First, some music to set the mood.
Right off the bat, a ginger for Carin. He is Jon Montgomery, a Canadian skeleton racer.
Good day, eh?
Christof Innerhofer is an Italian alpine skier. Gives Super-G a whole new meaning.
He just won a bronze medal in downhill skiing, so say hello to Bode Miller. USA! USA! USA!
Competing in the biathlon for Canada, Jean-Phillippe le Guellec.
Another Canadian, this time Stefan Read, ski jumper. (I still hear Wiserbud yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!)
Next is Henrik Lundqvist, goalie for the Swedish hockey team. Says he will pose shirtless for $5 million. (digs into couch cushions for loose change)
Another hockey player, this time for Canada. I give you Sidney Crosby.
We need at least one more American. How about cross country skier Kris Freeman?
Someone please tell American gold medalist Seth Wescott to shave his face and to take off his shirt. He looks like he has HHD potential.
GO USA!
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And, yes, I know the Bode Miller pic is a repeat. Sorry, ladies.
Being that these guys are “winter” athletes, I wonder if they suffer from shrinkage.
MOM!!!!!! PG IS HAVING THOUGHTS ABOUT MEN’S JUNK AGAIN.!!!!!
“shrinkage”
Thus the reason why Henrik Lundqvist won’t say how much will get him pantsless.
What?
I’m a thigh girl.
*wonders if he is missing any teeth*
HAWT
Excellent work Romy. The redhead is a tad scruffy, but I could clean him up really good.
Oh, and Bode Miller can make as many return visits as he pleases.
He’s gold in my book. hubba hubba.
I used to give Christof Innerhofer an hand-j whever he wanted it and he did nothing…NOTHING for me in return. I love him unconditionally, even though he is an abusive, drunken, lazy, disorganized bum. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME, CHRISTOF??!?!
I didn’t mean to stab you while you were sleeping! I was just going to cut my own wrists to show you how much I loved you and the knife slipped….5 times. And I didn’t stop the paramedics from taking you to the hospital, did I? That shows how much I love you YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LYING SCUMBAG FUCKER!!!!!!
Call me?
And, I’d like to thank Romy from refraining from poating this Olympic redhead. He’s enough to turn a girl from redheads forever.
(I still hear Wiserbud yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!)
What’s funny is that I look almost exactly like that guy.
Carin, every time I see that guy, my mind screams PJ’S SLACKER FRIENDS!
What’s funny is that I look almost exactly like that guy.
If I look only at the face, and squint real hard……maybe
Roamy, I was wondering if this Friday would be an Olympic BBF because there are quite a few gorgeous wimmen athletes. But for the most part, their boobs are not big.
And great job today.
If I look only at the face, and squint real hard……maybe
Okay, maybe not the face so much, but the body? It’s like we’re twins.
HAH. I just realized I know a woman from another site whose name is Amy, lives in Boston, and is semi-Batshit crazy. Hmmmm.
But she lives with her boyfriend, or so she says.
BRB
Good morning, Ahnuld.
*link deleted because it was a douche*
Linkage fail Rosie.
I hate link fail. HATE IT!!!
L to R: link fail, me
http://tinyurl.com/3f2smj
Not only was it a link fail, but that fucking window hijacked my browser. I had to force quit.
Rosetta the Hacker.
Sorry about that, Hotfudge. I’ll delete the offending son of a bitch link.
Nice CSLs on that Sidney Crosby guy, lol.
He’s so pretty you don’t need makeup. Just throw a wig and a dress on him and go to dinner.
Well, actually he needs a little eyebrow work. But that’s it.
MOM!!!! LAURAW IS BEING A LESBIAN TRANNY!!!!
Great job Romy!
So Forged didnt give anyone a chance to say howdy before he told everyone to lick his sack? I guess he doesn’t realize that most of the newbies wouldn’t even know who he is. Too bad he was so quick to judge…
Thank God Captain teh Awesomeh is on TV right now explaining, again, how helpful and successful the stimulus was.
He just said the stimulus was transparent and contained no pork.
Hahahahahahaha. This chicken is going to look like goatse by the time November rolls around.
Let me be perfectly clear, you’re going to be a one-term President.
Hey, at least I held a trial fore we hung ya.
I agree with lauraw. Sidney is a tad too pretty.
I like how Bob just ignores my posts and comments about whatever he wants.
That give me an idea. BRB.
My wife is good friends with a lady who works with the US Nordic team. Apparently Kris Freeman is a class act. He is the best of the bunch and one of the nicest Olympians we have.
If you want to cheer for a “good guy”, he is it.
I like how Bob just ignores my posts and comments about whatever he wants.
I like how kirby called me out on for “breaking the rules” with my B.O.B. sockpuppet, when one of the rules was “stay on topic”, something the real Bob seems incapable of doing.
Geoff needs to file this handy chart away for future updates when the double-dip arrives — Obama’s “Road to Recovery” Jobs Chart:
http://is.gd/8Ard5
You know what’s kind of fun about that chart? I know it’s “technically” true, but the three worst months of job loss under Bush occured after Obama won the election and Bush was, for all intent and purpose, no long driving the bus.
The double-speak of this government is so fucking creepy:
Cut taxes for 95 percent of working families through the Making Work Pay tax credit
Making work “pay.” Doesn’t work always pay?
Yeah, you’d think they’d learned their “chart” lesson already. This one will come back to bite them in the ass as well. Big Time.
Oh come ON. Where is everyone? Don’t make me go back to cleaning.
Cuffy’s “here” for me. The rest of you folks … I see where your priorities are.
Cuffy, with apologies to Michael Mann, that has got to be the most misleading chart evar!
It’s designed to make it look like jobs were lost in the eeeevilllll Boosh era and recovered by Barack the Great. In reality, even if we miraculously get back to job equilibrium by the end of 2010, millions of jobs remain lost. Many of them aren’t coming back, as companies have used this as an opportunity to prune some dead wood.
Here’s what Barry should really be worried about: http://www.cnbc.com/id/35438488
Ok. I get the hint.
I’ll be back after:
1)scrub the stairs
2)scrub the upstairs bathtub
3)clean downstairs bathroom.
On your mark … get set … GO!
Carin, funny you mention the “Making Work Pay” thing — it popped up as a credit during my TurboTax session this morning.
Unlike the Bush stimulus check that arrived in the mail and had to be taken to the bank, this Obama thing just appeared (unexplained) as a 3-word blurb in TurboTax. I had forgotten all about it until you just mentioned it. Tax Cut Message FAIL.
There’s facts, statistics and damn lies. I think that chart falls into the last category pretty nicely.
How does this jibe with the run up to (and subsequent settling in at) ~10% of the unemployment rate?
Sadly, the obedient lap-dog media will dutifully report this without any question or incredulity.
I’ll be back after:
1)scrub the stairs
2)scrub the upstairs bathtub
3)clean downstairs bathroom.
On your mark … get set … GO!
I wish Car in lived next door to me. And liked to break in to neighbor’s houses and clean up their shit. But I wouldn’t move to Michigan just to have an immaculate house.
According to that chart, losing jobs less quickly than previous equals recovery. By the same logic blood loss being at a slower rate 10 minutes after a stab wound than it was previously would be a huge indicator that you would survive. When actually it just means that you don’t have much blood left to leak out. Obama’s people are bragging that they’ve almost got us bled out.
I wish Car in lived next door to me. And liked to break in to neighbor’s houses and clean up their shit. But I wouldn’t move to Michigan just to have an immaculate house.
Brian? Is that you???
I LOVE YOU BRIAN!!!!! WHY DON’T YOU CALL ME??? YOU WERE GOING TO LET ME DIE AFTER I BROKE INTO YOUR HOME!!! YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG! I LOVE YOU!
28 minutes .
Not bad.
(still have to mop the bathroom floor)
Very Niiice HHD, Romy!!
I’ll take one of each, tyvm!
Well done, Romy.
Who is Amy Steele….not the funny commenter here, who is she? Was it a joke on Amy Bishop? I wasn’t here so could someone tell me?
Seth and I are making out later in his hospital room.
That’s the psycho nursing student we were talking about yesterday. Mesa linked to her blog and she’s an absolute nutball.
Almost made me physcially ill type of nutjob. Like scary. If she had an email exchange with someone she’d post it no matter how personal it was.
Ah, now I see, I kept mixing her up with Amy Bishop who is also a psycho. Thank you.
Mare, her blogs were deleted within the last 24 hours, but here is a google-cache of her last mainpage.
http://tinyurl.com/yfn9q6l
The woman is a psychotic lunatic who took her obsession with her frined to an extreme that certainly portends violence.
Good job on the HHD, Romy!
WOW! There is a lot of crazy going on there.
“I’ve had 10x as many sex partners as Brian, who can barely count his experiences on both hands.”
She sounds very together.
Amy Steele is scary crazy. Like ‘Suicide because of Facechimp comments’ crazy.
you pretty much missed the good stuff mare
that doesn’t even scratch the surface
poor thing. seriously
she has to be uncomfortable all the time.
Why do people blog their own crazy? Not one of her “friends” said to her, “listen, I love you, but you’re mental and it’s better you keep that between you, Brian, your therapists and your circle of friends.”
You want crazy? This is crazy!
http://tinyurl.com/yz39d2n
Mare, I’m pretty sure ALL her friends told her she was going nuts. Then found all their discussions, their home addresses, phone numbers, place of work and other personal data posted on the web.
If everything you say to Amy gets posted on the web, why is Amy suddenly surprised that people don’t talk to her anymore.
You want crazy? This is crazy!
http://tinyurl.com/yz39d2n
*sigh
I miss that blog
I was all ready this morning to have a cup of joe, sit back and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and then say WTF?!?!? and then laugh
You want crazy? This is crazy!
http://tinyurl.com/yz39d2n
I can’t believe he strung her along like that.
Your example “I don’t think you are handsome/ cute”=
you find me uglyyou find me batshit crazyThanks for everything I can post and use your full name and that you are a copywriter for a financial company.
Sounds fair.
Rob Allen should have known better when he saw her profile and it said (among other things) “feminist” and “activist.”
DANGER!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!
There are men who don’t like women and those who really like them, and I’m not just talking about sex.
I think women are like that too. I think the Hostage women really like men. It’s not adversarial. Men are fun, funny, helpful, good fathers and care takers.
Evidently, a lot of women want a man but secretly hate them.
I can’t believe he strung her along like that.
Yeah, what a bastard, huh?
Maybe he googled her name and found her shrine to Brian and decided “Hmmmm, I could tell her she’s a fucking whackjob, or I could try to let her down a little easier.”
As so many of us have discovered in our lives, there is no “letting down easy” when you are dealing with this sort of person. There is only leaving the country, changing your name.
I miss that blog
Yeah, I’m kinda sorry that people didn’t see that this would happen if they started jumping ugly on her. She’s unstable and she proved it by deleting that blog.
Seriously, what kind of rational person would delete a blog that they had spent so much time and energy on for so long?
That’s just nuts.
“There is only leaving the country, changing your name.”
hahahahahahahahaha…….so you weren’t born in the US?
hahahahahahahahaha…….so you weren’t born in the US?
Kenya.
I just think it’s funny that he prolly felt safer telling her he wasn’t attracted to her instead of saying he thought she was probably psychotic.
“Seriously, what kind of rational person woudl delete a blog that they had spent so much time and energery on for so long?”
*sniff, sniff
I think so too, Carin. He was trying to be nice and it backfired. Imagine if he would have told her the truth?
Seriously, what kind of rational person woudl delete a blog that they had spent so much time and energery on for so long?
That’s just nuts.
Heh
I just think it’s funny that he prolly felt safer telling her he wasn’t attracted to her instead of saying he thought she was probably psychotic.
I would love to meet her new boyfriend. I bet he’s an absolute winner.
I had brief encounter with a girl in my freshman year in college. It was…. unsatisfying. Then the next thing I knew, she was in all my classes. Which was a little odd, since she was a sophomore. I just couldn’t get away from her. Not full on stalker, but she was just a little too intense.
Sounds fair.
hahahahaha
totally. rational.
Seriously, what kind of rational person would delete a blog that they had spent so much time and energy on for so long?
That’s just nuts.
Oh, my.
/ace-channelling-allah
In Amy’s defense, she hasn’t kidnapped Brian and thrown him in a pit in her basement.
Yet.
She hasn’t hobbled him either.
Amateur…
I had brief encounter with a girl in my freshman year in college. It was…. unsatisfying.
Ummmmm… well. I really don’t know what to say.
Oh, my.
/ace-channelling-allah
wait………what?
I thought he was talking about wp, what are you talking about?
“Oh, my” burritohead!
How much do you think Salem Comm bought HotAir for?
Too much, Mare.
I actually had a roommate who was kinda weird like this. Sophomore year. We didn’t really know each other (the person I was going to room with switched schools late the previous year) but it was one of those things where she suddenly became my BFF in the space of a few days. Anyway, then I got a boyfriend, and she went loony. When her strange behavior didn’t make me dump my boyfriend for her, she started badmouthing me to everyone on the floor. She moved out half-way through the year with her new BFF(a woman who I had been friendly with until roomie started her blackballing of me) W/in a few months, that chick was regretting moving in with her.
I think she had a breakdown a few semesters later.
I started dating my very sane wife when we were both 18 and married her when I was 22 and she was a month shy of 22. I sometimes regret that I missed out on dating a bunch of crazy motherfuckers that wanted to strangle my pets and paint my name on public buildings and shit.
I had brief encounter with a girl in my freshman year in college.
Dear Penthouse Forum…..
I thought he was talking about wp,…
who?
I think she had a breakdown a few semesters later.
Car in is such a heartbreaker…..
Hey, that’s not my fault. We were but two ships passing in the night.
When I got that boyfriend, she started sleeping around the guy’s frat house. The crazy was a bit much for me. I was pretty embarrassed for her.
“Oh, my” burritohead!
oh.
oh well. I get it now, I was hoping for something scandalous
Today is Ash Wednesday?
I think I’ll give up soliciting strangers for sex in public restrooms.
I think I’ll give up soliciting strangers for sex in public restrooms.
What if they solicit you?
I really don’t feel like cleaning anymore.
I reek of bleach.
Did that idiot Henry Rollins say some weird crap again? I got side tracked while seeing the headline and didn’t find out what he said. Does anyone know?
PJM, what are you giving up for Lent?
My daughter is doing chocolate and sweets (among other stuff).
I think I’ll give up soliciting strangers for sex in public restrooms.
and go to public parks instead?
What if they solicit you?
That’s still okay.
and go to public parks instead?
That’s okay too.
I reek of bleach.
Then go stand next to PJM – she reeks of yeast.
My daughter is doing chocolate
Was she only a casual user, or was she a hard-core mainliner of the stuff?
I think I’ll give up soliciting strangers for sex in public restrooms.
Then bring a buddy. That way, he’s not a stranger.
Hey agile, I have another question for you………………
have you ever seen a grown man naked?
PJM, what are you giving up for Lent?
my children
I think I’ll do (among other religious sanctimonious stuff) candy and sweets.
PJM, I’m glad you’re not giving up the Hostages this year.
I sometimes regret that I missed out on dating a bunch of crazy motherfuckers that wanted to strangle my pets and …
Yeah, too bad, PG. I really miss those days: checking the rear seat of the car when you get in for dead animals, asking your crazy lover if they’re working a double shift, so you know when to have your friends over to help you move all your shit out in one try, giving your buddy the bartender $20 to cover the cost of the pay phone you just cut so the bitch would stop calling you at the bar, all those things. Good times, Good times….
PJM, I’m glad you’re not giving up the Hostages this year.
oh hellz no. I had the hardest time giving it up last year because that’s when all the WP drama happened. Ugh
Tom Friedman is such a fucking condescending elitist douche-bag, I can hardly stand it.
From the column linked below:
“In my view, the climate-science community should convene its top experts — from places like NASA, America’s national laboratories, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Stanford, the California Institute of Technology and the U.K. Met Office Hadley Centre — and produce a simple 50-page report. They could call it “What We Know,” summarizing everything we already know about climate change in language that a sixth grader could understand, with unimpeachable peer-reviewed footnotes.”
Disagree with Lord Friedman’s views and you have the intellectual capacity of a sixth grader.
Fuck you statist whore.
http://tinyurl.com/ydfrqlu
I think I’ll do (among other religious sanctimonious stuff) candy and sweets.
I’m gonna have to really think about what I’m giving up. Maybe sweets and alcohol, no, no I’ll have to think of something else.
have you ever seen a grown man naked?
In or out of chains?
hahaha, your preference. I just thought you’d like to hear something other than a dog question from me.
I’ll have to think of something else
Give up caring what others think of you. It’s very liberating.
I just thought you’d like to hear something other than a dog question from me.
And “What are you wearing?” seemed out of place here? I don’t think so.
Do you likw gladiator movies?
I’m gonna give up using the F word. That ought to work out for me for about an hour and a half or so.
Lunch time. Left over tacos. Hubba J Hubba.
So, there are STILL people who believe in Global Warming?
And we thought Amy Steele was crazy.
Hahaha!! And of course, the obligatory Friedman tonguing of China’s nut sac:
(Renewable energy) is obviously going to be the next great global industry. China, of course, understands that, which is why it is investing heavily in clean-tech, efficiency and high-speed rail.
Friedman is as predictable as the whorish Maureen Dowd. Heh. Friedman suffers from Dowd’s Syndrome.
vomit……..course I was trained to think that way
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article7029058.ece
If Rosie followed me on Twitter, he would have seen me say earlier:
Shorter Friedman: blah blah blah CHINA blah blah blah GREEN JOBS blah blah blah PORNSTACHE
They could call it “What We Know,” summarizing everything we already know about climate change in language that a sixth grader could understand, with unimpeachable peer-reviewed footnotes.”
Yeah, too bad they don’t have any of that bolded stuff there that would make this whole thing work.
What Friedman and the other climate-change idiots don’t get is that we DO understand this stuff. Far better than they think we do. We are not blinded by a couple of years of specious data before we fall, dream-like, into their cult-like religion. We are not as easily taken in by someone with a smooth delivery and perfectly creased trousers as he and his fellow travelrs are.
We are just a bit smarter than they are and they don’t quite fathom that. So, as is always the way with children, they simply lash out and call everybody “stoopid” while stomping their feet loudly so someone, anyone will pay attention to them.
They are like the children in the grocery store who think that screaming louder and louder that they want candy is going to work. I imagine a lot of this has to do their parents weakly capitulating to their little tantrums and telling them over and over that they were the bestest, most smartest children in the world.
Now that they are grown, they just cannot see that maybe, just maybe, mommy and daddy were lying to them. It would totally destroy the protective little coccoon they have lived their entire lives in.
If I thought a tantrum was coming on, I told my children to lay face down and alternate fists to the floor and kick their legs and yell. I said that would make them look like bigger idiots. They would just stop and stare at me with confused looks, then the light bulb would come on and they would smile and be good.
For Lent, I’ve also decided to be more honest. Whenever ANYONE says the phrase, “Global Warming” and they are serious, I’m going to say, “you’re an idiot.”
I’m really going to do that.
I hit mine with the cattle prod.
Same effect.
wiser, +500,000 points and 3 Nobel Peace Prizes
Friedman reminds me of that video with Eco-douche Ed Begley, Jr. where “peer reviewed studies” were one out of every 8 or so of his words. Problem is, the interview took place a couple of days after Climategate broke and anyone with half a brain realized that “peer review” is the climate science version of a reach-around.
“I hit mine with the cattle prod.
Same effect.”
Oh, okay, I’ll do that to the “global warminst” too.
http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/st-louis-crime-beat/st-louis-county/2010/02/skirt-wearing-bandit-strikes-again/
“Shorter Friedman: blah blah blah CHINA blah blah blah GREEN JOBS blah blah blah PORNSTACHE”
HA! “Pornstache” I was thinking that too. Well, maybe more along the lines of “douchestache.”
We are just a bit smarter than they are and they don’t quite fathom that. So, as is always the way with children, they simply lash out and call everybody “stoopid” while stomping their feet loudly so someone, anyone will pay attention to them.
Exactly. How crushing it must be to realize that, not only are you not smarter than the masses, you are in fact much more ignorant.
“douchestache.”
Dave excluded.
Friedman is one of those guys whose books are on the shelves of every leftist dickfister out there, yet they have never actually read.
telling them over and over that they were the bestest, most smartest children in the world.
Of course, it helps that they attend colleges where it’s more important to be diverse and PC in your thinking than it is to get the right answer. They are told by their professors, , year after year, that 2+2= approximately 4, but as long as they have the right mindset, that’s close enough. No need to actually have to learn the correct answer if it’s not that important in the first place compared to caring about the right things more than the next guy..
And now we have a President who embodies that concept perfectly. Without having accomplished a single thing in his life, he is rewarded again and again, from being appointed Editor of Harvard Law Review to winning the Presidency and then, even more incredibly, the Nobel Prize, simply because he says and thinks allthe “correct” things and (to a slightly lesser degree) has the right skin color. This allows the shallow, ignorant and childish libs to continue patting temselves on the back for doing “the right thing.” (The right thing being defined as “what makes them feel good about themselves.”)
Very soon this country will grow up, after they see just how much damage can be done by allowing these children to make the decisions. Hopefully, it won’t be too late to fix.
Several years ago a buddy of mine recommended that I read The World is Flat, so I bought it on tape. Halfway through I was screaming at my car radio driving down the road with spittle dribbling off my chin. I never finished it.
Anyone wanna buy it?
“And now we have a President who embodies that concept perfectly. Without having accomplished a single thing in his life, he is rewarded again and again, from being appointed Editor of Harvard Law Review to winning the Presidency and then, even more incredibly, the Nobel Prize, simply because he says and thinks allthe “correct” things and (to a slightly lesser degree) has the right skin color”
So true, Wiser.
And I admit, I’m still bitter about it.
If Rosie followed me on Twitter, he would have seen me say earlier:
Shorter Friedman: blah blah blah CHINA blah blah blah GREEN JOBS blah blah blah PORNSTACHE
Will you friend me on ChimpDoucheZitherChicken?
“Will you friend me on ChimpDoucheZitherChicken?”
I saw that act in Las Vegas and it was gross.
I saw that act in Las Vegas and it was gross.
Is that the latex and goatse one?
Send me your twitter thingy.
And Facechimp.
They are told by their professors, , year after year, that 2+2= approximately 4
I was reading the comments at a liberal web-site about a brain surgeon who forwarded a “racist” email to some people.
The commenters were all talking about how, he really wasn’t that smart. All he did was take science courses. He didn’t have a liberal arts degree where he would have been forced to actually think.
Can one give up dignity for Lent?
“Is that the latex and goatse one?”
Yes, and the Zither was icky.
ed that I read The World is Flat, so I bought it on tape. Halfway through I was screaming at my car radio driving down the road with spittle dribbling off my chin. I never finished it.
Anyone wanna buy it?
I’ll take it off your hands for $20. I mean, YOU giving ME $20.
You should comment at that web site that those idiots should have their brain surgery performed by a “journalist” major. You know, because they can “actually think” and figure it out as they go.
Honestly. I’m done. I’m not cleaning any more today.
Except for the hallway by my dad’s room. who had some sort of accident involving a red sauce. It’s on the floor … the walls and the ceiling. Sigh.
Can one give up dignity for Lent?
Only if one has it. Which you don’t.
Mare,
I read your Vegas experience.
Quick story.
When I was 21 I had to catch a late night bus from Vegas to get home. The bus station is downtown, in what used to be one of the worst spots. It was about 1AM and I was crossing the street from the bus station to a casino to get some food. Right in front of the casino, and about 20 feet from me, a Pimp bitch slapped one of his whores so hard it sounded like a loud clap. She stumbled to the street and blew vomit about five feet in front of her. She was bent over and slowly raised her head, she wiped her face off with her hand and looked at me, then smiled. She was ready to go.
I love Vegas.
“douchestache.”
Dave excluded.
Bitch.
AD,
What is the opposite of dignity?
I would like to give that up for lent, in the hope of developing dignity in the void.
Las Vegas does not bring out the best in people. But the Hotels are a marvel.
hahahahahaha…….sorry, agile dog….hahahahahah….you too.
I used to have to ride my bike along the strip at about midnight to get home from work. I saw some of the craziest shit. Got flashed, propositioned, chased, man, that was crazy.
Carin, are you sure that’s not blood?
Honestly. I’m done. I’m not cleaning any more today.
Good. Then hows about makin’ me a sammich? Ham & Cheese on that home-made bread of yours, with a spicy mustard. And chips if ya gots ‘em.
Carin, your hallway sounds like an episode of CSI.
Mare,
I don’t live there now because I have kids to raise, but as an adult it is very fun. It sucks for kids, I mean big time, unless you are loaded. Since you are loaded you may like it though.
It has some amazing year round mountain biking and winter hiking just outside of town.
Also, if you know where to go, it’s still a very swank and fun adult playground.
The next time you go, check out Bootlegger Bistro. Totally off strip but some of the best music in the city. It’s where all the performers go to unwind.
http://www.bootleggerlasvegas.com/
Ham and cheese? Not with these Catholic hands.
If I can’t eat it, I’m not making it.
What is the opposite of dignity?
That’s a damn good question! Depravity? Self-disgust? It would make a great indie movie title, or the title of the next Ann Coulter book.
Mare, I couldn’t believe it. First I see something on the floor. The the wall. Then the door. Then the ceiling.
sigh.
Ham and cheese? Not with these Catholic hands.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’m hoping my husband opts for cheese pizza for dinner tonight. I don’t feel like cooking.
Ham and cheese? Not with these Catholic hands.
Damn pagean rituals. And I was hungry.
I wish I was loaded.
My wife is making Pizza for lunch.
Mare,
C’mon, you are loaded. Your kids go to Punahou, you live in Hawaii Kai?
We are all conservatives/libertarians/pro-capitalists here, I didn’t mean it as an insult.
I miss writergal:
or those who care, I’ve been dating someone for a month and have had plenty of sex so I don’t “need to get laid.” Give me a break.
Up to three months ago, Brian hadn’t had sex in eight years but I’ve had plenty. I’ve had 10x as many sex partners as Brian, who can barely count his experiences on both hands.
I thinking if didn’t have bleach fumes on the brain I could come up with something about the sex experiences and “both hands” comment.
Hahahaha. Only a super-genius on par with Tom Friedman would beta test a “green” Zamboni at the Olympics.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2010/02/olympic_gold_seekers_hindered.html
What I am is old. I’ve been a little old man for about 30 years. When I see people acting like trash, I’m disgusted. But, I admit, I’m an old man.
Having fun is great, but the loud foul language, the fat girls with whorish outfits, the beyond drunk behavior is gross to me and that’s just here at the Hostages.
My wife is making Pizza for lunch.
But will she share it with you?
I wish, despite the fresh conquest and the new vagina you’ve found, you may never cease to regret the love and care and devotion I have shown you in the past decade.
But I tell you the same things too often; you must be tired of them. Do not count it ill, I implore you, nor grudge me the sad consolation of complaining of your harshness.
I can’t WAIT until her book comes out. It’s gonna be about dating.
“and that’s just here at the Hostages.”
HA!
Seriously, the next time you go, head over to the Bootlegger.
“But will she share it with you?”
Share it? Hell, she is making it FOR me.
My stomach is growling, I can’t wait.
Uni, I think you’re wife is spoiling you. Can you give me her cell phone number? I need to have a talk with her.
Car in,
You stay the hell away from my wife!
Time to snoop to see if the Pizza is done.
L-R
Rosetta, Wiserbud, Hotpsur
http://tinyurl.com/ylg6yvp
“I wish I was loaded.”
Uni, I was talking about being drunk.
One more bit of news!
It appears that the operation was successful and my Mom is in the clear for now. She has to get tested a lot over the next year, and over the next six years, but it appears they caught it early enough that it didn’t make it to any muscles or lymph nodes.
Very very good news.
I am in a great mood.
Car in, my mom spilled a pot of tomato soup in the living room about 4 years ago. I was still finding spots of soup in weird places, like two rooms over, right up until she gave up and had the whole house painted a year ago.
Oops!
http://tinyurl.com/yfoz8bo
Great news, Uni! Great news!!
I’ve been a little old man for about 30 years.
*suddenly feels very, very weird about recent fantasies…….
Mare,
Thanks!
Uniball, what are you wearing right now?
The more I see and hear of Amy Steele, the more I think WTF?
Is there any way we can introduce her to Bob? They’d make a great couple, skipping down the road to insanity together.
Good news uni.
Very very good news.
AWESOME!!!!
Great news, one-nut.
Rosetta, were you ever part of the Blue Man Group?
Glad to hear that, Uni.
Now STFU.
Have any of you thought it would be great to be slightly buzzed all day long?
http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/12/the-cws-omg-moment-of-the-year-video.html
I’ve tried that, Mare. Not as fun as it sounds.
On the other hand, being entirely blitzed for weeks at a time is OK.
The Zither Chickens would be an awesome name for a traveling band of autoharp troubadors. And they would have even awesomer groupies.
Mare, I had a buddy who would, on his day’s off, drink a ton of beer and clean his house. By the end of the day, he would be plastered, but his house would be spotless.
I don’t know how he did it. I’d be napping by noon.
“http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/12/the-cws-omg-moment-of-the-year-video.html”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Mare, I had a buddy who would, on his day’s off, drink a ton of beer and clean his house. By the end of the day, he would be plastered, but his house would be spotless.”
I see a lot of “upside” here.
Great news on yo momma, numb nut!
Mmmmm….hearty.
Rosetta, were you ever part of the Blue Man Group?
Maybe. What’s it to you?
Friday night mare, you and me, we’ll get loaded.
Did someone say Zamboni?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkJbvv3pHg
L to R, Mare, Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/ybak4pu
PJM, if I’m here, it’s on.
By the end of the day, he would be plastered, but his house would be spotless.
Can he come over?
PJM, if I’m here, it’s on.
Oh I don’t mean together, I mean in spirit.
I’m going out Friday night.
Well, have fun then without me.
Rosetta enjoys a cup of goats tea:
http://is.gd/8BgzP
Nice nails!
Great way to leave a job.
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2010/02/sf_govinaction_stop_the_press.php
“Goodbye Budget and Finance Committee: You are a beacon of hope to every stupid idea attached to a noble cause.”
“The MTA board is exclusively appointed by the mayor, and is more dismissive of the legislative branch than the Taliban is of The Vagina Monologues.”
“Goodbye LAFCO: I never understood how much progressives believe the ends justify the means until I saw how they created and managed you.”
“Goodbye Sean Elsbernd: It takes an extraordinary man to make reasonable answers so unpalatable to so many people, but you did it.”
Everybody should always leave their jobs this way. The world would be a better place.
I’ll be here for you Mare.
Thanks, Carin.
By the end of the day, he would be plastered, but his house would be spotless.
Can he come over?
He could be kind of a mean drunk.
But, OMG, he was the cleanest man I’ve ever known. You couldn’t find dirt anywhere in his house. You could prolly eat off of the floor UNDERNEATH his fridge. It was amazing.
We’ll talk about PJM behind her back.
It’ll be great.
Everybody should always leave their jobs this way.
Oh, I’ve already got my resignation speech written…….
He could be kind of a mean drunk.
That’s ok. I’ll leave while he’s cleaning.
I think you should talk about me behind my back now. That way it’s more fun for all of us.
Who is the official Hostages Male Olympic Ice Skater?
George Gorn
I think you should talk about me behind my back now. That way it’s more fun for all of us.
Yea, like I’d give you that satisfaction. No, it will be much more fun … you out, trying to have fun … wondering what Mare and I are saying about you.
meanie
Great news on your Mom, Uni!! Fingers crossed for clean scans in the future!
Oh, I’ve already got my resignation speech written…….
Burn bridge, burn!
Sox? NOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article7029058.ece
ok I got it. This is what I’m going to do for Lent……it’s not exactly giving up something, it’s sort of prioritizing.
It’s kind of a flylady technique using timers.
20 minutes hostages
20 minutes cleaning
20 minutes playing with the dog
20 minutes preparing dinner or cooking of some sort
20 minutes ignoring my children
repeat all day
this will be fun
Thanks Cyn and everyone else. It has been a great day.
Thanks Cyn and everyone else. It has been a great day.
cuz you got a sandwich?
” cuz you got a sandwich?”
Nope, pizza!
My mom got cleared, the cancer didn’t make it into any muscle or lymph nodes, they got it in time.
now she gets a shitload of testing over the next year and five weeks, and continuous testing for six years, but it all looks good.
Who is the official Hostages Male Olympic Ice Skater?
Dick Buttons
What is the opposite of dignity?
Indignity.
My mom got cleared, the cancer didn’t make it into any muscle or lymph nodes, they got it in time.
oh wow, I didn’t know about any of this. So glad for your mom.
crap timer went off
Who is the official Hostages Male Olympic Ice Skater?
It’s not obvious?
Jewstin, of course!
Burn bridge, burn!
Burn, douchebag bosses, Burn!!!!
my mom spilled a pot of tomato soup in the living room about 4 years ago. I was still finding spots of soup in weird places, like two rooms over
My wife and I met for some reason or another one morning and she gave me a canned Dr. Pepper. It was a beautiful late spring morning. I don’t know why she gave me a Dr. Pepper. I don’t like Dr. Pepper and she knows it. I tossed it up on the concave section of the dashboard of my pickkup thinking I’d take it in the house and put in the fridge when I got home. That way she’d drink it anyways. Did I mention that it was late spring? It got about 100 outside, which means it got about 150 inside my locked up pickup. When I came out of work to go home, the inside of my pickup was covered in brown sticky. That can had exploded and blown DP everywhere. The passenger side door and window still don’t work right to this day and there’s brown specs all over the ceiling.
crap timer went off
Who times themselves while crapping? Talk about anal…….
Who times themselves while crapping? Talk about anal…….
Ba-dump BING!
HAHA! PG made a funny!
Who times themselves while crapping?
*quietly raises hand
I need to or my eyes get all puffy from too much crying.
From the A-6 Intruder Association.
The US crap timer goes off Jan. 20, 2013.
*hands wiser two boxes: Kleenex and Preparation-H*
What is the opposite of dignity?
Dave in Ocean.
Rosetta enjoys a cup of goats tea:
http://is.gd/8BgzP
Yum! Earl Gay.
What is the opposite of dignity?
The admission of using a timer while crapping.
L to R, Mare, Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/ybak4pu
You’re lucky I like you or you would have been dead long ago.
What is the opposite of dignity?
The admission of using a timer while crapping.
Would you prefer I use a sun-dial?
Of course not, sweetpea.
*quietly hands over Visine and sliced cucumbers*
I have a joke. What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
SLOOP!
I wish somebody had a snake joke. I haven’t heard a good snake joke in ages.
Here’s another example why Evan Bayh retired and why McCain lost in 2008.
http://tinyurl.com/yl7csbl
It’s time for people to choose a side and for the two sides to go to battle. No one wants a Specter or a Lieberman or an Ahnuld on their side when it’s time to do battle on the big things.
The middle is muddy water. It’s time for people to choose mud or water.
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.
I like mud.
And pudding.
Judge Smails tells shitty jokes.
SLOOP!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Judge Smails tells shitty jokes.</i<
And he has a shitty avatard.
“Would you prefer I use a sun-dial?”
Sometimes I have to use a calendar.
Cuffy, what are you Tweeting right now?
Hotspur fails html again.
Judge Smails is a lazy sumbitch.
Meth.
Hahahahaha.
Tweety Bird.
Rosetta,
I believe people are choosing sides right now, and the mid terms are going to be a blood bath.
I am optimistic!
There is a growing goatse-tse problem in Africa:
http://is.gd/8BwFr
I’m sorry I came back from the beach.
Oh, and Wiser? Ryan Miller is a cousin of mine, so you can STFU!
Oh, and Wiser? Ryan Miller is a cousin of mine, so you can STFU!
?????
You may need to check the batteries in your sarcasm detector, dude.
I am optimistic!
Agreed! The mud is going down in a big way.
I like mud.
Good, Cyn. Run down to the store and get me some more beer.
http://tinyurl.com/yfsulcq
Evan Bayh deciding not to run again is big. Many in the democratic party thought he was the next big thing. I thought he would quit the senate, run for governor, then run for president.
Hewitt said he would never be president now, but I missed why he thought that was so. Maybe because Bayh voted for the stimulus and every other stupid thing? Or maybe because his name is spelled weird.
(pssst, he was gubner before senator)
You may need to check the batteries in your sarcasm detector, dude.
I spent two hours driving back from the coast this morning with a miserable five-year old barfing in the back seat. The sarcasm detector is inopperable.
I like mud.
I thought Jewstin was the resident ghey.
Yeah, cuffy, I thought so.
Way to have a lame vacation BiW.
Way to have a lame vacation BiW.
Well, he did have fun. Yesterday.
Some kids just can’t hold the liquor, is all.
I spent two hours driving back from the coast this morning with a miserable five-year old barfing in the back seat.
Well, then why did you bring PJM with you in the first place?
Ya gotta start ‘em out on Ripple.
Some kids just can’t hold the liquor, is all.
A spliff would have settled his stomach.
What is Ripple?
This Super Bowl ad is great!
http://is.gd/8BBSc
sup Jew?
What is Ripple?
I think it’s kind of a cheesey cheap convenience store wine like Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. Designed for teenage chicks who haven’t developed a taste for alchohol yet, but need a way to get relaxed enough to fly their freak flag. A gateway drink to the harder stuff if you will. I’ve never actually seen it……just heard about it.
Nothing much, Rosetta. What color latex body paint are you wearing today?
Rosie, ya Big Dummy! I thought you were a fan of Fred:
http://is.gd/8BEcY
What is Ripple?
*rolls eyes*
Nothing much, Rosetta. What color latex body paint are you wearing today?
Bubblegum.
“What is Ripple?”
Somebody needs to watch more Sanford and Sons. Fred used to mix it with champagne and call it champipple.
Good, Cyn. Run down to the store and get me some more beer.
http://tinyurl.com/yfsulcq
HAHAHAHA! But did you see me so valiantly try to save the bag with the beer in it?! Didja?!!
*squirts watergun filled with Genuine Miller Beer™ at Pupster*
HEY!
http://tinyurl.com/yrbfrq
I love Fred and I’ve heard of Ripple. I just dinnit know what it was.
Also, I’m changing my name to Grady.
What is Nipple?
What is Nipple?
Napalm and Ripple.
I loved the time Fred called Julio: “Julio, the damned foolio.”
*wonders if she can get away with commenting that she wasn’t born yet for Sanford & Son*
Looks like Montana has prepared for Rosetta.
http://bacn.me/zt5
Unless you are under the age of 33, no.
Looks like Montana has prepared for Rosetta.
http://bacn.me/zt5
Hahahahahah.
BAAAAAAA mean NO!
Krauthammers thoughts on why Bayh quit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VCkJ-TCjT8&feature#t=01m42s
I find your lack of goats disturbing.
The goats were all members of the rebel alliance and traitors. They were taken away.
*grabs different squirt gun filled with lye and lemon juice and aims for Hotspur’s ear*
Somebody needs to watch more Sanford and Sons. Fred used to mix it with champagne and call it champipple.
Champale, maybe?
Those sheep are a part of the Baaaaaaah-ble Alliance and traitors. Take them away!
Champale, maybe?
No thanks, I gotta drive.
Has anyone else noticed that Drudge has had Janet Napolitano’s pic up non-stop for the last week or two?
He must be gunning for her. Not that I have a problem with that but she’s been “Big Sis” even when there’s not much going on with her.
Hmmmmmmmm….
Thanks, Scott, that makes sense.
Although, I wonder why Hewitt said, “He will never be President now.”
(Hewitt has gotten it very wrong in the past.)
Did anyone ever figure out what Henry Rollins said recently that was particularly stupid?
Someone should do a Star Wars using farm animals. Farm Wars.
I would watch that.
Luke, I am your breakfast.
http://tinyurl.com/yfsulcq
HAHAHAHA! But did you see me so valiantly try to save the bag with the beer in it?! Didja?!!
Yeah, but you dropped it and scratched my favorite light pole.
*looks at empty beer holding hand*
*snaps fingers and points at door*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcx20vZpEWY#t=08m07s
Time to have beers and talk crap with some friends.
bbl
Dammit, that didn’t work. Go to 8 min 6 sec of that video. Not worth watching the entire thing.
Ha! Beck just pointed this out
6% of Americans think the stimulus bill worked
7% of Americans think Elvis is alive
Although, I wonder why Hewitt said, “He will never be President now.”
Because his entire party establishment is pissed that he put a relatively safe seat at risk.
Later, haters.
You’re all raaaacists and climate change deniers.
HA! I like the very last commercial on mesa’s video – “Starch! The healthy diet food: potatoes, bread and rice!”
Womens Downhill tonight!
Park City, Utah resident Lindsey Vonn should win the gold.
Should be a fun night.
Motivation to watch: http://tinyurl.com/yhxjngp
BiW at the beach:
http://tinyurl.com/ydcggbw
Okay, back from the doctor again. Shoulder has a fracture and a piece of detached bone, torn rotator cuff, sprained neck, shoulder, arm, back. Still too swollen for better meds. Staying on the ice pack routine and going back friday for utrasound and matrix and hopefully if the swelling’s down, better pain meds. I’ll be going for an MRI and to an orthopedic specialist next week.
Maybe you need to get a bigger run at it BiW…
http://tinyurl.com/yfuaya2
Hmmm….let’s move to a different location this time.
http://tinyurl.com/ykyqezl
Oh, PattyAnn, that sounds painful! Will continue to pray for your shoulder, neck, back and arm.
Holy crap. You’re lucky it’s still attached.
At least you know, and they can figure out now how they’re gonna fix it.
Holy crap PA. I’m sorry you are so hurty.
I guess it’s good to know what all is wrong…but damn that’s a big list of busted up.
Did he put you in a sling?
You know what Biw? Let’s get some air this time. Just hold this rope.
http://tinyurl.com/y9vp9tt
Dang PattyAnn. That must’ve been some fall. You, sohos, and mesa need to get together and make a safety video. Get well as quick as you can. We need you back in the trenches.
Thanks, Mare, Dave & Pups. Yes, it’s now in a blue cloth sling filled with ice bags, but I’ve treated it like it was since I hurt it. They promised me “pain management” on Friday if the swelling’s down and I’m really looking forward to that.
Dave, he said my ligaments tore that piece of bone off. I didn’t know ligaments could do that.
Oh PattyAnn. I sorry you are so ouchie
.
*smooths whole carton of MooseTracks ice cream on top of pan of brownies and adds a lit sparkler to take her mind off the pain*
Thanks, PG, it was a good fall. I fell along the length of my lower arm and elbow and my upper arm and shoulder didn’t have anyplace to go.
Patty Ann, are you a Womens Downhiller, or Giant Slalom?
Thanks, Cyn. Especially for the moose tracks and brownie. *sticks sparkler up Rosetta.
Hotspur, I am the free-fall champion.
Hotspur, I am the free-fall champion.
Well, sorry. Come over here and I’ll kiss it all betta.
Wow PA, I thought 2010 was going to be a kinder year. I wish you a speedy recovery and dont listen to the Dr’s, you are never too swollen for meds.
How about a cute animal story to cheer you up. (just ignore the liberal douchebaggery at the very end)
http://tinyurl.com/ylmxrdh
PattyAnn, I’m sorry you’re hurting, dear lady!
That was cute, Scott.
Hello Hostages!
I told my son to go put on deodorant, and I think he sprayed himself with Lysol.
Roamy, our 4YO GD is 4 and at that age where she wants to be indepedent. The last time she was here she wanted to go potty by herself. When she came out, we said what is that smell? She said she wanted to smell good and we told her to bring us what she sprayed and she went and brought back the Febreeze she’d sprayed herself with.
Feeling down, PA? Not to worry, Dr. Michael has your prescription right here.
Play close attention to the dosage instructions at the end of the prescription.
I’m going to go try to sleep. Later.
* cleans some Heir No. Two barf out of the car, puts it on Pupster’s gifs*
Sweet pain-free dreams, PA.
{{hugs to the un-ouchie side of her body}}
Take your medicine first! It will help you sleep.
Hope you feel better, PA
Way to kill it Michael?
Don’t you have a blog of your own that no one reads? You hadta come here and kill ours?
I got some Darvocet I’m not using. Can you send that shit via email?
Is it wrong for me to be impressed with an 11-member assassination squad?
Don’t you have a blog of your own that no one reads?
You can’t compare the traffic characteristics of these two blogs; they just aren’t the same. Way more people visit IB, but we don’t have a small group hitting refresh all day.
IB on Feb. 17, 2010 (so far):
New Visitors — 2,410
Views — 4,030
H2 on Feb. 17, 2010 (so far):
New Visitors — 936
Views — 4,383
Is it wrong for me to be impressed with an 11-member assassination squad?
Depends on the target.
Way more people visit IB. . .
We have an eclectic viewership. Riff raff goes to IB.
For example, when is the last time somebody found IB by searching for ‘boy fucks mom’ or ‘pole dancer?’
Those numbers come from the Flag Counter, by the way. WordPress is discounting your hits because they come too close together from the same IP address. According to WordPress, so far today:
IB — 2,601 “hits”
H2 — 1,919 “hits”
You don’t have a Sitemeter, but it would discount your “visits” even more.
We have an eclectic viewership. Riff raff goes to IB.
Some truth to that. We get a lot of hits from people interested in Amsterdam hookers.
For example, when is the last time somebody found IB by searching for ‘boy fucks mom’ or ‘pole dancer?’
Not impressed, IB is the #5 Google search result for “biggest vagina on earth.” Go ahead and look. You can’t top that!
Don’t forget pool stains, that post had some legs.
Is it me, or does Shaun White look like Carrot Top had a love child with a close cousin?
In the recipe department, my post on how to cook good drew in 41 hits so far today for “bacon,” and another 25 for “onion.”
New post appealing to our base.
Don’t forget pool stains, that post had some legs.
The cheerleader pic might pay of in the long term. You never know.
>> Dave, he said my ligaments tore that piece of bone off. I didn’t know ligaments could do that.
Yup, sure can. Happened to my youngest daughter when she was 12… she slipped in the snow and went down hard on her right hand, palm open. We thought the thumb was sprained, but the ligament pulled a 1/6th inch piece of bone off. She had to have surgery to pin it back together (not sayin you will, hands may be different).
Hey, at least you got yourself some tough muthafuckin ligaments. That’s something ain’t it?
Consider that a blessing. I broke my foot 2 years ago the exact same way, tug-of-war between ligament and bone and the bone lost. Broken bones heal, ligament (the pussies that they are) require surgery and lots of physical therapy.
My, this is the best blog I’ve read ever!! Hahahaha, full of gorgeous athletes.