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Dude, TSA pinup calendar is like old and stuff.
Cuffy – That there is what you call artistic inspiration.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love the TSA one. I have all twelve poses, and was going to use them for a HOTW
Tats, when was the last time you poated?
I have all twelve poses, and was going to use them for a HOTW
Ha! That’s funny cause I thought the same thing.
LMAO…. love the Jihadi Pimp my Ride!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tats, when was the last time you poated?
3 minutes ago.
Josie – How you like being institutionalized so far?
Chief, not bad being institutionalized. Love it in fact. Thanks for asking.
So, yesterday I was all productive and got my bed set up and stuff sorta situated. Today I managed to feed myself and Hannibal and so far that’s it.
Ha! That’s funny cause I thought the same thing.
GMTA
Tatts – Pace yourself, dear.
Be a love and email me woodja?
Hahahaha Dick, sammich for dinner. Hubby is not here. Not sure about 635 and MacArthur, I don’t go that far north during the week.
Be a love and email me woodja?
Me? Email you?
Ummm, ok.
But I only work for chocolate.
Ha! That’s funny cause I thought the same thing.
GMTA
Fools seldom differ.
Yep Dick in C town. : (
Where’s hubby,
Dick, I thought you mentioned it was “date” night tonight?
I just got to the “lounging” scene from last night’s Red Eye.
Homina.
OMG, is that a calf tattoo?
Leon – Why, yes it is!
How often do you get out with a good dwarf or midget?
I only go out with bad dwarves.
Here it is, what’s it mean?
I only go out with bad dwarves.
Hi there. Have we met?
Ah, it’s an artist’s signature.
Fools seldom differ.
I see how it is…. *sniff*
Josey, I missed your nuptials!! Congrats!!
Here it is, what’s it mean?
Kandinsky’s sig.
Leon – Enlighten me.
Ctrl-f for “tattoo” and you’ll find her statement on it.
Hi there. Have we met?
*snort*
Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 8:41 pm
Leon – Enlighten me.
Kandinsky’s sig.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassily_Kandinsky
Crap, I’m still getting caught in the spam at DPUD.
I blame mare.
Tat, you know I kid. I’m pretty dwarfy, though. You gotta gimme that.
Thanks. Interesting guy.
Tat, you know I kid. I’m pretty dwarfy, though. You gotta gimme that.
The regulars at the part time gig make fun of me b/c I have to use a back scratcher to turn the TVs off.
Aggie, would it help if you made a tinyurl for hookersandbooze and used that as your blog link?
The regulars at the part time gig make fun of me b/c I have to use a back scratcher to turn the TVs off.
Hawt.
Aggie, would it help if you made a tinyurl for hookersandbooze and used that as your blog link?
I know tinyurl, but not sure what you are asking me to do. What H&B links?
I’m pretty sure the hookersandbooze.com url isn’t the problem. the problem is very recent and she’s been sporting that url for quite some time.
Just watched another episode of “Firefly”. Great show.
Aggie, if you mouse over “LC Aggie Sith”, it shows a link to http://www.hookersandbooze.com Change your login data to a tinyurl so it doesn’t set off the spamcatchers.
Oh…for the spam thing? No, it’s a WP issue. It’s working out gradually.
Going to go off and decorate some more, and then take my nightly bubblebath. Y’all have a great evening!
I have no spam. Having 4 regular readers has its perks.
DPUD isn’t WP
Congratulations, josefpdaddy!
H&B generally maintains a balance of 2 spam comments for every non-spam comment. Recently the non-spam comments have been gaining.
DPUD isn’t WP
It is now.
Did anybody throw an empty whiskey bottle at anybody else today?
Saw this in Athens last Saturday. Redneck Genius(tm): http://towabletailgates.com
DPUD moved to WP a month ago, Roamy.
Hahahaha,
I love you guys.
Roamy, did you do the updates to your post? THEY ARE EXCELLENT!
(But the boner one is icky and strange,)
Did anybody throw an empty whiskey bottle at anybody else today?
Why? Did anyone see me there?
Just what has Rosetta been up to lately?
What a shit hole it must be to be worse than Camden!!
*gulp*
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/politics/201012/megyn-kelly-fox-news
Hi Mare.
So where are you at now?
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2010/12/photo-of-day-and-they-impugn-sarah.html
Hi Mare.
So where are you at now?
Don’t tell her! She’s working for “them.”
MARE’S COMMENTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
I knew DPUD had moved from mee.nu, but wordpress wasn’t in the address, so I was ignorant of the server.
The BBC version or the HIstory channel one?
The History Channel version sucks. I don’t know why they felt the need to do that.
so I was ignorant of the server
You don’t have to be running on their server to be using WP. H&B is wordpress but I host it myself. Specifically on a Linode located in Dallas.
All that payside of WP is greek to me.
One of you smarties needs to explain how I can do this at my next staff meeting.
http://tinyurl.com/2fyud9d
At first I thought it was just powder, but now I’m leaning toward liquid oxygen.
http://tinyurl.com/2fo2mf3
I was born in 1954.
http://tinyurl.com/cs25h6
DPUD’s at WordPress.com (i.e., hosted) but they use a custom URL instead of dpud.wordpress.com.
Well, WP itself is not really relevant anyway since practically all WP blogs use the same spam filter .. Akismet. So, it is very likely an issue with them. In theory, the more Aggie’s comments are tagged “Not Spam” by blog admins, the quicker the problem will go away.
That said, the hookersandbooze.com url isn’t likely the issue because I don’t have the same problem Aggie has been having. More likely there’s been a recent spam-storm from her bit of the internet.
/geek
Pupster, my guess is dry ice with room temperature water dumped on it.
Pups, I’m thinking it’s probably liquid nitrogen.
LOX is incredibly dangerous.
MCPO can probably tell you about it.
I worked around LOX for almost 30 years. It still scares the shit out of me!
Good point, AG, it’s really an Akismet issue if anything.
Speaking of which, I dumped 26 spam messages from this POS’s filter today. This is extraordinarily high.
Looks like wiser’s been surfing Russkie pr0n again.
It’s a pretty impressive mushroom cloud, right fucking now. I need that it a small, pocket sized capsule.
http://tinyurl.com/2893uqx
Andy – That was me and I was merely searching for female Czech powerlifters.
Liquid nitrogen would explain the giant thermos, but that makes the stunt even more dangerous than liquid oxygen. What if he’d poured it on his foot? I think the trick is the tub content, not the poured substance.
Hey Emma, can Xbrad get your phone number?
http://tinyurl.com/3aketx7
Looks like they found you.
Dick, are you still present?
CO2 fire extinguishers also give you a similar cloud — from the frost generated, so I still say dry ice. It’d be a simple and cheap thing to test if you can find some dry ice.
Leon, I think you’re right.
Pupster, I think it’s liquid nitrogen and something else.
MCPO, that was a good year. My favorite brother was born that year.
Leon, I think you’re right.
I’m going to try and test it now, I’m curious. Have to see where I can get some frozen CO2.
Pupster, my guess is dry ice with room temperature water dumped on it.
Pups, I’m thinking it’s probably liquid nitrogen.
Pupster, I think it’s liquid nitrogen and something else.
http://tinyurl.com/2fo2mf3
Never mind. I think Leon is right.
The real question is whether Pupster will be able to escape from his meeting, regardless of the smoke puff he can generate.
Wow, Dick. That’s a shitload of spam.
Here it’s about 4 or 5 a day, tops.
H&B gets quite a lot of spam, but I always assumed the name of the site was a bit of a spam-magnet.
I’m thinking any blog with “dick” in the title is bound to get a lot of spam.
We’ve actually had a douchebag or two show up here.
**looks around for Folly**
Mr. RFH made a good observation – if it were liquid nitrogen or oxygen, it would have little curls of vapor before he poured it.
Roamy, that makes sense. The lack of gloves/safety gear is what made me doubt it. No effect is cool enough to lose a finger over.
No effect is cool enough to lose a finger over.
You pussy.
This place cracks me up. Lawyers, molecular biologists, rocket scientists, and a fucking bricklayer.
You forgot the guy in the Pokemon costume, the tranny, and someone’s pet cat.
You pussy.
Maybe, but I can count to 10!
>> This place cracks me up. Lawyers, molecular biologists, rocket scientists, and a fucking bricklayer.
All important skills when we set up The Republic of H2.
Maybe, but I can count to 10!
Also, your handprint turkey picture may not have been put up on the fridge last week if you were missing a digit.
I can count to 21.
Stop counting and put your pants back on.
if you were missing a digit.
Oh yeah, make fun of me because I lost a finger.
I can count to 21.
So can I, but not in public.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv8KC4Y-_RQ&feature=channel
You’re welcome.
Tatts – You so good!
Welcome for what ? There were no boobies in that video!
Welcome for what ? There were no boobies in that video!
Yes there were. You obviously weren’t looking hard enough.
I might be wrong, then, that certainly looks like the effect in Pupster’s gif. The guy in that video was way more safety conscious, though. I’m still going to test and see if I can get the same effect from dry ice.
Holy shit! I gotta try that.
I can count to 31 on one hand.
Hmm. Maybe.
I can count to 31 on one hand.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world…
More smoke. I think filling a tub with dry ice and then pouring hot water over it is still plausible.
NO MATH!!!
Love the foogas ‘splodey.
Bedtime. G’night folks.
Saw this guy on a local PBS station fundraiser tonight. Had forgotten how outstanding he is: http://is.gd/i4Pwe
DOH! Thought I would catch leon. Anyway, try the dry ice bomb with a 2 liter bottle.
Hint: Get really far away after shaking (I put the dry ice in first, then pour in the water. Easier on the hands. You need a funnel). They really go off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rD_jxfamTY
Tried doing the Mentos and Diet Coke thing and it didn’t work. I think I had the wrong kind of Mentos.
Hmm, didn’t think there was a trick to that one. They just kinda fizz up, don’t they?
What the suck is this fhit.
I tried the live grenade in a dead goat thing.
Bring a wet-nap.
Rosetta, isn’t it past your bedtime? Did Floyd pee on your bed and you had to get up?
Rosetta, why didn’t you throw yourself in front of a bus today?
(A) Everyone fuck off
(B) My bedtime is when I SAY IT IS
*falls down*
(C) The bus was too fast. STUPID FAST SHORT BUS!!!!
(L) Clint, what color leisure suit are you wearing right now?
http://tinyurl.com/36mxxso
Hahahahahahaha.
This lady kicks TSA ass!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/woman-goes-through-tsa-screening-in-bra-panties-and-wheelchair/
What the fuck is with History Channel and all their fucked up conspiracy shows lately?
“(L) Clint, what color leisure suit are you wearing right now?”
Mauve with little buttercup flowers over each shoulder.
You go, boys and girls, you go!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/new-gop-majority-pulls-the-plug-on-house-climate-change-committee/
Jay, the Diet Coke and Mentos thing was supposed to shoot foam. It bubbled a little bit. Didn’t even make a mess.
I blame mare.
Rosetta, we may have a couple of new BBF possibilities here:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/okla-women-arrested-for-smuggling-jeans-and-boots-in-their-body-fat-rolls/
How you feeling tonight, roamy?
Mauve with little buttercup flowers over each shoulder.
ZOMG!!! Awesome.
http://tinyurl.com/28mjngp
Rosetta, we may have a couple of new BBF possibilities here:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/okla-women-arrested-for-smuggling-jeans-and-boots-in-their-body-fat-rolls/
H8ter.
Don’t you just love the one named Shmeco? I’m thinking her parent (s left off on purpose) copied that off a sign she saw as she was laying on her back looking out the back of the old van in which she delivered her big bundle of joy.
Clintbird, I still have a kick in the chest every now and then, but I got a lot done today. Stairs are still a bitch, but I brought in three loads of groceries before crying uncle.
and you’re a sweetie for asking, thank you.
I’m glad you’re making some progress, roamy.
All that running up and down the stairs, and not once did you bring a sammich…
HAHAHAHA
Shmeco
WTF. Idiot. I bet she scams bakeries out of cakes because the colors don’t match the picture.
not once did you bring a sammich…
I forgot my shopping list, therefore I forgot lunch meat. Rocketboy will be sad, too, tomorrow.
H8ter.
I see what you did there.
Where’s Aggie when I need a sammich? Did she drown in her bubblebath?
I see what you did there.
I don’t know what you have planned for 2011 but I say we stalk Parker Stevenson.
NANCY DREW THIS BITCH!!
Somebody, please, make me laugh.
I don’t know what you have planned for 2011 but I say we stalk Parker Stevenson.
The judge who sentenced me to probation for stalking Corin Nemec would probably frown on that.
Chrysler Douche Hammer GT
Chrysler Douche Hammer GT
Okay, that worked.
The judge who sentenced me to probation for stalking Corin Nemec would probably frown on that.
Well I doubt he’ll care about that after we shove a Ford Turducken up his ass.
The Chevrolet Dolt
I think I’m in love…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTzbhbyELvc
Rosetta’s here.
That means somewhere, a villiage is missing its goatse.
General Motors Union Thug Cabriolet
209 HP. 188 fist bailouts of dorque.
Speaking of which…Pontiac GTOatse.
The GM FOAD
So, I guess it’s too late to start a true joke thread?
The AMC Growler.
Ford FU150
That means somewhere, a villiage is missing its goatse.
I burned the village down and stole its best sausages and tuna.
I was gonna make a new post out of this bit but whatever. It’s kick ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55IcCgBOTGI
And then run out and don’t pay for the butter.
Pontiac GTOatse.
Hahahahahahaha.
The Hyundai Nuke
The VW PunchDrunkBuggy
Ferrari Frigidity 108
The Toyota Priaprism
The Beemer Steamer.
Jerry’s Kia
the GM Teleprompter
BMW M&M
Mini Pooper
Fjord Piece of Ice
Volvo Vulva
Honda Quaalude
Ass-to-Mouth-Martin Vanquish V-Fist
Ford Fister
‘k, this sucks worse than MCPO’s whining about being banned.
Catch y’all tomorrow.
Ferarri Testagonorrhea.
GM, YOUR CAR SMELLS TERRIFIC!
Toyota Baby Monkey
Jaguar Xbradtc
Land Rover Shirlena?
Slightly used rubber FIAT
The Toyota Twat *
*formerly the Prius, but named after their pretentious customer type.
Subaru Bulldyke
Porsche Rascal BM
Dodge Dirty Sanchez…the latest import from Mexico.
MazdaKwanzza
Rolls Royce Silver Shart
Dodge Ball
Turdebaker
GM Malia College Fund
Datsun Daddy’s Fingers
My Father’s Oldsmobile
Buick Bukkake
Ford FIRE!!!THECARISONFIRE!!!
Chevy Reacharound
Lexus Surprise You’re Adopted!
Chrysler Air Bag Schmair Bag
Cadillac Cum Chugger
Chevy Astroglide
Astin Martin Handjob
The Lincoln Log
Kia Kardashian
GMC Molest-O-Van
Subaru Stalker
Dodge Shart
Olbermann Douchenberg
Plymouth Pudknocker
Fjord Floyd
AMC Maddow
Okay..that’s stupid. I’m hitting the sack.
Mercedes Benz her over the hood
Quitter.
Chrysler 300 Man Gangbang
that’s Nissan Quitter
Chevy Urban League
Pontiac Die-In-A-Fiero
Ford Fistiva
Lincoln Incontinental.
Honda Impotent
maseratti small penis death machine
Plymouth Pucker
Dodge Ram It Up Your Ass
Ford Fairy
Ford Fuckus
Audi Innie
Porsche September11
(Too soon?)
new poat