Ride The Red Wave

Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please let this fuckyammerer’s career get yogifucked in 3-D in five weeks. Fuck him with a vagina for what he did to the financial industry. Fuck him with a woman’s ample bosom for what he did to banking. And force him to have a naked woman rubbing on him [...]

November Election Metaphors

As we’ve all said on many occasions, just winning isn’t enough. There are some examples I’ve been thinking of that pretty well illustrate what I want to do to the Dems this November. Sports: Carting these bastards off the field with merely a career-ending injury is the model of restraint. Movies: Lamentation of the women, [...]

HHD – near birthday edition

Have I said how much fun I have doing the HHD posts, when I don’t run into evil viruses?  Here’s a music video to get you all hot and bothered. Thought about the original “Wicked Game”, but I like the pics of all the lovers in this video.  While we are talking about “Wicked Game”, [...]

Random Stupidity And Insanity

Hostage Cafe: Panhandle Texas

Found this great place to eat just off Route 66.  Unfortunately the owners couldn’t afford the new employee health plan and shut down.  Damn it!  Food at a Flyin J sucks donkey balls! IMPORTANT UPDATE: [Rightwing Infiltrator]

What Passes For Serious Economic Thinking By Democrats

  I get regular email newsletters from CPA firms that many of our clients, both business and personal, deal with.  Most of the time, I shuffle them into a pile where they wait until its slow, or I’m trying to avoid doing something. I was reading one just now on the Small Business Jobs and [...]

Your Hit of Floyd for the Day

I know you were jonesing so here you go.  I finally figured out how to get pictures off our new camera because I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!11!! Chicks dig Floyd because he’s a good looking mofo like his daddy. Please feel free to update this post with stupid, lame shit you think is funny [...]

Just when you think it can’t get any worse …

And how much do you want to bet that Congress let’s all the Bush tax cuts expire after the Dems get their asses handed to them on a platter in November? On the other hand, it they do extend the Bush tax cuts, how much you want to bet they’ll tout the extension as “Obama’s [...]

Give Them Wings

Last night I attended a fundraiser for Nashoba Learning Group, the world’s best autism program in Bedford, Massachusetts, that my son is fortunate to be able to attend. The fundraiser was held at the Collings Foundation hangar, which houses an incredible private collection of vehicles ranging from stagecoaches to aircraft. This TBM looks like it [...]

Decision 2010

Posted without comment. * “We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening.” * * [UPDATE: Now with comment!] You can take the elitist out of the douche but you can’t [...]