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Best poat today!
Jeez, Dude. What are you feeding the elves? This poat reeks.
After catching up on the gift exchange thread last night, I was tempted to go figure out what happened to PDiddlySquat, but I used the time to zap her from POL instead.
Time to go dust the global warming off the car. BBL
Yeah, I miss her. She was fun.
ht, I was tempted to go figure out what happened to PDiddlySquat, but I used the time to zap her from POL instead.
I forgot about her, until she came and posted for us to not mention her.
Holy crap, it’s dark for this time of morning. Had to sleep on the couch last night, because something in the bedspread in our room here must be made from some sort of animal fiber.
I’m guessing the owner purchased said covering at the Kinney County Wool and Mohair here in town. Too bad TiFW is HIGHLY allergic to both items…..
Gonna have to borrow a cover from the MIL for the next week – I much prefer sleeping in a king-sized bed (a real luxury compared to the queen-sized bed at home) next to my sweetie!
Between staying up for the eclipse and not sleeping well on the couch, I’m TIRED…..
And may I say that one of my many blessings is that I ADORE my MIL? She is the sweetest thing ever – when her kids grew up and left home, she accepted the fact that they were adults, and never once has had a bad word to say about ANYONE who married (or not) into the family.
I am extremely lucky, indeed…..
Everyone go back to the previous thread and read my opening of my SS gifts poat.
Which I did all by my lonesome this morning.
Best SS gifts EVER.
I forgot about her, until she came and posted for us to not mention her.
OK, that was bizarre. As in “Help me I’m under attack by either a Rebecca Schaeffer-grade stalker or an Ike Turner-quality control freak”
TiFW – apparently my MIL is already having the worst Christmas ever because my one BIL is being a bit of a butthole.
I just can’t wait to go down there – 23rd & 24th. It’s gonna be a blast. @@
Jazz violated a man rule there. He has equipped a woman to pee in the woods standing up.
Extra points if you do it while a school bus passes.
Yea, I thought it was bizarre too.
I wasn’t curious, now I am.
I mean, shit. People just up and abandon us all the time. No biggie. We’re used to it.
Specially, noobs. They think they can make the H2 commitment, not realizing we’re gonna suck the marrow from their soul.
Herr – it’s gonna be so cool.
the H2 commitment;
Wiser will never get me that drunk.
Ouch.
http://tinyurl.com/2g9rbfn
Wiser will never get me that drunk.
It’s not the alcohol that gets ya.
It’s the rufies in the alcohol.
Tifw are you in Bracketville?
Wiser’s covering the Hollywood beat for us today?
I want to know the mystery
As a relative noob, let me say this: This place is entirely personality driven, and most personalities don’t fit. Giving a flying fuck, except as a gift, is almost certainly a mistake. (Except that it’s clear that among the regulars, genuine affection grows quite quickly, which is the essence of the “clique”). It goes beyond “thick skin” to encompass actually a fairly narrow cross-section of society as a whole, which is why the place is made up of only a couple dozen people.
There should be a “N00b Orientation Programme”. You know, with a video about “Good Touching, Bad Touching, and Aggie Touching”.
I want to know the mystery
I don’t think it had anything to do with anything that happened here. I think it was something in her real life that got in the way.
I genuinely believe that she enjoyed herself here and that no one is responsible for “running her off.”
Well, I understand Good Touching and Aggie Touching … but what is this Bad Touching of which you speak ?
I just re-read what I wrote and fully recognize it falls into the genre of “What Further Enlightenments Have Thee For Us, Dipshit?”.
I always find it interesting how people see this group as a whole. I know the majority of the people personally and I almost take for granted my acceptance and friendship here which is exactly where you want to be in any friendship. Notice I said almost it just means how comfortable I am that these people are truly my friends and in time of crisis family. Merry Christmas!
but what is this Bad Touching of which you speak ?
Goats bite.
*Thread dies as everybody runs out to pull their goats’ teeth*
I don’t think it had anything to do with anything that happened here. I think it was something in her real life that got in the way.
I genuinely believe that she enjoyed herself here and that no one is responsible for “running her off.”
You think we’re gonna let you off the hook that easily?
I think Herr is saying up there that we’re weird.
What a jackhole.
Hopefully this episode puts an end to Feldspar! you’re in POL.
Wiser, I think you’re right. But Sky moved, had meatspace stuff take precedence and still drops in and says hi every now and then. Others just quietly go away forever.
“Don’t ever mention my name again”, OTOH, makes me want to start a Cool Facts about Pdiddy thread.
You think we’re gonna let you off the hook that easily?
DAMMIT, I NEVER EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO GET ON HER BAD SIDE, BITCH!!!
“Don’t ever mention my name again”, OTOH, makes me want to start a Cool Facts about Pdiddy thread.
See, that’s exactly what I’m thinking.
People can post under different names, right
Mr Wiserbud?Richard?What I’m saying, is if she got “caught” or something … I mean, I suppose we could be embarrassing or something.
So find a different name to use.
I dun’t get it.
You know, when you eat breakfast at 5:30, by 8:40 I’m hungry again.
Ok, I’m going shopping. Wish me luck.
People can post under different names, right
Mr Wiserbud?Richard?I NEVER post under different names……
Ok, I’m going shopping. Wish me luck.
I need bagels.
Thanks.
Sohos, yeppers, we’re in beautiful (!) Brackettville, Texas – just like EVERY Christmas for the past 30 or so years…..
All of Mr. TiFW’s family lives relatively close by here, but we’ve always been about 7 hours away, so Christmas is one of the few times that everyone can get together. My folks used to live near Houston, but they always travelled up to see us (they live in North Carolina now), and my sister lived near us.
Mr. TiFW’s mom didn’t learn to drive until AFTER we got married (after she and his Dad got divorced), and nobody in his family really likes to drive on the freeways (unlike this city girl, who learned to drive on the freeways of Houston – NOTHING scares me!).
>> (I think Dave knew I was his SS because I’m not at all clever about being anon).
I know you and your sense of humor, which is awesome. Plus there were all those little clues that just pointed back to your personality,
like for example (random pick out of the many), your name on the packing slip.
Also I love the calendar. Expect a report on the maple-bacon caffeine-infused sucker later this week.
like for example (random pick out of the many), your name on the packing slip.
I figured as much. LOL.
That the sucker was caffeine-infused really sealed the deal. There were many bacon products to choose from at Think Geek.
It’s too cold for me to go shopping. Brr. I need someone to go warm up the car for me.
I missed the exchange last night, but I just want to thank A. Moron in Odessa for the thong. Glad someone finally got me something that fits.
Goat bites only hurt if they get ya with their back teeth. It’s actually fun to let them chew on your finger with their front teeth.
Also, why was seanpuffdaddy googling her name to see if she was being talked about. Does she get beat everytime we say her name?
Cuz that’s tempting
TiFW I figured out where you were when you said this: Kinney County Wool and Mohair here in town. My boss has a Ranch in Bracketville and I just paid a bill to that company. I am super sleuth!
Car in it is 85 degrees here….
It’s STILL raining here 3.5 inches on the way
I need to go back to sleep. I got the goats to shut up, but the cats won’t
PJM I tried to wear my bra this morning and it was too big for me now. Count piped in with “I thought your boobs looked smaller” he’ he’
Who is Pdiddy?
Man, why did Andy delete her from POL? I never got to see what she looked like
I missed the exchange last night, but I just want to thank A. Moron in Odessa for the thong. Glad someone finally got me something that fits.
Just don’t go bowling in it. Cut you right in half!
Mornin, H2 weirdos!
Oh too funny sohos! I’m just happy and jealous you were able to buy a size 36
“Who is Pdiddy?”
The person who shall not be named other than that psycho chick in Oregon
Good morning J’Ames!
You on an all nighter, PJM? You were still going strong when I left last night, and here you are again.
I hope to get back down to a 34! Wouldn’t that be teh awesome!
Effing goats woke me up
*holds feet still so cat won’t attack
Speaking of H2 traditions, Sean M has to quit giving me ideas of what to do to my coworkers in a fit of desperation with his “Did anyone blah blah blah to anyone today?” posts.
“I hope to get back down to a 34! Wouldn’t that be teh awesome!”
Totally!
*bares teeth
*sharpens knives
Just peachy!
Ok, going back to bed now
good night sweet pjm
>> Man, why did Andy delete her from POL?
Because she never should have been in there to begin with.
>> I never got to see what she looked like
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/josefeliciano.jpg
why was seanpuffdaddy googling her name
So PDiddlySquat is Jharles Cohnson from that Big Yellow Soccerball site??
Huh.
some insurance for random herr induced goat issues….
http://www.hiscoxusa.com/about-hiscox-insurance/
-morning-
So someone who was barely here left? What the fuck happened? Dammit, I need the facts.
How the heck do you all stay up so late and get up so early?
“Because she never should have been in there to begin with”
I’ll agree with you on that! I don’t know who keeps violating the “you must be a fairly long time, reasonably trustworthy commenter to get your picture in POL” rule, but they should knock it the eff off
*looks in the direction of California that always votes for Mary Bono Mack at a condo with a lad and his mum
There have been a lot of quick additions to the POL. I can think of several others that could disappear.
cocaine
Dave, I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
Plus: http://xkcd.com/386/
Specially, noobs. They think they can make the H2 commitment, not realizing we’re gonna suck the marrow from their soul
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I, For one,refuse to be sucked like a goat in a thong with a flying fuck…. Wait, how does this work again?!
There have been a lot of quick additions to the POL. I can think of several others that could disappear.
Pssst. I’m right here.
Eightballs
Xbrad asked me for POL almost immediately upon my arrival, but I’m sure he suspected that I would be awesome and stick around. Not like Jazz. That fucker has 9 yards of sand in his pussy.
Nah, don’t go disappearing anyone
OHiee Herr!!
Cubic yards or just 27 feet of bags laid end to end?
I was never good at math.
“I can think of several others that could disappear.”
bwahaha
It’s OK Cyn. I got used to people talking behind my back in prison.
I didn’t say I was gonna. I didn’t get asked for my pic for a few weeks, maybe months, after I was here.
Did we ever find out what the RIG is and why we dont have a password for it?
*Smooooches to Herr!*
*Smooooches to Herr!*
Another thing I got used to in prison.
never mind I just used my super powers to figure it out
“Xbrad asked me for POL almost immediately upon my arrival”
Which proves my point. Long ago, when we used to have behind the scenes emails about how to run this joint we agreed only one person will have ever been banned from this place and we’d never remove POL photos, however, they should not be added in the first place unless they were a trustworthy commenter. We agreed that even if you knew them for forever from another blog, it still didn’t matter, ya gotta be around for a while. Some people don’t want the world having access to their photo which was the point of the password. I hope that chick wasn’t given the keys too
What is rig sohos?
I’ve given up on sleep
I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!
“I didn’t say I was gonna”
I hadn’t seen your actual comment when I commented I just saw a quote of it
RIG is where we talk about PJM.
*Smooooches to Herr!*
Another thing I got used to in prison.
You know Cyn from prison? I learn the darndest things in here.
I hope that chick wasn’t given the keys too
Nope. Jus checked.
Actually, I believe it was put up by Sox and it’s a series of photos of the oil rig fire.
“RIG is where we talk about PJM.”
Oh wow! So it’s like Disneyland ?
Oh Gosh I remember submitting my Pol when this was Hostages v. 1
Honestly, I was surprised how quickly I was requested to give a PoL, and I was given the keys yesterday. You guys sure you know me well enough? I know a lot of you guys from Ace’s place years back, but that’s kind of the point of what PJM is saying.
Why on earth does RIG need a password then?
weird
Keep that under your hat, Jay. Or I’ll have to cut you.
Ace’s is a little different Herr, but tell me, who asked you to submit a POL photo?
I think the RIG pics needed passwording becuase it was still going on and a very big deal at the time and the person who put them there didn’t want it to be public knowledge.
That, or it was just to confuse you Peej.
”
Nope. Jus checked.”
Thanks cyn. I can’t do it on my iPhone
Okay, I’m outta here. This place sucks. You all suck. I can’t do the long haul. It’s just too sucky.
>>who asked you to submit a POL photo?
A couple various people were giving me shit for not doing it, IIRC. I actually waited a little while.
Isn’t hotspur cute when he fakes a snit?
”
A couple various people were giving me shit for not doing it, IIRC. I actually waited a little while”
*scribbles with pencil
*looks up
It’s ok. You can blame hotspur and cyn if you want. You’re not in trouble
Tell me where they touched you
Exactly where I paid them to.
Okay, I’m outta here.
I thought he’d never leave.
Tell me where they touched you
Wait. Wait. Let me get the recorder going….
There have been a lot of quick additions to the POL. I can think of several others that could disappear.
*tries to look inconspicuous*
*tries to look inconspicuous*
Not with those toes, you’re not! You going showing your bare feet to some of the freaks around here, and you’re in real trouble.
So, I wonder if I should be concerned about coughing up a tiny spot of blood this morning?
RIG is the Righteous Indignation Group.
So, I wonder if I should be concerned about coughing up a tiny spot of blood this morning?
Only if your health and life insurance aren’t paid up, or you have a kick-ass tee time scheduled soon.
This happen often, Chief?
First, check to see if it’s actually a bit of pimento. If not, call a doctor. That’s not a good thing.
Damn….my assistant is smoking hot today…and she’s not wearing pants.
I am going to tell the judge it was “entrapment”
Herr M. already touched on this, but there are a couple of categories of non-Hostages that merit consideration when discussing POL.
Folks like Herr that are “known” from Ace’s or other sites are different than the random de-lurker. Like syphilis is different than gonorrhea, maybe, but different nonetheless.
So I don’t really have an issue with putting Herr’s picture in POL, but this recent trend of putting someone no one knows from Adam in there after their 2nd comment has got to stop.
Also, RIG is Sox’s oil well fire pictures. IIRC, PattyAnn created it and Sox may have requested that they not be public. It was neat at the time, but I’d be fine with whacking the whole thing or hiding it, if that’s possible.
Never happened before. Not pimento.
Chief–if it’s very dry in your house, it may be coming from your throat. I have had that happen to me in the wintertime.
Cyn – Could be. Gas heat has been going nearly non-stop for 2 months.
Chief, it says right here in the draft Obamacare manual that it’ll be fine if you just rub some dirt on it.
Sometimes a bad cough can rupture small blood vessels in the throat. Medication (or alcohol) can make that easier to do. Was it a bad cough?
Certainly something to keep an eye on.
Good point on the blood. If your lungs feel OK, it’s probably just that.
DinT – Yeah, got the smoker’s cough in the morning.
Bloody lung-butter would be a problem though.
Ace’s and IB are fine, other blogs, like the Rottweiler and such no, unless they’ve been around the hostages a good long time, it wont kill them to wait a couple months to be added.
We also agreed not to whack anything, ever, hiding is fine
What HM said, bright red, little dab.. probably nothing. Out of the lung, quite another concern.
I never bought into DiT’s philosophy that cough drops worked better if taken rectally, but you may want to try that, Chief. He knows his shit.
It’s not a “philosophy”, it’s just a working theory.
Not with those toes, you’re not!
The toes are safely hidden in fuzzy slippers throughout the winter.
>> It’s not a “philosophy”, it’s just a working theory.
Do you have a newsletter?
We also agreed not to whack anything, ever,
*stares at hands*
Way to marginalize my talents.
Oh Geoff, sorry, in your case, whacking off is fine
It’s not a sin if you don’t actually touch it, right?
UN Evacuated Due To Suspicious Odor
Totally unrelated: British Ambassador sponsors UN luncheon
It’s not a sin if its just the tip, right?
Is anyone having problems with their gmail account? All of my mail client are rejecting the stored password, and I never changed it.
Hope I’m not being hacked.
Mine’s working fine, Hotspur.
Did you try plugging it in?
Is the tip bigger than 3 inches TBOM?
Gmail working here, too, so I think Andy is trying to hack you.
It’s not a sin if she doesn’t get pregnant, right?
>> We also agreed not to whack anything, ever,
Oh fine, hit me where I live.
No problem with Gmail here either.
Whacking or Shrinkage?
Discuss.
MCPO, though hopefully it’s nothing, call your doctor.
gmail just fine
“Good Touching, Bad Touching, and Aggie Touching”.
W…T…F…??
And good morning.
this recent trend of putting someone no one knows from Adam in there after their 2nd comment has got to stop.
Well, not sure where I fit into this, but Brad requested a pic of me the first night I begin to comment here, though he knew me from other sites, Andy.
If there was overstep, I will be more than happy to throw Brad to the wolves.
I will be more than happy to throw Brad to the wolves.
Ouch!
PJ’s just acting out because there’s more wimmens here than she’s comfortable with.
Brad requested a pic of me the first night I begin to comment here
Clearly, you were giving good comment that night.
Clearly, you were giving good comment that night.
Everyone but Brad and BisW thought I was a guy, so maybe…
Says suspicious activity has been detected and my account has been shut off. I was only trying to contact Julian Assange. WTF
It’s not a sin if you shower within five minutes, right?
As a matter of decorum, I declined the offer to be administrator of this site after my first day of delurkation. I awarded myself 9,567 points and made myself some whole wheat waffles and felt up Aunt Jemima as reward.
“Date night” is when you use your other hand.
Shit, I declined being an admin here, but Brad insisted.
*throws Brad’s wolf-eaten carcass under the bus, twice*
“PJ’s just acting out because there’s more wimmens here than she’s comfortable with.”
*puffs chest
Apparently I got one less to deal with as of last night, or weeks ago, I’m not sure
“Date night” is when you use your other
handfist.FTFY
Aggie, you’re fine
Now
Damn! They are calling for snow on Christmas day and the day after.
Peej, check your gmail, please….
“Blind date night” is when you use your other hand after you sit on it for 10 minutes till it’s numb.
I have now been on the phone for 45 minutes trying to get money out of Blue Cross of Kazakhstan. My God these call centers are the fucking pit.
“Blind date night” is when you use your other hand after you sit on it for 10 minutes till it’s numb.
hahahaha….10,000+ points
Wiserbud, I got an email from classmates.com
Nuthin from you. I can’t get in chat because I’m on my iPhone because pjd is taking a test for school this morning
MOM!!! DAVE’S WRITING THE NEW ARMY DADT FIELD MANUAL AGAIN!!!
Aggie, you’re fine
Now
*smiles nervously at PJM*
*gives her Khalua and milk*
*starts praying*
Don’t hold your breath waiting for PJM to respond to your email. . . just sayin’
Wiserbud, I got an email from classmates.com
Nuthin from you.
Oh, I didn’t send you an e-mail. I just wanted to make you go somewhere else for a while….
Seriously, you should have one from me now.
I am sorry I missed the “Opening of Misty Presents” last night. I did get my SS gift and it was a Big Builder toy remote control CATerpillar tractor.. get it… a CAT-er-pillar..
Ha ha ha!… dicks..
Just for the record: Weasel-petting jokes aren’t really all that funny when your wife is seven months pregnant.
“Double Date Night” is when you use your other hand and climax on a full length mirror.
On the contrary HM, that makes them even funnier.
Big Builder toy remote control CATerpillar tractor
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I got granny undies, which are going on a flagpole
I have now been on the phone for 45 minutes trying to get money out of Blue Cross of Kazakhstan
So health care calls are now like the new credit card commercials, with the Eastern European proprietor? Great!
She let you live, HM, so there’s that.
Herr, she doesn’t have the combination to the gun safe does she?
Because I’m a-thinkin’ we may just have found the cause of the 870 “accident”.
Ah, so it appears that lots of presents got opened in a fit of passion last night. For those of us with a little more….errr, ummm….staying power, what’s the plan? Same time skedjule as last night? Or should I just open The Package right here & now?
Jakeman, I would open it RIGHT NOW, before PJM goes insane.
Damn! They are calling for snow on Christmas day and the day after.
What? Did you have to cancel a tee time or something? Most people dig snow on Christmas day.
before PJM goes insane.
WAY too late for that.
AD – We are supposed to drive to WV to visit some long-time friends. Our first chance to see their kids in over 15 years.
that makes them even funnier.
And true.
She let you live, HM, so there’s that.
Only out of spite.
*gives her Khalua and milk*
*starts praying*
*puuuuurrrrrrrrs
Oooooh…. I got PJM to purr…..
*waits for the pervs*
AD – We are supposed to drive to WV to visit some long-time friends. Our first chance to see their kids in over 15 years.
Isn’t WV just a couple hours from your house? 15 years?
*waits for the pervs*
Why wait, we’re all right here!
Oooooh…. I got PJM to purr…..
You can make PJ purr with 2 “D” batteries and a Klondike bar…its really no big deal
Isn’t WV just a couple hours from your house?
To get to WV from MI requires a trip through northern Ohio. I’d just send a card, too.
You can make PJ purr with 2 “D” batteries and a Klondike bar…its really no big deal
Oh yeah?? Well, I made her purr with only the power of my words, TBOM.
HA!!!
*gives PJM more Kahlua*
poor pjd is trying to take a test online. They have the webcam on him. They actually make him type before he takes the test to measure his keystrokes, they have to be able to see his face and keyboard, they just called him on the phone to tell him they need to see his mouse too.
gah
Tell him to make sure the yellow star isn’t obscured by any outergarments.
TBOM – About an hour and 40 minutes away. Because of where the town is located, we have to drive through Antietam. . . not sure about that road in bad weather.
PJM – Go in and flash your tits. That’ll make ‘em forget about the mouse.
Chief, my best friend lives in Indianapolis, about an hour 20 minutes. I haven’t seen him in about 5 years. Pathetic, ain’t it?
Herr M – Yes it is. You should be ashamed of yourself, you selfish bastage!
Eh. I have so many other things to be ashamed of that they all kind of jam up at the door to my shame room so none of them can get in. Like a Who concert, but without tickets.
One of my bestest friends from HS lives 30 mins from me, and we have yet to visit since I moved here four years back.
Actually, Aggie, I didn’t mean you were fine “for now” I meant, you’re fine. period.
Wow, pjm, hardest online test ever! If they are so concerned about this, why don’t they require an on-site test.
All the online tests I ever took never required a webcam, or any semblance of security. They sure got fancy!
Tell him to make sure the yellow star isn’t obscured by any outergarments.
well, he was able to gain access to his account by swiping the bar code tattoo on his hand. At least that part works
WHEW
Time to take Jakeson to the orthodontist and close the MetalMouth chapter of his adolescence. See ya in a bit.
SS present is STILL unopened. Sorry Peej
Actually, Aggie, I didn’t mean you were fine “for now” I meant, you’re fine. period.
*sends PJM three bottles of Khalua, four cases of Snickers, and a voucher for free babysitting good until 2030*
They do have an online test site you can go to, but once we work out the bugs, this should be ok.
I guess they want to keep their accreditation since it’s a strictly online university.
http://www.wgu.edu
swiping the bar code tattoo on his hand
Hand. Forehead. It’s all good.
SS present is STILL unopened. Sorry Peej
I hope your kids’ brace time gets extended for four more years because of that!
WGU? Good online university, PJM.
What is PJD’s test for?
Chief, go get your tobacco stained lungs x-rayed. You may as well have a baseline picture.
That’s where I’m going too Aggie.
How did you know about it? Seems like no one does and it’s a shame.
He just started and he has no college classes at all, so he’s seeing if he can test out of his first class. I’m not sure what it is. I think it’s math, English or business law?
I’m getting some computer certifications because it’s free thanks to you good people who are supporting my poor ass.
Please don’t kill me for that
Beasn – I get a yearly chest X-ray due to asbestos exposure in the Navy.
It wasn’t nice to rub that in was it?
and a voucher for free babysitting good until 2030*
Oh, yer gonna regret that…
It wasn’t nice to rub that in was it?
Yer just an evil bitch today, ain’t ya?
I know about WGU because it was founded by state governors, PJM. One of which was ours, Rick Perry. And it’s awesome because it’s non-profit.
testing out of basics is a great idea, too. And I certainly do not mind you getting your certifications!!
Just share the Khalua, ok?
and a voucher for free babysitting good until 2030*
I think what that means is she’ll be around to change my Depends. I plan on being incontinent by then, like MCPO.
Ohio and NY each lose 2 House seats. We can thank Bob Fucking Taft for that. May he drown in the piss of a thousand kegs.
Okay, someone haxxored my gmail account and spammed a shitload of people in my sent mail folder. If you got spammed, I apologize.
Just share the Khalua, ok?
*grimaces
*sucks air thru teeth
Oh, I don’t know. Um, ack, I guess.
Texas gets four more seats.
No change in California. Fuuuuu….
*grimaces
*sucks air thru teeth
Fine….I’ll settle for a snickers wrapper.
It’s stupid that you can only test out of a certain amount of classes at most universities. WGU lets you test out of as many as you can. It’s knowledge based, not credit hours based
If they weren’t counting los illegales, Cali would have lost 5 or 6.
Fine….I’ll settle for a snickers wrapper.
That sounds like a good feature for H&B … videos of Aggie licking chocolate off of snickers wrappers.
Fine….I’ll settle for a snickers wrapper.
hahahaha, nonsense. I’m feeling rather generous. You can lick the shotglass that held the kalhua.
Good Morning, Ho-ho-Hostages. Late to the party, again.
From previous thread, Car in asked… I’ve got this wild idea to get my belly button pierced. Yea or nay?
Car in. I say Yea. Go ahead and do it. Don’t know you real well, but think it fits your attitude.
Got mine pierced about 5 years ago and like it especially when in a bikini or low cut jeans or shorts. Some gals have a hard time with it ‘healing.’ My sis never did get her’s to heal and eventually took out her jewelry and it closed up right away. I don’t wear anything in mine most of the time now, but it stays ‘open’ and I can slip jewelry in there whenever I want. It’s sexy, but can be painful if it gets tugged on too much.
That sucks hotpur.
videos of Aggie licking chocolate off of snickers wrappers.
Wow, I can feel the tire treads….
Mine didn’t heal and it hurt like a bitch getting it done……course back then I had a nice taut belly. Course I do again, but only because it’s artificial. I’m like a robot.
I can’t wear earings either. I suck.
Get it done carin. I bet you’d look cute like I’m certain cathy does!
where are you guys seeing who gained and lost seats?
I don’t see it on Nick Jr. OR Cartoon Network
The track pad on my MacBook Pro is awesome.
There are no right or left click buttons, just one big pad. If you:
tap with one finger = left click
tap with two fingers = right click
move two fingers up and down = vertical scroll
move two finger side to side = horizontal scroll
move three fingers up and down = page up / page down
move four fingers side to side = all open applications
move four fingers up = desktop
move four fingers down = all open windows
PJM:
http://2010.census.gov/2010census/data/apportionment-data-text.php
You rock aggie! thanks!
>> Okay, someone haxxored my gmail account and spammed a shitload of people in my sent mail folder. If you got spammed, I apologize.
So that offer for a free BJ wasn’t really from you?
Here’s a video of my 50th birthday when my daughter reveals her new belly button ring.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOKRo6Y1QV0
So that offer for a free BJ wasn’t really from you?
I’ll admit it, that made me snort
Massachusetts loses a seat. A grateful nation rejoices!
What Hostage/ette lives in Odessa TX?
Hotspur, is that PG?
because I’m a dumbass, when is it good to lose a seat and when is it bad?
why is it bad california has no change, but good if MA lost one?
I don’t know. The package was from A. Moron. Is that where he lives?
I thought about getting a belly button piercing. I passed on it, thinking I was too old for one.
It’s good when Blue States lose a seat, and bad when they don’t. It’s REALLLLYYYYY bad when they gain a seat.
thanks hotspur. Short and to the point.
Aggie, if you got the tummy for it. why not?
I really wish I could get rid of my tattoo. I feel ridiculous with it and I’m pretty sure it’d be cost prohibitive to get rid of it.
>> why is it bad california has no change, but good if MA lost one?
It would (may) be good if CA were to lose some in favor of Texas or another red state. I say “may” simply because CA has some GOP districts but a Dem.-controlled legislature that will try to squeeze the change out in a way that causes minimal losses for the Dems.
OTOH, Massachusetts now has 10 districts with 10 Dem. representatives. There’s a 100% chance that a Dem. loses his seat, and that is a good, good thing for the country.
*pats self on back for taking one for the team*
Back from shopping again.
There’s something disconcerting to me about seeing a middle-aged broad with her belly button pierced, but then again, I do like to see them nekkid.
If I got it done, who would see it ‘cept my husband?
This rain is insane. Seriously, there’s gonna be some serious flooding going on
Besides, it took this long to get my belly in shape to be pierced.
So, who knows who lives in Odessa?
If I got it done, who would see it ‘cept my husband?
don’t act like you don’t walk the streets and the gym half naked.
and seriously, I’m SURE you have the tummy for it. Why is it any different than ear piercing? And if you don’t have the tummy for it, the layer of flab would cover it anyways, so really, no one would see it
Aggie, if you got the tummy for it. why not?
Because I just know if I put a ring there, Hubby will attach a chain to it like a leash. The man is devious.
If a piercing is OK by Cathy, it’s ok by me.
>> So, who knows who lives in Odessa?
Hotspur, I’m 99% sure that’s PG. He’s the only West Texas Hostage I know of, plus he’s incommunicado right now.
Hotspur, Pendejo Feliz navidad, Bitches lives in Odessa area.
Car in’s a streetwalker?
OH – I email Jazz this morning – he wanted me to tell his SS that he’s saving his gift until Christmas, ’cause he doesn’t have that much to open.
He also said he’d be back after New years.
By then he’ll have dug all that sand out of his ‘gina.
I really wish I could get rid of my tattoo.
I actually have to have mine added to. When the third kid was born, and we were all done, I got their names on my left upper arm……….
apparently my kids have never seen Michelle Obama before, not sure why, but I just heard a shout from the living room
“OUGGHHH Michelle Obama’s UGLY!!!!
“ARGH, yeah she is”
“Who is that?”
“Obama’s wife”
“ICK”
thanks for traumatizing my children Disney channel
By then he’ll have dug all that sand out of his ‘gina.
I don’t know about that. Seems like some might get stuck. It is 9 yards, after all. You can’t dig all that out in a week and a half.
Because I just know if I put a ring there, Hubby will attach a chain to it like a leash. The man is devious.
HAHAHA!
Seriously, if a woman really wants to feel sexy and coveted by men, she should superglue a quality multi-function remote to her forehead and carry around a cooler full of Mexican beer, or just get nekkid.
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I never got the odd piercings, either. Or tattoos on women. Men have tattoos, not women, particularly if said men used to kill people for a living.
Hahahahaha
Dick wins the Internetz!
thanks for traumatizing my children Disney channel
HAHA! My youngest was watching tv and I heard him shout out “Shut Up Michelle”. I asked him what he was talking about.
It’s good to get your kid straight at a young age.
Seriously, if a woman really wants to feel sexy and coveted by men, she should superglue a quality multi-function remote to her forehead and carry around a cooler full of Mexican beer, or just get nekkid.
Hahahahaha
Dick = never at a loss for words
I email Jazz this morning – he wanted me to tell his SS that he’s saving his gift until Christmas, ’cause he doesn’t have that much to open.
ok, that’s just sad
I don’t know, I kinda dig the piercings and the occasional tattoo.
Of course, if you cover the whole arm, back or neck, or resemble anything I might take fishing and use to catch something, all bets are off.
They think they can make the H2 commitment, not realizing we’re gonna suck the marrow from their soul.
That made me laugh! Thanks Car in.
*Michael fondly remembers having marrow in his soul*
just get nekkid.
Cheap and works.
I have only one piercing on each ear, and no others, and no tattoos. Too boring a life, I guess.
I don’t think Michelle is that unattractive. Unless she is scowling. Which is all the time.
OK, so I just talked myself out of that one.
Okay, one of you chicks fill me in on this belly button crap.
Dick, for me it was bling. And knowing full well it would hurt to get it, it shows I’m part of the tough-bitch-club that puts up with pain for the bling.
You should have seen the faces of my surgeon and anesthesiologist when they both asked about piercings before my recent surgery and both did a double-take when I said I was pierced there, but sans- jewelry at the time. Reaction = PRICELESS!!
I thought about getting a belly button piercing. I passed on it, thinking I was too old for one.
I say do it. It will add some hotness to the three-way we are planning.
It will add some hotness to the three-way we are planning.
WE being the operative word, Darling. Aggie and I will need to ‘talk’ first before there is agreement on this…
Humn … why piercing?
I think – like much jewelry/makeup/clothes – they make a woman feel sexy.
And you *do* like it when we feel sexy, right?
It will add some hotness to the three-way we are planning.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Glad you both liked it. I was sweating bullets, thinking it was going too far.
I’ve got to get shopping again.
{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}
I’ll be right by the piercing place.
I’ll chicken out, so don’t get essited.
I don’t know, Carin…
Wearing pearls and an apron makes me feel sexy.
Mock them once for me, Dick. I can’t afford to give out a good mocking this year.
Hmm, Michael, why is IB down?
Glad you both liked it. I was sweating bullets, thinking it was going too far.
Aggie, it was awesome. We love your fun-ness. Thanks, Sweetie.
Michael will want to say ‘thanks’ in person, I’m thinkin’…
I’ll be right by the piercing place.
Just. Do. It.
Imagine what your kids will think – it will freak at least one of them out at some point. It’s worth it for that alone.
WP sites were down for a bit.
Michael will want to say ‘thanks’ in person, I’m thinkin’…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*makes plan for road trip*
WP is being naughty. I got kicked off the island.
Imagine what your kids will think – it will freak at least one of them out at some point. It’s worth it for that alone.
AD is absolutely right on this. Do it for the children!
Why does Dick get to be the judge?
Not that Aggie isn’t adorable or anything
but who picked him as judge?
Why does Dick get to be the judge?
There are rules here?? I thought this was Lord of the Flies on Meth for the intertubewebnets?
PJM, the judgements are so much fun when handed down! Kinda like what you want to hear in the Supreme court at times.
Just as long as you DON’T pierce your tongue. Your tongue is an ORGAN
I want/Need a nap.
Your tongue is an ORGAN
Waaaay low hanging fruit there.
But technically, skin is also an organ.
Who gave WordPOS teh AIDS?
I blame mare!!!!!
>who asked you to submit a POL photo?
Instead of me submitting one could you just use google images to search for “Hasselhoff” and use one of those?
I am going to pass out at my desk
Howdy John!
Are you a lurker coming out of the closet?
Why does Dick get to be the judge?
He isn’t. We, here on the blog, and Kelley, at their home, just let him think that he has some control. It makes him much more agreeable and easier to manipulate.
Sort of like MCPO, but involves less Alzheimers….
search for “Hasselhoff” and use one of those
Like this one?
I de-lurk about every other month to talk shit about Total.
AD, that should be filed under “things that can’t be unseen”.
I feel like hammered cat shit.
>Like this one?
I got less hair, OK none, but yeah, that’s good.
MCPO, maybe you should go to the doc, if you are still feeling bad.
I think you need to go find out why you coughed up blood
I got less hair, OK none, but yeah, that’s good.
Dad? Is that you?
I feel like hammered cat shit.
You can start drinking again at 5:00 p.m.
Trying to call in to schedule with my PCM. Only a single phone line into the Army clinic. . . cuts down on the annoying requests for appointments.
I feel like hammered cat shit.
Well, you look like hammered bird shit. Coughing up blood will do that to ya. Put in a request to see the doctor now. Maybe he’ll get to you before the death panels do (or the tumor).
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ok, who killed the poat???
*makes note to NEVER link Hasselhoff pics*
I’m here. Just lurking.
Aggie, I sent that pic to Cyn.
I know what this thread needs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
Aggie, I sent that pic to Cyn.
Thanks, Brad. If anyone else inquires about it, you have permission.
*SMOOOOCH*
Hawtness Aggie!
Xbad check you emale
Staying up til 2 am for teh lunar eclipes is killing me today.
I’m gonna snuggle up to Sohos and take a nap.
44 minutes on hold. Fucking cost containment.
Dang. I didn’t really wanna share that…
>> It will add some hotness to the three-way we are planning.
Two women at once? Not a chance in hell.
I prefer to disappoint women one at a time.
Just don’t share your Ebola-AIDS. TYVM
**wipes snot all over Dave**
Better, Cyn?
Cyn, what did you get from your SS?
I prefer to disappoint women one at a time.
Do what I do: don’t give them time to be disappointed.
*takes three steps away from Dave*
We’re good.
Hey Spur–I got an adorable white apron that says Team Bacon–Sizzle on it from Roamicita.
Who was your SS?
Good thinking, Herr. You can save a lot of time if you skip that “foreplay” crap.
Michigan was the only state to lose population from 2000 to 2010. Thanks, Jennifer.
We’re blown away.
I think it was Pendejo. I got a thong that will hold a four foot dong. First piece of clothing I ever got that fits.
>> I prefer to disappoint women one at a time.
But instead you get to disappoint the same one over and over and over again…
You can save a lot of time if you skip that “foreplay” crap.
Your words are strange to me. Fourplay?
I got a thong that will hold a four foot dong. First piece of clothing I ever got that fits.
HAHAHA!
Oh. You were serious.
How YOU doin’!
But instead you get to disappoint the same one over and over and over again…
Hell, even my hand says “Oh alright. Make it quick”.
Fuck it. I’ll try again tomorrow.
Hahahahahahaha
Chris Christie: “Eat me you liberal mother bastards.”
I don’t think it’s nufin serious Chief. Especially since you get checked every year anyway. Put out some nice steam to get the house moistened up and then invest in a few (or one big) vaporizer.
Pendejo was our recipient. Where the hell is he?
>> Fourplay?
“begging”
>> Fourplay?
“begging”
“Whining” is what the Frau calls it.
PG is on a cruise right now Michael.
My SS recipient isn’t here either but should be back after the first of the year.
Pendejo is on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico, I believe, rewarding himself for graduating a daughter from college.
Cyn – Got a small humidifier running. I usually only use one at night.
Thanks Cyn.
Have I mentioned lately that I love you?
I’m pretty sure it was re-gifted knowing that cheap-ass PG. When he gets back Ima ask him.
Hope like hell I don’t get a Hostagette next year.
*puts thong in bottom drawer of desk*
Here’s what you can expect under ObamaCare:
1. Used to being able to call your Doctor’s Office and make an appointment?
Forget it.
2. Wanna spend two days trying to schedule routine tests conducted quarterly?
We can do that
3. Want to have every drug you take and every bit of treatment outside of your G.P.’s exam room reviewed by a “cost containment” committee?
Yeah, we can do that too!
Welcome to your future!
BTW, someone else can run Secret Santa next year.
Dang, what a day. 78° at my house right now.
I nominate xBrad for Secret Santa Coordinator 2011.
BTW, someone else can run Secret Santa next year.
I volunteer to pick names out of a Hostagette’s bra.
I volunteer to pick names out of a Hostagette’s bra.
Okay, but Rosetta will be wearing it at the time.
someone else can run Secret Santa next year.
Thank you for doing it this year.
Thanks, AD.
I’ll kill you last.
Jeebers, I neglected to say THANK YOU to XBrad. Well done, sir.
Thanks, AD.
I’ll kill you last.
Let me do it for putting that image in my head. Then kill me last to get it out.
I’ll kill you last.
Well, you at least have to wait until I get my gift.
I don’t know, Carin…
Wearing pearls and an apron makes me feel sexy.
Yes. Exactly. that works for you.
I honestly wouldn’t feel too hot in an apron.
I’m very short waisted.
“BTW, someone else can run Secret Santa next year.”
I sure hope so. Although my present was certainly the best ever!
What’s even better? Pjd’s company is so effed up, his paycheck in his new position paid him $7.69 an hour. Hello?!?! He’s supposed to get quite a bit more per hour, hell Minimum wage is $8
I’m very wasted.
Step away from the egg nog and rum.
Haircut at 4. Gym. Then more kid running around.
When is this over?
No Michael you have not.
Jeebers, I neglected to say THANK YOU to XBrad. Well done, sir.
Indeed. Thank you Xbrad.
I honestly wouldn’t feel too hot in an apron.
I’m very short waisted.
If you are only wearing an apron, that won’t matter much.
I’m sorry, that was rude of me, great job on the SS b-rad!!
*golf claps
Thank you, xBad.
A fine job, xbad.
ScottW & LauraW Community Theater
scottw and lauraw are at their store; conversation occurs in passing while working
lauraw: Babe, will you cook up those stuffed sole filets in the freezer for dinner tonight?
scottw: (groans) Why do *I* have to boil it?
lauraw: …nevermind babe I got it.
Why would one “boil” a stuffed filet?
OK, I’m running out of steam. I’ll try to check in later.
Try not to let Laura set Scott on fire.
Beautifully done, Scott. Another good line is “That’s 7 minutes at 50% power, right?”
That’s cuz you got sole Laura
Oh man, I’m good
DING DING DING MCPO
No Michael you have not.
Well, I’m sorry about that. I wish to make amends.
I love you, Cyn.
There, I said it.
To be more specific, when I say “love” what I mean is that I want to make you my sex slave. But it is definitely a positive feeling towards you.
>> Thank you for doing it this year.
Crap! Pretty rude of me.
Thanks, xbrad, for the Secret Santa coordination. Excellent job, given the monumental cat herding exercise involved (no offense Sox, catman, etc.).
Thanks for organizing SS, Xbad. Ya done good!
Preheat oven to 400. Place filets on cookie sheet, cook for 6 minutes a side.
Hahahahaha. Well played, Scott!
Car in–go with the long apron and there’s no issue with the waist line
*nods knowingly*
Cyn, when I tell you I love you, you may rest assured that while I find you quite attractive, what I really mean is that you cook bacon and stroganoff better than anyone I know, and you fetch beers and juiceboxes with the best of them.
Cyn & Michael: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXsEO2eKo4
Sends Xbrad a flaming Arrow of Merit for Secret Santa duty!
* hopes it misses TV
BTW … Socks got catman? Mighty fishy….
what I really mean is that you cook bacon and stroganoff better than anyone I know, and you fetch beers and juiceboxes with the best of them.
Man, I wish I knew how to sweet-talk a woman like that.
I love you too MIchael.
Man, I wish I knew how to sweet-talk a woman like that.
You kiss lots better than your Mom.
HAHA! “Call me when you have no class”
*calls phone company to disconnect service*
“Too bad my Hostage couldn’t hang with the playful adults. (if I would’ve known she was gonna bail I would’ve saved the cash)”
I hear you! I got robbed, she sent me nuffin
Agile Dog here?
Our ACDs are shedding in clumpies around their rear haunches. Wonder if his are too.
I hear you! I got robbed, she sent me nuffin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_7xqqt1Vgs
ACD: cinder blocks with lit rockets strapped to them, in cute little doggie costumes, A.K.A. Australian Cattle Dogs.
Yes, laura, ours are shedding again – Beta normally has a very nice dark coat – right now these tufts of light brown undercoat are working their way out
Wonder what Scott is cooking for dinner?
http://tinyurl.com/258tfgs
I swear. This place is deader than Brewfan’s libido.
haha. I’m wondering what I’m cooking too. Corn flakes look real good right now.
MCPO – My guess is everyone is in and out…
I’m trying to finish up laundry and vacuuming today.
Cathy – I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!
My guess is everyone is in and out…
Everybody but me……. *scuffs shoe in dirt*
My wife lovingly informed me yesterday that by the time we can have sex again after the baby, it will be Lent.
My wife lovingly informed me yesterday that by the time we can have sex again after the baby, it will be Lent.
Wha… ?
My wife lovingly informed me yesterday that by the time we can have sex again after the baby, it will be Lent.
Dude, that ain’t right. Women can have sex when they are pregnant. And what religion makes people give up sex for Lent?
Herr M – You might want to find out whose baby she is having!
Oh, snap!
Do you mean after she had the baby or during pregnancy too?
Because I tell ya, when I was preggars my hormones went haywire. I was nailing PJD several times a day. Dead serious. It was awful
She was kidding, though in the Russian tradition married couples don’t screw during Lent. In the real world, they do. And she’s never had the urge in that last 4 months or so of a pregnancy. Just the way she works.
Agile, when Bubba is lying down I go over there and work out these little clumps with my fingers. After a while he gets sick of it and reaches over and just grabs my hand with his teeth. He doesn’t bite, he just grips my hand with this ‘oh please will you stop’ expression.
It’s hilarious.
Naturally, I ignore him and keep going.
How many kids you got Herr?
Herr M – You might want to find out whose baby she is having!
My late Pop used to say “Motherhood is a matter of fact. Fatherhood is a matter of opinion.”
This will be four. And last.
So PJD is using the iPhone we bought from MJ. We never bought a plan, we just used wireless service around the house or when he was in areas with wireless. They sent him a text today letting him know that they know he’s been using an iPhone without an account so they went ahead and put him on a plan.
I just thought that was interesting that they found out. I never bought a plan for an iphone or that phone from them, but I’m required to buy one?
Merry Christmas to you and family too MCPO.
And yea, I’m with PJM. Preggers didn’t stop me/us.
Commies!
*checks value of Apple and AT&T portfolio holdings*
*smiles*
Well then I’m getting screwed. So to speak.
PJ, that sounds fishy. I have an iPhone that I use on wireless for internet, etc. (I can’t use it to call obvioulsly), but I don’t have a “plan.”
Well we call from it hotspur because we’re paying for his
SIM card that was for a different phone, but we’re not using their
Internet because we use wireless. I just figured since we’re only
making phone calls like we did with his other phone we wouldn’t get
charged $30 a month for a service we don’t use and a phone we
didn’t get from them
http://www.openmyeyeslord.net/christmastreesaroundtheworld.htm
“Commies!”
Yep. It’s why I have a droid.
Ok, back from taking the kids shopping. Gawd….
Cyn, glad you liked the pic.
Michael, if you want Cyn to be your love slave, you’ll have to get other massage oils.
Pregnancy is the best birth control evah.
PJM, it sounds extremely fishy, and I would contact them immediately.
And finally, THANK YOU BRAD!!! I *HEART* YOU FOR DOING THE SEEKRIT SANTUH AND APPRECIATE YOU!!!
Ok, done.
>> I just figured since we’re only making phone calls like we did with his other phone we wouldn’t get charged $30 a month for a service we don’t use and a phone we didn’t from them
AT&T’s iPhone user agreements require you to have a data plan, whether you use it or not. If you use their cellular network for voice calls, you have a user agreement.
I assume the IMEA identifies the device.
>> Pregnancy is the best birth control evah.
Yep. It is a well-known fact that you can’t get pregnant while you’re pregnant.
Awesome link, Hotspur. Thank you.
>> Pregnancy is the best birth control evah.
Seems to me if you’re pregnant the objective is already lost.
But we didn’t sign any iPhone user agreements
I’m sure it’s in the fine print about switching out the sim cards
Seems to me if you’re pregnant the objective is already lost.
Nope. Met my objective.
>> I’m sure it’s in the fine print about switching out the sim cards
If only we knew an attorney with a connection to AT&T.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
http://www.achristmasgif.com/
Thanks HotSpur. That link is awesome.
*★Merry★* .. •。★Christmas★ 。* 。
° 。 ° ˚* _Π_____*。*˚*
˚ ˛ •˛•*/______/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛*
˚ ˛ •˛• ｜ 田田｜門｜ ˚
^^^^^^^^^^|
|The Santa Truck |”””;..,___.
|……_______===| _|__|…, ] |
…“(@)’(@)””"*l’(@)l’(@)**l’(@)
Hahaha
Good one.
lauraw, our Jackaroo does the nose bump – he bops you on your hand with his muzzle/nose to say “you really needn’t do that”. If you persist, he lets out a growl that, if I heard it coming from some brush out in the woods, I would empty a pistol into it just to be safe.
That Christmas gif : You are easily amused, aggie.
WordDouche fucks up the art because it omits the spaces. Commies.
Nope. Met my objective.
Now, you’re retired.
You are easily amused, aggie.
Why do you think I hang out here??
You are easily amused, aggie.
Why do you think I hang out here??
Hahahahaha!
I was nailing PJD several times a day. Dead serious. It was awful
Awful for which one of you?
I’m just curious.
Aggie, you little vixen.
My two boy ferrets will nom on my ankles when they want put back in their cage. The two girls will just find a place to sleep or stare at me.
Of course, there is nothing preventing them from going back in on their own, but if Mommy puts them in personally, they get a chew stick.
Drive time. Later, b8rs.
Michael, if you want Cyn to be your love slave, you’ll have to get other massage oils.
Okey dokey. You got any suggestions?
I was nailing PJD several times a day. Dead serious. It was awful
>> Awful for which one of you?
The kids. They got real cold being tossed outside while mommy and daddy “talked”.
There’s got to be a bacon flavored massage oil out there somewhere. I’ll bet Cyn would like that.
Okey dokey. You got any suggestions?
WTF? I gifted you a set I liked. Ask Cyn what she likes.
Men….
I, too, am outta here. Much to do tonight…..
Aggie, you little vixen
Oh thank goodness. For a while I thought I was Blitzen.
*pours another drink*
*facepalm*
Heck, I can just rub Cyn with some raw bacon. You can’t get sexier than that. Why did I not think of this sooner?
I’m going to own that chick.
Cooked bacon grease is tastier and safer than raw.
–LET IT COOL DOWN BEFORE YOU USE IT!!
/saving Cyn’s skin
HAHAHAHA!
Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Wayne.
I shaved Santa’s balls for this?
Rosetta – In what 3rd world jail do you find yourself tonight?
Rosetta!!!
*SMOOOOOOCH*
Rosetta I got you a present:
http://tinyurl.com/3xws8rs
Rosie, what color rubber fist did your SS get you?
Thanks for the tip, Lauraw!
I figure Cyn is pretty much helpless at this point. Our tryst is going to be three minutes of awesomeness. For me.
Our tryst is going to be three minutes of awesomeness. For me.
It’s all about quality.
>> But we didn’t sign any iPhone user agreements
What’s signing got to do with shit? You agreed to this by putting an iPhone on their voice network.
I don’t make the rules, but I know what they are.
Rosetta!!!
We were just about to send a search party down to Antrie.
*cues Dueling Banjos*
FYI: my boss has several babes lined up to appear spontaneously at H&B until the 23rd.
So far, two for today. They are rather….impressive.
If Verizon really comes out with a 4G iPhone deal this spring, I’m going to have to join the cult.
Geoff!! Any chance about the Meat-Up down here?
It’s all about quality.
You’re right about that, and I’m not going to be selfish. Ima gonna spend at least the first minute rubbing her with bacon grease.
So, 33% of the time will be devoted solely to Cyn…
Sounds fair, I guess…
Geoff!! Any chance about the Meat-Up down here?
I’m game. DinTX and I are going to be up in Austin on Sunday night – people can join us there. We can also do something down in NB or San Antonio.
I can do NB or SA, but not Austin, I’m afraid.
*glares at inlaws*
So, 33% of the time will be devoted solely to Cyn…
Since Michael’s likely to choose some sort of unconventional basting tool, I think that time will be shared.
SOLSTICE!
Rosetta – In what 3rd world jail do you find yourself tonight?
Cuban.
Was that your picture on the Secret Santa thread?
If Verizon really comes out with a 4G iPhone deal this spring, I’m going to have to join the cult.
Erm, Geoff, do the math. AT&T’s network is actually faster. The 3G/4G distinction is meaningless. Verizon is moving to 4G faster because their network is mostly on the failed CDMA protocol. It’s going to take them time, and billions of capital dollars, to fix this. Regardless, both companies are on the same technology migration path.
What matters in the near term is speed, plus the number of apps you have available. Slow speed and lack of apps is what is killing Verizon right now.
*tackles Aggie, stuffs her stocking*
Sorry I have been away, what with work and the like. But if my secret Santa sent some crocs to me with a faux fur lining, thanks. If not, then thanks to whomever did.
I can do NB or SA, but not Austin, I’m afraid.
Well, shoot me an email at geoff at uncommon blahblahblah misconceptions d*t c*m.
Just remove the blahblahblah and concatenate.
Erm, Geoff, do the math.
You sound like my boss.
Rosie, what color rubber fist did your SS get you?
I’m going to open my gift in a little bit and I’ll report back.
*hopes it’s black*
concatenate
*throws yellow flag*
You’re not supposed to use fancy words at H2, like you went to college or something.
So did Monica Lewinski.
Hahaha
Yeah, she served that purpose.
The good thing about Verizon?
They are not AT&T.
Has it ever occured to you that many women’s hair styles (especially from the eighties) are in the shape of a penis?
Me neither.
Eddiebear figuring out your SS can be narrowed down a bit, as
they’re obviously gay
*tackles Aggie, stuffs her stocking*
SQUEEEE!!!
Hey Geoff. Might Michael and I crash the Sunday meatup in Austin?
Sure would be good to see you.
Crash?
How can a hostage crash a hostage meatup?
Rosetta I got you a present:
http://tinyurl.com/3xws8rs
I made the grievous error of showing that to my 5-year old nephew a few weeks ago. So over the weekend I had to listen to that 18 million times.
*kills all baby monkeys, pigs*
Michael, the apps argument doesn’t work. Geoff’s talking about iPhone on VZ, and I’m willing to bet those iPhone apps don’t know or care what network the phone is attached to.
Rosetta!!!
We were just about to send a search party down to Antrie.
*cues Dueling Banjos*
NO SQUEALING LIKE A PIG!!!
I had to listen to that 18 million times.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Serves you right!
Whose turn is it to poat?
This thing is slower than a turtle raping a snail.
*sees huge flatbed truck and signal car pull up outside*
*runs outdoors to talk to driver*
I’ll sign for that.
Set it next to the driveway, please.
*signs*
Rosetta, your rubber fist is here.
http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos
Serves you right!
STFU!!
Life is about me inflicting pain on other people, not them inflicting pain on me.
If the Verizon iPhone syncs with iTunes, you’re right, Andy. And why wouldn’t Apple want to sell apps, music, movies, and books to the people it sold a Verizon iPhone to?
How can a hostage crash a hostage meatup?
If those two were considering a man-love private-thingy, wouldn’t wanna crash that.
Would we?
Well, in fairness, Cathy, I was planning on attending.
But if it’s a man-love private-thingy, I may have to forgo….
Hey Geoff. Might Michael and I crash the Sunday meatup in Austin?
Absolutely. Mrs. geoff will be there as well, so there’ll even be decent conversation to be had.
If those two were considering a man-love private-thingy, wouldn’t wanna crash that.
Meh. We don’t need that much privacy, though those around us sometimes insist.
Shut up, Dick.
I’m willing to bet those iPhone apps don’t know or care what network the phone is attached to.
Yes, they do. They care about speed.
You want to see real time weather radar on your iPhone? You want to issue voice commands to the GPS navigator on your iPhone?
The network has to hop.
rosie, what did you get from your SS?
I like your swamp monster avatar, PJ.
Hi Yall!
baaa. humbug
Howdy Vmax!!
I take it shopping was not a happy occassion, Carin?
Arlen Specter is a fucking idiot. His speech about “sophisticated cannibalism” made him look like a scorned, bitter lover.
The Republican Party isn’t a joke, asshole. You being a Republican was the joke.
Good riddance, douche.
rosie, what did you get from your SS?
I’ll do a post about it since I’m the only one that can put up a new post.
And I like your Christmas eye.
Rosie:add Bob Bennet and Bob Inglis to the list of goatse loving moderates who can go and get fucked
And I like your Christmas eye.
*sticks tongue at geoff
Also, just to point out the obvious, AT&T has spent gabillions of dollars sucking up to Apple. Every iPhone purchased is subsidized by AT&T. The network upgrades, like billions spent on fiber optics replacing T1 lines to cell towers, are intended to accommodate mobile data traffic.
Apple is going to think twice before they piss off AT&T.
Did Michael retire from AT&T and sign some sort of lifetime non compete clause?
I swear I didn’t think I was indoctrinating my kids that much, but PJD had his webcam set up on my computer because he had to take an online exam for school today.
Garren comes in to me on the computer, looks at the webcam, touches it and says, “Is that how Obama knows?”
Still intact, Dick.
I’ve been so busy. Crap. I couldn’t even look at the place as I drove by.
I’m really about to lose my shit.
*sticks tongue at geoff
Stop it or your face will freeze like that.
Stop it or your face will freeze like that.
Why do you think PJD married me?
I swears.
Ugh.
Now my son wants to have his girlfriend over for 5 hours tomorrow. Which means, 5 hours of babysitting.
God. no one told me I’d have to start babysitting again.
’cause, I have 5 hours where I can just sit around the house tomorrow.
The Christmas Sweater Club story has me torn.
http://is.gd/jbASS
On one hand, such nice boys.
On the other hand, give me your lunch money.
Peej, at my level, there are indeed contractual obligations, as well as benefit plan provisions, that prevent me from discussing the terms of my retirement.
Do the math.
Do the math.
THREE!!!
The Christmas Sweater Club story has me torn.
I pondered whether to wait for the principal’s side of the story before I put it up in the sidebar at AoSHQ, then decided that readers could decide whether or not to make premature judgments on their own.
This poat is slower than Rosetta picking out a potato.
“Mother Kathleen Flannery said an administrator called her and explained “not everyone wants Christmas cheer. That suicide rates are up over Christmas, and that they should keep their cheer to themselves, perhaps.” “
THREE!!!
Yes. I believe you have done the math correctly.
You are pretty smart for a woman.
This poat is slower than Rosetta picking out a potato.
*decides not to try to list things lw has timed*
Carin, c’mere.
NEW POST FOR COOL KIDS!!!
Yes. I believe you have done the math correctly.
You are pretty smart for a woman.
*preens
Yes, Hotspur?
Do the math.
We’ll make sure you are comfortable as long as you keep your mouth shut about what your know. Open your mouth to our competitors. . .
He’s gonna hit me in the head, isn’t he?
This poat is slower than Rosetta picking out a potato.
What don’t you come over here and say that?
*sharpens sword*
Uhm. Urk.
I meant ‘picking out’ as in, choosing.
*Selecting* which potato would be his consort.
‘Picking out’ has unfortunate connotations…
…
Look.
Nevermind.
*commences thorough shuttin’ up*
This poat is slower than Rosetta picking out a potato.
What don’t you come over here and say that?
*sharpens
sword*candy cane*fixt
oh man I didn’t even get the whole potato joke. I was picturing rosetta at a buffet
>> Apple is going to think twice before they piss off AT&T.
Heh. Yeah, I’m sure they are.
And AT&T is going to do what, exactly, when Apple releases the Verizon iPhone?
Sorry, but Apple holds all the cards in that relationship and can discard AT&T like a used condom whenever they want. I bought the iPhone and accepted AT&T’s service along with it, not the other way around.
And the second I can switch it to Verizon, adios.
What Michael just said in a nutshell was that he won’t be taking on the greeter gig at Wally World to put food on his shelves.
No. He’ll stay home and be the pool-boy. I’ll get that greeter-job.
So, the post-Christmas-Texas-Moron-meatup-quickie will be Geoff, Mrs. Geoff, Dave, Aggie, Michael and me?!!! Woo-hoo.