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Okay guys, which one? Patty Loveless or Carmella Ramsey?
Easy, Laura Bell Bundy.
Oh, wait, was I supposed to watch this poat first?
Damn, this guy is good. Can we get him on Fox to give this same talk?
Leon, we gotta take down that dried up old fart, Dingell on Tuesday.
Furst!
Powerful video. That is some seriously scary shit!
I go on Hostage Hiatus, and a bunch of hotties show up. Except when I’m around. Sigh.
and possibly your sheets
reason, you might want to take a shower once in a while.
**sprays Febreeze in his general direction
Showers are great. Any excuse for nudity.
Showers are great.
And Reason sings; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9txfsMhU0
I can’t YT on my phone. Was it opera?
Nope, “All by Myself” by Eric Carmen.
Im not fat Im big-boned!
I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.
Hopefully being back home will help the Rangers wake up. Game 2 got pretty sad at the end…
It’s Riley’s fifth birfday today! YAY!
This is relevant to my interests.
http://tinyurl.com/2vla29p
HT to Beth at Mesa’s place ( http://moralauthority.wordpress.com/ )
Girls are supposed to be that way, rhommeez.
Any woman with under 15% bodyfat is an anorexic teen aged boy.
Hostages sure know how to make me feel better. smoooooooooooch!
SITC II last night and Julia Child today. . . I’m beginning to worry that Dick might actually be a woman!
First rule of cooking, pour beer into the cook….
I have 78% body fat.
Nobody was discussing your head!
Roamy makes up for dick by watching zombie movies.
A couple of people rolled by outside on scooters a little while a go. Guess who I immediately thought of…
Beer? Make dat summ Walker Blue or’a summ o’ mah uncle’s moonshine an’ now we’s cookin, ah garr-ohn-tee!
I’m watching Dead Snow now.
Guess who I immediately thought of…
http://tinyurl.com/y9yswnm
Wine’s good, too.
Okay, dick, I hate subtitled movies, but I’m sticking with this on your recommendation.
So. What’s going on? What did I miss today?
Thanks for the tip on changing routes, Car in. Going to try it tomorrow.
See my comment at 5:10 Ca Rin.
Maybe you would appreciate Slayer going to church.
Holy camoley. Iowa is opening a can of whupass on Mich. State.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://tinyurl.com/2caqcy6
Excellent, MJ. You gotta change it up. I love doing new routes. It’s like an adventure.
I’m making bets as to who survives. I’m thinking high body count.
Oh, and someone’s going to be standing with their guts in their hands. Foreshadowing, your clue to great cinema.
Maybe you would appreciate Slayer going to church.
Could only be improved if it were metallica.
From MCPO’s llink:
“‘We’re funding global Aids,’ he continued defensively. ‘And the other [Republican] side is not.”
You, sir, are a fucking liar.
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1944554,00.html
Who knew AIDS activists were racists, Chief?
Stump fire!
Wiser – Yeah, Barry can’t help himself; he opens his mouth and the lies just keep on coming!
Obama lied?
No. That can’t be.
I added a picture of me and Geoff from last July on teh Meat locker page.
We should all chip in any buy him a new camera.
Stump fire!
Nothing says “weekend” like a stump fire.
First one falls…
Could only be improved if it were metallica.
Nothing is improved by Metallica.
Pupster – How are things in Columbus today?
Will you be delivering your stump speech, Scott?
“I want you to get out there and get in their faces!” – President One-Term
Ooops!
YOU SHUT UP SEAN.
Wow. It’s a beautiful night tonight. The evening sky is aglow…
Wait a minute…. doesn’t the sun set in the west? That glow… it seems to be coming from the north…..
You, sir, are a fucking liar.
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Why are a bunch of kids that go from rally to rally the only ones that call him on this? He fucking lied about it, many, many times. I know the media is in the tank, but WTF?
WPOML=Worst President of my life
Dinner out for me tonight. Post-workout glass of wine. Waiting for husband to return from soccer duty (all the way over in Lansing) …. then we’ve got to drop kids off at a Holloween party … dinner out, then pick TWO kids up from TWO different parties.
Fun fun fun.
Bush lied, millions of Africans, um, didn’t die.
The last chore of the day is complete: A fresh loaf of bread and some salt for my good friends moving into their new place in West (byGawd) Virginia.
For Dick (because the classics NEVER go out of style)
:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/3523/saturday-night-live-the-french-chef
I love the guy wearing the “Braindead” t-shirt.
Bets part about that story is his attempt s to quiet them down.
“‘Come on guys,’ he said.”
How Presidential.
Perhaps he should have called them “dudes” instead.
That John Stewart crowd looked awfully white. Must be a bunch of racists.
Dick, the older guy who was warning them not to awaken evil.
Why are a bunch of kids that go from rally to rally the only ones that call him on this?
Because he’s Chocolate Jesus, riding on a Skittle-shitting unicorn.
Duh.
Chief, how do you resist all the bread you make?
That John Stewart crowd looked awfully white. Must be a bunch of racists.
I’ve got it recorded, and I only watched the very beginning … but I was laughing at the audience trying to pretend they were really “into” that band Roots.
close up of crowd? They’d start grooving. Pan out? Everyone just stood there.
And, what was the deal with the Tuba? I mean, come on.
Things are OK here Chief. Leaves raked. Wife and kids fed.
Canceled Direct TV yesterday, already spending the extra monthly $$ in my mind.
Carin – I only eat small amounts of the whole grain breads. All the rest I give to neighbors and friends.
I guess there was the one in the trees at the very beginning.
Canceled Direct TV yesterday, already spending the extra monthly $$ in my mind.
OMG. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THE NEW ZOMBIE SHOW?
*worries about Pupster.
I distinctly heard him say “aight”
WPOTEFUSH=worst president of the entire fucking US history
You racist bastiges.
See, I can’t do that. I have to avoid having yummy stuff around me.
Actually, that’s not totally true. as long as I don’t even have the smallest bit I’m ok. Once I sample the floodgates are open.
Pupster – If I may ask, why did you cancel?
I should cancel it. I never get the farking remote anyway.
Carin – That’s the thing. . . I’m not going to gift someone half a loaf!
Laura is in charge of the burn tonight, she is scaring me.
She has at least 8 logs burning on it right now. I bet people on the space station are looking down and saying “what the fuck is that?”
She seems determined, “tomorrow you will be throwing grass seed in a dark hole”
She seems determined, “tomorrow you will be throwing grass seed in a dark hole”
Maybe you can plant a tree there…
I ate three pumpkin spice Krispy Kremes today. client lady brought them in to a meeting yesterday.
I had to get rid of them.
I should make bread. My kids love quality bread. I can’t buy bread from the store – they won’t eat it.
I have to buy specialty bread.
Carin – I make crusty French bread, Whole Wheat, Rye and Pumpernickel.
I’d so get new kids…
Are you encouraging Carin to get in a family way? Again?
Holy shit. Someone just crop dusted the bar.
Hotspur – You in the bar where we had our meat-up?
Well, Dick, as responsible mom would kidnap Chief, chain him up in my pantry, and make him make bread for us.
Yep.
I canceled mostly because I need to curb monthly expenditures, and internet is off the table.
The boys mostly play games, and watch movies which are available on Netflix for less than one/tenth what I was paying Direct TV.
I will miss ESPN and live sporting events, but that’s what sports-bars are for.
And yes Dick, they whined like little bitches up until I reminded them of how I asked, every month, for the same rates they were giving to their ‘new’ customers. I reminded them of how I paid my bills on time, even after they jacked up my rates after the initial contract expired, but yet I couldn’t get the same deal as some stranger on the other end of a 1-800 call.
I see Direct TV with the girl I love, and I’m like…FUCK YO-OO-OO. (Woohoo-hoo!)
I hear he dusts too, Dick.
I hear he dusts too
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I also fixed the garage door opener today!
I’m into it.
EXCELLENT. My garage door could use some work.
*gets out map and plans initial assault.
ABC CBS NBC CNN PBS NPR and MSNBC are working on their pie charts for Clinton/Bush/Obama spending on foreign AIDS relief.
Please link the youtube clips.
I liked the part where they were playing Twister, and the guy was complaining about how boring it was until the girl stuck her ass in his face.
Soccer report:
Daughter won (only their second win of the season)
Son – lost.
Daughter scored the only “real” goal. Goal kick too. They tripped her as she was getting ready to score.
Other two goals where scored by corner kicks – both of which were bounced into the goal by the opposing team.
Where= were
In the outhouse?!?!?!
Carin, just because I didn’t gig ya for that doesn’t mean I don’t love ya.
So, Hotspur, what do you think about Dingell?
He’s been making the rounds on the radio. He was on Mitch Albom’s show … and he I SWEAR he was just reading something. Mitch would ask him a question, and he’d pretend like he was answering, but it would just be a continuation of what he was saying before.
The old COOT needs to go .
I’m into it.
I’ll take “Things Penddejo never hears in bed” for a thousand, Alex.
I didn’t gig ya for that do
“gig”? Is that some newfangled word the kids are using now-a-days?
under where?
*snicker
He’s my rep and he’s going down.
Why do you inflict Albom on yourself? It’s like teenage girls who “cut.”
Rule #3 Beware of bathrooms.
Dick, 44 minutes
Well, say I’m listening to Rush when I go INTO the gym, and when I get out the radio is still tuned to 760. Normally I turn, but when I heard the old chowderhead I kept it on.
Did you dress up for Halloweenie, PG?
http://tinyurl.com/2a9hyvv
“Gig” is a Navy term, ya landlubbing polliwog!
I do so love stupid jokes…
http://tinyurl.com/39nnjg8
Holy shit! This is a lot gorier than Zombieland!
My goodness Anakin Skywalker is a whiny angry bitch-man.
Ha. Kelly, why are you watching that?
“Gig” is a Navy term, ya landlubbing polliwog!
It doesn’t make fun of me or it gets the hose.
Even some of my liberal friends refuse to listen to Mitch Albom because they have heard him shout people down and cut off their calls.
He’s the quintessential pussy boy whose ass we kicked in high school because he was too stupid, and jewish, to know when to keep his opinions to himself.
I feel this need to finally complete the Star Wars series. I don’t know why.
Kelly – Made Episode III almost unwatchable! Lucas needs someone around him to tel him;
1) You can’t write dialogue for shit
2) It’s hard to engender audience sympathy for a whiny little beoytch!
The first – of the “new” series put me to sleep.
This movie MAY have been better if it wasn’t Natalie Portman and whoever the cardboard cutout is who plays Anakin.
He has no personality or acting ability. She keeps changing her voice and accent. They have no chemistry.
I found that nine-part Youtube review of Phantom Menace more entertaining than the movie itself.
Back to Dead Snow. Bitch slap!
Rule #2 Doubletap
Lucas needs someone around him to
tel him;1) You can’t write dialogue for shit
2) It’s hard to engender audience sympathy for a whiny little beoytch! stab him in the face.
FTFY.
grooooooossssssssssss
I wholeheartedly agree with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y
I don’t pay to be grossed out.
Rule#2 I don’t pay to support Hollywood liberal assfisting cum guzzlers.
So. What’s going on? What did I miss today?
I clipped my toenails, tweezed some ugly white bristles out of my eyebrows, added some air to my car tires, changed the filters in an air purifier, ran the Polaris in the pool, and put a lockwasher behind a nut on my middle garage door. This lockwasher has been missing ever since we moved in over two years ago, causing the nut to periodically fall off and the door to fail.
Pretty exciting day, actually.
“It sounds like you’ve smoked your underpants.”
DINNER!
bbl for more scintillating conversation…..
Oh, and I might stop by here too.
I have to wait until 9 to go home so the beggars don’t think I’m ignoring them, even though I am.
Dick, yes. Very gross. I’m glad my TV isn’t any bigger gross.
There’s a use for duct tape I hadn’t seen before.
By the way, pat Cathy on the head the next time you encounter her. She walked a precinct today as part of the Dallas Tea Party door-to-door GOTV effort.
She’s tired.
Remember when we were kids and would dress up as bums, but instead of a mask we would apply burnt cork to our face?
Man, we were racists.
Bwahahaha, 1:10 was epic!
Michael, please remind Cathy that we love her.
So what are you doing for Halloween, Sean?
http://tinyurl.com/2cowaps
gross gross gross gross gross
yay, Cathy, thank you!
I am tired of seeing the fat pumpkin ass every time I refresh. Bueller? Bueller?
On another note, a long and interesting article from Insty,
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/print/2010/11/lies-damned-lies-and-medical-science/8269/
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
Roamy, I watched two movies last night – Going My Way and The Bells of St. Mary’s
Don’t watch that sacraligious violent crap.
not you, Vmax, this scene in Dead Snow.
Why thank you for the politeness Romy.
I lurves you too. In a non threatening way to Mr Rfh.
Vmax – Get any bait wet?
You’re welcome, Vmax. And I’m with you, I’m ready for something other than pumpkin ass.
Whew! movie is over. I liked Zombieland better. Less spatter.
My friend Dave is in Recovery with his (somebody else’s) new lungs.
What must that seem like?
Cathy is awesome, sorry to hear she was in jail.
Who posted Cathy’s bail?
No MCPO
my boats are not available. However with a little $$ I can take the skiff out tomorrow.
Grouper digging is not available at this time.
The Keys likewise are gone.
Here’s a photo of Davey from a few years ago on St. Patty’s day on pool nite. That’s his real beard and I did not ‘Shop the color.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/402139/DaveyCrochet.jpg
to be fair, getting people to vote Republican in Texas is probably about as hard as getting Rosetta to drool over a fat chick.
But nice work anyway, Cathy< This country needs more people like you. And less like Michael.
Fewer
Dick, not wrong. I did enjoy the epic zombie killing at 1:10. The drawn and quartered bits, I could have done without.
Crap 8:13 pm and I am 10 Indians!
II must be a lush.
I didn’t mean to kill it.
Hey Vmax. Everyone else must be trick or treating.
Here is a good Halloween project for Wiserson.
http://scrollfap.tumblr.com/post/1440565056/a-layer-of-crispified-cheese-makes-a-delicious-topping
I think tomorrow is trick or treat night here Romy.
I am not giving candy to people’s children I do not know.
I am unemployed and well broke.
got bummed out with doctor doom…. (spent much of the day harassing the neighborhood and local environs to vote) then decided to wallow in this bit of social whatthefuck….
can anyone explain why at the end of 2005 this happened…?
sorry to stutter…. but…. WTF?!
http://6esand7sjob5.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/google-trends-ass-to-mouth-anal-fisting_1288453298952.png
I beat up a kid and stole his candy.
I bought 6 candy bars for my neighbors kids.
And am turning the lights off.
to be fair, getting people to vote Republican in Texas is probably about as hard as getting Rosetta to drool over a fat chick.
Generally, yes.
But not in Dallas County.
JAM2, Barney Frank was in the news?
Vmax, I have not had a single trick or treater in the 14 years I have lived here. The few kids in this neighborhood are some evangelical Protestant sect that do not celebrate Halloween and don’t think much of their Catholic neighbors.
Who does think much of dirty Papists?
On the other hand, I’ll still take their candy.
I took a shower!
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I worked 6 hours on Monday.
And helped my boss buy a vanity on friday.
I did not get payed this week.
*dips into 401k to pay bills*
hahahahahahahahaha
Romy,
Messicans buss the kids into my white bread neighborhood, because we are so generous. Or something.
Dammit, Vmax, here I am apologizing again. Not funny dipping into 401K.
My dad is a dirty Papist.
Sean, at least he’s not a Luthern.
Vmax, I saw that when I lived in an apartment. People who didn’t live in the complex would drop off their kids on one end and pick them up at the other.
I took a shower!
I know. I was watching.
I don’t think we have aby Lutherns in my family.
I can make it another 3 or 4 months, then I am done.
there goes 30 years of saving in 1.5 years
My sister married a Lutheran, but he was from Wisconsin. It was a package deal.
Vmax, I hear ya, but who wanted to be retired anyway? That’s what our grandparents did.
I know. I was watching.
You owe me $3.95 a minute then.
Yup
Work till I die. I dreamed of fishing…
I’ll be 62 in March and I’m getting my money. Paycheck will be in the name of Hotbride from then on out. Fuck all of the IRS and every aspect of govt.
Well, tonight’s thread has taken a depressing turn. Maybe I’ll get lucky and be eaten alive during the Zombie apocalypse.
Romy – It only took about 3 minutes. . . then I left. Cash, check or PayPal?
XBrad, doubletap.
Roamy, I was shooting doubletaps while you were still a virgin.
http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-sheffield/2010/10/30/rally-sanity-had-its-share-hatred
OK, dinner time. I’ll try not to cut myself.
Hotspur, prayers going up for your friend, as well as for the family of his donor. I agree, it’s going to be an adjustment realizing that someone else’s family is grieving while yours is cautiously optimistic. I’m sure that changes a person in ways that most of us will never fully understand.
However, speaking as someone on the other side of the equation, it is a comfort to know that your loved one’s passing might allow someone else’s loved one a chance to enjoy more time with their family.
It’s bittersweet, but it can sustain a family at a time of great sadness.
Can we have some family style christian porn?
What are you thinking?
http://tinyurl.com/yk9mzgy
Can we have some family style christian porn?
Here ya go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5e9R5b6F7A
Can we have some family style christian porn?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAydj4OJnwQ
Romy getting down with a little Floyd for the void!
MCPO, I remember starting to sing along with that song on the radio and my mother telling me to shush.
Huh, dick, I was expecting this instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMaSLCDxQc
He was apparently at a campaign event in WV with Palin today.
Gotta love the alphabets! CBS is claiming 200K for Liebowitz’s rally after they said Beck only drew 87K. Give me a fucking break!
It’s a good thing that Herself no longer allows me to watch TV news.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=41253
and
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=41231
The MFM needs a beating, indeed.
Nice to see W and Laura congratulating Nolan Ryan.
This place is deader than IB. I’m gonna start linking to some serious pr0n here shortly!
Glad the Rangers held on for the win.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=41231
PeckerWoodstock. Bwahahahahaha!!!
Silk PJs tonite – It’s going down into the 30′s.
What kind of pussy doesn’t find his own porn links?
Oh, right, the kind who admitted here (of all places) that he enjoyed Sex and the City 2.
Finding good pr0n links is the best part!
What kind of pussy doesn’t find his own porn links?
Sean, why don’t you send me some of yours. I need more HHD fodder.
Sean, why don’t you send me some of yours. I need more HHD fodder.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Here’s some quality music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfE-Cf9Qcc
I’m a little hurt. I’ve got pr0n links out the wazzoo and no one asks me for any.
Oh, I guess it was in 1980 when I truly fell in love with ONJ. Damn near broke my wrist fapping to her.
I wonder if Western Digital cares that 95% of their external hard drive sales for for people to store porn?
BTW, best thing ever? downloadhelper for firefox. Best way to download pr0n on the planet. Handy for downloading television also.
Sox?
http://tinyurl.com/2344sk8
Sean, why don’t you send me some of yours. I need more HHD fodder.
Okay, what’s your e-mail addr–heeeeey, wait a minute!
So, we’re all in agreement that pr0n is a wonderful thing (for adults)?
http://www.infinitecat.com/games/stack-cats.html
did you say something, MCPO, I was busy downloading some busty lesbian pr0n.
So, we’re giving our friends the traditional gifts: bread, salt, Yuengling lager and wine. Oh, and herself knitted hats and scarves (’cause they’ve lived in FL for the last 25 years).
You’re very thoughtful.
It was Herself’s idea, wasn’t it?
XBrad, Mr. RFH used to have a pin that read “Cat: The Other White Meat”.
I never liked cats until Sox came to stay with us.
Now I hate them.
So, we’re all in agreement that pr0n is a wonderful thing (for adults)?
Porn used to be a wonderful thing for kids of a certain age. It used to be a fucking EVENT when someone in the neighborhood discovered his dad’s cache of Playboys (or, if you were REALLY lucky, a few Penthouses and/or Hustlers, too).
The Internets have ruined that fine tradition.
Roamy, as a materiels scientist, I expect you to propose that all future space missions should provide spacesuits made from latex hosefucking outfits.
SeanM – If you are still around; great take down of Krugman on DPUD!
Evenin’ all.
Don’t forget to put in a reminder request for the
electionDemassacre liveblog here: http://thehostages.net/2010/10/29/election-night-liveblog/ and I’ll add you to the unmoderated comment list from the get-go. Otherwise someone’s going to have to do it during the liveblog, and we may be too drunk by then.Also, while you’re over there check out the other little science project I’m working on: http://thehostages.net/2010/10/30/photo-sharing-options/
The idea here is to make loading meatup photos more user-friendly … automagical even … by using Photobucket or Flickr to host the images and just embedding a slideshow link in the post (which would be password protected like the current one).
Both these services have mobile apps that make smart phone photo updates easy-peasy Hostage lemon party squeezy.
Also, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
SeanM – If you are still around; great take down of Krugman on DPUD!
Thanks, Chief. His thing about the “Clintonian backflip” was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.
Forrest porn. It was like the gods were smiling down upon you.
Forrest porn. It was like the gods were smiling down upon you.
I remember finding a book that someone left in the seat pocket on the airplane. Oh my.
Roamy, as a materiels scientist, I expect you to propose that all future space missions should provide spacesuits made from latex hosefucking outfits.
Latex won’t hold up. I’m doing my damnedest to get my next piece of hardware named with something to do with H2.
I went behind my office to clean out my government car, and there were three big cardboard boxes just full of pure nasty VHS pron. Maybe 300 tapes.
CNN Anchor: We’re watching live footage as the astronauts move from the center of the ISS to the new FUCKSALT! module for nutritional science.
Romy found a book with Natalie Forrest? WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Some of these are very Hostagesque:
http://tinyurl.com/2unqmxu
The DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL module is now docking with the Jolly Pirate Telescope…
Don’t forget to put in a reminder request for the election Demassacre liveblog here:
The AoSHQ cob-loggers are going to be live-blogging as well. I’ll be at the Colorado Republic Election Night gathering as (get this) part of the media!
Of course I had to invite myself, but they said that they’d give me space. So that’s like legit and everything.
Hey, here’s some fun…fire trucks are now pulling up to our house.
YAY!!!!!!
Houston: Tranquility, Houston…
Tranquility:…..
Houston: Tranquility, Houston…
Tranquility:…
Houston: Tranquility, Hou-
Tranquility: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!!
Did you set your brother on fire again, Sean?
Oh, and why aren’t there pics of Riley on his 5th B’day? YOU DICK!
I need a drink!
Tranquility: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
Shirlena?
The AoSHQ cob-loggers are going to be live-blogging as well.
… and stealing all the funny comments other people submit to moderation and posting them as their own. I’ve seen this movie before.
Geoff better hit on the local Fox affiliate hot blond chick.
The heating element in the oven (electric) burst into flames while dinner was cooking.
Here’s the birfday boy:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45890430@N02/4628740706/
C’mon, Andy, it’s not like you had any funny comments stolen. Or just, any funny comments.
… and stealing all the funny comments other people submit to moderation and posting them as their own. I’ve seen this movie before.
That’s not fair. I did a live-blog there a while back and, trust me, the co-bloggers barely have a chance to read the comments that are flying in there fast and furious, much less steal them.
If you were working backstage, you would see that 10 people would have the same comment at once. Is it any surprise that one of the co-bloggers had the same thought too?
… and stealing all the funny comments other people submit to moderation and posting them as their own.
…and your point is?
That photo is from March.
How about some proof of life? How do we know you didn’t give him to one of your Asian girlfriends as a snack?
C’mon, Andy, it’s not like you had any funny comments stolen. Or just, any funny comments.
Yeah, and you’ll be able to easily tell from my blogging that I’m clean.
Romy found a book with Natalie Forrest?
It was a book written by Anonymous that started off boy-girl, boy-girl, switched to girl-girl, swapped around (swingers at a country club), and ended with an orgy. That plane ride went by in a hurry.
Geoff, you were funny once.
Once.
At IB at the Men of Honor thread.
Yeah, I’m kidding (mostly).
I just don’t enjoy the liveblog thing as much over there because of the moderation. Ours is going to have a couple of other different twists on it as well that I hope will make it more fun.
Oh, and we’ll be live from Bielat HQ, so suck it cob-loggers.
It was a book written by Anonymous that started off boy-girl, boy-girl, switched to girl-girl, swapped around (swingers at a country club), and ended with an orgy. That plane ride went by in a h
May I assume that you asked for a blanket?
Romy – Was it warm in the cabin?
or…
It was a book written by Anonymous that started off boy-girl, boy-girl, switched to girl-girl, swapped around (swingers at a country club), and ended with an orgy. That plane ride went by in a h
DAMMIT!!! I was wondering where I left that!
>> If you were working backstage, you would see that 10 people would have the same comment at once. Is it any surprise that one of the co-bloggers had the same thought too?
Hahahaha. That’s what I meant by “(mostly)”.
Oh, and we’ll be live from Bielat HQ, so suck it cob-loggers.
You only get to say that if you get Sean to join in the fun at some point.
So, Roamy, what you’re saying is that Dick has written TWO books.
This is really good – an inspiration to take this to the finish line and beyond:
http://www.redstate.com/vassar/2010/10/29/to-pause-and-reflect-re-discovering-americas-core-at-just-the-right-time/
>> You only get to say that if you get Sean to join in the fun at some point.
Oh, that’s a great fucking idea right there!
*takes note*
*rips page off legal pad, crumples, puts in bra*
*rips page off legal pad, crumples, puts in bra*
That explains why you were so….. crinkly…..
I just don’t enjoy the liveblog thing as much over there because of the moderation.
I’ve haven’t followed any live-blogging since 2004. But the AoSHQ gang said they wanted to do it, so I said I’d try to get to the GOP party and do some actual, on-the-scenes reporting. I’m not cut out for this – I’m an analyst, not an interviewer or color commentator. But I figured I’d give it a go anyway.
Hey Andy – how much do people drink at these election night things? Tons? None?
Geoff – You will do fine. Just remember to ask how sweet it feels to have their boot on the neck of the socialist scum.
But I figured I’d give a go anyway.
Oh, trust me….. It’s a stone-cold bitch to even try to keep up.
I appreciate the fact the everyone wants to join in, but I think Ace’s is too popular for a live blog that attempts to include the commenters. It’s a lot of fun, but it also pisses off too may people who don;t get their comments approved.
When I did it, I started out making comments, while trying to approve other comments, and eventually just gave up and just approved the good comments. No way I could watch, think and read at the same time. Too damn much going on at once.
Romy – Was it warm in the cabin?
Yep!
So, Roamy, what you’re saying is that Dick has written TWO books.
Hahahahahahaha!!!
The only real problem with AoSHQ liveblog is too many people. I can’t read the damn thing.
The usual … so “tons” for me.
Except for the Scott Brown thing. It was so fucking packed I couldn’t get to the bar, expecially considering my prized
blogpudding-row seating. I had a beer at the beginning and then Stacy McCain, sensing my plight, secured me a Maker’s Mark towards the end.No one mentioned having to moderate comments. They just said that they were going to keep updating the posts, leapfrogging each newly updated post to the top if it had something cool in the update.
This is going to be a bitch – I’m going to have to spend the entire day getting ready. And my wife is coming home that evening. Won’t she be thrilled that I’m blowing her off completely.
Andy, are you guys bringing some keys and a Slurpee to give to Mr. Bielat when he is declared the winner on Tuesday night? Oh, and a mop – gotta give him a mop…..
Woot! Roamy laffed at my joke!
That’s 10 straight months I’ve managed to make someone laugh without pulling out my penis!
“Oh, and a mop – gotta give him a mop…..”
After all, there’s gonna be a LOT of pudding to clean up -
>> The only real problem with AoSHQ liveblog is too many people. I can’t read the damn thing.
That’s the reason for the moderation in the first place, and it’s needed there. I almost called it the ONT on steroids a minute ago.
I just don’t like sitting there watching other people say stupid shit … I want to play too, dammit!
Okay,
As an ex-helicopter owner & pilot, I must admit that this cracked me the hell up, (but then I’m easily amused).
http://tinyurl.com/2w2z37h
Sorry NASA & Air Farce pukes.
Well, if you don’t like people saying stupid shit, why are you here?
http://powip.com/2010/10/jon-stewart-is-full-of-crap-and-his-parties-are-a-huge-borefest/
Hahahahaha. Direct hit, Cap’n! Read the whole (short) thing and check out the pictures.
Chrispy, I’ve got a post up about helos at my place. Your comments are solicited.
I just don’t like sitting there watching other people say stupid shit … I want to play too, dammit!
Yeah, yer doing it wrong then.
That’s 10 straight months I’ve managed to make someone laugh
Yeah, you left it until almost the last minute.
>> Well, if you don’t like people saying stupid shit, why are you here?
Ummm … to play too?
http://tinyurl.com/299wx6b
>> Yeah, yer doing it wrong then.
No, wiser, it’s just a validation of your point about dealing with the flood of comments. The worst comment, of course, is “why aren’t you assholes posting my sooper-witty comments?”, which just wastes bandwidth.
Goddammit … I’m gonna email Ace one of my idears … it’ll help alleviate some of this problem if he uses it.
XBrad, I am so hoping that I don’t have to see Pelosi or Reid except in ignomineous defeat. I should have started a novena five days ago.
A) be sure to start a post that directs people to H3 for the night. For the lurkers.
B) It would be great if Ace ran a live-blog without moderation. People might then see how many comments appear. No one would be able to keep up.
Roamy, if we go one for three, either Pelosi, Ried, or Frank, I’ll be happy.
If two or more go out, I’ll masturbate furiously at high noon on the 4th of July at the front of the parade.
and for the trifecta?
If I know you, you’re not going to wait until 4th of July.
Trust me, Roamy, win, lose or draw, I’m gonna be touching myself on Tuesday night, or as I call it, “Tuesday night.”
Xbad,
Yeah, I’m there. I’m drunk, but I’m there!
Goodnight snausages!
I’m totally OTL, but I still love you all(NOT You, Wiser!).
>> A) be sure to start a post that directs people to H3 for the night. For the lurkers.
Planned on it. I’ll also make it sticky, as well as clicking the button to keep it at the top of the page.
>> B) It would be great if Ace ran a live-blog without moderation. People might then see how many comments appear. No one would be able to keep up.
It would be. But if his success at telling them to quit posting the stupid comment I mentioned above is any indication …
Were you on the one some of us did at Patterico’s in the wee hours one night a couple of months ago? I think Dave was, and I remember DPUD being on there as well along with some other morons, but I don’t remember who all it was.
It was about perfect. There were maybe 30 or 40 people on it, and it was completely coherent. That’s probably why Cover-it-Live only lets you have 50 unmoderated commenters to begin with.
Yeah, the Patterico one was funneh. Stupid, good stuff.
**sets Tazer to “Andy’s girly-bits”**
Bwahahahahaha *snort* hahahahaha
http://www.flemingandhayes.com/barney-frank-files/12453-desperation-barney-frank-calls-in-dukakis-to-rally-base
Yeah Barney, that’ll work.
Were you on the one some of us did at Patterico’s in the wee hours one night a couple of months ago
Nope, not me. You would have remembered if I was there.
I’m the funny one.
Wiser is Rosetta?
The one you and Rosetta were on at Ace’s was hilarious. But IIRC, that was mainly Rosetta.
Missed it by that *holds fingers 1/4″ apart* much.
The one you and Rosetta were on at Ace’s was hilarious. But IIRC, that was mainly Rosetta.
Like I said, I spent more time approving comments than making comments.
Heh. Usually, when I beat Andy? It’s with a tire iron.
Hello?
He could have a full-time comment monkey and it wouldn’t help.
Especially on a speech (that one was the SOTU, wasn’t it?) because it’s usually a particular line that prompts a flood of comments from everyone.
Damn. I don’t mind Wiser and Andy disappearing, but I was hoping Roamy would at least say goodnight.
Oh, hi there, Andy.
Still on for around New Years? Want to try the Tilted Kilt this year?
After the fire dept. put out our oven and the pizza subsequently showed up, I took a few Riley birfday pics. I’m uploading them now.
I’m still here. Just nothing funneh to say.
Five dogs old:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45890430@N02/5130893658/
Well, if you don’t have anything funny to say, Roamy, just do what chicks always do.
Flash your bewbs at us.
Riley’s a very good dog. Give him a scritch behind the ears for me.
And a tummy rub.
I’m out like a lightbulb. Off like a prom dress.
Good night, you latex fetishists.
**flash**
As far as I know, we’re still on for New Year’s. I’ll check with the War Department in the morning.
Apologize for the delay, I was headlining that Dukakis thing over at the mo-ship.
Who wants ice cream?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45890430@N02/5130904964/
Heh. Of course, I get WP delaying my comment until XBrad leaves. Story of his life.
>> **flash**
DAMMIT!!!
Late again.
Under the coffee table (not pictured, new rope chewer he got tonight):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45890430@N02/5130323535/
Tough day for ELITESTS!!!
USC……fucked.
UTx……..fucked.
ND……pathetically fucked.
C’mon Tuesday!!!!!!
Hey Andy, how come I don’t see the Ladd Ehlinger ad on Sean Bielat’s Youtube channel?
Don’t know. Maybe it’s because they did it at the ByeByeBarney.org site and wanted to keep them separate. I think it’s the only pure web ad he’s done.
You mentioned a 30-second ad and a longer ad than the one-minute deal, so I was looking for them.
Sean, there’s a funny hashtag game going on over on the Twitters … #MoviesInMyPants.
I leave it in your capable hands to bring us some funneh. Here’s my last one, and I completely stoned the movie name: http://twitter.com/TheH2/status/29249107926
I’ll take that as a sign it’s time to turn in.
‘Night all.
Yep, I’m going to hit the rack, too. Good night, y’all. (((hugs)))
>> You mentioned a 30-second ad and a longer ad than the one-minute deal, so I was looking for them.
There was supposed to be a shorter one for t.v. and a longer one (the full song) on the web.
He has a ton of t.v. and radio ads running now, and I think they may have just gotten such a surge of cash that they were able to play the traditional Boston market ad game. I’ll check with Ladd and see if anything else is in the works.
They messed around for a crucial week or so in there getting the contract done, and that may have had something to do with it.
I saw that, Roamy.
Oh, and WOOT! internets at home! The neighbors turned on their internets!
Hola, bitches.
I guess it is a bit early for a WAKEY WAKEY.
‘cano!
How’s the busty Phillipina market these days?
Is it kosher to bitch at the neighbors for sucking up all the bandwith that I could be leeching?
OK, do I stay here and download busty lesbian pr0n or go back inside and watch Zombieland?
I think I’ll sit here just a bit longer in case Roamy flashes us again.
I guess ‘cano doesn’t want to hang out here unless there’s wimmens here. Can’t say I really blame him.
Unless I can find a convenient stump to burn. I’m sure he’d find that interesting.
Hmmm. No stumps available. And palm trees are harder to ignite than you’d think.
Heh. 69% of my lesbian pr0n video has been downloaded.
Get it? Sixty-nine? HA!
Talking to yourself again X?
I guess not
Hola, XBrads.
And VMaxs
Gah….good morning….
Mornin’
New poat.