Multi-cultural BBF: This is some diversity we can all get behind. Without further ado, let’s get on with the world tour of mams:
First up is one for Rosie (may he rest in peace). She comes to us from some tramp porn site without a name. She’s definitely the kind of girl your mom would want to meet – in rehab.
Next up, India. Come get your oriental spice:
And on we go…. Next stop, Hispanaville….
One more Latina for good measure:
Finally, some home-grown stock:
That’s all for this week. Keep both hands on the keyboard, and you’ll make it home safely.
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You forgot, “This Day in History” – BOOOOOO!!!
Car in,
Thanks for the information.
That’s the angle I have always thought they should take, market to artists, homesteaders, small businesses. Even give the homes away if someone is employed and willing to make improvements on it.
Berlin, Germany is a great example of how vibrant a city can be if you don’t tear shit down. Let the market take it’s course. Many of the old communist areas of E. Berlin are now filled with artists, small business, galleries, restaurants, because of the dirt cheap rent and real estate. It’s made the city one of the more vibrant, young, and exciting in Europe. Detroit could do the same if they had vision.
I can add that later. I’m home at lunch posting titties off my mother’s computer. I’ve got to close this up and get back to work. I thought the fat mams would hold you over, Chief.
Great job Jazz!
Who are the Latinas?
We need a Muslim BBF.
Uni – yes, but in Detroit you just can’t avoid tearing some stuff down. There is enough that is empty (but not dilapidated) that no one in their right mind would EVER occupy some of the shit they’re tearing down now.
I mean, we have houses that are almost completely burned out. No roof, only 75% of the walls left. No one is ever going to fix that up.
We need a Muslim BBF
I tried. Four pics returned, and you would not have been happy.
“I mean, we have houses that are almost completely burned out. No roof, only 75% of the walls left. No one is ever going to fix that up.”
Ah, that’s pretty bad.
Must agree with OhBambi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwd737mioM
Car in – Did you see the picture I posted for you on the last thread?
fuck this shit
I grabbed a bunch of these from http://www.dd-cups.com. I just went a-lookin’ for BB sites – They’re a dime a dozen. I didn’t think you’d want to look at any more pics out of Rosie’s nag stable again.
Ah, that’s pretty bad.
You have to see it to believe it. Seriously. Block after block of houses with holes blown in the sides from the inside, boarded up, burned properties…. It’s a surreal, dystopian place.
We should all become urban pioneers.
May 14th, 1878: Vaseline goes on the market. BBF coinkydink?
One of the interesting projects that Gary, IN took was an expedited condemnation program. The sooner they could get a property condemned, the sooner they could tear it down. Most of these places were abandoned and being used as crackhouses or for prostitution or other crime. They also tended to catch fire pretty often, which cost the city a shitpot of money for the fire department.
After they fast-tracked the condemnation, they formed a partnership with the local National Guard unit, which was an engineer company, and the engineers would do the actual demo of the properties. The city would then do the haul-away.
Gary was (and still is) still fucked up, but it was a MAJOR improvement.
You forgot, “This Day in History” – BOOOOOO!!!
I see MCPO is volunteering.
PJM – I am a critic. I do not create.
Hotspur, did you do the new header at the book club blog?
hahahaha, I laughed. that was great!
PJM – I am a critic. I do not create.
Oh, so you’re like Roger Ebert.
useless
SPACE PEN!!!
Did they send more space pens up on the shuttle today?
Those things are so cool.
PJM – I am a critic. I do not create.
Oh, so you’re like Roger Ebert.
useless
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”
YAY!!
Geoff got to see the shuttle launch!
Yeah, that was me. I thought we would put up a relevant image for each book while we’re reading it.
The “Pretending We’re Intellectual”
is what cracked me up
i have to pack today. I have to pack today. I have to pack today
A connecting principle
Linked to the invisible
Almost imperceptible
Something inexpressible
Science insusceptible
Logic so inflexible
Causally connectable
Yet nothing is invincible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMBufJmTTSA&feature=related
On this day in history, MCPO first displayed his ability to be a critic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkz83VFEk1A#t=00m44s
I have to pack today
I thought it was Rosetta’s turn to get his shit packed?
The first BBF model looks retarded. I don’t think it’s right to exploit a person with a sub 80 IQ.
I don’t think it’s right to exploit a person with a sub 80 IQ.
WTF??!?!? We still let PJM post here, don’t we? How are we exploiting her?
The first BBF model looks retarded.
There’s a reason for that: She was dedicated to Rosie.
I signed a consent form wiser, did the first model?
Wiser – Every time I read some douchey film review I think of that scene.
I signed a consent form wiser, did the first model?
I’m still not convinced that will hold up in court…..
but I was sober this time?
“There’s a reason for that: She was dedicated to Rosie.”
I wondered why she was different from the others, fat and stupid looking.
is what cracked me up
I hoped you’d like it. We can’t take ourselves too seriously or the other hostages and hostagettes will try to wipe boogers on us.
PJM, are you talking about packing for a trip or a move? I thought you were moving in August.
I’m still not convinced that will hold up in court…..
Below 80 IQ is mentally incapacitated. The extent of allowable decisions for such a person is what color foundation garments he or she wants to wear, whether to use a bendable or non-bendable straw, and whether or not to chew tin foil. Any agreement entered into by an LIP is voidable (not void).
I wondered why she was different from the others, fat and stupid looking.
Preeee-cisely. It was a statement.
Oh – LIP = “legally incapacitated person”
Any agreement entered into by an LIP is voidable (not void).
Uh oh….
Okay, no more picking on PJM from now on, guys. Got it?
I’m sorry I didn’t carefully read your intro, Jazz.
Where is Rosetta today?
PJM, are you talking about packing for a trip or a move? I thought you were moving in August.
we’re moving in a month and a half now. My brother gave a month’s notice at my aunt’s house and now my cousin is expected to give notice.
PJD will be working this http://www.sdfair.com/ and I will pretty much be a widow that entire month, so I need to start packing now so it’s not too much for him to do when it comes time to move.
Oh, or xbrad.
Where is Rosetta today?
Starring in a donkey show in Tijuana today. I was going to go visit, but I like my head on my neck. weird, I know.
geoff isn’t answering my texts. Well, I hope he had a good view.
Packing is teh suck.
My IQ is closer to 180 than 80, you cretin.
My IQ is closer to 180 than 80, you cretin.
Measured in metric, maybe.
I’m sorry I didn’t carefully read your intro, Jazz
I don’t expect anyone to read what I say.
I did try to fill the subtext with dripping mare adoration, though.
Okay, no more picking on PJM from now on, guys. Got it?
I like pudding.
Joe Biden, through the eyes of the Soviet archives: http://tinyurl.com/3xa464l
We should all become urban pioneers.
The wife and I talked about a house in Detroit since it would be halfway for both of us now that she has a real job at SANGB.
Then we laughed and laughed.
I like pudding.
must….resist…..
“I did try to fill the subtext with dripping mare adoration, though.”
hahahahahaha…..Oh, crap, gotta go read it again.
must….resist…..
resist what? You wanna rassle…….in pudding?
“Measured in metric, maybe.”
hahahahaha
resist what? You wanna rassle…….in pudding?
*pats pjm’s little burritohead.
No, that’s okay, honey. You go right ahead and keep playing in the pudding by yourself.
*wipes pudding off hand
Oh. Oh my…
*sniffs hand
Oh My God…That’s … that’s not pudding! THAT’S NOT PUDDING!!!!!!
How did you do that, Wiser?
Last time I tried to convert standard IQ points to metric, I went back in time.
I have an outdoor table that is made of wood. I have varnished it and recently it has a crack from heat and water sitting on it. Does anyone know an easy way to cover the cracking. In other words, do I have to remove all the varnish, sand it and revarnish it?
(please say no)
Last time I tried to convert standard IQ points to metric, I went back in time.
Let me guess. You were trying to convert PJM’s IQ, right?
I told you not to divide by zero!
You just know this guy votes Democrat!
http://tinyurl.com/24nmfgu
What kind of varnish? Is the crack in the finish or in the wood?
Does anyone know an easy way to cover the cracking.
This should work for ya.
http://tinyurl.com/yc92p64
PJM?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbqwf275mQ8
>> Does anyone know an easy way to cover the cracking.
Peanut butter.
Does anyone know an easy way to cover the cracking.
pudding?
Has Scott subjected you to the video yet laura?
Last time I tried to convert standard IQ points to metric, I went back in time.
You have to divide by zero, then multiply by pie. Preferably apple.
I have been instructed to watch it this weekend. He watched it by himself last night and I heard him laughing all the way upstairs.
Fudge. You should pack it with fudge.
MCPO, did you mean to send me to pr0n?
The wife and I talked about a house in Detroit since it would be halfway for both of us now that she has a real job at SANGB
That’s a long drive for someone in AA!
Good point, Laura, I think it’s the varnish that is cracked. I did varnish the sides of the table but it appears the cracking is coming from the sides.
did you mean to send me to pr0n?
Busted!
Leon – Huh?
Not an expensive table but the people who bought our place are buying that table and I want it to look decent.
Car in – Did you see the picture I posted for you on the last thread?
No. Flickr or yahoo is being a fucking whore.
What color are they?
My neighbor has some pretty ones right out by the road. Think they’d notice if the patch got a tad thinner?
“No. Flickr or yahoo is being a fucking whore.”
hahahahahaha…..they’re the worst kind.
In other words, do I have to remove all the varnish, sand it and revarnish it?
What kind of varnish? Polyurethane? Oil-based? How recently did you varnish it? If it’s rather new, you may be able to sand and re-coat over the top of the existing varnish. In fact, I’d try that first, and if it doesn’t work, then re-strip the table and re-varnish.
Polyurethane I think. Varnished less than a year ago.
http://hardwoodlumberandmore.com/Finishing/MarineVarnish.html
Most polyurethane finishes will not adhere well to polys that were previously applied unless you mix in some Jif or Peter Pan Smoove.
“Polyurethane will begin to yellow, develop hair-line cracks, and loose adhesion with the wood very quickly in a full-sun environment. Soon thereafter it will begin to flake and peel from the surface. The more popular spar urethane varnishes can be expected to completely fail in as little as a single season in a full-sun environment. Even in moderate sun they are likely to last no more than a couple of seasons.”
PJM, you simply must keep all bedroom doors locked when you’re not around to superise your brood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHJk5g9DOE&feature=related
Car in – Dark puple on the bottom of the bloom and the most delicate shade on top.
Do NOT use chunky peanut butter, unless you’re artistic enough to make it work.
(please say no)
No. Tablecloth. Viola.
Oh, those sound loverly.
“Do NOT use chunky peanut butter, unless you’re artistic enough to make it work.”
Check
Viola
autoharp
this is no longer just a food and weather blog
“Polyurethane will begin to yellow, develop hair-line cracks, and loose adhesion with the wood very quickly in a full-sun environment. Soon thereafter it will begin to flake and peel from the surface. The more popular spar urethane varnishes can be expected to completely fail in as little as a single season in a full-sun environment. Even in moderate sun they are likely to last no more than a couple of season’
Why didn’t you guys tell me this before?
This is exactly what’s happening.
Crap.
I made the most red-neck chicken run for my chicks. Their coop still isn’t made (or started) but they really need more room, so I put some chicken wire around one of my raised beds, and covered one end with a tarp. The tarp IS brown, though, which I think it much lovelier than the blue.
They’re pretty happy out there. They’re gonna be pissed when I put them back in the box tonight.
That new glider we got a few weeks ago has a marine finish on it.. the dude showed me it’s got stuff in it for UV protection.
No peanut butter though so I’m probably fucked.
“pissed chicks”
Not good.
A gift for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcIEEdTiNak
this is no longer just a food and weather blog
Did you somehow miss that Chief and I were discussing flowers? We’re like, this —-><—- close to being a mommy blog.
I mean, a mommy blog with nearly nekkid chicks.
And hid your videos too, PJM, mk?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASHLLZbue44&feature=related
Most polyurethane finishes will not adhere well to polys that were previously applied unless you mix in some Jif or Peter Pan Smoove.
You know what would really help? Tahini.
The tarp IS brown, though, which I think it much lovelier than the blue.
So you’re making fun of my blue tarp?
When the kids get home from school we take the new baby chickens out and let them run around the yard. They think they’re hot stuff.
The male rabbit is a little crazy and chases the chickens around the yard. It amuses me.
FARM BLOG!!!!!!
I have to go running.
Where did the day go?
That’s a long drive for someone in AA!
Yeah, thus my having to either move or convince my wife that she can stay home and make little Carutherses.
Leon – Huh?
Your phun.org link either started as pr0n or got redirected to it.
Tahini? No shit?
I did not know that.
Question….seriously, when this blog (HA!) started what was it “supposed” to be like?
I like the way this site goes from goofy, to political, to sick, to funny, to Dear Abby, to any question asked can be answered by someone who knows, to joke thread, to prayer chain.
But what was it “supposed” to be?
So you’re making fun of my blue tarp?
Yes. Yes I am. There’s a fine line between redneck and sophisticated backyard chicken farming douchbag.
>> But what was it “supposed” to be?
Banned in 37 countries.
I have tzatziki from Costco will that do?
Question….seriously, when this blog (HA!) started what was it “supposed” to be like?
It’s pretty much the same as it was only bigger.
You could try.
Honestly, couldn’t hurt at this point, could it?
Or, you could cover the table with a blue tarp.
I don’t know this kid, but his neighbors have a blue tarp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUxVba8pz44
It’s pretty much the same as it was only bigger.
Boobs larger than these would require handicapped parking permits.
Mare, its original purpose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI5dzdoG2c0
This is exactly what’s happening.
Crap.
You’ll have to strip and refinish if that’s what’s happening. Suggestion: When it comes time to re-varnish, check a boating store for a marine varnish.
That’s a long drive for someone in AA!
hell, it’s a long drive for someone who still drinks too!
Yes. Yes I am. There’s a fine line between redneck and sophisticated backyard chicken farming douchbag.
MOM!! CARIN CALLED ME A DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ties carin to a chair
*will only let her up after she reads the foreward AND the sonnets in Don Quixote
But what was it “supposed” to be?
http://is.gd/c98Wc
FBN says L&O was finally canceled.
Whine. It’s windy. i hate running when it’s windy.
sigh.
excuses. I’ve got a million of ‘em.
But what was it “supposed” to be?
A place to worship.
Mainly me.
Hahahaha!
http://tinyurl.com/2fdnm8t
*ties carin to a chair
*will only let her up after she reads the foreward AND the sonnets in Don Quixote
YOU CAN’T MAKE ME. I can sit here all day.
OH, did you guys see what Henry Louis Gates wrote a book about? OMG, John Conyer’s head must have fucking exploded.
Link at my place
(I need the hits)
pajama momma vindicated: http://tinyurl.com/2758jkj
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQE1_ykm2bo&feature=player_embedded
I have some racial humor here. I don’t believe it’s derogatory or offensive, but it definitely plays on racial stereotypes.
If you haven’t seen the mockumentary on the Old Negro Space Program, it’s pretty darned funny. It’s 10 minutes of a Ken Burns-like story of an African-American space program.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8
pajama momma vindicated:
Thank you for noticing. I’m voting for Devore.
“In 1957, if you were black, and if you were an astronaut, you were out of work!”
DeVore is pro nuke and pro-LFTR, so I encourage CA residents to choose him in the primary. A LFTR industry could be hyuge for CA.
“In 1957, if you were black, and if you were an astronaut, you were out of work!”
This will soon be true for all but the Chinese and Russians.
Drive time. Gotta run.
Jazz,
That shit is so old.
LOL
It’s mutha fuckin cold up here in outer space.
pro-LFTR
what’s that?
http://newsone.com/files/2010/02/black-astronaut.jpg
Liquid Fluoride Thorium Reactor. It’s everything fusion wanted to be, except that it actually works.
nevermind, looked it up
I love the way the first Mexican Astronaut is posing in front of a giant Mexican flag, with a little Space Shuttle next to him that says USA on it.
http://tinyurl.com/28kj72m
Did the thread die?
But they’re our friends …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4cGhQW5Ec&feature=channel
PJM killed it. Stabbed it she did, repeatedly.
I thought she let her dog eat it.
Look, dammit, I’m stuck in a McD’s until the car guy finishes my car. You assholes need to bring some funneh. or at least post links of chicks with big bewbs.
Sorry, X-bad, I’m watching hour 14 of my DSP lectures.
Some of the sinuosoids looks like lady lumps, though.
Clint,
That had me in stitches. I am tempted to post that on facefart.
Inside Edition is interviewing the little girls from the Chris-Hansen-bait video.
But what was it “supposed” to be?
Just like IB, only stupid.
Just like IB, only
stupidmore awesome and less ghey.FTFY.
Anything not IB is by definition “less ghey.”
True, and it should go without saying, but it’s Michael, he needs to be told things.
Just like IB, only
stupidwith multiple contributors who use words like, “twatwaffle”..Michael got sick of wearing pants so he bought a dress instead.
http://apeiron.net/~mainland/photos/sf-jan-2006/harekrishna_medium.jpg
Hi Jewston!
Just like IB, only stupid with multiple contributors who use words like, “twatwaffle”..
And cockholster.
Jus sayin’.
Hi there Vmax.
Got a text from geoff. He did indeed enjoy the launch. There is an incredibly loud noise outside my window. I turned my hearing aids off, but I can still feel the vibrations. And I already have a headache…
Vmax, Jewstin,
get a room.
Vmax?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uygNtTB2Urc
People are panicking about the gulf oil spill.
Riddle me this, my friends.
How many tankers were sunk in the Gulf of Mexico in WWII? I dunno a precise number, but it was a shitload.
And how much long term damage did it do? Pretty much none. You cannot find any evidence of it on the coast.
And this was at a time when mitigation techniques were non-existent.
So can we put aside the “end of the world” panic and rhetoric over the current spill? Yes, it is bad. No, it won’t turn the coast into a barren wasteland forever scarred.
Quarter sized hail! I hope my windows hold up!!!!
I hope your car is in a garage.
Natural seeps off of a dozen coasts are worse than the gulf leak, not to mention the giant Mexican spill in 1979.
Tornado nearby I bet
Listening to the victim’s statements at the sentencing of John Gardner. Chelsea King’s dad gave me the chills when he talked about John going to the seventh circle of hell, then he went on to excortiate John’s mother.
Totally awesome
Oh, I don’t think there’s a natural seep out there right now that’s pumping out light sweet at the rate of the leak in the gulf. But I also think the coast will recover fairly well with time.
Cuffy made the headlines at Hot Air.
fucker.
Told him to go straight to hell and that he hopes he spends every day looking over his shoulder and he can’t wait till the prisoners get their hands on him.
Mom’s on now
MCPO, I hope your garage is in a garage.
Hope he has a generator. I just saw the radar loop for his area and it doesn’t look good. Tornado warnings and hail up to 2″ in diameter.
drive time!!!!!
So is Mcpo on the way to the golf course?
Oh yeah, the mom is going after the mom! Love it!
MCPO, I hope your house doesn’t land on Laura’s sister.
xbrad, I totally agree. Although in general, the spill is not a good thing, nature itself and American ingenuity will clean it up. The motion of the tide, heat, cold, etc., will work to break it apart. Just like it did in the other big spills.
Everyone crapped their pants when Mt. St. Helen’s blew, worrying that old growth and all species would die and not come back, well, it’s better than ever and the ash and burning created an even a richer soil for growth.
Also, Tennessee should have been a MUCH bigger story than the spill. It’s just not politically convenient. And Emmanuel would prefer to use the spill for his no drilling agenda.
fucker.
HA! And I roped in some stellar HotAir commenters … dearlord.
Mt. St Helen’s killed my grandpa
Mare, if your husband died because he died in fiery crash after some unknown person cut his brake lines, would you marry me?
My grammar sucks when I’m typing and telling the lady at McDs to leave my fries alone.
So, Cuffy, what you’re saying is your blog is becoming dull and pedantic?
I am not fond of ape hangers Clint I think it looks ridiculous to be riding around with your arms over your head.
“Mt. St Helen’s killed my grandpa”
He wasn’t the one that refused to leave was he?
Winston has reading problems
“Mare, if your husband died because he died in fiery crash after some unknown person cut his brake lines, would you marry me?”
Yes, but there will be no touching. (I’m in mourning)
Yes, xbrad, I think I’ll start calling it “IB”
Well mare, my brothers told me that was my grandpa.
“Yes, xbrad, I think I’ll start calling it “IB””
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+5000 points
Winston has reading problems
time to bold some shit I guess…
That was Harry S Truman.
No, really.
Mare if I could copy and paste at the hostages on my iPhone I would do it to you mourning comment and then say HAHAHAHA!!!!
No touching?
But sammiches, right?
There will be sammiches…
You don’t know how to copy and paste on an iPhone?
tsk tsk.
Mare if I could copy and paste at the hostages on my iPhone I would do it to you mourning comment and then say HAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn, woman. Do I have to show you everything?
copy and paste at the hostages on my iPhone
mash yore fanger on what you want to copy for a second and a “copy” box appears.
Thanks, PJM.
hahahahahaha
Mare if I could copy and paste at the hostages on my iPhone I would do it to you mourning comment and then say HAHAHAHA!!!!
That’s nice and all hotspur and cuffy, but can you do it with the wordpress app?
Yes.
I can’t. Why?
Yes, but there will be no touching. (I’m in mourning)
HAHAHAHA
Hey, cuffers how were you linked to Ace’s?
>> I can’t. Why?
Try using your left finger.
Oh, it was at HotAir not Ace’s, got it!
Is your phone on?
Try turning it on.
HOLY CRAPOLA!!! We don’t normally get storms of that intensity around these parts! Hail got to golf ball size and the lightening was like a north Florida thunderstorm!
PJ did you try jiggling the handle?
I guess the windows held up.
For those of you who think Commander Cody wrote this song, you’d be wrong. He was 25 years too late.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0yqU8Q8888&feature
Everything okay there now, Chief?
*Hits Hotspur in the head with a shovel. MCPO explains why.*
wut?
Quit trying to kill the thread, you kilted bastard.
*takes poat’s pulse*
Yep, deader’n a fucking doornail.
*burns poat*
Must remember to not ask for help at the hostages
You’d think PJ would really be looking for help with “cuts self & paste”
I’m downloading a new game. Yay! It will take about an hour, though.
PJ, go to the poat you want to quote, then hit the edit button. Then just do a normal copy then past in a new poat.
I guess I’ll have to start reading DQ in the original medieval Spanish while I wait.
PJ, go to the poat you want to quote, then hit the edit button. Then just do a normal copy then past in a new poat.
Ur not the boss of me
http://shutupfoodies.tumblr.com/post/595865456/youre-looking-at-a-heart-attack-on-a-plate
Shuttle launched – yay!
XBrad, you asked if I had anything on board. There is an Orbital Replacement Unit (NASA talk for a spare) of the Space to Ground Antenna (SGANT) – I worked on that. There may be some urine and water processor parts, too. (Flashback “why do we have to have contamination control of this? They’re just going to pee on it!”)
Ur not the boss of me
Don’t you have some bread to make?
PJM you said there was a book blog?
I downloaded DQ the other night, I have not started it yet.
The Hostages- Making pissing in space safe since March 2009.
PJ just hold down Ctrl, Shift, Caps Lock, Backspace, Delete, Page Down, the letters J, W, D, and the numbers 7, 4 ,1 all at the same time.
PattyAnn?
http://tinyurl.com/289pcz6
My temporary crown is killing me. I think I accidentally chewed on it. Silly me.
You might want to have it looked at Leon. It shouldn’t hurt for this long. It might just need to be ground down a little.
Hi honeys I’m home!! Got two hours overtime today because as my boss says, “I’m special”. We had 41 cake orders and only two of us really working on them. I’m dog tired and can’t wait to eat the fish that Mr. Beasn is cooking up for me.
The Indian girl is pretty. I bet her mother would beat your ass.
http://tinyurl.com/yh5s4kg
Temporary crowns shouldn’t hurt.
The bite seems okay, and I was in no pain before I had dinner. I really think I just bit down too hard on that side. If it still hurts tomorrow I’ll call.
OOoooooo….the fish is ready. Later.
http://tinyurl.com/238ogah
Still smoke free Pupster? How is it going?
OMFG!!
S-o-o-o wrong on s-o-o-o many levels!
http://tinyurl.com/2erhwqq
Afternoon, Hostagefolkses.
Anybody wondering where Rosie and Wiserbub are?
http://tinyurl.com/26hoq32
FiAF evnin!
Still smoke free.
Day 4.
Feels great.
http://tinyurl.com/27w8lrf
Jesus, I’m hungry. What’s for supper?
http://tinyurl.com/3yrjvzd
We’re having pulled pork po’boys. Want one, Pups?
Say wha???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2hnLYuCzgQ
Okay, I’m convinced. I cannot live in India.
My friend Clint, who just returned from a year of sniping muslims in A’stan, and who is bartending right now, had some German dick bark out a drink order just now.
He turned to the guy and said “You sound German. I’m half darkie and it makes me nervous when people order me around. How about you say that with a smile? And then I won’t ignore you on purpose.”
LOL I love jarheads.
Hotspur – HAHAHA! Pass on an – “Ohh-RAH” from this squid.
I swear your Honor, I thought I was 16.
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/37159912/ns/sports-other_sports/
Done and done, Chief.
When you come to Michigan, we have to come here. I want to introduce him to you.
Forgive my midwesternishness, but what exactly makes a sandwich a po’ boy?
I’m unclear on the concept.
>> I can’t. Why?
Is it plugged in? Try plugging it in.
What I’ve managed to discern, Pups, is that a po’boy uses a different kind of bread. And that’s about it. ‘Course, I’ve only eaten, like, 3 po’boys in my 2 and a half years in Lafayette, so I’m not exactly an expert.
Congrats Pupster, the worst is behind you.
I know how hard that is, I did it once. Unfortunately I got stupid about 6 months later and thought I could handle “just one”.
Don’t get stupid.
The *cough* ‘Cajun’ place here serves their po’ boys on baguette.
Pulled pork sounds nice, thanks.
According to Wikipedia, it’s a “baguette-like” bread called Louisiana French bread.
New header pic!!!
Thanks Scott.
I know what you are talking about, the last time I quit for 8 months, and I figured I could handle a cigar.
Nope.
Po boys should be on Muffas.
Mr. Ember just announced, proudly, that he taught Ember Jr. a new knock-knock joke. I asked her to tell me. This is how it goes:
Ember Jr.: Knock-knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Ember Jr.: Make me a sammich.
Me: Make me a sammich who?
Ember Jr.: Make me a sammich, woman!
Well played, Mr. Ember.
LOL!
New header pic!!!
Well played, Tiger, I’d have hit that too.
But not now. I don’t wanna catch your gonnaherpasyphylaids.
HAHAHAHA!!
Little Ember is the shizzle!
When my daughter was 2, she made up her own knock-knock joke. Knock-knock, who’s there, apple, apple who?, apple for Jim! And she would laugh and laugh. We never did figure out who Jim was or why he always got the apples. She told it just often enough that it became funny.
Hi Romy!
Ember Jr. has only made up one knock knock joke. Knock-knock; who’s there; King Kong; King Kong who? King Kong RAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRR!
I remember Raaawrrr! answers. Too fun Sky.
Hi Vmax, how’s life in sunny FL?
Ember, tell Ember Jr. the interrupting cow knock knock joke.
She knows interrupting cow. Her favorite knock knock joke is the nerdiest knock knock joke evah:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
EXACTLY!
She screams the exactly part with such conviction.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 14, 2010 2:59 pm
You just know this guy votes Democrat!
http://tinyurl.com/24nmfgu
Ummm, sir? This goes to a pron site.
Sunny and Hot Romy.
high of 90 low of 72
I have beach picts!
‘Sup, jokesters?
Just another day in paradise
Am I correct in thinking this is a Blackhawk?
It was flying the beach scoping bikinis or something.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4607295979/
Evenin’ stalker. *pours Sean some whiskey*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4607908572/
NOT a Pron site. An adult site? Sure. Scroll down to the funny pictures. It was supposed to link directly to the photo.
Should I stand in the fucking corner?
Vmax, hard to tell from the pic, but it looks more like a Seahawk. The FLIR turret on the nose makes me think it is probably an MH-60S out of Jax.
More sand and sea
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4607907852/sizes/l/in/photostream/
He flew south from Tampa straight down the beach Xbrad, and 15 min later flew north to Tampa
Actually, that should be “Knighthawk”
http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/mh_60s/
*gulps whiskey*
Thanks, Ember. I like Ember Jr.’s sense of humor.
MCPO, it also tried to install a mallware/identity stealer on my machine but my virus/firewall program caught it.
Mr. RFH confirms Blackhawk (or something close to it), Vmax.
Not mad at ya, just saying
Thanks X
More sun and sea
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4607296915/sizes/l/
“Thanks, Ember. I like Ember Jr.’s sense of humor.”
I thought of ya’ll the second she told me that joke.
MCPO, I haven’t had any problems with the site.
And I’m loading up about a years worth of pics for Load HEAT.
Okay, Ember, here’s a knock knock joke for you:
Go ahead, you start.
Should I stand in the fucking corner?
Nobody puts Oldy in the corner.
“Okay, Ember, here’s a knock knock joke for you:
Go ahead, you start.”
Good try.
I also notice my checking account seems to be depleted. I don’t recall buying tickets to Pakistan, but I must have…
Blue sky, blue sea, white sand.
Everyday here.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4607907852/
Should I stand in the fucking corner?
Nah, it’s okay if you just sit. We know you’re old and can’t stand for long.
One little, two little, three little Indians ….
Leon kilt it!
Good for you Leon!
Going to take Ember Jr. for an evening walk. BBS.
Hi Car in!
I see 3 chef’s and 10 braves and a dozen Indians circling me.
Here, b-rad, I found you a horrible new show to watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKUI-TF7Wic
I see 3 chef’s and 10 braves and a dozen Indians circling me.
Chefs?
Sean, If I could find a decent copy of Swan’s Crossing, I’d watch that.
Sean, there’s a club if you’d like to go.
So you go, and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, And you go home and you cry and you want to die.
But, instead you get online and hang at the H2.
We’re cool that way
Chefs?
I am seriously buzzed Sean
Hey v-man. I’ve battled a bottle of wine, and come out pretty much ahead.
I’ve got two cases of Corona in the garage calling me. But I’m trying not to get drunk.
It’s like a Mexican Standoff.
[sean is so naive ]
v-man. I see you. No. I SEE you.
I could say no to Corona. A person has to have standards.
Chef Chief,
What the hell?
Good Car in!
I kilt a big bottle of vodka
You’re a bigger man than me
I merely made a (very) large dent in a bottle of wine.
The key Vmax is to shoot the chefs first.
Corona is a good deal higher on the respectability scale than I usually keep at home.
It’s like a Mexican Standoff.
Racissttt!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQiXPHhZ4Go
Honestly, I don’t think I could drink more than two Coronas. And I have to be really fraking thirsty.
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED!
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES!
No limes would be a dealbreaker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZybFl_pfMk&feature=related
When you say it’s gonna happen “now”, when exactly do you mean? See, I’ve already waited to long.
No limes, V.
And I’m finding that without limes, I like the Corona at room temperature.
I am the son and heir of nothing in particular.
Really, xbrad? See, I like good beer. Bad beer? No thanks. I’d rather just stay sober.
You shut your mouth.
[my room mates called me Car in Smith in college]
Was I obsessed?? Yes. Was it unhealthy? that’s debatable.
Car in, I like beer.
Truth be told, I prefer whiskey, but for some reason my sister thought I needed two cases of Coronas. I would never have bought them, but I cannot for the life of me come up with a good philosophical reason to not drink free beer.
The key Vmax is to shoot the chefs first.
That seems like a bad idea. What do you do when you get the munchies later?
[my room mates called me Car in Smith in college]
Was I obsessed?? Yes. Was it unhealthy? that’s debatable.
Have you seen my yearbook pic?
“It’s like a Mexican Standoff.”
That was funny. I don’t care who you are.
It’s definitely a quandary.
I have good beer that I haven’t found reason enough to drink.
I think you need to have a party.
I have Cachaca
And lime on my lime tree.
But I am drinking Vodka not Ciprihana or however it is spelled.
Good night!
LOL, no. I can’t remember the password, is the H2 one?
I think you need to have a party.
That would imply giving away my free beer.
Uh, no.
Crap. someone tell me the yearbook password.
PattyAnn, I’m glad at least you got the joke.
Did you see the pic of you I linked earlier?
http://tinyurl.com/289pcz6
corona
I need HELP here people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5LrvGnnfI
I hate you all so very much.
Carin–what’s your email?
carinrose at sbcglobal dot net
Car in – check your email.
hey I told you. Try a capital C
xBrad! Hahahaha. Smoking body but a butterface. Love the liquidy looking rubbery fabric, though.
addendum ;
I hate everyone axcept PA.
And Chief. I love Chief too.
New poat.
wait, it’s coronawithlimes
Car in lurves me.
OMG, that was awesome. I haven’t looked at it in a long time.
Sorry, C arin, I was washing up for dinner. Otherwise, I’da sent it to you.