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well, at least it’s a new poat
Hi Dave!
Dammit, Eddie.
Hi, FIGF!
Do people read the poats, Eddie? I haven’t even looked at it.
Hi, Clint! No basketball tonight?
I think the batteries are dead.
http://tinyurl.com/ybkxcmp
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-03-26/at-t-to-take-1-billion-charge-on-health-care-reform-update1-.html
HI PA
So, I think I’m going to get one of those twitter-things everyone’s always talking about. It’s the last form of social media that hasn’t sucked me in yet.
I watched a little bit of basketball tonight PattyAnn but I sorta fell asleep on the floor for a few minutes so mostly I didn’t watch basketball tonight.
Hahaha. Time for bed
Yep
I actually liked Pretty in Pink.
I had a serious crush on Molly Ringwald.
And so did you. Admit it.
I own a copy of Pretty in Pink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dael4sb42nI
a nod to the youngsters.
played this thing with an 80s band a few years ago.
hadn’t heard it till then.
night kids
Because you’re all winners …. a bedtime song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXPqrdKNTRo
Saw the Psychedelic Furs in concert at the University of Redlands a few years after their heyday. I was surprised at the number of songs I recognized. I think Love My Way is still my fave, though.
Clint, I hate to break this to you, but that song sucked. Ass.
Of course, of the John Hughes oeuvre, I’m like the only person I know that doesn’t like The Breakfast Club.
Hated it.
Sixteen Candles rocks, of course, but my favorite was always Some Kind of Wonderful. To this day, I still can’t choose between Mary Stuart Masterson and whatshername.
Never saw any of those movies, Xbrad.
I’m partial to “Heartbreak Beat.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXfXTB7UcuU
TI, Otis Redding is from my hometown. I know his wife and kids very well.
Every time I think of him, it is accompanied with the words “What a Damned Shame”!
The Ted Nugent video at the mothership is indeed awesome.
The Breakfast Club, much like Clint’s song, sucked ASS.
I’m like the only person I know that doesn’t like The Breakfast Club.
Untrue. You know me.
Every time I think of him, it is accompanied with the words “What a Damned Shame”!
*Uhoh. Andy lost me w/ the deep history again*
TI, he died before “Dock of the Bay” was released.
It’s probably the #1 posthumous hit evar
He’d have had an amazing career, but hi life was cut way too short
Never saw any of those movies, Xbrad.
That’s because you are a yungin.
Thanks Andy.
I really hate to admit this, but I liked Michael Bolton’s cover of Sitting on the Dock of the Bay
“That’s because you are a yungin.”
Also, I led a very sheltered life. I’ve also never seen a Clint Eastwood movie.
I’ve never seen Some Kind of Wonderful, but whatshenname was hawt in that other movie where she showed her bewbs.
Holy shit!
I can no longer associate w/ a certain someone who’s never seen a Clint Eastwood movie.
“I’ve also never seen a Clint Eastwood movie.”
OMG! SHUN!!!!
*cries in a corner*
Someone needs to update their Netflix queue PDQ.
*whispers* But my Netflix queue is full of old Doctor Who episodes right now …
I’ve never watched a movie with Paul Newman in it all the way through.
(This may be why PattyAnn and I never talk, but I’m not entirely sure.)
*leaves a DVD of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on porch, rings doorbell*
I really hate to admit this, but I liked Michael Bolton’s cover of Sitting on the Dock of the Bay
As a song, it’s hard to do poorly if’n you have talent.
But Otis’ version has a backstory that no one else’s can.
Don’t get me started! But check this shit out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBiUFhYMu2s
*whispers* But my Netflix queue is full of old Doctor Who episodes right now …
*breaks shunning for just a moment*
Stick Two Mules for Sister Sarah, or Kelly’s Heroes, or The Outlaw Josey Wales, or Pale Rider, and Heartbreak Ridge and Unforgiven in your queue at the top. Once you’re done w/ those then watch Gran Torino. And no more whinging about Dr. Who.
“*leaves a DVD of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on porch, rings doorbell*”
*leaves whiskey on the windowsill*
OMG! I forgot Dirty Harry.
I’m sorry, but Kelly’s Heroes was ridiculous. And Donald Sutherland’s “hippie in WWII” character was the worst of it. I fucking hated that.
And before you watch The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly you really should watch A Fistful of Dollars, and a Few Dollars More
Never seen Clint!
The fuck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0lvp7a7pmk
Really, is there a bad Clint Eastwood movie? What was the one he was in a pink Cadillac?
What was the one he was in a pink Cadillac?
Pink Cadillac.
*gulps whiskey*
Thanks, Ember! And you can keep the DVD.
And no, there’s no such thing as a bad Clint Eastwood movie.
No one believes me when I say that I haven’t seen a lot of the movies that everyone thinks I should have. I used to have to write compare-contrast essays to watch Disney cartoons when I was a kid. And, when I got older, I was just pretty much denied all movies. When I moved out of the house, it just seemed like too much to catch up on.
http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/rawhidesandbag.jpg
I believe Dirty Harry is the one to start with.
And before you watch The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly you really should watch A Fistful of Dollars, and a Few Dollars More
Ideally, yes, but TGTBATU also works as a stand-alone.
I believe Dirty Harry is the one to start with.
Really? I’d start w/ his westerns. Mostly b/c he’s so baby-faced in those.
Just pull any Clint Eastwood movie at random and enjoy.
The only one I wouldn’t recommend to start with is Bridges of Madison County.
The best Clint! movie, Sky.
Problem is, the backstory is all his other westerns.
You best get watchin’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Df0KtJ01Ew
Sean, I’ve half-watched more Paul Newman movies than I’ve watched. Just couldn’t get into the man.
Paul Newman is boring as hell. Steve McQueen on the other hand…
I’m too busy saving the galaxy to watch anything right now, darn it Andy!
This is the ESSENTIAL Clint flick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvf8r3cX3vo
I don’t know why I’ve never seen a Newman movie. I understand some of them are pretty good.
If I had to put together a must-see list of Clint Eastwood
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Two Mules for Sister Sarah
High Plains Drifter or Pale Rider?
Dirty Harry
Heartbreak Ridge
Unforgiven
Gran Torino
Newman! Are you kidding me?
Newman and Redford in Butch & Sundance – Classic!
Cool Hand Luke – Classic!
Git watchin’!
Every time I’ve started Cool Hand Luke I’ve fallen asleep.
*whispers again* Who’s … Newman?
TI, you have to include “The Outlaw Josey Wales”
Yeah Andy, I was debating that one.
TI, if you ordered your list, what would be #1?
The Eiger Sanction’s pretty good too.
*whispers again* Who’s … Newman?
He’s that mailman what lived in Seinfeld’s building.
Just kidding. We’re talking about the late salad dressing tycoon Paul Newman.
Lots and lots of good Newman movies.
Never watched Seinfeld, either.
TI, if you ordered your list, what would be #1?
Dude, that’s a tough question.
Gran Torino or Heartbreak Ridge
For me. But neither of those is where I’d start a Clint virgin.
Altho, TGTBATU trilogy ranks up there too.
Never watched Seinfeld, either.
Me, neither.
Never watched Seinfeld, either.
Aaarrrgghhh!!!
You won’t get half the jokes.
* contest *
Tat, for the baby-facedness, I’d go whole hog Rawhide. I think Dirty Harry character sums him up in one movie.
Also, I really enjoyed Paint Your Wagon.
For mesa … essential backstory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z242kzdYs3A
Never watched Seinfeld, either.
I did and regret it.
And how can you talk about Newman and leave off The Sting?
Tat, for the baby-facedness, I’d go whole hog Rawhide. I think Dirty Harry character sums him up in one movie.
Mmm. Dirty Harry misses his western vibe, but you’re right in that it is his quintessential character.
I hated Bridges of Madison County.
**turns in woman card**
Right. I’m not talking about his best movie, just the best *first* for the virginly.
I hated Bridges of Madison County.
Only watched the first little smidge. Have no desire to see it.
dunno if I’d actually go with Dirty Harry. Maybe Magnum Force.
TI, that’s a dilemma for sure. Some of the movies presume you’ve seen others.
IMNSFHO, Unforgiven is the best damned movie ever, so there’s that.
Right. I’m not talking about his best movie, just the best *first* for the virginly.
After spending the past 20 or so minutes (and a half bottle of wine) on it, I just don’t think you can start w/ one. I think you have to have a Clint orgy and just get it over with.
xBrad, you miss the continuity then.
All right I’m really off to sleep now.
Also, I intend to eat this cake before I die
http://www.wilton.com/idea/Truffle-Tower
Also, I intend to eat this cake before I die
Night PA. Sweet dreams.
You bring that cake over and I’ll help you finish it off.
Paul Newman – Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Or Hud.
Newman! Are you kidding me?
Newman and Redford in Butch & Sundance – Classic!
Cool Hand Luke – Classic!
Git watchin’!
Again, I’ve heard they’re good movies, but for some reason, I just never watched ‘em.
From what I’ve heard, Newman was a lefty, but he did a lot of good work for decent charities (all the profits from his food line went tho charity) and by all accounts, he was faithful to his wife until the day he died.
DiT, Mesa, Sohita, Batman, PA, etc. … watch this all the way through.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voLDmOvMOj4
Oh, and Dallas Hostages, I’ll be down there at the end of May on bidness. I already woke up with DiT this month, but I’d love to hang out with the rest of you.
Never watched Seinfeld, either.
I did and regret it.
I really liked it when it was on, but it hasn’t aged well. When I see reruns, it just doesn’t work anymore. Seems really labored.
He was a lefty, but normal like, not waaaaay left like some others. Hell, not as left (or at least not as loud about it) as Robert Redford.
I already woke up with DiT this month, but I’d love to hang out with the rest of you.
Yeah, I’m not so sure the rest of them are as enthusiastic about drunken dumpster sex as you and Dave are.
Okay, maybe mesa.
From what I’ve heard, Newman was a lefty
That would make him different from the rest of the Hollywierders how?
I already woke up with DiT this month,…
I think I’d rather wake up dead.
I already woke up with DiT this month
They have meds for that, you know.
everybody grab for the low hanging fruit!
Oh, wait, I mean we had breakfast together.
Not “pillows” or anything.
DAVE!!!!!
everybody grab for the low hanging fruit!
B-but, then b-rad won’t be able to get any vitamin-c out of his trips to the hospital!
So, Andy, was your night with DinT Buttesex?
Romita, how are you doing?
Is the state of Alabama leaning ‘Bama, Auburn or undecided? I mean, it’s March, so college football has to be the talk of the town, right?
What a good fuckin’ song! Where’s DiT when I need him?
What?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_W18CWypE
Feck. Saving the galaxy is hard with no med kits.
Nah, xbrad. We’re both old and too tired. But I do lurves him, even if he did flick boogers on my Porsche.
DAVE!!!
*leaves med kit on porch, rings doorbell*
Andy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RH5UEwO5us
Sky!!!
How YOU doin?
I’m fabulous, except for having just this one medkit that my stalker gave to me. *pours stalker a double*
Wait. Is, “How YOU doin’?” some sort of tv or movie joke that I don’t get?
*leaves med kit on porch, rings doorbell*
*resolves not to ask where Sean is pulling this stuff from*
From the bushes, duh.
From the bushes, duh.
*glares*
I’m off to bed. I have to be up at 8 to go back in to work and work w/ the raptors. Let me rephrase, I was s’posed to. Pretty sure it’s not gonna happen.
Watching some YouTubes of my hometown heroes tonight, but I locked onto my boy* Otis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX2vcxO-0_8&feature=related
* “my boy” is a term expressly authorized by Zelma Redding, who I lurves.
I’m off to bed. I have to be up at 8 to go back in to work and work w/ the raptors.
MOM!!! TATS IS TRYING TO KILL SAM NEILL AND LAURA DERN!!!!
“MOM!!! TATS IS TRYING TO KILL SAM NEILL AND LAURA DERN!!!!”
I know who Sam Neill is. He was in Event Horizon, right?
Wait. Is, “How YOU doin’?” some sort of tv or movie joke that I don’t get?
Yes. It’s “Jersey Shore” I-Talian gum-bah for “you simultaneously look HOT! and I would like to talk to you more, or perhaps take you to bed.” What?
Event Horizon is an underrated movie. Not great, mind you, but pretty fucking creepy.
“Yes. It’s “Jersey Shore” I-Talian gum-bah for “you simultaneously look HOT! and I would like to talk to you more, or perhaps take you to bed.” What?”
Jersey Shore is a tv show, right?
And, Sean, I really like Event Horizon.
I never got to see Event Horizon. It’s one of those movies I wanted to see, but never bothered to.
Of course, if I had a decent connection, I could watch it here:
http://www.novamov.com/video/4a5b8d6a0c0ce
What is up with the spam over at DPUD? It’s actually made me laugh out loud today.
I guess I missed the good spam.
Andy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RH5UEwO5us
Tats, smooooooooooch
I lurves this song!
OK, the new header is just frightening.
Sean, I hate you.
BTW, who’s the Friday Night Featured Hotty?
\The penultimate song for this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0zgvwTv2JA
“Since it’s Friday night” poast is up. Go and see.
OK, the new header is just frightening.
Yeah … umm .. fix that!
She’s no Stacey Dash…
http://tinyurl.com/ycr7o8c
““Since it’s Friday night” poast is up. Go and see.”
I have no idea who she is, Sean, but she’s hot.
OK, the new header is just frightening.
Yeah … umm .. fix that!
When was the last time you saw a happy fun header here? It’s like you don’t know what we’re all about or something.
When was the last time you saw a happy fun header here? It’s like you don’t know what we’re all about or
Heh. Just fix it, bitch.
Gabrielle Union played an assistant DA in the last season or two of NYPD Blue. Dunno what else she’s done.
Seeing as how you’re not remotely the boss of me, you can fuck yourself, HTML FAIL bitch.
That is to say, Andy.
You tell’im, Stalker. *pours Sean some more whiskey. just for the hell of it*
Watching TMWTGG, “Chew Me” … hahhaha,
*gulps whiskey*
Thanks, Ember!
And don’t think I didn’t see what you did there, Andrew.
TMWTGG?
The Man With The Golden Gun
Andy’s new nickname: “Triple Nipple.”
What’s The Man With The Golden Gun?
What’s The Man With The Golden Gun?
* sigh *
What’s The Man With The Golden Gun?
For Andy, it’s a watersports video. For the rest of us, it’s a 007 flick.
*leaves IMDB on porch, rings doorbell*
Oh. Yeah, I’ve never seen a Bond movie, either.
How do you function in society?
And, now that I’ve killed the poat with such a stunning revelation, I am going to bed. Night!
“How do you function in society?”
I hang out on H2.
Jeez, Ember, one of these days we’re gonna have to strap you into a seat, pry your eyes open, and show you a bunch of movies. Kind of like they did with Alex in A Clockwork Orange.
Oh, wait…
I’ve read A Clockwork Orange. There was a movie of that, too, though, right?
A Clockwork Orange is a book?
*sigh*
Gonna go see someone about a beer. When I get back to the bushes, I hope to see you watching/snoozing in front of a classic movie.
So is Fight Club, Xbrad.
OK, I knew ACO was a book, but didn’t know that about Fight Club, or if I’d heard it, had forgotten it.
It was a good book, at that.
Okay. Now I’m really off to bed.
A Clockwork Orange is a book?
Really.
And, it’s a short book.
No pictures, though.
Better than the movie and the movie was pretty damn good.
Somebody is going to have to get Coffee in the morning for a few days. Cat is going to Mars…..
http://tinyurl.com/y8rbu4a
{pouts because I’m all alone}
OK, I swear Mesa and the cat weren’t there when I made my last comment.
*puts pants back on**
Poor Sox. I know how much cats hate water.
{punches xbrad in the nuts so he won’t feel so alone}
And, it’s your damn cat. How could you not know it was there?
Cats are sneaky little fucks, Mesa, you know that.
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Been digging in our spam bucket again?
Dpud’s.
Thought it was interesting.
Ah. I get stuff like that in my email.
And my blog got linked to a pron site. I was getting decent traffic from them. Kinda weird.
Gee thanks, and I just made fun of you on another thread. Total Hostage hit thingies is now at 1,900,000 and counting. Cept we can’t verify that for reasons I won’t go into here. Have a nice day.
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Fucking Nigerians.
Nucking Girenians.
Nuke the Giraffes!
*Awake in dead of night, 4:15 am, but knows it’s after 7 back East.*
*Fills up the three coffee makers in the Hostage Kitchen and turns them on. Pulls out boxes of Pop Tarts from the pantry and sets them on the table after clearing away the bongs, beer cans, cigarette butts, and empty pizza boxes*
*Turns on tv looking for a Shark or Rug Doctor or Oreck commercial to fall back asleep*
I hated Bridges of Madison County.
**turns in woman card**
Never saw it.
No “Wakey Wakey” because Cyn’s been up all night.
Someone’s awake. the header pic just changed.
I’m up.
Who wants a mimosa?
http://tinyurl.com/yjxjtok
Hi Pup. Pass on the mimosa. For now. Ask again in about 8 hours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c3d7QgZr7g
Dave, thanks for this Existential Gem from last night. I’m still basking in it’s glow.
“Well I’m glad you met me now then, instead of when I was.”
pretty good shit ain’t it?
Good morning!
Last night Scott was going on about how wonderful the nurses are in the wing he’s at this time.
I couldn’t help but notice that the lady he said goodnight to when she finished her shift was very pretty.
And the youngster who took his blood pressure a couple hours later looked like a miniature Iman, with her big eyes and graceful neck and lovely skin…
His nurses…THEY’RE GORGEOUS!
No wonder he’s so happy with the care. If these ladies just tossed him an aspirin and smiled at him he’d rave about how they were world-class surgeons, lol.
That will accelerate the healing process.
Along with another process.
Laura: tell Scott that he’s lucky, since once Obamacare is fully implemented, the nurses will go from looking like that to looking like Rosetta and me
Laura put some ipicac in his fruit juice this morning. Oh wait…that might blow his O ring.
instead make him wear a Rainbow afro wig while he is in Hospital.
http://tinyurl.com/ybkouv6
What a shock that a manufactured stunt ties into a fund raising letter
That stinks to High Hell Eddie, thanks for the info.
chumpo: yeah.
I have a thought about this, and it ties into Laura mentioning a day or so ago the left’s disgust at losing the “victim” label over Obamacare “violence” (real or imagined) during the Cantor bullet deal:
Notice how fast the MSM went into “fact checking” mode over that deal, but has, for the most part, failed to investigate the other claims? Hmmm…..
Also, notice how the left seems almost hopeful that something really bad happens to one of their own?
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/are_democrats_hoping_to_cash_in_on_violence
http://twitter.com/gregadams/status/11144426419
Why are you people not amusing me yet?
Put’s on top hat, takes off top … starts dancing to amuse xbrad.
Here you go, XB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECp–08MtG8&feature=related
**clap, clap**
Much, much better.
Let the record show that my applause was for Car in, not for Clintbird.
**slips a couple of singles in Car in’s g-string**
That thong does NOT make your butt look big.
If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fash-ion sits,
PUDDIN ONMY RIIIIIIIIII!
Thanks for trying, Dave.
**goes back to watching Car in**
Clint, that is the best one so far.
That wasn’t for you that was for Carin.. it’s a duet.
When Dave sings with another, it’s a duh-et
Here you go, XB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4&feature=related
I get to play a solo on Easter Sunday at church.
Please God, don’t let me fuck up.
/alanshepard
Lemme tell ya, Dave, that’s a very, very old Prayer. I’m pretty sure Moses and Noah said that one.
I’ll bet they did.
OK, Dave isn’t nearly as amusing/pleasant as Car in. Where’d she go?
Okay, I’m an HTML dummy.
How do I change the color of text in a post? I don’t want to do it here. It’s for my blog.
On the main text of a post?
you have to plug in your computer. is it plugged in?
Make sure you are in the visual editor, not the html editor. On the second row of the toolbar, the 4th button from the left is the font color button. It is a letter “A” with a color underline and a drop down menu.
Hotspur, I find the use of psychedelics useful for that. Plus, you can feel the colors.
Test:
♥
That little heart is for Laura.
I ripped it out of the chest of some homeless meth head in Palm Springs.
Thanks xbrad! I’m going to dry it and put it in the hall floral/ dried organs arrangement.
♥
I want to see what happens when I cut and paste that.
Thank you, Brad, Dave, and Laura.
*flings a booger at Dave and Laura*
I’m looking in the ascii special characters library to see if I can find liver for Rosie.
A pause of thanks to Gen. Walter Stauffer McIlhenny, USMC, decorated combat veteran of Guadalcanal, who paused his executive training of his grandfather’s business, McIlhenny Company, fine maker of my favorite Louisiana product Tabasco sauce, to carry on his nation’s fight during WWII.
Navy Cross. Silver Star, two Purple Hearts.
His battle helmet and the samurai sword that creased it in close combat are on display at the National WWII Memorial Museum in New Orleans.
RIP General. Thanks for lighting us up.
Best line in an article about the Massachusetts court system you’ll read all day:
http://tinyurl.com/ycoxfcr
Did I tell you about Andy’s awesome wheels?
And how I jumped in the driver’s seat Sat night, and scooched down to rip an awesome whiskey and vodka fart into the foam at 3am?
He will remember me for weeks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUKBuAkr4Lg
My sister used to sing this song but she sang it “Every time you go away, you take a piece of cheese with you.”
Everybody else said ‘meat.’ She said ‘cheese.’ 45% more funny.
Dave’s a giver.
Had to run errands and clean up dogcrap in the guest bedroom.
The life of a hostage dancer isn’t all fun and games.
‘sokay, Car in. I understand. Take a few moments to read the article I linked. Pretty interesting, actually.
I suppose 3am was technically Sunday morning.
Andy gets an extra day of “darn, I sure to miss Dave, can’t quite figure out why though”
Did your gift have a little McIllhenny’s in it?
Thanks for no ‘wakey wakey’ this morning Car in. I think I almost got caught up on sleep.
I never liked that dress she made in Pretty in Pink.
You know who I really liked in PiP? Annie Potts.
That was a very good article you linked Xbrad. I read parts 1 and 2.
As a bonus, I can now honestly say “I like Pussy”.
>> Did your gift have a little McIllhenny’s in it?
Hell yes.
Also, I confess I’ve never watched Pretty in Pink.
Dave, I’m sure you’re proud of your company, but do they have a house band?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVQ7tuIYOlA&feature=player_embedded
Wow. They’re good.
I liked the plane pron, of course, but you’ll notice they are an incredibly diverse band, with a black drummer, female keyboardist, and the asian guitar guy.
Andy gets an extra day of “darn, I sure to miss Dave, can’t quite figure out why though”
Dayummm!!! That was you?
I thought I ran over a ‘possum that had been gang-raped by a band of skunks.
>> I thought I ran over a ‘possum that had been gang-raped by a band of skunks.
Remem-beeer meeeeee.
How do I link a youtube video partway through?
Well, here it is, though I’d skip the first 30 seconds. Wish the sound quality was better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjabvyNVMkQ
Lock-Mart wins in the kickass video dept.
How do I link a youtube video partway through?
Add “#t=XmYs” to the end of the URL, where X = the number of minutes and Y = the number of seconds in that you want it to start.
Here’s yours from above at 30 seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjabvyNVMkQ#t=0m30s
Romy,
All you have to do is add #t=XXmYYs (#t=XXmYYs for XX mins and YY seconds) to the end of the URL.
To start the clip at 03:22, paste in the URL and add “#t=03m22s” to the end of the address. No spaces or quote marks.
#t=1m45s or similar for minute and time at the very end of the link.
example..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5raCHdd1lXU#t=1m0s
Thank you, Andy and Pupster
minute and second,
ok fuck, what they said
*tackles Rocket Chick, gives her “the launch sequence”*
New post.
Dave, is that one of your girls in the clip you linked?
yeah Andy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96o_AGnNFgU&feature=fvw