Quadriplegic Frenchman successfully swims English Channel
A Frenchman who lost his limbs in a 1994 electrical accident successfully swam across the English Channel on Saturday. Philippe Croizon, 42, arrived on the French coast in Calais just before 9:30 pm.
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So we’re marching from Schofield Barracks to Wheeler field to hop on some choppers for a flight to Molokai.
There’s a guy up on a utility pole working on a transformer. Suddenly, there’s a shower of sparks and the guy bursts into flame.
We just kept marching. There was nothing we could do for him.
Somehow, I don’t think that guy survived to become a quad and swim the Molokai channel.
And, yeah, I caught the joke in the title.
And, yeah, I caught the joke in the title.
I bring new meaning to the term “giggling like a retard” don’t I?
Well, how else would you giggle?
Six Feet Under.
Worth downloading?
I remember seeing the first 4 or 5 episodes a few years ago. Just wondering?
No, they’re all fags and metrosexuals.
Oh, so it’s like hanging out here.
Got it.
It’s like hanging out here except the head fag isn’t bald.
So, I’m also gonna guess I don’t need to download Godfather III. I mean, I’ve seen I & II, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen ‘em all the way through.
Where the hell is Rosie? He said he was gonna be here yesterday.
Anybody got a contact in the St. Louis lockup?
OK,
Lie to Me.
Any good?
I’ve never seen any of the Godfather movies.
Roamy?
http://tinyurl.com/38mbt7e
H/S, even if I hadn’t, I wouldn’t admit it.
I think this is Rosetta’s knitting weekend http://i.imgur.com/g35be.jpg
No way. Rosetta only uses latex for his masks.
Anybody heard from Beasn today? Hope they’re okay.
?? Why, PA, was there something going on?
Hello?
Six Feet Under.
Worth downloading?
You’ll like it.
Well thanks for fucking up my excuse for not exercising, Wiser.
You dick.
You’ll like it.
Why do I suspect there was more than a trace of snark in that comment?
Heh, the first few seasons are pretty good, but you do have to look away when Dexter is making out with his boyfriend.
It’s edgey.
PA, we’re fine. Bad storms and lost cable until this morning. No ceiling puddles but will have to inspect roof, etc, in a bit.
Piggie still recovering. Still full support. Like having a newborn. One positive…..his poops are getting bigger.
Glad to hear Beasn didn’t
die in a fiery crashget blown away.Give George a gentle hug for me?
Glad everything’s okay, Beasn.
Sorry, XBad, I had to step away for a while. Last night Beasn posted on FaceChump that she thought their house got hit by lightning, then she disappeared.
I’m sure we got hit. The last time it happened, the exhaust pipe got knocked and we had to get a roofer out to reseal the tiles, etc, around it to stop the leak.
Thanks, PA.
Never been in a house struck by lightning.
My Bradley got struck while I was in the turret once. Strike hit the radio antennae. Fried the radios and the turret drive (two years later, that damn turret still had gremlins). Raised my hair on end and was louder than hell. Damn near shit myself. Other than that and a few scorch marks, no problems.
Thought I saw rosetta fly by in some ruby slippers.
…and eddie was riding a llama.
I thought Eddie was being ridden by a llama, IYKWIMAITYD.
Last house we lived in, lightening hit our cordless antennae. Blue light streaked from the ether to the antennae. No damage anywheres, surprisingly but the house up the street got torched when they were hit.
WOOT! George seems to have a little more energy. He’s playing with a paper towel. That makes a piggie mom happy.
Guess that makes me a sow.
Xbrad:”gimme a left, alef, a lef right lef”
Guy on powerline: *explodes in shower of sparks and burnining flesh*
Xbrad:”….hup two tree for, hup two tree for”
>> My Bradley got struck while I was in the turret once.
I guess that wouldn’t hurt me, but it might make me hurt myself.
Pups, I was just a PFC back then. And I was like one of the dogs on the sled team. The view never changed.
Dave, apparently the rapid application of enormous amounts of electrical energy to a metal vehicle causes the sphincter to tighten while simultaneously causing the bowels to loosen.
Shocking.
I took a little poetic license.
http://i.imgur.com/zKsPj.jpg
Some dogs should be called cats.
Not a dog looks like someone a bear would ask “Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?”
So…….technically that guy isn’t a quadraplegic, right? A quadruple amputee, yeah; but I thought that quadraplegic meant paralysis in all four “quadrants” of the lower body –
Accuracy people, accuracy! This is why we don’t trust journalists…..
That’s not a dog; that’ s a “tuft” -
Just FYI…the answer to the bear’s question should always be a resounding YES.
I don’t trust “journalists” because most of them are mouth-breathing liberals who were too stupid to pass a basic math class in college.
BEARSSS!!!!
MCPO, that hurts.
Since I was too stupid to pass a basic math class in college.
And I love the way that Beasn says, “The LAST time it happened” so casually – as if lightning striking a person’s house is a COMMON occurrence. Mmmm – maybe you should look into getting something done about that – better grounding equipment, building something taller than the house that the lightning would be more attracted to, looking into replacing some of the “conductible” materials with something less conductible, etc.?
Then again, maybe it’s ‘cuz I’m a city girl…..
We solved our evil necromancer problem last night by summoning bears.
A surprising number of problems can be solved that way.
Lightning bolt!
Lightning bolt!
xBrad – You have only one of the triad of characteristics that engender my contempt.
>> We solved our evil necromancer problem last night by summoning bears.
Old.
2 Kings 2:23-24
Being anywhere near when lightning hits a 500 bbl tank of crude oil is interesting. Insurance companies hate that shit.
Oh, I’m sure I could secure your contempt without the other two, MCPO.
Contempt is a cheap currency in a dive like this one.
BEARSSS!!!
oh fuck
Dead.
Pet Shop Boys meet The Clash???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH0AkjenqKQ
Old.
2 Kings 2:23-24
That wasn’t an evil necromancer problem. That was an annoying kids problem.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8yjqfjaB51qb2s6uo1_500.png
That’s a touchdown all day long.
Rosetta was all over that potato pic.
Crap. Apparently, I’m just a threadkiller today.
Tony Romo is a drive killer.
So, when you go to the meatup, break his kneecap.
And dork his girlfriend.
Goddam they suck again today.
>> That wasn’t an evil necromancer problem. That was an annoying kids problem.
What’s the difference?
Great quote (slightly altered) from an American Thinker article (about the schoolkids’ field trip to a mosque in Massachusetts), aptly describing the Victory Mosque backers:
“The rat’s nest of violent felons, criminal landlords, and 9/11 truthers who want to build the mosque…..are this year’s must-have, radical-chic fashion accessory for the “social justice” crowd.”
So, it’s OK that during the same month that Rev. Jones threatened to exercise his 1st Amendment right he is “visited” by the FBI, has his website shut down his insurance canceled and is threatened with a $200K bill for the police presence around his church?
**kicks thread**
Miss…
WTF? Is this the “You’re not watching the game I am, but I’m going to make completely random remarks about it” thread??!?
I’m not watching the game.
I came here for the funneh instead.
Looks like I fucked up.
I’m lucky to get a pair of socks and a change of underwear in a suitcase, but my sister makes this guy look like a piker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5UlxHsgD58&feature=player_embedded
RAAAAACIST!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/61777586@N00/5005572956/
In this country, where we have freedom of religion, and where people are free to believe in other deities like global warming, how exactly is it an issue that Christine O’Donnell once believed in witchcraft?
Miss!!!
At least she wasn’t muslim.
BEARSSSSSS!!!
This was Billboard’s #1 on the day I enlisted in your United States Navy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
I never know which one of you idiots is posting on Twitcrap.
BEARSSS WIN!!!
well done Wade. You are a football God.
Now, GO TEXANS!!!
Dave, Cutler didn’t throw his usual three interceptions.
oh man, those fucking interceptions…
shit, I can’t talk right now. We suck.
Chief, that has to go down in history as the stupidest song ever.
I hope Rosetta didn’t get an infection from shoving bullwhips up his ass all weekend, and land in the hospital.
That was fucking awful, Dave.
Let’s all cry for the Cryboys. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XggjVo3j-o
Ok, that’s gotta be the bonehead play of the year so far.
Hello Hostages!
Things you don’t want to hear at the oil change place:
What kind of van is this?
For Carin and PJM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo32z5kW7O0
Hey, Pups, hurry up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXrSJpQ_tk&feature=player_embedded
What kind of van is this?
Have you been offering kids a ride home from school, Pups?
Jesus, I did not think we’d be this bad two weeks into the season.
Pups?
http://eatliver.com/img/2006/1459.jpg
For MCPO
http://tinyurl.com/2ddb43g
Dave, same thing I thought about Virginia Tech.
Roamy, your link was blocked here at the public library.
Given that I can download farm pron here, I shudder to think what was at that link.
For XBrad
http://tinyurl.com/2dennjw
(and yes, I’m going to wear the badge you linked on Monday)
The wife’s “free candy” van. Root around under the seats and cup holders and you’ll find some. 2002 Ram Van, is listed in most books under Dodge Truck and not with the mini-vans.
Dammit! Gimme a sec.
Copy the tinyurl and delete the http://, and it should work.
MOM!!!!~
ROAMY’S TRYING TO GET ME KICKED OUT OF THE LIBRARY BY LINKING PRONOGRAPHY!!!!111
war pron
I’ll check it when I get back to the casa.
XBRAD
http://roamingfirehydrant.wordpress.com/2010/09/19/here/
Why do you guys bother with the National Felons League?
http://roamingfirehydrant.wordpress.com/2010/09/19/and-this-one-too/
there!
T-72.
Did I ever tell you I’ve driven one?
I think I just tripled your traffic.
I think I just tripled your traffic.
Yeah, I get more spam than hits.
Thought T-72 was Soviet?
Heh, 44 total blog hits, 20 alone on the day I put up the Cougar pic.
The T-72 is indeed soviet. The one I drove was captured Iraqi equipment. But it was also very, very weird seeing our Syrian “allies” driving them around in the days before Desert Storm.
How is the T-72 compared to American tanks?
BANGULAR RAM VAN!
http://tinyurl.com/3774xgp
Huh, I got four hits in July even though I didn’t poat anything.
Yay, another O’Donnell vs. Castle, True Conservatives vs. RINOs bitchfest at the HQ.
So, what are we talking about here?
Not very good, Roamy. Much smaller and lighter, but not nearly as well protected. We were pretty stunned to learn you could actually penetrate the side armor of one with 25mm at very close range (I know personally of a crew that killed a T-55 at about 1000m with 25mm- they kept thinking it was a BMP and couldn’t figure out why it was taking so long to kill it!).
It is fairly sprightly, but no more so than an M-1. Slower rate of fire, less accurate main gun.
Still, biggest difference is their crews were trained for shit, and ours were fuckin’ magnificent.
Funny – if you ignore the last few seconds where the “Save the Earth – call your legislator” message flashes across the screen…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLgh9h2ePYw
Is it just me, or does George Takei and his “OH, MY!” tagline seem a bit more over the top now that he came out of the closet?
http://tinyurl.com/373ymsu
Whaut up Homies?
STFU, Andy, you closet commie!!!
The coming Palin war is gonna be like no other ever.
It’s gonna be bad.
Well, STFU unless you’re gonna say something funneh.
DiT, are you talking about the Palin wars in the MSM, or on the right-wing blogs?
Dave, did you seen in the open thread that you have a dot-Indian stepfather?
Every time I hear Sarah Palin speak, I have global climate disruptions in my swimsuit area.
What? You pee in them, causing sea levels to rise?
Has there ever been anyone so thoroughly shredded by the MFM to come back and have a political career?
everywhere.
it’s gonna be the fucking apocalypse.
OK, MCPO just made me throw up a lot.
Has there ever been anyone so thoroughly shredded by the MFM to come back and have a political career?
Nixon.
Oh my.
Pupster’s a ‘mo.
derp
who wants to feed a pig?
Feed a pig to what/
I don’t know if she is smart or has just good mojo. But like Bush, they keep telling us she is stupid, and she keeps SHOWING us she isn’t. She just keeps being relevant and getting “her” people elected… In that game of “Show and Tell” she is winning..
Plus, she has good cans.. and wears boots!
gives xbrad ‘the propulsid’
**tackles Beasn**
**gives her the “fresh wood shavings”**
george keeps trying to run from me
against my kids, i always win
Xbrad – http://tinyurl.com/mwssbx
Plus, she has good cans.. and wears boots!
heh
*pulls xbrad’s grannypanties up over his head*
*gives him the “flushing”
MCPO: http://tinyurl.com/23w48lo
Don’t fuck with me, Beasn. Just sayin’:
http://tinyurl.com/2d6y8vl
Alternatively-
L to R: XBrad, Beasn:
http://tinyurl.com/26cxgj7
WooHoo texans
xbrad…you sumbitch
l to r – his date, xbrad
http://tinyurl.com/2azdzr6
Beasn, tell me you at least clicked on the second one.
Coons stole my beer.
http://tinyurl.com/378mjg3
yes, I clicked on the second one, but the first one is seered SEERED into my brain.
Which begs the question, why in hell do they leave the head on? The vet and I discussed that very thing and can’t think of a reason why. If I’m gonna eat a critter I want the drumstick, I don’t want to look into it’s poor cooked face.
Pan-seared at that…
Fuckin’ A!!! Woohooo!!!
Crap. I gotta quit killing threads around here.
Fly, Eagles fly,
On the road to victory.
Fight, Eagles fight,
Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3.
I can’t believe the texans pulled that off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suzwkw0dYmM
SoHoS – I told you they were gonna be good this year!
HI EVERYONE.
Hi, Car in! Have you figgered out how to keep the chickens alive this winter?
What did I miss today?
Yes, but their coach still sucks
Xbrad check your email
Hi Car in!
The coop will be heated, Chief.
It’ll be like a guest house out there.
Hi vman.
How’s florida?
Michigan had a beautiful day today. Hot air balloons were flying around my house (they are based out of a town 2 miles away. )
HEY XBRAD. Check your email.
Vmax sent you something.
While it is still in the 90′s Carin, the humidity broke and it is almost comfortable in the mornings and evenings.
In family news, my niece bought a Husky Puppy. Zeke and bear love her.
My Brother and SiL hate dogs, and are on a cruise, won’t be home until tomorrow.
Heheh
I’m watching one of my top 20 movies of all time; “Aliens”.
“It’s a bug hunt.”
Vman, check your email.
Heh. From the comments over at the HQ – read the next to last sentence.
http://www2.indystar.com/cgi-bin/obituaries/index.php?action=show&id=120515
Godspeed, Mr. Jones.
Air conditioner isn’t keeping up. It was running and running and running, so I turned it off. I think something must have iced up, and it’s not me.
Is your fridge running?
Better catch it!
A note to the world at large. If I wanted you to ride my ass I’d wear a motherfucking saddle. Until you see said saddle, keep your damned mouth shut.
Thank you.
Dammit, V, check your email again.
Romy – Have you got Prince Albert in a can?
Tat, there’s girls out there with that fetish.
Just sayin’
Dinner tonight will be rosemary chicken, steamed Washington yukon gold potatoes, a romaine and tomato side salad, topped with a homemade dill Iti dressing and fresh honeycrisp apples for desert.
We had Tex-Mex lasagna; South Beach recipe. . . it was tasty!
Tat, there’s girls out there with that fetish.
Just sayin’
*eyes Xbrad*
*assumes he’s trying to be funny*
*decides to let him live one more day*
I stopped by Burger King tonight.
After seeing the puppy.
Dinner tonight will be rosemary chicken, steamed Washington yukon gold potatoes, a romaine and tomato side salad, topped with a homemade dill Iti dressing and fresh honeycrisp apples for desert.
Hungarian cream chicken with drop noodles, and a side of bitchy aunt who wasn’t originally on the menu.
Tat, I wasn’t trying to be funneh.
One of the first things I learned when I first ventured online was about ponygirl fetishes.
I was nonplussed.
I’d been to 2 county fairs, a church social and an Amsterdam whorehouse and I’d never seen that shit.
Xbrad kilt it with pony’s.
You people *looks at xbrad* are sick!
Tat, I wasn’t trying to be funneh.
That’s good b/c you weren’t exactly succeeding.
Hey Chief, how about those Packers!
ponygirl fetishes
———-
There’s an entire series of books written by Ann Rice under a pseudonym that constantly goes there. I guess there’s a fetish for just about everything.
“you people”
That’s racist code talk. I should know. I had someone get all up in my grill for sayin “will you people shut up?!”
Never mind 50% of the people I was talking to were white males.
MJ, Rule 34. No exceptions.
The Packers did well. The Eagles are now 1-0 without Kevin Kolb starting.
Tat, chicken and noodles are on the menu for later this week.
Heck, I think Rosetta has linked ponygirl stuff here before. (That is NOT a request for more!)
Tat?
http://tinyurl.com/36lj724
The Eagles are now 1-0 without Kevin Kolb starting.
I here he’s starting next weeks game.
The season finale of the food truck race is on!
I kilt it!
Rule 34? I don’t get it.
books written by Ann Rice
There’s your first problem
BiW, Hungarian Cream Chicken w/ Drop Noodles is NOT chicken w/ noodles to be just lightly dropped in a menu. Hungarian Cream chicken is soul food.
<iRule 34? I don’t get it.
Porn MJ
Porn
Crap!
Rule 34? I don’t get it.
My bad
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
http://bit.ly/aHooCH
Rule 34:
http://tinyurl.com/36kppfx
Hahahahaha … what were the chances of that?
heh
Andy and Xbad link the sane link!
Hi y’all
Lasagna at Olive Garden — yummy. Going to Olive Garden on a Sunday with screaming kids all over the place — won’t happen again.
sane same who cares?
Lasagna at Olive Garden — yummy. Going to Olive Garden on a Sunday with screaming kids all over the place — won’t happen again.
Take your own screaming kids. Then you won’t notice. Trust me on this.
Freaky.
http://tinyurl.com/2f8uvsc
Slap their kids.
That way they at least have something to scream about.
Slap their kids.
That way they at least have something to scream about.
I prefer to throw forks and knives. That way there’s blood and a solid excuse for the screaming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8wBuU_OhIA
XBrad, I knew there was a reason that I liked you -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofIJhUMhqvE
Skip to 1:00. One of my favorite bits ever.
*CONTENT WARNING*
All right. I’m out. See you guys tomorrow.
Take your own screaming kids. Then you won’t notice. Trust me on this.
I have no kids and if I did, I would take after my mother who said “we just didn’t take you anywhere until you were old enough to behave”.
Some people just think the world is their living room.
MCPO want to trade Kevin Kolb for Tom Coughlin?
Hurricane Igor is a nbust
Lying lying liar!
Scott – No.
You are right, they need to be on the same team.
Trade ‘em both to Dallas.
Some people just think the world is their living room.
And some of us didn’t give up the right to have an occaisional meal out simply because we decided to replenish the ranks of the taxpayers and we couldn’t get a babysitter.
My son didn’t misbehave in public. The one time he did, I calmly walked him out to the car and warmed his ass. He was 4. It was the last time he pulled anything untoward.
>> we just didn’t take you anywhere until you were old enough to behave”.
*plays with Lipstick’s kids.. smackin occasionally
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
And that’s fine if your son doesn’t have other issues, Chief.
My older son is fine for going out now, but on a few occaisions with my younger son, we have had everything fine until someone sets him off. I don’t keep him inside if he is screaming, but if he is playing the “NO” game, then he is the one missing out on a good meal.
Russell.
BiW- It was the yelling/screaming behavior I was talking about. If it was about, “No”. . . I pretty much ignored that.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a tiger cage?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a tiger cage?
I don’t know. What do you call him?
He could have been Leif too.
Claude
Dinner
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs, hanging from the chandelier?
Crystal
A little wine, a little romance, and…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqbky6E7V9E
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a grill?
If he is in drag, Patty.
If he’s Irish; Paddy
Frank.
Frank “T-Bone” Kabob
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a vase?
Rose
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head and no trunk?
Dick.
What do you call a purple gay guy with no arm or legs and on grill?
Where many hostages spend their weekends?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x930vt_william-shatner-snl-skit-get-a-life_fun
What do you call a purple gay guy with no arm or legs and on grill?
xbrad?
Barney?
What do you call a purple gay guy with no arm or legs and on grill?
Barney Frank.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car?
Wow. This must be what it feels like to be a Cowboys fan.
Jack
Wow. This must be what it feels like to be a Cowboys fan.
or Eli.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a stage?
Mike
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs floating on a pond?
A dead hooker.
A dead hooker.
Mom?
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs floating on a pond?
A successful date.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs floating on a pond?
Blissful silence?
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs floating on a pond?
cheaper than a divorce?
Don’t know, wiser.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Lily.
and
Art.
heh
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a stream?
Brooke
Stumpy?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
I just saw the Nissan commercial that pissed Rush off a week or so ago.
I almost puked and vow to never purchase a Nissan product.
I almost puked and vow to never purchase a Nissan product.
link?
What a rout Manning Bowl II turned into.
What a rout Manning Bowl II turned into.
gave up before half-time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNeEVkhTutY
Smart move.
this one?
http://www.youtube.com/user/nissanusa?v=BNeEVkhTutY&feature=pyv&ad=6334722739&kw=nissan#p/c/7FAC4F5EB5642FEA
Hastages,
Finally got a hold of my younger sister. They are in their RV coming back from the Oregon coast. She works in the health-care industry so has regular mammograms, but the cancer did NOT show on them. It is fueled by estrogen. She has been doing HRT for three years!
She backed-off for a month, but was getting ‘hot-flashes’ every 40 minutes, day & night, so went back on it, as she could not sleep, or work(over-loaded the commas there, didn’t I?). Turns out that the cancer feeds on estrogen. She is gonna do chemo, every three weeks for 18 treatments to to try to clean the lymphatic-system, then under-go the double mastectomy.
I told her that we love her and are praying for her. There is nothing more that we can do. I thank you all for putting her in your prayers. She is ‘good with GOD’, but I’m scared to death for her.
Thanks, again.
Nissan: Begging for Obama’s cash since September, 2010.
There is nothing more that we can do. I thank you all for putting her in your prayers.
Chris, I’m not a praying man, but best wishes and positive thoughts for your sis.
Chrispy, I’m praying for your sister and you, too, hon.
Bill
*wondering who Scott took in the NY/Indy game….
Was it just me, or did that raccoon shit himself when he saw the bear?
Also, I kept wanting him to find a Coke…
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a stream?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Stay?
Doesn’t matter, he won’t come when you call him.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a stream?
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???
Night guys.. I just popped up to make the discs for the Audio Books for the kids. They listen to them before bed..
Now to sleep!
I expected it to be a 3 point game and the Giants were getting 5 and a half.
I blame Coughlin.
I expected it to be a 3 point game and the Giants were getting 5 and a half.
whoops.
Eddy
Eddy
*damn*
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs holding your coat?
Thanks, Hostages.
I don’t know who is playing the Giants next week but I would hate to be them.
And some of us didn’t give up the right to have an occaisional meal out simply because we decided to replenish the ranks of the taxpayers and we couldn’t get a babysitter.
That will help me to chill out the next time a screaming kid is running around the restaurant. “It’s a future taxpayer!”
Thank you for the enlightenment, I previously thought that people chose to have kids because it would enrich their lives, not realizing that it was all in service to our country.
Sorry to hear about your sis Chris, you will both be in my thoughts.
I don’t know who is playing the Giants next week but I would hate to be them.
Yeah, it’s gonna suck to be the team that gives them their second loss in a row.
Peg.
what do you call a woman and a man pokin fun of trunks with heads?
Why don’t restaurants have kid sections?
Peg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkENeuzVtUM
Beasn, warped. Though to be honest, Mr. RFH knew most of these.
what do you call a woman and a man pokin fun of trunks with heads?
Totally disappointed in my fellow Hostages for not taking the ball and running with it?
did ya think them up or is there some place where such a collection has been archived?
’cause my brain has ceased to function and no can do no thinking.
What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs?
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What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who feels practically worthless?
What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs?
Is she legal?
Why don’t restaurants have kid sections?
Kids’ don’t have credit cards?
Totally disappointed in my fellow Hostages for not taking the ball and running with it?
hey!
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who feels practically worthless?
Penny
Thanks X,
My problem appears to have worked out.
Good night all, I installed all 7 doors friday, now I need to finish with the casing. Then crown molding for the General on Wed.
He retired in the 90′s and one of his wings is now a drone wing. He flew T-38′s and F-89′s and F-4′s and F-16′s
What was the straight wing jet that looked like a P-51? was it a F-86?
He had a pict of that on his wall of fame too.
hey!
Okay, not ALL of my fellow Hostages…….
(love you, romaine….)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the end zone?
All I’m coming up with is Teddy (TD).
Spike.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a frying pan?
Spike?
Pam?
Patty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIlKiRPSNGA#t=1m15s
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bank?
Simoleon?
Benjamin Franklin?
Buck.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs stuck on a fence?
Teller?
(If the guy from Penn & Teller was in an accident?)
Coyote Ugly?
(I mean, even if she wasn’t ugly to begin with, she would be after the coyotes were done with her.)
Barb.
Gates?
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a bag?
I think Gates is a valid answer as well.
Ok, night, all.
Oh, wait – what do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is on top of Anna Wintour’s head?
I don’t know who Anna Wintour is.
The editor of Vogue. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anna_Wintour_2009_crop.jpg
The editor of Vogue. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anna_Wintour_2009_crop.jpg
ouch.
Oh, wait – what do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is on top of Anna Wintour’s head?
Ralph?
The editor of Vogue. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anna_Wintour_2009_crop.jpg
Bad Wig?
Fester.
as in Uncle Fester.
didya ever put up a new post and wish you hadn’t?