Knob Creek

With all the talk of Obamacare and whiskey around these parts, I thought I’d buy us all a round of Knob Creek. Drink up … you’re gonna need it.

Speaking of Knob Creek, the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot is April 9th-11th. This would be the perfect venue for an H2 meetup. Remember though, first machine guns then whiskey:

Look at the friggin’ pile of brass and links in this one:

This poat is drunk and well-armed, but it can be talked down by a smokin’ hot BBF.

IMPOTENT UPDATE:

When did I get the privilege to poat?

More impotently, thanks.

Sincerely,

Hotspur

248 Comments

  1. That’s what I get for threatening to go to bed on the last poat – fresh, new meat poat!

  2. With moar whiskey!

  3. Moar whiskey is always teh goodness.

  4. Is it wrong if I get a hard on every time I see a minigun?

  5. I don’t think it’s wrong, but it may be TMI.

  6. This is my favorite: http://woodfordreserve.com/

  7. You, too? We must be related.

  8. I started my evening with a Guinness and a Bushmills.

    Surprisingly, the Bushmills tasted like shit.

  9. Turkey in the Ember household tonight. Purr.

  10. … as in, Wild Turkey, not as in, the meat.

  11. Ember, a you a shooting virgin?

  12. I’ve also been drinking a lot of this: http://www.thebalvenie.com/

    Their Doublewood goes down waaayyyy too easily.

    (Note to self: stop by the liquor store tomorrow)

  13. This is something I have not been able to say in a long, long time:

    Yes, I am a virgin.

  14. Alright, folks. It’s pumpkin time.

    ‘Night.

  15. Night, Andy.

  16. ‘sokay, Ember. Sean’s a virgin also.

    I’ve offered a couple of times to take him to the range, but he never answers.

  17. I would sooo take you up on it.

  18. And, it’s after 1:00. Bedtime for me.

    G’night, xbrad. *leaves the whiskey out on the windowsill*

  19. How can you NOT shoot in LA? IIRC, LA has the greatest per capita gun ownership in the US.

    Everyone and their dog goes shooting there.

    Still, no problem. If I can’t help you, suck up to Michael. He’s got a VERY nice pistol and I know he likes to shoot with girls. Ask him nicely, and offer to buy some ammo, and he’ll be putty in your hands.

  20. Yes, but I don’t have any friends in LA. Heh.

    Night!

  21. Hey, PA and MCPO. Thanks for the birthday greeting!

  22. Is it your birthday in my timezone yet, ‘cano?

  23. Surprisingly, the Bushmills tasted like shit.

    Unionist stuff will do that to you every time. Try Jameson next time.

  24. Comment by daveintexas on March 18, 2010 9:52 am

    >> Throws lit M80 into the room

    *kicks it under the sofa

    Dave, THANKS to you the CAT is now FlashBurnt, Deef, and Smells of Stale GunPowder and Urine.

    Bastage…..

    Still got your Sooper Soaker ready? I think I need it…..

  25. Unionist stuff will do that to you every time. Try Jameson next time.

    SeaNm, the “Boss” is really into Jameson. Jenna Jameson. Slightly different results.

    Oh, and “Boss”, I hope Mom is doing better.

  26. Somebody else is going to have to do Coffee this morning. Blame ‘ol Dave…..

    Y’all ever noticed that CatPee kinda stinks?

  27. And somebody better wake up the AlarmClock too….

  28. Wakey wakey.

    I’ve been up. Had to do stuff first.

  29. I’ve been hammered with some combo of allergies and/or sinus infection, flying high on dayquil and sudafed. Did I miss anything? Other than a couple of meals?

  30. 126.5

    That is all.

  31. Eddie – I’d like one of my trolls to explain to me how this isn’t ANYTHING LIKE SOCIALISM AT ALL.

    In fact, I’m crazy for even thinking it. Kookie. Crazy.

    Fuck.

  32. I’m down 2lb since I got sick, but I’m not sure it’s a good 2lb.

  33. And boob is an ignorant little shit.

  34. But your post does have a typo, should say 940 billion.

  35. When I think of Rosetta in his lesbian phase, I like to think of him like this.

    I’m an optimist.

  36. 126.5

    All right, all right. I’m Atkinsing starting now. Can you hear the fat cells shrieking in horror?

  37. Oopp, righto you are.

    But I’m still winning our contest.

  38. Atkins doesn’t caution nearly enough against artificial sweeteners, IMO.

    And nothing from “Atkins Nutritionals” is worth eating. Not even the vitamins (overpriced).

  39. Geoff, I’m not sure of the differences between atkins and South beach … anyone know?

    I know when Atkins first was a big craze, folks could eat bacon and stuff like that. Have they adjusted it?

    I mean, everyone loves bacon, but …

  40. OH MAN, you are right about that. The atkins stuff tastes like CRAP and is really expensive. I tried one of their snack bars once … OMG, it was horrible.

  41. What did you start at, Car in? Today is the last day of my bulking cycle, and next week is cutting week. I expect to catch up a bit.

  42. Yeah, I’d go easy on the bacon unless it’s homemade. The cures used in commercial bacon all have way too much funky stuff. Eat low carb, but eat real food.

  43. Atkins is like South Beach with none of the brains. You have fewer carbs, but no real restrictions on the types of protein sources you tap into (hence the bacon). After the 2-week induction you add back in some carbs, but not as much as South Beach.

    Don’t be dissin’ my favorite artificial sweetener. I can’t live without my saccharinated Tab IV.

  44. Saccharine might actually be one of the less bad ones. I know — for me — aspartame and sucralose both halt any weight loss I should have had.

  45. I’ve never tried any Atkins products (do they still make them? I know the meals went away). I just eat the meat. And the cheese. And some nuts.

    Atkins has always worked like magic for me UNTIL I crack and start drinking beer. This time I ain’t cracking.

  46. Anyone hear anything about this – America: The Story of US?

  47. Yeah, beer is no friend to any dieter. A little wine is about the best you can get away with, or a shot two of spirits, and even then, rarely.

  48. What did I start with originally, or on this 5 lb thing?

    I’d been hovering around 128-130 for a while.

  49. Watching Red Eye from last night. Who the hell cheats on Sandra Bullock.

    I’d cut that twerp. Then cheat on my wife with Sandra.

    (it’s okay, she’s on The List)

  50. That program looks like it might have a chance to be good. Doesn’t appear that they kneejerk condemn our past wars nor belittle the building of a transportation and energy infrastructure. But if it’s gonna be on History Channel, it’s got to have something in there about aliens and UFO’s and shit.

  51. What’s that Sandy? It’s schoolgirl dress up night? Bless you, fine woman.

  52. I hadn’t seen anything about it, but I haven’t watched much History Channel lately.

  53. I kilt it!

  54. Oh well. Gotta go to work soon anyhow.

  55. Romy, the ad that popped up for “walk-in bathtubs” made me laugh.

  56. Sorry, I have popups blocked. Thought Liveleak was okay.

  57. No no, it popped up in the video just like youtube does now for albums. It was extremely well-placed :)

  58. Morning animals.

  59. **watches video again**

    I must be good at tuning those out. Didn’t see that the first time.

  60. Morning Dave. I’m off to put in my two hours for the day and maybe hit the gym.

    See y’all later in the boob thread.

  61. ohyeah, we get titties today.

    I forget the important stuff.

  62. ohyeah, we get titties today.

    You sure? Haven’t seen Rosetta since St. Patty’s day. I wonder if he’s still sleeping it off in his cell…

  63. Yeah where is that lousy mofaku anyway?

  64. I’m picking up on a noticable uptick in the number of alcohol-related posts here at the Hostages….

    I wonder why that is?

  65. Awwww…frak. One of the pigs may have bumblefoot*. Did NOT want to spend my day off at the vet’s, especially when our pig’s regular vet is off.

    *pododermatitis – infection of the foot pad, brought on in ours by being prone to spurs and then peeing on himself all the time. None of the others get wet pants like he does.

  66. Obesity and inactivity is another cause. Obese, he’s not. Inactive – I have to put the sow on the floor to get him moving. That is not a good solutiion. She is too old for pups.

  67. Well, sad puppy update for you goofs, the pic that Laura posted yesterday my eldest kid told me was in fact a picture she took of Moses when he was a puppy.

    She has made him the internet Sad Puppy star, at least by google images.

    Too funny.

    http://afod.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sad-puppy.jpg

  68. Too funny.

    Thank God that’s the only kind of pics she’s posting…..

  69. good point

  70. I wonder why that is?

    I would guess:

    1) We know what’s gonna happen when they pass health care,
    2) Our income taxes are coming do soon,
    3) We are bunch of alcoholics (because most other self-medicating drugs are illegal.)

  71. That’s cool, Dave. Wish you could get royalties off that.

  72. Me too. He was a cute little thing, and hardly ever crapped on that rug.

  73. do/due. Do Do Do Do. Do-whoop, do-whoop.

    Who cares? Its FIAF!

  74. FiAF is a good day for laig humpin.

  75. Why am I thinking about Topper cigars thsi morning? Did somebody mention Topper cigars recently?

    I used to work with this guy whose fam owned the company…my God he was Douche Incarnate.

  76. UNLV lost last night.

    I will be in my office, drunk, please do not disturb.

  77. We had a pro photographer friend ask us to do a photo shoot session of our dogs for her at a park – she wanted posed cattle dog shots for her portfolio. She did it for free, and we ended up buying a bunch – worked out well for both of us. About 6 months later, a national dog magazine does an issue where Cattle dogs are the featured breed – she submits our dogs for publication, and they accept and print two of them in the article. We didn’t know ahead of time – next thing we know, the breeder I got my dog from is emailing us, wondering why we didn’t tell her. Despite being slightly irked with us, she was quite pleased. Given that I had just gotten my first significant agility title with that dog, and passed her first herding instinct test, I think I could have gotten another pup from the breeder for free right about then.

  78. IMPOTENT UPDATE!!!!

  79. this still makes me smile

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMzHlkB-Yg&feature=related

  80. This post smells like vomit and fail.

    I’ve been as busy as a one-buttholed man in a goatse contest this week so boobs will be of the late afternoon variety.

    Carry on.

  81. *kicks Rosetta in the poonstah

  82. Which one of you perpetual poop machines let Hotspur in the club???

    Fine.
    Fine.

    But if my lunchbag disappears from the H2 fridge again, I will know who to kill.

  83. Rosetta!!!!

    **tackles Rosetta, paints fingernails pink**

  84. I don’t eat lunch. But if it makes you feel any better, here, have a cookie. No have two.

  85. When did I get the privilege to poat?

    Don’t sweat it, Cap’n Crunch. The minute someone handed keys to the Batman, the neighborhood was pretty well gone anyway.

  86. The minute someone handed keys to the Batman, the neighborhood was pretty well gone anyway.

    It’s worse than you think. Now I have the power as well.

    Now, when I say, “Who’s da mastah?” you say, “Sho’nuff!”

  87. There goatse the neighborhood.

  88. It’s worse than you think. Now I have the power as well.

    Lo Pan. you’re prolly the only person I’d slide a set of keys to my site.

    Of course, that might just be because I want Glenn Beck showing a cool chart linking my site…

  89. As promised yesterday, here I am in my starring role in the Easter pageant. I’m the handsome lad on the right. The other two were just stand-ins.

    http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/402139/Kindergarten.jpg

  90. Of course, that might just be because I want Glenn Beck showing a cool chart linking my site…

    That chart has had a lot of legs. I’ve had other popular charts, but that one was unreal.

    Still haven’t bought my t-shirt with it. Gotta get around to that.

  91. mornin’, turdknockers.

  92. WTF??!?!?! Hotsperm has posting rights now?

    I have totally lost control of this place…..

  93. Wiser, it’s like a marriage. You only thought you were in control.

  94. **bans Wiserbud**

    **waves to Romy**

    How YOU doin’?

  95. here I am in my starring role in the Easter pageant.

    awwwwww

  96. A little shaky this morning. Hope I feel better soon so I can take my daughter to see “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” as promised.

  97. Hotspur, if you brought that eeeviilll pop gun to school today, you’d make the 6 o’clock news. Not to mention PETA’s protests of the coonskin cap.

  98. Wiser, it’s like a marriage. You only thought you were in control.

    I’m not gonna be the one to tell him about the faked orgasms and the guy on the side.

  99. I’m not gonna be the one to tell him about the faked orgasms and the guy on the side.

    Who wants to hear about your “guy on the side”, Blackie? (well, Uniball might…)

    Really, you people open up way too much here sometimes…….

  100. **pinches Romy**

    You feel pretty good to me!

  101. There goatse the neighborhood.

    You’re tellin’ me.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjafyvu

  102. Really, you people open up way too much here sometimes…….

    …as it were.

  103. Is this where we make requests for BBF?

    One large chested and tall Asian please.

    I know you don’t usually see that together but if it can be pulled off it would be greatly appreciated.

  104. You’re tellin’ me.

    Must be from Surprise, AZ.

  105. That wasn’t me you pinched, XBrad.

  106. That wasn’t me you pinched, XBrad.

    Between Dave and Cyn, I’m so used to having people grab my ass, I didn’t even notice xbrad’s weak-handed grope.

  107. You’re tellin’ me.

    Must be from Surprise, AZ.

    Snapped that pic as we were checking out from a Holiday Inn Express in Benson, AZ. Couldn’t resist! HA!

  108. *grabs Roamy’s ass just to shake thing up a bit*

    QUESTION: If I did a poat a few weeks ago, didn’t publish it but saved it as a draft, where could it be found? Just wondering for future reference.

  109. You can fit a lot of junk in that trunk.

  110. *DiNozzo’s herself for only just now getting Wiserbud’s joke about my Goatz pic and Surpirse*

  111. Surpirse = Surprise.

    Dangit.

  112. You can fit a lot of junk in that trunk.

    HAHAHAHA!

  113. If I did a poat a few weeks ago, didn’t publish it but saved it as a draft, where could it be found? Just wondering for future reference.

    Look under drafts.

  114. Benson, AZ

    Benson, AZ? As in Benson, Arizona?

  115. be careful about leaving stuff in drafts, though. Someone else can grab it and write anything they want and it still publishes under your name.

    Not that anyone would do that here.

  116. Hotspur, that is an awesome pic.

  117. Ooops – this is a better link (song starts at around 0:48).

  118. Whoo!

    **shakes it like a Polaroid picture**

  119. Did you say Benson, Arizona?

  120. I don’t even have to click on wiser’s link to know what it is.

  121. I don’t even see Drafts. Oh well.

  122. Here, I share one. No tell.

    http://tinyurl.com/yg2o3gd

    Me and two of my three sisters, the last one wasn’t bornded yet.,

    Huntsville Alabama, circa 1967.

  123. Did you say Benson, AZ?

  124. I don’t even see Drafts. Oh well.

    Huh. someone must have done some housecleaning. A few weeks back, there were at least 4 posts in drafts, and now there’s none.

  125. Me and two of my three sisters, the last one wasn’t bornded yet.,

    I can only imagine how many times you got your ass kicked by those beautiful young ladies…..

  126. It was a masterpiece of a draft poat. Stupid housekeepers; no tip for them!

    I’m headed to the showers and to pack for the Payson weekend.

    In case I find no wi-fi, you all take care!

    {{Hugs and butt pinches for everyone}}

  127. Huh. someone must have done some housecleaning.

    Well they didn’t do a very good job, what with these empty pizza boxes and beer bottles lying everywhere.

  128. Nice, Dave.

    Anyone heard from Mare?

  129. OMG, OC is unbelievable. I think one of you hosefuckers made her up.

  130. Well they didn’t do a very good job, what with these empty pizza boxes and beer bottles lying everywhere.

    You get what you pay for……

  131. >> I can only imagine how many times you got your ass kicked by those beautiful young ladies…..

    You know, growing up with little sisters sure gave me some insights on raising daughters.

    I should write a book, but dads are too hard headed to read books about chickas.

    Besides, men of good will find their way without books.

    I hate those fuckers, but they manage.

  132. I’m laughing my ass off at my kids this morning. They are now trying to be as awful as possible on the Wii Fit. 11% on the balance test and hurtling themselves off the cliff in the basic run.

  133. Romy, we went bowling a couple weeks ago and made the mistake of paying for 2 games. The kids were over it in the middle of the first.

    I made the mistake of trying to make a game out of it. I said, first round, we’ll see who can roll the ball the slowest (it had a thing that would clock speed) and then next round, we’ll see who can roll the fastest.

    Slowest ball was not a good idea. Two balls stopped in the middle of the alley before I noticed.

  134. um, I think my point was in response to your kids doing as bad as possible at the wii

  135. OMG, OC is unbelievable. I think one of you hosefuckers made her up.

    If she did not exist, it would have been completely unnecessary to invent her.

    *apologies to Voltaire*

  136. http://www.afn.org/~poultry/egghen.htm

    I should not have read this.

  137. Nice job, Brown -Eye!!

  138. Chickens, as well as other birds, have a common opening for reproduction, and for the evacuation of stools and urine.

  139. who you talkin to BiW?

  140. Slowest ball was not a good idea. Two balls stopped in the middle of the alley

    I thought he went by the name Uniball, not “Two balls”.

  141. Romy, we went bowling a couple weeks ago and made the mistake

    You make a lot of mistakes………

    Watch I’ve made a huge mistake on Fanpop

  142. HITS PJM WITH THE SUPERSOAKER

    goddamn, I been waitin all day for this.

  143. HITS PJM WITH THE SUPERSOAKER

    WHY YOU SUMBITCH!

  144. oh hell yes I am. strut.

  145. I thought he went by the name Uniball, not “Two balls”.

    I’m not sure what he has. He’s prolly had all of them frozen off in the snow.

  146. oh hell yes I am. strut.

    *trips dave

  147. HITS PJM WITH THE SUPERSOAKER

    Nice. I would have simply sprayed her with the water from the supersoaker, but you actually hauled off and hit her with it.

    Very nice.

  148. back of her noggin.

    I know how to woo a hot chicka.

  149. I know how to woo a hot chicka.

    So, you think it’s also gonna work on PJ?

  150. So, you think it’s also gonna work on PJ?

    *beams at wiserbud

    I knew you loved me

  151. I knew you loved me

    Love…pity… whatever, as long as it’s attention, right?

  152. Don’t be hatin’ on my PJ, you ratfuckers.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    That’s my job.

  153. Don’t be hatin’ on my PJ, you ratfuckers.

    Dave………

    *points in xbrad’s direction…..

    *points to supersoaker……

    *cough

  154. Don’t pick on PJM – anybody who tries to raise predators (dogs) and prey (chickens) in the same house should be encouraged, if for no other reason than the entertainment value.

  155. **puts on bathing suit**

    **gets out XL-2100 water gun with 3 gallon tank**

    WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS!!!!

  156. It’s friday, it’s approaching mid-day (for me anyway), but something is missing. I can’t quite put my finger on it though. Hmmm.

  157. *points in xbrad’s direction…..

    *points to supersoaker 2×4 with nails in end……

    FTFY.

  158. WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS!!!!

    You’re just baiting us, right? You didn’t just deliver that straight line?

  159. I feel so loved.

    *cough

    hey, the puppy watches the baby chicks and keeps the big chickens from pecking the babies’s heads off.

    Thanks b-rad.

    Ok, gonna try and rollerblade the whole 6 miles around the lake today. Got Gavin music so he hopefully won’t complain that he’s bored, while we make our trek. The puppy lost consciousness for several hours after this run so it was totally worth it.

  160. >> *points to supersoaker……

    Shut up you bitch.

  161. You didn’t just deliver that straight line?

    Damn straight I laid that fruit on the ground.

    Someone has to keep up the entertainment until Rosetta gets off (see there) his ass and poats BBF.

  162. WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS!!!!

    Romy in a bathing suit?

    Yeppers.

  163. Damn straight I laid that fruit on the ground.

    Well, okay, then. Put on a smaller bathing suit and come sit by me.

  164. In just four days…

  165. Roamy in a bathing suit

    http://tinyurl.com/qosg2w

  166. Shut up you bitch.

    Not that little thing, you goober. I meant the watergun.

  167. Well, since we’re sharing. I can’t tell you hot great I feel now that I can wear a thong bikini.

  168. 3 days.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZaCqveFCJI

  169. Since we’re sharing pictures of us in bathing suits.

  170. AD when did you leave Willimantic? Did you know the Lamberts or Risleys?

  171. Since we’re sharing pictures of us in bathing suits.

    She needs to be beaten for wearing that in public, the photographer needs to be beaten for taking that picture, and again for then posting in on the net, and you should be beaten for linking it.

    You racist.

  172. What? You don’t like my new suit? I can’t take it back, since part of it has been in my ass…

  173. I can’t take it back, since part of it has been in my ass…

    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    Maybe you can’t take it back, but with this new infrormation, I’m sure xbrad will make you an offer….

  174. If it doesn’t have teeth, why are you flossing it?

  175. What? You don’t like my new suit? I can’t take it back, since part of it has been in my ass…

    You can fit a lot of junk in that trunk.

  176. seven days…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPo9ISQpzvM

  177. You guys all know that Health Care Reform is going to pass, right?

  178. You guys all know that Health Care Reform is going to pass, right?

    Go away.

  179. Fuck off, Uni.

  180. *rummages around for the emerald green butt thong*

  181. **Changes Uni’s name to Captain Obvious**

  182. *rummages around for the emerald green butt thong*

    *removes eyeballs from sockets with a fork.

    *Pours bleach directly onto brain, in hopes of burning image from my mind.

    *fails

    *drinks remaining bleach.

  183. Okay, last workout of bulking cycle complete. I’m not sure I’ll be able to walk tomorrow, but at least I get to take the week off now.

    I celebrated with a burrito from chip-ottle.

  184. You guys all know that Health Care Reform is going to pass, right?

    In a way, I’ll be relieved. I won’t have keep hoping for a better tomorrow for the country, because I’ll know it won’t ever come.

    Also, I’mmagonna cash out what’s left of my 401k and buy a villa in Belize.

  185. 3 days.

    Excellent. Here’s an on-topic PG song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HKlocR0U4g

    And tonight you know this whole damn town is empty
    And I don’t think I can take it anymore
    So I’ll sit here with my whiskey
    Drink it till I just can’t drink no more

  186. Leon, I love that pic of Sandra you linked this morning.

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/load-heat-60/

  187. It sucks, but I think it is going to happen.

    Sorry, I shouldn’t have brought it up.

    I hate the D party.

  188. I hate the D party.

    I have really tried not to become like the raving loons of the left and allow hatred into the game, but they sure do make that impossible, don’t they.

  189. XBrad, have you seen this one? It’s sorta hot but makes me feel ickily like Roman Polanski.

  190. Sounds like I’m too late for today, but I would advise against that long of a run for your pup, PJM. The biggest concern is for damage to joints and growth plates. Opinions differ ( don’t they always ) but I would say that is the majority view.

  191. Wiser,
    They do. I feel like we are dealing with deranged religious cultists who would rather slit your throat than give up power.

    If Matheson (D-Utah) votes yes I will donate money and time to getting his ass out of office, even though he is not in my district.

    Dirty corrupt thieves.

  192. This is a bit more mature. No need for guilt.

  193. 403, leon.

  194. I’m stuck with Dingell(berry) (D-UAW). Between the unions and hippies in AA, there’s not a chance in hell of displacing him. I might move to McCotter’s stomping ground later this year, though, in which case I’ll volunteer for the guy proudly.

  195. 403, leon.

    worked for me.

    I like Sandra and all, but she is not really that hot. I mean, she’s really cute and all, but hot? Nah.

  196. Meh, two pigs now on meds and foot soaking.

    Off to the orthodontist….no doubt to wait around for another hour and a half of the rest of my afternoon.

    *wonders how many orders my coworkers are going to leave me for tomorrow*

  197. Which one, XBrad, first or second?

    first again, new link

    second

  198. Wiser, I’m a sucker for brunettes. It’s a weakness, and why I married a blonde the second time around.

    I have an easier time saying no.

  199. Between the unions and hippies in AA, there’s not a chance in hell of displacing him.

    I can;t wait for all the enlightened libs get bitch-slapped by this bill. At some point, even they have to realize that this has gone too far.

    I mean, when they pass a fucking behemoth of a bill like this, that 75% of the American people do not want, using bullshit scams, it’s got to come back to bite them hard, doesn’t it?

    Or are the majority of people in this country just that fucking stupid?

    Maybe they won’t be so stupid when they personally experience what we all kow is going to happen. But, of course, that will be the Republicnas fault, somehow, won’t it?

    AGH! I’ve got to stop thinking about this shit. It’s filling me with the urge to kill.

  200. scottw – yes. I knew a Lambert family – mother was Rita – can’t rember the dad’s name (Frank? – had three kids – Karen, Kevin, and ???, I think)? Use to spend parts of the summer with them at a camp.

    Left in Jan of 77, and only go back now to visit my mom.

  201. I mean, when they pass a fucking behemoth of a bill like this, that 75% of the American people do not want, using bullshit scams, it’s got to come back to bite them hard, doesn’t it?

    My real fear is that a motivated minority will skip the ballot box and head to the last box.

  202. The Roman Polanski one, Leon.

  203. Wiser, I’m a sucker for brunettes.

    Same here. But Sandra is cute. She can do sexy, but any woman can.

    This is hot. Always has been, always will be.

    http://tinyurl.com/y7tdcq

  204. But, Wiser, what are we going to DO? I’m so fucking mad, but I refuse to participate in ineffectual public masturbation like the libs didn’t protesting the way.

    They would just enjoy watching our anger.

  205. AGH! I’ve got to stop thinking about this shit. It’s filling me with the urge to kill.

    See? That’s what I mean. I’ve got it too. If I had less to lose, it’d be a hard impulse to fight.

  206. didn’t – did

  207. “Or are the majority of people in this country just that fucking stupid?”

    I have no doubt the majority of people are that stupid. Look at that douche that was posting here earlier in the week, the guy with the R as his icon. Never voted until Obama captured his imagination. That’s basing a decision off pure emotion. Most people who voted for him did the same.

    People are just that stupid.

    It’s why I don’t trust group think, populist movements, and clearly defined ideologies. We are animals, after all, and are susceptible to influence.

  208. My real fear is that a motivated minority

    My real fear is that the Tea Party will split off Republican votes, while Dems vote like the stupid fucking sheep they are.

    Allowing the Dems to win enough to stay in control in 2010, which they will then point to as a mandate for more of their obnoxious fucking over of this country.

    How long before the military people finally say “fuck it?”

  209. And how did we get from Roamy in a swimsuit to Health Care Reform?

    Oh, Right. One nut brought it up. Way to go, jackhole.

    And I agree with Wiser – Sandra’s cute, but not hawt. Still, her soon-to-ex is a fucking idiot – cute, rich, sense of humor and smart? What the hell else do you want?

  210. I mean, I seriously think immediately they are in for a WORLD of hurt. Tax implications mean a ton of companies are going to immediately drop their company-offered insurance. We do business with a company that employes about 70 people. He’s already said it’s a done deal. He’ll save a TON by merely paying that tax fine. Of course, his employees won’t have insurance until 2013 …. sucks to be them.

  211. Pisses me off too. Best analogy I’ve heard on libs attitude toward their ruinous policies; ‘they’ll enthusiastically carry the flag right off a cliff’. I used to debate how many Ds know they are harming our country’s future but don’t care and how many are just too stupid to realize it? Lately I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s mostly stupidity. Guess the current occupants of the white house and dim congress leadership have influenced that conclusion a smidge.

  212. It sounds cruel, but up here companies are struggling to stay in business. Ruthless decisions, like this one forced on us by the jackholes in DC … no choice. It’s survival.

  213. And how did we get from Roamy in a swimsuit to Health Care Reform?

    I’m hurt. What about my picture?

  214. “Way to go, jackhole.”

    Sorry.

  215. I’m hurt. What about my picture?

    I was hurt by your picture.

  216. Health care reform is far from over Uniball. If the senate bill passes on Sunday, it’s only the beginning of a very ugly and long fight. When the average American learns more about this shitty bill, and the real costs, there will be hell to pay.

    I am pissed as hell but knowing that the Democrats are committing suicide is keeping me from becoming completely unglued.

  217. ‘they’ll enthusiastically carry the flag right off a cliff’

    Oh, I can’t tell you happy that would make me if that were to actually happen.

  218. If the Ds stay in power, and Obama is reelected y’all know where the future cuts will come from, right?

    Military.

    Big fucking cuts.

  219. Uniball, if you’re going to keep shitting in the punch bowl….

  220. Health care reform is far from over Uniball

    I like Levin’s idea. Sue the fuckers. Make them stand up in open court and defend their raping of the Constitution. That shoudl delay this long enough for us to take over.

    If we can. There is so much bullshit happening right now iwth voter fraud that I can;t even feel confident that that will happen.

  221. Leon,
    Sorry, I will shut up.

    Someone please post a picture of a tall, slender, and large busted attractive Asian model.

  222. I’m hurt. What about my picture?

    When did you start bleaching your hair?

  223. Sorry, I’m a military spouse working as a defense contractor. If cuts come to the only part of the FedGov worth having, I will have less to lose.

  224. Or are the majority of people in this country just that fucking stupid?

    Is the sky blue? Are my pigs adorable?

    It sounds cruel, but up here companies are struggling to stay in business. Ruthless decisions, like this one forced on us by the jackholes in DC

    Ahhhh….all going according to plan. It is not right that so many in this country have so much and Obama’s family in their shit hole have so little. He is doing what he promised….LEVEL the playing field. Literally.

  225. Parts of my hair are still brunette.

  226. AD see question 2:37

  227. Parts of my hair are still brunette.

    Any of it on your head?

  228. If the Ds stay in power, and Obama is reelected y’all know where the future cuts will come from, right?

    Military.

    They are already beginning to do that, along with trying to cripple Israel.

    To them, it is only right and just that we get rid of the most offensive, racist, criminal, military ever in the world.

    *wonders if the Chinese will do what the Japs did at Pearl Harbor*

  229. scottw – see answer at 3:22.

  230. Let’s talk about what a hosefucker Rosetta is for not having BBF done.

  231. Any of it on your head?

    Yes.

    *smacks AD on the nose with a cudgel*

  232. *wonders if the Chinese will do what the Japs did at Pearl Harbor*

    No – they’ll stay and finish the job.

  233. Car in, as far as the Dems are concerned, having lots of companies dump their insurance is a plus. The way they see it, that just increases the pressure to go with single payer, or a public option.

  234. Yes.

    Eyebrows and lashes don’t count.

    *smacks AD on the nose with a cudgel*

    * Howl!

    * tucks tail and moves away.

  235. I fear the coming conflict because there will not be a neat geographic split, and the temptation for foreign intervention will be too great to resist. If that happens, we will never be a united country again in my lifetime, and the actual conflict will never be resolved.

  236. The way they see it, that just increases the pressure to go with single payer, or a public option.

    Yep, once again, they set up the crisis and in this case speeds up the wished for consequences….those greedy employers, they don’t care about you…..

  237. and the temptation for foreign intervention will be too great to resist.

    Damn Canadians!

    And those sleeper cell agents from Belieze….

    On a serious note – it may make the Mayan’s 2012 predictions too realistic.

  238. And those sleeper cell agents from Belieze….

    I promise I won’t train them in my villa.

    Much.

  239. Car in, as far as the Dems are concerned, having lots of companies dump their insurance is a plus. The way they see it, that just increases the pressure to go with single payer, or a public option.

    Yes, but they will be UNABLE to respond to this crises. Shit, I doubt they’ll have anything ready to go by 2013.

    And, I don’t think the Dems will escape the anger that will be directed at THEM for disrupting their lives.

    I mean, you already have a ton of people who do not want. People have been told this will mess up their situation, while Obama has said no. Reality will be different.

  240. Whose job was it to pistol whip Rosetta today?

    *looks at H2 chore calendar*

  241. NEW POAT!!!!!!!

  242. Rosie says he’s “busy” at “work.”

    Slacker.

  243. Rosie says he’s “busy” at “work.”

    Slacker.

    Cut him some slack.

    It isn’t easy to be the only ball washer at the driving range rest room. I’m sure his hands are REALLLLLYYY chapped right now.

  244. I have to confess, the source of my anger is UNLV losing last night to UNI. The refs just fucking handed the game to UNI.

    Made me mad, made me think of everything I am mad about.

    So, I believe the long term consequences are this. If O and the D party retains power, and they pass cap and trade, health care, and immigration, the money will have to come out of Defense in such large quantities that it will force our allies to increase Defense spending. I am talking about the Germans and Japanese, Israel, you name it. When that happens we will lose control globally. The Russians would love to take back their former satellites, China would love to take Taiwan among other things.

    For us to pursue these changes is a luxury the world can’t afford.

    It’s all linked.

    No conspiracy, just consequences to actions that do not take place in a vacuum.

    Mid terms will be huge but I believe human nature is not all it’s cracked up to be. We will see Stockholm Syndrome on a national level. We already do with the blind acceptance of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid. It’s our fucking money but we just allow them to take it.

  245. I’m sure his hands are REALLLLLYYY chapped right now.

    Hands? I’m sure it’s his lips that are chapped…..


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