Miss Me Yet?

Mr. President, that’s how it’s done. Contrary to the rantings of the lunatic left, George W. Bush excreted more class and grace in his last urine stream than Barack Obama ever had in his life. November is upon us, Hostages. And it’s gonna be one for the ages. * [UPDATE: Rosetta] Here is sleeping pig-dog [...]

Sunday Afternoon Halloweenie

* * Cradle of Filth is good Halloween music.  The other 364 days of the year it blows a goat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDDwPCLIRhw * * *

Happy Halloween

That’s a nice little Permanent Democrat Majority™ Party you’re having there Nancy. It’d be a shame if anything happened to it. * The most horrible monster ever imagined by man. I am super serial. * What would Halloween at the Hostages be without this beast? Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me somethin’ good [...]

Just making sure we’re staying properly motivated until Tuesday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HnkxIh62dQ

Saturday Morning Hangover

Shhhh, a very quiet poat for those still sleeping.  Coffee, orange juice, Bloody Marys, dry toast, and ibuprofin are on the counter. Name that Hostage. For those visiting family this weekend. Someone linked this last night – good one. Y’all have a good day. * [UPDATE: Rosetta with assist from Hotspur] This song is kick [...]

Friday Night Restless

Honestly, I think of the Hostages like this: Except I see the House Band being a bit rowdier.  At least as rowdy as clarinetists and tuba playing faggots can be. Now I’ll go back to being Dad who stayed at home with his boys on a Friday night. But first, the hawttest song ever recorded:

Big Boo Friday

Good afternoon cool kids and wiserbud.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Friday afternoons in the fall are awesome.  Especially when they’re 3 days before a shitload of America-hating liberal scum-sucking assholes get pole-axed, set on fire and shoved in a fucking woodchipper. Democrats, this is what the country thinks about your liberal bullshit. Today we [...]

This Is Why It’s Hard for You to STFU

* This is what everyone feels like when you comment: * World Series Update [Sean M.]: Rosetta? * You sumbitch. * From The Daily Caller. This morning, in a phone conversation with The Daily Caller from his South Carolina home, Alvin Greene explained his strategy for winning the race. “I am getting around to the [...]

Can a Stuntcock be Post Racial?

Obama is post racial…’eh, not so much. When speaking on Univision, a spanish language channel, Obama made this statement; “And if Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, we’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us, if they don’t see [...]

How Liberals Argue – A Primer