Hello and welcome to a slightly abbreviated version of BBF. I have some actual work, work-type work to do today so you will get a shortened version and you will fucking like it.
Oh look. Mare has a pretty new blouse.
If you have epilepsy you probably shouldn’t watch this video. I’m 100% certain drugs were involved in the making of this. My favorite line: “I’m gonna kill you. I’m gonna rip your hair off. You’re gonna be bald and everybody’s gonna think ‘eh, look at Merideth, she’s an idiot’. Ha ha ha.”
Today we are going to take a stroll down
mammary memory lane.
Here are some things. On this day…
* in 1938, fucking lunatic Ted Turner was born.
* in 1961, my most hated actress in the world Meg Ryan was born in Bethel, Connecticut. I hate her guts. Every character she’s ever played is the same annoying cutesy whore and they all deserve to burn in the river Styx for all of eternity.
* in 1962, Jodie Foster was born in the Bronx.
The end. I have no real plans this weekend other than to continue my detox. Wish me luck with that.
Whatever you do, this is what you’re going to look like doing it.
Educational film star Jenna Doll
IMPORTANT UPDATE (Beasn)
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