Hello Comrades. Welcome to Big Boob Friday. In Soviet America, big boobs look at you!
The idiot left think they’ve garnered some sort of SWEET WIN! with the passage of the piece of shit ObamaCare fistfuck. In part, they are correct; it is a massive victory. Unfortunately for those sad sack socialist douche-bags it’s of the pyrrhic variety.
Enjoy your last few months in office you motherfuckers because the redneck racist violent tea-baggers have had enough of your freedom-killing Government Bird.
I know it’s tempting not to listen to that from start to finish but you really should asshole. Cranky would have wanted it that way.
If it pleases Lord Obama (D-Kenya) we will now move on to the boob portion of today’s show. To keep with our all-commie, all-the-time theme, your model today hails from Cuba. Our research department has discovered that Cuba may produce a lot of good ballplayers but it doesn’t produce shit for BBF models. Today’s chickadee excepted of course. Suffice to say that Cuba is no Eastern Bloc.
There is not much in the way of a bio on her. Probably because Cuba’s government-controlled media didn’t want you to know stuff. The entirety of the bio that I did find was this:
“She is from Cuba. She is a wife, mother and a nurse. Birthdate: ? Boobs: 36HH”
Hahahaha. In addition to being a nurse, she makes educational films that prominently feature her hootenannies and poonyangyong. While you wait in line to have life-saving surgery that will ultimately be denied you, please give it up for your model for today, March 26th, 2010, Niki Castro!! YAY!!!
Normally I pick the most attractive picture but I intentionally didn’t do that today because in this picture, Niki looks like she’s taking a poo. Hahaha. You’re welcome.
Take your seats and prepare to learn. On this day…
* in 1827, Ludwig van Beethoven died at the age of 56.
* in 1926, the first lip-reading tournament was held in America.
* in 1930, Sandra Day O’Connor, first female Supreme Court Justice was born in El Paso, Texas.
* in 1931, Leonard Nimoy was born in Boston.
* in 1940, elitist scumbag socialist whore Nancy Pelosi was born in fucking hell.
* in 1945, Japanese resistance ended on Iwo Jima. On a related note, if there is still a little part of you that hasn’t died on the inside, THIS will kill it.
* in 1948, rocker Steven Tyler was born in New York.
* in 1950, funny man Martin Short was born in free-speech-hating Ontario.
* in 1995, rapper Eazy-E (Eric Wright) died at the age of 31.
* in 2233, Captain James T. Kirk will born born. Assuming he not aborted because of Bart Stupak.
Have fun this weekend and try not to fuck shit up. Cheers!
Now I teach you DISCIPLINE!!
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Need a reason for therapy today? Here you go.
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Up yours.
gross.
MOM!!!! CAR IN’S LOOKING AT HERSELF IN THE MIRROR NAKED!!!
*avoids looking at today’s BBF model
Good gawd, she’s hideous.
My kids all grew up watching me nurse their younger siblings. I don’t think they really think one way or another about them.
I couldn’t nurse Gavin, I was under so much stress I didn’t produce anything for him. So the last kid they saw me nurse was my now 6 year old.
heh
Wow, Dave in Texas linked us and it wasn’t on HHD. It was on the most incredibly hideous BBF post we’ve ever had.
Rosetta, please lay off the painkillers. They’re numbing your senses.
Okay, this place is now officially a shithole dump.
Boobs are one thing, but when they’re attached to a trainwreck, you should draw a line.
My kids all grew up watching me nurse their younger siblings. I don’t think they really think one way or another about them.
I couldn’t nurse Gavin, I was under so much stress I didn’t produce anything for him. So the last kid they saw me nurse was my now 6 year old.
Hahahaha. That seriously is the worst comment ever. On a BBF thread no less.
Good job BreadLady.
http://tinyurl.com/592ryc
My favorite part:
* in 1940, elitist scumbag socialist whore Nancy Pelosi was born in fucking hell.
Our BBF model has gone super, nutso, crazy with the lip liner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gutY7NnNuyA
my favorite Captain Kirk moment
Boobs are one thing, but when they’re attached to a trainwreck, you should draw a line.
If you sammich makers weren’t so dense with estrogen you would realize the subtle political undertones to the choice of today’s model.
This is fucking highbrow political commentary people!
“Okay, this place is now officially a shithole dump.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“This is fucking highbrow political commentary people!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“If you sammich makers weren’t so dense with estrogen you would realize the subtle political undertones to the choice of today’s model.
This is fucking highbrow political commentary people!”
Oh, pretty please, please, please enlighten me. Maybe I’ll even make ya a sammich.
Mare, let’s rassle.
She’s like fricking half gang banger half trying really hard to be goth. I’m surprised she didn’t shave her eyebrows and paint them back on.
Okay.
Nude or semi-nude?
She’s like fricking half gang banger half trying really hard to be goth. I’m surprised she didn’t shave her eyebrows and paint them back on.
Sure sign of the apocalypse number 4: When PJM makes me laugh out loud.
Shit. We can’t have much time left.
MOM!!!! CAR IN’S LOOKING AT HERSELF IN THE MIRROR NAKED!!!
HEY ROSIE.
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/whimper-goes-the-dynamite
Mare, I can’t Friend you on Facechimp because I don’t know what the hell your name is. There are no Mares in any of my other Hostage friends’ (loose term) friends.
Oh, pretty please, please, please enlighten me. Maybe I’ll even make ya a sammich.
Hahahahaha!
*sits Sky on my knee*
Now see, freedom, which we used to have is this country, produces hot chicks, some with big pontoons. Cuba, where there is no freedom except to eat dirt because of a soul-crushing brutal Communist regime, produces your model for today. See the difference?
Okay, get off my knee. You’re hurting my leg.
*pinches Sky’s butt*
While I was gone did Hostages have any posts where people just went nuts ranting about the morons we have running this government?
I like those. I need those.
Hotspur, will you Friend me on TwitBookFaceChimpAssDouche?
While I was gone did Hostages have any posts where people just went nuts ranting about the morons we have running this government?
Sure, but now that you’re back we’re all better.
This is fucking highbrow political commentary people!
I get the whole “Cuba” connection, but how does assaulting our senses with a hideous-looking dominatrix who obviously had a previous career working in a non-shielded nuclear plant…..
oooooOOOOooooooooo…….
got it now….
“*sits Sky on my knee*
Now see, freedom, which we used to have is this country, produces hot chicks, some with big pontoons. Cuba, where there is no freedom except to eat dirt because of a soul-crushing brutal Communist regime, produces your model for today. See the difference?
Okay, get off my knee. You’re hurting my leg.
*pinches Sky’s butt*”
*hops off Rosie’s leg and makes him a sammich*
My dear, Hotspur. I don’t do Facechimp. You should know by now I am not mature enough to maintain or update a site that allows people to “find” me (which I don’t want anyone to do).
I get the whole “Cuba” connection, but how does assaulting our senses with a hideous-looking dominatrix who obviously had a previous career working in a non-shielded nuclear plant…..
oooooOOOOooooooooo…….
got it now….
Don’t start making me dumb down BBF.
YAY SAMMICH!!
obviously had a previous career working in a non-shielded nuclear plant
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
You owe me $20 because I’m pretty sure that’s how much the diet shake I just shot through my nose cost.
Wiser, basically Rosie is punishing you menses. That’s why HHD is so much better. Politics never supersedes it’s original purpose.
“who obviously had a previous career working in a non-shielded nuclear plant…..”
LOL (that means laugh out loud)
My dear, Hotspur. I don’t do Facechimp. You should know by now I am not mature enough to maintain or update a site that allows people to “find” me (which I don’t want anyone to do).
Well, I suppose that sorta explains your callous disregard for our affections by disappearing like you did.
By the way, HHD was really good. That Greek guy was a hunk (unlike Rosetta who is a chunk).
thanks mare
*skips off happily
Jimminey Crickets! Those are some bigassed hoop earrings she has on!
Hahahaha! Have you seen this story?
Fat + stupid + smelly + terrible dresser + annoying + gross hair
http://tinyurl.com/lgc6za
UCK ALT!
I hate that story rosetta.
It’s the worst EVAH
Fat + stupid + smelly + terrible dresser + annoying + gross hair
Is this a “Name That Hostage™” Gameshow question?
HAHAHAHAHAHA……..You some of twit……my computer is loading slow so I saw the title before it loaded.
Don’t be hating on the hawt BBF!
Most Friday nights ain’t nobody remotely close to that attractive will be seen at our local backwater pub.
Go count your dick! or cock!
Fat + stupid + smelly + terrible dresser + annoying + gross hair
BEST DESCRIPTION EVER! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fat + stupid + smelly + terrible dresser + annoying + gross hair
Well, this lets Rosie out. He hasn’t any hair.
Most Friday nights ain’t nobody remotely close to that attractive will be seen at our local backwater pub.
Is your backwater pub in the Ozarks?
HAHAHAHAHAHA……..You some of twit……my computer is loading slow so I saw the title before it loaded.
Dammit.
HAHA. I was afraid I’d do harm to your reputation as a gay porno site by linking today, but Rosetta keep the streak alive.
Well done sir!
rosetta, don’t act like you understood what “some of twit” meant.
Those are some bigassed hoop earrings she has on!
Those aren’t earrings. They’re parts of the riding harness!
Ozarks wimmenz are teh hotness!
Imagine a place in rural Texas where everyone looks like the people of Wal-Mart webpage.
Imagine a place in rural Texas where everyone looks like the people of Wal-Mart webpage.
I keep checking that site every day looking for me and my kids.
WWII Navy Dive Bomber Wreck Found in Oregon”
“”In the earlier planes, the pilots were told to not dive for fear the planes would fall apart”.
Worst instructions for dive bomber pilot ever.
“I keep checking that site every day looking for me and my kids.”
hahahahahahahahahaha……(holding lady parts)
holding lady parts
I’m sure MCPO or Hotspur would be willing to do that for you.
Don’t start making me dumb down BBF.
Considering the typical Mensa candidate you normally present as the BBF gal, I don’t think dumbing it down is even possible…..
rosetta, don’t act like you understood what “some of twit” meant.
Hahahahaha. It makes as much sense as anything else around here.
Cuba, where there is no freedom except to eat dirt because of a soul-crushing brutal Communist regime, produces your model for today. See the difference?
Based on your 100% dead-serious previous choices for BBF, especially the Polish ones with faces you could sharpen an axe on, I don’t believe your excuse. You’re flim-flammin’ us.
Richard, the header is from a couple of years ago when I first learned how to use Paint.
I have awesome skillz. You can’t even tell that’s not an actual photograph.
Our buddy Rocketman Bob at Dan’s place had this fun nugget this morning.
http://powip.com/2010/03/when-masks-slip-part/#comments
I was just about to compliment the artiste who created the new header pic. It’s an absolute masterpiece.
*prints out Rosetta’s artwork and puts it on fridge……. backwards.
That should have read, “….some of a twit….”
You figure out the rest.
“soul-crushing” is a very good description. You know it’s bad when no one thinks it’s horrible when being a prostitute is like getting a fast food job.
Based on your 100% dead-serious previous choices for BBF, especially the Polish ones with faces you could sharpen an axe on, I don’t believe your excuse. You’re flim-flammin’ us.
All of my BBF choices contain a subtext of political or sociological commentary. I just choose to not share it with you booger-eating morons as you are unworthy of such brilliance.
You owe me a screen wipe for that last comment, Rosarita!
All of my BBF choices contain a subtext of political or sociological commentary.
HAAA HA HA HA AAAA!
You lying little sack o’ weasel guts!
*tackles Rosie and noogies him right behind the earlobe where it kinda hurts*
I know I feel flim flammed.
I want a refund.
HAAA HA HA HA AAAA!
You lying little sack o’ weasel guts!
*tackles Rosie and noogies him right behind the earlobe where it kinda hurts*
Hahahahahahaha.
*runs away*
All of my BBF choices contain a subtext of political or sociological commentary.
…and lots and lots of butter
I believe this is the first site where I have seen “flim flammed” useds, AND spelled correctly.
useds
*snickers
Don’t flim-flam me, Mammy.
You owe me a screen wipe for that last comment, Rosarita!
Hahahaha.
*tackles Cyn, gives her a “screen wipe”*
PJM, now you know why I admire something being spelled correctly – I can’t speel worth a damn.
My favorite song using the words flim flam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnQQcmBPKic
rosetta, I just went and looked in our media catalogue to see who posted the header and I saw your “American Woman” pic.
I’m traumatized.
Hey, PJ, you gotta check this out.
http://tinyurl.com/yhvngmd
rosetta, I just went and looked in our media catalogue to see who posted the header and I saw your “American Woman” pic.
I’m traumatized.
Hahahaha. What picture is that?
Mrs Rosetta looked through my Hostages Picture file the other day and said she would need therapy. Hahahahaha.
hahahaha, that’s a great link hotspur.
I get one of those emails at least once a day telling me something fabulous will happen.
Hahahaha. What picture is that?
The one of the woman with the gun nursing?
The one of the woman with the gun nursing?
Oh yeah!! I love that picture!! After I uploaded it for the header I decided it was too graphic.
It’s a great one. Hahahahahahahaha.
It’s definitely worth a link in the comments section with a NSFW tag. It’s funny in a I need therapy sort of way.
I knew a woman who nursed her kid until it was time for him to go to Kindergarten. It was really disturbing seeing a four year old kid pawing at his mom’s breasts and whining.
COME ON!!
Link the picture……please.
I knew a woman ….
here we go…..
*starts stopwatch
Was it really hanging that low?
I think the pic is okay for under the fold. At least for 5 minutes.
brb.
>> All of my BBF choices contain a subtext of political or sociological commentary
Not to mention nutrional anecdotes.
Was it really hanging that low?
nah, that’s not it. wait for it.
The BBF model is a man. I am now going to gouge my eyes out with a stapler. Rosetta is teh suck.
I added the picture that pajama momma found disturbing. I, for one, think it’s hilarious.
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
“Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?” he asks.
“$100,” she replies.
He says, “Do you do immigrant style?”
“No” she says.
“I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.”
“No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
“I pay you $300.”
“No,” she says.
“I pay you $400.”
“No,” she says.
So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style.”
She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?”
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?”
The illegal immigrant replies, “You send bill to Government.”
Rosetta – STOP POSTING PHOTOS OF MY FAMILY!!!
I added the picture that pajama momma found disturbing. I, for one, think it’s hilarious.
“Honey, I’ve got this great idea for a portrait….. Go wake up Billy….”
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How much more disturbing would that be if you learned that wasn’t her kid…..
Rosetta – STOP POSTING PHOTOS OF MY FAMILY!!!
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I told you it was kickass.
Wiser – It’s my youngest sister and her nephew, Lemuel.
I am without words. That picture is weird.
How much more disturbing would that be if you learned that wasn’t her kid…..
Have Gun, Will Wet Nurse.
Best movie ever.
Why the fudge is that kid still “nursing?”
Rosetta needs his ass kicked.
The kid looking at the camera gives me the freeking creeps.
THANK GOD!! THANK GOD!! THANK GOD!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/26/fla-authorities-provide-new-details-murder-girl/?test=latestnews
Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
That photo is an allegory.
The woman, with that contemptuous look in her eye is the federal government. You can tell ‘ cause she’s got a gun.
The kid is the representative image of democrats.
We are who they are looking at. She’s thinking “I only have one tit” and the boy is thinking “Nah nah nah nah nah.”
Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
Have you reset your PRAM lately?
PJM – I drove by Somer’s house and the house that this animal was staying in last month.
Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
Out of shape from lack of use?
Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
It’s dreaming?
It wants you to catch it and have your way with it?
>> Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
You hugged it today right?
Have you reset your PRAM lately?
What is this PRAM of which you speak?
Out of shape from lack of use?………..YES.
Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
Did you try plugging it in? Try plugging it in.
Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
Maybe it’s thirsty. Try pouring some water on it.
It wants you to catch it and have your way with it?
hahahaha
Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
Maybe a pebble in one of its sneakers??
Compos, congrats on the promotion.
Your people skills will undoubtedly lead you straight to the White House.
It’s dreaming?
Electric Dreams?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek08KvgqFGM
how is mr. scott today lauraw?
My leg looks AMAZING! I cannot believe how great my leg looks. Eventually, it will barely be noticeable at all. The way it is now I know in a few months I will be able to wear shorts and skirts again. I am so happy.
Mare, restart your computer and hold down ctrl+opt+p+r until you get the second grey screen. (It’s kinda awkward.)
Maybe it’s thirsty. Try pouring some water on it.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Maybe a pebble in one of its sneakers??
*said in Italian mafia voice
I got a stone in my shoe. You can remove it.
I would like to thank all of you (with the exception of Hotspur) for helping me determine why my MAC is running slowly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH5yKr_c62A&feature=fvw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..The music is priceless.
Did you try plugging it in? Try plugging it in.
I have something I want you to plug in …
http://tinyurl.com/yh8naxx
Yay, Sohita! That’s super awesome news.
Can someone tell me why my MAC is running slowly?
Maybe it needs some nourishment. Did you try breast feeding it? Try breast feeding it.
Also you should go in to disk utility and verify disk permissions. Repair any that need it.
Sohos, that’s fantastic.
You know I’m going to ask for a picture.
Thank you, Hotpur.
Sohita – WONDERFUL. I’ll expect those “special” photos in my email!
Yeah once I get the staples and stitches out I will show the before and after pictures.
What exactly did they do sohos? Hold sohos down and the skin from his scalp to repair your leg?
Sohos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJuzhSReRvo
My leg looks AMAZING!
That’s awesome news, sohos. Very happy to hear that. Of course, we’ll need photographic evidence at some point.
Thanks, Mare. Though I’m not quite sure how to take that White House comment.
right now it looks like frakenleg but I can totally see the difference.
Try breast feeding it.
hahahaha! I’m running slowly too!
They pulled it all together to make one scar and not a big huge floppy, hideous deal
“Though I’m not quite sure how to take that White House comment.”
It means that if an asshole, dummy, pretender, joke, ass douche like Obama can be President, you, with your people management skills, can run the country in your sleep.
Airdale <3 Mare!
Though I’m not quite sure how to take that White House comment
hahahahaha
I know how I want you to take it.
“Airdale <3 Mare!"
You know that goes both ways!
I know how I want you to take it.
That comment made my right nipple hard.
airdale is less than three mare
makes sense to me
>> The way it is now I know in a few months I will be able to wear shorts and skirts again. I am so happy.
Me too.
“airdale is less than three mare”
hahahahahaha…..PJM is teh funny. I’m still laughing about your family showing up on the “people of Walmart” site.
pain killer and nap time see yall in awhile
That comment made my right nipple hard.
The frosty stare from my avatar caused that.
Have a good sleepy sleep, Sohos.
(OH, and congrats on your job. Thinks are really looking up for you!)
The frosty stare from my avatar caused that.
No, it was the tone and the perceived underlying inuendo. Sassay!
Mare, are you still in Hawaii?
PJM – PLLLLLLLTTTTT!
*pinches compos’ nipple
hahaha, sorry mcpo
I couldn’t resist
*shoots compos in face with cannon full of expelled douche*
*pinches rosetta’s in pity
Yes, compos, until June 9th or around there. Our place closes on April 9th. We are leasing back until we leave. Termite inspection today, final walk through on the 30th.
We will initially be going to Washington State, then some traveling with the kiddies until my youngest goes to college. Eventually we are going to establish residency in Texas (to be near Dave).
*shoots compos in face with cannon full of expelled douche*
hahahahaha, actually that makes me laugh
That’s really frickin disgusting rosetta
*shoots compos in face with cannon full of expelled douche*
hahahahahahaha…gross.
Eventually we are going to establish residency in Texas (to be near Dave).
Well I’m jealous.
How does that woman breast feeding her son while holding a rifle help Michelle Obama’s children?
*pinches compos’ nipple
Somewhere, a midget was just born.
*shoots compos in face with cannon full of expelled douche*
hahaha! Hey! Why do I taste cucumber?
hahaha! Hey! Why do I taste cucumber?
Dumbass can’t tell the difference between cucumber and Rosetta’s slightly used rubber fist!
hahaha! Hey! Why do I taste cucumber?
hahahahaha
I have no idea why that amused me either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS8RVkaIM9c
*aims at Rosetta’s taint. sets phaser to Episiotomy*
Here’s a pretty cool little idea for all you window lickers.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/839102/cool_little_miniature_stove/
PJM – Check your Gmail!
So, I took mom to a Dr.’s appointment this morning. As we’re leaving, a guy pulls up to the valet in this:
http://www.rolls-roycemotorcars.com/#/phantom_coupe/
As the valet gets in to park it, the owner says “Take it for a lap, son, it’s a hell of a ride.”
PJM – Check you Gstring!
*snap*
hahaha! Hey! Why do I taste cucumber?
Hahahahaha.
I like compos because it’s impossible to offend him.
compos, will you marry me?
MCPO, check your diaper.
compos, will you marry me?
Why would you want to go and ruin a perfectly good relationship? Tell you what, I’ll just go ahead and give you half my shit.
You want the right half or the left?
“As the valet gets in to park it, the owner says “Take it for a lap, son, it’s a hell of a ride.””
Bwahaha. I heart that.
MCPO, check your diaper.
It’s full. I’ll have the federal healthcare worker come over and change it.
Here’s a pretty cool little idea for all you window lickers.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/839102/cool_little_miniature_stove/
Who needs to make a fucking miniature stove? Worst link ever.
Sky, I hung around a bit, hoping he’d let me give it a whirl, but he went on in.
Clearly, I’m a victim of maldistribution of income.
Car in had to trade her coffin in.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/402139/coffin.jpg
“Sky, I hung around a bit, hoping he’d let me give it a whirl, but he went on in.
Clearly, I’m a victim of maldistribution of income.”
You should call a Congresscritter. Get the ACLU involved. It’s not fair, how that guy didn’t let you drive his things.
Car in had to trade her coffin in.
hahaha! sweet.
Who needs to make a fucking miniature stove? Worst link ever.
It’s the end of the world estupido. How else are you gonna cook the little brown people that stray onto your property?
Hotspur, check your ass zucchini.
I like compos because it’s impossible to offend him.
I dunno… I got him pretty good in a flame war a while back. That pretty much threw him off his game….
Rosetta was a hairy little dude. Guess that’s why he’s bald now.
http://tinyurl.com/yf4ndjg
PJM – Check your Gmail!
Why MCPO, there’s nothing between us that can’t be discussed on the hostages.
I think the others would like to hear what we have to say. I think it broadens their horizons.
So, to answer your question, because by golly, I am NOT ashamed to discuss this in public!, yes, yes I do use gluten in my bread recipes.
For some reason, PJM’s tent smells foul.
http://tinyurl.com/ycjg69s
Rosetta was a hairy little dude. Guess that’s why he’s bald now.
http://tinyurl.com/yf4ndjg
Are you looking forward to meeting Chris Hansen?
For some reason, PJM’s tent smells foul.
Someone needs to goatse that thing.
Valet? At a doctor’s office? Not for very much longer….
Which hostages is this?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/7520961/Swedish-prisoner-warned-over-flatulence-protests.html
PJM – All that to inform me that you are too lazy to actually email me?!?
So, to answer your question, because by golly, I am NOT ashamed to discuss this in public!, yes, yes I do
use gluten in my bread recipesfind your gluteus maximus arousing.I just wanted an excuse to talk about bread today.
HA! I almost asked about your bread, PJM. But since you are dieting I thought I would avoid that topic.
Can anyone make a good sourdough? *perks up* ‘Cause I really miss sourdough.
HAHAHAHAHAA
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BigWilly152/ChrisHansen-1.png
But since…….what the hell is that?
Which hostages is this?
Let’s see…… Farts. Swedish prison. “all noise”.
Rosie!
“http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/BigWilly152/ChrisHansen-1.png”
hahahahahahahaha…..I hate that picture of Rosetta.
HA! I almost asked about your bread, PJM. But since you are dieting I thought I would avoid that topic.
I’ve been making it like crazy mare. I even made a cheddar, onion bacon loaf. It smelled really good. PJD loved it and he loved the pumpernickel I made.
sky, my machine can make one, but I haven’t tried it.
Cheddar onion bacon bread sounds fucking awesome. Damn.
More breadmaker stories!!!!!!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*loads gun and flips coin to decide whether to shoot computer or self.
I don’t want this country to go socialis/communist because I don’t want to be forced into wearing make-up like our BBF model. That would be worse than eating government cheese.
*pours wiserbud a double* Don’t shoot your computer. Someone else can use that when you’re dead.
pajama momma, check your breadmaker.
Cheddar onion bacon bread sounds fucking awesome. Damn.
Surrounding a hamburger…
I’ll be in my bunk.
It’s official, this site is all about kittens, bread and pron.
PJ – Send me the recipe for the cheddar onion bacon bread.
PJM used her breadmaker to make a new seat cushion for MCPO’s scooter. True story.
Someone else can use that when you’re dead.
not if they can’t remove all the crap that I end with when I follow all the links you idiots post……
Is it too early for a cocktail?
Rosetta, I found that picture of us playing the Dominatrix game:
http://tinyurl.com/y8ezf5u
“Is it too early for a cocktail?”
Cyn, I love you, but that’s a dumb question (especially here).
“Is it too early for a cocktail?”
Cyn. It is always five o’clock somewhere, which means it is never too early for a cocktail. Drink up, baby.
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!
Lookit what I done got!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ykdo8st
I can;t wait to tell you all about all the awesome things I’m gonna make with it!!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!
Hahahaha. Stupid.
What’s the difference between agile dog swallowing 15 pork swords and Mare eating 15 cheesecakes off a tranny’s goatse?
I thought the little dog’s face was funny.
I’m drinkin’ then. I have a bunco party at my house tomorrow so I just vacuumed all the carpets and moved shitloads of furniture to clean my carpeting. My fucking carpet shampooer is not working. *sigh; opens bottle and raises glass to Big Ben*
OMG!!! IT FINALLY ARRIVED!!!!!!
*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap….
http://tinyurl.com/yfa9wuq
Wish my breadmaker could make one of these. . .
http://tinyurl.com/yz5dlej
Cyn, shake your money-maker.
What’s the difference between agile dog swallowing 15 pork swords and Mare eating 15 cheesecakes off a tranny’s goatse?
She liked it?
Done.
Good job on the BBF Rosetta, your art reflects your mood, it’s perfect!
Many years ago I was with my wife on Fremont Street late at night, a man next to me, a black man no less, jumped on top of a garbage can and started yelling, “The artist lives! The artist lives! The artist lives to depict suffering! The Artist lives to depict suffering!”
A couple of drunk meat heads, former frat boy types, started yelling, “Shut the fuck up!” at him. The black man jumped off the garbage can and ran away.
I found it inspirational, the whole thing, and in my mind when they yelled, “Shut the fuck up” I thought, “NO!”.
He is right. After the weekend and this week this BBF poat is an accurate representation of the suffering we have endured. An ugly totalitiarian big boobed slut is perfect.
Bravo!
Wish my breadmaker could make one of these. . .
http://www.thursdaynext.com/toastlisa.html
Done.
Dammit, didn’t have my camera.
Diamonds are handcuffs.
HBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!!
Lookit what I done got!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ykdo8st
I can;t wait to tell you all about all the awesome things I’m gonna make with it!!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha!!
Done.
I’m out!
“Diamonds are handcuffs.”
Brilliant!
Wiser – I don’t want to make a picture of her, ya dumbphuck!
ZOMG!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ydcc532
Uni, your story reminded me of that. Some old black dude was standing on a bench on the diag one warm summer night screaming that at the top of his lungs.
LOL
If ya’ll don’t stop with the fucking kitchen utensils, I’ll start linking shoes.
Jealousy will gain you nothing!
http://tinyurl.com/47bnmp
ZOMG!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ybpotr7
He is right. After the weekend and this week this BBF poat is an accurate representation of the suffering we have endured. An ugly totalitiarian big boobed slut is perfect.
Bravo!
Finally. Someone that appreciates the depth and complexity of my work.
SHOES??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!1!!!11
ARE THEY ONE SALE????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t make me kill you, Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/y9kbbpe
Hotspur, he was right.
I love crazy street prophets.
Bad Pupster…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9D9f_ySvkA
WAS THAT A REAL SPOON??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMf40ORFE8
Hahahahahaha. Everyone’s funny today. That must mean the world is about to end.
LOL James O’Keefe just got his charge reduced to misdemeanor entering a fed. bldg. under false pretenses. They just had to charge him with something, didn’t they.
Wonder if pMSNBC will have that story tonight.
Bad Pupster…
Well, that answers the question “What does the dog do if he actually catches the car he’s chasing?”
xbrad, does ObamaCare cover this?
http://tinyurl.com/yf5rgsv
Listening to Free Bird right now.
Righteous song and video.
How Roestta got frostbite on his sphincter:
http://tinyurl.com/ykcm3hg
Listening to Free Bird right now.
Righteous song and video.
I’ve found that whenever I make the investment of 10 minutes it’s always worth it.
Shhhh! Don’t disturb xBrad.
http://tinyurl.com/yhftokh
pajama momma, check your breadmaker.
yeast
mcpo, it’s the cheddar onion one that’s in the recipe book. we just happened to have left over bacon so I crumbled it up and added it to the recipe. PJD LOVED his turkey avo sandwiches last week with that bread.
iser that is soooo last night.
iser = wiser
iser that is soooo last night.
look, if we’re gonna adhere to the “use by” dates on all the jokes around here, xbrad isn’t ever gonna have anything to say….
I just got my wife a new cornbread maker. Check it out.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412haBPWIOL.jpg
Muthafucks didn’t tell me I’d have to buy all the accessories.
http://agmsupply.com/images/spatula-chef.jpg
I hear you moan. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkZsSydzQjM
PG, draw!
http://tinyurl.com/ybv6bzd
Just bought the wife a new dishwasher…..
http://tinyurl.com/yhcalvv
“I’ve found that whenever I make the investment of 10 minutes it’s always worth it.”
Listening to it again.
I’m going to happy hour now and have excellent cocktails and make fun of people in real life. Try not to shit the bed while I’m gone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyX3a-kryhA
I prefer semi-autos to revolvers.
drive time.
Man, do I scroll up and catch up on the thread, or just toss in a non sequitur?
I’m eating smoked provolone and drinking a tiny glass of $4 wine. I’m like a real Ann Arborite for the moment.
U can always link shoes sky.how do you think wiser keeps up with the latest styles?
Fucking Van Zants were a bunch of fucking stupid, toothless rednecks from the west side of Jacksonville.
>> Eventually we are going to establish residency in Texas (to be near Dave).
It’s cool, I hear that a lot lately. Makes me feel pretty good you know?
Here ya go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMhaehb5AnE
Oh and I’m random Mcpo?
Oh, I looked at real estate in Thad McCotter’s district today. It’s not exactly Detroit, but there are houses for $35k. I’m tempted to buy one for cash, demolish it, and then take out a loan and park a trailer on the land.
Well, I’m off to take the little one to the park. But, because I know Wiser needs to know what to wear tonight:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FIeNfRo-KJE/SndwknXhyQI/AAAAAAAAAzc/Ei_LrKSLBU0/s320/stripper+shoes.jpg
Eventually we are going to establish residency in Texas
I’ve considered doing the same, just so I can be on the right side of the border when stuff we can’t talk about at Hot Air happens.
I’ve always wanted a Texas passport.
Leon, I’d like to know how you know so much about the Aut bar.
**would pay good money to see Ember in those shoes**
I am thinking about staying put. Utah is loverly.
Considering Obama is taking a sledgehammer to my industry I may need to move to a less expensive locations. After discussing it with my wife our options are:
Ogden, Utah (Dirt cheap and pretty cool)
Las Vegas, Nevada (dirt cheap now, lots of friends, good tax structure)
Spokane, Washington (dirt cheap, good tax structure, mountains nearby)
If de shit really hits the fan I will consider:
Texas
Germany
Chile
You know what would be good?
Mayonnaise bread.
Beef bread.
Chicken pot pie bread.
Tuna bread.
Leon, I’d like to know how you know so much about the Aut bar.
I’m pretty sure it originally opened about the same year I was a freshman at UM. The campus was littered with flyers and shit. It’s nothing compared to the all male gym with 75 changing rooms (that line is in the ad: “75 changing rooms”) that I saw advertised in one of the free progressive rags a few years back.
Gina and tonic bread.
PJM – They were talking about “Free Bird”, you culturally ignorant WHORE!
Heh, Gina.
Whore bread.
Ass potato bread.
I’m making beer bread tonight
Uniball, that list mirrors mine. I just have to finally pull the trigger and start looking for work outside the company if I want to go anywhere but Maryland or Virginia.
Also, banana nut bread is the bizzomb.
Viagra bread.
Two hour shit bread.
Jenkem bread.
**would pay
goodmoney to see Ember in those shoes**I’m all out of good money.
Helen Thomas bread.
Leon – Had a slice with butter with my afternoon tea – YUM-ME!
Made banana cake this week, but not with mybreadmaker. I went old skewl. It’s more like cake because it’s moister and sweeter.
Mcpo dear, did you say something?
Definitely AoS sidebar material — http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/7510350/Terrorists-could-use-exploding-breast-implants-to-blow-up-jet.html
I don’t gots teh new keys.
Mesa I think the two hour shit bread is called a 2 lb. loaf
Crap. I had a whitepaper all written up about boob-bombs. I was going to shop it around and see if I could win a proposal for boob-scanning radar that could detect the ‘splosives.
And let me look at all teh bewbies.
Leon,
Ogden is a great town, PJM has family there so it would be easy to get laid whenever she visits.
Made banana cake this week, but not with mybreadmaker. I went old skewl. It’s more like cake because it’s moister and sweeter.
Protip: chill, slice thin, fry in butter.
I haven’t been to Utah yet, but I wouldn’t mind visiting. I figure the Mormons have already fought the US FedGov once, so they might know a thing or two.
Oh man that sounds good Leon. Butter anything is good
Uniball, I’m not screwing my relatives in utah
I know it’s called an upper decker when you take a shit in someones toilet bowl water tank, what would you call it if you took a shit on a plate and put it in someones refrigerator or freezer?
Butter anything is good
You ever seen Last Tango in Paris?
No. Is butter bad?
Butter anything is good
I fry burgers in it now. I know they don’t need it, but I don’t care.
Leon,
Mormons are an interesting group. The rural Mormons still have the fight in them, the urban Mormons try to be as urbane as anywhere else.
But when the shit hits the fan, I think this is probably a pretty good place to be.
I love the mentality in the Rocky Mountain States. It’s still very independent. The only areas that remind me of the NE or Berkeley are the resort areas of Colorado, Boulder, Jackson, Park City, but that’s about it. People are pretty fiercely independent for the most part.
The fact that the feds own 50-90% of the land out here makes people pissed as hell.
No. Is butter bad?
Not for anal lube, apparently. http://tinyurl.com/ybfu7z9
Butter’s pretty much perfect for anal lube, and smells nice afterward.
What?
Give it away, give it away now. . .
http://tinyurl.com/yfofmyd
In russia, crane falls on you…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InLgUkth_jI
http://imgur.com/20rQ8
Why am I not suprised compos and leon are experts on anal lubes…
Why am I not surprised that you would comment about that…
Brewfan, when you’ve got Game like I do, the wimmens just offer it up.
Compos, on the other hand…. well, he’s had to catch. NTTAWWT.
http://i.imgur.com/LuE9u.gif
Pub time. L8r, suckers.
wonder how many people died in that crane accident?
PJM – Just Wiser and Rosetta.
Turn your radio on. Friday evening gospel time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnX7AIFi_NQ&feature
Darn it. Embedding disabled. I always forget to check for that.Click over to youtube. It’s not that hard.
PJM – Just Wiser and Rosetta.
oh, well that’s ok then.
pubdiet shake time.*sigh
how pathetic
it’s ok, I’m going to Fry’s and that makes everything better in my life
laterz
pub diet shake time.
I’m eating half-pound bunless cheeseburger #2.
#2 is poop
Not in this case, though it will be in about 8 hours.
From my favorite bluegrass band of all time. Listen up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWldFcxSDHs&feature
Hotspur is such a typical Michigan redneck! My sisters would be quite happy with his musical selections.
Here’s one for you, Chief, dear shipmate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5T0fBcDu5U
anyone have a point by point rebuttal on this for me?
First, the reform DOES NOT COVER ILLEGALS. Second, NO ONE WILL GET JAIL TIME. Third, only those people in the very highest of incomes will see an increase in taxes. Fourth, it doesn’t cover federally funded abortion, and it NEVER did.
Healthcare reform is something I strongly believe in. I have a mother who worked two jobs her entire life who can’t get healthcare because of preexisting conditions, COPD & RA.
Of course the insurance lobbyists want to scare America into believing healthcare reform is a bad thing, it stops them from dropping people when they need coverage most. It drops consumers that are expensive & cut into their profits.
Wellpoint profits 9 million dollars every day, profit! Cigna profit was 12 billion.
Hurry up!!!!
Okay, here’s your last one. A lot of Ricky Skaggs this week, but how can you ever get tired of him and Tony Rice?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSc1205qlX8&feature
PJM, I don’t have time to go point by point right now because I gotta split.
One word:
UNCONSTITUTIONAL
Second, NO ONE WILL GET JAIL TIME.
Lie, anyone that refuses to pay the penalty effectively refuses to pay federal income tax. Capone went to jail for that, why wouldn’t I?
I have a mother who worked two jobs her entire life who can’t get healthcare because of preexisting conditions, COPD & RA.
Lie. She might not have got it cheap, but those are both manageable — if chronic — conditions. A policy might not have covered them, but she could still use a MSA to manage her conditions with pre-tax dollars.
Of course the insurance lobbyists want to scare America into believing healthcare reform is a bad thing, it stops them from dropping people when they need coverage most. It drops consumers that are expensive & cut into their profits.
Coverage is not Care. No amount of increased demand results in an immediately larger supply. It’s not rationing, per se, but there’s only so much medical care to go around. Sure, you can stay covered. That’s worthless if you can’t find a doctor.
Wellpoint profits 9 million dollars every day, profit! Cigna profit was 12 billion.
So? How much do they have to distribute that profit? What margin is that, based on their overall business volume? Take profit out of it, and no one will insure you. Profit is the only reason any company does anything. Don’t go crying to government, either, because power is the only reason they do anything. Profit is at least morally defensible.
WTF is this shit?
Here, let me counteract all this hillbilly music.
Here.
This is kind of a “friday” sorta song:
here
I hate you all.
Everyone’s out having fun, aren’t they?
Wellpoint profits 9 million dollars every day, profit! Cigna profit was 12 billion.
Assuming that’s true, what percentage of the their overall revenue is this profit?
You people know that not removing the *http://* from the URL and embedding the video -SLOWS THE FUCKING THREAD DOWN, right?*
*Mesa, as a founder, is exempt
Everyone’s out having fun, aren’t they?
Fun is relative. I’m leveling my troll priest.
Points one – four are pure speculation on their part, or outright wrong. There is no provision in the Senate bill or the reconcilation bill that requires proof of citizenship. There are civil penalties, fines imposed and mandated. Third is poppycock, fees imposed by the government are no different than taxes. Already major companie like AT&T are taking an immediate write down on the Medicare taxes (AT&T, 1 billion in the 2nd quarter). Immediate. Fourth, the senate and reconciliation bills provide no prohibition on the funding of abortions.
On what you believe strongly in (healthcare reform), who gives a shit what you strongly believe in? You pay for it. I don’t feel like it. I believe strongly in a new set of golf clubs and you must buy them for me.
Finally, dropping coverage/pre-existing conditions. No one covered by a plan gets dropped from a plan if they are participating in the plan. On pre-existing conditions, unless a provider has some means of spreading risk, you cannot (well you couldn’t) demand coverage for a condition that existed previously without spreading that risk. It’s like me wanting to buy a policy for my home when the house is on fire. It’s not sustainable.
The safety net is (ok, was) Medicare and Medicaid, but that’s been gutted by this plan so there ain’t one now.
When the plan is fully implemented, 20MM people still. Will. Not. Have. Health Insurance.
Wellpoint, Cigna, et.al average pre-tax profits are between 3-5%. For every dollar in expense, they earn almost a nickel. What’s a “fair” profit?
If you want to reform the industry, drop state insurance boards and allow companies to compete for your healthcare business.
FInally, suck my dick.
How’s that?
“You people know that not removing the *http://* from the URL and embedding the video -SLOWS THE FUCKING THREAD DOWN, right?*”
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Someone get out the stun guns.
I love you leon. Thank you!
Now that I fixed my comments, you fuckers better click those links.
If you want to reform the industry, drop state insurance boards and allow companies to compete for your healthcare business.
By convincing your state governments, who lawfully have this authority, of the necessity of doing so, BECAUSE IT ISN’T IN THE FUCKING PERVIEW OF THE FEDERAL FUCKING GOVERNMENT!
Seconded, BiW. It’s the right policy, but it has to be decided at the state level.
carin – Thank you.
So, Illegals aren’t required to buy insurance, and can’t be fined for not buying insurance, and that’s a good thing? Because they are still gonna show up at an ER and demand treatment, and the ER still can’t turn them away. How’s that help?
I want to be an illegal alien.
They won’t be illegal because Obama is going to give them all amnesty which is the point I made to the girl I’ve been arguing with all day.
>> BECAUSE IT ISN’T IN THE FUCKING PERVIEW OF THE FEDERAL FUCKING GOVERNMENT!
Stop yelling at me. Yes, it’s in the purview of the states. It also drives up cost and suppresses competition. Where’s the friggin Commerce clause when you need it?
Dave!! That was also great, except the part about telling her to suck my dick. I don’t have one.
She hasn’t responded. She first irritated me by bringing up Bushisms and talking about Sarah Palin saying I can see Russia from my porch. Which she didn’t say. I tore her a new one on those and then brought up Obama talking about the 57 states and all the other retarded things he’s said.
Then she had to say she was only joking. And went on to inform me that I’d been mislead about healthcare……….but she means no disrespect.
Second, NO ONE WILL GET JAIL TIME.
Try not paying the fine, see what happens. It’s the last resort for the government, but it is a real option.
Third, only those people in the very highest of incomes will see an increase in taxes.
Really, because there was a Dem on the floor the other day admitting that wasn’t quite so. Plus, if I’m required to buy a better policy than I have now, or the my insurance company has to raise their rates, how is that different from a tax increase?
Fourth, it doesn’t cover federally funded abortion, and it NEVER did.
Then why did THE DEMS argue about it for weeks? Why did the President have to sign an E/O, which is unenforceable?
man I love you guys!
>> except the part about telling her to suck my dick. I don’t have one
That’s what makes it awesome, asserting that you do.
Who are we talking about by the way?
Tell her to suck my dick. Dave’s is more like a nub.
suck my nub makes me laugh
Who are we talking about by the way?
I dunno. Some chick on FB.
Also xbrad and leon (I think) are right, try not paying a fine that’s enforced by the IRS. Let me know how that goes.
Xbrad, I intended for PJ to say that using the first person. Not my dick.
Duh, Dave, it’s not like you got a dick for her to suck…
Looks like b-rad’s feeling a little froggy today.
Also, every person I’ve talked with who thinks HCR is a good idea quickly comes up with a sob story about a relative.
COPD? You mean what we used to call emphysema? Caused by smoking? And yet your relative is still alive. And while they’ve been denied coverage, they haven’t been left to die under our horrible system, have they now? You don’t want health care, you want me to pay for YOUR healthcare.
He just wants to talk about my dick. I do not encourage this.
hahahaha
ok, I really have to drag my kids out of the house. They don’t want to go all the way to Fry’s, but I do.
This will be a kicking and screaming affair.
What the hell is wrong with them? How can you NOT like Fry’s? seriously, I have mutant children
Really, I’m just tired of talking to my dick.
Fry’s? The electronics store? Where you’ll drag them around, and force them to look at a shitpot of cool electronics and games and gadgets and stuff they’d kill for? The store where you won’t let them get jack shit?
Baylor is kicking ass early against St. Marys. Totally unfair, you know those Baptists had steak today.
Jeebers, where the fuck did everyone go?
watching the Baylor game right now
Go Bears!
I still think Sohos should share Frankenleg pics. Just so we will appreciate the non-Franken leg that much more.
Worst. Vacation. Ever.
poor Scott! How are you feeling?
Baylor is kicking ass early against St. Marys. Totally unfair, you know those Baptists had steak today.
Yet another reason I’m lapsed.
AHAHAHAH, poor Scott.
Tell Laura to make you some chicken soup.
Yo SCOTT.
When’s the dinner cruise?
Worst. Vacation. Ever.
Sorry, dude. Hang in there and try to rest. I lnow it’s impossible in hospital, but try.
xbrad I am seeing if mesa can upload the new picture. my leg is swollen and you can see all of the staples/stiches
I made him chicken broth but they won’t let him have liquids until tomorrow.
Well I will be damned.
Both lilies made it. I couldn’t tell cause the pads were all wrapped up on the left, it just looked like one survived..
Gotta go get a pot that don’t leak. I be back.
Ahhh, ~100 hour work week over. Ice cubes marinating in 12-year old Scotch. All is well.
Glad to see Scott up there ^^^^. Just wait ’til this Obamacare kicks in … every trip to the hospital will come with a healthy over/under on surviving.
Fortune cookies these days are such a lie.
Awesome Dave! You will love the colors together.
I’m glad you are finally healing, Sohos. Now if we can just get some of the other sick, lame, crippled fuckers here to make some progress. Obamacare is gonna bankrupt us all the way you folks keep using healthcare resources.
Sohos! So glad to hear you are finishing up your long journey.
Thanks yall! Me too
“Fry’s? The electronics store? Where you’ll drag them around, and force them to look at a shitpot of cool electronics and games and gadgets and stuff they’d kill for? The store where you won’t let them get jack shit?”
John? Is that you?
Is this the on-line site where we order pizza for delivery?
From the “You might be a redneck if …” files:
Got an email from my dad yesterday telling me he had spent my inheritance.
I was hoping for hookers and blow, but it was not to be.
As it turns out, he really just invested my inheritance in a brand-new Kubota tractor that I’m more than happy to inherit as well.
I’mma share a spam email I gots wit you:
Thank God, this is now officially the final season of 24.
They’ve been flogging a rotting corpse for a couple of years.
TGIBBF™
Evenin’, Stalker! *pours whiskey. leaves on windowsill*
*gulps whiskey*
Thanks, Ember! How are the fishies?
Congrats on completing all your surgery, Sohita. And on the job.
Teafran, good to see you. What’s shakin’ with you?
Cola!
howdy teafran
Thanks so much Andy!
Still alive.
So far.
Wish I’d have had my camera on the way to work this morning. I saw a beautiful flock of turkeys with a big gobbler strutting for his “harem”.
* composes pre-comment for use after the last Monday in April *
Wish I’d have had my Benelli on the way to work this morning. I saw a beautiful flock of turkeys with a big gobbler strutting for his “harem”.
OK, just making the final reservations for my trip to Oregon and Seattle.
When’s your trip?
April 22 to May 8.
Why, you gonna break into the house while I’m gone?
Andy,
about 8 years ago I was zeroing the scope on my 300 Weatherby when a group of jakes walked out of the woods, there were about 20 of them. I was tempted but not too much. Wrong gun, wrong season, wrong bird.
Here we have slot sizes for fish. I have no problem throwing back a fish that is too small.
One that is too big? Ouch!
* scrolls up to look at actual poat, since it is the BBF *
Rosie, the combination of Skynyrd and a toddler nursing from the bewb of a chick holding a shotgun = Honorary Redneck!
I took an elk out of season once.
Sumbitch. Both plants had a dozen or more healthy tubers growin up out of em.
I repotted em, put in some more Osmocote in the bottom of the pots like I was told to do.. repacked with the clay.
I’m dirty now. Very very dirty.
I took an elk out of season once.
Hahahaha. I don’t think the firearm was quite legal either.
vmax, how’d you like that .300 Wby? Should be a flat-shooting mofo.
No, I’m not gonna break into your house. I’m just gonna burn it down.
I have never seen a elk
Burn it down? Cool. But don’t expect me to pay you for your arson fetish.
I have never seen a elk
Here’s what you missed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYzWmKlZtrU
Andy,
It kicks purty good, but I can put 3 shots in 1/2″ at 100 yards. I have shot it at 300 yds a few times and can keep it under 2″
I have never seen a elk
The damn things were practically pests on Ft. Carson. They’d come right up to you. There were deer, antelope, elk and all sorts of critters on post.
Elks look like a moose with skinny antlers
Ok I’m at fry’s with the kids and we’re all sitting in massage chairs right now. It’s pretty sweet
I have shot it at 300 yds a few times and can keep it under 2″
Sub-MOA accuracy is pretty much a Weatherby calling-card.
I’d like to have a .300 Win Mag or .300 Wby. Nowhere around here to shoot it, though.
What the fuck is this shirt?
http://tinyurl.com/yafvwp9
The damn things were practically pests on Ft. Carson.
Mule Deer, too. Same up at AFA. Big-ass antlered animals tend to congregate where they know they won’t be shot.
I dropped a coyote at about 800 yards outside Yakima with a Ruger M77 .300WinMag.
I also have a Weatherby Mark V in 30-06. It is more practical here in the east. In the 10 years I have owned it I have put maybe 50 rounds through the 300.
Yes I have to sand bag on a bench it to get that kind of accuracy. Off hand I am nowhere near so good.
OK, just making the final reservations for my trip to Oregon and
Seattle.
http://tinyurl.com/ybgocu7
My first encounter with a mule deer. Me and the missus, rolling through the park near Royal Gorge in CO. We come upon a timid woodland creature. The windows are down, it is a gorgeous day.
I am an idiot. I think we will spook it, like deer around here. I say “SHHHH”.
It walks up to the car. I am not believing this shit. Amazing. I’m fumbling for the camera.
It walks RIGHT THE FUCK UP TO THE PASSENGER WINDOW. I am still saying “Don’t move”. Because I am a moron.
That fuckin deer stuck it’s whole head in the car, now my wife is freaking and climbing over toward me while I am trying to take a picture, only she didn’t think to unlatch her seatbelt before yelling EJECT EJECT EJECT!. The deer’s head fills the entire right side of our rental, and it says, real friendly like,
“HOWDY! I CAN HAZ COOKIE?”
I took that pic. Wish I could find it. We laughed for days over that shit.
Well, Pups, I was gonna bring you back some doggie treats, but now I think I’ll just bring you back a big empty bag of nothing.
Bad dog.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ygsglav
“Stand up!”
Hahahah! that pic would be priceless Dave!
Royal Gorge is one of the nicer places up there to visit.
I took that pic. Wish I could find it.
Found it.
http://tinyurl.com/y9zpjul
Yes I have to sand bag on a bench it to get that kind of accuracy. Off hand I am nowhere near so good.
I am.
* pulls comment out of “lie bucket” *
HAH.
It was a doe or it couldn’a got her head in the car.
*my fingers are grimy
Ha. That was classic Allah. Reminds me why I used to love him.
**pours a round of whiskey in hopes that someone will say hi**
*sings*
“I’m back in the saddle again. . .”
HI ROMY.
I’ll pass on the whiskey though. Sean can have my shot.
Never developed a taste for it.
heheh
Don’t we all Andy
How does pupster have/find all these gifs?
Hi Romy!
How is Alabama? I have the A/C on. It has kind of cooled off but it is still humid as a cleveland steamer here.
Thank you, Car in. No one expected me to be at work today, and only two people talked to me. That was weird.
Dave’s story reminded my of this:
http://tinyurl.com/ybhdbdp
HI ROMY!!!!
GIMME WHISKEY!!!!
OK, just making the final reservations for my trip to Oregon and
Seattle.
http://tinyurl.com/ybgocu7
Bahaa haaa haaa…
Vmax, this is the season where Alabama can’t make up its mind whether it’s winter or spring, so it settles for tornadoes. I have the heat on in the house, AC on in the car earlier.
Thank you, Car in. No one expected me to be at work today, and only two people talked to me. That was weir
Perchance you were invisible to everyone else?
Howdy Romy! I made banana bread today. Making sandwich bread tomorrow – with “crusty” crust.
Hi Sky, Can I haz whiskey too?
32 here up in Michigan. it’s supposed to be in the 50s tomorrow so I can hit the trails in the woods.
We’re forecast to go down to 27F tonite.
*gulps my shot of whiskey and Cari n’s, too*
Thanks, Roamy!
And, yeah, Cari n, Allah still does something worthwhile every once in a while.
26 here right now. Going to 22.
Brr.
72 here and humid!
Car in, just flying under the radar. I didn’t have to do the safety walk-through with the boss, so that part was a WIN.
I cruise around bad internet neighborhoods, looking for stray gifs, Car in.
Romy, if I worked where you worked I talk to you all the time, leaning up against your desk in an overly familiar and inappropriate manner.
No one expected me to be at work today, and only two people talked to me. That was weird.
**SPOILER ALERT**
Roamy was a ghost the whole time!!!
And, yeah, Cari n, Allah still does something worthwhile every once in a while.
If a tree fell in the forest …
Invisibility would have been cooler. When are you nasa types gonna come up with something really helpful for the average mom?
The deer’s head fills the entire right side of our rental, and it says, real friendly like,
“HOWDY! I CAN HAZ COOKIE?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Supposed to get in the 50′s tonight. I have my doubts but might turn my AC off. Maybe.
Andy – Allah was SO GOOD way back when that … well, his HA stuff certainly is nothing in comparison.
But that was a good post. You know, for a beta male.
Romy, if I worked where you worked I talk to you all the time, leaning up against your desk in an overly familiar and inappropriate manner.
You’d get your exercise. I’m working in four different labs this week. I hope to see some weight loss from all the walking around.
Andy – I’m with you. AP is a Rockefeller, “go-along to get along”, Republican. Not a conservative, not a libertarian, a Republican.
Invisibility would have been cooler. When are you nasa types gonna come up with something really helpful for the average mom?
Yeah. I mean, the fucking Romulans had a cloaking device in the ’60s. Was gibst?
I hope to see some weight loss from all the walking around.
Hell, I lost 7 lbs just laying on my ass when I had the flu.
+1 MCPO
I think MM monetized Hot Air at the peak. The future of conservatism isn’t Allahpussy or Ed Morissey.
Doc Z is the best thing they have, and he’s just in the “green room.”
My boy is home for spring break. He looks skinnier. I need to fatten him up.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vector1771/4463790307/sizes/l/
A hog snout
Invisibility would be cool.
Stupid trivia of the night – McCoy’s scanner was a saltshaker lifted from the studio cafeteria.
Heheh
Titled Darth Vaders taxi
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vector1771/4464566032/sizes/l/
What are those dents from Vmax? Hitting birds?
McCoy’s scanner was a saltshaker lifted from the studio cafeteria.
Oh, now I lurves me some Star Trek (original version only). More please.
No Idea Beasn
Invisibility would be cool.
Well? Snap snap. Get ON IT.
Stupid trivia of the night – McCoy’s scanner was a saltshaker lifted from the studio cafeteria.
A high sodium diet is key to survival in the 23rd century? Cool. What about bacon and booze?
Doc Z is indeed awesome. Ed Morrissey has his moments. I try to avoid AP.
What about bacon and booze?
Captain Kirk consumes bacon, booze, and broads in mass quantities. But you knew that.
I watched 6 shows of Burn notice today season 2. Heartily recommend season 1, 2, and 3.
Whiskey? Huh? *pours a second round for everyone. waves cheerfully at Romy*
More Star Trek trivia? In the early screen tests, they kept adding more and more green to Spock’s makeup because it wasn’t showing up on the film, until they figured out that the guy processing the film was correcting the color.
Phat?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vector1771/4461038193/in/photostream/
Beasn, the dents are probably from the aerial refuelling boom bouncing off the nose.
Beasn, that silly deer was just nosin her all over lookin for the goods. It was hilarious.
Pups… I think you captured the moment in that pic well enough for me not to worry about finding the photo anymore. It was that.
ivia? In the early screen tests, they kept adding more and more green to Spock’s makeup because it wasn’t showing up on the film, until they figured out that the guy processing the film was correcting the color.
HA – now that is funny.
Did Car in kill it?
The green Orion slave girl was not allowed to show her bellybutton. Apparently cleavage and side boob were okay, but the censors frowned on navels. Roddenberry went on to produce a series called Genesis some years later after the ban was lifted, and at least one of the women had two navels because he said the network owed him one.
My kids will be the death of me.
Someone kill me now.
Car-in – All teenagers should be locked up until the age of 25.
Just saying.
Sean’s not willing to kill you, but he’ll burn your house down if you ask real nice.
I liked Andromeda
My teenager isn’t bugging me right now. It’ my 14 y/o. Technically he’s a “teen” but his issues aren’t teen ones, but bratty young BS I shouldn’t have to deal with right now.
I cleaned the salamander cage today, but both sal’s back in, and they both proceeded to shit in their new aquarium.
Hi Tatt!
I have not mailed your books yet!
But they are in the box
Hahahaha Vmax.
If they sit in the box long enough do you think they’ll mail themselves?
No rush.
Maybe Car in could feed her 14 yo a salamander or two for dinner. That would shut him up.
Hi Tats!
Thanks for the info re: lichen!
TAT!
*gives Tat a piece of chocolate, runs away*
You’re very welcome crispy.
I could go for some of that banana bread right now, Chief.
Should I keep going with teh trivia or STFU?
Keep going, Romy.
Thanks BiW, I’m currently working on a tub of thin mint ice cream and a bottle of blush wine. I’ll save your chocolate for tomorrow.
Romy – Butter or spread?
That Dryers Thin Mint Ice Cream? Yum. You know what makes that better? Hershey’s Dark Chocolate Sauce.
Chief – Ember Jr. works hard to be that cute, so she can get her damn way whenever the fuck she wants.
That Dryers Thin Mint Ice Cream? Yum. You know what makes that better? Hershey’s Dark Chocolate Sauce.
Edy’s I think. And way ahead of you there boss.
Sky – Not all her fault , I’m sure. She is a darling child!
Chief – Ember Jr. works hard to be that cute, so she can get her damn way whenever the fuck she wants.
So you taught her well, then?
“So you taught her well, then?”
To hear Mr. Ember tell it, I spent a hundred or so hours teaching her the subtle art of manipulation. He doesn’t understand how much more time it took.
Romy – Butter or spread?
I’d say butter, but I read upthread.
D.C. Fontana wrote a bunch of the scripts for Star Trek, both under her name and a pseudonym that starts with Michael. I can’t remember the last name, and I’m too lazy to look it up. The D stands for Dorothy, and she was Roddenberry’s secretary.
>> Ember Jr. works hard to be that cute, so she can get her damn way whenever the fuck she wants.
You do not have to teach daughters how to melt dads. It’s in their genetic code. And their adorable smile.
It’s been 23 years and I’m still a mess over that stuff. Most people don’t know I used to be an asshole.
But I was.
*eldest will be 24 in a couple weeks. she still owns me.
She manages to melt me just as often, somehow. You’d think I’d be wise to her ways.
Dave, you’re still an asshole. Just not to her.
“Most people don’t know I used to be an asshole.”
I don’t believe that.
Hello Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/y9v3lpy
Most people know I still am an asshole
>> I don’t believe that.
Okaaaay, most acquaintances.
If anyone likes period pieces, Easy Virtue is friggin’ hilarious.
Most people don’t know I used to be an asshole.
I love my boys, but I see no reason to give that up.
*Looks up ‘asshole’ in encyclopedia. Notes the photo that should go with the definition has been torn out. Eyes DiT and wonders.*
I don’t believe that.
I meant that I don’t believe you were an asshole, not that most people don’t know.
*wonders if I should warn clintbird not to touch certain pages in DiT’s dictionary*
James Doohan, the actor who played Scotty, was a Canadian soldier in WWII and took part in the D-Day invasion. The middle finger of his right hand was shot off during the battle. In his autobiography, he titled one of the chapters “Giving Hitler the Finger”. He hid the missing finger pretty well during the series – it’s why he sits funny in the captain’s chair and reaches over with his left hand to punch the comm button.
Either that, or he’s afraid of getting Kirk’s alien cooties.
*eldest will be 24 in a couple weeks. she still owns me.
This is teh internets. It’s spelled “pwns.”
Dave’s daughter is starring on 24?
Maybe I should watch it.
Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get better … along comes this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECp–08MtG8&feature=related
Hi, Tat!
Hey PA! How’s the shoulder/arm fun?
Still going on, Tat. Thanks for asking, but it’s going to be a long time thingy.
Where the heck have you been? What’s new?
I’ve been around. Busy as shit, going to get busier. Is it possible to work 8 days a week?
OK, time for a smoke. Talk amongst yourselves.
*kicks clintbird in the poon twice*
Evil rotten no good sonofabitch….
Oh, thank you ever so much sir, MCPO. It’s so gracious that you allow us to chitchat while you’re out of the room.
Ask Andy. I think his week’s had 8 days. Hope you’re getting paid for 8 days.
“Oh, thank you ever so much sir, MCPO. It’s so gracious that you allow us to chitchat while you’re out of the room.”
Bwahaha. *pours Tats some whiskey for bein’ awesome*
Tats – Drop and give me 20 for insubordination!
Ask Andy. I think his week’s had 8 days. Hope you’re getting paid for 8 days.
Hopefully. Soon.
Tats – Drop and give me 20 for insubordination!
MCPO, is that 20 of an activity of my choice?
MCPO, is that 20 of an activity of my choice?
That attitude will get you nowhere quickly!
Sky, I have to recommend Templeton Rye Whiskey made in IA. Friggin’ awesome.
Apparently cleavage and side boob were okay, but the censors frowned on navels. Roddenberry went on to produce a series called Genesis some years later after the ban was lifted, and at least one of the women had two navels because he said the network owed him one.
I knew that. As an aside, I’m watching The Man With the Golden Gun right now.
“Sky, I have to recommend Templeton Rye Whiskey made in IA. Friggin’ awesome.”
I shall take this under consideration.
That attitude will get you nowhere quickly!
Wouldn’t that depend on the activity I choose? But if you want I can kick you in the shins.
Wiser – Teh best MP scene ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk
>> I meant that I don’t believe you were an asshole.
Ohh.
Well I’m glad you met me now then, instead of when I was.
ALSO Jimmy Doohan took a bullet in the chest, that was broken by a cigarette holder.
Stud.
Ask Andy. I think his week’s had 8 days. Hope you’re getting paid for 8 days.
Yeah, it was a 17.2-day week. I get paid in equity, though. So that was good bad good bad good.
Tomorrow – more baking!
TAAAAATS!
http://tinyurl.com/ylqrkaz
George Takei was held in one of the internment camps for Japanese during WWII. He also had a failed election bid for LA city councilman.
And if you didn’t know he was gay before, the Quattron commercial pretty well gives it away.
PUPS!.
http://twitter.com/KerryPicket/status/11125267324
Roamy, I lurves me some Trekkies.
* kisses self *
Eddie, honestly, will you not just submit to the double standard?
MOM!!!!!
ANDY’S ACTING LIKE BILL SHATNER AGAIN!!!!
andy: fuck the double standard. Fuck it with a rusty candle
Fucking Sci Fi Channel and it’s stupid fucking half season fucking bullshit. *grumble*
Eddie – Posted the link on FB – Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE
A rusty candle’s too smooth, IYTWIMAITYD
glad to help Chief
DiT, I lurves the Nugent post at the HQ.
http://www.dailyfork.com/2010/03/kiss_from_a_bacon_rose.php
I. Want. Bacon roses. NAO!
Thanks Andrew.
DiT, I lurves the Nugent pos
te at the HQ.NAO is Portuguese for No.
DinT is Portuguese for goatse
Brad, all that hate’s gonna burn you up kid.
Better Shatner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0D78JtxmqI&feature=related
Hiya Tats! LTNS. How’s thangs kid?
Hey, Dave and I have a “special” kind of relationship. IYKWIMAITYD
One of my friends on Facechimp joined the group “I bet we can find 1,000,000+ people who approve of the Health Care Bill”. And I thought he was intelligent. **shrugs**
The funny thing is they have ~1,400 members. The disapprove group will probably have 1 million later tonight. (999,260)
shh. you promised. you big jerk
“The funny thing is they have ~1,400 members. The disapprove group will probably have 1 million later tonight. (999,260)”
I have a few friends who joined that group. I got into an argument with one of them (bad move on my part), and his girlfriend said, “Gosh, I thought Ember was supposed to be intelligent! You didn’t tell me she was a Republican.”
Stupid whore.
I was talking about the Breakfast Club … not the other thing.
Hiya Tats! LTNS. How’s thangs kid?
Hi Dave.
Things are moderately ok. Boss at work is starting to wake up to passive-agressive, insecure co-workers ways. It’s painful to watch.
Brad, all that hate’s gonna burn you up kid.
Keeps me warm.
The funny thing is they have ~1,400 members. The disapprove group will probably have 1 million later tonight. (999,260)
+1 brb
Stupid whore.
Facebook would be so much more fun if you could graffiti someone’s wall.
>> It’s painful to watch.
The motives behind passive/aggressive are kind of confusing to most of us. Once we see it for what it is, we can deal, but goddamn, ain’t it a mess up till that point.
Glad you’re doing ok goober.
“Stupid whore.”
Stupid whore indeed. Bitch too.
Just found out the buyers are going to do their final walk through tomorrow instead of the 31st. Guess I’ll be cleaning tomorrow.
I wanted to post this on her page.
It’s painful Dave b/c the poor man works w/ 6 women. Of course, you know me, I’m not opinionated or outspoken or anything that would cause him problems
Somebody put up a new post. This one’s slower than Dave realizing I’m on this thread.
Please.
I would, TI, but I’m busy saving the galaxy when I’m not typing comments. Making a whole poat sounds like it might take me 3 seconds.
MARE!!!
We missed you!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7529454/Hospital-wards-to-shut-in-secret-NHS-cuts.html
Dammit Sky. I thought we agreed to procrastinate saving the universe.
Wimps! BRB
>> It’s painful Dave b/c the poor man works w/ 6 women. Of course, you know me, I’m not opinionated or outspoken or anything that would cause him problems
HAHAHAHA.
I am still grateful that God let me live with women most of my life.
Helped me in ways I can’t even describe.
Oh, you’re saving the galaxy. Well, go ahead then.
Well, the husband told me that if I didn’t save the universe, he would. And I didn’t want him getting in there and muckin’ shit up.
Goodnight, you dreamers, screamers and drivers of Beemers!
I met Pamelyn Ferdin from the “And The Children Shall Lead” episode about 35 years ago.
Hmmm, no wonder Andy works 8 days a week, if it takes him this long to put together a post.
And I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the eye-boobs are fake.
Hey, that was my Star Trek trivia!
Patty Ann, cool. I was at the 30th anniversary convention here in Huntsville. Lots of cast members here from all the series. Mr. RFH and I tag teamed, manning the NASA booth and taking care of our son, who was 3 months old.
Roamy, I was temping at a doctor’s office in Houston and she was visiting some socialite and came down with some bronchial infection. She came in for a couple of shots. Sent a beautiful flower arrangement to the office. Smarmy, but nice.
“Well I’m glad you met me now then, instead of when I was.”
Dave in Texas.
Existential Solid Gold.