Theme Songs For Tonight

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A Message To The Left On Your “New Normal”

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you for what you want to do and what you have done. Fuck you for looking down your fucking noses at us and fucking ignoring us. And fuck you in the back of the fuckvan of foreverness this November. Get used to it, flailingly fucked anuses [...]

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Because everybody loves airplanes: These two like airplanes a lot. No idea how they work, though. BREAKING: Keith Olberdouche has proclaimed this the Worst Post In The World™ SHOCKING UPDATE: We have uncovered conclusive proof that The Man has been playing mean tricks like this on Presidunce Obama since his first day of school in [...]

Courage of Your Convictions

Remember the teaser trailer for Runaway Slave? I don’t know how you could forget if you saw it. C. L. Bryant is responsible for it. He was at the Freedom Rally this weekend and introduced and played the trailer. Listen to the audience response: Don’t give up on hope. Rosetta, if you push this down [...]

Dr. Seuss, The H2 Years

My Paint skillz are mad phat. IMPOTENT UPDATE (Hotspur) In honor of the 8/28 rally: Lost Dr. Seuss Manuscript Found! (wiserbud) The following is believed to be from Seuss’ only foray into adult-themed poetry (otherwise known as his Blew period.)  According to the letters found along with this poem, Seuss attempt to sell this to [...]

Fat Monday

I did a poat with this song a week or two ago, but I didn’t realize that Fats Domino was still around.  Although he’s only slightly older than MCPO (and who isn’t?), he’s still managed to do some benefit work for the city of New Orleans since Hurricane Katrina. Pictured: RAAAAACISM!!!! IMPORTANT UPDATE: [Not Mare]

The Hardest Working Man On TittyWeb Jenkins Puts Up Yet Another Excellent Post

* Hey Anchor Baby Jesus, what do you think about this post so far? That’s what I think too. * Hahahahaha.  People are jackasses * beasnoogie likes teh Baby Jesi so here are the bases I have covered so far. Confused By Paul Krugman’s Math Baby Jesus * Obama Did What?!?! Baby Jesus * You [...]

Clint’s Post?

* * [Update by BrewFan: Required Truth-in-Advertising Disclaimer] * (Update by Pupster: Because the gif of 5 monkeys and a football would offend Romie’s delicate sensibilities) (click on it dumbass) * L to R: BrewFan’s Sister, Thing 1, BrewFan * Sean, last night, 11:13pm * Look how happy this woman is with her Wonder File.  [...]

Is This Raaaaacist?

Notorious old white guy speaking here: Notorious song about keeping black people down: Notorious old white guy who speaks about wanting to keep black people down: And finally, since some people thought invoking the phrase “We The People” was coded racism, lets go to the Constitutional Experts to express their racism:

Your mom wants you to watch this.

Not you though, Carin. You can just comment. [Update - Andy] I was about to do a poat around this: Who believes people should be judged by the content of their character not the color of their skin? Liberals or conservatives? Hey Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and race pimps everywhere: Let us not seek to [...]