Hello Comrades. Welcome to Big Boob Friday. In Soviet America, big boobs look at you!
The idiot left think they’ve garnered some sort of SWEET WIN! with the passage of the piece of shit ObamaCare fistfuck. In part, they are correct; it is a massive victory. Unfortunately for those sad sack socialist douche-bags it’s of the pyrrhic variety.
Enjoy your last few months in office you motherfuckers because the redneck racist violent tea-baggers have had enough of your freedom-killing Government Bird.
I know it’s tempting not to listen to that from start to finish but you really should asshole. Cranky would have wanted it that way.
If it pleases Lord Obama (D-Kenya) we will now move on to the boob portion of today’s show. To keep with our all-commie, all-the-time theme, your model today hails from Cuba. Our research department has discovered that Cuba may produce a lot of good ballplayers but it doesn’t produce shit for BBF models. Today’s chickadee excepted of course. Suffice to say that Cuba is no Eastern Bloc.
There is not much in the way of a bio on her. Probably because Cuba’s government-controlled media didn’t want you to know stuff. The entirety of the bio that I did find was this:
“She is from Cuba. She is a wife, mother and a nurse. Birthdate: ? Boobs: 36HH”
Hahahaha. In addition to being a nurse, she makes educational films that prominently feature her hootenannies and poonyangyong. While you wait in line to have life-saving surgery that will ultimately be denied you, please give it up for your model for today, March 26th, 2010, Niki Castro!! YAY!!!
Normally I pick the most attractive picture but I intentionally didn’t do that today because in this picture, Niki looks like she’s taking a poo. Hahaha. You’re welcome.
Take your seats and prepare to learn. On this day…
* in 1926, the first lip-reading tournament was held in America.
* in 1930, Sandra Day O’Connor, first female Supreme Court Justice was born in El Paso, Texas.
* in 1931, Leonard Nimoy was born in Boston.
* in 1940, elitist scumbag socialist whore Nancy Pelosi was born in fucking hell.
* in 1945, Japanese resistance ended on Iwo Jima. On a related note, if there is still a little part of you that hasn’t died on the inside, THIS will kill it.
* in 1948, rocker Steven Tyler was born in New York.
* in 1995, rapper Eazy-E (Eric Wright) died at the age of 31.
Have fun this weekend and try not to fuck shit up. Cheers!
Now I teach you DISCIPLINE!!
Need a reason for therapy today? Here you go.
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