Take Two Of These And Call Me In The Morning

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UPDATE (Pupster):

What is going on here?

I don’t know why, but gifs don’t seem to work well in posts. If you click on it, the magic happens.

And what do I mean by magic, Marsha?

269 Comments

  1. First

    now you all just shut the fuck up

  2. This is the best poat since the last poat!

  3. Tbom

    you are weird

  4. Why is there a mother fucking cockroach in my apartment? WTF?!

  5. you are weird

    V, that is the weakest insult in the history of this blog….has Anderson Cooper bleached your vocabulary already?

  6. The ham and bean soup has been started. Should be perfect for dinner tomorrow.

  7. The ham and bean soup has been started. Should be perfect for dinner tomorrow.

    I made homemade banana bread tonight.

    Well, I bought a loaf of Wonder bread and stuck my banana in it…who wants a taste?

  8. Why is there a mother fucking cockroach in my apartment? WTF?!

    I’m guessing because of all the filth.

  9. I’m guessing because of all the filth.

    This is my apartment, not your apartment. My apartment’s damned near spotless. I’m willing to bed they’re coming in from my nasty-ass, creepy neighbors.

  10. TBone, in GR that’s a felony offense.

  11. critical update added.

  12. No Tbom
    i was not trying to be insulting.

    You lame ignorant shit stained bastard.

    Is that good enough, you twat muffin cock holster cum breath dick for brains cock breath taint licker.

  13. TBone, in GR that’s a felony offense.

    Actually, last week it got me 4th place in ArtPrize

  14. Heh, ArtPrize.

    My sister wouldn’t shut up about how “great” it was.

  15. Vmax

  16. TBOM!!!

    Where the fuck have you been?

    Or, if you’ve been here, where the fuck have I been?

  17. It was great if you owned a sub shop downtown…

  18. Someone stole my new chickie’s golf cart charger. Now I can’t go to the bar in her golf cart.

  19. My crazy nurse ex girlfriend has “dropped by” 2 times this week.

    I think she wants something.

  20. “something”

  21. Mesa, did you try plugging it in?

    Oh, nevermind.

  22. Beef ribs??

  23. BEST OF LUCK, PA!!!

    I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed for you all day tomorrow.

    And I spoke to PJM earlier and she promises to keep her legs crossed for you as well.

    (I’m thinking I’ve got a better shot at success than she does.)

  24. I don’t do crazy nurse chick Mesa In Texas.

    Can you interpret?

    I have a 600 volt jumper for your golf cart.

  25. Vman, Perhaps, you should give her “something”. IYKWIMAITYD.

  26. Wiser! Connect-the-cuts being good to you?

  27. Piece of shit update added.

  28. I think she wants something.

    Your compound miter saw?

  29. Wiser! Connect-the-cuts being good to you?

    This week? Not bad.

    How’s by you, big and bald?

  30. Beef ribs??
    .
    .
    .
    I buy the whole primal, and have them slice off the ribs. I get boneless rib roast, and Smoked BBQ ribs. Not to mention as many Delmonico steaks as I want.

    I do have to smoke the ribs.

  31. Good stuff Pups!

  32. Marsha?!

    http://tinyurl.com/2efdj46

    OMG!! WTF??

  33. How much for the little girl?

    Attitude is retreating, price is rising.

  34. TBOM’s face is reminiscent of the end result of punchin’ a turdlocker repeatedly with a heavily used rubber fist.

  35. Wiser – Life is good. I’m determined to win the lottery and get my head above water financially.

  36. Nurses are hot. They know stuff.

  37. ChrisP,
    I fixed her laptop. She owes me dinner. I loose.

  38. My crazy nurse ex girlfriend has “dropped by” 2 times this week.

    I think she wants something.

    She wants to get back together.

    Or she wants to borrow money.

    Those are my first two guesses.

    Oh, wait, guess number three: she wants you to fix something.

  39. http://www.wlsam.com/Article.asp?id=1985148&spid=

  40. Anyone watching “the Defenders” On CBS with Jim Belushi?

    It is kind of good.

  41. Mr. RFH and I are watching this movie:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdwUpxkfSJw

    I love the old cars.

  42. Ah ha! It was guess number three!

  43. I’m determined to win the lottery and get my head above water financially.

    awwwww….. It’s good to have a plan.

    I’m thinking of betting my 401k on the Delaware election. FIgured it was better than letting Obama have it.

  44. Lipstick,
    She wants me to fix her computer.

    Or if it is April,

    She wants me to do her taxes.

    It is not April

  45. TBOM’s face is reminiscent of the end result of punchin’ a turdlocker repeatedly with a heavily used rubber fist.

    There are some things that are eternal…xbrad’s gender is not one of them

  46. Give her the number to the nearest H&R Block. harummmph.

  47. TBOM, your owner should have had you fixed.

  48. Jim Belushi just reminds me of how much better his brother was as a comedic actor.

  49. ..Or just give her the number.

  50. Vman, next time she comes by, tell her you’d like to help her, but you gotta run to the free clinic.

  51. Jerry O’Whoeverthefuckheis annoys me.

  52. Hey Scott…I was thinking of your avatar today…I did a walk-through for a new fire alarm in the Lancaster Ohio Police Station. I probably met the guy who tazered him on fire, too.

  53. Yes MCPO,
    Jim is not John,
    But it is 20+ years ago, what can you do?

  54. Well, we could kill Jim and restore balance to The Force.

  55. But it is 20+ years ago, what can you do?

    Try not to watch the cringe-worthy hack of a younger brother.

  56. Vmax, have sex with her, but be really, really bad.

    She’ll never bother you again.

  57. Meh,
    My bad

  58. Ask her if her daughter puts out on the first date.

  59. Well, we could kill Jim and restore balance to The Force.

    Need a Sith?

  60. but be really, really bad.

    You should listen to him Vmax…he’s pre-med.

  61. Aggie, in spite of your name, I was thinking you looked more like this:

    http://tinyurl.com/yz346ow

  62. Vmax, have sex with her, but be really, really bad.

    What sex is bad?

  63. Be naked when she shows up. Don’t make a big deal out of it and don’t hit on her. Just fix her laptop, offer her a beer, sit back on the couch and turn on the news.

  64. LMAO, Brad!!

    I do have dark hair and eyes. May have the costume…

  65. Good night all

    Aggie is Hot!

  66. You CT fellers should road trip up here for the Inner Circle/GOTV meeting this weekend.

  67. New Twitter avatard, fresh for the election: http://twitter.com/TheH2/status/27297770170

  68. What sex is bad?

    The kind where you have a “recovered memory” decades later.

  69. What sex is bad?

    I meant “bad for her!”

    geez, do I have to give you all the answers?

  70. You CT fellers should road trip up here for the Inner Circle/GOTV meeting this weekend.

    Would love to, but no can do. Wedding on Saturday, softball playoffs on Sunday.

  71. We should order some of these for our northern Hostages.

    http://tinyurl.com/2g3o55z

  72. Lancaster is a nice town, and right by the beautiful Hocking Hills — a favorite for bikers in Ohio.

  73. >> Wedding on Saturday, softball playoffs on Sunday.

    Who kidnapped wiserbud and replaced him with ghey wiserbud?

  74. Andy, I’m not sure you saw it on the last thread, but as much as I hope Sean Bielat kicks Bawney Fwank’s ass, he IS NOT the Official Hostages Candidate.

    http://www.alvingreeneforussenator.com/

  75. I blame brad.

  76. What sex is bad?

    Sex with you would be my best guess.

  77. Alvin Greene’s so 15 minutes ago.

  78. Alvin Greene’s so 15 minutes ago.

    SHUN!!!!

  79. Wow, Brad…that’s…. I have no words for that chair thing…

  80. Aggie, if I weren’t celebrating the nice cool 99 degree day we had here, I’d want one.

  81. Wait! I thought Basilmarceauxdotcom was our guy!

  82. Hahahaha

  83. Lancaster is a shit hole.

    The best thing about the town is the 4 lane bypass they put in a couple of years ago.

  84. The kind where you have a “recovered memory” decades later.

    Gee, thanks for that.

  85. Michael prefers his ward Dick.

  86. 99* ?? Nice! Sounds like these parts!

    I did have a long sleeve shirt this morning, since it was a frigid 82* out.

  87. Who knew it would be so hard to find a Club Car 48 volt charger for less than retail?

    *man skills failing*

  88. Only 86 here today.

    A beautiful 82 tomorrow.

  89. Mesa and I were discussing “artificial humidity” the other day. They are heavily watering the golf courses around here, so the air, which would normally be quite dry, is muggy as hell.

  90. MC, haven’t they done lights out at the old farts home yet?

  91. Who kidnapped wiserbud and replaced him with ghey wiserbud?

    you really haven’t been paying attention at all, have you?

  92. Anything under 70% humidity is considered dry here.

    The weather man told me that today.

  93. Well, time for bed. Y’all have a great evening!!

    *hugs and kisses*

  94. Mesa – It’s the U.S. Navy’s birthday, so I’m cranked up on sugar from the cake and ice cream!

  95. A guy pulls a shotgun in traffic, smashes out another guy’s windshield and threatens him — cops show up. Don’t arrest the gun wielder and ask the victim, “what’s your time worth, $400.00?”

    Patton Village, TX. Don’t go there.

  96. Jeebus, Houston cop pulls over a drunk driver, then his car gets hit by another drunk driver. Then, another drunk driver comes along and hits them and pins the officer.

  97. Ah, that’s right.

    Happy B-Day, MC!!!

  98. Mesa – Thanks. can we go back to talking about Batman’s homoerotic lifestyle now?

  99. MCPO, what did you get Herself for this birthday?

  100. What sex is bad?

    -the 20-second man

    -the one who whines that he can’t keep an erection while using protection “but that’s alright, I’ve had all my tests, I swear!” uh, no.

    -the other 20-second man who won’t finish the job in another way, if you know what I mean.

    -the sudden spanker

    That’s just off the top of my head. . .

  101. xBrad – I put a roof over her head and food in her belly, isn’t that enough?

  102. -the neighbor you’re occasionally doing who thinks it will be romantic to sneak in the back door (of the house, you pervs) and almost gets a .12 gauge welcome.

  103. Lipstick …

    Go on.

  104. I can see MCPO ain’t gonna get no snuggle time any time soon…

    20 second man?

    What do I look like, a marathoner?

  105. -the sudden spanker

    Have we met?

  106. -The Belgian who wants to demonstrate his acrobatic skills by changing position every ten seconds

  107. Pups, get OFF Lipstick’s leg.

  108. -the 20-second man

    Too long?

  109. -The sweater

  110. Happy birthday, Chief.

    One of the select few posts I have written that I really liked was about my visit to the U.S.S. Constitution. It was awesome. I happened to be there when a Medal of Honor recipient was boarding. Really neat experience.

  111. -the other 20-second man who won’t finish the job in another way, if you know what I mean.

    Calling for the relief pitcher?

  112. Jiminy friggin’ Christmas, the Photoshop install is enormous! Even over my blazing fast FIoS connection the download took forever.

  113. I AM NOT Belgian! I was born in Germany and am a U.S. citizen!

  114. -The sweater

    I’m out. I work up a sweat toweling off from the shower.

  115. That was an awesome post, Michael.

  116. That’s just off the top of my head. . .

    It’s like you have been spying on me.

  117. -the sudden spanker

    So, should I spank you instead then?

  118. Calling for the relief pitcher?

    Oh ho, that reminds me, but I ain’t putting on the internet!

  119. You guys are cracking me up!

  120. That was an awesome post, Michael.

    Thanks, Andy. I’m surprised you read it. That was a long time ago.

  121. -The sweater

    you mean guys who sweat and not guys who look like they’re wearing a sweater, even when naked, right?

  122. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a TootsiePop Lipstick?

  123. I don’t think I saw it when it originally went up. It got linked in a comment sometime relatively recently.

  124. the neighbor you’re occasionally doing who thinks it will be romantic to sneak in the back door

    bet that really pisses off the guy your doing at that moment, huh?

  125. -The Foot Fetishist

  126. but I ain’t putting on the internet!

    This ain’t the internet, lady. This is THE HOSTAGES!

  127. you mean guys who sweat and not guys who look like they’re wearing a sweater, even when naked, right?

    Right. But that one was unfair — I had a dear boyfriend who was a sweater and I didn’t mind. So much.

  128. Okay, I gotta get back to Vegas soon!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkIGJGWiPvI

  129. -The Foot Fetishist

    ugly feet, huh?

  130. Lips has sexy feet.

    Bigfoot told me so.

  131. The Bambi on Ice…

  132. Lips, the one who gets your name wrong

  133. ugly feet, huh?

    Not even!

  134. Lips, the one who gets your name wrong

    ooo, Roamy, I haven’t had that one. Yikes. What did you do?

  135. Lips, the one who gets your name wrong

    Guilty.

    Of course, I’m also the guy who lit a girls hair on fire back in the big hair/tons of hairspray days of the 80s.

  136. I’m off for some rack time. See ya tomorrow.

    Best of luck, PattyAnn!!

  137. “Anyone watching “the Defenders” On CBS with Jim Belushi?

    It is kind of good.”

    Have watched every episode so far. Like it a lot so far.

  138. ‘Night Chief!

  139. Brad, how on earth do you light a girls hair on fire?

  140. Lips, I ignored it and kept going. I got an apology afterwards, but I should have taken it as a sign.

    I’m also the guy who lit a girls hair on fire back in the big hair/tons of hairspray days of the 80s.

    I’m afraid to ask how you did that.

  141. Not the same thing, but funny — http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bambi+style

  142. Remember back in the 80 when chicks had big hair and used tons of hairspray?

    I was in a bar and this blond chick put a cigarette in her mouth. Ever the gentleman, I pulled out a Zippo and lit the lighter. She bent her head over to light the cigarette, and just one itsy bitsy strand of hair got in the way.

    She went up like a roman candle. I slapped at her head for a while trying to end the massive conflagaration. As soon as it was out, I just got up, walked out, and never, ever went back to that bar.

  143. I thought Bambi style was when she was face down, ass up?

  144. Bambi

    http://tinyurl.com/2cbyfam

  145. *Hands Lipstick a trophy for her all around gooditude on this thread.*

  146. I remember seeing Dave Barry on David Letterman with a roller skate Barbie, doing something where it was set on fire from the friction. Hairspray was involved.

  147. oh my

  148. *Hands Lipstick a trophy for her all around gooditude on this thread.*

    Why thank you, Clint! If disappointing things happen it helps to remember that it may make a funny story someday.

  149. X, it’s the on ice part that makes it different.

    I thought it was a more common term.

    My buddy mentioned it once.

    “And then I accidentally… and her arms and legs went out like Bambi on ice.”

    Heh.

  150. If anyone can find a 48v charger for a 2010 Club Car Villager for less than $300.00.

    I’ll be a hero.

  151. This arogant asshat will never change: http://is.gd/g1aMY

  152. Q: What’s the sound of a blonde going up in flames?

    A: “FWOOOMPH!!”

  153. Romy, there’s some good ‘splodey/shooty over at my place tonight.

  154. That t-shirt went for 90 pounds?! wow

    And my “oh my” was for brad’s story about the hairspray eruption.

  155. Is crying afterwards okay?

    Rosetta wanted me to ask.

  156. -The Belgian who wants to demonstrate his acrobatic skills by changing position every ten seconds

    Been there, done that. He was trying to get you to stop watching TV.

  157. Time to jump on the bandwagon:

    http://therepealpledge.com./

  158. Republicans Will Have to Learn to Get Along With Me

    Not after November 2nd.

  159. Sorry, Mesa, I looked.

    $315 was the best I saw. If I get a chance I’ll look in the store tomorrow.

  160. This arogant asshat will never change: http://is.gd/g1aMY

    Good. He will become impotent after Nov. 2 and this attitude will guarantee that he will only serve one term.

    In the future, narcissism will be renamed to obamanism.

  161. Longest lame duck presidency — ever.

  162. Republicans Will Have to Learn to Get Along With Me

    We Won.

  163. Yeah X, no golf cart places near where you live.

  164. obamanism

    which sounds close to onanism, which is about right.

  165. Obama will go down in history as not only THE worst president ever, the most racially dividing ever, the most radical and the biggest fraud an uneducated voter base every fell victim to.

  166. Nope.

    Not a one.

  167. XBrad, thanks, I love the A-10.

  168. And besides all that he married an ugly woman with a big fat ass … so there’s that too.

  169. And he throws a baseball like a 7 year old girl.

  170. Republicans Will Have to Learn to Get Along With Me

    We Won.

    I love it! Throw it back in his smug face.

  171. ugly feet, huh?

    No way. Lipstick’s feet, although admittedly rather large, are quite comely, and may be viewed here.

  172. And he throws a baseball like a 7 year old girl.

    YES! While wearing Mom Jeans.

  173. Lips, I stole the “We Won” thing from somewhere, maybe here. Maybe even IB. Probably Ace’s.

    I can’t think of any good lines, but I can sure steal ‘em.

  174. And he rides girl bikes.

  175. And he has a big ass ol’ moley thing on his face.

  176. I just hope the next President we elect is a real man.

    Like Sarah Palin.

  177. Thank you, Michael. Defender of the Feet.

  178. Obama will go down in history as not only THE worst president ever, the most racially dividing ever, the most radical and the biggest fraud an uneducated voter base every fell victim to.

    And (we can only hope) the first to be removed from office for treason

  179. although admittedly rather large,

    *thud

  180. And when he bounds down the stairway from Air Force One, he holds his hands plastered up high on his chest, and they flop around like teh ghey seventh grader that I suspect he was.

  181. “And (we can only hope) the first to be removed from office for treason.”

    Just give us veto proof majorities in both houses and put Eric Cantor in charge of the inquiry.

  182. And when he bounds down the stairway from Air Force One,

    Bounds?

    More like “flounces.”

  183. Plus I’m pretty sure his dog shits on the sidewalk and they don’t bag it.

  184. But we shouldn’t blame the dog, because he learned it from Michelle … wookies, don’t you know?

  185. Plus does he ALWAYS have to cock his arrogant ass head up toward the sky so EVERY foocking picture of him is up his nostrils?

  186. Yeah, gotta go with “flounces”

    Trust me, if anyone here knows flouncing, it’s Wiser.

  187. And he throws a baseball like a 7 year old girl.

    No. My daughter threw better than that.

  188. Unless of course he’s bowing to some shithole, third world despot.

  189. Andy, are you tweeting all this? I think we have a monologue going tonight?

  190. Plus does he ALWAYS have to cock his arrogant ass head up toward the sky so EVERY foocking picture of him is up his nostrils?

    Can’t really blame him for that. That’s the only angle anyone in the media has ever seen him from.

    If the fucking sycophants in the MFM ever got up off their knees around him, they just might see him for the empty suit he is.

  191. If anyone can find a 48v charger for a 2010 Club Car Villager for less than $300.00.

    Hey, good news, I found one for $235.

    What is your girlfriend’s phone number?

  192. Trust me, if anyone here knows flouncing, it’s Wiser.

    I live in CT. That’s how most people in this state walk, especially those in fairfield county.

  193. Affirmative Action. . .in action.

  194. I want my Slurpee.

  195. Roamy, my roomate, Ed Lewis and I used to have brain freeze races.

    We’d both get a giant size slupree, and race to see who could finish first.

    OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  196. Betcha Obama’s never listened to this song … the dickwad!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz-0bitY7Pw&feature=related

  197. What is your girlfriend’s phone number?

    If you can get it here by tomorrow.

  198. Thank you, Michael. Defender of the Feet.

    You are welcome, Lipstick. I just felt it was my duty as a gentleman to stand up for your feet.

    Erm, next time we meet, can I suck on your toes?

  199. Erm, next time we meet, can I suck on your toes?

    PJ is gonna just kick your ass…..

  200. I wonder what 7-11 thinks of Obama’s Slurpee story?

  201. Erm, next time we meet, can I suck on your toes?

    Well, they’re very ticklish.

  202. Marie Sharp’s on the toes.

    Works on Batmen everywhere.

  203. Michael, PJM’s on hold for you. Go ahead, pick up the phone:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ZWGR8NmwY

  204. >> Andy, are you tweeting all this? I think we have a monologue going tonight?

    Missed it. I was scheduling a poat for tomorrow morning in response to an email from the mothership.

    Gotta get that real WordPress site going soon so I can embed more than YouTube. Now that work’s going to slow down a little bit … (Ha!)

  205. Well, they’re very ticklish.

    Damn, you’re easy…..

  206. Betcha Obama’s never listened to this song … the dickwad!

    Dang, CB. You know, I had kinda completely forgot about The Cars.

    Thanks for that.

  207. I wonder what 7-11 thinks of Obama’s Slurpee story?

    They were asked and said “We have no comment on that”.

  208. Never had anyone suck on my toes.

    I think I’m glad for that.

    Now a foot rub…

  209. Clint, Fran was a Load HEAT Hottie once:

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/load-heat-61/

  210. Have you seen her lately?

  211. I wonder what 7-11 thinks of Obama’s Slurpee story?

    Thank you. Come again.

  212. As a former poor hapless grunt, I know all about rubbing feets.

  213. Michael, I constantly stumble across great groups looking for songs of the moment to post on my FacePlant page … just something I do. Anyway, I cannot believe how many great groups we liked from the late ’70’s through most of the ’80’s. And today, of course, we basicall have squat for music for the most part, which is why I think we enjoy this older stuff so much. My college age daughter actually listens to about as much of the stuff I liked back when as she does new stuff now.

  214. PJ is gonna just kick your ass…..

    Nah. PJ will love me no matter what..

  215. Seen who?

    Fran?

    No. The idea is to look for hot pics of chicks.

    I’ll leave posting pics of fat ugly chicks to Rosetta.

    He’s the expert.

  216. XB, Fran was pretty decent looking …. if she only would just mostly remain silent.

  217. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_HXUhShhmY

    Good night, y’all. (((squishy hugs)))

  218. Dang, Fran. Go a little easier on the bagels and cream cheese.

  219. The picture of her with Clinton is worse.

  220. Well, they’re very ticklish.

    OK, that just requires the long, slow spittle-lubricated approach.

    I can do that.

  221. As a former poor hapless grunt, I know all about rubbing feets.

    I thought what happened in the barracks stayed in the barracks.

  222. It’s old, Roamy.

    Like H1 old.

  223. Speaking of H1, update your sidebar link, will ya?

    And I don’t care if it’s old, I like the song and the video. BED!!

  224. Sean, you just wouldn’t understand.

    And by that, I mean I was rubbing my own feets.

  225. Sean, you’ve seen Xbrad’s PoL photo.

  226. My college age daughter actually listens to about as much of the stuff I liked back when as she does new stuff now.

    My daughter is a few years out of college, but, same thing. It amazes me how familiar she is with old stuff. The Dave Matthews fetish did not last more than a few years.

  227. I’ve also seen his yearbook photo.

  228. Linky fixt.

    Thanks, Romita.

    G’night.

  229. Does your daughter like Sinatra, Michael? Mine does but she won’t admit it around her friends. Hahaha.

  230. My yearbook photo has been updated, Sean.

  231. The Dave Matthews fetish did not last more than a few years.

    Kinky.

  232. OK, guys, If the chicks are gone, I’m out.

  233. Ya know, Fran was hot and pretty and her voice, despite the act she put on, was not really that horrible. And so she put on a few pounds? It happens to all of us.

    I actually appreciate that she is allowing herself to grow old naturally, as opposed to going for the pathetic plastic surgery, which never looks good.

    Good on Fran. I’d still do her.

  234. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAdRtjVmn14&feature=player_embedded

    umm…

  235. I may livestream some of the Bielat thing the head Ewok and I are going to tomorrow if anyone’s interested.

  236. To bed, perchance to sleep.

    Everyone have a good one!

  237. My yearbook photo has been updated, Sean.

    Much better. Is that yer dad?

  238. Eddie, I’ll cut that fat fuck a little slack.

    I’m pretty sure he meant to say the Supreme Court was wrong, not the Constitution.

  239. Yep, that’s Dad.

    OK,I’m out.

  240. Same thing with Catherine Zeta Jones. People like to put up “fat” pics of her.

    Damn, she’s had kids. She’s still beautiful.

    If I wanted to still be doing women with the bodies of teen-age girls, I’d be Roman Polanski.

  241. The cardinal failure of the internet is this:

    There is not one good video of Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo.

    I have spent much good time searching for this. It is not there.

    That is just not right.

  242. Heaven forbid anyone should ever age or anything.

  243. MOM!!! RICK DERRINGER BROKE THE INTERNETS!!!

  244. Heaven forbid anyone should ever age or anything.

    How DARE they?

  245. Does your daughter like Sinatra, Michael?

    No, but I don’t either. If you want to go retro, listen to Benny Goodman.

  246. If you want to go retro, listen to Benny Goodman.

    FUCK YOU!!! GLENN MILLER RULEZ!!!

  247. http://reporting.sunlightfoundation.com/2010/alaskans-standing-together/#

    I dunno the political leanings of these folks, but it’s funny that a megaPAC that is pro-Pork is supporting Murki

  248. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yo_o0G0fyg&feature=related

  249. Fran Drescher didn’t age.

    She multiplied.

  250. FUCK YOU!!! GLENN MILLER RULEZ!!!

    Oh please. Glenn Miller played the trombone. You can’t take him seriously.

  251. Had a trombone player in the Boy Scout band behind you who liked bonking you in the head, didn’t you?

    There’s no shame in admitting it. Let the healing begin.

  252. […] thanks to clintbird for the article […]

  253. FYI, there’s a poat scheduled for 7am.

  254. And FYI, not the big announcement I had planned, yet. But, Beth, one of the first and best conservative bloggers on the planet from My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and Viv, a great blogger and founding member of The Cotillion from The Conservative Belle, have joined us as we bring back AMA — http://moralauthority.wordpress.com/

    Any Hostage that would like to post pure politics (well, yeah) is welcome. Let me know.

  255. Sign me up

  256. Andy, would absolutely love to have you.

    Invite is on it’s way.

  257. You now have admin rights over there.

  258. Please, please, please put up a post about what’s going on (as we’ve seen at AoS) in your neck of the woods.

  259. Hola, bitches

  260. You still here, ‘cano?

  261. I guess not.

  262. Glad I’m not the only dumbass up this early.

    Glad I’m not the only dumbass who can’t get to sleep.

  263. OH. MY. GAWD.

    We’re fucking EEEEEVIL for creating jobs for people from third world countries!!!

    http://someoneelseswar.com/index2.html


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