I’m saddened and embarrassed at my selfishness in not doing a post in honor of the “housewife in pearls” yesterday. FOR SHAME!!
To one of the greatest TV mom’s evah
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[UPDATE: Rosetta]
Best political attack ad EVER.
From Hot Airhole
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[UPDATE: Andy]
Eat your heart out, Floyd:
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[UPDATE: Not Brewfan]
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Once more, for the new poat …
Fuckin’ A: http://mjperry.blogspot.com/2010/10/trillions-of-dollars-to-charity-doesnt.html
carin, i know you’re all hatin’ on kollidges and shit right now, but did you see the link I sent you?
Typo, Peej. Housewife in pears.
Damn…. we have four computers in the house and hubby decides to take over MY laptop to do his morning reading while I make his tea.
I’ll be doing a tribute to Ms Billingsley later today, too!
Housewife in pears.
I was fantasizing about a figure I’d like. I look like Spongebob
LC, I sent you a fb friend request since you won’t know who the heck it is
Carlos Slim is one shady character, Andy…. He may have wisdom in his words, but he’s not exactly the best role model evah, either.
Thanks for putting that last embarrassment of a post out of its misery.
Who put up that POS?
PJM, friended!!!
I’ll be doing a tribute to Ms Billingsley later today, too!
I think it’d be nice if we all told of a special moment June had in our lives, whether she was telling pop not to be too hard on us, or when she invited Mrs. Landers over for a BBQ (awkward). I know you all have a special memory.
He’s successful in the Kleptocracy that is Mexico. Of course he’s a shady character.
He has the same type of skills it would take to be successful in, say, Chicago …
Who put up that POS?
Some bastard who promises, but doesn’t deliver.
I hope half your face melts off today from Floyd gas.
Rosetta, show this link to Floyd: http://espn.go.com/blog/sportscenter/post/_/id/86589/georgias-newest-uga-viii-takes-center-stage
Rosetta, what are you feeding your puppy? That much really bad gas just doesn’t seem right.
Some bastard who promises, but doesn’t deliver.
I hope half your face melts off today from Floyd gas.
How about I kick your ass?
Also, this poat has been updated and there is a clue in the video that will tell you what I’m going to do to you the next time I see you.
He has the same type of skills it would take to be successful in, say, Chicago …
Heh, good point!
Pearls are teh sexiest thang a woman can wear.
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Especially if she isn’t wearing anything else.
Rosetta, show this link to Floyd: http://espn.go.com/blog/sportscenter/post/_/id/86589/georgias-newest-uga-viii-takes-center-stage
Hahahahahaha!!
Floyd would kick that pig’s ass.
Andy, did you egg Barney Frank’s house last night?
Why not?
Some bastard who promises, but doesn’t deliver.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Someone gave Obama posting priviledges?
I’m pushing that bastard’s poats down like Kerry Fucking Marie on her hands and knees sucking all the salt that fell off her french fries from her couch upholstery.
>> Andy, did you egg Barney Frank’s house last night?
Why, that would be illegal …
Someone hand me the aspirin my head hurts
Dick, Sister Mary Catherine would like a word with you.
http://ak.buy.com/PI/0/500/211548284.jpg
It’s Sunday. I need some wholesome Christian porn.
June would approve.
Did you use up all those free passes to Titties and Beer that I left for you? Dayum.
He kicks children in the face, nice.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
wait, are you telling me you’re going to give me free wifi?
I’m pushing that bastard’s poats down like Kerry Fucking Marie on her hands and knees sucking all the salt that fell off her french fries from her couch upholstery.
Gee, and with such prose, you never commented at my tribute to Eddie
Rosetta, what are you feeding your puppy? That much really bad gas just doesn’t seem right.
IAMS Puppy. It’s actually not the food, it’s a bulldog thing. They have some sort of fucked up digestive system. The good news is that I’ll never have to buy paint remover again.
I think it’s been bad this last week because he just started school. Stress farts.
I have a new goal in life.
Comment by Vmaximus on October 16, 2010 9:19 pm
Caulk and whatnot is my trade.
I wish to be so beloved and well thought of that I can make a comment like that in the blackest internet pit of scum and villainy and NOT A SINGLE HOSTAGE even blinks or snorts.
It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore.
“I look like Spongebob”
Spongebob is legit. I’d hit it.
Yeah whatever, switch to Nutro Lamb & Rice.
Iams made our old Lab stink like rotten fish.
Dick, Sister Mary Catherine would like a word with you.
http://ak.buy.com/PI/0/500/211548284.jpg
MOM!!!! LAURAW’S TRYING TO GIVE DICK BAD HABITS AGAIN!!!!
Why, that would be illegal …
Hahahahahahaha.
Do you actually live in that district?
Spongebob is legit. I’d hit it.
I feel so much better now……at least mesa likes my oven
wait, that sumbitch was really talking about my appliance wasn’t he?
That is a very bad habit, BiW. Fulla holes and threadbare and stuff.
are you telling me you’re going to give me free wifi?
If by “free wifi” you mean “a kick in the face” then yes.
It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore.
hahahahaha, I’d say it was abominable
carin, i know you’re all hatin’ on kollidges and shit right now, but did you see the link I sent you?
Yes, I did. Honestly, I’m just … pissy. Kids graduate from college w/o really knowing shit, so they have something to put on a resume.
$200,000 so you can write that college name on your applications for a job, so you can get paid $30,000 a year. Or less.
Something is seriously fucked up.
You know they have a program on “Environmental Philosophy” at U of Michigan.
They keep making up more and more stupid degrees as time goes on.
“at least mesa likes my oven”
If he likes your oven, wait until he sees your rack!
>> Do you actually live in that district?
You know it.
See the little strip of this gerrymandered bastard of a district that runs through Norfolk County.
If he likes your oven, wait until he sees your rack!
http://hiyoooo.com/
I switched to Nutro after reading the results of a study. Vet students actually calculated the food:poop ratio for different dog foods.
Nurto produced the least amount of poop.
My guess is that it will produce less gas too.
If you do switch, do it slowly.
If by “free wifi” you mean “a kick in the face” then yes.
*sniffs haughtily
Well, I know what I’m giving YOU for Christmas this year, I’m only sorry Mrs. Rosetta and Floyd will be casualties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1sS1TmXF38
How many people am I allowed to kill per day while quitting?
It’s always open season on liberals.
Dick, I quit in May. I kept a big bottle of cold water with me at all times, it really helped.
I haven’t killed anybody yet, but I’ve been in a really shitty mood since about, uhmmm….yeah, May.
Lauraw, here’s hoping the Boston meetup turns into a Bielat victory party. He may or may not be aware of said gathering.
We hung out with Sean’s campaign manager Friday night. It was funny hearing him talk about how much they loved Ace’s “when he’s not killing terrorists …” line.
Yes, I did. Honestly, I’m just … pissy. Kids graduate from college w/o really knowing shit, so they have something to put on a resume
I understand. I get that and it ain’t right.
On another note, did you see how my obsession with you has manifested?
It appears that this post has a couple of new updates.
On another note, did you see how my obsession with you has manifested?
No?! Do tell ….
I spent all of last week with a bunch of EPA people and Commerce Dept. people. We’re doomed. Trust me.
“fart machine”….heh!
Okay, I haven’t had a smoke since last night around 7pm and I’m about to twist.
How many people am I allowed to kill per day while quitting?
How bout you just write sweet, sweet little articles about evil dentists?
just a thought
Carin I saw something recently about the wage difference between college grads and non-college grads. There is a difference, but if kids invested the money they would have spent on college and just joined the workforce they would come out ahead in the long run.
If by “free wifi” you mean “a kick in the face” then yes.
Rosetta, Greg Guttfeld called.
He wanted me to tell you “If you don’t quit using my line, I’m going to give you a suspicious package.”
Well, that would be pretty cool.
That reminds me, I need to pick on JackStraw to get us set up over at the place.
Another Boston local on the board kind of pooh-poohed his choice.
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me
one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry”
said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “I want to die after the Democrats get
their heads out of their asses!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
I like those Allstate Mayhem commercials. Pretty funny and effective.
See the little strip of this gerrymandered bastard of a district that runs through Norfolk County.
What the fuck. Your district looks like a small intestine.
Gerrymandering ia bullshit. Except when it helps us. Then it’s okay.
Aggie, do I have to tag the toes?
Waste of time, effort, and resources, IMO.
No?! Do tell ….
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/5088116025/
Yep, Scott. Not to mention lost wages (while in college) and those four (or five) years of experience and raises ….
I just want kids (mine) to REALLY think about what they want to be. Not to spend 4 years “discovering” themselves, and then deciding they wanna be a police officer or something else.
I know a guy that struggled though college for years … then decided to become a fire fighter.
Duh.
Post update updated.
Awesome. It looks great.
Have you considered grey highlights?
Thanks for the puupy food advice, scott and laura. He had gotten much better until this last week so we’re going to give it another week or two to see if it gets better.
If not I may start feeding him though an IV.
I have some grey “highlights” on my chest.
I haven’t killed anybody yet, but I’ve been in a really shitty mood since about, uhmmm….yeah, May.
That gives me hope.
Aggie, do I have to tag the toes?
PJD quit chewing tobacco after being a chain chewer for 26 years. (he started at 14 and swallowed, never spit, so most people didn’t know he chewed) It was tough. Other times when he tried to quit, he’d be so cranky, I’d actually go buy the chew for him myself (SO EMBARRASSING) because I couldn’t take it.
He got kidney stones last year and somehow that made him quit. Cold turkey. Hasn’t done it since, but definitely craves it often
HEY – didn’t I mention something about food in the LAST thread?
grumble grumble grumble.
I have a very fussy dog (fussy in that when I first got him I had to buy him the most expensive dog food made or he’d get the runs) ….
Anyway, now he’s eating the Kirkland brand (Costco) and no problems. It’s good stuff, and cheaper.
(the other stuff was like $38 a bag … a smallish bag)
Yes, but Peej wasn’t there when I was.
we’ve got to redo the entire conversation.
Sorry.
Have you considered grey highlights?
They’ll be here naturally in about 5 weeks.
Out here carin, you have to have a bachelor’s degree to be a fireman.
Laura, if it’s still an option, I’d prefer to have it outside the city myself.
The hotels down there are ex-friggin’-spensive for people who are traveling.
we’ve got to redo the entire conversation.
I’m gonna have to agree because I missed something.
*throws dick a cigarette
Simmer down
>> What the fuck. Your district looks like a small intestine.
So that’s why we’re represented by an asshole? Fitting.
Actually, take the money you would have spent on college and invest it all into incandescent light bulbs and wait a few years.
Light bulb tycoon!
Going swimming y’all. I plan on trying all the pools in my new little part of the world to see which is the nicest and least crowded, it’s a fine line.
Don’t kill each other except for Rosetta.
What’s the difference between Rosetta and a dog taking a shit?
PJ, I wish it was that easy.
I do too.
I wait, what are we talking about? You simmering down or getting over a nicotine addiction. I do NOT envy people who have that. I saw what PJD had to go thru…..and put me thru.
Different brands of food from the one we feed them make the ferrets’ skin/fur stink.
However, they still fart when they sneeze. They snart.
So that’s why we’re represented by an asshole? Fitting.
Hahaha. I was going to make a gay joke about Barney Frank enjoying being in an intestine but that’s not how I roll.
Ok, the lefty twatwaffle on my latest thread is begging for more mocking.
He seems to think that he doesn’t have to provide proof to back up what he says, and dismisses the proof he’s given as “right-wing talking points”.
I guess the money we slipped to the guy programming TOTUS was money well-spent, or something like that.
Anyway, he’s a chewtoy desperate for your attention. Give it to him.
Light bulb tycoon!
Oh yeah. As soon as we move I’m going to hoard the good light bulbs.
“I’ve found that staring at breasts seems to help.”
That’s because you are satisfying your oral fixation by looking at something you that you can suck on which would calm your nerves.
You may want to look at pictures of cock to see if that calms you as well.
Wha?
“Nothing in this president’s methods suggests this president is other than a defender of America’s interests,” Rice told an audience that included presidential adviser Valerie Jarrett.
What happened to you Condi?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/15/AR2010101506018.html?sub=AR
I bow to Condi’s wisdom.
See what I did there?
However, they still fart when they sneeze. They snart.
We need to have a word for sneeze peeing. sneeing? peezing?
Andy’s standing up straight.
Snissing
We need to have a word for sneeze peeing. sneeing? peezing?
hahahaha! Oh wait, I laughed so hard I…nevermind.
>> Hahaha. I was going to make a gay joke about Barney Frank enjoying being in an intestine but that’s not how I roll.
Yeah. That’s too low-hanging for even xbrad.
And besides, I think it’s safe to say the district is pretty o.k. with his sexual preferences. But some great Fannie and Freddie jokes are just completely off limits. Dammit!
There’s a good story along this line that I’ll be able to tell you after Wednesday.
Speaking of which, you
fuckersfine people need to help Sean’s ad go viral on Wednesday. It’s going to be hilarious.I need to hang up all my clean laundry but I have a hangover and I dont wanna so I just keep reading yall
hahahaha! Oh wait, I laughed so hard I…nevermind.
You don’t even know the laundry pile I have.
Howdy sohos!!
Howdy PJM!!! I love your new hairdo
What’s the difference between Rosetta and a dog taking a shit?
Your mom?
What did you do last night, sohito?
Hangover?? Do tell
I keep putting the laundry off, too. I hate doing the ACUs.
Another beautiful day in central Texas.
God is spoiling me.
can anyone tell me how I look up how a company is doing financially?
http://www.winderfarms.com/
can anyone tell me how I look up how a company is doing financially?
http://www.winderfarms.com/
This is a good site for that:
wwww.lemonparty.org
My brother and his gf are in town so we cooked a fabulous brisket and drank 800 beers
Try this one PJ.
http://tinyurl.com/r7qs8g
Howdy PJM!!! I love your new hairdo
Thank you!!!
I’m too lazy to have it any other way
It is so gorgeous I am going to go outside for a bit be back later
This is a good site for that:
wwww.lemonparty.org
*sigh
do you guys want me to be leaching off your tax dollars forever or do you want my family to be productive members of society again?
*spits on dave’s and rosetta’s future graves
Look, those guys are really smart.
Barney Frank’s BF heckles Bielat:
grrrrrrrrrrrr gavin is puking. Does that kid ever stop?!?!?!
Look, those guys are really smart.
Fine, do you have their number? I mean, you have the “in” since you sang with them yesterday and all.
why does he puke so much?
acid reflux
Change his feed?
Wow, acid reflux. I didn’t know young’uns got that.
Poor little tyke. My little one has a mild IBS thing going, so I know how you feel.
Change his feed?
I tried. I don’t think the Nutrimax is helping him either, although I do agree with laura and scott, his poops are definitely smaller.
poor baby!!!!!!
Wow, acid reflux. I didn’t know young’uns got that.
oh yeah, that’s usually what spitting up is. They’re supposed to grow out of it, but he never did.
>> Wow, acid reflux. I didn’t know young’uns got that.
I did, I have a hietal hernia (the opening in the diaphragm for the esophagus). I’ve had heartburn all my life.
Drugs take care of it now.
seriously, no one knows of a website that I can type a business url or name into their little search thing and find out whether a company is successful or not?
Let me go ask Count he knows that stuff pjm
Yahoo finance
Go to yahoo and click on the finance link. As long as it is a publicly traded company you can get the information you want from the finance link and there are message boards where people discuss the company
Hey, look what I just found at yahoo finance
http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeting/article/111045/why-business-doesnt-trust-the-tea-party
You’re not going to find out much. They’re a privately held company.
What particular aspect of successful are you trying to find?
It’s a private company. I don’t think you will find it on the interwebs for free.
I think I saw that they are the fastest growing grocery store in the country.
What particular aspect of successful are you trying to find?
whether it’d be a good idea for PJD to try being a door to door salesmen. The company he works for now, fired a crapload of people, brought in this guy from Chicago to shake things up. Turns out he got rid of the entire sales dept and we’re hearing rumblings that they’re going to do that here. We’re panicking a bit. Plus, we’re not making jack anyways.
I think I saw that they are the fastest growing grocery store in the country.
but that was on their website, right?
They are a dairy producer and distributor, I don’t see any retail operations. Most milk companies are DSD (direct store delivery), and quite a few convenience store chains were started by dairies looking for more effective distribution of their products (Southland/7 Eleven, United Dairy Farmers, etc.)
Home delivery of groceries is a niche market though, grocery margins are razor thin, and the costs are prohibitive. Peapod tried to make home delivery work, but the bulk of their operations is wholesale distribution to retailers, not homes.
PeeJ,
Try here:
http://tinyurl.com/2fpu7py
LC, MCPO’s going to have a conniption when he sees that in-line video in the comments.
Next time, delete the “http://” part of the URL.
But based on the subject matter, that one can stand
Also, “Fleming and Hayes” in the url at the top of the video were at Friday night’s mini-CPAC up here. They’re good folks.
http://www.dolphincapitalgroup.com/winder_dairy.php
Scott,
You’re late. I put two comments ago!
BANGLAR NEW WASHING MACHINE.
Front loader. I don’t keep the damn thing inactive for that smell thing to be an issue.
thanks crispy!
They are a dairy producer and distributor, I don’t see any retail operations
Yeah, I saw they only had 1 retail store.
Can you guys smell my desperation?
It’s an LG (an or “a” – “a” didn’t sound right). Maytag and Whirlpool can lick Floyd’s taint.
Leave the door open when it’s not running, Car in. Problem solved.
I don’t keep the damn thing inactive for that smell thing to be an issue.
was rosetta’s dog in it?
Car in, we have the LG front-loaders. They kick ass.
“It’s an LG”
Car in just created a job in South Korea.
Remembers when LG used to be Goldstar, and before that was Lucky Goldstar.
Koreans come up with some funny names for their companies using the words “Happy” and “Lucky”.
You guys know why California is a broke hell hole?
SDG&E came to my home because of my income……yes I volunteered to let them
I’m getting two new wall air conditioners, they’re going to weatherize my home, put a blanket on my hot water heater, give me a brand new front loading washing machine and if I’d had an old refrigerator, they’d have given me a new one. If I had broken windows, they would have replaced them.
Also, the guy gave me fliers and said to PLEASE give them out. They get fined if they don’t have enough people to weatherize their homes.
You may all hate me now for having no pride and taking advantage of the system
PJ, I don’t know if they’re “successful” or not, just sayin it’s a pretty tough racket.
If they’re hiring, that’s a pretty positive indicator in this economy.
Shut up Dave.
Peej, that’s part of Barry’s propaganda campaign for the Spendulus.
I suggest burning the flyers and creating a little more sweet, sweet CO2.
Morning, Jackholes.
PJ, I like the new ‘do. And I’d forgotten how pretty your eyes were. I’m used to only seeing one at a time. By that I mean, I’m used to looking at your bewbs.
Aggie, why is washing the ACU such a pain? I’ve never had a set. I was BDU all the way.
Car in, I’ve got some slightly soiled underwear that needs washing.
*throws my drink in Rosetta’s face
PJ, for SDG&E, it actually does make sense. In part, it reduces total load and helps avoid blackouts.
If they’re hiring, that’s a pretty positive indicator in this economy.
*sigh
I just can’t take this pit in my stomach. I really can’t. When you net $2200 a month and your rent is $1400, there’s not much to live on after that. Car ins. $100. electricity $100 water $50 gas for cars, food bleh (no, not begging for a hostage swarm, just stating the facts)
I did NOT win the Texas Lottery
Hahahahahaha. Whatcha drinkin’, Dave?
PJ, for SDG&E, it actually does make sense. In part, it reduces total load and helps avoid blackouts.
Yeah. I loved the blackouts. Remember Gov. Grey Out Davis…..is Arnold really better?
Depends on who they are hiring Dave, is it commission-only sales?
The show storm chasers makes me anxious
The time has come for my regular Sunday dilemma: make a delicious adult beverage or stay on the wagon like a fucking pussy.
PJ, I had pretty high hopes for Ahnuld, and he made mostly the right moves when he took office.
But when he put up the four-pack of initiatives before the public, he got slaughtered. After the voters told him to fuck off, he pretty much gave up.
I did NOT win the Texas Lottery
OMG!! We’re twins! Neither did I!!
So, Rosetta’s gonna be drunk as a
skunksnarting ferret soon.I think I need some dog hair
Did any of you guys even watch this when I linked it yesterday? It’s funny. My kids have made me watch it about a gajillion times since then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ1HKCYJM5U
this one is great too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg&feature=channel
Depends on who they are hiring Dave, is it commission-only sales?
yannow, that’s a good question. It doesn’t say.
stay on the wagon like a fucking pussy.
oh don’t act like you were on it……..ever
oh don’t act like you were on it……..ever
Excellent point. You’re a lot smarter than you look.
Yep, I watched those yesterday, PJ. Very cute.
PJM looks so hot with her new doo
She looked pretty hawt with her old ‘do.
She chose a terrific ‘do. She looks beautiful and her skin looks great too.
Don’t be a pussy, Rosetta.
I’m at work today and need to live vicariously through your inebriation.
lauraw gets credit for the skin.
and thanks guys and gals
*kicks rosetta in his wagon wheel
Home movie of lauraw reaching an important milestone.
http://tinyurl.com/2f9tz6q
Depends on who they are hiring Dave, is it commission-only sales?
ok, it’s base plus commission. The base is usually nothing though. Where he’s at now it’s like $62 a day.
Home movie of lauraw reaching an important milestone.
gavin was in the car the other day driving me crazy.
He kept saying, “weee, weeee, weeee, weee”
It finally donned on me that he was being the pig on the Geico commercial. That commercial makes me giggle every time
I’m at work today and need to live vicariously through your inebriation.
Done buddy! I’m a team player like that.
running to store to get dog hair bbl
OMG!!! They spelled “receive” wrong.
“Thank you for your interest in a career with Winder Farms. BRDue to the high number of resumes we recieve only thoseBRwho best fit our needs will be contacted. BRThanksBRWinder Farms Recruiting Department”
what the heck does BR mean?
He kept saying, “weee, weeee, weeee, weee”
It finally donned on me that he was being the pig on the Geico commercial. That commercial makes me giggle every time
Hahahahahahaha.
I liked that commercial the first time I saw it but now it makes me want to stomp little pigs to death and then set them on fire and then put them in a pig chipper.
I liked that commercial the first time I saw it but now it makes me want to stomp little pigs to death and then set them on fire and then put them in a pig chipper.
It’s probably more environmentally friendly to make bacon.
MOM, ROSETTA IS WASTING POTENTIAL BACON!!!!!!!!
We went out to eat last week to a new cajun restaurant and they have praline encrusted bacon as a snack.
It’s good as a mufuckin’ sumbitch.
>> Hahahahahaha. Whatcha drinkin’, Dave?
It was milk. I wouldn’t waste booze like that.
Youngest is headed back to school after a weekend visit. There’s something about seeing your kid drive off. I don’t know what is it exactly but I don’t like it.
BR=’Break’ – it means their formatting is screwed up and somehow they copied the code for line breaks over into the regular text. I don’t know if what I just said makes sense but someone with actual skills can probably translate it.
There’s something about seeing your kid drive off. I don’t know what is it exactly but I don’t like it.
That’s just your heart crawling up the back of your throat. Swallow hard a few times and shoot a martini. It’ll slide back down.
Rosetta, how many latex fetish sites have you been to this morning?
Heh:
http://tinyurl.com/27p3e5h
stupid heart.
drink
BR=’Break’ – it means their formatting is screwed up and somehow they copied the code for line breaks over into the regular text.
ok, that I can let slide, but the whole spelling the word “receive” wrong on an important businessy type thing? well it just means they can’t spell is all.
It also means they don’t pay attention to spell check. How fucking hard is that?
Rosetta, how many latex fetish sites have you been to this morning?
All of them.
stupid heart.
dave you are such a sweet cuddle bear
*looks over at laura in a panic because she might have heard
How many non-fetish latex sites?
can’t hep it.
It would really suck if you had a latex fetish, but were allergic to latex.
Heh:
http://tinyurl.com/27p3e5h
Hahahahaha. Also, RACIST!!!
True Xbad, very true
Oh What did I do Pupster?
My nipples feel extra sensitive today. Must be a football thing.
Sounds like you’re doing it wrong.
I’m gonna have to say this thread could not have been a better Barbara Billingsley tribute if we tried.
Oh, great. No one, but two senior citizens working at Starbucks today. One of whom is the mental defect that couldn’t count change the other day. The other one is a chatterbox. Lady, I’m here for coffee and free porn. Not to socialize with ugly old people.
Howdy Vamixmus. How goes it?
So much exactly does a ticket to hell cost b-rad?
>> Barbara Billingsley tribute if we tried.
She wore a pearl necklace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU
PJ, harder to get there than you think.
Right now, I’m only slated to go to heck.
Good Rosetta,
I gave Zeke http://www.bluebuffalo.com/products/dogs/puppy-food.shtml
He did not stink too much, but I still call him stinky.
Wut?
V, you admitted last night that “caulk is my business” and the whole interwebs held their breath for nothing.
You are like hostage baby Jesus.
I’m gonna have to say this thread could not have been a better Barbara Billingsley tribute if we tried.
Hahahahahaha.
She would’ve been especially proud since xbrad isn’t hard on the Beav.
Caulksucker.
http://burgerville.com/
PC marketing campaign, but consider where they are located.
All I have to say is….Burgerville + My Stomach = Happiness
A very good fast food chain.
It’s nice to see how you’ve made Portland your home uni.
He did not stink too much, but I still call him stinky.
Hahahaha.
Floyd only knows his name because of me. Mrs. Rosetta calls him “stinky” all the time.
I don’t recall seeing that Blue food brand at the pet store. Of course I wasn’t really looking for it. Do they carry it at PetsMart or do you have to order it?
My boss hates caulking Puppster. I cannot tell you how many times a day he tells me to “caulk that” and “make sure you wipe it clean”
NumbBall, you’re never here on a Sunday.
Are you still Han Solo in your new town?
Petsmart has it. I go through a 35# bad every other week. (of the non puppy kind)
Uni, run over to Tillamook and get me a couple blocks of extra sharp cheddar. The damn stores here won’t carry anything stronger than sharp.
Dude, that’s like 3.2 beer.
bag not bad, my bad or bag or something.
I’m changing it up a bit. I am having a YUMMY seagrams and sprite.
‘Sup, non-golfers and non-hackers?
I’m still pissed about Ember’s fucking friend thinking it would be funny to take away her phone and hang up on me last night.
Not cool.
Rosetta,
Yes, no family, no wife, just hanging out with my computer eating burgerville.
I am watching The Apprentice on my computer right now.
Hi, Sohos! How ya healing up, girlfriend?
Extra sharp cheddar? That sounds mighty good.
AFter The Apprentic I have to shower and head out to purchase some new shoes.
I’m still pissed about Ember’s fucking friend thinking it would be funny to take away her phone and hang up on me last night.
Since I haven’t been around much, I don’t know whether she’s been around here much. Has she? Seems to me she hasn’t been around much since she moved back to Reno.
For MCPO, stolen from Theo:
Great Golf Musings…………
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
~ George Brett
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that. ~ Jim Murray
The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground. ~ Ben Hogan
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.
~ H G Wells
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. ~ Billy Graham
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. ~ Bob Hope
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. ~ Henny Youngman
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. ~ Lee Trevino
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino
I just came back in my room and frickin storm chasers is still on. Nina is gone and she didnt change it. These people make me crazy
Gabe’s new post at teh Mothraship is funny.
it’s the first time I’ve heard the word “telebinky” which is very fucking funny.
Really good mcpo the stitches come out next Tuesday
They itch!
Yeah, that “telebinky” thing is hilarious. Because it is so, so true.
Sean, she drunk dialed me last night as well, but I didn’t notice till about an hour ago. Yeah, I think her meatspace friends are a bad influence on her.
We should kidnap her and make her our, uh…. Hostage?
Sean, what are you doing up in the middle of the night?
I just came back in my room and frickin storm chasers is still on. Nina is gone and she didnt change it. These people make me crazy
hah, did you see the post scott did yesterday? THAT stressed me out big time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQen0-16Oyw
“If you aren’t wearing Rockports, your just a sad sack of shit”
HA!
Someones ad campaign for Rockport shoes on the Apprentice.
Most of the folks on the show are morons but that was pretty damn funny, Hostagesesque even.
Since I haven’t been around much, I don’t know whether she’s been around here much. Has she? Seems to me she hasn’t been around much since she moved back to Reno.
No, she’s been busy with work and extracurricular activities.
*scratch. . .scratch*
That should make you feel better!
I just found a dog food ranking site, that Blue Buffalo stuff is rated at the top.
Rosetta another thing you should look into is the BARF diet. It can be a pain but there is nothing healthier for them. Plus its fun telling others that your dog is on the BARF diet.
xBrad 40-38 to win the money today. Playing at the Country Club tomorrow with the rich bitches tomorrow.
Really good mcpo the stitches come out next Tuesday
They itch!
what happened?
hahahaha! That’s HELL! I love the way the Indian guy keeps looking at the American
They have been cutting these black moles and suspect places off me and one of them came back with bad cells so they had to excise one of the pretty big and deep. I had to get a bunch of stitches
Airdale, I used to love to get out and golf, but dear Lord, I sliced like a Quisanart.
Damn Sohos, you have been taking a beating over the last year.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with you, Sohita. I think the perv just wants a part of you.
Sean, what are you doing up in the middle of the night?
Meth.
xBrad – That’s because you are rolling up on your toes during the downswing and coming over the top.
good grief sohos, that’s awful.
I always wonder what’s going to happen to me after all those years of laying out with BABY OIL!!!!
You really think so, MCPO? I always thought I was swinging from the shoulders too much and not enough hip. I’d get my shoulders ahead of the wrists and not strike square.
Rosetta another thing you should look into is the BARF diet. It can be a pain but there is nothing healthier for them. Plus its fun telling others that your dog is on the BARF diet.
Hahahahahahahaha. I don’t know what the BARF diet is but it’s worth a try because it has to be better than the FART diet that he’s currently on.
You are all lucky that I can’t link a smell.
Battle scars are sexy, sohos.
“I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino”
HA! I love Lee Trevino.
Growing up I use to sneak on to the Hawaiian Open and Lee Trevino gave me golf balls twice at different points in my life. One time I was clapping for him with my hands above my head and he did a quick underhand throw where the ball was a line drive to my stomach. I quickly caught it but it was really funny the way he did it.
He was my favorite growing up.
Sean, what are you doing up in the middle of the night?
Meth.
You should try the Meth P.M.
Is your neighborhood on fire right now? Why not?
Yes Scott, that is about the best priced best food I can find.
I hear Tractor supply carries a highly rated food (I forget the name) but it is a long drive for me petsmart is 5 min.
or reverse pivot MCPO, I was the poster boy for that.
Football update:
(2) OT games at 1:00 and both games tied 20-20
Yeah I have 3 strikes against me I am fair, tanned in tanning beds in the 80′s, and my dad had a place that was Melanoma last year so my doctor is cutting off places that she thinks are problems and so far one of the three came back bad. We got those results back and they got it all out Thank God
Trevino got everything out of a low fade (actually looked like a topped slice). But he knew where it was going. If my timing is off, I hit a hook.
Rosetta – Have you checked your gmail in the last 4 days?
My dog is on the BARF diet thanks to Gavin.
It’s quite a symbiotic relationship if you ask me
Trevino had style shooting out his ass.
Trevino was old school cool.
Is your neighborhood on fire right now? Why not?
It’s raining.
Trevino has a house here, it’s on the same golf course where he met his child bride.
Gonna have to run.
See you guys later.
Battle scars are sexy, sohos.
I got plenty of them now> I used to have NO scars now I am covered with them
Scar tissue never wrinkles. . . so you’ve got that going for you.
I use my cock as a driver.
Google it Rosetta. Bones and Raw Food.
There is a store near us that makes it easy. It’s kind of strange throwing a turkey neck to your dog for dinner, or raw chicken, but they love it and its good for them.
Not so good for your carpets.
The scars make me sad. There is a pic of me in my bathing suit on facechimp and you can see my legs and it makes me sad that they will never look like that again
It’s raining.
yeah that’s nice. Goats stink and it really keeps the smell down. everytime the female goats pee, garmin sticks his nose in the stream, then he lifts his upper lip to smell it. If it wasn’t so disgusting, it’d be funny
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/roadbully/roadbully0704/roadbully070400077/936970.jpg
omg, they sell t-shirts for his
http://www.zazzle.com/goat_pet_farm_animal_goat_buck_in_rut_men_dad_tshirt-235139161594279812
The OutPost Tavern (a landmark watering hole) burned down last night. It had already closed down for business but someone set it on fire.
>> it’s the first time I’ve heard the word “telebinky” which is very fucking funny.
First time I read it. Ace called it a “telewubbie”.
http://galvestondailynews.com/story/184066
Damn. Look at the SIZE of those lollipops.
http://tinyurl.com/2aa67nf
For the love of God, will someone please put up a new header pic?
I don’t want Andi Sullivan showing up here.
( no fucking way I’m gonna bother reading the last 1000 comments of whining, bitching and recipes.
Whattup, luh-ooosers?
PJ I had a good customer was a cop in a nearby town. She came in one day after work and my entire store immediately stunk.
Apparently a rutting goat went a little crazy and was ramming employees of an insurance company as they tried to get from their cars to the office. She said people were running for their lives when she got there.
I guess it took several cops a good 30 minutes to catch him, but she was the one who tackled him in the end. OMG did she stink!
Howdy widerbabe
WIser – Shadup!
WIser – Shadup!
gotcha.
sorry.
Fuck off, Wiser.
You’ll read every comment and like it.
You’ll read every comment and like it.
I find it ridiculously impossible to believe that.
“If my timing is off, I hit a hook.”
A malady with which I have intimate experience.
Better Sean?
*tackles wiserbud, gives him ‘the Corona with a lime wedge’ *
I used to feed Oscar this. Expensive, but good. PTL I found some cheaper he could tolerate.
Apparently a rutting goat went a little crazy and was ramming employees of an insurance company as they tried to get from their cars to the office. She said people were running for their lives when she got there.
I have never smelled anything so awful in my life…….well, nothing compares to dog shit in the whole scheme of things, but this comes a close second. I’d rather be inserted head first into a cow’s ass then go outside and pet garmin right now.
The bucks are the reason goat’s milk sometimes tastes bad. Their stink gets on everything. When the does get preggars, that bad boy is going on a spit in our back yard. We think it’d be a fun experience for the kids
*tackles wiserbud, gives him ‘the Corona with a lime wedge’ *
Is that some sort of kinky thing having to do with his pet?
Better Sean?
For me, yes. For that guy, not so much.
Damn. Look at the SIZE of those lollipops.
stupid girl, that’s gotta hurt
Hi Guys!
It is supposedly my birthday celebration day around here. So far, my wife is sick, my mom and her are fighting, and I am out of vodka.
I guess I am at par..
*tackles wiserbud, gives him ‘the Corona with a lime wedge’ *
awwwww, I knew Lauraw loved me.
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.
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HEY! This is empty! WTF???
I have never smelled anything so awful in my life…….well, nothing compares to dog shit in the whole scheme of things, but this comes a close second.
My friends had an apartment in Berkeley with a garage that was always open, and someone (probably a homeless guy) took a shit in there once. The stink made my eyes hurt.
So far, my wife is sick, my mom and her are fighting, and I am out of vodka.
SOMEBODY GET CATMAN SOME HEROIN, STAT!
Can anybody enroll in the Witness Protection program, or do you have to be a member?
No reason.
I fucked up.
I picked up my mom’s prescription for Xanax and didn’t even think to snag a few for myself.
Birthdays stop being fun after 21.
Can anybody enroll in the Witness Protection program, or do you have to be a member?
No reason.
I know people who can make you disappear for cheap, Lauraw.
The downside is that it is kinda permanent.
Sweet sweet heroin… Miracle drug of the 90′s (1890′s)
How is the little wiser doing? Has her head stopped spinning from the “talk” the other day?
Can anybody enroll in the Witness Protection program, or do you have to be a member?
You have to get an invite. Or if one of your parents was a member, you can get in as a legacy.
‘k, gotta go fid some sort of painkiller. I pitched both games of a double-header this morning (won them both) and my legs are killing me.
On the plus side, I struck out 8 batters in the second game. In slow-pitch softball. One guy struck out swinging three times and never once even made contact with the ball. And he is supposedly one of the better hitters.
I was really glad he didn’t get up to bat a 4th time. I think if he struck out again, he was gonna off himself.
Of course, by winning both games this morning, that means we have to play one more game for the league championship next Sunday at 8:30am.
Nobody mentioned that while we were playing. I would have walked a lot more batters had I known.
How is the little wiser doing? Has her head stopped spinning from the “talk” the other day?
Yeah, we survived the nightmare. But I’m sure it will happen again.
She even apologized. Not sure how sincere it was, but it’s a start.
I think if he struck out again, he was gonna off himself.
That’s not a problem. What’s a problem is when he charges the mound and cracks your skull with that big aluminum bat.
Strike outs…in slow pitch?
*mind boggles*
4 fouls is a strike?
Well that’s good. Good luck on the game!
*places bet on other team because Wiser does not want to go district playoffs
I struck out 8 batters in the second game.
Excellent work! OK, that deserves a FULL beer this time.
*turns back, surreptitiously uses funnel to fill empty Corona bottle with PBR*
*turns back around*
HERE YA GO BUDDY COMPLETE WITH LIME WEDGE MY MAN
That’s not a problem. What’s a problem is when he charges the mound and cracks your skull with that big aluminum bat.
heh. After he struck out the third time,I saw him sitting on the bench, just mumbling to himself. He was not a happy camper. I honestly felt really bad for him. Not too bad, but kinda bad.
A bunch of guys on my team were talking while we were up at bat, trying to come up with reasons why he was doing so poorly. “Maybe he can’t see the ball. Maybe his head is all screwed up after he struck out the first time. Maybe he’s hungover.”
Ummm, or maybe I’m a damn good pitcher??? Hello??? How’s about a little credit for the pitcher here?
Dude, who would want to brag at being a good slow pitch pitcher?
I always figured wiser for a pitcher.
How do you strike out in slow pitch? Take that guy’s man card.
Peej, why do you have goats? Just curious.
Andy fubar’s the joke.
Man, even I didn’t go for fruit that low. But if I had, I wouldn’t have fucked it up.
I always figured wiser for a pitcher.
which explains why you are so attracted to me.
Dude, who would want to brag at being a good slow pitch pitcher?
Trust me, it’s not as easy as it looks. I’ve seen really bad slow-ball pitchers. Walk after walk after walk….
Look, it’s one of the few sports-related things I happen to do well.
So fuck off, ‘k?
How do you strike out in slow pitch? Take that guy’s man card.
3 times!! That’s gayer than watching One Tree Hill.
“Oh where, Oh where have my Klonopin gone? Oh where , Oh where could they be? Oh where, oh where have my Klonopin gone? When they just where right here in front of me!”
Peej, Garmin will probably be better stewed slowly or braised than roasted on an open spit.
Do you have a meat grinder? Jamaican meat patties, bay-bee, yum.
4 fouls is a strike?
nope. Actual, honest-to-God swing-and-a-miss strikes.
HERE YA GO BUDDY COMPLETE WITH LIME WEDGE MY MAN
Thanks, darlin’!
*sip
Dear LORD, this tastes like piss!!
Thanks again!
WATCHING ONE TREE HILL IS NOT GAY!!!!
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/07/06/load-heat-52/
“That’s gayer than watching One Tree Hill.”
No it’s not, it may be close though.
How’s about a little credit for the pitcher here?
*Thinks about it for a minute.*
Nahhhhh. The ball must have been juiced. You finally found a non-oral use for Vagisil! Congratulations! I knew you could do it!
*places bet on other team because Wiser does not want to go district playoffs
There’s no gambling in baseball!!
That’s gayer than watching One Tree Hill.
Nothing’s gayer than that. There are Gay Pride Parades in San Francisco that want watching One Tree Hill to “tone it down a little.”
WATCHING ONE TREE HILL IS NOT GAY!!!!
Do you watch it with the sound on?
Then yes, it’s gay.
WATCHING ONE TREE HILL IS NOT GAY!!!!
Yeths, yeths it isth.
By the way, you have a really sweet pooper, big boy!
Actually, Sophia Bush has a sexy, sexy voice.
Or laryngitis.
Nahhhhh. The ball must have been juiced.
Nope, that was the pitcher too.
Actually, Sophia Bush has a sexy, sexy voice.
Does it make you want to soapya her bush? ‘Cause if she’s into guys, she’ll never talk to you if she knows you watch the show.
Well now, thank you very much for being such a big fan of my show, xbrad.
And what grade are you in?
BiW, she was dumb enough to marry a guy who was ON the show. So maybe I have a shot.
BiW, she was dumb enough to marry a guy who was ON the show. So maybe I have a shot.
Guy on show making probably $25k – $50k per episode.
Xbrad.
Guy on show making probably $25k – $50k per episode.
Xbrad
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, “dumb” you say?
Does this link work for you assholes?
http://tinyurl.com/25movqb
Does this link work for you assholes?
http://tinyurl.com/25movqb
Nope.
‘k, it’s always fun beating up on xbrad (is that a hate-crime?), but I gotta go now.
bbl.
Thanks for checking, Sean. That’s tomorrow’s Load HEAT. I was trying to give you guys a sneak peek, but it isn’t that important.
HA! Dick must be watching the Cowboys game.
Thanks for checking, Sean.
Well, you did just ask the assholes if it worked for them.
“non oral use for Vagisil”
BiW I think you are doing it wrong.
The Houston game must have been a fun one to watch. 21 points in the 4th quarter to win by 4, too bad they were giving 4.5.
“non oral use for Vagisil”
BiW I think you are doing it wrong.
Not me, Scott. Wiser, but I think he finally figued it out.
Andy fubar’s the joke.
Joke?
LC, MCPO’s going to have a conniption when he sees that in-line video in the comments.
Next time, delete the “http://” part of the URL.
I’ll remember next time, Andy!
Aggie, why is washing the ACU such a pain? I’ve never had a set. I was BDU all the way.
The seams are not straight, they tend to curve. Also, damn pockets are velcro’ed to the max, and though the Army tells you NOT to iron the set, they bitch when it isn’t. So, I steam iron, forgoing the starch, and velcro doesn’t like heat, so I have to go around it.
Wouldn’t be such a bitch if he took the fuckers in to the cleaners…. GAH!!!
By the by, the link to the HEAT doesn’t work
Andy did you make a comment about Boston and then delete it? I swore you mentioned that downtown Boston for November was a bad idea.
Aggie, I remember when the Army said not to press BDUs. That didn’t last long. And, yeah, everyone I talk to hates all the velcro.
As to the HEAT hottie, she’ll be up tomorrow at 9am PT. Bridget Moynahan. Who has a lot of pics that I didn’t expect.
So both my teams won today. Saints and Texans
Scott, see 12:38 pm ^^^
>> Bridget Moynahan.
Mmmmmm …
xbrad, we are once again simpatico.
Well, tomorrow there won’t be a Hooker of the Week at H&B, Brad, since I’m doing a tribute to Ms. Billingsley, but I shall link your HEAT at H&B for the guys who would not be able to operate without a hottie to feast on on Mondays.
Oh, and it’s not just the velcro, but the damn pockets, too. I swear they are NOT even. And damn pencil pockets are too tight for the pencils and pens they were designed for.
Fucking “made in China” shit.
Aggie, if I were in charge of the Army, the uniform would be late Vietnam era OD jungle ripstops. They cost about a third of what ACUs cost.
And I’d give installation/unit commanders the ability to DX them through CIF as OCIE.
Wow – What a great day! Beautiful fall weather, golf and a steak for supper.
Brad’s idea for the females in the Army:
http://lagunafitness.com/images/BigImage/Camo_Mesh_Bikini.jpg?osCsid=492ed199a2e02ca72b6b6df678a6d4cc
Glad to hear you finally got to play some golf, MCPO
That girl needs a sammich, Aggie.
Brad’s idea for the females in the Army:
http://lagunafitness.com/images/BigImage/Camo_Mesh_Bikini.jpg?osCsid=492ed199a2e02ca72b6b6df678a6d4cc
She has stumpy thighs.
You think her feets are too small, don’t you, Lips?
That she does, Brad… but most men would over look that fact.
And most men could care less about her thighs, Lipstick
OK, I really do need to run now.
I’ll try to check in later.
Be good and try not to set Floyd’s farts on fire.
Thanks Andy. I was certain I read that, but couldn’t find it. I am trying to get Laura to apply some pressure.
Cowboys – Vikings game is going to be lost by Favre or Romo, just don’t know which one yet.
I suspect Romo, just because Favre blew it last week.
Gotta run…taking the apron pic for tomorrow, and doing laundry. Yay, me…
Yep, just as I suspected. OH NO ROMO!
Suck it EU douches.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101015/od_nm/us_germany_heatballs
Tony Homo???
Iggles looked good today MCPO, everyone picked Atlanta to win that one.
I had the most delicious salad for dinner tonight.
Greens, toms, cucs, gorganzola, a little bit of bacon and the sweet and sour dressing from this place.
OMG. yum.
kid called. home safe.
neck don’t hurt so much now.
Ha ha haa … heatballs. That’s awesome.
yeah.
greens make me run. Literally.
I’ve been hoarding heatballs.
behold – my new washer.
Actually, that’s not exactly it, since mine doesn’t do the steam thing. Didn’t think I’d need that extra bell and whistle.
And, yes. I bought the five year warranty.
FIVE YEARS BITCHES.
Dave – What did I miss?
“Ha ha haa … heatballs. That’s awesome.”
My suggestion from this morning doesn’t look so stupid now does it?
Beasn – I don’t mean greens literally. Spring mix.
Can you imagine Ben Franklin’s reaction if he knew that the government he was helping to form would tell people what kind of candles people could use in their homes?
Carin, a front loader?!
I missed getting my early picks in this morning in Pro Football pick-em, and my late picks are all wrong so far.
0 points this week it looks like. Glad I don’t do this for a living.
>> Dave – What did I miss?
Same shit I missed, I just got back from two hours.
Carin, a front loader?!
Yea. ’cause I’m concerned about the environment and shit.
And, Obama’s giving me $75 to buy it.
But, mostly cause it’s got a cool feature that will insure that coins will never wreck my pump.
Before, i basically had a front loader that loaded from the top. No agitator. Spun like shit. Same cleaning philosophy, but they are able to make the drum bigger.
But, a few major design flaws.
Because of my back issues, I prefer a toploader. Which one gave you all of the problems?
car in, any leafy vegetable will do that to me.
awesome washer.
I got this one. Should be here next week.
http://tinyurl.com/23qsdd4
didn’t need a steamer or sanitizer.
http://tinyurl.com/26fgkxu
I was leaning towards a toploader but Mr. Beasn talked me out of it. I had a weak moment of confusion/exhaustion.
It better not die for at least ten years or he’s gonna get it.
HAHAHA…Pups, I like your avatar.
And the raccoons.
Rule #2 Double tap
Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TqBSI8ZBzQ&has_verified=1
Before, i basically had a front loader that loaded from the top. No agitator.
Did it get the clothes clean? I just haven’t had any luck with them.
I’m going to stick with the top-loader that uses lots of water till they make them illegal. Then I’ll break the law.
tankths beanths
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/dog43.jpg
Pups and Beasns.
Woops, wine glass is empty. BRB
OMG WTF?
http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/3747685
*runs off crying*
*tackles TI…gives her the ‘turkey dinner’*
http://tinyurl.com/22vlmya
We’ve had front loaders (Whirlpool Duet) for 4 years now. I know they get the soap out cause the soap irritates the crap out of my back.
*tackles TI…gives her the ‘turkey dinner’*
But…but…that turkey’s crispy. I wanted original.
L to R: Beasn and Pupster go out for tea.
http://tinyurl.com/2cel9dz
TI, don’t forget cardio.
Or checking the backseat.
Mmmmm….
http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290
Had some free time after the pic, and this is what’s for (my) dinner.
Oh. My.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/scenes-from-a-peruvian-guinea-pig-festival
Oh. My.
Aww, they’re playing w/ their food.
You would think they would at least remove the head when they serve them up.
I love the little rodent teeth pulled back in a grimace.
death mask
Sets fire to some lichen.
oooohhh, fire!
I knew a guy in college who was from Peru. That’s how I first learned of the concept that guinea pigs were edible.
Almost time for the Colts to suck!
Washington +3
Wrap enough bacon around a piece of chicken and it taste like pork.
Deanna Favre has issued a statement: “The nude texts Brett sent out were for me, but you know Brett, they were intercepted”
Wrap bacon around a dove breast and it tastes just like a pencil eraser wrapped in bacon.
Dove= way too much work
Don’t judge PJ. If your husband was making 20 million a year, you would do the same.
I have never seen a breast on my dove, but I’m pretty sure I saw one only Irish Spring
If your husband was making 20 million a year, you would do the same.
If my husband was making 20 million a year and texting pictures of his wang all around the world, I’d take half of his shit and walk.
Are you kidding me Scott? At this point if he was making $50,000 I’d do the same thing
…and if you signed a pre-nup TI?
…and if you signed a pre-nup TI?
Then I’d take my shit and walk, and he’d better hope there wasn’t a clause in there that applied.
I’m sending a text of Xbrad’s cock to all Hostage chicks tonight as a test.
*Glad nobody’s got my #*
A test of what?!?! How long it takes before we melt?
Not to disparage Xbrad, but I think it’s how long before we yak, PJM.
Brett’s cock still beat the cowgirls.
http://tinyurl.com/22koptj
Wait a cotton pickin minute! Why do you have a photo of b-rad’s wee wee in your possession?
Interesting take TI. Cheating is one thing but sending pictures of your junk is another.
>> Dove= way too much work
Feh. Not if you’re willing to rip their heads off after you shoot em, breast em out, get rid of the feathers and find the pellet from the wound, all of which takes, 30 seconds.
I did 30 like that two weeks ago. Was nothing.
And they tasted great.
Nope Scott–both fall under the being unable to keep it in your pants category.
Because of my back issues, I prefer a toploader. Which one gave you all of the problems?
Maytag Bravos. Which is the same machine as the Whirlpool Cabrio.
It is like filleting fish Dave after a little practice I can do 1 a min.
I don’t know tat, do you remember on indiana jones when they open the arc of the covenant? Now I’m in no way saying it’s powerful like that, but I can imagine the latent evil coming out when it’s exposed
30 seconds if I do not have to skin them.
open the arc of the covenant? Now I’m in no way saying it’s powerful like that, but I can imagine the latent evil coming out when it’s exposed
So more like a slow incinerating?
And I giggled like 3 times at what i’m sure was an unintended pun.
PJM!!!!
I founded a house for you and the PJ Brood!!
http://tinyurl.com/2c7eqsx
Before, i basically had a front loader that loaded from the top. No agitator.
Did it get the clothes clean? I just haven’t had any luck with them.
I’m going to stick with the top-loader that uses lots of water till they make them illegal. Then I’ll break the law.
YES. It was awesome when it worked. It uses more water than the front loader ones, and also is bigger. It uses a series of movement instead of an agitator, and it really worked well.
But. Design flaws.
I might have missed something, but the arc of the covenant and evil in the same sentence seems….wrong.
Carin – I’ve asked twice: What brand/model was your old one??
Ooohhh Carin, don’t make him ask a third time.
Interesting take TI. Cheating is one thing but sending pictures of your junk is another.
It is an everyday occurence on the sex chat boards like “Adult Friend Finder” and I wouldn’t be suprised if that great moral success, The Ashley Madison Agency” required it.
Check your meds Chief.
I’ve got a beautiful cock.
Who wants a picture?
It’s kind of like this tat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3KV4fLSNoU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
The Ashley Madison Agency” required it.
http://tinyurl.com/2alcva3
I answered it up there . ARound 8:26.
Maytag bravoa/whirlpool Cabrio.
The new one is an LG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E
Sorry. Bravos. It’s also under the Oasis name, but I don’t know what the brand is for taht.
IT IS THE SUXXOR.
I’m just trying to talk about the actual melting, not really about the arc vmax
here’s what I did the last time I tried to fix it.
Actually, I did it TWICE.
I think, though, that water is leaking SOMEHOW onto the switch and that is what is causing it to fail.
Pups, there is something that’s off about you today.
I’m sure I’ll figure it out.
If pjd wasn’t on the computer right now taking his college entrance exam, I’d kick him off so I could click on pupster’s links
Pups, there is something that’s off about you today.
Dammit, are his neuticles not looking natural?
Ok PJM
Thanks Carin. I’m glad you got a new one and won’t have to spend your days fixing the bad one.
Sorry BiW. I’ve been relatively sober for a while and it’s throwing off my internet equilibrium.
Oh carin, you actually bought a new one?
Nope PJM, she stole a new one.
It was too big to attempt to steal it. It was our only option.
Dammit, are his neuticles not looking natural?
http://tinyurl.com/379ze5p
I mean, I thought you fixed your old one again. somehow I missed that part where you bought one
The new part was gonna cost $100. And I wasn’t sure it was going to fix it. The new pump, which I was going to have to replace, because my glue and gorilla tape fix wasn’t going to work forever – that was going to be another $100.
Honestly, the lastest thing – I seriously had my doubts that I could fix it. It was leaking from somewhere, and I had NO IDEA where.
So … $200 for repairs … the thing still not working, and the new parts have the SAME FUCKING FLAWS as the last one?
Nope. I’m done playing.
Boss called, did not work all last week. He might have something on Weds.
Maybe I need to go into business for myself.
Maybe I need to go into business for myself.
YES, maximus. YES. compose an ad for craigslist. IT’s FREE. You can always refuse.
I’m so proud of you carin!
I think I read the internet today. Maybe I ought to pick up my kindle instead
And it only cost me a bj.
PJM – Did you see the house I found for you?
Poor vmax, you really should
*checks classifieds for major appliance sales positions*
Cheif – if PJD is gonna work for us, I don’t see why they’d move to PA?
Thing is Carin,
My computer Certs are Win2000 and XP. My construction skills are 30 years old. My Autocad skillz are 2008, and nobody is hiring autocad users here.
checks classifieds for major appliance sales positions*
ha!
what a great weekend. Count got my dvd working so going to watch Kick-Ass now. See yall later
Here they come. TD!
Maybe I need to write a book Dick.
I have 3 in my head all unrelated
1 Fantasy
1 Scifi
1 umm err…. strange
BJ for a washing machine? I would hold out for much more.
and 1 pseudo religious ish kind of maybe.
I did not see the house.linky?
Thing is Carin,
My computer Certs are Win2000 and XP. My construction skills are 30 years old. My Autocad skillz are 2008, and nobody is hiring autocad users here.
It can’t hurt. You can advertise for whatever job you want (for both basic/handiman work and more advanced stuff) – and you’ll get what you get. But seeing as though the guy you’re working through right now is spotty at best …
I’m just thinking you could only do better to go it alone.
I saw it Peej
it was nice but in Carlyle PA
BJ for a washing machine? I would hold out for much more.
Let’s be honest here. My husband was going to buy it for me if he wanted clean clothes. He just feels a tad better if he thinks he’s getting SOMETHING out of the deal.
it was nice but in Carlyle PA
Yep. Much better deals to be found in Lapeer Michigan.
Good call.
Derp.
Hi Sean!
long time!
Sean. You and PA never talk.
Ok. I’m gonna go read my book and head to bed.
See you fine folks in the morning.
Try to be prompt.
500 comments on this POS thread?
You lazy bastards,
brb
I’m thinking all I can afford is downtown Detroit…..maybe
Hello, V.
I know, C arin. She’s too cool for a nerd like me.
new, faster poat for you lazy bastards.
Ok let me axe yous a question.
Zeke and Bear are trained to obey me off leash on the E-collar. I am 100% positive they both will obey my voice commands no e-collar required.
The rescue wants me to take Ben. So I will have 1 hand for my e-collar and another hand for 2 dogs on a leash. Not to mention a hand for dog poo bags. I want to help Ben, I pulled him out of a kill shelter and he is a fantastic boy.
But I only have so many hands.
If Zeke and Bear are 100% then I will have a dog on a leash in both hands and poo bags. With the zapper in my pocket.
She might do some nice things for appliances though.
Has Roamy been around?
All my good meds have worn off. This hurts. Don’t have it if you don’t have to. Fin.
Sohos, I’ve got some warts on my back that I have to get looked at. Just been putting it off. Same deal — family history of skin cancer, too much tanning as a kid, and I’ve had 15-20 basal cell carcinomas removed already.
Pain in the ass.
All my good meds have worn off. This hurts. Don’t have it if you don’t have to. Fin.
PA, don’t be gettin’ whiny on us.
(Love you; get well soon.)
Hi PattyAnn, I’m hanging in there. In some pain, short of breath, and glad I’ll be seeing the cardiologist tomorrow. Wish you and I could get some good meds. They gave me morphine in the ER. (Catman has a funny / scary story about morphine – I’ll let him share it.)
oh, and they gave me oxygen, too. Which was good.