Hostage Summary – January 31, 2011

When Hostages Drink. . Well, yesterday (Sunday) was a regular testosterone fest, with most of the day’s comments pertaining to generators, electricity, and snow/ice removal.  Most of the Hostagettes beat a hasty retreat from the discussion; occasionally one of the ladies would peek in, but they didn’t stick around for long.  We are all happy that [...]

Guy:“Double Dream Hands!!” Rosetta:*machine gun fire*

There is just enough time before today’s summary post for you to learn how to do this dance. Once you learn how to do that dance, drink a bunch of anti-freeze and then go lay down for a nap. WORST INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO EVER!! * I would like to introduce Mare’s new kitty cat.  Yet to [...]

Let’s see Rosie turn this into a sitcom.

Sunday Stupid

* I would embed this video but the pieces of shit at Sony Music Entertainment only want you to watch it on YouTube.  They have seriously prevented 75% of all music videos from being embedded here and I would like to take this opportunity to tell them to go fuck themselves. Russian Cossack soldiers from [...]

The first Hostage reality show

And, Hostages take over The Learning Channel

Hostage Summary – January 29, 2011

UncleFacts has gone to be with his mother, who is in the end stages of a valiant battle with Brain Cancer.  Hospice has told the family that her passing is imminent.  Please keep UncleFacts and his family in your prayers at this difficult time.

After-Action Report: The Losers

Did you ever wonder what a covert ops team would be like if the members were Hostages?  I didn’t either, but I found out last night, and I enjoyed the experience.  I’m not even sore this morning, and I don’t have a funky aftertaste in my mouth, either. The movie centers on a special forces [...]

Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey

The worst t-shirt ever. Saturday Morning Trip To Lefties Hall of Shame. Hold your nose! Do yourself a favor today, and feel better for it … punch a libtard in the poon!

As it has been demanded, so let it be done.

Starting this post with a cherished theme. And ending this post with something less.

British Invasion

Yeah, I know. . . Mare hates the Beatles. The Fab Four may have started the British Invasion, but they were not the onlyiest band that made an impact on my youth. Here are some others; Peter & Gordon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbLNPwi_r0   Some of this was really excellent music Gerry and The Pacemakers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loyRYFUYg9g The original [...]