You know what’s great about guys who play water polo? They have STAMINA!!!!!!
They’re ‘licious IYKWIMAITYD
I have an appetite for Tamas Kasas of Hungary.
That’s some hair I’d like to run my fingers through. RAWR!
U.S. Men’s Olympic Team 1996
Just a cutie from the Olympics.
Can you spot Dave in Texas?
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Can you spot Dave in Texas?
He’s either the 4th one from the left or he’s slipped and fallen into the pool behind them as the picture was being taken..
You guys are gross.
My son plays water polo.
Excellent!
Hubba hubba.
You guys are gross.
My son plays water polo.
So should we get pissy on Fridays and say,
You guys are gross.
My mom has boobs!
Disgusting. My dad has a pool.
Yes, PJM I told Count and Mesa this morning
That’s disgusting.
My nephew has a bathing suit.
Speaking of bathing suits……..I’ve got an itch in that area. Somebody scratch it for me.
Really, PJ. My sons have balls.
You guys are pervs!!
My dad has chest hair.
Somebody scratch it for me.
Let me go get my drill and the wire brush attachment.
Yes, PJM I told Count and Mesa this morning
They chartered a bus for them yesterday after the training session and took them all to Dave and Buster’s and I can’t remember what they’re doing with them today.
oh well.
That is too bad
Let me go get my drill and the wire brush attachment.
You’re sick.
My uncle had a drill.
So should we get pissy on Fridays and say …
Why wait? Oh, you didn’t. Good.
did someone just hack into PJM and sohos e-mail accounts?
Really, PJ. My sons have balls.
hahahahahaha
That is too bad
I thought it was odd, but I guess they don’t want to let them out of their sight. And they said they wanted everyone to mingle and get sales ideas off each other.
My uncle had a drill.
So THAT’s how you got those extra holes in your head…..
This post is horribly inapproriate. My friend pendejo grande was in a bukkake film with 150 water polo players.
You guys are gross.
Wiser’s uncle drilled him.
well yall should just move down here and then we can see yall whenever we want
I shall return later
So THAT’s how you got those extra holes in your head…..
nah…..
http://tinyurl.com/yfbr6u3
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/815660-jilted-ex-bikini-model-georgina-phair-fire-bombed-van
My friend pendejo grande was in a bukkake film with 150 water polo players.
Yeah. Right. Uh huh. Okay. Sure.
Why you gots to lie like this?
You don’t have friends.
You guys are gross. I’m wearing a Speedo.
Think of a pear, with a rubber band around it.
My friend pendejo grande was in a bukkake film with 150 water polo players
Jealous?
You sicken me, Dave.
No specific reason. Just in general.
I paint pictures with words.
Think of a pear, with a rubber band around it.
Where, exactly? On the stem?
This is just wrong.
I have a penis.
http://gothamist.com/2010/03/02/penis_art.php
I blame {insert name here}
I paint pictures with words.
Get a brush cleaner then….
I paint pictures with words.
Xbrad paints pictures with finger paints.
This is just wrong.
I have a penis.
Yes, that is wrong. Who’s is it?
Xbrad paints pictures with finger paints.
True, true.
My friend pendejo grande
**swells up with pride** **gets tingly feeling in legs**
He likes me……..he really, really likes me.
I blame
{insert name here}RosettaFTIFY
What the fuck is bukkake? I’m at work and can’t afford to do a google search on some shit that Rosetta might have posted.
**swells up with pride**
That’s what HE was hoping for……
PG wait until you get home.
Xbrad paints pictures with
finger paintsboogers.FTFY
Think of the wierdest fucking Japanese sex thing that you can possibly imagine.
Now imagine it’s worse, and involves your mom.
I believe I read on wiki that agile dog was the inventor of the ass-water-polo-ball.
I’m not wasting any good boogers on painting pictures.
that agile dog was the inventor of the ass-water-polo-ball
True. I just wanted to give you something to do with your “friends”….
I’m not wasting any good boogers on painting pictures.
Really. None of that artsy-fartsy stuff. He is hungry!
Baha haa haa … the unemployment numbers are expected to be bad … BECAUSE OF THE SNOWSTORMS.
If only it weren’t for that dang snow, the economy would be humming along.
If only it weren’t for that dang snow, the economy would be humming along.
MANBEARPIG!!!!!
Hey, Car In. I likeyou new strategy to keep Bob away from your blog.
Discuss books.
I can see him furiously flipping through his troll-guide looking for what’s he’s supposed to do when the subject matter is outside of his feeble comfort zone.
Hahahahaha. Photo caption FAIL!
http://tinyurl.com/ykckkz2
Whatever works, ya know.
You guys are gross.
My grandpa played water polo for his college team.
Jesus Christ!
No wonder you guys like Sonic in Texas. It’s like a giant Sonic cum stain on the state.
Sonic Burger and Texas Bukkake session:
http://www.weathersealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/alone.jpg
Does anyone here read the Wheel of Time Series, by Robert Jordan?
Shssh. The One is speaking.
Hahahahaha. Photo caption FAIL!
http://tinyurl.com/ykckkz2
HA! Wonder how long that will stay up.
Yes, he’s getting ready to deliver the Health INsurance Raping of America.
I have an open bottle of Absolut at the ready.
Instead of listening, I’m just gonna stare at that picture of the water polo guys holding their balls …
We’re bad insurance spenders. Yes, we need help. /off
My radio station isn’t jipping it! LOL. Gotta love WJR.
What’s xbrad doing not hanging out here today?
That fucker can’t stop blaming and finger-pointing at Republicans. Douche.
Why do you torture yourself so?
He hasn’t said it, but it’s Reconsiliation Time Baby.
What’s he saying?
Perhaps Rush will fill us in.
I wonder if they hold up signs that read “Applause” during these times.
The fuck? I’m here!
And who the fuck is Carinrose?
Some chick with small bewbs, I’m sure.
And a tight ass.
Hotspur, I’ve read most of WOT. Got bogged down about book 9 (with no end in sight). Then Jordan passed away. I’ve heard the new one by Brandon Sanderson is decent and advances the plot at a more than glacial pace.
I was signed-in to WordPress.
There. I’ve fixed it.
doc, I’ve finished Five, but it’s starting to get formulaic and I don’t know if I have the will to go on. So I’m taking a break for a while.
I just received A Patriot’s History of the United States, so I think I’ll be tied up with that for a while.
Sigh.
I’ve been trying to talk to my son about watching what he eats and exercising. I’m failing MISERABLY.
And, my husband is NO HELP because he refuses to stop buying crap.
sigh.
I don’t think I’ve been in this bad of a mood in a long time.
Is Obamafuck still on?
Car in,
Get your son into water polo. It is loads of fun and apparently the chicks dig water polo players.
You are sick, uni.
“Can you spot Dave in Texas?”
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Good job today, PJM!!!
Car in, can I have your honest objective opinion on something?
It’s the guy in back on the left, the one that looks like he’s trying to smuggle a small dog in his Speedos
Looks like Carin left. Mare, will you be my guinea pig?
DON’T DO IT MARE!! HOTSPUR IS TALKING TO YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!11!
Cyn, help a brotha out here.
Whatcha need, ma man?
*straps on tool belt, grabs nurses hat, melts butter into cooking pan for lessons, has cookie ready in case it’s for an owie.*
I might have to start watching Desperate Housewives
http://tinyurl.com/ydayl96
Check your email. I need your objective opinion.
Ok. BRB
GMAIL SUCKS!!!!!
Haven’t been able to get it to load since Saturday.
Mesa. you need the thirty weight ball bearings for gmail
xbrad,
It’s a stupid story line. The chick who plays the strippers is almost impossible to listen to.
If you watch it, turn off the sound.
No email come, Spur
Hmm…check FaceChimp.
‘k
I don’t think I’ve been in this bad of a mood
in a long timesince I ate all those deep-fried chocolate covered Twinkies.FTFY
I am going to the State Fair this year and I am trying every goddamned deep fried thing they got.
Which includes Twinkies. Although I don’t think they have chocolate covered fried ones.
BUT THEY WILL!! PROFITS!!
Now that the flu epidemic that was gonna KILL US ALL!!1!1!! fizzled out, here’s the next WORLDWIDE CRISIS™ that’s gonna “KILL US ALL!!!1!1!1!1!!!.
http://tinyurl.com/ygfx83z
Uni, I’ve liked Julie Benz since I first saw her on Buffy. But yeah, I can understand that some folks might find her voice annoying.
But both Julie and Dana have made appearances on Load HEAT.
http://tinyurl.com/y85vlrx
http://tinyurl.com/y9wnuff
Wash it all down with a http://tinyurl.com/3al63b
Too much shit in the food.
Stop shitting in the food!
Hotspur: Answered. I can discuss more w/you later if need be, but I have to run for dr’s and dentist appts.
Hugs!
Someone needs to invent the deep fried lard stick, wrapped in bacon.
Thanks, Cyn. You’re a peach.
Now that the flu epidemic that was gonna KILL US ALL!!1!1!! fizzled out, here’s the next WORLDWIDE CRISIS™ that’s gonna “KILL US ALL!!!1!1!1!1!!!.
I think the radish industry should be regulated. Those people have been out of control for far too long.
Here ya go, Uniball: http://tinyurl.com/y8bx9p7
Hotspur: Answered. I can discuss more w/you later if need be, but I have to run for dr’s and dentist appts.
OMG!!! Cyn and I are twins! My kids have dentist appts today!
Holy crap, you guys heard that tape of an air traffic controller’s kid giving out flight instructions at JFK?
Pupster,
I bet it is popular in Germany.
Holy crap, you guys heard that tape of an air traffic controller’s kid giving out flight instructions at JFK?
Must be take your kid to work day.
Dave, from what I heard, he did a good job.
Probably costs less also.
I put up a post about it at HQ. I’m not too bugged about it really, it’s kinda funny, and cute.
Still I think Dad’s gonna get counseled a bit over that.
I mean hell, “adios amigo”? Shit that’s priceless.
No wonder you guys like Sonic in Texas. It’s like a giant Sonic cum stain on the state.
I looked all over that map and couldn’t find a Whataburger. PISSED.ME.OFF!!
Whataburgers are rare.
Good, but rare.
I myself, as a nod to the gods, prior to me embarking on my pure south beach endeavor yet again, had myself a double double with jalapenos last night.
*snif*
Goddamn I’m gonna miss those.
…
wait, strip the bun…. I’M GOOD
Dave, I’m reminded of an Aeroflot flight that went down because the Captain had his kids in the cockpit. Dad was standing up, the son was in the pilot’s seat, copilot was in his seat, but had it pushed all the way back.
Kid accidentally overrode the autopilot and put it into out-of-control flight and the copilot couldn’t reach the controls. Killed everyone aboard.
xbrad,
I flew Aeroflot from Moscow to NY once. It was one of the worst flying experiences of my life.
When they served food it was like eating something a Russian peasant would eat. They served fish and it stunk like fish that was a couple of days old sitting out in a fish market. Fucking horrible experience.
The entire cabin stunk of rotten fish. The Russians just wolfed it down, it nearly made me vomit.
Aha, found it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
It stunk so bad I prayed a kid would crash the plane so I wouldn’t have to suffer anymore.
At first I thought the fish smell was the Russian Stewardesses, but then I saw that they were delivering nasty jiggly old fish.
>> Killed everyone aboard
Well yeah, ok. Bad “take your kid to work day”, I’ll give you that one.
Uni, you couldn’t pay me enough to fly Aeroflot.
I’d rather take my chances on some start-up in the heart of Africa than them. They really are the worst airline in the world.
It stunk so bad I prayed a kid would crash the plane so I wouldn’t have to suffer anymore.
Uhh Uni……we usually don’t discuss our sex life until the bewbs show up on Fridays. Just…..ya know…..blog etiquette and shit.
I noted the dad stepped in on the informative traffic instructions.
Anyway, I’m not bugged about it. Kid said “adios”. Seriously, “adios”, from a Yankee?
You gotta love that.
Xbrad,
It was way worse than I am describing. When we landed, and I mean mere seconds after we landed, all the Russians stood up and started taking down their luggage and started rushing toward the exits…while we were still on the runway.
Their security cut up our luggage with razors.
The Moscow international airport was filthy, corrupt, and sad.
I can go on and on about that experience.
I had to use the restroom and some dude took the stall next to me. I heard him spit then he grunted and heard the sound of wanking noises. The guy was grunting like a pig super loud for anyone to hear. I quickly got the fuck out of there. Shit and piss were all over the bathroom floor.
There are others.
When I was 12 or so, my friend Brian and I just walked onto the Naval Air Station. Hung around the Ops office a while, then one of the Chiefs invited us up to ATC. We got to hang around and watch them work. They didn’t let us make any calls though. It was mighty cool.
Then we wandered over to the fire station and hung out with those guys a while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obLGOITasek
Grrrrrr. WordPress just ate a long comment from me.
In a nutshell: Saw ortho man today. He says the piece of bone is wedged between where my shoulder bone and arm bone come together. No wonder I can’t lift it. He did double my pain meds. I’m going for open MRI tonight. Continuing ice packs. Back to ortho on Friday.
Nap time.
Uni, that Moscow/Russian airline story is horrific. What is wrong with these people?
Gross.
Anyone who knocks the US should be punched in the face immediately. Hard.
Poor PA.
Once again, I’d hug you, but don’t wanna hurt you.
{{gently pats PA on her fanny}}
STUPID BONE FRAGMENTS. RACKEM FRACKEM..
damn. I’m sorry PA. I hate it that you are owwie.
Praying for you, PattyAnn!!
Mare,
I could go on and on. When we got back to the US I learned that the Sheremetyevo International Airport is controlled by the Russian Mafia. It felt seedy and dangerous.
It really tainted my view of Russia.
The cool thing though, was the Russians we met in the airport, the normal people were very nice and apologetic about what a mess the place was.
I read later that all drug, art, weapons trafficking went through that airport because it was controlled by the mafia.
It may have changed since then.
There were people sleeping everywhere and some of them looked like they had been there for months. Some had mats and set up little spaces like homeless people in New York.
Here is a story about an Iranian woman stuck in the airport for 10 months.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/178654/iranian_woman_stranded_with_children.html?cat=37
When I got back I read a story about an African who was stuck in the terminal for over a year. The Russians have a policy of not offering food or support for these people and some of these people stuck in transit nearly starve. The African only survived because western businessmen set up a website to support him with food. If someone was aware they would give him food while traveling through the terminal.
One section looked like a bunch of homeless people who had settled in for the long haul.
The Russians used to offer zero support, including food, this may have changed.
I’m starting to think this blog is unhealthy or unlucky.
Or maybe just very slippery.
You’d think if it was run by the mafia it would be clean and efficient. Better than the Russian government.
*The Hostages needs to have it’s own “slip and fall” attorney.
Mare, why do you despise the Jews?
Mare,
They run the trafficking through it. They also run all the concessions within the facility, all the shops. So, they really don’t care about customer service. You are stuck. A sandwich cost around $15.00 and you can’t go anywhere else, there is no competition.
If there is no competition, they become abusive and lazy.
It’s like the government.
“Mare, why do you despise the Jews?”
Yes Mare, why?
it’s always been lucky for me.
I’m an anomaly.
I’m an anomaly.
Is that what you are calling it nowadays?
I thought Jackhole was more apt.
Maybe it’s gotten better.
Here is an article about Russian Authorities arresting one of the guys who controlled the airport.
http://tinyurl.com/yktxazf
Mr Elson claimed Mr Mogilevich, who was born in the Ukraine, controlled everything going in and out of Moscow’s Sheremetyevo International Airport, which he called a ‘’smugglers’ paradise”.
drive time.
‘sbeen a good day. just got a verbal on a very large deal. Not enough to let me quit yet, but certainly enough to make it easier……
woo hoo!
sweet
’sbeen a good day. just got a verbal on a very large deal. Not enough to let me quit yet, but certainly enough to make it easier……
woo hoo!
You’re buying the next night out!
*comes home for lunch*
*tackles Rosetta*
*shoves a tub of buttercream up his goatse*
I don’t work the register, num-nuts.
Congratulations Wiser!
Good going, Wiser.
Looks like The Hostages have found their next accordian player … kick ass!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W12-SqELJys
Congrats, wiser!
* makes mental note to buy wiser a drink at the next meetup *
* tosses mental note into wastebin *
I know PattyAnn went to take a nap, but why the hell do they not take the bone chip out instead of looking at it again?
Vmax, I know she said she is having surgery to put it back in place later. I think they are waiting for swelling to subside.
Oh, and the tendon that pulled the bone chip off is still attached. From what I was told that is a good thing as bones heal faster and easier than ruptured tendons.
yeah they do.
http://trololololololololololo.com/
From what I was told that is a good thing as bones heal faster and easier than ruptured tendons.
This is truth.
In leon news, the heat is out in my Altima. Again.
http://trololololololololololo.com/
what amazes me here is that IB had this before it got big.
And that NEVER happens!
You’re buying the next night out!
Ooops…
Wiser,
Is that big?
It’s great!
well, it’s kinda big…
Congrats wiser! My current contract is up at the end of May if you want to hire me to fix your software before your customer gets their hands on it and then cancels the order.
I am surprised that the racist dog movie trailer didn’t go big time.
My current contract is up at the end of May if you want to hire me to fix your software before your customer gets their hands on it and then cancels the order.
heh. If you only knew how close to the truth you are……
And while I would not hesitate to offer you a job, I would not wish working at my company on my worst enemy.
“Looks like The Hostages have found their next accordian player … kick ass!!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUc629OcQPo
Can someone post a link to that weird “Spockenfrackinschtupospitzin” (sp) song and dance video… I’ve come to miss it.
Did I miss it or is someone doing the bewbs on Friday?
Hey Sohos, you want some tickets?
I’m scared to ask what for Pup
Hey Sohos, you want some tickets?
ITS A TRAP!!
To the GUN SHOW! *HURRRRGH*
Back from dr and dentist appts. PJM and I must be twins cuz the dentist was for my boys. No fillings (YAY!) but my oldest is now being referred to an orthodontist (BOO!).
dang.. boobs.
Boobs on Friday.
They heal us. That’s what they do.
Speaking of healing and my mucho concerns about PA and her body aches, how are you doing Sohos? I might have missed some updates, which is wrong of me, but I would love to hear about all the things going on, and stuff.
I can also assert to all herein, having met you and gettin the awesomest hugs ever, you were feeling well, and you are well on the mend.
…
pretty good hugs and stuff. Just sayin.
===Ask The Hostages™===
So, is there an actual Birth Date to this place other than March 2009? Some kind of date that we should be celebrating?
At the dentist office right now and Garren has decided to do the burps he’s so famous for
PJM, I taught my youngest how to suck air and burp.
She can kick anyone’s ass in a contest. You willl all die.
hahahaha! Pup I loved that!!!!!!!
Yes Cyn it was March 7th same day I hurt my leg. It was a very busy weekend.
Dave I am having my last surgery on March 23rd yay! They are fixing the muscle in my leg. Outpatient. I will be in a splint for two weeks but I can walk on it and they will take the stitches out the following week. After 4-6 weeks all should be healed and it should looks a lot better.
Did you see that we ARE twins today Peej?
*feels special bond about taking kids to dentist and praying that a second mortgage will not be necessary to fix kids’ teeth*
Thanks, Sohos for the birthday info.
I’m excited for your surgery because it will make you happy.
>> Dave I am having my last surgery on March 23rd yay! They are fixing the muscle in my leg. Outpatient. I will be in a splint for two weeks but I can walk on it and they will take the stitches out the following week. After 4-6 weeks all should be healed and it should looks a lot better.
I am going to come there and hug your awesomely healed up awesomeness then in April. You better get ready for an awesome hug.
Thanks Cyn I am really looking forward to this one, plus it gets me out of rehab for a month
I would LOVE an awesome hug right now!!!!! I will wait until April if I must
So Sky never showed up today? Today is her bday
She usually show up a bit later, and I think her hours changed too, but I could be remembering that wrong.
I was thinking about putting up a new poat and typed in today’s date….
*in her best Ciff Claven voice…*
“Today happens to be March 3rd, or 3/03. Coincidentially, there are 303 days left on the calendary this year. True Story.”
What does it mean when numbers in your life start strangly aligning strangly? Is there some kind of book to look at for this, like one that analyzes dreams?
“Today happens to be March 3rd, or 3/03. Coincidentially, there are 303 days left on the calendary this year. True Story.”
Told my wife that just now. She didn’t find it as cool as I did.
She’s already pissed at me, though.
>> I would LOVE an awesome hug right now!!!!! I will wait until April if I must
Ok screw that.. when you goin in again? I should come there this weekend.
Serial and all, weekend’s open
Excellent article on why the Canadian banking system is a hot chick and ours is a dirty crack whore.
http://tinyurl.com/yfgkofz
MSN Headlines least likely to get me to click through:
Heidi’s doctor: No more surgery for Montag
Rosie, does it talk about the fact that Canadian banks are super tiny by comparison?
by the way, we just passed 250,000 comments.
Comment 250,000:
I would LOVE an awesome hug right now!!!!! I will wait until April if I must – sohos.
From a BBF intern to a star!
by the way, we just passed 250,000 comments.
Eventually one of them has to be funny.
Eventually one of them has to be funny.
This wasn’t it.
I’m sick as a dog.
Not a rabid dog, but a pukin’ dog.
I just got out of bed.
I’m ready to go back.
This weekend we have the John Mayer concert Saturday night and family dinner Sunday for Nina’s family bday party
Rosetta did you read Doc Zero today. Quite a opening paragraph
http://www.doczero.org/2010/03/to-keep-and-bear-arms/
Rosie, does it talk about the fact that Canadian banks are super tiny by comparison?
Three of the ten largest North American banks are Canadian. Considering that we have almost 10 times as many people and 10 times the GDP of Canada, I wouldn’t consider that representation super tiny.
You should read the article I linked. It’s very interesting.
With most things Canada is America’s hat but for the banking sector and their approach to home ownership, we may Canada’s diaper.
The numbers are difficult to argue with.
rosie, check yer gmail, iffin you dont mind too much.
Rosie, does it talk about the fact that Canadian banks are super tiny by comparison?
No, but it does give a nod to the fact that the oversight of douchebags like Chris Dodd and Barney Frank is noticeably absent .
I’ll check it when you smack xbrad in the face with a water polo ball.
The irony is that every single thing we did to “protect” homeowners and “encourage” home ownership basically fucked our banks.
Thanks congress!
Okey dokey
How about a soccer ball instead?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4b4KSgpuDM
Not the face!
Soccer, Hostages STyle
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/the-wind-pushed-it-into-the-net
Has anyone watched the movie The Box? I have it and we are going to watch tonight. Looks a bit freaky.
Not the face!
Piss on you! I’m working for Mel Brooks!
Rosetta did you read Doc Zero today. Quite a opening paragraph
http://www.doczero.org/2010/03/to-keep-and-bear-arms/
Awesome. It’s amazing how consistently excellent his essays are.
Working construction is hard. I am tired.
Doc Zero is very good. He oughta have a paid column somewhere.
Vmax I have missed so many of your updates. You are working construction now?
Has anyone watched the movie The Box?
I’ve watched one called The Box, but I doubt it’s the same flick…..
>> This weekend we have the John Mayer concert Saturday night and family dinner Sunday for Nina’s family bday party
Oh shoot. Bad weekend for me to drop by.
Aight.
The irony is that every single thing we did to “protect” homeowners and “encourage” home ownership basically fucked our banks.
Thanks congress!
Hahaha. Exactly the point of the article.
Hey! We’re from the government and we’re here to help!
http://tinyurl.com/ycydt8c
Hey! We’re from the government and we’re here to help!
http://tinyurl.com/ycydt8c
WTF??!??! Is that in San Francisco???
I think xbrad just passed out from over-excitement.
wiserbabe you are soooooooo bad! I have been seriously searching for a job now and I keep coming across bi-lingual a MUST…WTF?
I have been seriously searching for a job now and I keep coming across bi-lingual a MUST…WTF?
So then sleep with a chick and you’re good to go. I’m not seeing a problem here……
Kind of Sohos,
But not officially. A friend has paid me to help him for the last few weeks. It is not stable, but it is money.
Deed I Kilt it?
Is it partly dead? Mostly dead? or really dead?
Deed I Kilt it?
well, if no one’s gonna laugh at my brilliant bon mots, I certainly see no reason to continue to waste them here!
Huff huff huff huff huff huff huff………..
You ever come up with a brilliant bon mot, we’ll laugh.
well at least it is something vmax I cant find anything
‘Sup, hosefuckers and hosefuckees?
So then sleep with a chick and you’re good to go. I’m not seeing a problem here……
been there done that…now I can put it on my resume?
It’s amazing how consistently excellent his essays are.
Where the hell did this guy come from? All the sudden one day there’s somebody at Hot Air (ok, in the Green Room) that’s not just worth reading, finally, but that’s super fucking awesome!!!eleventy!!1
Friedman evidently has a new column and the Hot Air headline linking it is:
“Who’s up for another Tom Friedman piece praising China?”
Hahahahahahaha.
Hu Jintao must have pictures of Friedman blowing a goat or something.
http://tinyurl.com/ykvsfr3
been there done that…now I can put it on my resume?
Resume? Sure. More importantly, can you upload the video?
MOM!!! WISERBUD’S HUFFING PAINT FUMES AGAIN!!!
Yes Sohos. It is something. But I am not as young as I used to be when I worked construction. I demo’ed a porch roof today and re-roofed it Gawd I hurt! Roofing sucks. Give me carpentry or electrical any day. Even tile or cabinets or counter tops! I am working on simulated granite counter tops made of cement.
Where the hell did this guy come from? All the sudden one day there’s somebody at Hot Air (ok, in the Green Room) that’s not just worth reading, finally, but that’s super fucking awesome!!!eleventy!!1
I know Andy. I’ve been wondering the same thing. I know he’s a young guy but that’s all I know.
In my humble but correct opinion, he’s already in the Will-Krauthammer- Steyn league. Actually when it comes to conservative thought phraseology, he may be the best of the bunch.
BROMANCE!!!
Hi Sean
been there done that
Please tell me you have pics…….
I don’t necessarily need to see them. Just knowing they exist would be enough.
I feel for you vmax (((hugs)))) for you
?You ever come up with a brilliant bon mot, we’ll laugh.
I’ll be sure to punch you in the facebook when it happens
*sets Sean’s car on fire*
I do have some actually. It is a funny story I will have to tell sometime
“Who’s up for another Tom Friedman piece praising China?”
Need to buy some Tyson’s stock, as demand for their new product … The FuckinChicken … is skyrocketing.
L to R: Tom Friedman, Mrs. Friedman…
http://tinyurl.com/yfobzm2
Now is a time.
I do have some actually. It is a funny story I will have to tell sometime
I got time right now….
*puts in Teddy Pendergast CD
*lowers lights
Okay, girlfriend… spill…
I do have some actually. It is a funny story I will have to tell sometime
Tease!
*crashes flaming car into Rosetta’s living room*
XBRAD!!! MOVE TO SWITZERLAND!!! YOUR TIME HAS COME!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ygz26ku
Sean?
http://tinyurl.com/yfeme5m
In my humble but correct opinion, he’s already in the Will-Krauthammer- Steyn league.
I agree. I started to say Steyn/VDH in the prior comment.
BROMANCE!!!
Keep your filthy hands off him, you bitch! I found him first.
XBRAD!!! MOVE TO SWITZERLAND!!! YOUR TIME HAS COME!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ygz26ku
Hahahahahaha. There are a couple of meanings there, both of them bad.
There are a couple of meanings there, both of them bad.
I meant the worse one.
Yea! Sohos hugs!!!!!!!!!!
I hate roofing. I am all showered and shaved and clean. Except for the big blob of mastic on my elbow.
Did I mention I hate roofing?
I do,
I really really hate roofing.
2 jobs ago my boss said this is the last roof we do. I reminded him today that he said that.
If I am on a roof in August in Florida…..Shoot me Xbrad, please shoot me!
But my bald head is sunburned and turning tan. I am heading for my traditional golden bronze. (The pasty white guy that works outside) I wonder if my gray hair will turn gold like it did when I was young?
Is there anything interesting on TV tonight?
There’s a penguin on the telly…..
My tivo is set to record CSI NY at 10 Xbrad
That is it for Wed
Someone oughta make vmax wear a hat.
I sure hope sohos absense means she typing furiously…..
I suppose this day could get worse, but so far, it just sux.
I hate being sick.
I really hate being sick with nothing good on TV.
you don’t like penguins?
I did for a week Leon, but it was a base ball cap. My neck and ears were burnt. Screw it, I am going for a overall tan. (remember it is March in Florida, April has a few cool days. May has 1 or 2. After that it is 97 degrees and humid till late October.
Need to buy some Tyson’s stock, as demand for their new product … The FuckinChicken … is skyrocketing.
Hahahaha. That chicken died of internal injuries about 15 columns ago.
There’s a penguin on the telly…..
Where did it come from?
)
My bad
I was applying for a job online waste of time actually but you never know I guess.
I have been sworn to secrecy wiserbabe sorry about that
Next door?
Hey Romy how are you doing? I have been thinking about you and praying for you and your family.
I have been sworn to secrecy wiserbabe sorry about that
Look, if you tellthe story, leaving out the actual names, I’m sure I can get xbrad to tell the story about that time he worked as a fluffer for Ron Jere….
I may have said too much already.
I meant the worse one.
I figured.
xbrad, what the fuck is wrong with you? Get hold of some bad hospital fruit?
Wiserbud, Burma!
Sohos, the memorial service was today. Most of it was an Episcopalian service. My brother served in the Navy during the Vietnam War, so he had the military honors. Three sailors in the crackerjack uniforms (one was a petty officer 2nd class, don’t know about the other two) folded the flag and presented it to my nephew. I cried when they played taps.
Get hold of some bad hospital fruit?
Yeth he did and it wath FABulous!
xbrad…..call me anytime, thweetie.
… Burma!
o_O
Why did you say that?
Oh Romy ((((Hugs))))) sounds like it was a nice service.
Why did you say that?
I panicked.
*crashes flaming car into Rosetta’s living room*
hahahahahaha…..that’s funny.
I’ve got some fucked up sinus infection. My face is swollen. And it veers between being numb like novacaine and hurting like I got punched.
Evening, retards and ladies.
Isn’t penguin sightings a sign that Al Gore near?
Sohos, most of it was good. There was some weirdness with the Native American version of Psalm 23. I have no idea who picked it, but it’s damn hard to keep a straight face when someone says they want to live in the Big Teepee with the Shepherd Chief forever.
oh no. that would be hard
I’ve got some fucked up sinus infection.
Sounds like a tumor.
I panicked.
I am going to go watch this movie see yall around like a donut
Perhaps it’s from the zoo.
I think I broke my awesomeness.
Who happened to your brother, RC?
I’ve got some fucked up sinus infection.
Might want to schedule yourself a colonoscopy.
Oh, and Mr. RFH really liked the bacon bikini a few poats back.
They do not understand the consequences of what they are doing and leave the young girls to take care of the consequences.
If a 12 year old gets some girl pregnant, I guaran-damn-tee you that if the parents were made to pay for those consequences, the number of 12 -14 year old boys screwing around would go down.
Rosetta, my oldest brother got a cold which turned into pneumonia. He finally went to the doctor to get antibiotics a week ago. Friday he had trouble breathing, then went into cardiac arrest. The paramedics couldn’t revive him. He was 59. Memorial service was today.
My fishing buddy is from Burma
I used to have a book about Burma-Shave signs by the road.
My upstairs carpet is berber.
Vmax, wiserbud started quoting from a Monty Python skit involving what’s on the telly. I’m sure I missed a couple of lines (“penguins don’t come from next door!”), but I made someone smile today.
but it’s damn hard to keep a straight face when someone says they want to live in the Big Teepee with the Shepherd Chief forever.
My dad was active duty Air Force when he passed away. He was given a full military funeral, including a flyby by a C-5. 100s of airmen were there, including some pretty high-ranking officers.
My dad had a very diverse group of friends, including some gay men. One of them, Tom, showed up at the service in a very snappy outfit, including a lovely kerchief tied around his neck.
At one point during the memorial service, someone asked if anyone would like to get up and say a few words. Of course, up steps Tom, pastel blue jacket and all, in front of an entire church filled with airmen and women in uniform.
He starts to speak:
“Skip was a thpecial, thpecial man……”
Awwwwwww, shit. Here it comes….. My mom is crushing my hand. My brother the Marine looks like he’s about to leap onto the stage and gut the guy right there. I look around and every single person is holding their breath, waiting for the next sentence.
“I’ve known Skip thince we were in elementary thchool together. He loved hith wife and hith children with all of hith heart and he wath a great friend. I will mith him very much.” Then he leaves the stage.
*Whew.
but I made someone smile today.
You always make me smile, roamie and again, I’m really sorry about your brother.
He sounded ….interesting.
I think I broke my awesomeness.
It was pretty well worn out anyway.
I think I broke my awesomeness.
Your left ear?
” it’s damn hard to keep a straight face when someone says they want to live in the Big Teepee with the Shepherd Chief forever.”
I would have bust out laughing…..you’re a strong lady.
Wiser, I don’t know if that was something he wanted or something his fiancee (who is part Cherokee) wanted. But it read like someone who put every Native American cliche possible into a prayer.
This is close.
http://tinyurl.com/ya8obmh
shut up.
also, a flyby with a C-5 was about a $30.000 dollar honor.
And I’d have said “make it more” to respect his service.
They didn’t ask me
But it read like someone who put every Native American cliche possible into a prayer.
WTF? I thought one of the eeevillll paleface’s sins against the Native Americans [sic] was that they relentlessly converted them to Christianity.
That does sound sorta like the writers of “The Lone Ranger” wrote it in Tonto-speak.
Rosetta, my oldest brother got a cold which turned into pneumonia. He finally went to the doctor to get antibiotics a week ago. Friday he had trouble breathing, then went into cardiac arrest. The paramedics couldn’t revive him. He was 59. Memorial service was today.
God I’m sorry Romy. How tragic. My heartfelt prayers to you and your family.
Mare, I had the advantage of seeing the program ahead of time. My nephew offered to let me do a reading, and we were going over each part of the service. I then realized that he already had readers for the Bible passages, and I told him not to add anything just to give me something to do.
My sister took a Xanax, so she floated through the service. It was better that way.
but I made someone smile today.
You always make me smile, roamie and again, I’m really sorry about your brother.
same here romy. I love to have your smartypantsness around.
>> Your left ear?
Why do you know my left ear is fucked up?
Sounds like your nephew is a mensch.
*hugs RFH*
damn hon, you have had a year, which I hate.
You gots some friends who love on you though. I’m one. I’m the loser one, the others are pretty good though
Big Teepee with the Shepherd Chief forever.
HAHAHAHA!
I am SO remembering that.
Thanks, Rosie.
Hahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/ygcmfed
also, a flyby with a C-5 was about a $30.000 dollar honor.
Bigger deal than that, actually. From what I was told, just having the C-5 circling prior to the flyby caused air traffic up and down the entire Northeast cooridor to have to be re-routed. The service was just north of NYC, so it affected flight paths for LGA, Newark, Kennedy and most every other airport in the tri-state area.
Which is cool.
Which is appropriate.
Thank you everyone!
I’m the loser one
absolute nonsense
Just finished reading the Doc Zero second amendment piece, which is a half-dozen 44 caliber holes in the 10-ring full of WIN!
I particularly liked this: The right to keep and bear arms is a crucial intersection of liberty and obligation. A gun owner is entrusted with the solemn duty to tend his weapons carefully and securely. In accepting this duty, we remove the destiny of our loved ones from the hands of madmen, and it is no longer measured by the distance of a friendly police car from our homes.
Two hard things about this one – it was so damn sudden. Mom was in the hospital for 11 days, Mr. RFH’s sister was fighting the cancer for eight months. I didn’t even know Robert had been sick.
Mom and Mr. RFH’s sister also had casket funerals. My brother was cremated, and they are going to scatter his ashes in a couple of different places. By that token, it doesn’t seem real. No body to view, no gravesite, no marker. I haven’t come to grips with that yet.
The quiet strength of all three of my brother’s kids impressed the hell out of me. I have never been prouder of them.
>> A gun owner is entrusted with the solemn duty to tend his weapons carefully and securely
Oh crap. Really?
shit.. shit shit shit
I never, never want another MRI. They called it ‘open’ but that was just a trap. I think I’m claustrophobic. Doc will know for sure when he sees the MRI if the tendon or whatever is still attached and he’ll tell me what needs done.
I don’t have to do one single thing until Friday now, so tomorrow is officially my Vicodin day. All day long.
Brad, I hope you feel better. Hugs to Roamy. Sohos, I don’t have therapy anymore for a while, too! I’m happy for you. Dave, you’ve been very sweet to everyone this week. Ricola, go check your gmail.
I HAVE NOT BEEN SWEET.
crap. I’m not happy with your diagnoses girl. I want better for you.
THIS IS NOT SWEET. THIS IS..ok shut up
Yes, you are sweet. That’s why all the gurls luv ya.
Dave, my proudest moment as a gun owner was the day the collection outgrew the safe. Of course, the only sensible option at that point was to buy another safe.
Little kids in the house. Can’t afford to have ‘em all perforated and stuff. The Mrs. wouldn’t like that.
PattyAnn, enjoy your Vicodin day!!
>> Yes, you are sweet. That’s why all the gurls luv ya.
You shut up you.
I am going to give you such a pinch, that’s what I’m gonna do.
Rosetta, if you come back here tonight, I didn’t really send you an email. Yet.
Goodnight everybody!
Feel better , PA.
OK, I finally got some dinner. Open faced hot tuna sammiches. I feel a little bit better.
PA, here’s hoping you’re all patched up soon.
But in the meantime, Vicodin’s as good a plan as any.
Anyone besides me interested in military aviation?
Check this guy’s you tube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/MrMilitaryAviation
Sorry about your face, xbrad.
GRANDPA UPDATE:
He was moved from the hospital to a skilled nursing facility today. This is a good step forward.
Man, typing with crossed fingers is tough, especially when you’re not a skilled typist to begin with.
Heh: http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2010/03/04/
My daughter has practice until nine, otherwise I’d like to play with you cool kids.
(and by play I mean punch in the face, except for xbrad, since he has a sinus infection, I’ll punch him in the spleen)
“skilled”
Yet to be determined.
I’m glad he’s out of the hospital.
Sorry about your face, xbrad.
Eh, he’s had it his whole life, mare. I’m sure he’s gotten used to it by now.
Sorry about your face, xbrad.
Thanks.
But even when it’s better, it’s not very good.
You can take my word for that, or ask Sean. Or Wiser. Or PJ, or Andy, or TG.
Am I forgetting anyone?
Eh, he’s had it his whole life, mare. I’m sure he’s gotten used to it by now.
That’s not true b-rad. It only took me a couple beers and then you were fine.
This health care clusterfist has Dan Riehl’s needle in the red.
Instypoon asked, “is he an outlier or a leading indicator?” I’m going with the latter.
http://tinyurl.com/ybt996s
New poaste for you to slobber on.
I’m still surprised by my own face when I look at it. Always have been.
Might be a sign of mental illness.
damn, it’s no fun picking on xbrad when he goes along with it……
First day of 2012 and we get spammed.