The YAL-1A, a modified Boeing 747-400F known as the Airborne Laser, lands at Edwards Air Force Base, Calif. The Airborne Laser Testbed successfully destroyed a boosting ballistic missile Feb. 11 over the Pacific Ocean. (U.S. Air Force photo)
A specially modified 46th Test Wing NC-130H aircraft equipped with the Advanced Tactical Laser weapon system fired its laser while flying over White Sands Missile Range, N.M., successfully hitting a target board located on the ground. Equipped with a chemical laser, a beam control system, sensors and weapon-system consoles, the ATL is designed to damage, disable or destroy targets with little or no collateral damage. (Courtesy photo)
Ultrafast flashes of X-rays can eject an electron from a molecule, leaving the molecule in a super excited state that eventually causes it to break apart. The interaction of atoms and molecules is both useful for making coherent X-rays which, in the future, may show previously undetectable cracks in jet turbine blades. (Courtesy image)
What?
Bob Raulerson demonstrates a MKVII target locator to joint terminal attack controllers at Atlantic Strike VI Nov. 6 at Avon Park, Fla. Contractors and industry representatives held training sessions throughout the event to familiarize military members with new software and hardware upgrades headed to the battlefield. JTACs were then able to use new equipment during simulated enemy engagements on the Avon Park Air Ground Training Complex where fellow Airmen designed scenarios to prepare units for urban close-air-support operations. Mr. Raulerson is an engineer with Northrop Grumman Corp’s Laser Systems Division. (U.S. Air Force photo/Airman 1st Class Stephenie Wade)
The YAL-1A Airborne Laser, a modified Boeing 747-400F, takes off from Edwards Air Force Base, Calif., on March 15 for a five-hour test mission. During the flight, the aircraft’s target illuminator laser fired for the first time. The Airborne Laser is undergoing a long-term test phase at the Air Force Flight Test Center here in preparation for the integration later in the year of the chemical oxygen iodine laser, or COIL, a missile-killing, high-energy chemical laser. ( U.S. Air Force photo/Kellie Masters)
O0ps, I missed this one
KIRTLAND AIR FORCE BASE, N.M. (AFPN) — Capt. Drew Goettler demonstrates the Personnel Halting and Stimulation Response, or PHaSR, a non-lethal illumination technology developed by the laboratory’s ScorpWorks team. The technology is the first man-portable, non-lethal deterrent weapon intended for protecting troops and controlling hostile crowds. The laser light used in the weapon temporarily impairs aggressors by illuminating or “dazzling” individuals, removing their ability to see the laser source. (U.S. Air Force photo)
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twelfth!!!!
Joe Biden is an idjit
Grounded.
Also go to church bizzatches!
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the hot chicks!!
The rest of you shut up and drink your juice.
http://tinyurl.com/yf5v6fs
L to R: you, me
Happy VD everyone.
Ya’ll should honestly get that looked at.
So, to keep the airborne laser going, they need 3 billion dollars, right? Sorry, no can do. ACORN gets 4 billion, none left for silly lasers.
Happy Valentines Day.
http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2010/02/climategate-hoaxer-fesses-up.html
heh.
Happy VD to all
I really wanted to not like this so I could make fun of it for being a cheese-dripping celebrity circle jerk but dammit, I kinda like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glny4jSciVI
Morning. Which one of the lovely Hostagettes lost the draw and has to be my Valentine?
Pay attention women!!
http://tinyurl.com/yl5r5jb
Broccolli?
http://tinyurl.com/ylk2te2
TG, GHW Bush had it right when he forbade broccoli on Air Force One.
I enjoyed the circle jerk as well, Rosetta. Most of those people can really sing, and the song itself is catchy. I liked it the first time around. But as I was watching it I couldn’t help but wonder how many of those people are on record as having said something derogatory about our military at one point in time or another. That same military who is doing the lion’s share of the actual work on the ground, while they’re wailing in front of a microphone and patting themselves on the back. I wish entertainers weren’t such dicks that they made me have that type of reaction. I really do.
Hey, Futureman, you’ve been in the bathroom a while. You okay?
http://tinyurl.com/ylgxqoy
HAHAHAHA! Broccolli !!!!!
But as I was watching it I couldn’t help but wonder how many of those people are on record as having said something derogatory about our military at one point in time or another.
I agree. I just watched it for the first time this morning but on repeated viewings I would probably be more annoyed. Even the first time I wanted to punch my laptop when I saw Kanye’s fat face.
HVD!
http://tinyurl.com/2md2kx
For the hostage menz
http://tinyurl.com/ycp8cnk
Thanks Cyn. You little ol’ wampus kitten, you.
Now go put some clothes on before you catch a cold.
Ok, I just watched the “we are teh world” thing. I’m unimpressed.
But, what do you expect from someone who listens to Tool nonstop?
I’m running out to see if I can get me some cross country skies. You be good. I’ll be back in a few hours.
As someone who usually enjoys bad pop music, WatW2.0 is terrible and I want to punch them all in the face.
I blame Dione Warwick.
Afternoon question:
Embarrassing pop song you LOVE.
Barbara Striasand was in that video and you wanna lay the shit on Dione? Cmon maaan!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yk5s8bs
Afternoon question:
Embarrassing pop song you LOVE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuJwmZpgn20
Embarrassing pop song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGcYH6Fwj8
There is NOTHING embarrassing about liking Aqua, xbrad.
Mornin’, Hostages!
Morning, Ember. So how did Mr. Ember like bacon and sex?
Well, he liked bacon. Sex from 7am-9pm is pretty much impossible to come by, as our little one won’t ever leave us alone.
Give her a bowl of sugar pops and a tv show to watch.
Sugar pops?
Sex from
7am-9pmbirth to left for college is pretty much impossible to come by, asour little one won’t ever leave us alone.darling dearest can’t turn off mother mode and turn on wife mode.To bitter?
No, PG, that sounds about right. I think in my case I’m so subconsciously terrified of getting pregnant again that I’m afraid to have sex. Heh.
I’ve been shooting blanks since about 8 months after daughter #2 was born, so that’s not an issue. But women, or at leat mothers, seem to have to have to be in a state of emotional perfection before they can become interested in sex. And rarely do the planets allign perfectly. It’s frustrating for men, cause all we need is……..well you know….just a small chink in the armor and we’re there. I’m not sure that half the hotels in any given town aren’t kept alive by married men getting the wifey away from the kids for a night.
OK, gotta run to church, then a social function. I’ll see you retards later.
Happy VD to the wimmens.
Cuz I’m a giver.
Later, xbrad.
Ok, I have a burning question, everyone. When a married man has an affair, the “other woman” is called his mistress. If a married man has an affair with a dude, or a guy in a committed gay relationship has an affair, what is the “other man” called?
>> what is the “other man” called?
Rosetta.
AFTER ACTION REPORT ON “DEFIANCE” later. Church first.
Praise the Lord, you goatse-loving perverts.
If a married man has an affair with a dude, or a guy in a committed gay relationship has an affair, what is the “other man” called?
The other man is usually called his lover.
Ah, that makes sense. I just wondered if there was a slang term akin to “mistress” of which I was not aware. Also, I use the term “lover” to refer to Will on occasion, so I don’t tend to think of it as having connotations of illicit love.
(“illicit” in this case referring to “outside of a committed relationship, without the knowledge and consent of the partner in said committed relationship, and under the assumption that said committed relationship was formed on the basis of monogamy”)
The Alabama Professor shooter? Seems she killed her brother 23 years ago and it doesn’t just smell–it stinks.
http://bacn.me/y2w
*is full of cupcake*
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/am_i_the_only_one_who_thinks_this_is_over_the_top
Srsly?
Why did he have the cuffs?
Apparently, the Sgt. gave them to him. I haven’t the faintest idea why.
weird
We need more naked chicks to hang out here and comment.
Dave, how did your power washing go yesterday?
What’s the psi of your POS?
There are naked chicks hanging out here?
There are naked chicks hanging out here?
I assume so. Why wouldn’t there be?
“I assume so. Why wouldn’t there be?”
I have no argument to counter that.
I have no argument to counter that.
Hahaha. What are you doing today?
We made cupcakes! They are super-yum.
I made peanut butter fudge for Valentines Day. It’s pretty good.
Should I read anything into Mrs. Pupster signing my card “Love, Me” and then (real name) underneath in parentheses?
I may be over-thinking this.
Should I read anything into Mrs. Pupster signing my card “Love, Me” and then (real name) underneath in parentheses?
Did she use her maiden name?
Ember Jr. was very excited to be making the cupcakes. She also took licking the bowl very, very seriously.
“Should I read anything into Mrs. Pupster signing my card “Love, Me” and then (real name) underneath in parentheses? ”
She didn’t want you to think that it was from your mistress.
Chocolate cupcakes? And what flavor icing?
Buttercake cupcakes. Half the batch were strawberry icing with chocolate heart sprinkles, the other half were white cream cheese icing with big multi-colored sprinkles. Delish.
This specific quote appears in a Dana Milbank column but it’s the new official talking point of the Kool-Aid drinking climate idiots:
“In fact, warming theory suggests that you’d see trends toward heavier snows, because warmer air carries more moisture.”
Really? Warming theory suggests that?
The funny thing is I don’t recall warming theory suggesting that until the eastern seaboard was buried under two feet of snow.
Did that aspect of global warming theory appear in An Inconvenient Truth? I’m guessing no.
hahaha, pups. My grandmother signs everything “Love, Your [Mother/Grandmother/Friend], [Full Name].” For example, a card to me might be signed, “Love, Your Grandmother, Jane Smith.” It’s pretty funny.
“The funny thing is I don’t recall warming theory suggesting that until the eastern seaboard was buried under two feet of snow.”
You, sir, are unpatriotic. And probably racist. But definitely unpatriotic.
You, sir, are unpatriotic. And probably racist. But definitely unpatriotic.
Oh I’m sure I’m worse than Hitler.
Hey, man, Oliver Stone thinks you just need to put Hitler into contex. He’s not a bad guy – in context.
[...] to Rosetta the Daddy at The Hostages, who observes: “I really wanted to not like this so I could make fun of it for being a [...]
Bitter, infantile, petulant hag.
http://tinyurl.com/ygdzl3t
I guess RFK Jr. wasn’t up on teh latest warming theory 15 months ago: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/RFK-79834057.html
Going to go see “Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief”…sober.
BBLmaybe.
“OBAMA: If I don’t get re-elected, it will be because you ruined the country beyond even my ability to rescue it.”
I heart liberal logic.
Bitter, infantile, petulant hag.
Does anybody still read her shit for a reason other than pointing at it and laughing?
“Does anybody still read her shit for a reason other than pointing at it and laughing?”
Sadly, yes. My mother e-mails me her shit all the time. Because she agrees with it.
Dear Ms. Dowd,
I have a double hole growler I’d like you to examine.
Fin.
I hate that I share a name with that reprehensible semen-stain on humanity.
I am making several gallons of homemade spagetti sauce today. I will put it in small containers when it is done cooking and freeze it for future use. It is making the house smell really good right now.
Mmmm, I love homemade spaghetti sauce. That’s later this week for our family, because I’m craving meatball sammiches. But tonight is steak and baked potatoes.
“OBAMA: If I don’t get re-elected, it will be because you ruined the country beyond even my ability to rescue it.”
I heart liberal logic.
It’s so predictable, I could ghost write her column.
Does anybody still read her shit for a reason other than pointing at it and laughing?
No one I know. She’s not even a good writer. So not only are her themes and arguments idiotic, they’re poorly written.
She is teh suxxor.
Aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
*Offered as a discussion point.*
Is Clint a zombie? *pokes at clint with stick*
I hate that I share a name with that reprehensible semen-stain on humanity.
Are you talking about your mother or Maureen Dowd?
Maureen Dowd.
My mother’s a school teacher. She can’t help being liberal.
Ouch, damn that stick was sharp.
Well,l the good news is, clint, since you can form a complete sentence and respond to pain, you are not a zombie.
The Winter Olympics? Slush induced coma or just plain boring anyway?
I only drift into zombie like states when listening to “liberal logic.”
In the meantime, Ember, Rosetta and I are going down to the corner store to grab a box of Zero candy bars. Wanna come with us?
YESYESYESYESYESOMGYES.
I hate that I share a name with that reprehensible semen-stain on humanity.
You have some kind of problem with semen stains?
Went to see Percy Jackson – The Lightning Thief. I give it 4.5 out of 5 rockets for some good fight scenes (keeping within the PG rating, so it was fine for my 8-year-old daughter) and not straying too far from the book. My son was pissed that they did stray from the book.
Rosetta, we have another convert.
How could you not convert people to love Zero candy bars? How could that happen?
The header photo is just a little too close to farm pr0n for me.
You have some kind of problem with semen stains?
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
“You have some kind of problem with semen stains?”
Yes, they’re stains. I don’t clean.
Mmmm … Zero … count me in. They are teh delicious.
Rosetta, we have another convert.
Excellent. I have a running tab here:
http://tinyurl.com/yfsp3ja
Although, Clint, I still heavily endorse dipping Twix into a jar full of cream cheese icing. Especially the kind that has sprinkles in it.
I may or may not have been a big fan of candy lipstick as a kid.
Dear Rosetta:
http://bacn.me/y3n
Mmmmm … http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/zero.asp
Bubblegum cigarettes.
Hahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/yhlzu4a
Dear Rosetta:
http://bacn.me/y3n
Dear Jewstin:
http://tinyurl.com/2x6g5b
If I’ve tried to wake Mr. Ember up from his nap 3 times after he told me he couldn’t take a nap today, I’ve done my due diligence, right? Three is an acceptable number of attempts?
Ember, if it were Mrs. Caruthers, I’d be blamed regardless of the number.
Dear Rosetta:
Thank you for the teddy bear.
http://bacn.me/y3q
Yeah, Mr. Ember has It’s All Your Fault, Ember trademarked.
Last time I had a Zero bar it was disappointing because it didn’t taste as good as I remembered. Undoubtedly my tastes have changed over the years but I think they changed the candy bar too.
Laura, I have the same problem with my ex wife.
Dear Rosetta:
Thank you for the teddy bear.
http://bacn.me/y3q
Hahahahahaha. Teddy bear stabbings are always funny.
Worst Valentine’s Day card ever.
http://tinyurl.com/ykcsvoh
Dear Leon:
http://bacn.me/y3u
My Valentine to the Hostages
http://tinyurl.com/bf66h
Be mine?
http://i33.tinypic.com/2crv78z.jpg
Dear Laura:
http://bacn.me/y3z
The worst Valentine’s Day ever.
http://tinyurl.com/ylqlcmu
Dear Laura:
http://bacn.me/y3z
Awwww. Fanks Jewstin.
Right back atcha, cutie pie.
http://i36.tinypic.com/352rehx.jpg
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
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.
eww.
http://tinyurl.com/cl3f54
eww.
http://tinyurl.com/cl3f54
Hahahahahaha. That’s a good one.
Dear Wiserbud:
http://bacn.me/y5w
http://tinyurl.com/yew2hhz
or so XBrad says…
Oh, lawd, is there anything more dull than watching cross country skiing?
Sky, watching the opening ceremony.
Embarrassing pop song you LOVE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8N9WywIqY
though Carin would probably berate me for the Nickelback and Theory of a Dead Man music I have in my collection.
Touche, Roamy, touche.
Really, Romay? Miley Cyrus?
I didn’t get no cross country skies.
pout.
And, my embarrassing pop song is:
Shit. Xbrad’s gonna yell at me.
I would berate you for that, yes, Romy, despite having a thing for that TODM song “Bad Girlfriend.”
That is my embarrassing song.
Hey Romy, what’s your youtube link? I can’t click ’cause i’m out of bandwidth. Every click limits my ability to chat here.
OMG, it’s Miley Ray.
And, a pox on Nickleback, because they have somehow caused all the rock bands (including TODM) to sound exactly like them. WTF is up with that?
Nickleback or Daughtry.
Sky, it’s the only one of hers I like, and I can’t even blame it on my kids, because they don’t like Miley Cyrus, either.
As for XBrad, just pour him some more whiskey, he’ll quit complaining.
I know you guys aren’t going to believe this, but I was unable to purchase the new Five Finger Death Punch CD at my local Meijer.
I was SURE they’d have it.
Right next to their extensive Tool display.
I think this is lauraw and scott, though I thought lauraw’s hump was higher.
http://comics.com/9_chickweed_lane/2010-02-14/
France just out cross-country’d us.
>> Dave, how did your power washing go yesterday?
I scrubbed it with some sodium bisulfate instead, seems to have done the job.
It is eleventy milliion PSI
What the hell? Worst game ever.
http://tinyurl.com/yfawcul
It is eleventy milliion PSI
That’s it? Did you get a free purse with that pussy?
thanks to rosetta and his pizza hut and taco bell song I have to hear the kids sing:
I think I peed my pants, I think I pooed my pants. I think I peed, I think I pooed, I think I peed my pants.
Dave, you got a pool problem I can help you with?
Romy, that’s definitely Scott’s hair in the last couple panels but I don’t know who the slutty blonde is.
I KEEEELLLL HERRRR!!!
Sky, the French get that kind of performance out of their skiers by training them to believe that they are being chased by Germans. After they cull out the athletes that reflexively fall to their knees and open their mouths, they’re virtually unbeatable.
Ember, there is nothing on this planet that doesn’t taste better after being dipped in cream cheese icing, IFKWIMAITYD!
Roamy, we watched the opening ceremony at a pub with a small group of friends with the sound turned down, making our own running commentary as we went. My favorite line of the night, when they were doing some kind of irish jig-like dance was: “Oh, look: Frozen River Dance”. I nearly spit out my beer then.
I love lauraw. Funny rolls off her tongue like semen rolls off b-rad’s.
What’s shakin’?
The fat on my thighs.
Hopefully coconuts, Cyn.
Idiot.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/110311/saturday-night-live-update-al-gore?c=54
Shit. Xbrad’s gonna yell at me.
Huh? What for? A video with a Barbie in it?
BTW, one of the women I had lunch with today is named Barbie.
HA! I’m thinking my upper arms. We could be the jiggly duo and get money put into our thongs.
Just tell me it was funny, Rosetta. I’m not in a Gore Mood.
No coconuts today, AD. The girls are free, I tell you they are FREEEEEEE!
I’ve kilt it already. New PR. Oh Yeah.
The girls are free
Then why would we be putting money in your thong?
Sean’s wearing a special stalking costume today.
http://bacn.me/yfz
Just tell me it was funny, Rosetta. I’m not in a Gore Mood.
It wasn’t funny.
Al Gore gave us a global warming spiel and then I’m sure flew off in his private jet back home to his 14 room mansion.
The girls are free
Pics or it didn’t happen.
So, the chicks in their spandex outfits at the winter Olympics kinda feeds my spandex fetish.
“Huh? What for? A video with a Barbie in it? ”
Embedding. *pours xbrad whiskey*
Embarrassing Pop Song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1YjGN88NkE
There really is more than one good reason I’m in the witness relocation program.
Harumph. My new motto:
http://tinyurl.com/ylxn9xf
BTW, one of the women I had lunch with today is named Barbie.
You had lunch with Klaus Barbie? WTF.
Oh, Ember. C’mere for a good spanking.
“Oh, Ember. C’mere for a good spanking.”
I didn’t mean to. *submits meekly*
I like the motto cyn.
It’d make a great party favor.
From realclimate.org:
Overall then, the IPCC assessment reports reflect the state of scientific knowledge very well. There have been a few isolated errors, and these have been acknowledged and corrected. What is seriously amiss is something else: the public perception of the IPCC, and of climate science in general, has been massively distorted by the recent media storm. All of these various “gates” – Climategate, Amazongate, Seagate, Africagate, etc., do not represent scandals of the IPCC or of climate science. Rather, they are the embarrassing battle-cries of a media scandal, in which a few journalists have misled the public with grossly overblown or entirely fabricated pseudogates, and many others have naively and willingly followed along without seeing through the scam. It is not up to us as climate scientists to clear up this mess – it is up to the media world itself to put this right again, e.g. by publishing proper analysis pieces like the one of Tim Holmes and by issuing formal corrections of their mistaken reporting. We will follow with great interest whether the media world has the professional and moral integrity to correct its own errors.
Yes, that would be fascinating to see for once, wouldn’t it? These people are finally getting the rectal exam that should have been SOP for years but wasn’t (because of politics), and they have the cheek to squeal about it (and that it’s motivated by politics). All puns intended.
When you keep vicious dogs as pets, nobody cares when you finally get mauled.
http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2010/02/ipcc-errors-facts-and-spin/#more-2832
PJ teaches the little one an essential life skill:
http://bacn.me/yg3
lauraw, that wasn’t funny at all. Where’s the semen?
PJ teaches the little one an essential life skill:
That’s how we drink communion wine.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tyaXaemxsA
Rosetta, punch your self in the face for that link.
Kinda like Alien vs. Predator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ExpwpzGsE
The IPCC is not, as many people seem to think, a large organization. In fact, it has only 10 full-time staff
10 obviously very busy staff.
Rosetta, punch your self in the face for that link.
Hahahahaha. Happy Valentine’s Day BiW!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Some things just should not be done.
>> Dave, you got a pool problem I can help you with?
Yes, you’re not here swimming in it. Fix that.
k, that problem can be fixed in……um (calculates slow azz drive time) 4 days?
sets timer
next time you and the fam do the cross country gig you have to stop here.
Happy VD, hosefuckers.
oh hells yeah, that’d be fun.
Did you hear me and PJD will be meeting cuffy in march?
Happy Venereal Disease to you too seanm!
git the fuck out. In Alabama?
Also my pool problem was purple stains on the rock, Scott deduced it as a metal stain and helped me fiss it.
oh no, cuffy is coming to Tahoe to go snowboarding…. and we’re gonna drive up there and go as well.
Rosetta! Are you taking your iron supplements for the vajayjay cramps like we told you?
That cuffster is one craaaaaaazy syphillitic ain’t he?
Heh, I just played that Russki version of “We Are The Champions,” and Riley came running into the room.
PJM, I’m going to Reno in July. We should go to Tahoe then!
hahaha, tahoe would be SO much fun to snowboard in July.
come on and go in march…it’s the weekend of the 12th
I can’t. I have a conference in Dallas that week.
Water-skiing in July. Or sunbathing. Or swimming.
Or, just drinking.
Dallas?
Yep. Dallas.
Too cold to swim in March though.
Not too cold to drink.
dave has a pool for you in dallas
time for me to go play outside
dave has a jacuzzi for you in dallas
My stupid conferences keep me at work until 8 or 9 or 10 at night. Which makes pool-time very, very limited.
I can’t wait to see Dave again so I can kill him.
STFU Sean.
HOSTAGES AFTER-ACTION REPORT: DEFIANCE
Rosetta, if you picked on these jews, they’d quickly help you to learn if St. Peter wears latex.
In 1941, the Nazis occupied Belorussia, and many local authorities collaborated with their nattily dressed master-racers and helped in the systematic plan to eliminate the Jews.
One such family was the Bielski family, and in the opening of the movie, the local police gleefully kill Papa and Mama Bielski. This did not set well with oldest son Tuvia (played by Daniel Craig) and younger son Zus (played my Liev Schriber), who first concentrate on running into the forest to survive, and then to plan their revenge. However, as the movie progresses, they find themselves leading a growing band of jewish refugees hiding in the forest. Always hunted, and struggling daily for basic survival, this band struggles with their faith, and retaining their human dignity while they have to kill Nazis just to stay alive. Along the way, they have to contend with a falling out between the two brothers, a local group of russian (read “Anti-Semitic”) partisans, the fight against starvation and disease, cold, misery and human depravity. All the while growing, living. loving, and even occasionally laughing.
The end credits say that the group had actually made it to the end of the war, and grew until their final numbers were about 1200. The two brothers emigrated to New York City after the war, and never sought recognition for what they did.
I found it to be a great story, carrying the message that sometimes living is the best revenge.
9 out of 10 used rubber fists.
I’m 2 hours south of Dallas. I have a pool and a grave dug in the back yard for Rosetta.
Looks like a crawfish kind of night
Hey, Ember, did Mr. Ember enjoy his sex and bacon?
SYWM, Rosetta.
However, if anyone does want to go drinking in Dallas (Grapevine, more specifically, I think) at around 10pm any night in the second week of March, let me know.
I wants me some crawdads.
BiW, you had me at Daniel Craig.
Tbom saves a fortune on daycare.
http://bacn.me/ygc
Mr. Ember has so far enjoyed bacon. The sex thing is harder with a 3 year old running around the house.
I could drink in Grapevine again.
Statute of limitations and all.
ember, you did the bacon and sex thing too?
OMG! I’m gonna get trouble. I kicked everyone out of the house and came back here.
I’m out.
peace out
Ember, you don’t have any seven minute videos?
that is so wrong PJ
“I could drink in Grapevine again.
Statute of limitations and all.”
Careful, I’ll hold you to it.
Mr. Ember has so far enjoyed bacon. The sex thing is harder with a 3 year old running around the house.
That’s why God invented NyQuil.
(I’m just saying, is all.)
“Ember, you don’t have any seven minute videos?”
Ember Jr’s nickname is Shadow. Because if I’m not at work, she will not leave me alone. Which is cute, but means that no matter how bright, colorful, and loud the video, it will never distract her attention from the fact that I am in the house.
I am no longer a wanted crimimal there, we’re cool, me an Grapevine. Where’s the gig, Gaylord? They have an awesome tapas joint.
Mr. Ember has so far enjoyed bacon. The sex thing is harder with a 3 year old running around the house.
Then you weren’t very creative about how you served the bacon, were you? IYKWIMAITTYD.
That’s ok. The necklace Mrs. BiW got only garnered me a “you spent too much money.” No BJ. No crazy monkey sex. Not even a nice eyefull to tease me. And yet, if I had forgotten? Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be me either.
damn I vaguely remember having a 3 year old girl in the house. Twice. Had to shoo them away often.
We normally have our meeting at the Hilton DFW Lakes Executive Conference Center. All I know is there’s a little sea food place next to an outlet mall. The sea food place has a ridiculously sexually suggestive name, like Salty Willy or something, but it’s half the price of drinking in the hotel, so my work buddies and I end up there every time. Walking distance and all.
Mr. Cyn and I used to tell the boys when they were little that we had to clean the bathroom with VERY DANGEROUS chemicals and that children could not help. It was good for a quickie back in the day.
Mr. Cyn and I used to tell the boys when they were little that we had to clean the bathroom with VERY DANGEROUS chemicals and that children could not help. It was good for a quickie back in the day.
And they didn’t think something was wrong when the hollering started?
“That’s ok. The necklace Mrs. BiW got only garnered me a “you spent too much money.” No BJ. No crazy monkey sex. Not even a nice eyefull to tease me. And yet, if I had forgotten? Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be me either.”
Mr. Ember again went with the crayon-drawn certificate. This one told me to buy myself a french press. I could feel the romance.
And they didn’t think something was wrong when the hollering started?
Loud TV volume and a very quiet mommy and daddy.
This one told me to buy myself a french press. I could feel the romance.
That’s sooper speshill right there.
damn I vaguely remember having a 3 year old girl in the house. Twice.
I think it’s nice that you invited Rosetta back after the first visit.
Mr. Ember again went with the crayon-drawn certificate. This one told me to buy myself a french press. I could feel the romance.
Yes, but did he use the red crayon or the magenta one? Because that is the real measure of whether or not he was feeling the romance when he made it.
I’ve gotten to the point that I realize that love isn’t really that exciting jolt when our skin meets, or the way you ache with the incompleteness when they’re gone. Its dealing with their bullshit head-on and and not walking out, or losing your composure.
Oh yeah, Salt Water Willy’s. Been there.
See you at 10-ish
“This one told me to buy myself a french press. I could feel the romance.
That’s sooper speshill right there.”
Yeah, he’s a real romantic these days. Still, better than the “Get Out Of Being A Bitch Free” cards.
and a very quiet mommy and daddy.
Then Daddy isn’t doing it right, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Its dealing with their bullshit head-on and and not walking out, or losing your composure.
BiW, that sounds so fucking familiar.
Happy Valentine’s Day, my friend.
BiW, that sounds so fucking familiar.
It was said with the perfect knowledge that it works both ways, m’dear.
Then Daddy isn’t doing it right, IYKWIMAITTYD.
HAHAHAHA! It WAS just for quickies
“Oh yeah, Salt Water Willy’s. Been there.
See you at 10-ish”
W00t. Remember, too, that it’s a week after my birfday, so bring presents.
But of course!
“Yes, but did he use the red crayon or the magenta one? Because that is the real measure of whether or not he was feeling the romance when he made it.”
I think it was red.
W00t. Remember, too, that it’s a week after my birfday, so bring presents.
Of course. Maybe Mrs. Dave could help him pick out a nice corset?
“Of course. Maybe Mrs. Dave could help him pick out a nice corset?”
Apparently, I’m happy with a certificate drawn in crayon telling me to buy myself something. I wouldn’t get too fancy. Heh.
Back to some chores. Hugs to all!
I think it was red.
You mean you don’t know?
I think its time to get a babysitter and assign Mr. Ember the only homework that matters: A detailed and intimate study of the geography of Mrs. Ember.
Being one of those “touch” people myself, it is easy for me to lose that sympatico when I’m not speaking that native language with her.
Our last babysitter got a virus on my laptop! Plus, finding a babysitter here is rather difficult for some reason.
Percy Jackson would have been improved by liquor.
They left a lot of the book out of the movie, and used some really heavy-handed and sometimes stilted dialog to move the plot along and tell the back story. Not bad action scenes though, kept the boys interested after the pop and popcorn ran out.
I give it 2 out of 5 blue-cheese stuffed olives.
BiW, what was the name of the movie you reviewed about the Jooos?
Happy Valentines Day
http://tinyurl.com/ygrlunf
Love,
Me
(Pupster)
Happy Valentines Day
http://tinyurl.com/ygrlunf
Love,
Me
(Pupster)
Hahahahaha.
I once worked with a smelly hippie named Melody Sunshine. She came in to work one day with a cardboard sign hanging from her neck explaining that she couldn’t speak due to an illness. The best part? She signed it.
I once worked with a smelly hippie named Melody Sunshine. She came in to work one day with a cardboard sign hanging from her neck explaining that she couldn’t speak due to an illness. The best part? She signed it.
Did you just make that up?
The best part? She signed it.
did she sign it…..lauraw?
Yes, it happened and she smelled. She was about 35 years old and some pour schmuck in the office had to give her the “clean your junk once in a while” talk.
She was about 35 years old and some pour schmuck in the office had to give her the “clean your junk once in a while” talk.
Got one of those in my group. You would think NASA would employ someone with the intelligence to figure out bathing and deodorant. I have forbidden him to enter the clean room if I can smell him from five paces.
Dumbass just laughs.
some pour schmuck in the office had to give her the “clean your junk once in a while” talk.
Everybody should have brought a can of Lysol to work and sprayed her every time she walked past.
Wait. You’re supposed to clean your junk?
>> Wait. You’re supposed to clean your junk?
With sodium bisulfate.
>> Wait. You’re supposed to clean your junk?
With sodium bisulfate.
Turpentine and a wire brush works too.
Pupster, I liked Percy Jackson more than you did, but it’s been a while since I read the book. Best part of the movie is that my daughter now wants to read the series.
However, if anyone does want to go drinking in Dallas (Grapevine, more specifically, I think) at around 10pm any night in the second week of March, let me know.
Grapevine is about 15 minutes from my house. It’s just on the other side of the DFW airport. Email the details and I will be there. I might actually buy a round if Dave is too sober to pay for everything.
I’m having Dominos Pizza for dinner. What should I order.
I like this story.
http://bacn.me/yh4
I don’t have your e-mail address, Batman.
That was a fun place to work. The phone number for line 6 was one digit away from a radio station contest line. If it rang in the afternoon, and any of the first 5 lines were free we knew it was a contest call. The guy I worked for would put on his best ‘radio voice’ and say “do you know what caller you are? Do you know what you have won?”
He would give them whatever they thought they won, and if they weren’t sure he would give them a cruise or a new car.
Dave: I can’t find my car keys.
Rosetta: Here they are, dumbass.
Dave: Great! Can you toss them over here?
Rosetta: Sure. Here you go.
http://tinyurl.com/ykzrspe
Aw heck, who am I kidding. Dave lives two hours away — he won’t show. I’m going to get stuck with the tab.
*thinks this over*
OK, Sky, Cathy says she will go with me, so we can make this happen.
You better look good.
I always look good, silly. Duh.
I always go to work conferences with extra cash. I can buy a few rounds.
I don’t have your e-mail address, Batman.
Yannow, you could just actually visit my site and get my public email address, but I’ll make this easy for you. Just because you are you, and you changed your avatar for me, and I am eternally grateful for that.. I’ll give you my personal email address.
slightly_used@rubber_fist.com
Now you kinda have a clue as to my real name.
Ember, I think you should encourage corporate to have its confrences in SoCal.
Michael, as soon as Ember confirms having that addy, I’ll delete that for you.
“Yannow, you could just actually visit my site and get my public email address, but I’ll make this easy for you.”
I could have done that, but I didn’t have to because you’re a caring giver.
Oddly, I used to have a roommate named Michael Cumstain.
Confirmed.
Looks like Texas for the near future, xbrad; our fall conference has historically been in Vegas, but they’re moving it to San Antonio this year.
Thanks, Brad.
I’m having Dominos Pizza for dinner. What should I order.
Pizza. They don’t serve burgers.
No, but they do serve ‘Philly Cheese Steaks Sandwiches’
I had the “new” Domino’s the other night, and it actually is better than it used to be.
Did I mention that I had an awesome nap today?
Aw, fuck, b-rad, I think we killed it.
Well, I hope at least some of the Hostages are getting some V-day lovin’…
I’d ask if you wanna meet for a beer later, but
1. It’s valentines.
2. These jackholes would have a field day with that.
Sniffs poat. It’s dead, Jim, Sean, and xbrad.
Would someone kindly change the header to something less bovine-intensive?
TIA
I will apparently not be getting any VD lovin’ tonight. Now Mr. Ember has decided he has to spend the rest of the night doing homework.
Awww.
I will apparently not be getting any VD lovin’ tonight.
I would think you wouldn’t want to get any VD lovin’ on ANY night.
Yeah, I’m not too keen on that one either. I’ll get on it.
Xbrad and Sean:
http://bacn.me/yh7
I’m not THAT fond of Sean.
Someone got to the header before I did.
{{{SHUDDER}}}
I think Sikorsky should develop a much larger version of this thing
http://maniacworld.com/hexakopter.html
Yeah, I don’t know that this is too much of an improvement over the cows.
It’s a great improvement. You don’t have to stick your hand up the Hostage Mascot’s ass.
I thought this was the Hostage Mascot:
http://tinyurl.com/ykhcw3g
The Hostage mascot is patient zero for the zombie apocalypse.
YAY HOSTAGES!
You don’t have to stick your hand up the Hostage Mascot’s ass.
…while standing there topless.
Thank you.
I think Sikorsky should develop a much larger version of this thing
http://maniacworld.com/hexakopter.html
Is that for real? Holy shit that fucking thing is fast. More please.
Hey! It’s WTFFace Jenkins! WTF is up WTFFACE?
New Hostage Mascot?
http://tinyurl.com/y9gj26g
Rosie, the Army did a study on “multi rotor” lift back in the 50s/60s, and decided the weight and complexity of transmissions were far too much to bother with. It’s a lot easier to make a model helicopter than a real one.
We normally ony see WTFFace Jenkins in profile…
http://tinyurl.com/ygaeeht
Romy, I always imagine the Hostage wimmens running around topless.
I DO NOT always imagine them fisting anything or anyone other than Rosetta.
WTFFace is an ugly motherfucker.
I’m watching the freestyle moguls and I’m thinking “I could do that.”
This is after watching the pairs figure skaters and thinking “I bet xbrad and sean do that.”
**puts Wiser on the “Kill Slowly” list**
Romy, I always imagine the Hostage wimmens running around topless.
Less is more, or something like that.
Please don’t imagine me fisting rosetta unless I’m using a liquor bottle.
Rosie, the Army did a study on “multi rotor” lift back in the 50s/60s, and decided the weight and complexity of transmissions were far too much to bother with. It’s a lot easier to make a model helicopter than a real one.
I would bet that composite and computer technology in 2010 makes that decision irrelevant.
If they built a full-scale version of that I wonder what top speed would be. That thing is ridiculously fast.
romy guess what I had to deal with today?
Ok, you don’t have to guess, I’ll tell you.
My wife was an enthusiastic bump-skier for years. Now she has two stainless-steel hips and can no longer ski. The up-side is that she can now walk. Honest! BiW has seen her do it!
Hey, WTFerbud won Best in Show!
http://tinyurl.com/yjxshqa
**puts Wiser on the “Kill Slowly” list**
People keep promising this but no one ever follows through.
WHEN, YOU LYING FUCKS???? WHEN???!?!?!?
I bet most of the mogul skiers are lining up to have their knees replaced by the age of 35.
I would bet that composite and computer technology in 2010 makes that decision irrelevant.
You’d lose that bet. The limiting factor in helicopter speed is, and always has been, rotor tip speed. Supersonic rotor tips cause flutter and that leads to unhappy things like helicopters falling out of the sky.
We went to Wal-mart after Mass and as it turns out, one of her classmates was in the parking lot heading in (they go to Catholic school together) they asked me if Madeleine could go with them to their church’s Valentine’s Day function they were having.
Even though they send their daughter to Catholic school, they go to one of those really fun big box churches that has slides and all sorts of crap to make church fun for kids. Nevermind the fact that their church leader said the Catholic Church was, “The Whore of Babylon”.
I said no. She said, but they’re doing something really fun for the kids. I said no again, it’s the Catholic Church only for us.
She said, “really?” I said, “yes, really” And she said, ” I’m glad we’re not like that.”
People keep promising this but no one ever follows through.
WHEN, YOU LYING FUCKS???? WHEN???!?!?!?
Very, very slowly.
WHEN, YOU LYING FUCKS???? WHEN???!?!?!?
When you comin’ to San Diego again?
I am so sick of these “behind the athlete” stories.
As opposed to Sean, who, from what I understand, is all about getting behind male athletes as often as possible
Sorry, wiserbud, but nobody can form what you understand.
sean is drunk
Yeah, the Olympics would be much better if they’d just show the fucking competition and shut the fuck up.
40 minutes of blah, blah, blah and then 5 minutes of the sport is annoying. And yet, I’m pretty sure NBC has the franchise until sometime after The Second Coming.
Sorry, wiserbud, but nobody can form what you understand.
hahahaha, I got that, but quick editing has made you look like a fool
That’s some dirty pool there, asshole.
(Notice I didn’t deny being drunk.)
Sweet lights!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLFab7blya4
That’s some dirty pool there, asshole.
If you ain’t cheatng, you just ain’t trying hard enough.
I hate it when Rosie flies his Hexacopter in my backyard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj1_8Of0DPI
If you ain’t cheatng, you just ain’t trying hard enough.
That’s my wiserbud right there!
Can’t believe b-rad didn’t get upset and my semen joke directed towards him. Oh well. Can’t win ‘em all.
You’d lose that bet. The limiting factor in helicopter speed is, and always has been, rotor tip speed. Supersonic rotor tips cause flutter and that leads to unhappy things like helicopters falling out of the sky.
The laws of aerodynamics can go fuck themselves.
I hate it when Rosie uses the wrong batteries in his Hexacopter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfEMnx-Nz-w
PJ, I’ve got a list of every slight and insult you’ve ever directed at me. And the next time I sit down for beer with you, I’ll smile, buy you a Newcastle, and be as nice as a can.
But I’ll piss in your beer when you aren’t watching.
Guy skater just falls.
Announcer says “That is going be very costly.”
D’uh?
And by the way, just in case you think I’m actually watching figure skating… the wife is watching it. I am on-line with you retards (sorry, Sarah).
Crybaby.
I hate it when Rosie uses the wrong batteries in his Hexacopter.
Hahahahaha.
wiserbud, inventor of the ass hexacopter.
Xbrad,
The helicopter I used to be a partner in had, by design, a supersonic tail-rotor. It was a noisy SOB and the neighbors HATED it with the heat of a thousand suns, and they were airplane people!
The big problem with high-speed helicopter flight is “Retreating Blade Stall”. When the helicopter forward-speed equals the speed of the retreating-blade, it provides zero lift. In US helicopters, they snap-roll to the left and ‘bad things’ happen.
Fling-wings are scary enough when every thing is working well (which just means something is about to go wrong). When things DO go wrong, it’s better to be in a fixed-wing. Having run out of gas on the wrong-side of ‘deadmans-curve’ for my helicopter, I can say that with authority.
The reason Helicopters have a window between your feet is so you can see just where they’re gonna find the wreckage.
Cheers!
Can’t believe b-rad didn’t get upset and my semen joke directed towards him.
As long as you don’t mind the xbrad semen aimed at you….
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Fire.
That cuts wiserbud.
It cuts like a knife.
Chris, Robinson or Schwietzer? Or some other helo?
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Crazed grizzly bears on the ice.
Yeah, the Olympics would be much better if they’d just show the fucking competition and shut the fuck up.
Amen, brother.
Showed Mr. RFH the hexacopter video. He started talking about the weight of the booms and fatigue and other engineering things. But he did very much like
The laws of aerodynamics can go fuck themselves.
Rosie, there’s a couple in latex suits skating right now. No visible hoses, though.
It cuts like a knife.
Oh, but it feels so right….
Scott, that hexacopter was way cool.
And yes, the mogul skiers are wrecking their knees. You can’t make your legs into organic shock absorbers like that without suffering some consequences.
Rosie, there’s a couple in latex suits skating right now. No visible hoses, though.
Hahahahahaha. I would watch hosefuckers skate.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Crazed grizzly bears on the ice.
with chainsaws
Chris, you’re right of course. I think I was misremembering the Sikorsky ABC (advancing blade concept) demonstrator which used contrarotating blades to balance the loss of lift out.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Crazed grizzly bears on the ice.
with chainsaws
Going after Helen Thomas
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Fewer shirts.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Live porn.
http://yarchive.net/air/sikorsky_advancing_blade_concept.html
Evening NaClfuckers. What’d I miss?
Just getting back from a nice dinner at The Palm consisting of a large piece of dead animal and then a movie with the bride.
We went to see Crazy Heart, the Jeff Bridges flick about a country singer. No guns or explosions, so I give it a meh.
The Mrs. loved it though, so it did have that going for it.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
motorcycles.
2 figure skaters, 1 cup
Jewstin, you would like the guy skating now. Though maybe I’m allowing too much for shrinkage from the cold.
http://yarchive.net/air/sikorsky_advancing_blade_concept.html
Worst link ever.
DId you know that MCPO was one of the originators of Freestyle moguls?
http://tinyurl.com/yly46bp
The big problem with high-speed helicopter flight is “Retreating Blade Stall”. When the helicopter forward-speed equals the speed of the retreating-blade, it provides zero lift. In US helicopters, they snap-roll to the left and ‘bad things’ happen.
I’ve seen helicopters that don’t have a tail rotor. They just use engine exhaust to counter the thrust of the main rotor. Very quiet. Seemed like a good idea to me. Many police and military possibilities.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Hockey sticks and a puck.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Losers get eaten by ligers?
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Bringing back Katarina Witt!
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Minimum BAC of 2.0 for all skaters.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
If it’s women’s figure skating, I think it should end with mud wrestling. The costumes are designed for that.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Clothing optional skating.
http://www.celebwallpaper.org/img18487.htm
Romy, are you going to put up an Olympian HHD?
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
She completed the double axel brilliantly! RELEASE THE BEES!
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Lesbians.
Roller derby on ice should be an Olympic sport.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Blindness is a requirement.
RELEASE THE BEES!
Man, you are just mean. You’re sayin’ some cute little girl from the Ukraine makes a great move, and you want to see her tortured?
*thinks this over*
OK, I’m on board.
I like women’s figure skating.
I like pairs figure skating .
does anyone watch men’s figure skating?
The little one loves figure skating. It’s like she’s trying to torture Mr. Ember and I.
“Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?”
More audience participation, let them throw rolls of quarters.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Paraplegic pairs.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Involuntary participation.
does anyone watch men’s figure skating?
You mean, besides Sean?
I’ve seen helicopters that don’t have a tail rotor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOTAR
does anyone watch men’s figure skating?
I’m sure YOU watch their figures.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
elevated rink and no walls.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
The floor saw from Robot Wars.
Romy, are you going to put up an Olympian HHD?
If’n you don’t mind. Mary Katherine Ham was putting up links, and I was savin’ ‘em.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Collars on the skaters and an invisible fence wire in the ice.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
“Could I have fifty thousand marbles please?”
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Gotta admit, I’d watch if you guaranteed me one wardrobe malfunction.
On a female.
I watched men’s figure skating when Philippe Candeloro was skating.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
blindfolds and samurai blades.
On a female.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
No exit and everytime you mess up, the walls close in a bit more.
Ha ha ha haa Andy!
Points deducted for flinching.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Mr. RFH says two teams and spiked elbows.
On a female.
good call. Wanta make that clear before xbrad gets a hold of it.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Water cannons and enraged polar bears.
Joe Biden ran over Peggy Fleming. Bastard.
http://tinyurl.com/yjyyj4o
Joe Biden ran over Peggy Fleming. Bastard.
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
This guy is just the biggest tool on the planet, even if he wasn’t there.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Water cannons and enraged polar bears.
and Al Gore
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Yeah, five or six teams at the same time, only it’s kind of like Rollerball, and you get points for taking down the opposition with some style.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
crotchless costumes.
On the females.
Joe Biden ran over Peggy Fleming. Bastard.
Bush’s fault.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Joe Biden getting sliced to bits by blades of glory.
Blood on the ice, baby, that’s what will make this sport worthwhile.
“Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?”
This would http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v6bKVdOaAU#t=00m17s
crotchless costumes. On the females
Would make some of those lifts more interesting.
Whoever put up the header pic? Thanks for the @#%@@!!^%#&* nightmares, ya bastage!
Scott, that was just plain weird.
Lay off the meth for awhile, OK?
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Hold the competition on a lake in the spring.
Maybe the ice is thick enough, maybe it’s not. Let’s watch and find out!
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Hold the competition on the luge track.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Dodgeball.
Maybe the ice is thick enough, maybe it’s not. Let’s watch and find out!
Hahaha. Tonight on Fox …
Quick, somebody email this thread to Rupert Murdoch.
Would make some of those lifts more interesting.
And now Lance is going to attempt the two-fingered lift….AND HE NAILS IT!!!!
RELEASE THE BEES!!!!
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
BAC of .20
Ever since they cleaned up NHL hockey, we have not seen enough fights on the ice. Female figure skating could tap into this unmet demand. I’ve got a whole marketing plan in my head right now. Cute little girls getting an elbow in the teeth, skimpy costumes getting ripped off.
This could be big.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Making them skate all at once, arming them, but only randomly supplying live ammo.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Muriatic acid.
Xbrad,
Hughes 269-A, or TH-55, as it came from AMARC.
And yeah, the NOTAR helicopters are cool, as you won’t die if you stick the tail of the chopper in a tree.
Helicopters are really ten thousand moving parts trying to get away from each-other. The safest place to be in a ‘copter-crash is in the pilot-seat, as all the debris is flying at speed away from you and toward the observers of the crash.
OK, I never knew the sold the T-55s surplus. I know Schwietzer still sells them here.
Okay, funny story.
Our dog barks at anyone who pulls into the the driveway, including us. This morning, my wife went to pick up our son, who had spent the night at his friend’s house. While she was gone, I took a shower.
All of a sudden, the dog starts barking like crazy. I figured it was wiserbride and son returning home. I finished my shower, wrapped a towel around my waist and went to the top of the stairs.
I saw what I thought was my wife in the downstairs hallway. So, as a joke, I started barking at her. WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!
The person in the hallway then take a step back, looks up the stairs and says “good morning, Mr. Wiserbud.”
It was my daughter’s boyfriend.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
Every time a skater makes an error, the judges euthanize another adorable puppy.
Ya know what would make figure skating worth watching?
BAC of .20
Hey, that’s pretty funny! In fact, It was absolutely hilarious the first time I read it earlier in the thread.
The person in the hallway then take a step back, looks up the stairs and says “good morning, Mr. Wiserbud.
It was my daughter’s boyfriend.
HAHAHAHAHA!
better barking mad than mad dad with a shotgun
Chris:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZILBd-mNI
skimpy costumes getting ripped off.
oooooooooh, yeeeeeeeeeah……….
Figure skating could be like Kansas City Bomber on ice, only with some fancy acrobatic moves.
That was Raquel Welch at her best.
They just had the first medal ceremony. I can now report that this Olympics’ version of our national anthem is KICK ASS. Lots of brass, nothing stupid, and that little trumpet fanfare at the end that I love. Suuuuuuuweet!
It was my daughter’s boyfriend.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Buy some chocolate. Your daughter is getting dumped in about three weeks.
better barking mad than mad dad with a shotgun
Wife had already returned home and heard me barking. She decided not to say anything and let me continue to make an ass out of myself.
I told this story at my in-laws today and my FiL laughed so hard, he almost died. No exaggeration. I literally had to stop talking until he calmed down, because everything I said set him off again and he honestly coudl not breathe.
Of course, I’m such an ass, I couldn’t help myself. After wiserbride jokingly said “you killed my father”, I said, in my best Inigo Montoya accent “prepare to die.”
That one almost killed us all.
Buy some chocolate. Your daughter is getting dumped in about three weeks.
Hey, if that kind of stuff scares him off, it’s better we find out now.
Hey, if that kind of stuff scares him off, it’s better we find out now.
True dat. I’ve been comparably crazy with my kids’ significant others, and they’re both still single.
Separate the wheat from the chaff.
That one almost killed us all.
I LOL’d!
I said, in my best Inigo Montoya accent “prepare to die.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for air*
I thought I had a bottle of bourbon here. I was wrong. I do have a bottle of E&J Brandy, which isn’t too bad on ice.
Unlike mens figure skating.
It was a fun day.
I remember meeting Son Michael’s GF a few years ago. We were walking around Boston. I was just trying to be sociable.
Then I heard Son Michael say to her, “I told you he was goofy.”
Hah.
They broke up a couple of months ago.
By goofy, Son Michael means…strips naked and runs thru the streets of Boston screaming, The Lutherns Are Coming! The Lutherns Are Coming!!
They broke up a couple of months ago.
Heh. Excellent system we have to protect our kids from a lifetime of misery, huh?
*pours xbrad some whiskey* There.
**gulps whiskey**
*sips brandy**
**misses Brandi the stripper**
Heh. Excellent system we have to protect our kids from a lifetime of misery, huh?
Yeah, if you can’t deal with a crazy FIL, you ain’t worth my daughter.
Oh, I just changed the subject to Daughter Michael. She recently broke up with her long-time BF. Really nice guy, but he comes from a totally fucked up family and is Mr. Commitment-Phobic.
Good for my girl to realize it’s time to move on.
Heh. Adult Swim just had a bump that read “Really, all the winter sports would be better with guns.”
Gotta wonder if the AS guys read the Hostages.
hey, anyone know where Mr. Ember could find comparable tax burden by state data?
She recently broke up with her long-time BF.
Damn, yer kids must really difficult to live with…….
How old is your daughter? And how does she feel about latex?
Is she hot? Any “special” skills?
>>>>hey, anyone know where Mr. Ember could find comparable tax burden by state data?
Bing
http://www.taxfoundation.org/taxdata/show/335.html
I’m applying for a job in Cali, Wiser; I don’t have time for binging his data for him. Heh.
I don’t have time for binging his data for him.
Don’t worry, I’m sure wiser would be happy to bing your husband
How old is your daughter?
Is she interested in photography? Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Quit trying to kill the thread, Wiserbitch.
Hmmm, my hitting on Michael’s daughter has just a bit of cosmic irony about it, don’t it?
Quit trying to kill the thread, Wiserbitch.
Fucker deserved to be on life support right from the start.
Offing this thread would be considered a mercy killing.
As much as I hate Bruce Springsteen for turning out to be such a leftard douchebag, Jungleland is still an amazing fucking song, especially when done live.
Quit trying to kill the thread, Wiserbitch.
are you kidding? I just finally got interested.
Was Wiserdaughter’s BF there for a little Sunday mornin’ sumpin’sumpin’?
Anybody ever see Bad Lieutenant with Harvey Kietel?
Opinions?
PJ wants to date Michael’s daughter?
Was Wiserdaughter’s BF there for a little Sunday mornin’ sumpin’sumpin’?
Might have been, but I may have ruined the moment for them.
OMG!!!! ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS!!!!!! ON MY TV!!!!!
Sounds like he has a bit of a cold……
Might have been, but I may have ruined the moment for them.
Prolly not if she didn’t give you a lecture on how you’re ruining her life.
Heh. Excellent system we have to protect our kids from a lifetime of misery, huh?
Fuck that shit. Why should they have it better than we do?
Prolly not if she didn’t give you a lecture on how you’re ruining her life.
oh, that’s already been pretty well established.
Xbrad,
Yep, that’s the machine. Tod you the safe place to be.
“Tod” = told. I can’t type with this much blood in my whisky system.
Fuck that shit. Why should they have it better than we do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGDrV_2ehI
chris, I don’t know every civilian helicopter, but I know every single damn American military plane put into production. Ever.
Fuck that shit. Why should they have it better than we do?
Love, hate, misery, bliss…all I’m sayin’ is that line gets really blurry sometimes.
And either you know exactly what I’m talkin’ about, or I really hate your guts.
Is she hot?
Yes, my daughter is hot. Dammit.
Not nearly as hot as Wiserbud’s daughter in a white bikini emerging from the Connecticut River, in my opinion. But still, by all accounts, my daughter is hot.
But still, by all accounts, my daughter is hot.
Is she a goer?
Love, hate, misery, bliss…all I’m sayin’ is that line gets really blurry sometimes.
“Sometimes?”
Fuckin’ fuckity fuck. I leave for dinner and people start discussing their hot daughters?
Love, hate, misery, bliss…all I’m sayin’ is that line gets really blurry sometimes.
“Sometimes?”
Yeah, sometimes. Still, as much as I love never having a “normal” case to work on, a “normal” relationship might slow the greying of my hair…wait! That would mean a divorce, and wrangling over child custody and child support, wouldn’t it? Forget I said anything.
Omigosh. I get it, BiW, i really get that. God, you said it just right. It’s a really complex mix of emotions that is hard to describe. It is elevating and devastating at the same time.
See, BiW, this is exactly how I feel about you.
My daughter’s not hot. She’s only 3, you pervs!
Xbrad,
It was both, The Hughes-269, and the military TH-55. Several models. We even had one at my A&P school with an Allison-250 turbine under the seat. I was a ground-run instructor in that thing. It was the competitor of the Bell-206 for the primary turbine trainer for helicopter pilots at Rucker. Thank GOD the Bell won. It became the Kiowa.
Okay, too much whisky, too little sleep.
NYTOL.
I know every single damn American military plane put into production. Ever.
Quick, no Google or reference books, what was the predecessor of the Curtis P-40?
Yeah, but without the TH-55, you never get to the OH-6, which means no MD500.
P-36, had a radial engine instead of the allison V-12
See, BiW, this is exactly how I feel about you.
Awwwww. And I didn’t get you anything.
*smacks the back of Michael’s head hard enough that it bounces off the table*
Sky,
Your daughter is HOT! That picture of her out on the deck, catching snowflakes on her tounge is precious! She is a little doll!
P-36, had a radial engine instead of the allison V-12
You forgot to mention that the exhaust metrics were modified.
“Your daughter is HOT! That picture of her out on the deck, catching snowflakes on her tounge is precious! She is a little doll!”
Doll, I can go with. But hot? Really?
ChrisP just made this thread fairly creepy. Creepy for Rosetta even
a “normal” relationship might slow the greying of my hair…wait!
I’ve yet to see anyone define “normal” adequately.
Of course, not everyone had P-36s, some folks had the Boeing P-26 up until about 1940, and others operated the Seversky P-35, which was a real dog, but was the forerunner to the P-47.
Her daughter is a doll. What a sweetie! If Sky wanted to give her up, We’d adopt her in a second.
It’s up to me to fix this thread, I suppose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE9y3_a_wEY
Everybody likes german music…
And Elliot, SYWM!
P-36, had a radial engine instead of the allison V-12
Okay, good. Now, what was the first monoplane aircraft used by the USN?
Lemme think. The first all-metal monoplane with retractable gear that pops into my head would be the Douglas TBD Devestator.
Okay, good. Now, what was the first monoplane aircraft used by the USN?
Grumman goose?
You’re just obsessed with retractable gear
The first all-metal monoplane with retractable gear that pops into my head would be the Douglas TBD Devestator.
Nope.
Grumman goose?
Sorry, try again.
Was it the Peashooter?
Valentine dinner with Red went very well. Very well.
Did I miss anything here?
The first monoplane that occurs to me is the Consolidated PY patrol plane.
*smacks the back of Michael’s head hard enough that it bounces off the table*
Well, looks like my Valentine’s Day has been a bust. I took a chance. I opened my heart to BiW, and that’s what happened.
Hey, life goes on.
On another subject, I stil say that female figure skating and roller derby is a natural combination.
USN never used the Peashooter (P-26).
Did I miss anything here?
Isn’t the better question….
By being here, what have you missed out…. there?
“Her daughter is a doll. What a sweetie! If Sky wanted to give her up, We’d adopt her in a second.”
Well, she is a sweetheart. And, ’cause she wants to be just like Mommy, she does enjoy “modeling” for “photoshoots”. You should look through the album of her pics if you haven’t, Chrispy; I love the bubble pictures and the star pictures with her.
Everybody likes german music…
I’m German, and I hate all German music since Bach died.
“Valentine dinner with Red went very well. Very well.”
Fuck what you missed here. Dish the details!
USN never used the Peashooter (P-26).
Google failed me, I can’t even cheat properly!
Well, looks like my Valentine’s Day has been a bust. I took a chance. I opened my heart to BiW, and that’s what happened.
Just giving you that misery up front, brother. I wouldn’t want you whining later about how you just didn’t know…
I should have said monoplane fighter.
F2A Buffalo.
I briefly introduced Red to the Hostages. She did not run screaming away, but wondered about the cow thing.
P.S. to Romy,
The chocolate covered strawberries were a big hit. Thank you!
Check out the big brain on b-rad!
but wondered about the cow thing.
You picked a good day….
“I briefly introduced Red to the Hostages. She did not run screaming away, but wondered about the cow thing. ”
I didn’t know she was certifiably insane.
I’m glad at least Vmax is getting some lovin’.
She did not run screaming away, but wondered about the cow thing.
*in best Yoda voice*
Has potential this one does. A new Hostagette in the making this one is.
You guys are forgetting the Grumman P-29A. That’s why you are being stupid about this.
Michael, the P-29 was a Boeing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_P-29
You guys are forgetting the Grumman P-29A. That’s why you are being stupid about this.
heh heh heh.
You’re a towel!
I didn’t know she was certifiably insane.
She has to be Sky, she finds me attractive.
“She has to be Sky, she finds me attractive.”
There’s still a chance that she’s just after your dog.
She has to be Sky, she finds me attractive.
Getting her to not listen to the voices in her head telling her to do horrible things to you is the trick.
Ohmygosh. I totally made up the Grumman P-29A, and then I googled it.
There really was such a plane.
My favorite X plane is the Grumman X-29. That forward swept wing is so sexy.
I briefly introduced Red to the Hostages. She did not run screaming away, but wondered about the cow thing.
Show her the hosefuckers and see how that works out.
Wait, no, don’t do that.
There really was such a plane.
Not only that, it was also a variant on the p-26, which I already tried.
Sean, I know a guy that used to fly the F2A.
He later (in F4Fs) became an ace, the ONLY enlisted pilot ace in Navy history.
And Brad is right, the P-29 was a Boing aircraft.
There’s still a chance that she’s just after your dog.
Of course what was I thinking! Zeke thinks she is HIS girlfriend, and sings at me when I am sitting next to her and he is not.
My favorite X plane is the Grumman X-29. That forward swept wing is so sexy.
Okay, so you might want to show her the hosefuckers after all, if forward-swept wings are your fetish.
Random realization – My new shampoo smells awesome.
X-29.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRqUwbfr4CY
check out the advanced computer graphics.
My new shampoo smells awesome.
Um, would it be too much to ask for you to leave the window open so I could get a whiff?
*pouts in bushes*
Zeke thinks she is HIS girlfriend, and sings at me when I am sitting next to her and he is not.
You don’t kick your dog enough.
We built the x-29 in the 80′s Russia just announced a forward swept fighter. Heheh
*opens windows for Sean. leaves freshly baked cupcake on the windowsill next to some whiskey*
You don’t kick your dog enough.
*kicks Bruce, leaves his water dish empty for days at a time*
Heh Michael. But I just cannot, I try but fail.
If I ever win the lottery I am going to buy a PBY Catalina and fish every atoll and remote island in the world. I will start in the Caribbean then the Atlantic, lastly I will explore the Pacific.
*snarfs cupcake*
*washes it down with whiskey*
Best. Valentines. Day. EVAR!!!
I haven’t baked cupcakes since I was, like, 6. It was super fun.
I always make cupcakes for birthdays. I don’t even eat cake or cupcakes, but I don’t like the idea of anyone else eating kid spit. Grosses me out.
Well 6 am is early.
I remember the new GF staying up late and trying to stay awake at work.
I think I am there again. Will let you know tomorrow.
Where did the weekend go?
PJ, I don’t cook at all.
So, me making cupcakes is an epic achievement.
Hi PJM!
By PJM!
I bought donuts the other day.
I don’t really like donuts. Except for Krispy Kreme. I maintain that they put crack in their icing.
Hahahah!
http://www.neptunuslex.com/2010/02/14/last-man-in/
I don’t like the idea of anyone else eating kid spit. Grosses me out.
Um, what? I get the grossed out part, but I don’t get how it happens.
PJ, I don’t cook at all.
oh ok, gotcha!
Your hubby does all the cooking? Mine mostly does breakfast for me on the weekends, but I do the rest.
hi vmax, night vmax!
“Your hubby does all the cooking? Mine mostly does breakfast for me on the weekends, but I do the rest.”
Yeah, he does 100% of the cooking. He’s taught me how to make grilled cheese sammiches. That’s about the extent of my cooking ability.
Um, what? I get the grossed out part, but I don’t get how it happens.
what? How do you ice your cake?
Yeah, he does 100% of the cooking.
Sweet! Does he work too or is he a SAHD?
“Sweet! Does he work too or is he a SAHD?”
SAHD, takes online classes. I couldn’t do it. I love my Shadow, but I do not have the patience to be alone with her for 9 hours a day. It drives me crazy. I also hate to clean and cook, so it works out great that I get to work full time and he gets to be domestic.
I think that’s a great situation. I tried taking online classes and being a SAHM, but it’s just too difficult for me.
When Gavin goes to school next spring, then I’ll go back. Have to do something with these 160+ freaking credits. FOCUS! FOCUS! FOCUS!!
Do you still burn the grilled cheese sammiches?
Well, Mr. Ember is majoring in education, so once he gets his degree and goes to work at a university, I can finally finish my degree – or start a new one. I love philosophy, but it’s too late in life for me to put it to any sort of good use. I’m thinking math, or, if I’m really going to do it for fun, photography. Plus, I would love to start a photography studio and not have to work for a corporation any more.
“Do you still burn the grilled cheese sammiches?”
Yeah. I had to make two sets last time, ’cause the first set I cooked were burned beyond being edible.
what? How do you ice your cake?
1. I don’t eat cake.
2. Even if I ate cake, I wouldn’t know the first thing about baking/icing one.
3. SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!
OK, the Ukranian Chick in the pairs is pretty hot in that hosefucking outfit.
“3. SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!”
Damn. It.
It’s your own fault.
“It’s your own fault.”
How so?
I can’t only imagine a horsefucking outfit looking something like this, except, you know, more like a horse.
You were the first person to link it here.
*offers Ember conciliatory glass of “sweet lemonade”*
Shit. I was the first person to link it here.
“3. SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!”
Damn. It.
No it’s ok skylia, you can get on his horse iffin yant to.
link what? What the hell are you people talking about?
http://www.getonmyhorse.com
mesablue
thehostages.wordpress.com
2009/10/12 at 3:37pm
http://www.getonmyhorse.com/
Did you link it before then?
I love that song btw, that’s why I had to look up who originally linked it here.
**sets Tazer to “Ember’s Horse”**
HAH. See, Sean, not my fault.
Thank you, PJM. I feel vindicated. And that song just gets stuck in my head so easily. It’ll be lodged in my brain at least until half way through the work day tomorrow.
“**sets Tazer to “Ember’s Horse”**”
*is not sure how to react. falls back on the failsafe, pours xbrad whiskey*
it gets stuck in mine too. cracks me up.
“**sets Tazer to “Ember’s Horse”**”
*Sics PETA on b-rad
Yeah. i was thinking the same thing at church this morning.
Yeah. i was thinking the same thing at church this morning.
what in tarnation you talkin about?
Have you ever noticed how the chocolate covered pomegranates get cold and crunchy when you put them in ice cream?
“*Sics PETA on b-rad”
Not even xbrad deserves a disgusting terrorist organization to be sic’d on him.
Have I mentioned that I hate PETA with the fiery passion of a thousand suns?
Yeah. i was thinking the same thing at church this morning.
what in tarnation you talkin about?
What? Like you never channeled WP?
“Have you ever noticed how the chocolate covered pomegranates get cold and crunchy when you put them in ice cream?”
I have never had chocolate covered pomegranates.
HAH. See, Sean, not my fault.
I didn’t see it when mesa “Fingers” blue linked it, but I guess I was wrong.
*punches self in dick*
Ow.
*pours Sean whiskey* I forgive you.
I have never had chocolate covered pomegranates.
I can’t help you with that. You’re in Looserana.
“I can’t help you with that. You’re in Looserana.”
Yeah, but I can eat cracklin and boudin here.
Have I mentioned that I hate PETA with the fiery passion of a thousand suns?
*thudding sound is heard in Ember’s bushes*
Have I mentioned that I hate PETA with the fiery passion of a thousand suns?
Who here likes them?
and yes, I’ve met b-rad. He deserves it.
He’s a fruit picker of the worst sort.
Yeah, but I can eat cracklin and boudin here.
You can also suck crawdad heads and date your brother, but I don’t really see either as a plus, do you?
**throws cats at PETArds**
What? Like you never channeled WP?
hahaha, ok.
So, I’m looking at the scoring of the pairs figure skating. The judges scores bear no resemblance to reality. They just give points to the folks they like.
*gets up from thud, drinks whiskey*
Thanks, Ember. In addition to cracklin and boudin, you gots beignets, too. Yummy.
“You can also suck crawdad heads and date your brother, but I don’t really see either as a plus, do you?”
… no. No, I don’t. Thanks for reminding me of how pathetic and miserable I am here. *cries in a corner*
Haven’t tried beignets yet.
I miss a good sourdough bread. Really bad.
… no. No, I don’t. Thanks for reminding me of how pathetic and miserable I am here. *cries in a corner*
Well played, well played.
I’m thinking you could be a lot more fun in a face-to-face game of SNAP! than some people here.
*gives burritohead the stinkeye, wipes a dollop of sour cream off her ear*
**nudges Ember**
**pushes my Cafe du Monde coffee cup full of coffee towards her**
BiW, look what you done gone and did. Ya made her cry.
Eat a beignets, they’re pretty good. They taste pretty much like Indian Fry bread to me though.
I don’t even know what the hell snap is?
I miss a good sourdough bread. Really bad.
But you got po’ boys and muffalettas, so that eases the pain, right?
I have a long drive tomorrow, I haven’t even packed, and you guys aren’t keeping me entertained.
Pick it up, willyas?
I don’t even know what the hell snap is?
SNAP! is “think fast” without the booze, played by talented people.
The best I ever went up against were former waitresses. They were brutal, and NEVER cracked a smile or lost composure.
“But you got po’ boys and muffalettas, so that eases the pain, right?”
No. It really doesn’t, weirdly. Food is very cultural, and I am not culture-adjusted to Louisiana food. At all. I have had only one po’boy that I liked in my 2 years here. I don’t like crawfish, or red beans and rice …
“SNAP! is “think fast” without the booze, played by talented people.
The best I ever went up against were former waitresses. They were brutal, and NEVER cracked a smile or lost composure.”
I am mad good at that, then.
Ohhhhhkay…aside from sourdough,what do you like to eat?
But you have this, Ember:
Red beans and rice is good, but pretty much all the rest of the cuisine I can do without.
Mmmm. Steak. Super-spicy chili. Meatball sammiches. Spaghetti. Bacon. Most of my husband’s awesome creations.
I am mad good at that, then.
*thud*
Yeah, BiW, but I never get out because I can never find a babysitter.
I can eat almost anything that’s available here in the USA. The “Bizarre Foods” stuff, I’m not so sure about. But I like every cultural or regional food I’ve been exposed to so far.
I have enjoyed alligator.
Georgian pairs luge — I’d watch that.
Too soon?
GFYS
Alligator is tasty.
I can eat almost anything that’s available here in the USA. The “Bizarre Foods” stuff, I’m not so sure about. But I like every cultural or regional food I’ve been exposed to so far.
You know, I’ve been surprised that as much as there is a latte stand or a teriyaki joint on every corner up here, no one has ever combined the two so you can get it done with one stop…
Well, Hostages and ‘ettes, I’m off to bed. *pours whiskey for all!* G’night.
Georgian pairs luge — I’d watch that.
Too soon?
GFYS
GSBFT
what’s GFYS?
PFLAG
SUYTPJ
Madeleine sees this picture today and says, “Mom, she looks just like you!”
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20100215oddball_protrait_emerges_suspects_family_pals_offer_clues/srvc=home&position=0
Ok.
I gotta get up early to pack tomorrow, so I can head off to here:
http://www.osgov.com/
Sweet, sweet vacation.
You know, I’ve been surprised that as much as there is a latte stand or a teriyaki joint on every corner up here, no one has ever combined the two so you can get it done with one stop…
I’m sure Microsoft held a focus group which determined that even retarded Patty Murray voters might not but a teriyaki coffee.
I haven’t been to Ocean Shores for 25, maybe 30 years. It was small and quaint back then. I hear it has grown a shitpot since then.
I’m sure Microsoft held a focus group which determined that even retarded Patty Murray voters might not but a teriyaki coffee.
What the hell does Microshaft know? These are the lily-guilders who thought that VISTA was a great OS and want people to be licensed to use the intranets.
ok, just got finished making PJD’s lunch for tomorrow and setting up the coffee for him so all he has to do is push the “on” button.
The kids don’t go to school tomorrow, so I don’t have to wake up and PJD best not wake me up.
I’M A PRINCESS DAMMIT!!!
I haven’t been to Ocean Shores for 25, maybe 30 years. It was small and quaint back then. I hear it has grown a shitpot since then.
Still strikes me as small. The boys and I will be staying here:
http://www.myresortnetwork.com/WorldMark-at-Mariner-Village/Ocean-Shores/Washington/
she looks just like you!”
Don’t shoot me!!!
I been bad.
Still strikes me as small. The boys and I will be staying here:
And BiW’s wife will be staying here.
BiW, there were no resorts last time I was there. A couple motels, and mostly small private beach cabins.
I liked Ocean Shores, but didn’t really see the point of going to the beach for the weekend when I lived, uh, on the beach.
I been bad.
Did you make brunette puke?
And BiW’s wife will be staying here.
She doesn’t have time off work with the new job, and I’m tired of everyone but me using these condos that I paid too damn much for.
Do your kids not have school this week?
Do your kids not have school this week?
Not until Wednesday, so they will only miss a day of school.
This rocks…
have fun biw!
That is cool, Mesa.
But you’re old enough to remember Apollo. Can you imagine if, when Neil Armstrong stepped off the Eagle, the CapCom was some lady that looked like a grandmother?
Was that song what they used to rouse them? What song was that?
I’m sure when Neil Armstrong stepped off, that WAS the CapCom lady.
What song was that?! What the fuck is wrong with you? They even mentioned the name of the show in the clip!
PJ!!!
The dog ate my speaker wire so I only have this really crappy earpieces that I can hardly hear out of…….anything else ratfacestinkboy?
Wrap it around his neck for a week.
don’t make me spank you, PJ.
I’m not sure my knee can handle you laying on it.
xbrad, those folks hang around here. I made out with that chick last week.
Got five bucks for it.
**JSC is about two miles from here — it’s all geeks and rocket folks. Not so happy with Teh One even though they all voted for him. Looking at losing 7000 of 17000 local NASA jobs.
Wrap it around his neck for a week.
Ok, that might not have worked, but you know what did?
This: http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4358886942/
They’re shocked, shocked that a Dem cuts NASA. While spending shitloads on failed stuff.
Laugh right in their faces next time. Or punch them in the poon.
Burying it under a big pile?
NO, the BBgun. sheesh
I’m not really sure why they left that HUGE pile of eucalyptus leaves and wood chips in the yard. I think they said they had put it there to spread thru the yard to get rid of the weeds. I don’t want to spread it cuz it gets stuck in the kids’ socks.
I’m going to bed. Because who can top PJ’s big pile of eucalyptus leaves?
I guarantee you that PJ won’t get this — http://i.imgur.com/3llx9.png.
You’re right. I don’t.
I’m going to bed. Because who can top PJ’s big pile of eucalyptus leaves?
I’m SO shooting you with that BB gun when I see you again.
PJ, tie a baby to it’s neck…
hahahaha, that dog was cracking me up…….but it stresses me out to hear a baby cry. Make it better damnit!
Is that a girl dog?
644 comments and no new poat? I have to go to work in 5 min, I cannot put up a new one.
Sean! wake up! Drunk poat again!!!!
New filler poat up.