Hello stupid. Welcome to Big Boob Friday. I just returned from a little vacation in San Diego. Hahahaha. FUN!
L to R: you, me
Baby Please Don’t Go.
Today’s theme is the importance of teamwork and cooperation. Please pay attention so that you may learn something today, Friday, July 9th, 2010.
Here Milena Velba and her friend look for a lost contact lens.
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Here Lorna Morgan checks her friend Ines Cudna’s heart rate.
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And here you see Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder sharing body heat in order to keep warm.
Teamwork: Women touching each others boobs is awesome.
The following material will all be on the final. On this day…
* in 1819, the guy who invented the sewing machine, Elias Howe, was born in Spencer, Massachusetts.
* in 1850, President number twelve, Zachary Taylor, died in the White House after serving sixteen months. Pussy.
* in 1932, mean guy Donald Rumsfeld was born.
* in 1938, actor Brian Dennehy was born in Bridgeport, Connecticut.
* in 1939, badass actor Richard Roundtree was born in New Rochelle. New York.
* in 1943, AC/DC‘s original lead singer Bon Scott was born. R.I.P. Bon Scott.
* in 1947, liar and murderer OJ Simpson was born.
* in 1956, Tom Hanks was born in Concord, California.
* in 1957, the discovery of element 102 (Nobelium) was announced.
* in 1976, actor Fred Savage was born.
* in 1978, 100,000 demonstrators marched on Washington in support of the Equal Rights Amendment.
Have a good weekend, iceholes. For those of you attending the Connecticut meat next weekend, you have seven days to get your final affairs in order.
You should also prepare your liver by drinking 17 bottles of Jägermeister between now and next Friday.
And remember, reach for the moon…even if you miss, at least you’ll be among the stars you fucking douchebag.
CHEERS!
Here Kerry Marie and Linsey Dawn McKenzie count to four.
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BANGLAR WIN!!!
I have some work to do but I’ll be back in a couple of hours with cold beer to call you names and make fun of your physical deformities.
BOOOOOOO!!!
This poat sucks banglar’s ass.
Wow. Fred Savage sure looks a lot different than I remember him
Uh, Rosie, howz about emailing me the links where you found the BBF pics.
For research purposes, of course.
RUN, LINSEY!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! KERRY MARIE HAS THAT “HUNGRY” LOOK IN HER EYES!!!!
And no one has seen Linsey since that photo was taken…..
mcpo that’s a big maybe. I maybe checking into the hotel and and freshening up from flying across the country during that time. So….maybe
Lindsey has a pretty face
heh heh heh.
Redmass tool has gone off the deep end:
Newsflash .. (0.00 / 0)
If you think corporations give a squat about consumers then you are sadly mistaken. Why then do they invest in “solutions” that guarantee that their products will fail in some predictable timeframe when longer lasting products could be built cheaper?
The corporations only interest in the consumer is in their ability to manipulate the consumers purchasing habits, making them feel the need to buy their product reagrdless of what level of false or misleading advertising is required.
Asides from that all corporate motivation is driven by the need for an exponential and never ending growth in profit.
Unfortunatly for the corporation their thought patterns have proven to be too short sighted to be practical. While seeking those never ending increasing profits they have chosen to destroy the purchasing power of the very consumers that they need to trick into buying their time bomb products.
Oh my … how many Hondas can those chinese workers buy with that generous salary? The corporation has kept the price oh so low just for them because they care oh so much about the consumer but now those consumers cant buy a single vehicle. Whatever is the caring capitalist to do?
HAHAHAHA!!! The Fred Savage links are awesome!
Damnit! SoHoS expects me to get lost on my own!!
No pillow fight?
I said MAYBE baby
No pillow fight?
Guess you should have come to AZ.
Here ya go, HS.
http://www.yikers.com/video_/girls_next_door_pillow_fight.html
is it me or is this afternoon just fucking crawling by
Ohai, bewbs ^ 2. Nice to make your acquaintance.
is it me or is this afternoon just fucking crawling by
Yes
Somebody should take some before and after pictures.
Friday evening first thing, and then again on Sunday morning.
sounds like a perfect job for you scott you are in charge of that
I would lose the camera by Sunday, and we know Dave’s wont be working.
I dont have one. Maybe Count will let me borrow his
I’m going to try to get away around 5AM Friday. I hope to be there around 5PM.
Hotspur – Taking I-80?
It’s just you.
I wish this day was crawling by. So much to do, so little time
UGH! I am so sleepy and I have to go out tonight.
Fucking Google Earth keeps routing me through Ohio. I want to go through Ontario.
I think that means 90 MCPO.
sweet I just got told I can leave in 15 awesome!
I can’t think of a good reason to go to Ohio.
Heh. The Red Mass swarm thread probably has more comments than all the other threads on the front page of that site combined.
what is the link to that?
http://www.redmassgroup.com/diary/9011/why-is-the-federal-government-spending-3m-on-bikesharing
Scott – Correct.
http://www.redmassgroup.com/diary/9011/why-is-the-federal-government-spending-3m-on-bikesharing
The Red Mass swarm thread probably has more comments
What’s funny is that it seems like a pretty conservative site. what the hell is nomad doing there?
Whatcha doing tonight sohos?
Big bike? HA HA
Okay, thank you Mapquest.
This is my route.
http://tinyurl.com/2cme55w
Big bike? HA HA
They’re just a front for Big Tire
Having a party for my bday at the swamp shack in kemah.
90 through NY is a real nice road, I think you pay close to $50 for the experience though.
13 hr drive?
So I’m reading this great response to nomad the jackhole and I realize it was written by our very own wiserbud
No idea. It is pretty conservative … for Massachusetts, I mean.
No, it will be closer to 11, Sohos.
13 hours if Chief were driving.
Oh man, you’re gonna have a blast sohos!
So I’m reading this great response
Really?
*checks thread again……
We are also going by boat. I am excited just very tired.
13 hours if Chief were driving.
Can you imagine how annoying that “click, click, click” of the blinker will get after hour 7?
>>They’re just a front for Big
TireWheelFIFY
Off for a quick trip to the beach. BBL
for Massachusetts, I mean.
So, nomad might be a Mass Conservative?
That explains a lot.
Can you imagine how annoying that “click, click, click” of the blinker will get after hour 7?
Or the wipers 30 minutes after the rain stops?
drive time!!!!!
Unserious person???
HAHAHA!
FIFY
I said what I meant.
Commie.
Or the wipers 30 minutes after the rain stops?
Or the sound of the horns blaring at you as you refuse to get out of the left lane?
If you guys have discussed this already I don’t know cuz I’m out and about, but it’s funny wiser
Bbl
It’s pretty hard to average 60 Hotspur. Every coffee break, pee stop, toll booth eats away at it.
HAHAHAHAHA!
You should talk to Herself about my speeds on the Interstates.
I’m thinking of going dancing tonight. We’ll see if I still feel like it in 2 hours.
Maybe I need to leave earlier. I don’t want to miss the kick-off.
Crap. About 10 years ago, McDonalds in the Chicago market had a great commercial showing some idiot driving with his blinker on.
I think mapquest changed something, I used to always beat their suggested times and now I don’t. Could be the van, it doesn’t feel safe over 70.
Gonna try like hell tomorrow, got a 15 hour drive and 4 stops along the way.
My car gets about 28 MPG on the highway, so that’s one gas stop. I’ll probably have to pee twice and eat once. So if I pee at the gas stop, and get something to eat there. I’ll only have to stop one more time. So two stops total.
This is the way I do the toll booths.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX4ZZqW790s
Hotspur, did you mean to post a link with a starting address? Don’t know how security concious you are about such things….
Also, you should consider staying on the Mass Pike to Rt 91, and taking that south, rather than getting off at Exit 3 and going through “rural” Mass.
Oh, that’s Leon’s address.
Oh, that’s Leon’s address.
Good move.
Also, you should consider staying on the Mass Pike to Rt 91, and taking that south, rather than getting off at Exit 3 and going through “rural” Mass.
Noted.
TY
AD is correct. Do not go that way, I just tried it on Monday to avoid rush hour traffic in Springfield. It sucks bad. It added 30 minutes.
Or you could just set yourself on fire, and ask the LifeFlite crew to drop you off in CT.
Drive time, taint lickers and sniffers. Have a good weekend – I will (playing the games with my dog in the park again – Yeah!).
Or you could just set yourself on fire
If he did that in the Springfield (MA) area, they would just use the fire to toast marshmellows.
90 to 91 south to exit 40 (rt 20 west)
2nd exit rt 75 or Ella Grasso Turnpike. You can see the party place from the end of the ramp.
One last tip hotspur, when changing lanes in Mass don’t look in your mirrors, use turn signals or look over your shoulder. They see it as a sign of weakness and will block you.
Just turn.
But, I have to drive through Hartford on 91???!?!?
I haven’t been on the east coast since 1984. And I’m OK with that.
PJ, take the kids to a movie:
http://tinyurl.com/26u6wgw
What the hell is this, H2 Maps and Goatse?
Hospital Fruit, anything fun happen around here this week while I was freezing my newts off in San Diego?
Who cried? Who pooped in their pants? Who choked to death on their own vomit?
ScottW, that’s pretty much the way I do it now.
Hartford isn’t usually too bad MCPO. During the worst of it you may lose 20 minutes or so. Waterbury is worse.
If you plan to arrive around 3 you should miss it all.
Dunno, Rosarita. I’ve been having access issues. How did you enjoy the earthquake?
Well, I’m pretty sure MCPO pooped his Depends, but you knew that already.
Who cried?
PJM
Who pooped in their pants?
Clintbird
Who choked to death on their own vomit?
Rutherford
How was San Diego with the Cleavers?
Scott, do I really have to do some weird loopy loop near Holyoke to go from 90 to 91?
What’d you do in San Diego rosie? Where’d you go? Alpine?
I can’t believe Rosie went to SD and didn’t even try to carve out an hour or two for PJ. He’s missing out.
They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
Yeah, its a little weird.
I’ll see Rosie in CT.
Yeah,
its a little weirdRosetta is as queer as a three dollar bill.Rosie didn’t say who he was on vacation with, did he??
Rosie tried, but I’m just too busy.
I had to deny him
I wish I’d said that instead MCPO
PJM – See? Patience will be rewarded.
*waves*
Drive-by “hello”. I’ll try to come back later to play. Nice bewbs today, Hosetta!
I’ll be on the ground in CT one week from right now!!11ty!
L to R: PJ, Rosetta
http://tinyurl.com/3xddsw3
**waves to Cyn**
Which night are the Hostagettez having the wet tee shirt contest?
Hotspur – That would be Saturday night.
“Rosie didn’t say who he was on vacation with, did he??”
Parents I think… he described them as the Cleavers, no cussing, smoking or drinking.
How did you enjoy the earthquake?
It was pretty lame where we were. Disappointingly the earth didn’t open up and swallow people.
pajama dongface, we stayed is a sweet, sweet pad outside of Vista. The only time we went anywhere was to dinner in Oceanside.
We stayed downtown San Diego on Sunday night. Downtown San Diego has more bums than Hotspur has venereal diseases.
Dirty, smelly bums.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Leave my venereal diseases out of this. Like your pot belly, I have a lot of money invested in them.
Dongface????
Dongface????
You saying PJM looks like Dong Gun??
http://tinyurl.com/23agum9
BANGLAR DONGFACE!
Who cried?
PJM
Who pooped in their pants?
Clintbird
Who choked to death on their own vomit?
Rutherford
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Downtown San Diego has more bums than Hotspur has venereal diseases.
Dirty, smelly bums.
Well, at least you got to see xBrad.
Dongface????
It’s time for a new nickname, PD.
What’s up with the Jawa? Looks like somebody hacked the blog.
pajama dongface, when I meet you in CT will you give me a piggyback ride?
Rosetta, are you staying at the DoubleChimp?
*Flings skid marked undershorts at MCPO for being a tattletale.*
Looks like we have another one for the Hostages Yearbook:
http://tinyurl.com/26378bn
I’ll assume Jewstin was her prom date.
Rosetta, are you staying at the DoubleChimp?
Hahahahahahahaha. Yes.
BANGLAR DOUBLECHIMP!!!
You?
Probably the only pearl necklace Rachel’s ever had.
Heh.
Same.
OK, just so we don’t have to go through this for the 14932nd time: MCPO IS THE ONLY ONE NOT STAYING AT THE FUCKING DOUBLECHIMP!!!*
*thisdoesnotincludeBatman&Cathybecausemichaelthinksanythinglessthan
aHiltonHotelisacrackhouse
What the hey is that thing on her neck, MCPO? Above the PN.
I feel sorry for any senior citizens or people with kids staying at the DoubleChimp next weekend.
Clint – the same mole/birthmark she has now.
Who are the moron (non-hostages) that will be there. i heard NiceDeb was tring to get Demure Jen to come.
Who else?
MCPO, where are you staying next weekend?
http://tinyurl.com/278pmuu
Nice Deb is going??
I dinnit know that! Excellent.
And I don’t know who Demure Jen is.
I think everyone from here is staying at the DoubleChimp with the exception of MCPO and the CT residents.
Rosetta -WOW! That place is a lot nicer than where Herself and I live now. . .
http://tinyurl.com/254qywm
Hotspurt – DPUD is going.
IIRC, Demure Jen has bewbs.
Temple of Jennifer
http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/
She’s a fucking blast.
I think everyone from here is staying at the DoubleChimp with the exception of MCPO and the CT residents.
Fuck you, you sequential hermaphrodite!
Hahahahaha. MCPO, is your hotel near the festivities?
And are there plans for Friday night yet?
IIRC, Demure Jen has bewbs.
That, I cannot affirm or deny.
But she has awesome collar bones.
Rosie – Only 32 miles away. Scott refers to it as, “a brisk walk”.
IIRC, everyone is meeting up around 6 – 6:30 in the sports bar at your hotel.
I know the Temple of Jennifer. She linked some post of mine once I think.
She’s obviously hot and awesome and kick ass.
Oh, and DinT talked me into picking up PJM at the airport. . . at 7:30!!!
IIRC, everyone is meeting up around 6 – 6:30 in the sports bar at your hotel.
Well that works out well. I hope it’s a big fucking sports bar.
MCPO was BEGGING to pick me up. He thinks I carry sammiches and juiceboxes in my purse
Oh, and DinT talked me into picking up PJM at the airport. . . at 7:30!!!
Who the hell listens to Dave? And why’s she flying in so late?
Stupid dongface!!
Slublog, Elizabeth and Mortis, Tom M, Daryl T, Jennybea, Jackstraw (maybe)
Bread, how would you like for me to greet you when we meet?
*clenches fist
You call me dongface again and there’s gonna be trouble!!
I can’t think of what kind of trouble, but mark my words, by next october I’ll think of something!
Hahahahahahaha. What the hell? Dongface is a fun name.
He thinks I carry sammiches and juiceboxes in my purse
You don’t??? W – T – F??!?
“Bread, how would you like for me to greet you when we meet?”
If you bow, kiss my hand and generally worship the ground I walk on, we’ll get along smashingly
Stick your nose in her crotch like a dog.
Why won’t this site fully load??????
Who has been playing around in the dashboard? Don’t make me dust for fingerprints!!
BANGLAR CT MEAT-UP!!!
Rosetta on Sunday morning: http://tinyurl.com/6xpojt
If you bow, kiss my hand and generally worship the ground I walk on, we’ll get along smashingly
Stick your nose in her crotch like a dog.
Those are both good suggestions.
Or what b/rad says
HA! http://i.imgur.com/DxeK4.png
MCPO on Sunday morning: http://tinyurl.com/2eyaxzf
Hahahahaha
*MCPO floats idea of everyone chipping in for PJM’s bus ticket from the airport.*
BANGLAR CT MEAT-UP!!!
BrewFan on the following Wednesday morning:
http://tinyurl.com/ydjbauh
Scott – At least 5 chicks who live with their moms and sew their own clothes will respond to that ad.
Brew, are you going?
CT Meat Up Pre Picture. L to R: Cyn, lauraw, PJ, BrewFan, sohos, Cathy
Oops!
http://tinyurl.com/29dte5k
Brew – I hadn’t planned on wearing socks, but yeah, that will work.
I’m just trying to earn some Marriott points for our next vacation.
Does Brad know this?
Yes, Hotspur. I am going.
Michael, thank you in advance for buying all my drinks next weekend.
Theme for Friday Night get together: Make a Hostage Your Bitch Night
*does that thing where I point at my eyes with my fore and middle fingers and then point them at Rosetta*
Awesome, Brew. I think I asked you this before.
Anyway, this is going to be epic.
Someone may pull a Dave and just show up like Mare, or Car in who is about 45 minutes away.
Michael, thank you in advance for buying
all myeveryone’s drinks next weekend.FTFM
I wonder if Daryl is bringing Steve the pirate?
I feel bad for the gaylords that aren’t going next weekend.
If I wasn’t going I would be sick of you assholes talking about it all the time.
Also, here’s a picture of BrewFan meeting MCPO and Michael.
http://tinyurl.com/myf8kq
I miss Mare. Where is my stinky prom date?
She doesn’t write, she doesn’t call….
Notice how uncomfortable I look with Brew shoving his nose that far up Michael’s ass? I might be an ass-kisser, but I ain’t no brown-noser!
Also, here’s a picture of BrewFan meeting MCPO and Michael
I didn’t know brewfan wore a collar.
Notice how uncomfortable I look with Brew shoving his nose that far up Michael’s ass?
Hahahahahaha.
She doesn’t write, she doesn’t call….
Speak for yourself, Whiteman.
If I wasn’t going I would be sick of you assholes talking about it all the time.
This is true. I am not going to say another word about it. We can all imagine what Rosetta is going to look like sometime next weekend (http://tinyurl.com/28rsso7) so we don’t need to be blabbing on about it.
So MCPO isn’t uncomfortable because Brew shoves his nose up Michael’s ass. It’s a matter of how far.
I didn’t know brewfan wore a collar.
HAR! Everyone knows who BrewFan is in that picture.
Fetch teh gerbil.
xBrad – Everything in life is a matter of degree. Think about it. . . you giving head to one crack dealer to pay him? Uncomfortable, but not suicide worthy. You giving head to 7 crack dealers at the same time. . .
what Rosetta is going to look like sometime next weekend (http://tinyurl.com/28rsso7)
Worst party ever.
Going to play Halo – BBL
Scott and Laura, if by chance you are having second thoughts about a Hostage meatup in your neighborhood…
Gonna head back to the casa. dunno when I’ll see you fucksticks again.
I hope no one is immolated in CT.
Home at last. Time to check the links.
I can’t think of a good reason to go to Ohio.
*cuts self*
Hi Dave!
http://tinyurl.com/23ylkve
Technically Hotspur, that is not considered a hug
http://iownimages.tumblr.com/post/789620343/youre-doing-it-wrong
Back from the beach.
Fog rolled in and dropped the temp. like a mofo. Add that to the cold Atlantic water and a child who would stay in past stage 1 hypothermia and you get …
BANGLAR SHRINKAGE!!!
Going to have some Friday fun in meat-sac land.
See you cool kids later.
Wow, Fred Savage has aged well, huh?
Hey Pups.
http://tinyurl.com/2wn3bto
“If I wasn’t going I would be sick of you assholes talking about it all the time.”
*nods head up and down. Repeats.
And that’s not Brian Dennehy. This is Brian Dennehy:
http://is.gd/dmbU1
Hey lady! Hey lady! Whachoo doing?
http://tinyurl.com/2fapjlx
Hey I didn’t say shit about CT.
But one week from tonight there will be epic awesomeness.
Hi PattyAnn!
*gentle squeeze*
http://tinyurl.com/2vfk3xl
This place is deader than that spot in the Long Island Sound that Dave fell into last year. Everybody pre-gaming their livers for next weekend?
Just playing possum Andy.
http://tinyurl.com/yjptfxz
Everybody pre-gaming their livers for next weekend?
I’ve made an appointment at the Betty Ford Clinic for July 19th
Hi Y’all!
I just wish I was going to be able to make the Friday evening festivities. I have way too much of a pro liver for Saturday only.
Yo, Brewdog!
http://tinyurl.com/3xdz8pp
Hi V.
Did you have a nice 4th of July?
http://tinyurl.com/yl46bnm
Good evening, bags of douche.
Hi Sean.
http://tinyurl.com/yz5sprx
PA, you are going to be missed.
Somebody LiveBlog next wknd so those of us to broke to travel east of the 98th meridian can live vicariously through the rest of youse.
Scott, I think your new avatard has your old avatard beat by about 12 pts on a standard IQ test. The new guys BAC may be a touch higher as well.
If there’s a liveblog, I’m guessing there are going to be a lot of typos.
My Puppy Zeke was nervous about fireworks Pups
Hi PG.
Long time no talk.
Cigar in one hand, beer in the other … somebody else is gonna hafta do the liveblog.
One arm around a Hostagette, beer in the other … somebody else is gonna hafta do the liveblog.
PA, you are going to be missed.
Scott, you reeeaaally should consider attending the Texas meetup in October. PA will be there.
*Considers driving to Ct on Thursday*
*Looks at check book, fail*
Dayum!
Maybe October in Tx, it is about the same drive.
Heh:
http://tinyurl.com/2ccgr7g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVyC2YAmq6E
WOW! Those are really huge. . . earrings!
http://tinyurl.com/35texo5
Grey Beards?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luckyandwillow/4764413110/
I have the solution for our Washington, DC problem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s1MspmfEwg
Good night all!
That was a sweet hug, Pups.
Thanks, Scott. I’m going to miss being there, too. Come to Texas!
F-18
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vector1771/4772412619/in/photostream/
Comment by Vmaximus on July 9, 2010 9:30 pm
Hi PG.
Long time no talk.
Sorry vmax, had to step away from the pooter for a bit. Beer run, to be precise. One of us needs to quit working so long so we can spend more time fucking off on here. But I don’t see it on this end any time soon.
Where the hell are SeanM and PJM??
PattyAnn, if we all come to Texas will you be serving pie?
I will take pie orders. Maybe even fried pies, if you promise to be real good.
Somebody clicked on my Brian Dennehy link, didn’t you?
I ain no foo. I know Charles Napier.
“You’re gonna look pretty funny tryin to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin teeth!”
I ain no foo. I know Charles Napier.
His brother Jack was a bad, bad man.
“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
Charles Napier’s finest performance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNwvhVrjxnM&feature=related#t=4m0s
Jack Napier’s finest performance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldvkMUVE3O0&feature=related
Just got off the phone with Ember. She and Mr. Ember (who’s a funny mofo) are getting their new house set up, though they don’t yet have innertubes access yet.
Sean – Wonder why they don’t leech off the neighbor’s? That’s what all the folks around me do!
Son is sleeping at a friends house.
Daughter is sleeping at a friends house.
Wife is now sleeping, completely satisfied.
All in all, a good night.
You got some shrimp?
Did you cook it?
Did you cook it?
How many times do you think I’m gonna make that mistake?
Did you cook it?
Why would you cook it? Most fish like it raw.
>> How many times do you think I’m gonna make that mistake?
The fuck should I know? How many times you eat mushy shrimp before our last cookout at your place?
How many times you eat mushy shrimp before our last cookout at your place?
No one’s died yet.
No one’s died yet.
Well, that settles it then!
>> No one’s died yet.
You even saved my arm.
I shouldn’t be bitchy about shrimp. I’d have eaten them, and cramped up on the plane.
I’d have eaten them, and cramped up on the plane.
Cramping up would have been the least of your concerns on the plane.
Flying all the way from Hartford to Dallas in the men’s room would have been more likely.
You even saved my arm.
Everybody gets one.
So the department manager of the deli decided she needed to clean the floor in the freezer. Took a large bucket of soapy water in there and dumped it.
The freezer is about -6 degrees.
It took two other deli workers 2 hours to chip all of it up before they could get to the stuff they needed.
fin
they have men’s and women’s rooms on the planes?
what luxury airline is this?
So our assistant manager decides we need a department meeting. Mandatory.
I hear it is ten minutes of telling us what is expected of us in the bakery. (this gal just got the job and we are showing her the ropes on the rare occasion she blesses us with her presence).
Problem is, instead of holding such a short meeting when most are there and touching base with those that aren’t, she is demanding that it be held next weekday evening. Even if you already worked your shift and went home, even if it is your day off.
Several of the workers can barely afford the gas to get them to work as it is. Once again major disconnect and not give a shit for why the morale sucks ass — cutting of our hours and demanding more work is at the top of the list.
what luxury airline is this?
Who said you were ever getting on the plane?
Once again major disconnect and not give a shit for why the morale sucks ass — cutting of our hours and demanding more work is at the top of the list.
Trust me, I hear ya, sweetie.
PattyAnn, if we all come to Texas will you be serving pie?
If PattyAnn won’t, Cathy will.
They way to work this is to get Dave to ask Cathy to make your favorite pie. Then Cathy will do it.
I know, I know, my life is hell. Frickin’ Dave.
It took two other deli workers 2 hours to chip all of it up before they could get to the stuff they needed.
Sounds like someone’s in need of the perfect icebreaker……
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>> Who said you were ever getting on the plane?
KIDNAPPER
I would kill for a piece of Cathy’s pie.
KIDNAPPER
*snort
Yeah, like anyone would pay to get you back.
Well, maybe Cathy would…..
I know, I know, my life is hell. Frickin’ Dave.
That’s ’cause she loves him more.
HAHA! You kids crack me up! You’re a bunch of Crackers!
Imma calling it a night. *Hugs* Sweet Dreams!
Cathy would empty out Michael’s 401k to get me back.
Well, maybe Cathy would…..
Cathy is such a soft touch. Makin’ pies, makin’ Hostages shirts, loving everybody.
Kinda makes me gag sometimes.
beasn? Who knew you could sing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jGSiaDj_fw
Cyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Cyn, if I and Ms Clintbird ever tour down your way, can we sleep on your veranda?
In a week me an Cyn will be flyin to CT on the same airplane even.
Sorry, losers.
Everybody gets one.
We’ve got more than one guy here with an alter-ego?
My sister sent me an email. Tyra Banks is going to be in town tomorrow looking for America’s next top model.
The daughter has the height, has the build, and the pretty face, but misses the age limit by a month.
Damnit. I woulda been a good manager/body guard.
So I’m taking up fishing again after a loooonnnnnngggggggg layoff from the sport. Funny thing about passing time … seems like my close vision isn’t what it used to be, which makes tying on lures quite the adventure. Also, hooks are A LOT sharper than they used to be, and love to impale various and sundry body parts when your fumbling around and cannot always see clearly. So, it would seem to be a good idea to get a tetanus booster. Just sayin’
Fin.
Clint, just wait until you are 80. My FiL got a hook snagged in his forearm. Gave my husband the willies when he yanked it straight out. Didn’t care about no gaping holes or nothin’.
beasn? Tyra?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WgNX_–hI
Probably better that you don’t get anyone in your family involved in a reality teevee show, beasn.
I hooked a finger tonight and bleed like a throat stuck pig. It was quite amusing.
I don’t think he got himself a booster. He’s just an old farm boy. Probably rubbed some dirt in it.
The daughter has the height, has the build, and the pretty face, but misses the age limit by a month.
What is her phone number?
Cathy would empty out Michael’s 401k to get me back.
Cathy would empty out Michael’s 401k to make me a new shirt.
Big deal.
We’ve got more than one guy here with an alter-ego?
THANK YOU!!!!
I knew none of these other losers would get that.
Sean, it would never happen. My kid doesn’t have a mean bone in her body and wouldn’t do well with catty Miss Thangs. She would probably cry and I would have to beat them up.
Clint – HAHAHAHA….yeah, just like that. Beasnette can not wear heels. She tried and walked like she sat on a potato.
What is her phone number?
She’s probably way too old for you.
walked like she sat on a potato.
You know Rosetta?
What is her phone number?
1-800-DIE-PERV
Best Geico commercial yet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlWddAXSRA
You know Rosetta?
Well, he leaves them all over the place.
She’s probably way too old for you.
Yeah, well, same thing with your daughter, Wiser. She’s probably legal by now.
1-800-DIE-PERV
You sure you can’t make it to CT?
THANK YOU!!!!
I knew none of these other losers would get that.
Your secret is safe with me.
Wiser, I know a few people, who know a few people, that know how to disappear bodies.
by this time in one week I’m gonna be glad I don’t have to drive home.
The Lincoln Geigo commercial is pretty good, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdy3orO6tQA
I haven’t seen that aired around here at all. Just online.
Can’t get the time off for CT. Ya’ll should fly to MO.
by this time in one week I’m gonna be glad I don’t have to drive home.
And I am gonna be so happy to be driven home by my sober, but really angry designated driver.
She’s probably legal by now.
Yup. Just hit 16 yesterday.
I’m guessing your “present” for her got waylaid by the local police.
Can’t get the time off for CT. Ya’ll should fly to MO.
Ya know, I just might take you up on that soon.
The Lincoln Geigo commercial is pretty good, too.
Yeah, that one cracked me up. Made the bride smile even.
>> And I am gonna be so happy to be driven home by my sober, but really angry designated driver.
Y’all should just crash in my room.
Bring earplugs.
Y’all should just crash in my room.
riiiiiiiiiight.
Let’s see…. I stay awake to make sure you don’t molest me or I stay awake to make sure you don’t molest wiserbride……..
Either way, I stay awake……..
Still, maybe better than that looooong drive home.
Iffin I was still employed, I would have booked a room.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!
My bed is beckoning me.
Goodnight gentlemen….and Michael.
My bed is beckoning me.
And me.
But, lo is me, I am so very far away….
>> Let’s see…. I stay awake to make sure you don’t molest me or I stay awake to make sure you don’t molest wiserbride……..
Fool’s errand.
AA says I can pack chloroform.
perfect BBF material
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2010/07/10/
AA says I can pack chloroform.
How, exactly, does one get someone placed on the terrorist watch list?
wheelchair, granny
Fucking disgraceful…
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/academic_freedom
howdy all
I am now single
You’re kidding, right?
(If not, when can I move in?)
Wakey wakey!
Jeezus, man, I ain’t been to sleep yet.
slacker!
Hey, if you haven’t been paying attention, I’m trying to woo shohooty, so feck off!
I am now single
What does that mean?
It’s a Sicilian message.
It means count sleeps with the fishes.
Oh no.
Damn. *hugs sohos
Sohos that is sad news to hear. Hugs to you.