Who Wants Mushrooms?

Since after about three comments, most of the threads here seem to devolve into recipe discussion or something on par with that, why not have an audio-visual description of how to cook some mushrooms from a Japanese performance artist?

445 Comments

  1. Wurst!

  2. Ok, that’s just disturbing.

  3. Sohos, I hardly know ANYONE here, so it’s a safe bet I got someone I don’t know ;)

  4. chief: when I saw that video, I was afraid something would come out of my computer and punch me. But once I realized it was just some crazy Japanese guy, I felt safer

  5. Aggie – She didn’t mean “know” in the biblical sense.

  6. Aggie – She didn’t mean “know” in the biblical sense.

    Thank GOD!!!

  7. Eddie – Probably the combination of the nudity and the horse head on a Monday morning.

  8. I thought Mare’s husband was allergic to Mushrooms…

  9. Tbom I see what you did there

  10. So now we know what wiserbud’s new “job” is? He looks shorter in that video.

  11. Aggie well most people lurk before jumping into the fray and so sort of know a little about each character but I’m not sure who all signed up for secret Santa since x brad didn’t send us a list like Rosetta did the year before so I wasnt sure who was new or not

  12. what’s up s( . ) h( . )s?

  13. xBrad hates us.

  14. chief: the guy always had something covering his junk, so does that still count as “nudity”?

  15. Eddie – Despite your protestations to the contrary, it’s disturbing.

  16. H2 Weekend Summary:

    Dave has some sweet cuff links and isn’t afraid to show them off.
    Much like a perfect sunrise, pregnant women are beautiful but nobody wants to hump them.
    Most Hostages are colorblind or lefthanded or dyslexic or defective in some important way. Like we didn’t know that.
    Cyn had a Christmas party with trashcan punch made from real trashcans.
    Catman’s kids are demanding their Christmas beatings already, and they shall get them, by Jupiter’s Beard! Last one to call DCF is a Rosetta! Jewstin and Uniball made cameo appearances and nobody cared.
    SnowShoe knows that lobsters are arthropods, which aroused the menfolk with her smart hawtness again. The rest of us women calmed our jealous hearts by imagining her falling into a giant food processor.
    MCPO’s prostate started poking him and making him cranky so I challenged him to an arm wrestling match, which he won, and gave him ebola virus, to which he succumbed hideously. Congratulatory cards and flowers may be sent to Herself, 25 Rotten Dirty Old Bastard Drive, Golf Course, PA 00069.
    Aggie hasn’t gotten a Christmas gift from her husband since 2003, and we all laughed and laughed and laughed at her. Teresa sent everybody 17 copies of her family newsletter from her Commodore 64, totally glossing on the whole internet anonymity thing. There will be a quiz on the contents later and no one will pass.
    There was a brief joke thread that started here (http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2010/12/19/wake-up-to-some-power-pop/#comment-448670) on home healthcare book titles that Wiserbud dominated in the same way that fat ladies lord it over their little dogs. We all looked away until it was over.
    Then everybody started talking about football and I fell into a deep coma.
    Then Patty Ann said she hasn’t had a drink since February and I sat bolt upright and wept. Romita has her crap tree thread up at Xbrad’s place and it doesn’t suck.

  17. xBrad hates us.

    So he’s warming up to us, huh? I thought most of us were on his “Kill sooner” list. If now he only hates us, it is an improvement.

  18. Good morning, y’all.

    I am sorry about my meltdown on Friday. My irritation had nothing to do with the topic of ridicule – I teed that up on a silver spike for y’all, and I was under no misconceptions on how it would be received. I was irritated at what I, rightly or wrongly, perceived as a hostile pattern of commentary from particular Hostages that culminated in that one thread, but that had its genesis far outside of “ground zero.”

    If I am reading more into comments than was/is actually there, well, none of us need that drama. If my perceptions are correct, I don’t need the drama. Either way, I’m going to take a break from H2 for a while. My priorities here at work have been messed up for a while, anyway (I dink around here waaaaay too much during the day), so this is the right decision for me on a couple of levels.

    Y’all have a blessed and merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Best wishes and blessings to you and yours, and I hope the upcoming year treats all y’all far and away better than the past one!

    /I haven’t opened my SS gifts yet, but I haven’t forgotten you, SS. You’ll be hearing from me, although I’ll tell you up front that I am most sorry you won’t get the pleasure (?) of seeing my reaction in the gift-exchange thread. :-)

    //I hope this isn’t a seed for more drama. My decision isn’t born out of anger or frustration; I’m not walking away pissed or anything. Just doing a head check and paying attention to meat-world realities for a bit.

  19. Aggie hasn’t gotten a Christmas gift from her husband since 2003, and we all laughed and laughed and laughed at her.

    Holy shit, I’m still laughing at that :D

  20. I think waiting until 9:30 EST to accommodate the people on MST and PST is ridiculous. Half those fuckers don’t work anyway, and the other half dick off at work, so let’s move it up.

  21. LauraW – Well done! Just one thing; The Ebola didn’t kill me, it just made me crankier!

  22. Jazz, hope you get recharged during your break. Have a peaceful Merry Christmas and a great start to the New Year.

    *SMOOOOOOOOOOCH*

  23. >> pregnant women are beautiful but nobody wants to hump them.

    Hey, I never said I wouldn’t.

  24. >> I think waiting until 9:30 EST to accommodate the people on MST and PST is ridiculous. Half those fuckers don’t work anyway, and the other half dick off at work, so let’s move it up.

    Awful anxious to open that new lump of coal, aren’t you?

  25. No, it’s just that I have things to do tonight.

  26. No, it’s just that I have things to do tonight.

    Naps don’t count as “things to do”.

  27. Hahahaha

    I got three copies of Teresa’s Christmas email. The attachment wouldn’t open in any of them.

    Maybe it’s her heart meds.

  28. Excellent summary, lauraw.

    Jazz, hope you have a merry Christmas, happy New Year, etc.

  29. I was able to open the attachment, HS. It’s Windows Word format, so it’s probably incompatible with Word on the Mac (fucking Microsoft!!!).

    Open Office on Linux opened it just fine though. Take that, Gates.

  30. Of all the weekends for me to be MIA, looks like I missed out on a good one.

    Jazz, be cool. Merry Christmas.

  31. Take that, Gates.

    It hurts him to the core. I know – I’ve seen the pain in his eyes.

    Not!

  32. Sorry for the overkill on Friday, Jazz. I hope you have a good holiday

    TBOM

  33. Hey, couple days off works like majic. Merry Christmas Jazz.

    *shoots MCPO in the face with a bazooka

  34. MCPO just read a couple articles about the game yesterday, I didn’t realize how big of a deal that really was.

    I am hoping yesterday will help NY rid itself of Tom Coughlin.

  35. After reading the shitfight on last poat about the game, I’m giving up on the NFL completely.

  36. Did Biden declare it a big fuckin’ deal?

    Man, did we narrowly escaped with a win last night ourselves. And Brady’s no-INT streak is only alive for the same reason that most DBs aren’t receivers.

  37. No matter who you root for, Costas is still a homer and an arrogant troll.

  38. MCPO – I don’t know who I dislike more – Costas or Maden. At least NBC doesn’t let Olberman back on Sunday Night Football anymore.

    And why can’t they find somebody to write quality lyrics for their freaking theme song? MNF manages to do it on a weekly basis.

  39. That’s one of the things I have always loved about football, momentum changes.

    If the Eagles resign Vick, and stay relatively intact, they can look forward to losing to the Patriots in couple of upcoming superbowls.

  40. Scott – My son is a huge Pats fan. It would make for some interesting family dynamics, that’s for sure!

  41. One of my customers got an album of Susan Boyle singing Christmas songs and she told me it was very good and gave her the tearfulness while she was listening to it.

    In case any of you fags are into having tender holiday-type feelings or other gaywad shit of that nature.

  42. Laura – Did Scott bring you brunch yet?

  43. >> MCPO – I don’t know who I dislike more – Costas or Maden.

    Costas, hands down.

    Madden was a player (albeit briefly) and a coach. He’s in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

    Costas (like Olberdouche) is a sportscaster … a species that serves no known purpose other than to offer up inane commentary.

  44. It would take making me peel onions in a small kitchen to make me tearful at Christmas.

  45. Scott brought me breakfast because he is completely riddled with Awesome.

  46. there is some disturbing shit on this page

    Get you’re Christmas shopping done!

  47. >> In case any of you fags are into having tender holiday-type feelings or other gaywad shit of that nature.

    I do not need mind-thoughts of face-waters.

  48. Andy – I’m with you on that. Costas couldn’t play a decent game of catch with Cookie Rojas.

  49. so we are supposed to open our gifts at 9:30 CT?

  50. I do not need mind-thoughts of face-waters.

    You in Austin this week?

  51. I think 9:30 EST, sohos.

    Which makes it 8:30 our time.

    Which in turn means I have to tell the kids to get lost.

  52. >> You in Austin this week?

    Sunday I think, Dec. 26

  53. DinT – Ya gotta grow one of them little hipster beards and wear some 80s glasses while you’re in Austin. . . just to blend in.

  54. Ya gotta grow one of them little hipster beards and wear some 80s glasses while you’re in Austin.

    And the tie-dye shirt, too.

  55. Ok, time to get chores done…see y’all later!

  56. You’d be surprised, pair of boots, jeans, a hat and a .45 in a back holster are more common there.

  57. de-lurking to wish all of you morons a Merry Christmas.

  58. Merry Christmas Bosk and sounds good Aggie

  59. Killed it?

  60. Mornin’!

  61. Morning.

  62. Present Opening will be Monday, Dec 20 at: 9:30 EST, 8:30 CST, 7:30 MST, and 6:30 PST

    This was a suggestion I tossed out since Xbrad, CEO of SS Solutions!™, has been suffering with teh AIDS and Ebola.

    Does this work?

  63. Xbrad! Perfrect timing!

  64. Does this work?

    No.

  65. Not to be a Debbie Downer, but I don’t really care when we open the presents. I just wanted to get some free shit.

    My present has arrived, though I hear my victim hasn’t received a present yet. Fucking Amazon. Or more likely, the USPS.

  66. Cyn, I’ve been sick for two days and you haven’t showed up on my doorstep with chicken soup, beef stroganoff, or bacon.

    What did I do to piss you off?

  67. At our company Christmas Party beef stroganoff was one of the menu items. This was so dang good that I have been craving it ever since. I wish I had it now.

  68. If we could move it up to 7:30 EST that would be better.

  69. Gah. I hate today.

    First my mom calls me to let me know the flowers didn’t arrive.

    Then the city calls me to check to make sure I am quarantining my dog, and to have me take her rabies records to Animal Control.

    And Hubby, the transgressor, is nowhere to be found.

  70. Mornin’ Folks.

    o 8:30 p.m. Texas time. Got it.

  71. People in Cali wouldnt even be home from work yet

  72. Work?

  73. Do we know anyone in Cali who has a job. . . besides Paulitics?

  74. Sean supposedly has a job, but he never seems to be at work.

  75. xBrad – I’m beginning to believe that Sean just tells his mom that when he leaves her basement to head out to strip clubs after his unemployment check arrives.

  76. Meh. All I have right now is a stocking full of jack squat, so I don’t care what time the rest of you open yours.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRETpsqlr-g

  77. MCPO, he does have that pasty white look of a guy who’s either in a basement or a dimly lit club…

  78. People in Cali wouldnt even be home from work yet

    Who gives a shit? Half of them don’t work anyway.

  79. Hotspur–I agree with Sohos; this would be too early.

    If you are so inclined, you could open yours now and have both hands free for your evenings regularly scheduled activities. ;-)

  80. Brad, if all you wanted was a bunch of gifts to open, you should have sent me your addy.

  81. *glares*

  82. *pokes in the ribs and give a peck on the facecheek*

  83. It’s not too late, is it, Aggie?

  84. I see Hotspur is in a mood.

    “NO EGGNOG FOR YOU! Comebacknextyear.”

  85. It’s not too late, is it, Aggie?

    It’s never too late to give someone shit a gift, Brad…

  86. Maybe I’ll give you some close tags…

  87. Heh, anyone catch Julian Assange whining because someone leaked his police reports from Sweden?

    That’s funny, I don’t care who you are. He’ll have a duet with Alanis Morrissette coming up.

  88. *packs beef stroganoff with bacon bits on dry ice; overnights to Xbrad*

  89. Maybe I’ll give you some close tags…

    Well, sorry, I was on the phone with the florist and on my cell with my mom while TYPING TO YOU.

    And this is the thanks I get????

  90. Does anybody here think porn is a bad Christmas gift?

  91. >> Heh, anyone catch Julian Assange whining because someone leaked his police reports from Sweden?

    Unpossible. Information Wants To Be Free!!11!™

  92. so, if we have learned that our SS gift has not arrived at our intended victim’s recipient’s abode yet, what is the appropriate punishment to which we should subject ourselves?

    Just asking… ya know… for others.

    Not me.

    Others.

    (fucking Chinese air-mail system….)

  93. Aggie, if I can’t tease you, who can I tease.

    Want me to share some of this excellent beef stroganoff?

  94. Does anybody here think porn is a bad Christmas gift?

    Just remember to appeal to your target demographic. That’ll cut down on dissatisfied customers.

  95. Aggie, if I can’t tease you, who can I tease.

    Uh, pretty much every other Hostagette?

    Want me to share some of this excellent beef stroganoff?

    I would love some!!!

    Damn diet…. I blame mare.

  96. Well, he wanted the Iron Man movie and action figure, but all I could find was Asian Teen Beach Party VI and a blow up doll of Tia Carrera.

  97. I see Hotspur is in a mood.

    Some kid must be on his lawn.

  98. what is the appropriate punishment to which we should subject ourselves?

    Bamboo splinters under fingernails and hanged upside down while being made to eat an organic carrot.

  99. Bamboo splinters under fingernails and hanged upside down while being made to eat an organic carrot.

    I said “punishment,” not “sexual position.”

  100. Has anyone here ever pondered why we still officially support “separate but equal” status for Native Americans Indians?

    Shouldn’t things like the Bureau of Indian Affairs go the way of the dodo?

  101. Shouldn’t things like the Bureau of Indian Affairs go the way of the dodo?

    Yeah, right after the Congressional Black Caucus is declared illegal.

  102. Just so everyone knows, Cyn really does make a fantastic beef stroganoff, and is remarkably blase about having strange people just decide to spend the entire day at her house, eat all her food, and watch movies on her TV when she’s trying to work.

  103. I said “punishment,” not “sexual position.”

    Damn…where were you when I was single??

  104. Mmmmmmmm. roast beef and horseradish wrap!

  105. Has anyone here ever pondered why we still officially support “separate but equal” status for Native Americans Indiansthe merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

  106. Morgendoltz’s Great Grand pappy

  107. BTW, this week’s Load HEAT is up.

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2010/12/20/load-heat-115/

  108. Are we talking feather Indians here? I thought the BOIA was there to ensure IT departments were fully manned!?!

  109. >> Yeah, right after the Congressional Black Caucus is declared illegal.

    I don’t have a problem with its existence (freedom of association and all that).

    Taxpayer funding, OTOH, I have a huge problem with.

    *adds to bullet list on PowerPoint presentation*

    *emails to Paul Ryan*

  110. This week’s Load Heat makes me feel a little creepy…she is legal…right?

  111. She is, TBOM. She’s 21.

  112. I don’t have a problem with its existence (freedom of association and all that).

    Only problem I have with the CBC is the outcry and rending of garments that would occur should one organize.. let’s say.. a Congressional White Caucus.

  113. TBOM, if you’d read the post, that I spent literally tens of seconds on, you’d know she’s 21.

  114. >> Only problem I have with the CBC is the outcry and rending of garments that would occur should one organize.. let’s say.. a Congressional White Caucus.

    Well that’s completely different and would clearly be racist.

  115. Uhhhhh, that would be the Congressional Caucasian Caucus, cracker!

  116. read the post

    o_O

    I know that these are words, but there seems to be no meaning to them……

  117. heck yeah she’s legal, TBOM!

  118. Well that’s completely different and would clearly be racist.

    but of course.

  119. >>Morgendoltz’s Great Grand pappy

    That would be my wife’s. She’s some fraction or tother of Injun.

  120. TBOM, if you’d read the post, that I spent literally tens of seconds on, you’d know she’s 21.

    There are words on your blog? huh…never noticed that before

  121. I don’t get the Swift thing. She looks like a botoxed-up, Frisco drag queen to me.

  122. Ok, time to go shopping for a few little gifts. See y’all in a while.

    *waits for Brad to e-mail a list*

  123. Hookers and Booze is a damn fine blog…

  124. >> I don’t get the Swift thing. She looks like a botoxed-up, Frisco drag queen to me.

    Is that you, Kanye?

  125. Check your email, Aggie.

  126. Taylor Swift is a tad bit overexposed. I end up despising these chicks after a couple of months of having their faces plastered everywhere.

  127. Andy – I actually like her music. I was merely commenting on her “look”.

  128. I agree on the overexposure, TBOM. It’s a little different in her case since she had an album that just kept spawning those pesky #1 hits.

    But, as the dad of a daughter in the target demographic, the ones Disney manufactures on the production line (Hannah Montana, etc.) drive me wacko.

  129. Andy – Funny link.

  130. It isn’t like I put up Miley Cryus….

  131. That kid should send a resume to Phil Jones. He appears qualified.

  132. >>It isn’t like I put up Miley Cryus….

    …and then mentioned in passing that she just turned 18…

  133. Yeah, I was aware of that, HM. Still, just a little too young for me.

  134. Nice car:

    http://tinyurl.com/2uvaohl

  135. I think that’s a Cadillac. Yeah, it looks like a Cadillac.

  136. An Audi has rarely looked so good.

  137. What car?

  138. x-brad’s Car

  139. Denialists!!!!

    Burn them!!

    http://tinyurl.com/2ewjhh2

  140. Hey, there’s finally some global warming falling in Beantown.

    A veneer of white Christmas.

  141. MCPO—Global warming isn’t science, its statistics and modeling. Bad statistics, at that.

  142. shopping . all. day.

    Still not done.

  143. What did you get me, Car in?

  144. Anybody who doesn’t believe in global warming just hasn’t been around a pair of 4-year olds after they downed 2 bowls the missus’s chili…

  145. MJ – It’s scientific consensus that a bunch of T-Rex driving Hummers is the cause of imminent global climate disruption and not “scientists” plugging bullshit numbers into suspect models!! If you don’t believe that, you are worse than. . . HITLER!

  146. Ok, so what happened to Jazz and when is he coming back?

    It’s not like any of you other hosefuchers are here in the morning.

  147. That butt plug you’ve been asking for. Of course.

    IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

    There is a ice fisherman out on my lake. Already. It’s freezing up here.

  148. Ok, so what happened to Jazz and when is he coming back?

    MCPOld was extremely rude to him…downright crusty and grizzled

  149. wiser ran Jazz off.

    He’s never coming back.

    Next question.

  150. Ok, so what happened to Jazz and when is he coming back?

    Andy invited him over to “taste some sausage” and it scared him

  151. I assumed it was Wiser, but then Wiser hasn’t really run anyone off (successfully) in over a year.

    He’s lost his touch, he has.

  152. Ok, KID RUN.

    Don’t chase anyone else off.

    What time is everyone opening up their gifts? Except Wiser, of course.

  153. Ok, so what happened to Jazz and when is he coming back?

    He took offense to the crap TBOM and I were giving him – I think the double-teaming caught him at a bad time.

    He is stepping away for an indefinite time. Maybe you can define “indefinite”.

  154. Aggie check your email

    *peruses email*

    *reads Brad’s list*

    Is it bad that I have most of that stuff here?

  155. Where’d you get the midget? I don’t want one of those crappy imports.

  156. Must’ve been the vein that tipped him off.

  157. Where’d you get the midget?

    I didn’t, hence the “most” qualifier.

  158. In lieu of a midget, I’ll settle for a Victoria’s Secret Angel.

    For now.

  159. In lieu of a midget, I’ll settle for a Victoria’s Secret Angel.

    Your willingness to sacrifice at this time of year is touching…

    touching what, I won’t say.

  160. The way I shop at VS I should get Angels on demand.

    For friends, of course.

  161. Global warming isn’t science, its statistics and modeling. Bad statistics, at that.

    And bad freaking modeling, too.

  162. Do not google “Midget Victoria Secret”….just an FYI

    It’ much faster if you search on “Bridget the Midget”

    just sayin’

    *This has been a public service announcement by TBOM

  163. My first Monogram kit with half a tube of glue and most of the parts missing was better modelling.

  164. Looks like chronic Hostages viewing is causing some strange side effects amongst regulars: http://cubeupload.com/files/eb27c6wut.gif

  165. TBOM you know we met Bridget? Count has a picture with her.

  166. I think this list would explain a lot

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

  167. TBOM you know we met Bridget? Count has a picture with her.

    You guys have a two-and-a-halfsome?

  168. AD, do you have any global warming falling from the sky out your way right now?

  169. it’s hot here

  170. Andy, glad to hear you are getting sn*w! I bet the kidlets are loving it.

    It’s 73* F here right now :D

  171. It’s hot here, too. It got above 30, and some of the snow melted.

    It will become ice on the way home. So there’s that.

  172. Hookers and Booze is a damn fine blog…

    Why, thank you, TBOM. Just to clarify, it isn’t my blog. Boss is in charge of the hookers ;)

  173. It’s just a little dusting, but it’ll make my daughter happy. She’s been pissed that there’s no white Christmas this year.

    I know, raaaaacist!!

  174. >>It got above 30

    Hell, it’s supposed to rain here tomorrow morning. That just ain’t right.

  175. She’s been pissed that there’s no white Christmas this year.

    You need help scoring some coke there, Andy?

  176. Yup, Andy, but it is real light. Won’t be enough to even cover the ground. The closer to Boston, the more there is suppose to be.

  177. Heh. She had some friends over to bake Christmas cookies yesterday, and there got flour all over the kitchen.

    I’m pretty sure if I asked Mrs. Andy if she knew the street value of the countertop.

  178. there=they

  179. It’s 33F on my patio, but the wind is howling out of the north. Windchill is 20F

  180. It’s covering the ground in Boston. That much I can guarantee you.

  181. It’s in the high 70’s here GROSS

  182. Hell, it’s supposed to rain here tomorrow morning. That just ain’t right.

    Rain + (temp < 30) = hilarity ensues

    Of course you will probably hit the trifecta and get snow after it, like we are supposed to this evening. Kinda like lubricant on the icy roads.

  183. ok so seriously what time are we opening? 8:30CST?

  184. Weather poat…

  185. I believe so, sohos.

  186. ok

  187. I assumed it was Wiser, but then Wiser hasn’t really run anyone off (successfully) in over a year.

    You do realize that TBOM is one of my minions, right? I no longer do the dirty work myself.

  188. I already opened mine.

    I got; 2 treble hooks, a half pack of Trident gum, 3 cigarette butts, a slightly used length of dental floss, 6 waterproof matches, a dog-eared copy of “Catcher in the Rye”, a Best of Menudo eight track, a lock of hair, 2 “D” cell batteries and a year’s subscription to “Gluten Times”.

  189. I’m taking off. I probably won’t be back tonight.

    Please don’t hurt each other.

  190. Ok, here’s an example of how junior high boys don’t talk.

    PJD got Legoland tickets as Christmas presents from work this year. Graham thinks Legoland is lame so he asks if he can bring one of his good friends. I say yes. Graham gets friends phone number.

    I’m on facebook and ask Graham if his friend has a fb account. He says yes, so I look him up because I’m curious.

    I say to Graham, did you know his mother was killed in a motorcycle accident last month?

    No, she was?

    Yeah. Your friend was probably missing from school for a little while, maybe?

    “Yeah, he was gone for about a week or something around Thanksgiving”

    His other friend that he wanted is a little black boy that looks so sweet, but they’re moving because they too think San Diego is the racist fecal smear of America

  191. Bye, Brad… I shall miss you terribly….

    *wails uncontrollably*

    *pines away*

    *sniff*

  192. Cry baby.

  193. That’s heartbreaking, PJM. I do hope his friend is doing better.

    San Diego is racist?? Wha…??

    Oh, and LEGOS RULE!! I just got meself Fallingwater Lego Set. Tell your kid I am 44, female, and a big fan.

  194. You people suck.

  195. well, he thinks Legos are cool, but the rides at Legoland are for the younger crowd

    Oh, and LEGOS RULE!! I just got meself Fallingwater Lego Set. Tell your kid I am 44, female, and a big fan.

    Do you live in your mom’s basement by any chance?

  196. Is that really what you got MCPO or are you making that up?

    Because that lock of hair is hysterical

  197. Frank Lloyd Lego?

  198. God damn this week is going to drag ass….

  199. Cry baby.

    *hones machete*

  200. PJM – I made it up. But, nobody laughed. Fucking Philistines.

  201. Did Rosetta survive the weekend?

  202. PJM – I made it up. But, nobody laughed. Fucking Philistines.

    I think you mean Filistines. Andy is very picky about how you spell shit.

  203. I’m in Texas, ergo, no basement. I do, however, keep my Legos all organized in a closet upstairs. And I do build the sets while wearing PJs. Does that count?

    Frank Lloyd Lego?

    +120,837 points!!

  204. Good thing it’s a short week!

  205. Interesting. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQZw3nema0Q&feature=related

  206. Check out what I made out of Legos

  207. Ooooo, correcting an already correct spelling, PJM. That’s minus a lot of points.

  208. TBOM, that will be the Lego Hooker of the Week…

  209. >> Andy is very picky about how you spell shit.

    S-H-I-T … how else would you spell it?

  210. Bro finally gets home tonight. Been sleeping in the Venice and Zurich airports the past 3 nights. Nice welcome home after 12 months in Afghanistan

  211. Happy news indeed, TBOM. Give him my thanks for his service :)

  212. Actually, I’m going to let Franz kick him in the junk…that dude treated me like shit growing up…anyway….glad he’s home and safe….still a bastard though

  213. Ahhhh, brotherly love. HAHAHAHA!

    I’m going to let Franz kick him in the junk

  214. I think I know where Rosetta is.

    http://bacn.me/jyqs

  215. Ah, well…. I’m getting Hubby ready for his deployment come first week in January.

    Ok, thank him from me, then kick him in the poon.

  216. Ooooo, correcting an already correct spelling, PJM. That’s minus a lot of points.

    *sigh

    Poor James doesn’t quite get hostage humor yet

  217. drivetime….

  218. Check out what I made out of Legos

    Yeah? Well her bra’s not made out of Legos so it don’t count

  219. Poor James doesn’t quite get hostage humor yet

    btw, that’s Jay in Ames contracted for those who don’t know

  220. PJM – You are always a font of inane and innocuous knowledge!

  221. did you know his mother was killed in a motorcycle accident last month?

    Ya know, I’m thinking that, if you ride a motorcycle, you might want to stay as far away as possible from any association whatsoever with PJM …..

  222. Aw. I wanted to find out what Tbom has shoved up his ass.

  223. PJM – You are always a font of inane and innocuous knowledge!

    and chocolate

  224. Ya know, I’m thinking that, if you ride a motorcycle, you might want to stay as far away as possible from any association whatsoever with PJM ….

    Oh come on. It’s only been TWO.

    well, and that guy I had to drive around that one time on the freeway AND the guy when we were on the way to that really cool restaurant in Florida, but other than that

  225. Wow! I didn’t realize the creek was so low!

    http://tinyurl.com/2deqsjy

  226. btw, that’s Jay in Ames contracted for those who don’t know

    Shouldn’t there be an apostrophe if it’s a contraction?

  227. I wanted to find out what Tbom has shoved up his ass.

    Balsam fir cones. Very festive.

  228. Shouldn’t there be an apostrophe if it’s a contraction?

    kurse you and the the grammer book you rode in at on

  229. Shouldn’t there be an apostrophe if it’s a contraction?

    J’Ames it is.

  230. J’Ames. . . Is it French?

  231. It is now, Jewstin.

  232. JEWSTIN!!!!!!

    How they hanging, boyfriend??

  233. Well thanks Wiser. A daily corn syrup treatment does wonders.

  234. How they hanging, boyfriend??

    They should be fine now because I’m his SS and I got him the “nut bra” as his gift

  235. A daily corn syrup treatment does wonders.

    ooooh, sticky and sweet.

    Just like you!

    *hugs

  236. J’Ames it is.

    Heh, well played, Aggie!

  237. OK! Who hijacked Wiser’s account?!

  238. MOM!!! PJ RUINED MY SURPRISE!!!

  239. OK! Who hijacked Wiser’s account?!

    My, what a bitchy little green-eyed monster MCPO has become…..

    *snap!

  240. cool
    wow
    snap

    I can’t see that wiserbud’s account has been hacked. He’s always had a thing for Jewstin’s nuts

  241. Michael?

    http://tinyurl.com/2dr4a69

  242. What a simplistic POS article:

    There is now a class divide in the Republican party. Mitt Romney, the leading establishment candidate for the party’s presidential nomination in 2012, draws support from affluent, college-educated Republicans. Voters without college degrees, on the other hand, look more favorably on Mike Huckabee and Sarah Palin — the potential candidates who most consistently rail against “elites” and “country-clubbers.”

    This division is relatively new to the Republican party.

    Huh? Relatively new? WTF are they talking about?

    Reagan vs. Bush the Elder split along the same lines. As did Goldwater vs. Rockefeller.

    The Venn Diagram intersection of “elite” and “moderate/liberal/squish/RINO” is so big it looks like a circle. This isn’t a class split, it’s the same old split of conservatives vs. non-conservatives.

    The NRO boys should pay closer attention. We knuckle-draggin’ cousin humpers are the least of their boy Romney’s problems.

  243. OK! Who hijacked Wiser’s account?!

    Probably our resident sweetness and light expert, Rosetta.

  244. Hi Jewstin!! Good to see you!

    Later Kids. Taking the boys over the river and through the woods to grandma’s house for the night. W00T! That’s two recent nights that Mr. Cyn and I get to sleep before 9:30 pm!

  245. Cyn’s humping tonight

  246. Wow! I didn’t realize the creek was so low!

    Yeah. Where do the fish go when that happens?

  247. *goes to start dinner prep*

    *let’s poat die mercifully*

  248. My SS gift has not yet arrived, but when it does, I sure hope it’s a gift certificate for a person to come in and organize my home.

    I can’t find my freaking textbook I should be studying right now. I think it might be under my clean clothes pile on the couch in my room

  249. Is mare my SS? I’m not asking for any particular reason. I’m just curious.

  250. MCPO, I like your latest link. Reminded me there is a lunar eclipse tonight.

  251. Grrrrrrr. My oldest cannot find the super nice camera that Santa brought him last year and he wants to take it for pics tonight of the lunar eclipse.

  252. Too bad I won’t be able to see the lunar eclipse because of the FREAKIN SNOWSTORM!

    Time to drive, have fun!

  253. Is mare my SS?

    I believe she is several people’s SS this time around.

    xbrad really does hate us.

  254. according to UPS my SS package (That I sent) is still on route

  255. I’M THIS CLOSE TO THE FREAKING EDGE, PEOPLE!

    *smashes my face with a clipboard to shut the voices up

  256. PJ, if you’re still here, I sent you the info.

  257. hello hostage types & good fucking evening:
    a friend was at some gathering recently where they were telling pregnancy stories… (i can only assume that DiT was there , however; evidently Chief was in the room too):

    The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

    She said “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”

    She looked at the men in the room, “Gentlemen, remember, you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.”

    The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information

    Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

    “Yes?”, answered the Instructor.

    “I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”

    This kind of sensitivity just can’t be taught.

  258. My SS gift is from someone in TX. That narrows it down but not by much.

  259. Well, it seems that my gift did not arrive yet.

    I apologize. Seriously. I tried. I ordered it in the 6th and even paid for Air Mail to be sure it would be there by today.

    I can post a picture of the gift, but I will need the person I had to approve that.

    Again, I’m really, really sorry and no, this is not a joke, so please don’t make a mockery of this.

  260. Band rehearsal. BBL.

  261. Customers of mine are reporting that all categories of US Postal Service are sucking flyblown possum this holiday season.
    But that fifteen-day Priority Mail service is a bargain!

    This is why I do not use them.

    If there’s more than three or four of you with issues (sounds like), maybe you should give the H2 Christmas party one more night to see if it all turns up? Just a thought.

  262. Seconded.

  263. Lauraw, nice job on the weekend summary. I especially liked Herself’s address.

  264. If there’s more than three or four of you with issues (sounds like), maybe you should give the H2 Christmas party one more night to see if it all turns up? Just a thought.

    Well. I’d be fine with waiting another night or two.
    Can’t say why — I’d have to kill sumbunny.

  265. If there’s more than three or four of you with issues (sounds like), maybe you should give the H2 Christmas party one more night to see if it all turns up? Just a thought.

    Been moved and seconded. Any discussion?

    Otherwise it will be “All in favor of waiting another night or two with the SS gift exchange.. signify by… oh… I dunno… saying CRAP TREE!”

  266. Pups, linky no worky

  267. Cathy, do whatever you please.

    Thanks, Dick. I usually do.

  268. Hey, it was just a suggestion.

    I’m not even part of the Secret Sausage thing.

  269. shroomery seems to not like hotlinking

  270. I’d be fine waiting another night.

    Oh wait, I don’t have a choice

  271. Thanks, Dick. I usually do.

    *snickers

  272. Oh I shouldn’t have said that. I’m craving milk chocolate, peanuts, caramel and nougat now.

  273. FAVRE!

  274. Is anyone putting up a secret santa poat?

  275. I already listed what I got, if ya’all want to wait I’m good with it.

  276. http://tinyurl.com/35dwdlg

  277. Oh looks like we are waiting another night. I am totally fine with that.

  278. *notices poat is staggering around on only three legs*

    *smells barbecue*

    *narrows eyes at Dick’s sauce-stained shirt*

  279. Hola Hostages. Busy day here in Jakeland with the kids not in skool. Today was doctor’s appointments. Tomorrow, Jakeson gets his braces off, and the medical expenses here decrease accordingly. Give me an AMEN!

    I can’t tell if the decision has been made, but I am fine with a 1-day stay of execution on the SS. I have received my package, and mine was received by my victim according to the FedEx tracker.

  280. As I haven’t received anything yet, I’d vote for moving to tomorrow night. I also don’t know if my victim has received theirs yet.

    I’m not even part of the Secret Sausage thing.

    Is that why scottw tried to burn the house down?

  281. lauraW – Has Mom decided on a Christmas menu yet? I’d hate to drive 5 hours for just the cannoli!

  282. ScottW, you should know that NFL rules require that you can’t just say FARVRE! once. Each statement must contain at least 50% FARVRE! content. FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE! FARVRE!

  283. CRAP TREE

  284. Oh I shouldn’t have said that. I’m craving milk chocolate, peanuts, caramel and nougat now.

    Let’s try something else, then:

    * almond joy

    Anything?

  285. I know the one I sent arrived around the 9th or so. If you sent something on the 6th and it still didn’t make it Wiser, wow, those USPS douches are douches. 14 days is enough time to get it to S. Waziristan.

    *looks on the porch

    nada

  286. Evenin’ y’all.

    Waiting another night is fine with me :)

  287. Looks like I spoke too soon.

    I haz package.

  288. Awww, I really don’t want to wait another night. I was just being silly. I’d like to find out what everyone got. And to see if my recipient got theirs because I don’t know. I sent it thru good old USPS.

  289. *shoots this three legged thing in the head*
    http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/0304E7E1-49B1-4B27-AE9F-852D64B7E664/AAKA002985.jpg

    * walks away thinking it was the humane thing to do*

  290. OMG!! Seriously, this is the worst!!

    It’s been raining sideways for the past couple o’days. I can’t kick the kids outside and they’re driving me crazy. Today is only the first official day of Christmas break. I’ve been driven to Kahlua and milk.

    Gawd it tastes good

    and agile, thank God you got that craving out of my head. I’m really not a coconut fan, so that works

  291. So, I have to wait for another day to see what’s in my secret box?

    poo.
    But, I’m ok with it.

    (I also checked – after several days of ignoring it) and see the Eagle Has Landed for my victim. Sometime between whenever I last complained about it and today.

  292. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    I want to see what people got!!

    PLEASE?!?!?!?!

    I can’t wait anymore!

  293. Secret Santa arrived today! Yeah! Can we open them yet? Can we? Please?!

  294. please open them guys, seriously, give me something to distract myself from the kids destroying the house in the next room

  295. So. I’ve been informed that my husband did NOT get me an iPad. Unfortunately, he looked at the price.

    DRat stupid price checker.

    Of course he always goes for the top flight – so I’m sure he looked at the best one they sell.

  296. Has Mom decided on a Christmas menu yet? I’d hate to drive 5 hours for just the cannoli!

    You know, I have no idea what she’s serving! I suppose I’ll find out when I get pressed into service.
    Not a big cannoli eating family. We’re more sfogliatelle and giurgiulena type people.

  297. I don’t understand why you people want the iPad. Do you not care that you won’t have adobe flash on it? That would bug me

  298. We’re more sfogliatelle and giurgiulena type people.

    I knew it!

  299. I even got myself some vino. But I can buy more tomorrow.

    Peej – did you see how I was stuck in a hotel room saturday night with all five of my kids?

    What I’m saying is that I have no pity.

  300. I’m opening mine RIGHT NOW!

  301. We’re more sfogliatelle and giurgiulena type people.

    Will Chris Hansen show up at my house if I google those words?

  302. Peej – did you see how I was stuck in a hotel room saturday night with all five of my kids?

    eeesh.

    I missed that. That would suck.

    This drink I got right here is making things better, kinda sorta

  303. NO PUPSTER NO.

    Bad dog .

    *mean angry face

  304. So when does this bidness go down?

  305. please, please, please, please, please open yer gifts

  306. I didn’t tell you the worst part.

    Totally sober.

    Not a drop anywhere to be found.

    *shudder.

    I was too tired to drink anyway, so it’s prolly for the best. If it had been available. I”m thinking train wreck .

  307. Laura – As long as the giurgiulena has plenty of honey, I’m good!

  308. giurgiulena

    oh man, I want some of that!!!

  309. PJM should have named one of her kids Giurgiulena.

  310. CAN YOU GUYS OPEN YOUR FUCKING GIFTS NOW PLEASE?!?!?!?!

  311. I can’t wait for Christmas to be over. It looks like Peej has the ick.

  312. PJM – STFU or call me, either way I’m good.

  313. CAN YOU GUYS OPEN YOUR FUCKING GIFTS NOW PLEASE?!?!?!?!

    Even if we do open them tonight, the agreed time was 9:30 EST. So….not yet.

  314. I got a Secret Santa gift when I got home. A busted heating unit — house is a meatlocker. Ho. Ho. Ho.

  315. PJM should have named one of her kids Giurgiulena.

    Come on, I already let you name a goat, what more do you want? Um, course the Filipinos ate that goat, but that’s neither here nor there.

  316. Giurgiulena

    shot’ll clear that right up.

  317. Awww…how thoughtful! THANKS!

    http://tinyurl.com/29r2x4r

  318. I can’t wait for Christmas to be over. It looks like Peej has the ick

    Nah, the penicillin should have taken care of that.

  319. At the risk of having something thrown at me, if you would like a copy of the RFH Christmas newsletter, email me at miriam930 at yahoo. It is one page and ~100Kb.

  320. How many people believe PJ ain’t opened hers already?

    Anybody?

  321. PJM – STFU or call me, either way I’m good.

    can you send me your snail mail addy? We got your card, but I threw away the envelope like a dummy

  322. How many people believe PJ ain’t opened hers already?

    Anybody?

    I don’t have mine yet, JACKHOLE!!

  323. Cuffy, you have a backup heating source?

  324. >> It is one page and ~100Kb.

    Hahahahaha. In that case, just send it to the list.

  325. Hmmm…check out the pic in this link:

    http://www.macon.com/2010/12/16/1379464/funding-cuts-leave-many-without.html

    Now, if she owns a huge flat screen TV and an xBox, why should anyone help with her heating bill??

  326. >> I don’t have mine yet, JACKHOLE!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. Hey, it’s only, what, 4:40 there. It could show up.

  327. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Hey, it’s only, what, 4:40 there. It could show up.

    well, only if it’s ups cuz usps has already done came and went. I know because I was stalking them

    *notices that mare is conspi, conspicqu…….mare ain’t here

  328. backup heating source?

    Gas logs & space heaters. HVAC dude is on the way over right now. Not exactly how I intended to spend the bonus I got today… FFFUUUUUU….

  329. I don’t wanna open mine tonight. Too soon.

  330. Now, if she owns a huge flat screen TV and an xBox, why should anyone help with her heating bill??

    hahaha, she’s getting NO sympathy whatsoever from the commenters.

    Course, when PJD lost his job, we had a big ole TV and a playstation, course we didn’t get any government assistance either.

  331. How many people believe PJ DAVE ain’t opened hers already?

  332. I don’t wanna open mine tonight. Too soon.

    NOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Why are you doing this to me?!?!?!?
    OPEN IT!!!!

  333. >> Now, if she owns a huge flat screen TV and an xBox, why should anyone help with her heating bill??

    Yay! That’s a perfect metaphor for the shithole that my hometown has become.

  334. I’m staring at my box hahahahaha!

  335. >> OPEN IT!!!!

    no.

  336. PJM, you wish for me to open mine right now?

    Because I hate seeing you so distraught.

  337. Mine’s been here for a week already. I’ve been ignoring it. That’s really the best policy.

  338. The header photo is the gingerbread house me and the kids put together this weekend.

  339. >> OPEN IT!!!!

    no.

    Please?

  340. If I have another shot of Kalhua, I’m not sure I can make it till 9:30 eastern time

  341. srsly, PJ? Does it have a lil gingerbread meth cooker in there?

  342. Cuffy, glad you and Mrs. Cuffy are not icicles. Were you here for the ice storm in ’85? There are people still hatin’ on Coshatt’s.

  343. Ha ha haa …

    We just did our gingerbread house thingy today.

    My kids are all old enough that I just task ‘em.

    It’s kinda cool.

  344. Gingerbread crackhouse….

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  345. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    OMG!!! I have tears beasn.

    And they’re not completely tears of rage, some of them are laughter.

  346. In that case, just send it to the list.

    Oh hell no.

  347. Baby monkey!Woohoo
    Baby monkey!woohoo

    Riding backwards on a pig baby monkey!

  348. Damn, I think I’m in spam.

  349. If you guys don’t open your gifts, I won’t know if my person got mine and that wouldn’t be very nice

  350. Beasn, that is awesome!!!

  351. PJM – Check your g-string, burritohead!!!

  352. beasn, you are an artiste.

  353. Missed the ’85 one, roamy.

    I thought we had one of those home warranty dealies that covered this shit. But it expired last year in a stack of junk mail apparently.

  354. We can do it on Christmas Eve.

    That would be better.

  355. PJM – Check your g-string, burritohead!!!

    no

  356. OK, this football game hasn’t even started, and I’m already tired of hearing how much the cold makes their pussies hurt.

    For God’s sake, it’s not that cold (low 20s). They play outside in Buffalo, Green Bay, Chicago, etc. STFU, wimps.

  357. I think Dave is torturing PJM….

  358. I won’t be here Christmas Eve.

    How ’bout either the 22 or the 26th?

    I could even make (late) on the 25th.

  359. Best. Cake. EVER!

  360. Ok, lets see.. how about New Year’s Eve? By then they’ll all show up, right?

  361. Beasn! Adorable! Great job, heh.

    We can do it on Christmas Eve.

    OMG, I’m pretty sure a wait that long would cause heartattacks and spontaneous decapitations and explosions and shit.

  362. Andy – I’m awaiting the kick-off and refuse to watch the pre-game show.

  363. We can do it on Christmas Eve.

    That would be better.

    Oh hell no. I’ll be at the 10 million hour Mass that night.

  364. You do realize that TBOM is one of my minions, right? I no longer do the dirty work myself.

    I feel like my status as the H2 Antagonist is being challenged.

    You don’t want to do that.

  365. The 22nd would be nice… *eyes H2 birfday page*

  366. Baby monkey on a pig is so cute. Mighta known it graduate to be a cake-theme!

    I’ve been gone. Anybody keeping track of the votes up or down?

  367. Oh, and thank you to my calendar-ly challenged Secret Santa. I’m sure it’ll be the best gift evar in 2011.

    We You should open gifts under a Poat of Shame™

  368. hmmmm.. .halftime at the Rose Bowl then? What’s that, Jan 6?

  369. beasn, that is filled with babymonkeypig ÜBERWIN!

  370. No, not Christmas Eve! I will be at the in-laws and incommunicado.

  371. I won’t be here Christmas Eve.

    How ’bout either the 22 or the 26th?

    I could even make (late) on the 25th.

    Wha? NOOOO!! What the hell. TONIGHT!!!

  372. Why don’t we just delay till February 14 and make it fookin’ Secret Cupid, or better yet March 17 and call it Secret Leprechaun?

  373. Ok, from what I gather, PJM is having a seizure or three over everyone not opening their gifts, Dave is poking at her with a cattle prod making her miserable, and she’s taken to putting alcohol in her milk to give her enough to endure.

    I have no idea where the vote stands, Cathy.

  374. Beasn, do any of the customers recognize the cake’s theme from the internet?

  375. Beasns!!! Woo Hoo Baby Monkey. Great Work!

    Mr. Cyn happened to be standing near by and I showed him the pics. He’d never heard Baby Monkey before, but now he has. He walked away and mumbled something about cutting off all sexual gratification for the night.

  376. Just usually? Somehow, I doubt that.

    Dick. “Usually” is perfect.

  377. Beasn!! You are an artiste!!

  378. Baby monkeys on pigs

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/herrmorgenholz/5278449353/

  379. I’ve been gone. Anybody keeping track of the votes up or down?

    please, please, please, please, please open tonight.

    You guys all agreed to crap I can’t remember what time, but please open them at that time

  380. Easter?

  381. I think my SS has their gift. Amazon said they have it.

  382. July 4th, Happy Secret Fookin’ Uncle Sam’s birthday

  383. I’ma gunna open mine

  384. We all (except PJ) agreed to hold off for a week, I believe.

  385. I just showed the kids and husband the baby monkey riding backwards on a pig.

    I’m sure they recognize the genius of both the video and the cake.

    Well done, Beasn.

  386. aggie, you know yer able to get yerself out of spam, right?

    I’m going to get another drink. I hope people will be preparing to open their gifts when I get back

  387. I am soooo sorry, dang.
    Did not mean to cause issues.

    *scuttles off to a dark corner*

  388. Wha? NOOOO!! What the hell. TONIGHT!!!

    PJM — Have another Black Russian or whatever, Snookims.

    …Or make them for your kids.

  389. please, please, please, please, please open tonight.

    Mine still smells funny.

  390. Well, I have just been informed that I have to participate in a girl scout badge function this evening. I will be leaving at 7:30, so I shall open my gift.

    Right now….

  391. Look I have to quarantine mine for at least a day anyway. To be safe.

  392. beasn that is too dang cute! My scalp is on FIRE! I am bleaching my own hair and it doesn’t feel good at all.

  393. Herr M – Pennsylvania Dutch Scrapple should keep for 3 weeks without refrigeration, right?

  394. OPEN IT AGGIE!!!!!!

  395. Once the rind forms, Chief, you’re golden.

  396. Ok, whoever my SS is, they wrapped their gift in NY Post paper, and added ME to the NYPD Daily Blotter:

    LC Aggie Sith– Prostitution, Battery, and Public Nudity.

    How the hell can the gift beat THAT???

  397. Excellent, beasn!

  398. You know why it doesn’t feel right?

    i just started shopping today.

    I can wait.

    who’s with me?

    I mean, we can wait – at least – until Wiser gets his, right?

  399. Gift opening tomorrow please.

  400. Thank you all muchly. Here is the front view.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/14326423@N02/5279024878/sizes/z/

    Lauraw, I’m not sure if anyone recognizes it from youtube, but they get sold quickly. Playing with cupcakes is my favorite thing to do but we have been so short staffed that I haven’t been able to do it much.

    My daughter told me that ‘baby monkey’ was playing in her head the entire time she was taking her Statistics final. Must have done her good, she aced it.

  401. I will be back in about 30 minutes and see what we are doing

  402. I can’t do it tomorrow, as I will be drinking beers and bullshitting with JackStraw.

    But I probably won’t have anything to open anyway, so go ahead.

  403. Ha ha haa … beasn. You sold them?

    Too funny.

  404. What you get aggie.

    beasn, is it really a cake or did you just do an icing sculpture?

    PJM — Have another Black Russian or whatever, Snookim

    Don’t mind if I do.
    RACIST!!!

  405. Ok, lets see.. how about New Year’s Eve? By then they’ll all show up, right?

    Probably, except for Wiser’s gift.

  406. People should have their packages in hand all at once.

    As it were.

    I say CRAP TREE

  407. I was thinking, ‘mostly’.

    Mostly would be 2 standard deviations from the mean.
    Usually would be 1 standard deviation from the mean.

    I’ll stick with “usually.” Thank you.

  408. That is disturbing Beasn,
    I like it

  409. If there are a nicely group w/o pleasants, I can wait.

    26th would be cool with me.

    It’s always fun to have something to look forward to after the holiday.

  410. YES, I make ‘critter cakes’ and sell them. Two cupcakes dressed up in icing.

  411. One time we made a twig and berries but that was for a coworker, who put tissue paper over it before getting checked out.

    HAHAHAHA

  412. Well, I opened mine, and pics are on the way to PJM.

  413. So Beasn, that cake is your art?

    That’s major cool and creative.

    *needs to catch up here at hostamages*

  414. eh heh heh.

    I feel the dark side of the force.

  415. People should have their packages in hand all at once

    Nah, it doesn’t work that way because some people were reeeeeeeeally late sending their gifts.

  416. Easter?

    Works for me. I’m looking at my gift right now. I can wait. It’s a good one, because the box is kinda heavy.

    Remember when you were a kid, and you would sneak under the tree and check out the gifts with your name on them, and heft them? You knew that the good gifts were heavier, and the light boxes were a bunch of socks or something.

  417. What is RIG and why don’t I have a password for it?

  418. “can you send me your snail mail addy? We got your card, but I threw away the envelope like a dummy”

    Dear Lord, thank you for putting PJ in California, cause I want to choke her since I sent her that address hours ago.
    Amen.

  419. If there are a nicely group w/o pleasants, I can wait.

    Carin? Um. whuh

  420. I’m still laughing, and so are my kids.

  421. He walked away and mumbled something about cutting off all sexual gratification for the night.

    Get on that pig and hold on tight.

  422. If there are a nicely group w/o pleasants, I can wait.

    Carin? Um. whuh

    Well carin and laura, thanks for making me waste some of this kahlua.

  423. DID YOU GET THE PIC, PJM?!?!?!?!?!

    Have to yell, just in case you can’t see straight by now.

  424. Maybe she’s having a stroke?

  425. DID YOU GET THE PIC, PJM?!?!?!?!?!

    Have to yell, just in case you can’t see straight by now.

    I responded with a whole letter back for crying out loud.

    pa, I didn’t get your response because you prolly responded to me on chat and when I logged off, it deletes it and crap

  426. You guys all agreed to crap I can’t remember what time, but please open them at that time

    The dysfunction here is cracking me up.

    I got my gift, and I am just going to savor the anticipation as long as possible.

  427. Heh… The dumbass forgot that I’m a bricklayer.</I.

    From you? I think not, Dick. Nice try. Maybe I'm wrong, but if so you sure went to a lot of trouble to fool us.

    Yea, we have a great division of labor. I took care of getting & sending our SS gift, and Michael does his part by opening what 'we' got.

  428. ok guys, I put up a new post so you can post the picture of what your SS got you.

    Wasn’t that so sweet of me?

  429. Don’t the rules state that you have to tell EVERYONE what your gift is once you open it?

  430. PJ – It doesn’t delete it. Quit telling porkies!

  431. Thanks, PJM!!

    Gotta jet… will check the thread tomorrow for further hilarity!

  432. PJ – It doesn’t delete it. Quit telling porkies!

    Yes it does because I have all my chats off the record thank you very much. dave in texas and I have waaaaaaaay too many sex chats

  433. “it deletes it and crap”

    It does not. In Gmal, it’s under *More* on the left side after Inbox, etc. Click More then Chats

  434. MCPO, Peej uses a special settings thingy on gmail chat that keeps the chats from being recorded. When they’re closed, they never show up in any archives.

    I think she does it because she’s naughty.

  435. >> dave in texas and I have waaaaaaaay too many sex chats

    Well, I don’t delete mine, maybe you do yours. I summarize them and post them for the guys in the test lab every afternoon.

    They’re quite impressed with you.

  436. They’re quite impressed with you.

    *puffs up chest

    It’s good to be important

    anyhoo, new post with aggie’s present posted

  437. Aggie tell us what it is

  438. It’s on the new poat sohos

  439. *People should have their packages in hand all at once….*!!!!!!!!!
    that’s too fuckin’ funny….

    wtf… it’s a pubelick display of some sort…. for kwanza i guess… still friggin’ confused

    Best Regards;
    Master Redistribation


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