    Mercurochrome!

  115. Is it just me, or does anyone else’s zodiac signs feel out of line? I was feeling a capricornish this morning when I know full well I’m a hard right Taurus.

  116. I know, T2D… I felt off balance, now that the idiots claim I’m a Libra….

  117. *snicker

    I was being delicate, yet suggestive.

  118. http://www.wimp.com/budgetcuts/

    and here I was believing Obama was doing good for the economy.

  119. s it just me, or does anyone else’s zodiac signs feel out of line? I was feeling a capricornish this morning when I know full well I’m a hard right Taurus.
    ***************
    I felt off balance, now that the idiots claim I’m a Libra….

    I didn’t know “The Princess and the Pea” was about TWO princesses!

  120. and here I was believing Obama was doing good for the economy.

    He’s such a Snead.

  121. Sorry Aggie, I was distracted.

    Doggies are doing fine. Sleeping on the furniture.

  122. I didn’t know “The Princess and the Pea” was about TWO princesses!

    Baby, I’m no princess. I’m a GODDESS.

  123. Heh, love that link, T2D. Hadn’t seen that one before.

  124. fitness place was a hoot. The drones inside all climbed off the various hunks of brutality they were working out on and stood at the window to watch me run a tape measure.
    That made me giggle. It was cute.

    Did they drool?

  125. Why do McBurritos throw my GI tract into distress? All I wanted was a fast breakfast. Any time I made up there is wasted on the back side.

    Because fast food is the work of the debbil.

    There may even be gluten in it.

  126. Aggie – check your faceplace message center.

  127. Gutfeld cracks me up sometimes:

    Anyway, as much as I would have liked Obama to call out the Jane Fonda’s, the Olbermann’s, the Mahers, and the creepy left-wing watchdog groups, he still made the point [that incivility caused the mass murder]. And while I wish it would have been more obvious, so that even Contessa Brewer might get it, that might actually be impossible. I mean, we`re talking about Contessa Brewer.

  128. Hi! Want some coffee? How about a danish?

    Don’t mind if I do.

    What? It’s rude to not accept. I’ll just take a bite or two.

  129. Flour tortillas? Definitely gluten. Corn, nope.

    Then again, McDonalds probably adds gluten to make the laxative go down easier.

    “We need more secret sauce! Go put a jar of mayonnaise in the sun!”

  130. I can’t tolerate this I was a Cancer and now they tell me I’m a Gemini I feel torn in two

  131. Chrome, chrome, mercurochrome chrome
    Walk on gilded splinters. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG8-lhNuir0

  132. I didn’t know “The Princess and the Pea” was about TWO princesses!

    – – – – –

    When I was a Taurus, that would have been insulting….

  133. The crescendo of the booing would have reached 1,385 decibels.
    The boos of the audience would have been deafening.

    The talk radio host who posed the question is here on a Phoenix radio station, but he went down to Tucson for the rally errrr memorial service. He said that there was quite a bit of booing of Brewer and that a not-insignificant portion of the audience was yelling “We miss you!” when Napolitano came to the stage. I haven’t heard either of those things mentioned on the teevee.

  134. Yay, I’m still a Leo!

  135. COFFEE IS READY!!!

    *pours J’Ames a fresh cup*

  136. I wanted to give them all a big hug and let them know that they were going to die regardless of what they did.

    My hero….

  137. Paul Krugman hits bottom, keeps digging.

    http://tinyurl.com/68zznbc (sorry, it goes to the NYT)

    One of the many ridiculous money quotes:

    We need to have leaders of both parties — or Mr. Obama alone if necessary — declare that both violence and any language hinting at the acceptability of violence are out of bounds.

    Yeah, we all need someone in authority to tell us not to be fucking douchebags like you do, Paul. Or, how’s this for a concept? You could not be a douchebag without having to be told by your surrogate daddy!

    Let’s see, Paul, you putrid puddle of vomit, less than two hours after the Tucson shootings, you viciously placed the blame on Sarah Palin and the Tea Party without a scintilla of evidence and now, when the facts have exposed you for the lying cocksucker you are, you want to walk it back with yet another mindless finger-pointing pile of excrement.

    Too bad for you, you sorry excuse for a human being, too late. You’ve been exposed for the vile, Obama-worshiping, border-line retarded asswipe that you are and you’ve lost all credibility.

    Oops.

    Goodbye and good riddance, you shameless son of a syphilitic whore.

  138. What am I going to do about this Cancer tattoo

  139. jakeman, the only reason I know of the booing and the Napolitano fans is that I watched the replay.

    Haven’t heard shit of that on any channel.

  140. wiser, make sure you check out Eddiebear’s response to the esteemed Mr. Krugman.

    http://doubleplusundead.com/2011/01/14/paul-krugman-just-went-to-plaid-with-his-stupidity/

    Yeah, you know how it ends.

  141. What am I going to do about this Cancer tattoo/i>

    See a doctor?

  142. Wiser – I can do nothing but ditto everything you said. Krugman is human excrement – reading some of the comments of those that agree with him, they be the chunks that form the human excrement.

  143. wiser, make sure you check out Eddiebear’s response to the esteemed Mr. Krugman.

    Goodness me, does that young man have a filthy mouth.

    Dear me, that was quite shocking indeed.

  144. Krugman is NOT human excrement. To acknowledge that he is, is to lower humanity.

    He more resembles whale spooge.

  145. Wiser – Did you actually think that Krugman would admit he was wrong? Did you believe that the NYT ombudsman would have taken him to task? Did you think that the NYT would really fire his ass for his dishonest, inflammatory accusations?

    Cracker, please!! It’s the fucking New York Times!

  146. Maybe we should all sit together and hold hands, like Udall wants us to! Sing songs, build a fire!

  147. J’Ames, I’m all for that.

    As long as the fire is at the UN.

  148. He more resembles whale spooge.

    – – – –

    I stand corrected.

  149. Cracker, please!! It’s the fucking New York Times!

    The fact the the NYT continues to pay both Krugman and Rich to spew their idiotic tripe is no surprise, as is the fact the the Times is dying a slow yet exquisite death.

    Hmmmm, I wonder if there could possibly be any correlation there?

  150. Your presence is requested at H&B, only because it is Open Thread, and y’all were my inspiration.

    Especially you, Wiser.

  151. Whew! Good news:

    http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?hpt=C2

  152. Hmmmm, I wonder if there could possibly be any correlation there?

    Naaah. If that were true, then all of this snow would mean that Global Warming doesn’t exist – and we can’t have that, now can we?

    Geesh, Wiser – I thought you knew this stuff already……

    Oh, and mornin’ all! DD#3 is upright after 3 days of miserable illness. Yay! We don’t have to go see the doctor!

  153. Chrome, chrome, mercurochrome chrome
    Walk on gilded splinters. . .

    Very, very clever, Chief!

    +85,971 “Together We Thrive” T-Shirts for you!

  154. Yay! I’m a Scorpio again!!!

    *sharpens stinger*

  155. cancels Doctor appt.

  156. Whew! Good news:

    hahahaha – you believe CNN!

  157. In other news, I have a feeling $3 per gallon gas is here to stay.

    – – –

    2008 Hummer H2 for sale.

  158. I *heart* Wiser….

    *gives Wiser three live hookers and a truckload of Corona smuggled in from Mexico*

  159. Okay, just finished some absolutely delish frozen waffles

    Sounds crunchy.

    Its waaaayyyy too early to get here and find a lack of boobs this am.

  160. Should be up to $4 bucks by Summer
    Not according to CNN

  161. At Big Hollywood, a contributor wrote of her awful experience taking a screenwriting seminar from a famous Hollywood screenwriter. Evidently, he regaled his captive audience, some of whom came from as far away as Spain, with all sorts of liberal politics, saying, “If you don’t like what I’m saying, you can fuck off.” The contributor documents the experience here:

    http://tinyurl.com/AMcElhinney

    Douchbag screenwriter responds to her column here:

    http://tinyurl.com/McKeeResponds

    Some good points made at the ends of both articles.

  162. Its waaaayyyy too early to get here and find a lack of boobs this am.

    Thanks?

  163. Where were Xbad and Sean last night you ask?
    http://tinyurl.com/45e66tx
    Peej is gonna be pissed

  164. Thanks?

    You’re not showing.

    So it counts. :P

  165. *gives Wiser three live hookers and a truckload of Corona smuggled in from Mexico*

    3? What would I do with 3 at one time?

    *innocently blinks

  166. Peej is gonna be pissed

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  167. 3? What would I do with 3 at one time?

    Have them put on a show while you rest…..

  168. BisW is having waaaaaaaay too much fun at my OT….

  169. RE: Paul Krugman

    He states, “…we all want reconciliation…”

    No, we don’t. I don’t give a crap about reconciliation. I’ve been around long enough to see that I. WILL. NEVER., see eye to eye with today’s lefties. We have no common ground. None.

    Anyone who thinks this country will be united (?) is in a dream world. We have assholes today that would be happy to give aid and comfort to the taliban. We have “citizens” that still actively work for and support America becoming a socialist country. And even that dipshit, asshole, hypocrite, Walter Conkrite is a “ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT” guy. He’s actually stated (I saw the video) that America needs to give up some sovereignty in order to achieve this. DOUCHE!!!!!!

    When these elite, scumtards start talking about civil speech and toned down rhetoric, you’re all dummies if you don’t get that means, control of the radio, internet and laws that limit what you can say.

    I love the fact we can be uncivil in our rhetoric and a threat is a threat and needs to be dealt as one, however, if I want to call someone an asshole I’m going to do it. Civility can kiss my ass.

  170. That was too easy Aggie.

  171. Who ever, EVER would have thought that the auto bailouts wouldn’t be good for taxpayers?

    Today the Congressional Oversight Panel (COP) released a report on the automotive bailouts that clarified the ongoing risks taxpayers are facing. According to the COP, 66 percent of the $81.4 billion extended to GM and Chrysler through TARP remains outstanding, and taxpayers can expect to ultimately lose $14.7 billion on the deal.
    * * *
    Keep in mind that [TARP moneys] were not the only form of government assistance given to GM and Chrysler (Cash for Clunkers, various green initiatives, and other programs also benefited the auto companies). Also remember that the public never agreed to assist the automakers. Instead, President Bush and Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson redirected TARP, which was only supposed to affect banks, to help GM and Chrysler.
    * * *
    The bottom line is that the Treasury has committed almost $70 billion to GM though TARP, including a $17 billion bailout of their finance arm (formerly GMAC, now Ally Financial), a $2.4 billion bailout of GM’s suppliers, and a $361 million guarantee of its new vehicle warranties. Despite all this support, taxpayers are going to lose billions on their “investment.” . . . The government still has a 33 percent stake in GM, which presents the greatest potential for loss for taxpayers. The TARP investment in GM would be repaid if the government were able to sell those stocks at a price around $53 per share. GM shares are currently trading below $40.

  172. Should be up to $4 bucks by Summer

    See, according to the Won, it’s not that gas prices went to high two years ago, it’s that they went so high so fast.

    So this should give The Golden Child and his evil minions cause for great celebration.

  173. That writer at Big Hollywood has made a couple of great documentaries. “Mine Your Own Business” and “Not Evil Just Wrong” are on the must-watch list.

  174. Mare, I have never understood why it is that the Leftards celebrate DIVERSITY, but want everyone to be under ONE GOVERNMENT.

    Fucktardic, jizzguzzling twatwaffles….

  175. I wish I wrote that, mare. Well said.

  176. Diversity can kiss my ass too!

  177. I loved “Not Evil Just Wrong”, Andy. Great teaching tool.

  178. Fuck diversity. You want diversity? Go fuck a monkey and see what you can make.

  179. In honor of diversity,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBB2OS4IoTs

  180. Oh, I remembered where I saw the Walter Conkrite video, it was one of Bill Whittle’s videos on PJ media. You can see them on youtube also. He’s a national treasure that guy.

  181. Fuck diversity. You want diversity? Go fuck a monkey and see what you can make.

    HIV/AIDS?

  182. that kid is a serious fucksnead.

  183. Vmax, save that link for when PJM shows up.

    She’s going to kill me for her SS gift. She’ll need the laugh.

  184. that kid is a serious fucksnead.

    We have a meme!!!!!

  185. wow, mare. Nicely stated.

    Negative: Not a single “fuck” in the entire screed

    Positive: “scumtards”

    Excellent.

  186. Friends don’t let friends go to jail for raping minors:

    A central Florida police chief has been arrested and charged with derailing an investigation into the alleged rape of a minor in order to protect a friend.
    Windermere, Florida, Police Chief Daniel Saylor, 44, was arrested Wednesday morning on felony charges of official misconduct and unlawful compensation for official behavior, according to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.
    * * *
    Saylor’s friend Scott F. Bush, 50, also was arrested Wednesday and charged with sexual battery of a minor under 12, a capital offense, along with lewd and lascivious acts upon a minor, a third-degree felony. The alleged sexual battery occurred on a young girl between 2000 and 2003.
    “We received information that Chief Saylor terminated an investigation by his department of a sexual battery of a child to keep a friend from going to jail,” said Joyce Dawley, special agent in charge for the FDLE, at a news conference Wednesday in Orlando.

  187. We have a meme!!!!!

    Didn’t we do that to someone a while back, in an attempt to get us to the top of Google so the intended recip-diot would find us when he googles himself?

    Of course, I doubt this particular loon is snead enough to be googling himself today.

  188. Scott F. Bush, 50, also was arrested Wednesday and charged with sexual battery of a minor under 12

    Bush, huh?

    *forwards story to Paul Krugman for analysis.

  189. Holy shit, Jazz. I hope that fucksnead of a cop gets castrated while in jail, and his friend gets fucked AND castrated.

  190. Once again, Australia proves that you can get your ass seriously kicked there just by walking down the street.

    http://tinyurl.com/4cnmast

  191. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the fucking lefties…. Who believes in slippery slopes? STUPID, RACIST TEA PARTIERS!!!!!!!!

    Since Congress can force us to purchase health insurance, why not force us to contribute to 401(k) accounts, too?

    It’s time to make the 401k mandatory, with every employer offering a plan and both employer and employee required to contribute. . . . [A]bsent a mandatory 401k system, those who don’t plan for their own retirement will surely be a burden on compassionate others, whether family, friends or the government. And that’s an irresponsible imposition on all of us.

  192. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

    Today’s knocker parade will be of the mid-afternoon variety.

    Please continue raping the livestock.

  193. *forwards story to Paul Krugman for analysis.

    HA!

    You would think, by now, every sane person would laugh out loud when some one says they won a Nobel and acts as though they deserve respectability for it.

    Krugman, you’re a joke and an embarrassment to the “national discourse.”
    Whatever the fudge that means.

  194. Wow. I didn’t realize Kiplinger’s was socialist.

  195. Honestly, I forgot it’s Friday.

  196. suppeth unto all you all

  197. Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger car.

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

    Damn, I hate you for thinking of that before I did.

  198. Once again, Australia proves that you can get your ass seriously kicked there just by walking down the street.

    Ah yes… Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia. Anyone who takes a vacation is just walking into Nature’s Thunderdome,

    Showing up with soft, unarmored skin, tiny, rounded teeth, and ridiculously non-poisonous spit…. idiots.

  199. They are going to force me to contribute to something that they are already casting covetous eyes on?

    Right.

    Maybe they just need to do away with the notions of states, private property, and everything else. Just be honest about it: While you may work to””earn”, it all belongs to the government, and you actually own NOTHING.

  200. Today’s knocker parade will be of the mid-afternoon variety.

    Really? Decides to stay here at this blog

  201. Today’s knocker parade will be of the mid-afternoon variety.

    orly?

  202. They are going to force me to contribute to something that they are already casting covetous eyes on?

    Well, YEAH!!!

    Get with the program!!

  203. Dick would definitely be Mad Max, and not the deaf retard.

  204. Good article on Layne Staley and Alice In chains. An excerpt:

    Staley’s body was found sitting upright on the couch, his remains illuminated by a flickering television in an otherwise darkened room. He’d been dead for two weeks; the tip-off that something was amiss came not from concerned family members or friends but from Staley’s accountants, who noticed that he hadn’t spent any money in several days. The day of his death was estimated to be April 5, exactly eight years after Cobain’s suicide. Staley’s method of killing himself was slower and more painful, but ultimately no less effective. A stiff cocktail of drugs composed of cocaine, codeine, and morphine was rattling around his ravaged, 86-pound frame. A syringe loaded with a fresh supply of heroin sat in his hand; a used needle lay at his feet. Two crack pipes were waiting on his coffee table, and several more used needles were uncovered when his body was moved. Staley wasn’t the sort to hedge his bets when it came to calling his own drug-related death.

  205. Today’s knocker parade will be of the mid-afternoon variety.

    – – – – –

    uuhhh, what if the parade already started?

    **clears history**

  206. Gemini, identify yourself.

    How did you come to stumble across our stupid little corner of the blogosphere?

  207. Today’s knocker parade will be of the mid-afternoon variety.

    Why so early?

  208. When you say “Gemini,” we say “DREAM!”

    When you say “Gemini,” we say “DREAM!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3QLFFVFpp0

  209. of the mid-afternoon variety.

    – – – – –

    you are denying me my good health!

    http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

  210. Gemini, huh?

    I don’t care much for twins, except for the 19, blond, drunk, and adventurous kind.

  211. And Gemini, are you a real Gemini, or a phase-shifted Gemini?

  212. I don’t care much for twins, except for the 19, blond, drunk, and adventurous kind.

    The Gemini is a kickass roller coaster at Cedar Point Amusement Park in Sandusky, OH, too. I love that ride.

  213. I got out of bed for this shit?

  214. It doesn’t have as many F-words as Eddie’s evisceration of Krugdouche, but there’s a pretty nice parsing (and skewering) of the NYT’s “As We Mourn” editorial here:
    http://blog.vdare.com/archives/2011/01/13/translating-editorialese-into-english/

    A taste:
    NYT: “We should take the president’s message to heart and rise above partisanship.”

    Translation: Please note that we of the New York Times Editorial Board aren’t using the famous Editorial We here. By “we,” we don’t actually mean “us,” we mean you, you hate-filled, nauseating, vomitous, anti-illegal immigration Republicans you. Don’t you realize how vile you are? Didn’t you see Machete?

  215. That “Gemini Dream” vid reminds me of Brit prog rock, of course, which inevitably leads my mind to Yes. When I think of my favorite Yes video, this version of “Owner of a Lonely Heart” is by far my stand-out favorite:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMXk2pZC_Qg

    God, I love that video. It makes me laugh and laugh and laugh every time I watch it.

  216. Great. Since they changed the zodiac around I went from being a Pisces to an Aquarius. I’m gonna have hippies all over my yard.

  217. Hmm, should we start a pool on who the BBF model will be?

    I’m hoping it will involve the lovely Ms. Campbell again. Bree Olson could make an appearance too (thanks Aggie!)

  218. Yes you did, Brad.

    *serves Brad coffee and a cigarette*

  219. Hmm, should we start a pool on who the BBF model will be?

    Knowing Rosie, it’ll be fetching bikini pics of Kirstie Alley.

    She’ll be fetching a trough of slop for lunch.

  220. J’Ames, you can thank ArmedGeek… hookers are his specialty ;)

  221. I’m a blonde, cancer woman who drinks too much. I was told that I am now supposed to be a Gemini and I’m not having it. I am a long time lurker

  222. Hmm, I thought that one was yours. Sorry!

    Wish I could figure out why I can’t register at your site.

  223. Weird…name and email is all you need, J’Ames.

    Gemini, welcome to H@. Brad will initiate you. Make sure you wear rubber boots and bring a spatula.

  224. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    Is this appropriate for any particular Hostage?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ-c69qQySE

  225. A blonde that drinks too much?

    Wow. I’m like, having the best day of my LIFE!

  226. I’m a blonde, cancer woman who drinks too much.

    How’s your self-esteem?

  227. I’d say I have no issues Herr Morgenholz

  228. I am a long time lurker

    LURKER!!!

    Welcome, Gem

  229. I’d say I have no issues Herr Morgenholz

    Well, we’ll work on that.

  230. How’s your self-esteem?

    I’d say I have no issues Herr Morgenholz

    What the hell are you doing hanging around here, then?

  231. I’m confused…I thought Gemini was a Hostage?

  232. I’m ripping off this whole story because it’s barely more than a blurb. You could click thru to give the traffic, tho, iffin’ you wanted.

    ROCKY GAP — Maryland State Police seized $28,000 from a 28-year-old Laurel man who had the money in his car when he was stopped for alleged traffic violations on Wednesday afternoon on Interstate 68 at Rocky Gap Road.

    Oliver Tchachoua was driving a red 2010 Toyota Corolla westbound at 1:44 p.m. when police stopped him and had “numerous indicators” that led to a K9 scan of the vehicle. The scan produced a positive alert and police found 280 $100 bills.

    Tchachoua was debriefed at the Cumberland barrack and released, police said.

    The investigation was turned over to the Maryland State Police Asset Forfeiture Unit in Columbia.

    Tchachoua has the right to file charges in civil court and prove that he had the money legally, police said.

    So, it’s evidently illegal to travel with sums of money in excess of an unspecified amount. If you’re caught with more money than the unspecified amount you’re supposed to KNOW then you have to justify your possession of it in a court of law not just to retain it, but to GET IT BACK, meaning the police took it without any inkling of any crime other than it’s more money than you’re supposed to have when you’re traveling.

    I’m so glad the police are there to protect me from myself.

  233. Gemini and HM have mysteriously close IP addresses, but I’ll leave that be.

    Ok, so will I….for now….

    *puts on pensive demeanor*

  234. Knowing Rosie, it’ll be fetching bikini pics of Kirstie Alley.

    Shut up, Powder.

    http://tinyurl.com/5rqojn4

  235. Gemini and HM have mysteriously close IP addresses, but I’ll leave that be.

    More confusing facts: HM likes to drink and has big boobs.

  236. I’m a blonde, cancer woman who drinks too much…… I am a long time lurker

    Well, welcome aboard, dear lady.

    Here’s your official welcome video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ERegJ0Tow

  237. Ooh, ooh, ooh! I know how to solve THIS mystery, Scooby!

  238. Wiser, I laugh and laugh every time I see that video :D

  239. Tchachoua has the right to file charges in civil court and prove that he had the money legally, police said.

    Can he also exercise a citizen’s arrest against these cops who basically stole this guy’s money?

    I weep for the future of this country.

  240. Shut up, Powder.

    L to R: Rosetta, Jazz

  241. Unless somebody else in my office is Gemini..cuz it ain’t me.

  242. Jazz, that asset forfeiture law has been abused throughout the US. Along the I-10 corridor in Texas, it is especially notorious. Heck, I think 60 minutes covered it.

    Basically, the cops can seize anything they “reasonably” suspect as being the proceeds of criminal activity. The owner has to file in civil court within a very short time to prove that it WASN’T criminal proceeds. It’s a law that was originally intended to target Columbian drug lords, but not surprisingly, has become a shakedown.

  243. Gemini, your Delta Chi name is Kirstie Alley.

  244. Gemini is another damned Texan. I knew it.

  245. I weep for the future of this country.

    Keep weeping, wiser:

    U.S. District Judge John McBryde of Fort Worth, Texas has issued a massive opinion holding attorneys S. Tracy Long, Melvin K. Silverman, Joseph F. Cleveland, Jr., and John P. Gillig liable for ethical breaches and recommending criminal prosecution after they challenged his impartiality and temperament in a case. The lengthy opinion below details the case against the lawyers in litigation over golf club patents. What is most striking about the case is the decision of the judge to conduct the inquiry himself — rejecting obvious concerns over his own conflict of interest in eliciting testimony on his own conduct.

  246. And it’s confirmed to be a proxy server. Might be Chief. I hear he’s real good with proxies.

  247. Wiser, I watched some of your other “work”, and you, sir, are one seriously messed-up dude.

    You’re welcome.

  248. Gemini, your Delta Chi name is Kirstie Alley.

    damn, and I thought mine was needlessly cruel

  249. Red light cameras are being removed from this town because they’re not generating enough revenue . . . for the manufacturer:

    The red-light cameras in the city of Rome are expected to be removed by the end of the month.

    Public Services Director Kirk Milam said Wednesday the cameras were shut off at midnight on Dec. 31 after Redflex Traffic Systems Inc. declined to renew its contract with the city.

    Cameras were installed at the corner of Turner McCall Boulevard and Hicks Drive in 2004, and a pair was added two years ago at the intersection of Martha Berry and Veterans Memorial highways .

    But revenue from the $70 fines dropped sharply when a 2008 law sponsored by then-state Rep. Barry Loudermilk, R-Cassville, put tougher restrictions on how the cameras could be used to catch drivers running red lights.

    The Hicks Drive cameras alone generated more than $17,000 a month in 2007, but last year Redflex was barely clearing the $4,200 a month it promised to the city.

    “We covered our costs, but we didn’t cover theirs,” Rome City Manager John Bennett said.

  250. Oh, Gemini is Kelly.

    D’uh.

  251. What’s for lunch? *watches wiserbabe turn purple*

  252. Visualizing Obama’s budget cuts: http://www.wimp.com/budgetcuts/

  253. “I’m a blonde, cancer woman who drinks too much.”

    Another excellent Hostage candidate.

  254. Gemini is a hawt Texan, with big bewbage and a purty smile.

    Aw, shucks. Thanks, Dick.

  255. What is wrong with Texans huh?

  256. AmIDoingThisRight? I thought I figured out who Gemini was pretty quickly. Am I doing something wrong?

  257. “What’s for lunch? *watches wiserbabe turn purple*”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA……Hasn’t he already crossed the Coffee klatch bridge?

  258. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on January 14, 2011 1:05 pm
    Gemini is a hawt Texan, with big bewbmoobage and a purty smile.

    Aw, shucks. Thanks, Dick.

    FIXT.

  259. This is true Mare. The cabbage soup recipe sealed the deal!

  260. Travel cash…suuuuuure…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12187362

  261. Wiser, I watched some of your other “work”, and you, sir, are one seriously messed-up dude.

    Sweetie, you don’t know the half of it.

  262. I finally watched this Bill Whittle video on the President’s report card. Effing AWESOME.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaRCq9eXKw

  263. Keep weeping, wiser:

    Appointed by Bush the Elder.

    Wonderful. The Bush family’s legacy continues to work it’s magic on this country.

  264. They just won’t quit stirring that pudding: http://tinyurl.com/4slmsvq

  265. This is true Mare. The cabbage soup recipe sealed the deal!

    *fingers in ears

    lalalalalalalalalalaIcan’thearyouIcan’thearyouIcan’thearyoulalalalalalala….

  266. Me, listening to Paul Krugman:

    http://tinyurl.com/4bep2tb

  267. Milton Friedman on Free Trade and Protectionism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0pl_FXt0eM

    A great watch and only eight minutes long.

  268. Wiser, are you guys talking about your xtranormals?

    I LOVE THOSE!

    I have a hard time finding them. Would you PLEASE…pretty please, link them?

  269. that vid is teh brutalz

  270. Oh, found them.

    PRICELESS.

  271. Wiser, are you guys talking about your xtranormals?

    Guess so.

    Just search “wiserbud60″ and you will see all the videos I’ve done.

  272. Early release for the kidlets today.

    Early release of sanity for Aggie today.

  273. that vid is teh brutalz

    wiser’s xbrad vid?

  274. They just won’t quit stirring that pudding: http://tinyurl.com/4slmsvq

    Annnnnnd….we have our first candidate for teh Esteemed Cindy Sheehan Chair in Blamegaming. Congratulations!

  275. Where’s teh bewbies?

  276. Say what you will about our country, but any nation who can still find cuteness appealing must have something going for it. I mean, seriously, how many people are linking pictures and videos from sites like “Cute Overload” and “I Can Haz Cheezeburger?” and either laughing their asses off and/or going “Awwww”?

    There’s hope for us all yet, no?

  277. Annnnnnd….we have our first candidate for teh Esteemed Cindy Sheehan “ABSOLUTE MORAL AUTHORITY” Chair in Blamegaming.

  278. They just won’t quit stirring that pudding: http://tinyurl.com/4slmsvq

    Say hello to the newest MSNBC regular commentator. I guarantee he will be on their payroll within 6 months.

  279. Wiser – it was a compliment ;-)
    (I said “You’re welcome”…..)

  280. “ABSOLUTE MORAL AUTHORITY”

    Indeed. Nicely played, HM!

  281. any nation who can still find cuteness appealing must have something going for it.

    I must have nothing going for me. Cute just bugs me.

  282. Where’s Carin, Rush is talking about the Chinese mom. He broke it down thusly, Chinese parents are successful (kids grow up to make a living and keep close to the family) because of discipline.

  283. I can seriously see this guy in a remake of Great Balls of Fire, just not as the new Spiderman. I didn’t like Tobey as Spidey, either. Are there not any young MEN in Hollywood?

    http://is.gd/TWoAjm

  284. A rat wakes up a homeless guy on a NYC subway:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBrJBap6r3w

  285. Early release for the kidlets today.
    Early release of sanity for Aggie today.

    Early release of wine corks at the Casa de Aggie.
    Film at 6:00 (she’ll be on the floor LONG before 11:00 rolls around)…..

  286. Chinese parents are successful (kids grow up to make a living and keep close to the family) because of discipline.

    I thought it was cuz they killed the broads.

  287. “I hadn’t ever had any kind of trauma experience at that level before,” he told CBS. “And I didn’t know — I didn’t quite know how to react. I felt like we were in for more, and possibly to be given a coup de grace by this madman that was so vigorously exercising his Second Amendment rights and totally immersed in his madness.”

    Fixt that for you, cockface. I’m having a hard time wishing Loughner didn’t have a better aim in respect to you.

  288. “It looks like Palin, Beck, Sharron Angle and the rest got their first target,” Eric Fuller said in an interview with Democracy NOW.

    “Their wish for Second Amendment activism has been fulfilled — senseless hatred leading to murder, lunatic fringe anarchism, subscribed to by John Boehner, mainstream rebels with vengeance for all, even 9-year-old girls,” he added, referring to the death of Christina Taylor Green.

    Dude is soooo late to the party….

  289. I can seriously see this guy in a remake of Great Balls of Fire, just not as the new Spiderman.

    He more easily get away with playing Spiderman than this poofter did playing Superman.

    http://tinyurl.com/4gwztq3

    Seriously, that guy was too fem to get away with playing Supergirl.

  290. They don’t kill *all* the girls.

    They keep about half of ‘em, but they *do* bind their feet.

  291. WTF?! Flash keeps crashing – in both my browsers. It is locking everything up.

    FUCK YOU, ADOBE!!

  292. I’m having a hard time wishing Loughner didn’t have a better aim in respect to you.

    yup.

  293. Cute just bugs me.

    And perky drives me batshit. GAH!!!

    Early release of wine corks at the Casa de Aggie.
    Film at 6:00 (she’ll be on the floor LONG before 11:00 rolls around)…..

    HA!! Maybe if I drink enough, Teresa ;)

  294. wiser, there will never be another George Reeves.
    Balding, no visible muscle tone, yet he was perfect.
    http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/r/georgereeves/fabulous.jpg

  295. Carin, He calls her the Chi-com mom. He talked her about the precision of the kids in the Olympics he thought it was totalitarianism.

    Doesn’t want smart, mind numbed robots. He doesn’t want excelling for the state.

  296. Seriously, that guy was too fem to get away with playing Supergirl.

    He looks like Carrot Top’s Greek grandmother.

  297. Balding, no visible muscle tone, yet he was perfect.

    Really huge Granny panties hiding the obvious girdle….

  298. http://tinyurl.com/469mgng

  299. EU sends new calendars to schools. Lists all the Muslim, Hindu, Sikh, Jewish and Chinese holidays. Omits Christianity. http://tinyurl.com/4a3xguy

  300. Aggie, you look awfully perky today! Just so darn cute!

    Kiss my ass… ;)

  301. Thanks for the welcome!

  302. Well, I see you slackers are going to leave it up to me.

    Gemini, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass? And what is your major malfunction?

  303. Kiss my ass…

    **grabs Chapstick, puckers up**

  304. Here’s some faggy tune you fans of Irish-type music will like:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqInvZ9hY9Y

    Have a listen and punch yourself in the poon.

  305. Remember that “virtual fence”? No more. Only government could give up on a project that doesn’t actually exist and lose millions doing it. Money quote:

    “We know that we cannot continue to put out millions and millions of dollars of taxpayer’s money if we’re not confident that it’s really not going to work,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said in between feeling up old white grandmothers and pulling the colostomy bags off of veterans.

    http://tinyurl.com/47sw7pp

  306. EU officials have described the diaries as ‘a rather gross error’ but were at a loss to explain how it might have occurred.

    The diaries contain much information for modern-day youngsters aged between 12 and 16 – such as mobile phone costs, the dangers of the Internet and climate change.

    Well, they included the Religion of Gaia, didn’t they?

    And the whole “loss to explain” is bullshit. I was in Germany when the EU commies were discussing omitting ALL religious holidays, until the muslims bitched.

  307. Christie has ZERO chance of getting tenure reform through the NJ legislature. The Democrats in that august *spit* body are bought and paid for with teacher’s union dues.

    Time to outlaw public unions.

  308. Time to outlaw public unions.

    Correction:

    Long past time.

  309. Aggie, this one’s for you:
    (I couldn’t find a shorter clip – sorry!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNyj4FV56JY

  310. …..in between feeling up old white grandmothers and pulling the colostomy bags off of veterans.

    That part must have been left out of the article I read……

  311. You know how you got the feeling there was something wrong with the tone of the Tucson memorial service? You don’t know the half of it: http://tinyurl.com/463fqgq

  312. That part must have been left out of the article I read……

    I’d say that my editorial decision making in that case was of the “fake but accurate” kind. Except for the “fake”.

  313. Teresa, I have that outfit…

    Only the skirt and boots are black.

    I feel old.

  314. By the way, I was making a joke about this yesterday, but you just knew it was inevitable:

    http://tinyurl.com/4gdaxps

  315. The answer Hotspur is 18 anymore than that and I have a hard time sitting the next day

  316. Where are the boobs? Oh wait, there you all are!!

    Has anyone seen my wristwatch? Last time I had it, I was partying with xbrad.

  317. Today is dragging! Ugh why isn’t it 5 o’clock?

  318. from teh ebay link:

    Please Pray for healing.

    Please specify your size

  319. compos, you’ve never partied with me. I think I’d remember that.

    Have you checked the porta-john?

  320. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, soholyhandgrenadeofantioch.

    Here…. have a most excellent margarita and a toke of this.

  321. HM, I liked the Organizing for America blog post at my FB page. One leftard freind sent me a personal message telling me that “Berry didn’t mean it the way you rightwingers are implying.” I answered her with, “So it’s ok to equate the free market with slavery because it’s nuanced? It’s ok to say all of us want the same things, because it’s nuanced?”

    She never answered.

  322. Howdy Cozmo!

  323. Please Pray for healing.

    I am absolutely losing my fucking shit about everybody around me doing nothing but fucking emoting. I hate to admit it but I feel the same way every 9/11 Anniversary. Everybody has to get in touch with their damned feelings when what we should be “feeling” is fucking recoil.

  324. compos, you’ve never partied with me. I think I’d remember that.

    Have you checked the porta-john?

    That’s what roofies are for, my intoxicated and forgetful friend. Do me a favor, next time your on the crapper, if you hear a loud splash and *PLINK!*, do us a favor and mail our watch back to us. I’ll send you a six pack of Strohs if you bleach it first.

  325. Everybody has to get in touch with their damned feelings when what we should be “feeling” is fucking recoil.

    OUT-STANDING!

  326. Please specify your healing

    Please pray for our size

    FixT

  327. The answer Hotspur is 18 anymore than that and I have a hard time sitting the next day

    Well, allrighty then. You pass. Welcome aboard.

  328. Howdy Compos!

  329. Somebody give me admin privs so I can fix my your to you’re or, if one of you would be so kind as to help a mother out…

  330. I wish Uni would stop in.

  331. This watch was on your Daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

  332. Compos – STFU

  333. Dick beat me to it

  334. I’m calling bullshit on that ebay tee shirt. The ones at the campaign rally were Navy blue. That one is royal blue.

  335. Gemini – Have any nekkid pictures of yourself you would like to send to me?

  336. I drive a truck

  337. I took out the parts that might OFFEND

  338. STFU Dick

  339. Hiya Soholymoly and LC Aggie Sithter of the Sthufferin’ Sthuckatash!

    Does anyone remember how to develop real film? I got what I think is a circa WW II little Japanese camera and it still has film in it.

  340. Compos let’s get drunk

  341. Did King David “Pray for Healing” in the Psalms?

    Hell no! He prayed for smiting and shit. Everybody seems to look to God as some kind of cosmic psychotherapist. God’s the one who whispered in Oppenheimer’s ear “Dude. Carry the one.”

  342. It’s time to make the 401k mandatory, with every employer offering a plan and both employer and employee required to contribute

    Goddamn if that doesn’t sound a whole lot like……..social security. I’m already throwing 7% or so of my money down the shithole without any expectation of seeing a return. I have to rationalize it by deluding myself that it is helping to pay for my parent’s SS stipend and medicare costs. How much more do they want?

  343. Herr – Need a drink?

  344. I wish Uni would stop in.

    He used you and hasn’t called since. That bastard!

  345. God’s the one who whispered in Oppenheimer’s ear “Dude. Carry the one.”

    WINNAH!!!!

    Damn, Gemini ID confirmed ;)

  346. I do fibf I feel a binge coming on

  347. …when what we should be “feeling” is fucking recoil.

    +1 golf clap and a case of 7.62x51mm

  348. Goddamn if that doesn’t sound a whole lot like……..social security.

    More to the point, it sounds like teh eeeeviiilllll privatization of social security. I guess it’s o.k. when it’s “in addition to” but not “as a component of.”

  349. How much more do they want?

    The blood out of your remaining turnip.

  350. Mcpo why do you cheat on me with every woman on the blog?

  351. Compos let’s get drunk

    You want to ease into it? Or do you want to go with some Everclear punch with a beer bong chaser?

  352. Sohos – Is this still “Let’s Pretend that Gemini is New Here” time?

  353. I took out the parts that might OFFEND

    Communist!

    Ha!

    Seriously, we aim to offend. Not been around here long enough I take it.

  354. Comment by sohos on January 14, 2011 2:27 pm
    Compos let’s get drunk

    I think you left a couple of words out there, Sohita honey…..

  355. God’s the one who whispered in Oppenheimer’s ear “Dude. Carry the one.”

    HAhahahhahahha.

    I just sharted….

    Call me Compos.

  356. Yall are NO FUN! Cozmo lets ease into it slowly it lasts longer

  357. I think you left a couple of words out there, Sohita honey…..

    what are you talking about Fifw?

  358. I refuse to link to the Mediaite aholes, but you’ll be comforted to know they have THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED everything about the memorial t-shirts, so just movealong dot org yourselves eleventy!!111!

    They also misspelled Tucson in their metatags, but that’s unrelated to how f*cking stoopid they are.

  359. Cozmo lets ease into it slowly it lasts longer

    Mmmmmm…. sounds ambrosial and inviting. Bourbon for me, please.

    Call me Compos.

    OK, what’s your #?

  360. It’s 34 degrees an sunny.

    I thought you should know.

  361. Ok, guess it’s time for me to clean house and get the kids busy before they destroy what remains of my sanity (SYWM!!!).

    Thanks for the comments yesterday, and Brad, you need to contribute to the open thread, though I don’t think how you can beat Wiser.

  362. 55 and overcast here

  363. Jewstin, it’s time to take off the Santa hat, dude. You don’t want the kiddies referring to you as their crazy aunt.

  364. what are you talking about Fifw?

    “and screw”…..
    Or am I the only one who has heard that song?

  365. Easing into Gemini sounds pretty inviting.

  366. Hell no! He prayed for smiting and shit. Everybody seems to look to God as some kind of cosmic psychotherapist. God’s the one who whispered in Oppenheimer’s ear “Dude. Carry the one.”

    Excellent.

  367. Is there going to be a BBF today or should I renew my subscription to “Big Asses and Jugs”??

  368. This is only a test (unless it works).

    http://www.liveleak.com/e/8fe_1294763413

  369. Caution, previous link contains a streaker. DON”T LOOK ETHEL!!

  370. Test FAILure

  371. good lord woman! My mind didn’t even go that direction. Love Jimmy Buffet though

  372. TiFW. The following is a true story.

    Senior year in HS. Took my girlfriend to a dance. Back in the 70’s in my hometown, every organization and their dog used to sponsor a dance as a fundraiser. But I digress. DJ’s playing a bunch of hard rocking shit (which I heartily approve of) but I wanted something slow to dance to so that I might segue into a bit of horizontal dancing later on in the evening. If ya know what I mean. So I go talk to the DJ and make a request for The Commodores hit, “Three Times a Lady”. Hell of a slow dance tune. He tells me I’ll be up in about 4 songs. I count off three songs and then tell my girlfriend, “Let’s go dance. I requested this song especially for you.” As we’re walking out on to the dance floor that motherfucker cues up Johnny Paycheck’s “Let’s All Just Get Drunk And Screw.” She was not pleased. And she did not believe me when I tried to assure her that I hadn’t requested that shit. Total Clusterfuck. Went home shortly thereafter blueballed like a son of a bitch.

  373. “Everybody has to get in touch with their damned feelings when what we should be “feeling” is fucking recoil.”

    Herr is not a total douche.

  374. The link didn’t work? It worked for me.

    Try this.

  375. Herr is not a total douche.

    Uh. Thanks.

  376. That is my highest compliment.

  377. Compos, you emmeffer!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  378. *runs by mare and smacks her on the behind with a open stapler*

  379. Pendejo, thanks for the laugh! Sorry for your HS self –

    Gemini, believe it or not, I play a prim and proper lady in real life. You people are seeing “The Evil Captain Kirk”…..

  380. *runs by mare and smacks her on the behind with a open stapler*

    YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

  381. HA!! Love this guy:

    http://www.wcsh6.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=144438&catid=2&GID=AbsmrZD35FsY9YxfouoJtfBlQ5jESte30xrL4M5IT5I%3D

    Told the NAACP to “kiss his butt”!!

  382. Where is Rosetta with the eastern European hippos?

  383. Want me to put some Bactine on it?

  384. “UPS just dropped off my Handy Caddy”

    I’m psyched to get mine, Dick. All the other losers on this site will be lifting their stupid coffee pot to fill it, we on the other hand, will be gently gliding out our machines to fill them.

    Everyone is going to be soooooooo envious.

  385. “Want me to put some Bactine on it?”

    Yes, and while you’re at it, spray some directly into your eyes after rubbing hot peppers into them.

  386. just dont go peepee after that it will hurt

  387. Yes, and while you’re at it, spray some directly into your eyes after rubbing hot peppers into them.

    hahahaha! Texas has made you mean.

  388. Gemini would you look at this boil on my ass and let me know if it looks infected?

  389. woo hoo Mare fits perfectly in Texas!!!!!!

  390. Told the NAACP to “kiss his butt”!!

    Aggie, that 1 minute vid made my whole day :) Which is a good thing, because I’ve been kinda annoyed and crabby.

  391. Actually, Texas fits perfectly into Mare, the whore. :)

    *tries to run but can’t manage it very well due to laughing too hard*

  392. There Compos. Happy now?

  393. Actually, Texas fits perfectly into Mare, the whore.

    ouch! Texas is BIG

  394. *puts on spectacles* yes, you better got get that Lanced ;) asap

  395. Actually, Texas fits perfectly into Mare, the whore.

    OMG hahahahahahahahaha

  396. What is that, Jewstein? A snake with a can of Old Style stuck in its jaws?

  397. Hey, Compos:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOnBZTtgdsY

    *although that particular woman is a whore

  398. Puts a plus mark in Gemini’s scorebook book place.

  399. So, I buy a 3-D Blu-ray player only to find out that my brand-new TV is not capable of processing the 120Hz signal required. FML!

  400. “Don’t fuck it up.”

    Okay.

  401. It’s a squirrel drinking a can of old Style.

    Duh.

  402. Has anyone here posted a review of Resident Evil: Afterlife??

  403. Nope, not me, MCPO.

  404. Hug Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/4q8veve

  405. The world’s best post is up when you get tired of humping this piece of shit.

  406. I refuse to link to the Mediaite aholes, but you’ll be comforted to know they have THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED

    Tommy Christopher is pandering piece of shit with ZERO credibility. I’ll wait til I hear it from someone reliable, like God or Lindsey Graham.


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