Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please let this fuckyammerer’s career get yogifucked in 3-D in five weeks.
Fuck him with a vagina for what he did to the financial industry. Fuck him with a woman’s ample bosom for what he did to banking. And force him to have a naked woman rubbing on him for eternity for doing to the housing market what he does to the gimp on “leather night” (NTTAWWT).
You whooooooo. I see you, aprilwine. You guys are up to something, aren’t you?
As we’ve all said on many occasions, just winning isn’t enough. There are some examples I’ve been thinking of that pretty well illustrate what I want to do to the Dems this November.
Carting these bastards off the field with merely a career-ending injury is the model of restraint.
Lamentation of the women, indeed. Specifically Allen West’s “Gimme That Damned Gavel” Pelosi and Call Me Senator Boxer.
Feel free to suggest more.
Have I said how much fun I have doing the HHD posts, when I don’t run into evil viruses?
Here’s a music video to get you all hot and bothered.
Thought about the original “Wicked Game”, but I like the pics of all the lovers in this video. While we are talking about “Wicked Game”, let’s have Chris Isaak.
Carin sent me some excellent suggestions for this week. First, we have Alan Tudyk.
Next, some Ryan Reynolds.
And someone else mentioned Sam Worthington. Worthy, indeed.
And because PattyAnn is having to deal with doctors, I am indulging her with some Sam Elliott.
A search on Sam Elliott brought me to this, which I think is funny and true. You see where the graph peaks? With this guy right here.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
Found this great place to eat just off Route 66. Unfortunately the owners couldn’t afford the new employee health plan and shut down. Damn it! Food at a Flyin J sucks donkey balls!
IMPORTANT UPDATE: [Rightwing Infiltrator]
Hey! Now Congress Makes Sense!
I get regular email newsletters from CPA firms that many of our clients, both business and personal, deal with. Most of the time, I shuffle them into a pile where they wait until its slow, or I’m trying to avoid doing something.
I was reading one just now on the Small Business Jobs and Credit Act. Two excepts that made me laugh out loud:
The idea is to provide capital to start-up businesses and small enterprises that want to expand and hire new workers. Currently large banks generally are not lending to small businesses, which create many of America’s jobs.
The law includes provisions to:
Increase to 90 percent from 75 percent the amount of the loans that SBA will guarantee. If a small business owner defaults, the bank that lent the money would take a maximum hit of 10. This is aimed at encouraging local banks to lend to businesses that may be in trouble. [Emphasis Added]
The geniuses who didn’t learn from the mortgage meltdown that couldn’t have been possible without the CRA (Community Reinvestment Act) requiring banks to make loans to people who were not creditworthy are apparently not done “tweeking” the economy. Now they want to encourage banks to lend to businesses that are in trouble.
If it isn’t the plague of Haaaaavvvaard loyas that the administration keeps siccing on us, it is the economic genius of the likes of Bwaney Fwanks.
November can’t come soon enough.
Another Voter Mugged By The Dhimcraps Compassion
I know you were jonesing so here you go. I finally figured out how to get pictures off our new camera because I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!11!!
Chicks dig Floyd because he’s a good looking mofo like his daddy.
Please feel free to update this post with stupid, lame shit you think is funny but everyone else thinks is fucking gay other important news of the day and y0ur trenchant analysis.
UPDATE BECAUSE ROSETTA SAID I COULD (Roamy):
UPDATE ‘CAUSE I THINK IT’S FUNNY(Pupster):
Rosetta stopped, bought Floyd to avoid embarrassment
And how much do you want to bet that Congress let’s all the Bush tax cuts expire after the Dems get their asses handed to them on a platter in November? On the other hand, it they do extend the Bush tax cuts, how much you want to bet they’ll tout the extension as “Obama’s huge tax cuts for the middle class?”
Posted without comment.
“We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening.”
[UPDATE: Now with comment!]
You can take the elitist out of the douche but you can’t take the douche out of the elitist.
“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq. …”
You know what, if the idiot left wants to run against Bush who isn’t in office, let’s run against Kerry. The fact that dumbfuck is a leader of the Democrat party and still in Congress is outrageous.
Get a real job you gold-digging effeminate pussy motherfucker.