Because the last poat smelled like something a pack of zombies dined on and then left by the roadside, I thought a faster poat was in order. Maybe our own version of Fear Factor?
When you want Rosie to put his pants back on…quickly!
For SoHoS…
For a lot of us:
For anyone who thought they could sleep through the Apocalypse:
And a variation on one of my personal favorites:
And the piece de resistance!
So what scares you?
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What scares me? Fucking topiaries, that’s what.
I really hate topiaries.
Yikes!
My eyes!!!!
I am afraid of squash.
I’d hit it………..with a bat.
I am afraid of Laura.
The IRS.
Heheheh,
Stolen from the comments at Lex
“Chief, when’s the last time you were with a woman?”
“Oh, it was 1952.”
“Wow, that was a long time ago.”
“Not really (looks at his watch), it’s only 2245 right now…”
Heheh
Don’t worry Michael, she doesn’t know where you live and I will cover for you.
HA! Good one, Vmax.
RC and Peel need to work on this: http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-11/united-nations-satellite-will-study-use-poo-fuel
I’m only afraid of dying unfulfilled. Which is to say, ever.
Would someone please change the header picture? Please. Gives me the creeps.
oops Burn notice is on,
see ya tomorrow.
I’m watching that too, Vmax.
BN is one of my favorite shows Mare.
Would someone please change the header picture? Please. Gives me the creeps.
Don’t say I never gave you anything.
Thanks, BiW….smooooooch.
(Although his face is creepy too.)
Can I send you a new invite Mare? or just give you my password?
The dog humping was less offensive.
Bedtime. I’m crashing on time for a change.
BiW, did you do the new header pic?
If so, fuck you.
I tried to do the TSA image of the a woman, but I couldn’t save it.
Thanks Scott. Next beer is on me.
thank you for changing the header.
I am afraid of heights and close spaces. Going up the Statue of Liberty on 4th of July weekend was a challenge for me.
Dick, were you airborne?
Try again.
Done, Old Man.
Bewbs!
Meh, that is all? Naked silver scanners do not work for me
Vmax, I had a pic with a much clearer and better image, but I couldn’t save it.
Prolly would have violated the full-frontal ban anyway.
Really Biw?
I guess I am ignorant. But I have worked more hours this week than in 3 months!
So What????????????
Vmax, I get that a 50 year old man doesn’t care, but 18 and 20 year old girls do. Like my daughters. It’s wrong.
Broken bones would do it. I’d be the one jumping that you’d hear all the way down.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mare,
I agree, if my children were undergoing that, I would kill.
Gives Ruby her 5th pain pill for the day.
Good night all, till Ruby wakes me up in 5 hours.
Vmax
Here’s the image:
http://tsa-watch.blogspot.com/2009/08/virtual-strip-search.html
“Worms, Roxanne. I was afraid of worms.”
* just about the only movie I liked Steve Martin in.
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
I saw the headline of “Rocker Wins National Book Award”, and I thought it was Neil Young. It was Patti Smith. Not. Aged. Well.
No matter where you go in the universe, there you are.
It was Patti Smith. Not. Aged. Well
I had to click through to the album cover they were talking about to even realize that that was who they were talking about. Time beat her with the ugly stick.
Do any of you mouth-breathiing nose-picking knuckle-dragging bedwetters know what software will enable a Droid X to sync with Outlook?
Hi everyone. Getting ready for bed. I had to work some poker dealo tonight for my kids soccer. It was (not) fun.
Boring. FOUR hours. ugh.
I’m afraid of toddler snot.
Fine, I’ll ask tomorrow when the cool kids are here.
Droid X to outlook
http://tinyurl.com/2uw4vyu
I’m afraid of prostate exams.
Now.
Thanks, Brad. For that I’ll let you live.
No, please, kill me now.
Oh, you saw the Redskins game, too, huh? Yeah, pretty much how I feel.
http://www.weather.com/outlook/videos/master-photographer-peter-lik-18817?from=shared_videos_face
just love this guy’s name
No. Haven’t watched a pro game all year. Just miserable from aches and pains of old age,and the fact that the only one here talking to me is you…
How come you guys ran off all the white wimmens again?
Any of yous still around? Oh well, probably not. Anyway, I thought you maniacs would appreciate the latest Cinemax Double Feature… just click me and see.
*Golf clap for TMI.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8l37utZxMQ&feature=related
*Snickers at this comment because it will surely confuse any regular lurkers.*
NEWS BULLETIN: The AP is reporting that Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank has laid off half of his staff in order to save money. Frank’s Chief of Staff told reporters that the move was necessary because Congressman Frank has been taking 5 roundtrip flights per day between DC and Baltimore just so he could personally investigate the enhanced pat-down techniques firsthand used by TSA agents and the funds had to be appropriated from other areas of his office budget in order to pay for all of these flights.
http://moelane.com/2010/11/18/rsrh-newsweek-declares-obama-to-be-shiva/
http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/aronbender.html
Just got back from Dad M.’s birfday dinner. I’m full of rich food and wine. Oh, and a big thank you to Amazon Prime for having his gift show up late.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-27083_3-20023112-247.html
What the SALT is this FUCK?
shit! X-brad’s here!
Pretty dead up ins, b-rad.
http://twitter.com/HillBuzz/status/5505137082630144
shit! How’d that happen?
Yeah, like the job of President is too big for anyone. Not that Obama is too small for it.
Good evening.
If I had Photoshop or knew how to use it, I might be up to that. But it kind of makes fun of itself.
I can’t remember who linked this the other day, but it’s a good read.
sean: check email
Checked my mail. I still don’t have Pshop or know how to use it.
Also, b-rad, why are you sending me emails with links to Canuck pharmacy sites?
yeah, I got that one too. What the fuck?!
and I got one from some leasing site
Great. I just tried to reply to that, and now they’re telling me my Yahoo mail is being blocked from sending messages.
I’ll send him a quick message
I think he said his email was hacked.
What kind of Canadians hack people’s email? That’s not very polite.
Gotta keep a close eye on those northerners.
By the way, I have two new meats to nominate for the Meat Hall of Fame:
1. Braised beef cheek
2. Seared pork belly
I sampled both last night.
Good morning? Having trouble finding the perfect gift for your Hostage Secret Santa™? BrewFan to the rescue!
http://tinyurl.com/38c2rer
Wakey wakey
I’m gonna try flying on Firefox for today. so far … it’s a shitload faster.
Go figure.
could be, though, that my Safari isn’t the newest version. That’s probably why everything keeps crashing.
Moarnin’!
Moaning Andy.
*makes note that when dick calls me his chum, it’s not as friendly as it sounds*
*eats delicious breakfast*
Good morning, everybody.
good morning all
Mrs. Peel, are you getting spammed by Charlie Bolden, too?
The internets are boring today.
whole wheat flax seed waffle and a tad of sugar free syrup
Two eggs, with whole grain bread (no butter) – those flat things. I love them.
How’s the P90X going?
we are on hold now until Monday. Count has a cold and I tore up my foot. We will get right back into it Monday but my ENTIRE body hurts
Heh. “A woman always has the last word in an argument. Anything the man says after that is the start of a new argument.”
Off to work. Y’all have a good day.
I had Kashi heart to heart warm cinnamon cereal. That shit is delicious AND good for you. It actually tastes BETTER than apple cinnamon Cheerios.
Yes, plenty of spam from “Charlie B.”
Ok, question for the cooks. I’ve got a recipe for an apple butter bundt cake I’m going to make for my mom’s birthday tomorrow (she lurves apple butter). The recipe calls for 2 tsp of bourbon. Is this for taste, moisture, or what? Do y’all have any suggestions for substitutions?
I’m going to look for “cooking bourbon” among the cooking sherry and cooking wines, but if I don’t find any, I don’t want to pay through the nose for a huge bottle that I would never use except for those 2 tsp…
sigh .
The stupid it burns, honestly.
Peel – do ANY of the party stores near you sell those little tingy bottles of alcohol? LIke the ones you find in minibars? Some gas stations do, etc. One near me does, and when I need something expensive like Amaretto for a recipe, I just get one of those.
Summation of that link?
We can’t extend the tax cuts for the rich or the children will STARVE.
Honest to God, they should be ashamed of themselves.
and, did you know that we spend $669 MILLION on child support ENFORCEMENT?
We are well and truly fucked my friends.
We’ve got food insecurity AND obesity. The rich MUST PAY.
One in three children are overweight and 11% of children have food insecurity. So does that mean the overweight kids are just worried about when they will get their next Happy Meal?
A quick hello and goodbye here!
Andy, I have a friend whose child was just diagnosed with autism. Would you mind stopping by his blog? Any advice you have would be very welcome.
http://lemurking.wordpress.com/
Thanks!!! *hugs*
and, did you know that we spend $669 MILLION on child support ENFORCEMENT?
ROI, preese?
ROI, preese?
?
>>Rick Perry’s talking trash again.
I don’t know. Imagine one of those border towns going to shit again, and two battalions cutting it off, sweeping it, and securing it. It would “send a message”, as they say. Plus, Mexico has oil so the leftys would be happy with something to bitch about. Win/win!
>>ROI, preese?
4 the children…..
Car in: Return on Invstment
ROI – from the link
But, basically you and I get nothing for our ROI. We spend that money so other folks can get money, right?
I mean, should the child support system have it’s enforcement build into it?
Why should you and I have to fund the breakup of marriages and the support of the children?
Cost to society, indeed.
>>We spend that money so other folks can get money, right?
Other people who can’t get their shit together long enough to form or keep a family. Just about had it with being broke so fuck-ups can keep their fuck ups subsidized. Girl that works for us takes her kid to Urgent Care as her pediatrician because, after all, she has Medicaid and doesn’t pay a dime. I’m staring at a $2200 bill right now for a foot infection my daughter got.
I think George Bush is the one who set this up.
Fucking RINO.
>>HM, the state troopers are already setting up quick reaction swat teams near hot spots.
Those Smokey the Bear hats just don’t have the panache of a Bradley.
I look cute in my pjs today. How long can I continue to wear them?
Where has Wiser been?
Oh, and hello Hostages. I just saw an ad for a knockoff of the Snuggie called Forever Lazy.
Is it cold there today, Carin?
Will do, Aggie.
I look cute in my pjs today. How long can I continue to wear them?
Until Sunday.
Morning, snotholes.
Good morning pudding sniffers. Anyone drinking yet?
Car in, Aggie shared a pic of her jammies, why don’t you?
Morning, xbrad. What are you doing up?
*last comment may have gone past the Hotsausage event horizon and gotten sucked into xbrad’s black hole*
Good morning pudding sniffers. Who’s hungover?
Looking for nude pics of you on the internet, Mare. Why?
Howdy! Glen Neck os going off on the farm bill.. As usual it sounds like a buttfuck disguised ” for the children.”
If you find any, xbrad, please share.
The farm bill has ALWAYS been a ginormous sack of crap. And yet it always flies under the radar.
Beck that is.. I am on my phone
Compos!!! I just asked about you.
Busy with work or rehab?
Catdude, how FiL doing this morning?
You won’t find any nude pictures of me because I’m declining the scanner and going for the patdown (please, oh, please let me at least get a good looking lesbian).
Is it cold there today, Carin?
Yes. Too cold for jammies. I had to go change and put on more layers.
Compos, if I find any, I’ll email them to you, just as soon as I’m done with them…
The farm bill has ALWAYS been a ginormous sack of crap. And yet it always flies under the radar.
And people wonder why Iowa keeps electing Tom Harkin to the Senate, and has 3 dem reps in the eastern portion of the state. Even Grassley brings home the bacon (read also ethanol subsidies) to our state. I’ve had enough of it, too, but rolliing that back will not be popular in this state. Oh well, someone’s gotta take the first bullet, might as well be us.
Hell, I wish I had time to develop a drinking problem so I would need rehab
Work’s been crazy.
I’m having cottage cheese and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. Want some?
How ’bout this cutie mare?
How ’bout this cutie mare?
She’s a Man, baby!
Compos, if I find any, I’ll email them to you, just as soon as I’m done with them…
If there was a way to send sticky email, xbrad would find it.
Compos, if I find any, I’ll email them to you, just as soon as I’m done with them…
Make sure you wipe them off first.
**note to self- never go girl watching with Car in**
>>(please, oh, please let me at least get a good looking lesbian).
Well, that was a pleasant respite from this spreadsheet that says absolutely nothing.
How ’bout this cutie mare?
AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
At least my daughter (the lesbian) is good-looking…….
Two guesses on what that boy has tattooed on his ass cheeks.
http://www.mercurynews.com/bay-area-news/ci_16654409?source=rss&nclick_check=1
I always knew she was out of her tree.
I had actually just begun to feel a little better about the human race until I opened Car’s link. Are you sure that’s a female?
>>I had actually just begun to feel a little better about the human race until I opened Car’s link.
Ya fucked up. Ya trusted us.
Herr Morgenholz PoL:
http://tinyurl.com/237pdgr
I had a treehouse when I was a kid. Great place to store your porn. Mom and dad never looked up there. I just wish there had been ziplock bags back then. Rainstorms damaged the collection. But Joan Baez would not have been welcome.
Rainstorms damaged the collection.
Suuuure theydid. It was the RAIN that ruined the pages.
>>Herr Morgenholz PoL
Do you know how much it costs to get that tat changed from “Wican” to “Rogaine”? It’s outrageous!
@ 10:37 Mare:
Mare, I predict the lesbian that will sexually assault you at the airport will be a pear-shaped, gap-toothed, mouthbreather. Sorry.
I found a picture of Joan in her treehouse.
Doesn’t that tattoo read “Vegan”? Does that mean he doesn’t like sassage down his throat?
I thought the neck tat said “virgin”. Which … obviously.
>>Doesn’t that tattoo read “Vegan”?
How the hell should I know? I’ve only seen it backwards in the mirror.
>>I thought the neck tat said “virgin”
That became obsolete 2 hours after this mug shot was taken.
I found a picture of Joan in her treehouse.
Ha! That hair is awesome. Turn that guy’s head upside down and it would look like a dude in our college dorm. Guy had the hairiest nutsack you’ve ever seen. Pecker looked like a button on a fur coat. “DUDE! Wear a towel when you walk down the hall!”
Compos seems to have spend quite a bit of time scoping out guys junk in college.
Did you ever work for TSA?
Hahahahaha
“Does that mean he doesn’t like sassage down his throat?”
>>I found a picture of Joan in her treehouse.
How many eggs are in a normal hippy clutch?
TSA: Touching Scrotums Adoringly.
Bewbs will be available around 1:30 so you have time to shower you smelly POS.
Time for lunch. xbrad, tell your mom to save us some cake for dessert!
http://tinyurl.com/27lu47m
Shut the fuck up, compos.
http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt184/rosita_09_photo/rosetta_jb2_1024x768-1.jpg
1. Compos, you can have all that cake you want.
2. Hotspur, that’s a nice new way of breaking the blog.
**golf clap**
Damn!! I’m good lookin’.
Rosie’s drunk already, I see…
Don’t you just know that the booger picking, mouth breathing, drooling, Bush derangement syndrome, libtards pooped their diapers last night when they saw the enthusiastic, loud, extended applause GWB got when he was introduced on Leno’s show last night?
Good advice:
http://tinyurl.com/29ksugk
What a fucking douche:
http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/5656615902519296
But, you know, that Sarah Palin is an idiot.
The new term for passenger screening is “gate rape”
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=40084
Our newest Hostage????
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/fake-doc-charged-with-giving-breast-exams-in-bars-used-to-be-a-man/
I read that story earlier, Clint. So, the guy was a lesbian?
Had our benefits meeting today. Our insurance is only going up 4%! Woo hoo! (Company is self insured, I’m sure that has something to do with it).
When they went over the changes that health care reform brings, they brought up the 26 year old dependent rule. Someone brought up the point that for anyone that takes this rule, and is covered by it, we should take away their right to vote. This was met with approval, not from human resources though.
I think they are on to something. But that person won’t vote anyway, so it doesn’t really matter (Yes We Can!)
Peel that is my favorite cereal
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Semaphore?
My firstborn turns 16 tomorrow.
sigh.
Here’s a nice little song.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/music.jpg
Has anyone seen mare around lately?
http://is.gd/hqMXx
My firstborn turns 16 tomorrow
Driving lessons, baby! Such fun.
Whoever gets Seanm as their ss, See Here.
I guess there won’t be any BBF today.
http://tinyurl.com/ybvq9vd
Hahahahaha
Thanks, Laura.
Hahahaha
Bob Etheridge bites the dust.
So long, asshole.
Afternoon.
>>I guess there won’t be any BBF today.
http://tinyurl.com/ybvq9vd
I thought standard treatment protocol was a pic of Michelle Obama.
They obviously have not heard of shrinkage.
/Costanza
The BBF is here! The BBF is here!
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Who could hate these cans?