The View From My Ass

Hey Asian Baby Jesus, what did you think about that last post? * Jack Straw, Swedish policeman. * Worst Parent Ever. * What the fuck is this shit. * Seventh in a series: “Cats Don’t Give a Fuck” * Meanwhile…at the next meatup… * * Hey, where’s MCPO?  What?  You let him go to the [...]

What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate

Funny how my views differ from the fuckleeched fuckheaded fuckponies in Washington. Funny how the repeated protests, marches, polls, and speeches telling the Beltway Class that We the People did not and still do not want what Obama and the Democrats are selling are ignored. Funny how repeated mentions that ignoring the will of the [...]

My favorite Saturday Morning things

Getting the remote… Reading the comics… Grabbing a bowl of cereal… And watching cartoons…anybody remember this one?

Friday Night Spooky Movies

A Hostages Entertainment Production (Okay, what it really is, is a faster post than the last one which was grasping for fuel as it tried to climb up even the most meager of hills … so don’t complain.)

Friday Night Letdown

Special Update! wiserbud makes a movie! [brewfan]

Big Booya Friday

Hello.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday, monkeys.  MJ!!  JUICEBOX!!  NOW!! I could play the guitar like this if I wanted to.  I just don’t want to. The BBF Research Department fucking LOVES the new Google Images search.  It seems to have been formatted specifically for finding new hot chicks for this esteemed page. Our lovely [...]

Where’s BBF (The Lament of Captain Placeholder)?

Waiting for BBF sucks, and the last poat was slow, so we need a place holder. Place holders suck, too, though. And so does this video, called “The Lament of Captain Placeholder.” Don’t watch it. I mean it. I told you. It sucked. It was like “Puff The Magic Dragon” meets Pirate Tron. Anyway, have [...]

I think I’ve found my next career!!

I want to work for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration!!! I was looking at the accuracy of the NOAA’s hurricanes predictions since 2002, wondering how their estimates and accuracy has changed over the last decade. They started out pretty  well, then were all over the place with their estimates between 2004 and 2007.  In [...]

Alvin Greene’s new campaign video

Previewed here first before anywhere else, including Reno!

New Poast. NOW WITH FUCKING JAM!!

That last post was slower than Tushar getting a green card. Meanwhile…at the idiot Westboro Baptist Church… * Will any singer ever be this cool again?  I doubt it. * I find your lack of diapering me disturbing.