XBrad showed up, Sohos went to bed. Coincidence? AgileDog didn’t think so. Then XBrad mentioned he had flashed her. Andy promptly left as well. There are some things that decent human beings shouldn’t be “exposed” to.
Geoff is a virgin. Follow:
- There is a “Hostagettes in Bubblebaths” tab.
- According to Geoff, it can only be seen by virgins.
- Geoff claims to have seen the “Hostagettes in Bubblebaths” pictures.
- Therefore, Geoff must be a virgin. (No doubt he is saving himself for Sarah Palin)
Latest “Can’t Fail” Hostage Business proposal: “Nekkid Pictures of Aggie Drinking Beer SOLUTIONS! ™”. (Actually, THIS one might work)
SeanM may be the person responsible for Parker Stephenson’s disappearance. His attorney has advised him to keep his big yap shut.
Clintbird had shrinkage. Up to his throat. Massive amounts of snow were involved.
Rosetta is going to assign MegaIndependent a Delta Chi nickname. MI asked Rosetta to be kind. Heh. Rosetta named him “White Swallow”, but “MIndy” has a nice, “fairy” sound to it, dontcha think? MI really didn’t want a “fairy”-sounding nickname.
The chicken crossed the road because she’s a whore, so Rosetta choked the chicken. (Wait – that didn’t come out right…..)
BiW tried to go all “street thug” in the middle of the night, but there are some things that even a Hostage can’t pretend to be.
It seems that Armed Geek takes over for Aggie after she goes to bed. Now THAT’S a blog buddy!
Leon gave out late night/early morning drinking Do’s and Don’ts, but based on results, apparently he’s not the best person to be giving out that kind of advice.
Dick wrote a magnificent poat with some very handy hobo-killin’ techniques, including the ever-popular “Ka-bar to the right-side 4th rib and liver” maneuver.
Herr pointed out that taking out the kidney involves much less noise on the part of the victim; Aggie prefers both noise and pain when it comes to her victims (bloodthirsty little wench, our Aggie).
Jake prefers liver with his Chianti.
The Hostage Nation got into a discussion of Content vs. Context. Great points were raised. Hackles were also raised. Blood was spared, and all lived to fight another day.
Judging from the pictures, AgileDog gives good snowblower.
Aggie started throwing flowers at Dick for his post; Dick wanted her to throw her panties.
Sohos forgot to plug her car in, so it wouldn’t start this morning (the vehicle, not the Hostagette). Catman blames gluten, but we all know who is really responsible for this. Damn you, Sarah Palin!
Car in did bi- and tri- today, but not before she had her morning coffee. Car in’s comment gave the Hostage men a little morning something, IYKWIMAITTYD.
The Chief finally showed up at the crack of noon, after a long day (and night) of birthday revelry. Sans pants, like a good little Hostage. Then he wanted to hump the horse that Herr rode in on (something about a gun?), so the party may not be completely over.
Michael and BiW started in again over the merits of the word “meritricious”. Or is it “meretricious”? Apparently it depends on whether you are using Webser’s dictionary or Webster’s dictionary.
Cathy graced us with her presence, but it seems she only did that because she is horny. Hostage men across the nation were falling all over themselves to make up for Michael’s shortcomings (or is it “short comings”? Better go check the dictionary….).
MJ says with Glocks, it’s all about “hand feel”. Aggie corrected MJ’s spelling. Cathy likes the dictionary that Aggie is using.
TiFW got behind a truck full of skunks this morning (the animals, not the Liberals – the animals smell better).
According to Michael, Herr’s pecker meat can be used as bait to trap skunks.
- Herr’s pecker is short, but nice and round – like a can of tuna.
- Exterminators bait skunk traps with tuna from a can.
- Q.E.D. – keep up, people…..
Jazz used to camp outdoors. Now he camps at Red Roof Inns (no skunks).
Wiser included a link to lengthen URLs. One wonders what happens in the event that a link lasts longer than 4 hours….
Beasn had a hard day at work, poor dear. Apparently her co-workers are doofuses.
Cathy told Michael he was wrong. Again.
Jazz stated the obvious: David Brooks is a douchebag.
Andy concurred, but reminded us that Mr. Brooks’ pants legs are perfectly creased.
Herr admires low self-esteem in a woman. Dick concurs, but he spells it E-A-S-Y.
Aggie’s a spewer. And she was taunting BiW about his length, but he hushed her up right quick, ‘cuz he didn’t want to have to explain certain things to Mrs. BiW. So Aggie gave BiW some balm instead.
XBrad wanted someone to bring teh funneh, but this poat don’t go up until after 5:00 CST. Be patient, grasshopper…..
Hotspur was trying to introduce Math! ™ into the equation again. He should know better than that with this crew. With Democrats, too. Logic isn’t their strong suit.
Wiser, as usual, was a day late and a dollar short. His “Together We Thrive!” idea laid an egg. And he forgot the power of the word Solutions! ™. Again.
Peej’s relatives are going to be surprised when they see Dick’s Flickr Photostream linked to hers. You’d think by now, Peej would know better.
Those other 7 states Obama keeps talking about? Befuddlement, bemusement, arousal, inebriation, and denial. Oh, and Sleepy and Dopey.
Andy nails it: Sarah Palin weaponized Facebook. “Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational social media platform.” Go ‘Cuda!
Wiser gets a slogan in 6 easy steps:
- To get one’s very own slogan, one must die.
- Jazz offers to “help” Wiser get a slogan.
- Hotspur gives Jazz the “tools” to help Wiser get his wish.
- Hotspur puts up a picture of a lovely piece of jewelry his daughter has crafted.
- Wiser besmirches Hotspur’s daughter’s handiwork.
- Wiser gets his slogan (we’re gonna miss ya!)
- Do I really have to spell it out for you? (All right – Q.E.D. Happy?)
We’re all thinking Wiser’s slogan should include the word “douche”.
And because he’s only been mentioned twice today:
(Just remember, PG, EVERYONE gets a ribbon in the Hostage Olympics……)
— THUS ENDETH TODAY’S LESSON —
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