Big Boobam Friday™

Hello cool people and Uniball, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Best protest sign ever.

What happens when you take a big pussy of a song and make it aggressive?  Usually good things in my honest but correct opinion.

BANGLAR NEW MODEL!!

The crack research staff here at BBF put in some long hours in an effort to find a new beauty and that resulted in an excellent WIN!

Your model for today was born in Jihomoravského kraje in the Czech Republic on November 22, 1987.  If you try to say Jihomoravského kraje out loud you will sound like the Swedish chef.

She is a near perfect 5’9″ and weighs an indeterminate amount.  She began modeling in March 2009 and also works under the name ” Ivy Darmon” for some reason.

You can probably guess from the multiple name tidbit that she doesn’t work in the medical field.  However she doesn’t seem to have done any hardcore stuff.  It’s mostly bewb play the best I can tell.  And she’s definitely not a homophobe IYKWISAITTYD.

Please stop laughing at Keith Olbermann and the JournoList retards long enough to give a warm first-time BBF welcome to my new friend and your model for today, Friday, July 23, 2010, LaTaya Roxx!!  YAY!!

Ha!  I love that picture.  BEST POSE EVER!!  And I like the very subtle use blue eye shadow.  Here are some things you didn’t know:

* in 1253, the Jews were expelled from Vienne France by order of Pope Innocent III.  Jews, the xbrad of world history.

* in 1893, psychiatrist and inventor of meningitis, Karl Menninger was born.

* in 1921, Calvert DeForest was born in Brooklyn.

* in 1931, France announced they couldn’t afford to send a team to the 1932 LA olympics.  Hahahahaha.  Faggots.

* in 1933, Bert Convy was born in St. Louis where it is currently 397 degrees.

* in 1950, news anchor Kaity “TongFace” Tong was born.

* in 1958, smoking hot chick Lydia Cornell was born in El Paso, Texas.

* in 1958, the first four women named to peerage in the House of Lords.

* in 1965, Slash was born and the Beatles “Help” was released.

* in 1968, grotesquely deformed hideous goblin Stephanie Seymour was born.

* in 1984, Vanessa Williams, the first black Miss America, resigned because she *gasp* once posed nude.  That last link is safe for work if you’re a hooker.

* in 1990, jazz pianist Joe Turner died at the age of 82 from cardiac arrest.

Done.

I plan to stay indoors this weekend so that I don’t melt.  What that means is that I will probably enjoy some adult beverages and make fun of you for being such a massive loser.

Whatever you do this weekend, try not to fuck it up.  And remember…go confidently in the direction of your dreams; live the life you have imagined you insufferable tub of douche.

CHEERS!

This picture is good (a) because of the large area in which to play cleavage ball but also (b) what the fuck is in the upper right hand corner?  Hahaha.  Is that a paint roller?  I don’t understand modern art.

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Here is a picture where you can respect her intelligence.

IMPORTANT UPDATE (Beasn):

427 Comments

  1. Best post in the history of the world.

  2. El Segundo

  3. Not a pregnant yak. I’d hit it.

  4. Tushar, around this dump, those terms are not considered arcane.

  5. Not that bad.

  6. “Hello cool people and Uniball”

    Asshole.

  7. Good job on the model!

    I find her attractive and luscious.

  8. Ok. She isn’t stalking a pizza. This is an improvment.

  9. She looks like that English Chef who has her own show on BBC, giant boobs, luscious looks, loverly.

  10. Not that bad.

    She’s alive so she’s out of your league.

  11. Nigella Lawson? A little.

  12. Not Joe Turner, Big Joe Turner.

    God.

  13. “multiple name tidbit”

    BANGLAR BASTARD!

  14. Oops, my bad.

  15. She’s alive so she’s out of your league.

    Well, d’uh. Great grasp of the obvious you’ve got there..

  16. I find Vanessa Williams extremely attractive. She actually looks better today than she did in that black and white.

  17. Anyway, I prefer Big Joe Turner.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3BAvjgtL80

  18. “Hello cool people and Uniball”

    Asshole.

    Hahahahahaha.

  19. Today’s model is like a demure, quiet PJM.

  20. I originally didn’t like the new Google Images search but it makes finding new BBF honeys a little easier.

  21. Rosetta, please check your gmail.

  22. >>Jews, the xbard of world history

    LOL!

  23. Today’s model is like a demure, quiet PJM.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    For your birthday I’m going to get you a new Garmin but with pajama momma yelling directions.

  24. Rosetta, please check your gmail.

    Make me.

  25. For your birthday I’m going to get you a new Garmin but with pajama momma yelling directions.

    *looks up, nods, and continues to sharpen knife on whetstone*

  26. CHECK YOUR BANGLAR GMAIL!

  27. So, PattyAnn, what you got planned for tomorrow?

  28. Sing it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQKd_1lyXdE

  29. xBrad, I’m leaving in 5 minutes to get another MRI–this one on my back, hips and knees. Then I’m coming home and not going anywhere or doing anything all weekend.

  30. Bullshit, you’re gonna show up here tomorrow and get spanked within an inch of your life.

  31. As Friday’s go this is quite a letdown from the last one.

  32. Oops, my bad.

    Don’t ever question me in public again.

  33. Xbad, yes, that’s what I said I’d be doing—nothing.

  34. Send me a copy of your sexy MRI, PattyAnn…

  35. I hope the MRI goes well, Sweet PA. Those things are a bit trying so smoke a lot of dope before you go in.

  36. Are you still hungover, Brew?

  37. These are the reasons I dropped out of popular music in 1972:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnJM8iUy38

    This kind of awesome stuff and all the music that came before were out there and not enough time to listen to it all. I’m still finding stuff. No need for any new crap being. made.

  38. I go to an open MRI. They’re not as bad. I never knew I could be claustrophobic until I had my first one.

  39. Nice bewbs!!!

  40. “However she doesn’t seem to have done any hardcore stuff. ”

    Quick google search revealed a nice couple of hardcore lesbian pictures. One has her dining out, the other has her knuckles deep in a honeypot.

    She looks pretty hardcore.

    Excellent choice Rosetta von Douche.

  41. Andy, are you looking at my MRI?

    Hey, by the way, thanks again–daughter found the right people and everything’s on track now.

  42. WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO!!

  43. Are you still hungover, Brew?

    I’m never drinking Bud Light again!

    *takes pull on Miller Light*

  44. Sohos, if you were here, I’d be using your equipment IYKWIMAITYD

    Bye!

  45. good luck sweet patty ann

  46. She looks pretty hardcore.

    Excellent choice Rosetta von Douche.

    Hahahaha. Thanks asshammer. I meant no man-woman hardcore. She does like the ladies it seems.

    Not that I blame her.

  47. Now for some T Bone Walker

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnJM8iUy38

    You’re welcome for the Blues education.

  48. Yes, I do ;)

  49. what the fcuks?!?

  50. Pa or Mcpo or sohos cab you check ur email please. I’m nor at home and I need ur help

  51. Hahahaha. Thanks asshammer. I meant no man-woman hardcore. She does like the ladies it seems.

    What a terrible loss for mankind. Assuming, of course, that she’s not merely lesbian-for-cash, which pretty much every woman born after 1978 is, I think.

  52. “I meant no man-woman hardcore.”

    Ah, yes, the man-woman hardcore, the gateway porn to man-man hardcore. It’s a slippery slope.

  53. I am checking dont see anything from you pj

  54. That BBF chick has a couple of nice looking chins there.

  55. So far, this judge kicks Obama/Holder POON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/22/AR2010072201548.html

  56. Here’s Joe Turner, the stride pianist:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mSaFNYssmE

    Sorry, Rosie. He’s a little less known than BIg Joe, but definitely awesome in his own right.

  57. DRIVE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MCPO pjm’s help falls to you b/c I didnt get email from her

  58. I sent it to the addy with no number in it

  59. Hey dongface, do you know how to make eddie a poater here?

    We have random drifters and farm animals with posting rights here. How did he slip through the cracks?

  60. *tackles sohito, releases her second chakra*

  61. Eddie has been a pooter forever rosie

    I think

  62. Hotspur cab u please check ur email?
    I need help damn it!

  63. Sorry, Rosie. He’s a little less known than BIg Joe, but definitely awesome in his own right.

    I only make fun of you because the first video I was going to use was Big Joe. Hahaha.

  64. Eddie has been a pooter forever rosie

    If that’s the case, someone forgot to inform him.

    If there an option to just set it up so everyone in the world can post here?

  65. Oh my heck, where is everyone?

    I mean everyone but rosetta

  66. If he’s not, I’ll make him one when I get home

  67. “Hotspur cab u”

    Cab you? I am yelling that at someone tomorrow.

  68. Here’s a picture of pajama momma:

    http://tinyurl.com/yzpj6m7

  69. What’s wrong, PJM?

  70. Scott check ur email in a second

  71. IMPOTENT UPDATE TO THIS POAT

  72. Click 6:03, Rosetta … you’ll be glad you did.

  73. PJM – SHUTTHEFUCKUP!!!!!

  74. Click 6:03, Rosetta … you’ll be glad you did.

    Excellent, Clint. Yello is great because they have some slower-to-mid tempo stuff that’s just as good as their coked-up stuff.

    It’s cool that you dig them.

  75. Off to D&D. Because I’m hip and cool and stuff.

  76. It’s a surprise clintbird…..but check ur gmail just in case
    I promised beasn I’d do sumpin for her

  77. PJM – Look up, you silly cow!

  78. I’m going to kill beasn and MCPO because I don’t which one of them added that update so both have to die.

  79. Thanks mcpo

  80. And pajenga monkey just because.

  81. Rosie – Don’t wear that long ball gown, you’ll trip trying to catch Beasn.

  82. I can’t see the posts on my iPhone Mcpo. I comment blindly

  83. “IMPOTENT UPDATE TO THIS POAT”

    HA! That’s a great picture.

    Thanks bastard.

  84. Back from BANGLAR mommy run.

    It’s farking hot out there.

  85. What am I? Chopped liver? PJ won’t ask me for help?

    **cuts self**

    **runs from room crying…. and bleeding**

  86. I comment blindly

    Don’t blame the iPhone!

  87. That first picture of LaTaya is maybe my favorite BBF picture ever.

    I like the attitude.

    “HERE! Take THIS!”

  88. PJM, I got nothing from you at my gmail or yahoo mail address?

  89. Al Gore!

  90. “That first picture of LaTaya is maybe my favorite BBF picture ever.”

    It’s fantastic. The only thing that would make it better is if she was topless and a nipple was pointing right at you.

  91. Everyone check your ChimpDong.

  92. It’s fantastic. The only thing that would make it better is if she was topless and a nipple was pointing right at you.

    And she was also sitting on top of you with keys to a yacht.

  93. Best remake ever? What is it?

  94. Are you trying to start trouble, Car In?

  95. Johnny Cash’s cover of NIN’s Hurt is pretty good.

  96. Trouble? Naw.

    Unless you’ve got a crappy song to put forth.

  97. Johnny Cash’s cover of NIN’s Hurt is pretty good.

    It’s awesome.

    The other three I linked were all pussy-to-aggressive. SpongeBob could sing Hurt and that song still wouldn’t be pussy.

    You look great today by the way.

    *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

  98. ou look great today by the way.
    *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

    Cool. I’m wearing my “I’m with Stupid” shirt just for you.

  99. Cool. I’m wearing my “I’m with Stupid” shirt just for you.

    The arrow isn’t supposed to point up, you know.

  100. Jonah Goldberg:

    “The Journolist has started to leak like an overripe diaper. ”

    Hahahahahaha.

  101. http://i.imgur.com/CMkDI.jpg

  102. Bark….bark like a dog….

    So how was everyone’s day? Mine kind of sucked. I swear they need to hire some men where I work.

  103. Thank you PJM, and MC-handsomeface.

  104. Big bomb Friday! http://i.imgur.com/asmjR.jpg

  105. Scott, I look at that pic and think two things-

    1. Look at all the rust on the bombs in the background.
    2. I can see why Geoff joined the Air Force.

  106. http://i.imgur.com/CMkDI.jpg

    Hahahahahahaha. That’s hilarious.

  107. Nice job, Senator Helmsley McDouchebag

    http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2010/07/23/mass_sen_kerry_docks_yacht_in_ri_saving_500k/

    BANGLAR TWO AMERICAS!!!

  108. Is that a cigarette in the invisiblemantus’ sandle?

  109. beasn, how many fingers are in a pig’s ass right now?

    And if you want, just to torment you, I will come work where you work.

  110. My day was horrid but I got a great laugh from the update

  111. Andy, I saw that linked somewheres earlier, along with a picture of ‘Thurston and Lovey’.

    Do you think they actually get nekkid with each other still – HORRIFYING thought…or prefer diddling drugged up little boys? I’m thinking they diddle. Barf.

  112. My day was horrid but I got a great laugh from the update

    *stink eye*

  113. Eddie is not on the list…he isn’t one of the 52 freaking people on the list.

  114. Years ago there was a guy in West Virginia that would dress his dog up like a homeless person. The dog would sit in a chair by a fairly busy intersection with a sign hanging from his neck. The thing was so cute you just had to donate money.

    I also gave money in a homeless guy in NY who had a sign that says “Need money for beer”.

  115. Andy, I saw that linked somewheres earlier, along with a picture of ‘Thurston and Lovey’.

    Hahahahaha. Worst 3-hour tour evar!!!11!1

  116. I promised beasn I’d do sumpin for her

    Guess that means you’re a democrat then.

  117. Rummages through youtube…….

    Yannow rosetta, this would have been an easier and less gross way to remove MCPO’s tonsils.

    http://tinyurl.com/284lelc

  118. The Ethan Hawk Hamlet sucks balls

  119. I can’t believe Kerry could have been President.

    That man is more tool than Black & Decker.

    Who the hell votes for that idiot? Andy, what’s in the water there?

  120. “And she was also sitting on top of you with keys to a yacht.”

    Good Lord!

    And she has a sandwich in the other hand.

  121. Yannow rosetta, this would have been an easier and less gross way to remove MCPO’s tonsils.

    http://tinyurl.com/284lelc

    Hahahahaha. It’s okay if you’re jealous of MCPO.

  122. Ethan Hawk sucks balls

    Fixed it for you.

    He was good in Gattica though.

    But still, who dumps Uma, what a looser.

  123. I did like gattaca

  124. Who the hell votes for that idiot? Andy, what’s in the water there?

    It’s a mixture of industrial pollutants, E. coli and methamphetacrack. I think that’s what these guys were onto

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvETaY_SGsY

    (watch long enough to get to the dancing chick in the bikini)

  125. beasn, how many fingers are in a pig’s ass right now?

    I don’t know, when you find the ass, let me know.

    http://tinyurl.com/27oc6la

    And if you want, just to torment you, I will come work where you work.

    Okay, you look kind of manly, for a girl. Please do, it will be a lot of fun up until they fire one of us.

  126. With the exception of Dead Poets Society, I think Ethan Hawke sucks balls.

  127. Did anyone read The Pillars of the Earth?

  128. Man – Dat dinner I cookeded was g-o-o-o-o-o-d!

  129. Company has arrived.

    BBL

  130. Yes, sohoney.

  131. Rosetta loves puppy pictures http://i.imgur.com/aEcxd.jpg

  132. Did anyone read The Pillars of the Earth?

    Did it have pikshures, girlfriend? I likes me some pikshures!

  133. Cute puppies. The dog’s not bad either.

  134. If MCPO has a front porch I say we all chip in and buy him this http://i.imgur.com/FdzpZ.jpg

  135. And the sequel World Without End.

    Great stuff.

  136. Did you like it hotspur starz is doing a mini series of it

  137. Hahahahaha. It’s okay if you’re jealous of MCPO.

    You found me out.

    Actually, I always wondered how they removed them and thought it quite interesting. Had to find a way to post it….and you and your special friend made it possible.

    Here ya go.

    http://tinyurl.com/2v6obmz

  138. Scott – I like, but would prefer the leather recliner model with the TP dispenser and built-in beer cooler. . . for football season, yannow.

  139. Oh God, SoHoS, they could fuck up a train wreck Rosetta.

    Read it, or I’ll email you the audiobook.

  140. Yeah, Chief. Besides, the water tank looks a little undersized. No low-flow POS would cut it in that application.

  141. It’s the thought that counts.

    Perched on one of those “Get off my lawn!” would carry some clout.

  142. So, I’m looking to spend a Barnes and Noble gift card….ya’ll are saying ‘Pillars of the Earth’ is worthy of my card?

  143. I would like to make one to see what the Hysterical Society thinks of it.

  144. Perched on one of those “Get off my lawn!” would carry some clout.

    Does he have to sit on it with his pants down? That could give him piles and we would never hear the end of it.

  145. It’s a great story, beasnssnss.

    Very well researched. Be prepared to learn a lot about Medieval life and the evolution of architecture.

  146. Hotspur did those storms end up doing much yesterday?

    We had 5 tornadoes on Thursday, I think that brings us to 6 or 7 for the year.

  147. Thanks Hotsquirt. I love stories of that time period. I’ll add it to ‘the list’.

    Time for me to have dinner with my pigs. BBL.

  148. Ok I will read it

  149. Scott we had heavy rain and lightning, but no tornados, and no damage.

    But today is as bad as yesterday – normal Art Fair weather.

    I hope you two stayed unscathed.

  150. Oh crap, that’s too bad.

  151. It is s-o-o-o-o dry here. All the rain seems to be either north or south of us. But, the corn took the early spring rains and converted it to sugar, so the corn is really good this year.

  152. I can link you to my audiobook for free. Well, sorta.

  153. Oh crap, that’s too bad.

    You just want my iPad.

  154. I will go buy it and read it I need something to get in to

  155. sohos, as weird as it sounds, a friend of mine wrote a book about vampires.

    She got a two million dollar advance from her publisher, and an undisclosed amout from Sony Pictues for the rights.

    It’s a great book – The Historian.

    Another page turner.

  156. Time to read the BBF links.

    Only a foo would do that at work.

  157. Oooh that sounds fun I will get that one

  158. RANT:

    I’m so sick of my ObamaCare-lite medical and dental coverage. I’ve got a shoulder they won’t fix, TMJ they won’t fix and now, I need a $3000 dental procedure that they will only cover $800! That’s after covering my $900 minimum already!

    YAY! Free medical and dental for life!! My 30 years of free dental has cost me close to $40K out of pocket since I retired in 2003. Oh yeah, Sec Gates want to triple my yearly enrollment fee starting next year too!

    Finally, fuck every ignorant shithead that tells me, “Well, you don’t pay for your health insurance so you should support ObamaCare.” First, you scrotum-gargling fuckstick, I made shit in monthly salary on the promise of that free care. Secondly, I spent 15 of those 30 years away from my family and home. Finally, I fucking pay for my shitty health and dental insurance every fucking month, along with co-pays and every other rationing/accounting ass raping some government desk jockey can think of.

    So, kiss the snotty end of my dick, you fucking chickenshit douche nozzle!

  159. Sohos, it mostly takes place in Europe – Vienna, Budapest, Istanbul; I swear, you can’t put it down.

    It took her ten years to write, and it was her first novel.

  160. What Chief said!!!

  161. Chief, I think I’ll go fishing for just a bit. I never think about president dickwad when I fish. Maybe you should give it a try, if you don’t already?

  162. Good rant MCPO, that aint right.

  163. Clint – It’s getting to the point where I can’t afford to be healthy any longer. Fuck it.

  164. Chief, that is teh suck.

    The libs don’t give a shit about you, and they don’t give ashit about me.

    We are going to become the forgotten generation.

  165. I’m paying out the ass too, Chief, so I can relate.

  166. Sounds awesome hotspur thank you for the tip! Xox

  167. Elizabeth Kostova

  168. Nice bewbs Rosie!

  169. “We are going to become the forgotten generation”

    Eventually, but not for a while.

    The kids coming out of school now are absolutely useless.

    It wasn’t long ago that I thought that everyone over 30 sucked, now I think the opposite.
    If it weren’t for Wiserbuds kids, I would hate them all.

  170. Heheh MCPO,
    I called to scheduled a post surgery follow up appointment yesterday. They said $350.
    I asked if post surgery follow up was not covered by the surgery fee? Nope.

    Forget it.

    I made a appt with my Doc and they said sure!

    He looked at it and said “sorry go see the surgeon”

    I am going to pull the stitches out myself, I just do not know what to do with the metal thing they have stitched in. I will take it off I guess.

  171. OMG, that chick with the bewbies, I want her ! She has now become my new sex slave……. err I mean screensaver

  172. Vmax *thud*

  173. Hi Sohito!

    How are you?

  174. Your friend is pretty hot, HS. Tell her to dump her husband and give me a call.

  175. Vman that’s awful! Please please be careful with that post surgery stuff. Infection in the hand is very scary and takes forever to get rid of (my mom got that after carpel tunnel surgery).

  176. Google it Vmax. I have treated much worse. It is all on the intertubes, just use tons of peroxide and alcohol.

  177. Not good vmax but this too shall pass please take care of that hand

  178. Check the peroxide I think that is a no no now

  179. Let’s all have a shot and a beer and talk about why Car in isn’t hanging out with us by the van.

  180. When I broke my foot, after much nagging, I went to see an orthopedist. I was sure that all was well as I had the xray and the interwebs.

    Ortho guy wouldn’t see me because I didn’t have insurance so I prepaid $600 for him to see me. After waiting for 2 hours, he glanced at the x-ray, and then at the boot I bought, and said come back in about 7 weeks.

    Fuck you!

    All of the information they have is available for free. If you don’t need a skilled surgeon you can certainly do it yourself.

  181. Insulation……..check.

  182. shut up I’m taking out my appendix.

    *stop barking Moses. No! bad dog!

  183. Mesa took his stitches out himself

  184. (L to R) Andy; MCPO

    http://tinyurl.com/2cb28b4

  185. Insulation……..check.

    Hahahaha … exactly!

  186. hey all

  187. peroxide in open wounds is how people become zombies.

    GOOGLE IT.

    howdy pro-b

  188. shut up I’m taking out my appendix.

    I know for a fact that at least one appendix was removed in a POW camp in Japan with a pair of spoons.

  189. MCPO that was a good rant about government health care… pretty much what I deal with

  190. Stitches are easy to remove, and probably the reason why they started using staples.

  191. better spoons than chopsticks

  192. Wow, Dave. Talk about making a few seconds count.

  193. ANti – That people still think we get free, quality healthcare is a joke.

  194. Mare in her hippy days…

    http://tinyurl.com/28ksobl

  195. >> Talk about making a few seconds count.

    Hey, I didn’t say shit about sex.

  196. You chose the wrong profession MCPO.

    If you were in the teachers union, where all hero’s are born, everything would be free.

  197. DaveinTejas – It appears that the pilot is OK

    http://tinyurl.com/2c837lt

  198. most people don’t know we don’t get real doctors a lot of the time… usually they try to pass a navy medic on us

  199. I almost pulled my staples out my doc went out of town so they were in over a week longer than they should have been I was goung insane

  200. [...] Thanks to Dave in Texas at the H2. [...]

  201. ScottW – There is a retired teacher that lives across the street from me. Zero enrollment, zero minimums and zero co-pays. My fucking union sucked! /sarc

  202. Brad is surrounded by fail today.

  203. I was told I had stage 4 cervical cancer, spent 6 months going through dysplasia oncology, downed a bottle of tequila called my family and told em I was going to die, only to find out the asshole in the records dept mixed up my file with someone elses

  204. most people don’t know we don’t get real doctors a lot of the time

    This was true in the Army, too. You’d go on sick call and have to be diagnosed by somebody who had six weeks of training at Fort Sam.

  205. GOP: Gigantic Old Pussies

    http://dailycaller.com/2010/07/22/ryan-suggests-gop-playing-politics-by-not-discussing-roadmap/

    Replacing the dems in 2010 isn’t worth a shit if we just put in the next generation of GOP not-quite-as-big-government types.

  206. Anti-Pro – I STILL get a P.A. instead of a Doctor for my PCM.

  207. imagine when it’s all electronic how easy a mistyped number would be…

  208. Hydrogen Peroxide is good for cleansing a wound, not for keeping it sterile.

  209. ScottW – Where is your lovely bride this evening?

  210. Priorities MCPO. It’s all about priorities.

    I think it will be changing soon,

  211. only to find out the asshole in the records dept mixed up my file with someone elses

    This beats my story of having to take off my own cast (broken arm) and then almost getting an Article 15 because of it.

  212. Don’t worry, PJC, they’ll be able to match it up with the tattoo on your arm.
    .
    .
    .
    What? Too Godwin?

  213. Evenin’, Hostagefolkseses.

  214. “ScottW – Where is your lovely bride this evening?”

    On the couch. That can only mean one thing,,,,,,,,,Banglar Vampire movie!!!!!!

  215. HAHAHAHAHA!

    I love this! I want a bumpersticker of it!

    http://tinyurl.com/2ccfl5f

  216. every time I go to Balboa in SD and the big sign says The Pride of Navy Medicine I about puke, laugh and fart at the same time

  217. Pro-B

    SOME of us watch too much NCIS

    hahahaha

  218. Let’s all have a shot and a beer and talk about why Car in isn’t hanging out with us by the van.,

    [pout]

    Are all the cool kids by the van again?

  219. @pennjillette The muslim motherfucking asshole who threatened our heroes Trey and Matt has been busted – http://tinyurl.com/29h5nqx — Yup, a bad guy.

  220. Pro, they’re corpse men, and I’ll take them anyday, compared to some cocksucker MD with a skyscraper ego.

  221. Come ‘ere, Car In. I saved a spot for you.

    That spot where that unidentified spot is.

  222. Car in – I’m seriously stoked about a Michigan meatup. I hope we can work something out.

  223. Yeah the rfid chips… did you know they mark every can of coke, every razor, everything now… and if you pay with your credit card they also can track who bought it…
    I bet they’ll start with the military first

  224. I saved a spot for you.

    It isn’t wet, is it?

  225. PA!

  226. Pro – What do you think is on your hubby’s CAC?

  227. >> did you know they mark every can of coke, every razor, everything now… and if you pay with your credit card they also can track who bought it…

    It’s not cost effective at the item level.

    Maybe in 10 years. The data storage requirements are prohibitive, as is the cost per tag.

  228. yeah I’m not fond of MD’s either come to think of it, I’m just wired different I guess, I mean I just think of illness way different; conventional medicine has it’s place such as setting broken bones etc…

  229. Hi Sky! *waves*

  230. I’m seriously stoked about a Michigan meatup. I hope we can work something out.

    I think it would be super-awesome. July has been ungodly hot this year, but maybe next summer sometime?

    I mean, if we tried something too soon peps wouldn’t come. Plus Michael has his in Oct, right?

  231. God knows I made enough trips to the ER at NAS Whidbey as a kid, I was on a first name basis with damn near every HM there.

  232. yeah I’m not fond of MD’s either come to think of it, I’m just wired different I guess, I mean I just think of illness way different;

    My philosophy is to simply stay so healthy you don’t need to see a doc.

    So far, so good.

  233. Hi, Brew! I am getting R.A.D. the CUTEST little My Little Pony cupcake cake for the little one’s birthday. Yay! Cake! (Oh, and balloons. She asked for cake and balloons over presents. Silly kid.)

  234. oh yeah I know they give him a slip envelope now because you can hack those things
    ridiculous I have to look at Obama’s face on the headquarters building wall every time I volunteer and it makes me sick
    A lot of us wonder sometimes what it means to be “under” his command but then we look at our kids and the flag and well we are just so damn patriotic, somebody has to stand up ya know

  235. Hi Scott!

    MCPO, I don’t know. You tell me ;)

  236. ditto stay so healthy you don’t need to go to the doc.. that’s my motto as well

  237. Pro:

    <3

  238. Pro – I felt the same way serving “under” Carter and Clinton.

  239. Sky, Notorious R.A.D. and I need to sit down and have a long chat. She needs to understand that MLP cake and cupcakes and balloons come with every birthday, and in NO WAY cut into the obligation for everyone to shower her with presents.

  240. My husband always reminds me that he swore an oath to the constitution, not the POTUS.

  241. It’s not cost effective at the item level.

    Yeah that’s what I thought until rush limbaugh sent out a video blog like two weeks ago talking about it. I guess mitsubishi came out with a .05mm x .05mm one that is .012 cents per unit and now they are in everything. Actually I had totally forgot about them until I was reminded.

    Shudder…

  242. “Sky, Notorious R.A.D. and I need to sit down and have a long chat. She needs to understand that MLP cake and cupcakes and balloons come with every birthday, and in NO WAY cut into the obligation for everyone to shower her with presents.”

    She obviously doesn’t get it. We were over at my best friend’s house last night, and he asked her what she wanted for her birthday, and she said, “Oh, just cake … and balloons …”

  243. My bil is giving his son a moped for his birthday. He is NOT wealthy by any stretch of the imagination. I asked him why he was getting him one; he said he “had to” because all his friends had them.

    Kid got a laptop for Christmas(after which he failed a few of his classes) and an iPhone for his last birthday.

    He’s turning 15.

    My kids don’t get shit for their b-days. We’ve got – like – a $50 limit that I sometimes break.

    Christmas isn’t much better.

    But, who needs so much STUFF?

  244. Rush didn’t work in wholesale distribution for 20 years.

    just sayin.

  245. I am getting R.A.D. the CUTEST little My Little Pony cupcake cake for the little one’s birthday

    Nice! Ask Ember Jr. if Uncle Brew is invited!

  246. I could use a cupcake right now …

  247. chocolate? here

  248. A carrotcake cupcake with cream cheese frosting.

    Chop Chop. Someone get on it.

    I’ll be over by the van.

    Avoiding PA’s wet spot.

  249. going to watch a movie with the fam… bye everyone have a good night

  250. Is that all you got, Dave?

    I know you’re holding out on me.

  251. A carrotcake cupcake with cream cheese frosting.

    I think I’m in love. . .

  252. Ember Jr. is inviting anyone she sees, including random people on the street, in the park, or at the store. Uncle Brew is definitely invited. ;)

  253. I got sprinkles.

  254. SPRINHKLES!

    I love sprinkles. Don’t judge me.

  255. ‘Sup, haters?

  256. They are not sprinkles, they’re jimmies!

  257. I love it when a post that has been in my head all week finally starts to come together.

    *pours a Val-U-Rite for Sean, just because*

  258. A carrotcake cupcake with cream cheese frosting.
    I think I’m in love. . .

    With my cupcake? BACK, YOU BEAST. It’s MINE.

  259. everybody likes sprinkles.

  260. Avoiding PA’s MCPO’s wet spot.

    FTFY&MCPO

  261. Car in? Where does Bobby go when he gets caught peddling his BS?

  262. PA – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  263. Okay, so since last October, the only new (consistent) Hostages are Ember and me. So, Pro-biotic, stick with us.

  264. Chicken coop pics on my blog

  265. Did Bob ever come back with his proofs?

  266. I dun’t know BiW. He just … disappears. Then pretends that I’ve censored him.

  267. Hotspurt – Being regular doesn’t make you consistent. Just sayin’

  268. No. Never.

  269. I love it when a post that has been in my head all week finally starts to come together.

    *pours a Val-U-Rite for Sean, just because*

    Huh, BiW just did something nice for me. Hell just experienced the mother of all cold snaps.

  270. Peej better go and look at my coop. Where the hell is she?

  271. Hotspurt, not ‘quite’ accurate, but close enough for government work.

    Somebody with the ‘keys’ to this goat-fuck could change the caption on my POL pic to ‘ChrisP & Anita P’, ’cause that’s who is in it.

    Happy Anniversary to Roamy & Jeff!

  272. Huh, BiW just did something nice for me. Hell just experienced the mother of all cold snaps.

    The least I could do. Can you believe that they were just gonna throw these urine sample cups away? I mean, how wasteful is that?

  273. Hotspurt – Being regular doesn’t make you consistent. Just sayin’

    Luckily, I do not have to worry about that.

    I shit on a regular clock.

  274. Hey, free vodka is free vodka.

  275. I shit on a regular clock.

    And I shit over a toilet. Its the differences that make this country great.

  276. I shit on a regular clock.

    I shit in a toilet, but what you do to sell videos to German perverts is your business.

  277. Hey, free vodka is free vodka.

    True. And it probably sterized the glass anyway.

  278. Sorry, Chrisp, you are correct. And we expectvyou and your better half at the next meat up.

  279. Beat me to it, BiW. I’ve gotta learn to type faster.

  280. It’s too hot to eat. Does raw green beans count as dinner?

  281. I’m thinking ’bout when I was a sailor. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiDOkRJ1w20

  282. Honey, raw green beans was dinner for many a Civil War soldier, so yes, it counts.

  283. Does raw green beans count as dinner?

    Yes.

  284. Hotspur,
    She is, indeed ‘my better half’, and we would like to be there if we could. Perhaps someday soon. Sounds/looks like you folks had a blast. That nobody was seriously injured or arrested (not even wiser!!!) is very cool!
    Thanks to all for sharing!

  285. It’s too hot to eat. Does raw green beans count as dinner?

    Add some cold RC and a moon pie, and you sewed it up, my love.

  286. Sorry, Chrisp, you are correct. And we expectvyou and your better half at the next meat up.

    maybe he’ll fit in my carry-on when I go to Texas in October…

  287. Is pro real? I thought that was a sock puppet

  288. “Add some cold RC and a moon pie, and you sewed it up, my love.”

    We have cherry RC in the fridge, taunting me in the middle of my no-soda diet.

    Oh. Wait. It’s Friday! Friday is my splurge-on-drinking-a-can-of-soda day! Hooray!

  289. Chrisp, I think you have one or two years on me, but Airdale has the distinction of being GrumpyButt. So if we Meat Up we’ll just laugh at him and fade into the shadows. That’s how I survived Ct.

  290. A CAN of soda?

    Dear thing, RC should only be consumed from the bottle.

  291. Vmax, I know you’ve gotten antibiotics, but please pay attention to your wounds anyway.

    I’m remembering a friend who got his hand badly bitten/torn by a dog and got stitched up at the hospital. A day later he had a thin black track growing its way up his forearm. He ended up hospitalized for quite a while, fighting off a general blood infection.

    Pay attention. You see any dark line like that, or any other mark that looks kind of like a flame and grows, please, please, immediately hie thee to the ER ASAP. Please.

  292. Or rub some dirt on it, Vmax. That’ll work also.

  293. SoHoS – Pro is real. She is PJM’s cousin that we met in CT.

  294. Cherry RC?

    *whine*

    Can’t get it around here. My hometown had Coke, Pepsi, and RC bottling plants. The competition was fierce when I was a kid.

  295. Sohos, pro is PJ’s cousin. I spent all day Sunday with her and Cameron Diaz. They are awesome wimminz. Marine wives, and funnier than the time I stuck my foot out and tripped Wiser’s mom.

  296. pro-biotic, your misdiagnosis and all the misery you went through on account of that was teh goatse suck.

  297. Cherry RC is awesome.

    I haven’t ever had RC from a can.

  298. You still around Ca Rin?

    Count me in for the Michigan meetup.

    Preview: http://tinyurl.com/2vdykey

  299. From a bottle, rather. *blink*

  300. yeah she spent the whole weekend in my room I just didnt know that was her

  301. I’m going to bed good night all

  302. We had the highest Heat Index in the entrie country here today. Despite that, I went fishing for about 1 1/2 hours after dinner. For some reason, it felt like the humidity had dropped a bit, and as the sun started going down on a blue sky evening, the temperature actually got downright pleasant, relatively speaking. I only caught one fish – on one of my earliest casts, a 3 1/2-4 lb bass. So good on quality if not on quantity. And as I told Chief earlier on this thread, I didn’t think of our communist in chief one time while I was there!

  303. It’s very hard to find in a bottle, Sky.

    but that just makes it taste that much better.

  304. Ember, I am so glad you are settling in. You are a total Trooper. (That is intended as a complimebt.)

  305. Count me in for the Michigan meetup.

    Preview: http://tinyurl.com/2vdykey

    Whitest. People. EVAR.

  306. hey brad, I found some video of that F18 crash, posted over at AoS

  307. And as I told Chief earlier on this thread, I didn’t think of our communist in chief one time while I was there!

    That’s why I golf. When I golf, all I can think about is golf.

  308. *raises the roof*

    *oppresses darkies*

  309. I am NOT wearing a pink snuggie. . . unless Wiserbud does too!

  310. I don’t think MCPO kissed me last week.

    can’t recall

  311. spankings! no one told me goodnight ^pulls out who to kill first list^

  312. DaveinTejas – I did kiss you. You averred when I tried to nibble on your ear.

  313. I saw that, Dave. I’m trying to steal it right now.

  314. Sohita – Buenas noches, mi amor!

  315. Okay, peoples, hooking up phone to tv to watch movie.

    Nighty.

    Love you guys.

  316. How far are you from Rancho Cucamonga Sean?

    I may be coming out there for some training. They are trying to send me to Lancaster PA for the same class but I’m holding out for Cali.

  317. Pupster – Lancaster is only an hour away!!

  318. Sorry Sohos. Let me make it up to you.

    *snaps fingers at Russian guy in suit*

    http://tinyurl.com/389mm8a

  319. >> You averred when I tried to nibble on your ear.

    That was wrong of me.

    *tackles Sohos, not as good as last week tho

  320. You still around Ca Rin?
    Count me in for the Michigan meetup.
    Preview: http://tinyurl.com/2vdykey

    Ha ha ha!! That is SO going to happen.

  321. *waits patiently for Sean’s answer while avoiding eye contract with MCPO*

  322. Love you right back Hotspur.

    Love all you goofy freaks.

    *sigh*

  323. If you make it to RC, I should be available to meet you, Puppy. I’ll even let you buy me a beer.

  324. brad I emailed you the embed code. Ignore the first one, that’s fucked up.

  325. So, an hour away from Lancaster Chief? Cool.

  326. >> Love all you goofy freaks.

    Who you callin a goofy freak? Huh? Huh?

    oh.

    I miss you too.

  327. Thank you Laura

    and Xbad

  328. Hahahahahaha. Fake Spencer Ackerman FaceTwitch win!

    @frackerman listening to “Annie Lennox – Walking On Broken Glass” ♫ http://blip.fm/~tx34n

  329. LauraW is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

    LauraW is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

    LauraW is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

    LauraW is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

  330. Vmax, do you have pain meds?

    I would hate to think you were hurtin.

    can you spare a couple?

  331. Sure Dave,
    I have been skipping all but taking a few before bed.

    How many you need?

  332. Vmax,

    I hope you are feeling better, how are the puppehs getting along now?

  333. lauraw, you’ll love this: http://bit.ly/aL6GbY

    Now make me a sammich

  334. vmax, 37.

    Thanks

  335. Pups, shoot me an email with your itinerary, we’ll find a time to meet, drink and look for .gifs.

  336. Andy also gets my stuff! Good on ya, Andy!

  337. Did anyone read The Pillars of the Earth?

    Yes. Awesome book.

    World Without End is in my luggage right now. Haven’t started it yet, but Cathy says it is just as good.

  338. Pups,
    I stepped outside to get something out of my truck yesterday, and Zeke and Bear were going at it again.

    Bear is alpha now and Zeke does not like it much. He is keeping his distance from Bear though.

  339. Andy also gets my stuff! Good on ya, Andy!

    You ever see the remake? Me neither.

  340. LauraW is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

    *crawls deeply into pile of shoes on closet floor and collapses, hyperventilating*

  341. >> Did anyone read The Pillars of the Earth?

    Yes, years ago. Good read.

    Coincidentally I saw “Becket” for the first time about the same time I read Pillars.

  342. >> LauraW is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

    Yeah, she’s ok I guess.

  343. What the hell?

  344. Dammit, Pups, answer me!

  345. *checks flights to Harrisburg*

  346. scott, 9am?

  347. Eugenie Rose Chaney: Maryland is a beautiful state.
    Bennett Marco: This is Delaware

  348. ayup.

  349. That’s tough V. Did you ditch Princess or is she still there?

  350. ‘k.

    You got Andy’s info?

  351. >> You got Andy’s info?

    I found a copy of the restraining order. Need that?

  352. I found a copy of the restraining order. Need that?

    I was asking to make sure we had enough money with us to bail him out.

  353. Andy?

  354. Chief, why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

  355. Xbad…the training is in August and right now is tentative. I can get it in Lancaster PA or try to convince my bosses to send me to RC instead.

    It is still up in the air.

  356. World Without End is in my luggage right now. Haven’t started it yet, but Cathy says it is just as good.

    It’s a good read. In some ways, very similar to “Pillars,” but still worth the time.

  357. Hahahaha. That restraining order was for Texas.

  358. I remember… I remember. I can see that Chinese cat standing there and smiling like Fu Manchu saying: The Queen of Diamonds is reminiscent in many ways of Raymond’s dearly loved and hated mother… and is the second key to clear the mechanism for any other assignment

  359. It’s not that Raymond Shaw is hard to like. He’s impossible to like!

  360. What I thought of when I saw Dave’s video of the pilot ejecting:

    http://tinyurl.com/3x9qfzb

  361. Andy?

    Lunch?

  362. ooooo.. the #t tag

    Well done homo.

  363. Wiserbud – How is the lovely and vivacious Wiserbride this evening.

  364. Love that movie. Andie McDowell is teh rowwwrrr.

  365. Wiserbud – How is the lovely and vivacious Wiserbride this evening.

    sleeping.

    She had a really stressful week.

  366. Well done homo.

    Your affirmation means so much to me.

  367. She had a really stressful week.

    * leaves low-hanging fruit for xbrad *

  368. She had a really stressful week.

    She really got tired of listening to my apologies around Thursday…..

  369. Hahahahaha

    Seppuku

  370. She really got tired of listening to my apologies around Thursday…..

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  371. “but some people though the whole monkey thing was funny……”

  372. Wiser – It was funny for the first hour and a half. . .

  373. >> She had a really stressful week.

    Well crap.

    Please give her my regards. It was awesome to see you both last week.

    Especially her.

  374. Wiser – It was funny for the first hour and a half. . .

    you obviously were not drinking enough….

  375. Wiser – It was funny for the first hour and a half. . .

    You actually can say that here, home of the BANGLAR WHATEVERTHEFUCK!!!?

  376. It was awesome to see you both last week.

    Hard to believe it was only a week ago…

  377. should you smoke while you’re bleaching your teefes?

  378. MCPO,
    Stop that!!
    LauraW is NOT the Manchurian Hostage! Why she is:
    LauraW is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

    And don’t you forget it!

  379. should you smoke while you’re bleaching your teefes?

    sounds like your using too much bleach.

  380. She is nice.

  381. I can’t taste it past the marlboros and the vodka.

  382. should you smoke while you’re bleaching your teefes?

    I don’t think Clorox is flammable. You should be o.k.

  383. *FOOP*

    aww fuck.

  384. should you smoke while you’re bleaching your teefes?

    As long as you don’t open the washing machine until after the rinse cycle, you should be fine.

  385. *FOOP*</iI

    oops. too late.

  386. How far are you from Rancho Cucamonga Sean?

    I may be coming out there for some training. They are trying to send me to Lancaster PA for the same class but I’m holding out for Cali.

    I don’t know if you’re still here, Pups, but that’s within driving distance from me. Though, if you want to meat up for alcoholic beverages, I’d suggest going halfway in someplace like Ontario.

  387. I bet my eyebrows grow back before the oct gig.

    *I hope

  388. I decided to keep her Pups.

    I think Zeke is nervous cause Chester is gone and Cissy is here. It has upset his world.

    Not to mention laid back Bear is kicking his ass.

  389. Clintbird, are you here? My chat in FaceBanglarBoobs is broken and won’t open to let me talk to anyone.

  390. I bet my eyebrows grow back before the oct gig.

    If they don’t, just start practicing some early-70s Bowie.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueUOTImKp0k

  391. There is a retired teacher that lives across the street from me. Zero enrollment, zero minimums and zero co-pays

    Oh yeah, not only do our retired teachers get that, but so do our (not retired), lunch ladies and hall monitors.

    One air-head hall monitor was SHOCKED that we had to pay for our health insurance. “Wow, I can’ t believe you pay that much. I don’t pay a dime.”

    GAHHH…that’s ’cause I’m paying for yours, you f*cking twit!!!

    Meh…all them stories above are depressing.

  392. SeanM – Good musical choice, and I had not seen that video before.

  393. Beasn – Your update for this poat rocked!

  394. Thank you Handsomeface.

    I just knew rosetta would love it too!

    *hands MCPO protection for any sort of surprise death attack from poodle-boy*

  395. SeanM – Good musical choice, and I had not seen that video before.

    David Bowie is one of my favorites. I met my best friend on the same day I bought a copy of “Let’s Dance.”

  396. Okay, bedtime! Lots of cakes to finish tomorrow and we’re down to two decorators and one in training, who is as helpful as an ass-boil.

    Sweet dreams all.

  397. Beasn – He don’t scare me. One word from his lovely wife and he heels like a poodle.

    See what I did there?

  398. HA!!

    A pink poodle.

  399. Hahahahahaha

    Best new header pic evar!

  400. Okay, bedtime! Lots of cakes to finish tomorrow and we’re down to two decorators and one in training, who is as helpful as an ass-boil.

    At least an ass-boil keeps you on your feet. I’m just saying is all.

  401. ‘K, I’m going to bed. All y’all have a good night!

  402. *smoffin over teefm thngs

  403. what the heck? You guys can’t go to bed?

    I’m tired from moving all day.

    Who’s going to rub my feet?

  404. I will PJM!

  405. I’m nitey nite

  406. oh sure gimpy, how’re you gonna rub my feet?

  407. I am only missing 1/2 of a thumb!

    You think that would stop me?

  408. He’s got one of those electric car polisher thingess, PJM, that’s how.

  409. oh, the car polisher thing might just work

    OK GO!!!

    seriously though, how’re you doing vmax? And don’t you know better than to get between two fighting dogs?

    I spent the day keeping my nephew of carbs. When he has carbs, he crashes and then he craves alcohol which makes him then crave meth.

    All weird, but I kept his butt busy today and out of trouble. It feels good. The NA meeting also helped.

    Speaking of all that crap, what exactly did you do with your shrink degree clintbird? Are you using us hostages as a case study?

  410. Nah, I mostly wasted my degree, instead picking a life dedicated to making wimmens laugh and men cry.

  411. I am on antibiotics, so no drinks. Other than a bowl of ice cream on Tuesday, I have been staying away from carbs, or carburetors or something like that

  412. And actually, it wasn’t a shrink degree … just sociology/psychology. I took that because I enjoyed both subjects … hadn’t a clue what I would do with such a degree.
    After I stumbled into sale I think psychology knowledge probably helped make selling a bit easier for me than some. And after I got into marketing/advertising management, I know darn well it did. My degree also proved useful when I moved into career training/development stategy type stuff too.

  413. 10 indians.

  414. An appropriate story for this thread as it winds down:
    http://www.thefoxnation.com/breasts/2010/07/22/researchers-women-s-breasts-getting-bigger

  415. Vmax, I hope you heal quickly.
    PJM, I hope your move goes well.
    Now must sleep.
    Goodnight, Hostage Tribe.

  416. Do you need help PG? Or do you have them right where you want them?

    Thanks Clint

  417. After I stumbled into sale I think psychology knowledge probably helped make selling a bit easier for me than some. And after I got into marketing/advertising management,

    That I believe. I swear to you people buy from PJD because they don’t want to disappoint him. He’s not a slimy salesman or anything, it’s just weird.

    I hope you get better vmax. Sounds like it’s no fun. You’re a good man.

  418. 10 indians.

    I’m jealous.

    Do you need help PG? Or do you have them right where you want them?

    That was clever! Must be all the painkillers you’re on. ;)

  419. You know it is not because I am funny, it must be the painkillers!

  420. Good night all.

    Maybe I will leave my thumb unwrapped tonight. It is not oozing.

  421. http://i.imgur.com/Eksfr.jpg

  422. Man, I was just watching Watchmen, and I had forgotten what a good job they did of turning that into a movie.

  423. New Poat.


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