I believe that most everyone here would agree that, in political terms, “independent” means “uninformed, shallow, and/or spineless”. The only way you can be independent is to ignore policy substance and embrace personal style.
When it comes to policy issues, anyone that wants to take a 5-minute break from eating their boogers can identify primarily with either Republicans or Democrats on major issues such as the proper role of government, taxes, prosecuting the war on terror, gun control, school choice, affirmative action and how the Constitution should be interpreted.
Of course most people don’t agree 100% with either side on these and other issues but they pick a team. Most non-helmet wearing adults have fired the requisite number of neurons to know on which side they belong. But not independents. Because that boring shit doesn’t matter to them. No, they vote based on personal style and how that personal style makes them feel.
The vast majority of independents want to be on the team that will get them invited to the cool-kids’ parties. They are influenced by hype, oratory, fashion, appearance, Hollywood, the bullshit that splatters out of the MSM and other complete superficialities. I have a personal anecdote to illustrate how an independent votes.
When I was a little girl in 3rd grade, it was 1976 and the Carter and Ford campaigns were in full swing. My 3rd grade teacher was Miss Yarborough who was young and smoking hot and she also had enormous boobs although that is not germane to this story. Anyway…one day she talked about the two men running for President and a little about their personal histories. She didn’t talk much about the political issues because we were in 3rd grade and still eating paste and melting crayons on the radiator.
After she was done discussing Ford and Carter, she handed out secret ballots and we all voted. I asked my buddy Jimmy Starnes who was sitting next to me who he voted for and he said he voted for Carter. When I asked him why, he told me it was because he and Carter were both named Jimmy. Jimmy Starnes in 3rd grade was an independent.
The reason I got to thinking about all this was an article I just read that brilliantly illustrates the vapidity of independents.
The article at RealClearPolitics is titled “Why I Regret Voting for President Obama” by an supermassive ignoramus named Jill Dorson. It starts:
I am a registered Independent. I voted for Barack Obama. And for that, I am sorry.
Okay great. Here…let me make some room for you on the bandwagon, Jill. Then she gets to why she voted for Obama in the first place.
I voted for hope and change and all the intangibles that Obama was peddling in the wake of the financial crisis, Sarah Palin, Sept. 11 and all the other ills that shook our country in the last decade. I wanted something new. Something different.
I had to read that three times for it to sink in. Of all the ills that we suffered during the last decade, and they are voluminous, Ms. Dorson, registered independent, deems three worthy of mention by name: the second worst financial crisis in our nation’s history, the worst attack in our nation’s history and this:
Well done Jill. You are obviously a deep-thinker, emotionally well balanced and imbued with supremely rational thought.
If I had brain cells to spare, I would love to hear Ms. Dorson explain why exactly she considers Sarah Palin an ill on par with the worst economic conditions in our lifetime and the horrific deaths of 3,000 innocent Americans. If the explanation is anything other than rank jealously, I would laugh.
Independents gave the election last year to Obama and the Democrats and it appears they are poised to give the one in November to the Republicans. I will happily ride that bandwagon with the likes of Ms. Dorson but when the election in over and the Democrats have been politically curb-stomped, I’m kicking her fat ass to the curb.
You ma’am are a gigantic idiot and the fact that your vote counts the same as mine is a fucking outrage.
[UPDATE]
My brother wiserbud said this in the comments:
“She perfectly personifies the star-fucker, pseudo-intellectual mindest of the average liberal. (See also: Keith Olbermann)”
Head of nail, you have been hit.
*
And now for something completely different.
Normally the only time mascots make me smile is when they meet with extreme violence and get set on fire. But this is pretty fun.
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Chicks dig this post. It even smells good.
Hey, I can eat my boogers AND identify.
At the same time.
How do you know those are your boogers that you’re eating?
excellent rant transgendered one!
You think anyone else is gonna let those piggy smelling fingers near their nose?
As that old Minnesota independent used to say; “Wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful!”
My dad thinks Palin is an idiot with absolutely no experience.
Beasn – That’s because your Dad is an idiot with a terminal case of class envy.
How do you know those are your boogers that you’re eating?
Good question. When your head is as big as a mascot’s head, all sorts of things can get caught up your nostrils.
ACK..that ain’t a booger, that’s my guinea pig.
That’s because your Dad is an idiot with a terminal case of class envy.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Nailed.
You have no idea.
Rosie, you’re teh funneh.
+ 3.1416 Nobel Peace Prizes and the Stanley Cup
As that old Minnesota independent used to say; “Wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful!”
North Dakotan. Quit speaking ill of the dead!
I’m enjoying the comments at that link.
You guys should go practice this test if you can’t get your states right.
My average – 6 miles. The bastard gave me Colorado before any of its surrounding states.
http://jimspages.com/States.htm
My favorite part:
” My 3rd grade teacher was Miss Yarborough who was young and smoking hot and she also had enormous boobs although that is not germane to this story.”
My super duper pinky swear real favorite part:
“I believe that most everyone here would agree that, in political terms, “independent” means “uninformed, shallow, and/or spineless”.”
You’re so right, Rosetta. PICK A SIDE ASSHOLES!
Rosetta, if you weren’t already married, I’d get on a plane this very afternoon and bring you a lei…..several in fact.
MOM, MARE IS SPEAKING PRON IN CODE!!!
L to R: Mare, Rosetta
http://liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/donkey_and_baby.jpg
not quite the mare, but cute nonetheless….
“L to R: Mare, Rosetta
http://liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/donkey_and_baby.jpg”
hahahaahhahahahahaha…..so cute!
Mare- get a room, woodja??
MOM!! ROSETTA’S IN MY HEAD AGAIN!!!!!
+ 3.1416 Nobel Peace Prizes and the Stanley Cup
Sweet pi!! Thanks Hotspur.
This is insane…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVoqA-LKGb4
Rosetta, if you weren’t already married, I’d get on a plane this very afternoon and bring you a lei…..several in fact.
Okay. Ready.
http://tinyurl.com/yhl6299
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
“Okay. Ready.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Flowers that smell good are nice too.
Dear P Niss:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
MOM!! ROSETTA’S IN MY HEAD AGAIN!!!!!
Hahahaha. Only because your pants are unavailable.
I don’t know if any of you read the full article written by the dumb chick but it’s amazing the severity of her PDS. It’s Chris Matthews severe.
WheneverI hear this statement “fiscal conservative and a social liberal” I call BULLSHIT.
That woman is a toolbox.
Hahahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/yfd3nhp
That’s one opinion.
When I hear the word “moderate” appied to a person’s political philosophy, I tend to think of this:
Harsh? Probably, but at the same time, we can blame moderates for the conditions we find ourselves in today. Because standing with the newest idea or the new kids is more important than understanding that there is such a thing as right and wrong, and actually standing firm for what is right, even when the beguiled and the beguiling tell us that we are wrong for doing so, because we oppose what they want and know to be wrong. The path has always been clear, but the moderates among us, blown to and fro with the winds of “public opinion” have been the ones eager to allow themselves to be cowed into “tolerating” anything from idiotic fiscal policy, and destructive social policy, butressed by the functioning of government welfare programs, to finally, revisionist history, deliberately undertaken in an attempt to both gaslight older generations that know the real history, and deny younger ones the chance to know and understand the truth for themselves…so much better to take over a nation, my pretties. [insert evil cackle here]. ALL. PERMITTED. BY. MODERATES, being moderate, and waging their fingers at those of us who declined to drink the hemlock.
And then comes Sarah Palin. Sweet, sweet Sarah, who by being who she is, underscored every lie told by the left and lapped up by moderates for the last 40-odd years. A mother, with a career AND family, who still has children, and has managed to work outside the home and be successful. Who has very much retained her identity and character as a woman. A conservative, who proved that conservative principles work. A woman of faith, who did not abandon or compromise that faith when the world mocked her beliefs. And she did not abandon those beliefs when things got hard. She gave birth to a child that the world would have had her murder in the womb. She was the anti-Hillary, because she proved that a Mom could be successful and happy. (Of course, some conservatives are fully aware that the happy comes from her silly and irrational faith, so pay no attention to the Creator behind the heavenly veil, you moderates.) They had to destroy her. HAD TO. And yet for all the mud and feces they have flung, she is still here, looking them in the eye, and the only people they have swayed are the moderates, like the deep-thinking brain donor featured in the column that Rosetta cites. Conservatives understand that Palin is not perfect, but we understand that no one is perfect. We know that she isn’t the smartest person in the room, but we also know what has been wrought by the smartest people in the room when they have gotten into the seats of power, and it is not pretty. We know that unlike so many other people in politics, unlike lefties, unlike moderates, and sadly, unlike some who call themselves conservatives (yes, I’m looking at you, John McLame), she is genuine, and is guided by principles that will not serve her or us poorly.
Because of this, I respect lefties more than I respect moderates. Lefties at least have the courage of their convictions. Moderates have polls and pundits to define who they are and what they believe from day to day. If they weren’t so corrosive to a good and free society, I would pity them in their weakness and mental flacidity.
Douche:
http://tinyurl.com/yavf44w
I just his Jill in the head w/a shovel. I hope you don’t mind.
Because of this, I respect lefties more than I respect moderates. Lefties at least have the courage of their convictions.
Well said and I agree 100%. I respect the liberal opinion because it can be arrived at through thought and analysis. I happen to believe it’s demonstrably wrong-headed thought and analysis but whatever. At least they have removed themselves from the fence.
I think a lot of independents and moderates believe they are taking the intellectual high road by eschewing the labels of the left and the right. What they don’t appreciate is that in doing so they have adopted the label of the ignorant.
his = hit
BiW, how about an executive summary?
MOM!!!! BREWFAN DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO READ!!!
Someone named Jeane asked this in the comments:
“So if Palin runs against Obama , who are you going to vote for Jill?”
Awesome!
Uhm…can I get that in writing?
http://tinyurl.com/ybeecmn
That was neat, hotspur. I averaged 4 miles, and the bastard did the same thing to me with Colorado.
“because it can be arrived at through thought and analysis.”
WRONG.
It’s arrived at through feelings and emotion. The most liberal people I know can’t argue politics without embarrassing themselves because it’s so emotional for them and can’t be defended with fact or statistics.
I think liquor would be their only chance.
Someone named Jeane asked this in the comments:
“So if Palin runs against Obama , who are you going to vote for Jill?”
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! I have the feeling that the answer is no seeing how Palin is the devil incarnate and all.
You can think Palin is the dumbest person alive if you want but I just don’t get the hatred for her. I know…she’s the living embodiment of liberal folly and all that but the number of people that hate her more than they hate terrorists is stunning to me.
“because it can be arrived at through thought and analysis.”
WRONG.
I stand corrected. And don’t ever correct me in public again or I will be forced to discipline you.
Could any of you people with children past the eighth grade have them take that geography test I linked above? Seriously. I’d like to know the results.
Yes, Dear.
A taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened, what’s the holdup?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “On average, how much is everyone giving?”
“About a gallon.”
BiW, how about an executive summary?
Sorry, Brew. I know your poon hurts, but my youngest won’t let me borrow my crayons to give you the HIGHLIGHTS version.
Jill is the type person who would infurtiate me during the 08 election. No clue at all about Sarah’s experience, but simply parroted what they were told by the media.
Some even went so far as to say that Sarah should not be running for office and should be home taking care of her children, but had no problem with Obama running, even though he had two young children. That from working women whom I met while they were away from their children at conferences. I jus couldn’t get over the complete stupidity and hypocrisy of that mindst. One woman actually told me she disagreed with every single thing Obama and the Democrats stood for, but couldn’t vote for Palin.
IMO, it was nothing but jealousy. Sarah was simply too attractive for these women to vote for her.
That irrationality makes me crazy, Wiser.
My bottom line on Palin was this, she was a conservative who could get things done.
Could any of you people with children past the eighth grade have them take that geography test I linked above? Seriously. I’d like to know the results.
That was cool, HS. I did it and got 48 out of 50 perfect, with my average miss being 6 miles. They gave me Nebraska before any of the surrounding states, which messed me up.
It was not easy with a laptop touchpad either. If I had used a mouse, I’m sure I would have done better.
I have an open house here today in about an hour.
You cool cats and pups have fun and make me proud.
That state thing is kick ass. My error was 43 miles but that was due to a mouse error that resulted in me putting Maryland in Saskatchewan.
If Palin decides not to run for president, I think it would be nice if she took Michael Steele’s job.
Jealousy? REALLY?
I’d like some of the hot chix to chime in on this, because I’m blown away that this could be true.
Are you broads really that shallow? If she had bad hair, teeth, fat legs, ugly wardrobe, and a cheating husband she would be a more viable candidate?
And by ‘you broads’ I don’t mean any of you. Broads.
Are you broads really that shallow? If she had bad hair, teeth, fat legs, ugly wardrobe, and a cheating husband she would be a more viable candidate?
See: Rosa DeLauro, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, etc….
Puppers, I could not believe the venom about Palin’s looks from the left (in particular the women). Most conservative women think she’s incredibly attractive and are pleased by that (as opposed to several dykie looking women on the left).
I think there was a great deal of jealousy on the left because of her success, her hot husband (which, sluts that they are, cannot snag), a family and she’s a go-getter of the highest order.
Okay, bye.
Sarah does have that whole hawt librarian thing nailed, doesn’t she?
STFU Wiser.
http://tinyurl.com/yayhb9g
IMO, it was nothing but jealousy. Sarah was simply too attractive for these women to vote for her.
Correct. Some people seem to think that there are only two types of women: hot, stupid, unaccomplished gold-diggers and homely successful career hags.
I don’t get it.
I could not believe the venom about Palin’s looks from the left
Car in’s personal douchebag made some comment the other day at her place about how hideously ugly Sarah is. It’s really incredible.
Meanwhile, I have to listen to how stunningly beautiful Michelle Obama is from the loony lefty I work with. She tried spinning that in the lunchroom last week, though, and every single guy in teh room laughed out loud at her.
Gave me hope.
Rosie, what’s really more telling about Jill’s article is that she’s demonstrably uninformed politically, she says as much, and yet she writes articles for a political website.
I get it that a lot of people who call themselves “independents” really mean they’re just apolitical.
I do not get it that the same people make some kind of living writing about politics.
Oh, and go Colts!
Wiser, my daughter saw a public service announcement with Michelle Obama and she could not believe how scary she looked in particular, “what the heck is wrong with her eyebrows?”
2 miles hotspur 440 seconds
What’s funny is that as soon as Sarah hit the national stage, some adult film producer put out a film using a Sarah look alike.
I don’t remember that happening with any Democrat woman…..
But Sarah’s ugly…..
Riiiiiiiight….
did you say “eyebrows”, as in plural?
I’ll never understand the mental gymnastics it takes to be a ‘progressive’.
Ignore any and all evidence that doesn’t fit in with the ‘way it should be’ or ‘how I feel about it’.
Bah.
My sentence structure is more messed up than Michelle Obama’s eyebrows
There is more to it that Rosetta. If Palin were ugly my mom would still hate her for knowing how to hunt and fish.
Colts vs. ???
You gots 50% D in T.
How’s the spa temp?
Some broads are that shallow.
If she had bad hair, teeth, fat legs, ugly wardrobe, and a cheating husband she would be a more viable candidate?
The pumas think so. But then they probably have bad hair, teeth, cankles, and cheating or no husbands, like their most favoritist candidate.
what’s really more telling about Jill’s article is that she’s demonstrably uninformed politically, she says as much, and yet she writes articles for a political website.
Bingo. She just publicly stated that she’s a completely uninformed idiot who is too lazy to make herself informed about the subject for which she is paid to be informed.
She perfectly personifies the star-fucker, pseudo-intellectaul mindest of the average liberal. (See also: Keith Olbermann)
If there were any justice, she would be back writing the gardening column for her local fishwrap by the end of this week.
Rosie, what’s really more telling about Jill’s article is that she’s demonstrably uninformed politically, she says as much, and yet she writes articles for a political website.
Hahahaha. I thought the same thing. I actually started reading that article looking for insight into the evolution of the independents thought process on Obama. Come to find out there is none.
And then the irrational Palin bashing made me want to rip the author a new one.
I would like to state for the record that I called her several variations of slut while writing the post but then decided against it.
Because I’m fucking mature like that.
I still say the Saints take today’s game and all the marbles.
Spa? Hmmm… good thinkin Pups.
Also (re: Palin), lots of people are just flat out scared shitless of Alaska. It’s got bears.
I think we need to remember this mindless waste of brain matter’s name so that, whenever she writes another column, we remind her of just how fucking stupid she is
Because I’m fucking mature like that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the ironing!
And I’m sick of the pundits saying things are “unexpected” or “surprising.” We predicted this crap before the little prince was elected.
I like to link this when I can and it’s appropriate for this post:
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/some_hungover_thoughts_on_the_day_after
They should give Jill a weekly column: Ask an Idiot.
Seriously, who is she writing to in that bit? I don’t understand her motivation at all, it’s nothing more than “daddy disappointed me” and “I couldn’t vote for the scary girl”.
A woman who will not kick out her dawging husband, is a HUGE red flag for me. I would have had more respect for Hillary, if she kicked bubba in the nuts. Would have never voted for her, but it would give her more credibility.
And the same for the cheater. If your spouse can’t trust you, why should we?
” It’s got bears.”
I’m afraid of bears so your analysis is correct.
J-Mac sez campaign finance reform is dead.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100124/ap_on_bi_ge/us_mccain_campaign_finance
Someone made the astute observation that the article wasn’t as much about regret for Obama as it was a PDS hit piece, and frankly I’m inclined to agree.
Astroturfing cunt.
Hmmmmmmm…. I wonder why Jill is not a fan of Sarah…..
http://tinyurl.com/ygbza27
If your spouse can’t trust you, why should we?
Funny, but my Mom said those exact words before Clinton’s firsy election. It was the 1st time in her life she didn’t vote for the Democrat.
I don’t think she’ll like the comment I left for her.
Silly bint.
>> I’m afraid of bears so your analysis is correct.
Mare, I can’t make up my mind if I love you because you’re smart or because you’re hawt.
Hmmmmmmm…. I wonder why Jill is not a fan of Sarah…..
http://tinyurl.com/ygbza27
xBrad would still dork her in the squeekhole.
“is a HUGE red flag for me.”
Yes. It shows insecurity and that patheticness that says, “I’ll never get anyone else” or “I need this person to make it” or “he’s the only guy who would sleep with me in college so I owe him.”
She perfectly personifies the star-fucker, pseudo-intellectaul mindest of the average liberal. (See also: Keith Olbermann)
That is so spot on I updated the post with it.
Also, star-fucker is perhaps the best description of many if not most Obama supporters.
+ 18 Nobel Peace Prizes and an awkward hand-job from Dave in Texas.
My BFF can’t just fix everything by waving a magic wand people! Patience!!!
….
Also I live in Alaska.
Meet Jill:
http://tinyurl.com/yl7yr9v
“A former newspaper sportswriter ….”
What is it about former sportswriters that makes them want to be political pundits? Are they that deperate to be considered intelligent and to be taken seriously?
Dave, I love you because you have an awesome backyard and I bet you throw good parties. Also, after making an ass of myself at said party you would withhold recriminations.
THROW not through….ahhh
Hmmmmmmm…. I wonder why Jill is not a fan of Sarah…..
http://tinyurl.com/ygbza27
Hey….who took all the neck?
There are no recriminations.
There is only Advil.
xBrad would still dork her in the squeekhole.
And water is wet.
Jill is not attractive (borderline homely) and is probably afraid of bears, therefore, she is desperate and whiny.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the ironing!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yzty4eu
That picture of Mrs. Palin with her son always gets to me. Protective. Sweet.
DiT, why don’t you do a ninja a favor and link this post at the mothership if you are so inclined?
I would like more input and or name calling.
“person with no neck”
hahahahahahaaha
Rosettawhore
It’s also at HotAir, which means it will be on Ace’s soon.
It’s also at HotAir, which means it will be on Ace’s soon.
Hahahahaha.
AoHA.
Mean, but funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ganKuWTiLuQ
BiW, what name did you post your comment under?
Mean, but funny.
I hope that dog bites that guy in the nuts while he’s sleeping.
Damn, Chris Allen sang the fuck out of teh National Anthem.
At HotAir they have an article “This is your face on meth.”
They use an editor’s face for a computer recreation and the guy looks better if he’d been a meth head for 3 months.
Cooler looking with less douchyness. Could be an action hero….hahahahahahahahahah
*stupid nerd*
xBrad would still dork her in the squeekhole.
Why not? You can’t really tell what they look like when their face is buried in the pillow.
I was actually working on it Rosie, up now.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Dave in Water, when you click the link at Ace it takes you to the middle of the thread. FYI.
BiW, what name did you post your comment under?
Just search for the only comment with a table of contents.
You might update the link at AoS Dave, or not.
I asked a woman on a non-political internet site, that happened to turn political right before the last election, how she could be only a week out from the election and still be undecided. I told her that I knew who I was gonna vote for in this election by about 1994, or at least what party I’d vote for. Her response was that she was for smaller govt and lower taxes, but she didn’t want anybody telling her that her daughter couldn’t get an abortion if she so desired. I asked her if she REALLY thought that one person sitting in the oval office could make that happen, and if so why hadn’t the conservative Christian Bush done it already. She said she just didn’t want to take that chance, which means she has no fucking clue has to how the three branches of govt work. The democrats have used the far right fringe of the Republican party and their MSM PR wing to stampede a shitload of conservative leaning people, through scare tactics, in to voting for their boys.
**pushes Dave in Gulf of Mexico**
Fuckhole.
On the other hand, only a complete idiot would sell their soul to a political party, neither of which deserves anybody’s self-indentured loyalty. I’m offended by your characterization of independent voters and hold your opinion in low regard. You’re actually too stupid to bother to read. I’ll just mark it up to another crackpot.
that’s because I’m stupid.
fixed
Bour 3,
What do you stand for?
Rosetta needs to get here now.
bour3, when we want your opinion we’ll tell you what it is.
bour3, when we want your opinion we’ll
tell you what it isbeat it out of you. Douche.Well, this game is gonna be track meet.
Dammit, Hotsperm, Andy!
Rosetta’s been trying to get a troll here for years. One nibbles at the hook and you scare them away.
**hits HS and Andy with a rolled up steel I-Beam**
Brad, I don’t need pushing. I can find the ocean just fine.
Dave, the push wasn’t to get you in the Gulf. It was purely for my enjoyment.
Shit, my bad, I didn’t fully read the playbook.
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!
On the other hand, only a complete idiot would sell their soul to a political party, neither of which deserves anybody’s self-indentured loyalty. I’m offended by your characterization of independent voters and hold your opinion in low regard. You’re actually too stupid to bother to read. I’ll just mark it up to another crackpot.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Bour, if you can find in my post where I said anyone should sell their soul to a political party, I will clean your Mom’s basement.
I don’t know whether it’s more irksome that independents won’t take stand, or that they’re completely clueless about how our electoral system works.
Given that we build coalitions before the election and that each coalition has an easily accessible platform, one would think they would have an easy time deciding where they stand.
I think most people who consistently call themselves independents are the same people who vote for a candidate because he has dreamy hair. If that’s the limit of their decision making process I’d prefer that they get distracted with a Peanut Buster Parfait and never make it to the polls.
Comment by Dave in Texas on January 24, 2010 7:10 pm
Brad, I don’t need pushing. I
can find the ocean just fineenjoy abusing Life Aquatic.Fixed for Accuracy.
Meh, I’m registered Independent b/c I could give a shit less what a candidates political party is, and more what their record, and platform is. And, I got really fucking tired of being hounded for $ by the Rs.
As for the geo thing, 2 miles off and I got NE all by it’s lonesome as 2nd or 3rd state.
Sox, why are you awake in the evening?
**waves to Sox**
Hey, furball, shoot me an email at xbradtc real quick, will ya? there’s catnip in it for you.
I’m registered independent too, tatts. Mainly so I can vote in the Dem primary to try and get the lesser evil elected here in MA.
Pretty Ann C. said it this way: “You’re either a liberal or a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster.” and I have the talking action figure to prove it.
>> And, I got really fucking tired of being hounded for $ by the Rs.
I’ll call somebody. You need your money to live. That’s wrong of them.
I s’pose there’s a difference if you’re talking little i as in comparing liberal/conservative/independent. I think I’d agree more w/ Rosie’s assessment if that’s the case. Now if you’re talking big I vs R or D, then Rosie can fuck off.
Tat (and others) I don’t think the heartburn is so much with how people register, but rather someone who is so shallow in their appreciation of the way our government works, and with the political parties that they could vote for Obama, and then turn around and act surprised when he does dumb shit that he’s done his entire career.
Of course, Rosie can just fuck off on general principles as well.
Of course, Rosie can just fuck off on general principles as well.
Whew. I was afraid we were gonna have an argument
No way. I don’t feel like getting my ass kicked right now.
*Kicks Xbrad’s ass.
I don’t feel like getting my ass kicked right now.
Aww c’mon, I haven’t had any fun in weeks.
**glares at Jewstin**
WTF, dude? It’s a Sunday afternoon. How about cutting me some slack?
I s’pose there’s a difference if you’re talking little i as in comparing liberal/conservative/independent. I think I’d agree more w/ Rosie’s assessment if that’s the case. Now if you’re talking big I vs R or D, then Rosie can fuck off.
Tats, I know there are liberals and conservatives that are registered as independents for a number of reasons other than the fact that they have no idea of which direction they lean.
My screed is directed at the independents that don’t know with which side they identify.
*tackles Tattoo, applies noogie*
*tackles Tattoo, applies noogie*
*busts out the tat gun*
*fixes Rosie’s shiny pate*
Hi TI! Happy Birthday a few days late.
I got you a present, but I eated it.
Is it Sunday? Sorry. I should have done that yesterday.
My pups, what a long tongue you have!
I’m registered Independent so the GOP will work a little harder. Registering Republican is is asking to be bent over by the Party – they know they’ve got you.
Plus, I figure it keeps the Dems guessing.
*busts out the tat gun*
Nice job Tats.
http://bacn.me/oue
I got you a present, but I eated it.
Back when my daughter was 3 I took her out to do some birthday shopping for her mom. I asked her what she wanted to get her, and she said, “How about peanut butter? She really likes peanut butter!” When my wife opened up her present and found a jar of peanut butter, she burst into tears at the overwhelming cuteness of it.
So now she gets a jar of peanut butter every year.
Awww geoff, now I think I’m nauseated. Thanks.
Let me get this straight.
Some imbecilic lemming bint named Jill Dorson bought a bag full of Hope and Change seeds, planted them as directed, fertilized them religiously with copious amounts of delusion and irrationality, and now she’s surprised she’s harvesting a bumper crop of despair and pain?
Damn, Patrick Swayze was hot!
excellent post
I’m torn as to who I want to win the Vikings/Saints game.
While I dread having to listen to the constant sucking of Brett’s cock should the Vike’s win, I also dread the non-stop stories about how Drew and the Saints are bringing hope back to the city of New Orleans, which is so badly in need of hope after Katrina.
Can they both lose?
So now she gets a jar of peanut butter every year.
Thanks for the type II diabetes, geoff.
excellent post
Thanks panama banana.
*smoooooooooooooooooooooooch*
I was a registered Independent for years, until it occurred to me that I hate allowing others to choose my candidates for me.
wiserbud, what super hero underoos are you wearing right now?
Awwww…3 year olds are the bestest.
Fuck hope!
Comment by Rosetta the Daddy on January 24, 2010 7:23 pm
Sox, why are you awake in the evening?
Comment by xbradtc on January 24, 2010 7:27 pm
Gonna watch the game, don’t tell anybody with a boat!!!!!
**waves to Sox**
Hey, furball, shoot me an email at xbradtc real quick, will ya? there’s catnip in it for you.
Sorry Y’all. Innertubes is getting wonky down here. E-mail coming up, “Boss”.
Fuck hope!
*pays scottw $9.87 for the rights to use that as my campaign slogan*
Her response was that she was for smaller govt and lower taxes, but she didn’t want anybody telling her that her daughter couldn’t get an abortion if she so desired.
Then maybe she should be parenting her daughter better on self-respect, birth control, where and what babies are…oh and civil rights. The degree of servitude some people are willing to settle with to protect the right to kill and suck out their offspring, boggles the mind. Seriously, how many abortion opportunities does she think her daughter will miss?
Ha ! Hope just got screwed.
Nice job Reggie.
Douchebag.
I want the Saints to win today. Brett Farvre is a penis and I wish him ill.
wiserbud, what super hero underoos are you wearing right now?
Flash.
I think it’s appropriate.
HAH!
FUMMMMBLE!
Never trust a guy named Adrian.
Favre turned the ball over?????
shocking.
Comment by Rosetta the Daddy on January 24, 2010 8:04 pm
wiserbud, what super hero underoos are you wearing right now?
He had “Graduated” to Body Paint….
Seriously, how many abortion opportunities does she think her daughter will miss?
Ms. Beasnsnsn…..I am against “Murder”, but I would like to sign a petition to “Retro-Actively Abort” the 2008 National Election.
Nice job Reggie.
Douchebag.
Now New Orleans can legitimately blame Bush (from Andy Levy’s twitter feed).
Hi Beasns.
I think your pigs are telling stories on the internets.
http://tinyurl.com/nls8wp
Happy birthday to Vmax, and a belated happy birthday to Tat.
More hours at work today. Mr. RFH is going to be very happy when this is over.
Sox! You dick infested man-mattress how the heck are ya?!
Ha ! Hope just got screwed.
And Change is SOOOOooo jealous….
Flash.
I think it’s appropriate.
Listen Richard, your job is to say something stupid and my job is to make fun of you. When you make fun of yourself it cuts me out of the loop which I don’t appreciate.
Good evening folks. dinner is done, dishes are cleaned an put away … so. What did I miss?
Hey Brew! I think you might have me confused with Jewstin, however…
Car In, we had a troll for 5 seconds.
Yay.
so. What did I miss?
Two plates, three pans, and the bed is still not made. Other than that, we are o.k.
I think your pigs are telling stories on the internets.
Be careful pups, you are being closely monitored.
http://tinyurl.com/ye92pth
wiserbud, what super hero underoos are you wearing right now?
He had “Graduated” to Body Paint….
*corners of mouth twitch, then cerebellum shorts out entirely*
*changes voter registration to Independent*
Good evenik.
Hiya Rosetta. Whatcha doin?
http://tinyurl.com/yf3768p
Ha ha ha …sox, there are MORE than one bed unmade in my house.
We’re a bad bed house. but, that mutherfucking kitchen is CLEAN.
Look, baldy, unless you promise that you and your lovely wife will attend the next CT meetup, your bitching means nothing to me.
*** Curls up by Ms. LauraW ***
*** Resumes Nap ***
Hostage wimmins sleepover -
http://tinyurl.com/yg98smz
A troll? I missed a troll?
A troll? I missed a troll?
I think it was Bob.
92% on hotspur’s geographic test thing. Average error 19 miles.
I can live with that.
Hiya Rosetta. Whatcha doin?
http://tinyurl.com/yf3768p
Man it must be cold wherever I am.
Put me down Chief, I’m not Flood.
http://tinyurl.com/ybx7o4z
(Although I just puddled a little.)
He prolly followed you here, Wiser.
I think it was Bob.
I clicked on the link to our troll friend’s blog. It’s a odd one.
I guess I understand the drive-by trolling since I do that too but I wish they would at least stick around long enough to read my follow up insults.
He prolly followed you here, Wiser.
I think he loves me.
That should change when he finds out that I’m not 15 years old.
I clicked on the link to our troll friend’s blog. It’s a odd one.
He seems…….. smart.
I was going to comment on our new Troll, but I had to walk the dogs. He/She/It did not stick around. So Sad.
Well, it’s too early to go to bed. Husband’s monopolizing the tv … what to do?
Well, it’s too early to go to bed. Husband’s monopolizing the tv … what to do?
tickle the man in the canoe?
Reggie~~~~ you gotta catch that!!!
Ok, I had to look that up.
SFW giant clitoris.
http://tinyurl.com/yz2ve4r
Hahahaha
Carin!
Start drinking C a R in?
http://tinyurl.com/ycoeo9d
Heheheh
Rosetta Rosencrans is teh funneh
Ok, I had to look that up.
Does everyone know that expression except me?
>> SFW giant clitoris.
Those aren’t real.
My 13-year-old son just took the states test. 94% with average error of 6 miles. **writes another check to Catholic school**
Does everyone know that expression except me?
Not anymore.
I could have a drink, but I did a five mile run today … always makes me a light weight.
Those aren’t real.
Hahahahaha.
Vmax, are you having a good birthday?
Really, Romy, Colordo screwed my average.
I could do better if I did it again.
(yes, I will lower myself to compete with a 13 y/o)
I WILL WIN.
What a ridiculous call. Is it now a penalty to tackle Brett?
ROUGHING THE ICON! 15 YARDS
‘Sup, Sunday drivers?
How was the Prime Rib (or hasn’t it been had yet?)
SEAN. You’re not watching football, are you?
THEY TACKLED THE OLD GUY AGAIN!!! WHERE’S THE FLAG????
Nope. Watching a travel show.
ROUGHING THE ICON! 15 YARDS
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Damn, I love you, you clumsy bastard.
You Bet Rosetta Rosiecrans
ROUGHING THE ICON! 15 YARDS
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Damn, I love you, you clumsy bastard.
i’m gone for a few days, and everybody goes gay.
I’m singing Polly-Wally-Doodle all day!
Congrats on not dying for another year, Vmax.
i’m gone for a few days, and everybody goes gay.
At least we know who to blame.
Kiss me.
Hey Cassidy, are as big of a sports fan as I am?
Prime Rib Pulled at 122d Carin. Left to rest it hit 130. Made gravy with the drippings
Awesome!
>> Damn, I love you, you clumsy bastard
Smoochies.
Carin, he beat my score. My average error was 10 miles. I got Wyoming, Kansas, and Iowa in the beginning and seriously messed up.
apparently this is the wrong place for this now. i was gonna talk about donna falzone and se cupp.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F-2ybd60FlE/SbPCZ0A2ZeI/AAAAAAAAI0s/SVwv1j5mUto/s400/diana+falzone4.jpg
http://api.ning.com/files/FH5DhDl5Un90JsdJDWouv96P2NviC-Fi8zVqxoLc68gvqYKkTlYsBtspimro8Mrs1aSFjU5UaJn04eI69fc7xVJxeBCczCHx/cupp_se.jpg
I’m gonna go slip into something more comfortable. Feel free to imagine this
The reality is more like this.
Here’s some for Pupster.
My average error was 10 miles.
I think your focusing on the wrong score.
how many did you get perfectly?
And, more importantly, how well would Sarah Palin do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2Z_yd5HNk
i’m gone for a few days, and everybody goes gay.
At least we know who to blame.
Kiss me.
hey, i’m not saying it’s bad. because that would be wrong.
but it it is. fags.
I think I’m slightly more of a sports fan than you are, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
*breaks Coors Light (The Official Beer of The Superbowl) bottle*
I don’t really give a shit about the NFL.
redclay, you aren’t getting serious here on a Sunday night are you?
evening, sluppers.
Smoochies.
Mom!!!11!!! DinT, wiser, and wiserbud are GROSSING OUT the Bloggosphere AGAIN!!!!111!!!
Maybe I’ll start a new round of birthday beatings soon.
People need to be reminded of everyone’s disturbed background.
Romy, will you give me a piggy-back ride?
AD, what animal are you dressed as right now?
romy, I demand a rematch. I’ll kick his little 13 y/o ASS!
honestly, the funny thing is that I learned all my geographical knowledge as an adult. I didn’t learn shit in school.
hey, i just wanted to check. y’all are the ones getting sloppy drunk and trying to tongue everything in sight.
not you carin. please continue. the first picture, i mean.
I think I’m slightly more of a sports fan than you are, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Well bully for you Jockstrap McSportington.
Chief, you are a sick and twisted individual, linking that song.
I’m gonna go slip into something more comfortable. Feel free to imagine this
Ms. Cari n is slightly Cuter….
just don’t run off the women, that’s all i’m saying.
what animal are you dressed as right now?
A donkey. For when we do that mexican sex show later, manlesbian.
Mom!!!11!!! DinT, wiser, and wiserbud are GROSSING OUT the Bloggosphere AGAIN!!!!111!!!
I guess if the only kisses you get are from xbrad…..
Well bully for you Jockster McSportington.
YAY SPORTS!!!!! WOO!!!!
jeeeeeze.
whaddya think…touchdown?
Romy, will you give me a piggy-back ride?
Yes, here you go. http://tinyurl.com/ycpnetp
TOUCHDOWN!!!
I guess if the only kisses you get are from xbrad…..
STFU….. Boy, left that one wide open…..
Puts PaperBag on Head…..
Are you gonna buy a Space Shuttle, Roamy? I hear they’re selling them half price.
gonna go slip into something more comfortable. Feel free to imagine this
Ms. Cari n is slightly Cuter….
[Opens a can of tuna and gives it to Sox.]
Feel free to imagine this
Did you get you hair done? That wasn’t the color you had before….
Sean, no place to put it.
You could put it up on blocks in your yard.
Did you get you hair done? That wasn’t the color you had before….
AD is having trouble with his imagination …
[Opens a can of tuna and gives it to Sox.]
*** Bings “How to eat Tuna with PaperBag on Head ***
Sean, no place to put it.
Oprah’s vajayjay?
That last shot, it was over the pylon, yeah.
[Opens a can of tuna and gives it to Sox.]
*** Bings “How to eat Tuna with PaperBag on Head ***
hint: more than 2 bag holes.
You could put it up on blocks in your yard.
Isn’t that we, the taxpayers, are doing anyways?
YAY SPORTS!!!!! WOO!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
One part of our national tour will be where you run on stage with a football helmet emblazoned with the Obama icon and I shoot you in the head with a cannon.
That will be awesome.
Bretts not smiling anymore.
AD is having trouble with his imagination …
Really? I thought it was working JUST FINE…..
If you can imagine that’s my body, than you certainly should have no trouble fudging the hair color.
Bretts not smiling anymore.
I believe that calls for a flag on the defense then.
One part of our national tour will be where you run on stage with a football helmet emblazoned with the Obama icon and I shoot you in the head with a cannon.
Well, at least I’ll have a helmet on. Safety first.
Your Sunday evening entertainment. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7LiWFXumMo
Re: Chief’s video linkage.
Are all Asian men technically pedophiles seeings how the majority of Asian wimmen are built like 12 year old boys.
You could put it up on blocks in your yard.
http://tinyurl.com/ycs6s9d
Bad challenge. He’s gonna want that time out.
This is getting really fun…..
http://tinyurl.com/y8sccje
From Wiser’s link: Obama’s crisis is personal. The inner hollowness and facile talent that propelled his rise gave him none of the grit necessary to meet the challenges.
No shit! We’ve been telling you that since before this jackanapes was nominated!!!
No shit! We’ve been telling you that since before this jackanapes was nominated!!!
But…but….but….. I was told that running for President is all the experence one needs to be President!
Were “they” wrong?????
Wiser – It was an excellent link. Now, go stand in the corner for 15 minutes for posting it.
But…but….but….. I was told that running for President is all the experence one needs to be President!
That and a perfectly-creased pair of pants.
Were “they” wrong?????
RAAAAACIST!!!!!!
That and a perfectly-creased pair of pants.
Not true. You also have to be light skinned and only talk in a Negro dialect when you want to.
You also have to be light skinned and only talk in a Negro dialect when you want to.
You also need to be clean and articulate, from what I’ve heard.
Having a voting record as a state and national legislator that is non-commital at best, but would better be described as criminally truant is also a big plus.
OT?
Having an awesome set of pecs helps…..
I’m hoping for another Peterson fumble.
I think it’s obvious what I want in a President.
{{{{{{tingles}}}}}}}
Why can’t both of these teams lose????
Very good game.
Minn + 4 is looking good
Why can’t both of these teams lose????
Agreed.
wide right?
Because on of them needs to kick the Colts ass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
Classic Favre!!!!!!!
Way to go Favre!
Wow. Didn’t see that coming.
OK, who slipped a roofie into my drink?
I’m glad I got a nap, but now my ass hurts.
**glares at Sox**
I’m glad I got a nap, but now my ass hurts.
Tha;’s what you get for going camping with Jewstin.
How awesome would it be if the last pass Favre threw in his career is an interception?
**glares at Sox**
*** With PaperBag still on head, points at BrewFan ***
Thank goodness the Vikings have a seasoned, experienced QB who wouldn’t make a rookie mistake like…
Jewstin’s camping buddies are a bunch of flamers.
http://tinyurl.com/yfvftgm
They make a cream for that.
BiW, what name did you post your comment under?
My real name. Oglethorpe MacGillacuddy.
How awesome would it be if the last pass Favre threw in his career is an interception?”
That was the case one or two retirements ago. His last pass in 06 (I think) was picked off by the Giants.
My HS GF was named Tits MacGillacuddy. Maybe a distant kin?
They make a cream for that.
In the Spirit of Bewbs Week…
http://tinyurl.com/yjms5ac
His last pass in 06 (I think) was picked off by the Giants.
heh. yes it was. my son and I were just talking about that.
Someone put Astroglide on the football or what?
Why, is your Astroglide missing, Romy?
Xbrad finds empty tube of astroglide in his tent.
Decides to leave camp-out early.
http://tinyurl.com/y9kmwxd
Decides to leave camp-out early.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Aikman talking about penetration makes me laugh.
Jesus. Let’s review the review of the fucking spot.
Aikman’s probably laughing a little at that himself.
Someone put Astroglide on the football or what?
HhhMMmm…..where the heck is TboM anyway…..
That call just changed the game
That call was crap.
uncatchable ball
hideous call
This thread is a combination of anal sex and football. Roamy’s the only woman in the room and is evidently not totally grossed out. I sense a degree of self-confidence in Roamy that I find admiraable.
no catch.
The ‘Aints are just trying to give this away.
Incomplete! I hope they review that, it will give Aikman more time to talk about penetration.
Yeah, also no catch.
Seriously, how can you make a close championship game so annoying?
blown call
wow.
No penetration, but he did talk about bobbled balls …
Heh. Levy on Twitter: andylevy When did one of the overtime rules become that every play has to be reviewed?
Kick it.
Kick it now.
Kick like the wind.
season long 38 yards?
Hey, I have an idea … let’s review every play.
Heh. I’ll bet Tom Benson waits for the official signal this time.
And I’m right again.
dead center.
suWHEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!!!
SAINTS WIN!
SAINTS WIN!
SAINTS WIN!
SAINTS WIN!
SUCK IT FARVRE!
Goodbye, Brett.
(maybe)
Dave, they were giving 4.
Did they say he’s only had 11 FG attempts this year?
Goodbye, Brett.
(maybe)
Hello…..Raiders……
I think Indianapolis is thrilled with this outcome. Minnesota turned the ball over 5 times and took them to overtime? Colts by 27.
@andylevy Good thing Favre originally came out of retirement cuz he didn’t want to end his career with an interception in the NFC Championship game.
Thank you, PG.
I really could watch another hour of this. Is it over?
I hope NOPD is in mardi gras mode tonight.
I got back from work just in time to see the Saints win. Since I live in LA now, that makes me happy. Good times.
*** Rubs against Ms. Romy’s Leg ***
Good Night Y’all…..
Dave, did you watch Texas play basketball last night?
So, was there a football game on or something?
I like the makeover you did for Mare, Ember.
http://tinyurl.com/yeqsckp
So what was the total number of fumbles?
No, didn’t see it, but I can tell you Texas ain’t gettin far this year.
**pets Sox, scritches ears the way he likes**
I’m watching the worst Huell Howser ever. Newberry Springs, CA. Small down on the edge of the Mojave.
Nobody knows who he is, and what the hell he’s doing. And there’s nothing in the town. And they don’t have any interviews lined up. They’re just walking up to people.
“I like the makeover you did for Mare, Ember.
http://tinyurl.com/yeqsckp”
She looks so purty now.
So what was the total number of fumbles?
Are we still talking the football game or are we back on xbrad and jewstin’s camping trip?
I’ve got some splody for you Romy, seeing as how Xbrad seems to be speaking in tongues.
http://tinyurl.com/yk5bmzh
Goodnight, don’t forget to tip your waitstaff.
I’m watching the worst Huell Howser ever.
That’s rough.
“WOW!!!!! A TREE!!!! GOLLY!!!”
So what was the total number of fumbles?
Are we still talking the football game or are we back on xbrad and jewstin’s camping trip?
Large number, either way.
There was penetration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU33PrFJI4Q
My next dream job is to do the voiceover for military stuff.
That’s rough.
“WOW!!!!! A TREE!!!! GOLLY!!!”
It’s the Mojave.
WOW!!!!!!! DIRT!!!!!!!!!!! GOLLY!!!
My next dream job is to do the voiceover for military stuff.
I’m pretty sure you don’t have the required soporific voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG38bflMOiw
It’s the Mojave.
WOW!!!!!!! DIRT!!!!!!!!!!! GOLLY!!!
Jesus, I can totally see that. I’m guessing that there’s a park ranger there who is just barely tolerating his retardation.
wow. that was fast!
the vikings video?
How awesome for Packer fans to watch VIking fans get so massively disappointed by Brett!!!
I’m pretty sure you don’t have the required soporific voice.
Exactly. A little breathy Southern drawl, and sales could skyrocket.
Sean, it’s fucking worse, they’re in a tiny crossroads town and just walking up to people’s houses.
Look, Huell, you know why that guy with the wild hair and oddly lit eyes lives in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere? BECAUSE THEY ARE BUGSHIT CRAZY!! The first clue might have been all the accumulation of 100 years of junk in the front yard.
the vikings video?
yeah. that was pretty damn quick.
I have a feeling Favre will retire, only to unretire in October and sign with the Seahawks
I’m waiting for Bart and Millhouse to send Huell to the nuclear power plant.
Those crazy Brits …
http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news/dpgo-man-ok-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-pipe-lwf-20100108_5486325?obref=obinsite
I have a feeling Favre will retire, only to unretire in October and sign with the Seahawks
I think the 12th Man would be pissed. They really like Hasslebeck here.
I have a feeling Favre will retire, only to unretire in October and sign with the Seahawks
Yaknow, as stupid as this sounds, any team that signs Favre immediately gets massive publicity and air time on ESPN, et al.
Not a bad idea, financially.
Those crazy Brits …
http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news/dpgo-man-ok-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-pipe-lwf-20100108_5486325?obref=obinsite
They didn’t give the diameter of the pipe. Looked like one inch to me. Probably 2.5cm though.
Brett’s next move http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDthMGtZKa4
My next dream job is to do the voiceover for military stuff.
Heh. I’ve always thought it would be fun to do voice-over stuff. I think I have a reasonably nice voice. On the other hand, I sound far too nice to do military commercials.
That was as exciting as watching a Rosie O’Donnell sex tape.
Leather jacket. In the water. WTF?
Why don’t cows shrink when it rains?
We’ve had enough rain, I’m surprised the trees haven’t rotted in place.
RFH is younger than 40.
ScottW – Did you get some rest this weekend?
Leather jacket. In the water. WTF?
What’s really funny about the whole “jumped the shark” concept is that everyone stopped watching that show when Sticks joined the cast.
But I guess “jumping the negro” is racist.
Nope, 42. And yes, I watched Happy Days. I just don’t understand why anyone involved with that thought it was a good idea.
That may have been the stupidest 2:17 ever put on film. I say that not having seen the rest of the episode for context.
I say that not having seen the rest of the episode for context.
Yeah, that would have made it better…
Amazing how Milwaukee looks just like So. Cal. !?!?!?!?!!
ScottW – Did you get some rest this weekend?
He didn’t hardly sleep Friday night, woke up dragged out. He didn’t go to work Saturday and I was pleased with that. I went in to the store thinking he would catch up on rest during the day.
Then he called me about an hour later and told me he was turning the spare room downstairs into a man room for himself.
When I got home at 1:30, the 25 or so amaryllis bulbs I had been overwintering in that cold room had been moved to the basement and the heat turned back on.
My exercise bike was pushed back sideways to the wall, and there was a newer TV (ripped off from our upstairs bedroom) sitting on the big old console. All the video game stuff was hooked up, and some old teak coffee tables and the old green chair were moved in.
This is how he rests.
Well, now he has a PLACE to rest. If you’ll leave him alone.
This is how he rests.
*snort
Sounds like I need to take a few days off and help scott “recuperate”
LauraW – With all of that “Fat cat banker” money Rosie is raking in, you mean to tell me he didn’t send Scott a new 55″ LCD for his recovery????
Well, now he has a PLACE to rest. If you’ll leave him alone.
*breaks beer bottle on edge of monitor*
I WILL SKIN YOU UGLY LIKE YOU’RE A FUCKING RABBIT THAT INSULTED MY MOTHER
I WILL SKIN YOU UGLY LIKE YOU’RE A FUCKING RABBIT THAT INSULTED MY MOTHER
g’nite….
Heaven, I’m in heaven. . .
http://tinyurl.com/ygy627x
Can’t skin me much uglier than I already am, dear thing.
Chief, does that life support system for those magnificent mams have a name?
*yaawn
Yeah, goodnight sweethearts.
Sweet dreams! Sleep tight.
*snuggles pillow, arm squeezed lovingly ’round headless bunny corpse*
wtf?? spam bucket?
Ok, goodnight.
Heaven, I’m in heaven. . .
Receding hairline, . . check.
Cabin fever eyes. . . check.
‘I will eat your brain’ grimace. . . check.
MCPO sets the bar to ‘Within Reach’. . . SUCCESS!!!
Hang on, Sugartits, I’ll get you out.
xBrad – Already accomplished that particular mission.
PG – Christina Hendricks
Anyone here other than Chief following the Ellie Light astroturfing? Bets as to how long until the MSM pick up the story?
I’ve been watching it, Romy.
They won’t touch it. Hell, they never even covered the Cass Sunstein story, where he’s hiring people for the white house to astroturf on blogs and such.
I’ve been watching the Ellie Light story and the fellows at Hillbuzz. Sadly, I don’t pay any attention to legacy media so I can’t play.
I’m going to keep posting Ellie Light stories on FaceChimp and hope that others start posting them too.
Ellie might be a singleton. You’d think Axelrod’s toadies would be a little smarter than to use just one name.
My thought is that Ellie is a number of people given a script and a name to use for mailing. I don’t think it’s one single person, at least not one sending the submissions. The guiding idea almost certainly comes from a central place.
There’s more, XBrad. See Patterico:
http://tinyurl.com/ylx23jj
Trouble is, they used the same letters, word for word.
Damn zombies taking over. **chambers round in shotgun**
Yeah, I guess there is a coordination somewhere. I think what decided that for me was that they were hitting newspapers that NO one has heard of. They have to be pulling addresses from a database somewhere.
or you send out the script to your “Organize for America” zombies in every town and hamlet and have them e-mail Ellie’s letter.
I hate to sound like a conspiracy guy, because I’m certainly not, but I find it extraordinarily hard to believe that one person has written this letter multiple times and maintained their record of residence for the sake of the editor.
I guess this is a top down effort, but I won’t even pretend to know who is the top. It could well be a Kos kid with some extra time on his hands.
Jewstin, I guess what I was saying was more along your lines. Not really one person, but maybe run by some PAC, KOS kid, or something. Probably, but not neccasarily. I doubt it is running out of the White House.
Where the heck is everyone?
Won’t someone bring me some whiskey?
You’re so sweet, you’re so fine. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5m8w2VK79k
We’re copacetic Xbrad. I doubt it can be traced to the White House, but Ellie has a patient zero source.
*gives Xbrad whiskey* Sorry, playing Borderlands. Only half paying attention.
Sky, I’m worried that you are letting all the time you spend with your family and games is cutting into your Hostages time.
**plans intervention**
Goodnight. . . . . . . .
Happy sleeping, MCPO. I think it’s time I hit the sack too.
I know. Stupid family, thinking they’re more important than Hostages. I’ll have a talk with them.
Just you and me, Xbrad.
Just you and me, Xbrad.
WOOHOO!!!!
You know what that means don’t you?
I don’t have to share whiskey with anyone.
Unless my favorite stalker shows up, this whiskey is all yours.
Hey, Palin Haters….GIVE IT A FRICKEN REST!
She’s a self made success, a volunteer, someone who cared enough to get involved, hard working, a wife, a mother, a former governor and if you are honest enough to look at her working history, someone who gets things done.
Other than you disagree with her political policies, why do you hate her?
Yeah, it’s old, assholes, don’t bother telling me that. I’m the one who linked it originally. But this piece comes from a female liberal. If she can think it through so can you. If you are a liberal troll, please read this. Then let’s talk.
http://www.reclusiveleftist.com/2009/07/04/feminists-and-the-mystery-of-sarah-palin/#more-4325
MOM!!!!
MARE’S MAKING SENSE AGAIN!!!!
MAKE HER STOP!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idz8jB-ZX2Q
night
Unless my favorite stalker shows up, this whiskey is all yours.
Hello.
**sniff, sniff**
What stinks?
Ohai, Sean.
*hands whiskey to Sean* Hello!
Sweet Dreams, Hostages!
You’re good people. Every one of you.
*gulps whiskey*
Thanks, Ember. Are you happy that The Saints are marching in to the Superbowl?
Sweet Dreams, Hostages!
You’re good people. Every one of you.
Goodnight Mare, but lying makes the Baby Jesuses cry.
I’m actually a Raiders fan, but, living in Louisiana now, I think I’m morally obligated to be happy about the Saints, so, yes.
You’re good people. Every one of you.
Mare’s drunk again.
Actually, I’m not drinking.
Sweet dreams, assholes!
I’m actually a Raiders fan
*does spit take*
I’m gonna pretend like I didn’t hear that.
Mare’s talking to you again, Sean.
Well, Sean, even I’m not perfect.
Nobody said you were perfect, but I didn’t figure that you had a lengthy rap sheet.
Are those prison tats?
No, I make up for being a Raiders fan by liking the finer sports teams in life, like the Yankees.
Really, I just have terrible taste in sports teams.
“Are those prison tats?”
No prison ink looks anywhere near this good, babe.
Really, I just have terrible taste in sports teams.
I know you just mentioned the Yankees (and, hey, who can argue with success?) but if you say anything positive about the fucking Red Sox, I may have to vacate your bushes for good.
Well, Sean, even I’m not perfect.
It’s like my whole world is crumbling before my eyes.
… I’m a Yankees fan. The Sox can fuck themselves with a rusty steel dildo.
Don’t worry, xbrad, as far as I know, the only way in which I’m not perfect is the whole Raiders-fan thing.
… I’m a Yankees fan. The Sox can fuck themselves with a rusty steel dildo.
Fine.
(Though I’m slightly disappointed that you didn’t include any bobwire or broken glass.)
I was going to include chainsaw, but its late and I wasn’t thinking straight.
*pours Val-U-Rite vodka and leaves it on porch next to chainsaw*
*rings doorbell*
I was kinda hoping Sean would accidentally lop off his head with that chainsaw.
My two favorite things. Val-U-Rite and a chainsaw.
My two favorite things. Val-U-Rite and a chainsaw.
*returns expensive corset*
(Just kidding! I never bought the expensive corset in the first place.)
“*returns expensive corset*
(Just kidding! I never bought the expensive corset in the first place.)”
You know, my birfday is coming up. (Kidding. But oh, that corset.)
You did manage to get Paypal to take your money last night, didn’t you?
Finally, yes. That pretty little ivory and gold corset is officially purchased.
I also have good news. I purchased some new socks at Target today!
Hooray for socks!
Well, I’m calling it a night. I have to be to work in 7 hours. Have a good night, boys.
G’nite, Ember. I hope tomorrow doesn’t suck.
I also have good news. I purchased some new socks at Target today!
Way to chase everybody off SeaNm. I can only guess how bad it would have been if you told us you get your Underwear at K-Mart.
Finally, yes. That pretty little ivory and gold corset is officially purchased
We want Pictures! It will begin to get ready to start to commence redemption for “Raider-itis”
*** Puts Coffee on Counter ***
*** Sprays Ms. Cyn;s Febreeze to eliminate Dead Poat Odor ***
Comment by skyliaember on January 25, 2010 1:09 am
I know. Stupid family, thinking they’re more important than Hostages. I’ll have a talk with them.
We have noticed Work is getting a little Pushey too…..
Off to MouseHunt….
Fuck you, cat. At least I know how to flush when I take a shit.
*considers punting cat out of yard before remembering Christian values*
*remembers very little religious education*
*punts cat*
Anyone here other than Chief following the Ellie Light astroturfing? Bets as to how long until the MSM pick up the story?
I’ve been pushing it at my blog.
That liberal commenter you find yourself arguing with? Could be working in the White House for Obama’s “new media specialists.”
Propaganda.
More links at my joint. To the source – Muffled Oar.
I sent the Cdr. Salamander link from yesterday to a friend who has over 2,000 jumps. He said he would love to be a tandem master with that group. He also reminisced fondly about jumps off the tailgate of a C-141.
I hate you all so very much.
I’ve been up since 6:30. Took my son to school. Completely searched teh web. Did laundry. cleaned the kitchen. Made some cabbage soup.
WTF do you guys want me to do now?
srsly.
Take your top off.
Penetration.
too cold in my house.
I’ve been up since 6:30. Took my son to school. Completely searched teh web. Did laundry. cleaned the kitchen. Made some cabbage soup.
WTF do you guys want me to do now?
My parents are coming in this evening. Would you mind vacuuming all the floors, scrubbing the bathroom sinks, and replacing a few lightbulbs here and there. Thanks……and there’s beer in the fridge.
I’M ON IT!
http://www.auto-focus.us/autoblog/2010/01/22/video-tents-collapse-at-russo-steele-auto-auction
oops!
Wow. I ask for Girls Gone Wild and I get The Real Housewives of Hostage County.
Carin, you have entirely too much energy. You make me feel like a slug.
I want you to have a beer and take a nap.
Mornin’.
Roamy, you have a pretty name.
Made some cabbage soup.
You made cabbage soup before 8:30 in the morning? You are a denizen of hell, aren’t you?
Cabbage soup? Where do you live? Krakow, 1939?
My favorite homemade chicken soup is made with shredded cabbage. Makes the broth sweet and it’s low carb.
*smothers feeble old poat with a pillow*
cabbage is very good for you. And it’s yummy.
So STFU.
Carin, you have entirely too much energy. You make me feel like a slug.
I want you to have a beer and take a nap.
Come here, Jewstin. Have a cup of my soup.
That’ll get you going, IYKWIMAITTYD.
SOUP IS READY!
*wraps poat in bedsheets and drags it away*
NEW POAT IS READY!!!
I got nuthin. I just wanted this sorry ass muthafuckin poat to get 500 comments. And a muriatic acid enema.
I assUme at least one of them 500 comments is about independents who think republicans are way too stinking liberal. As long as they tolerate dildos like Newt I will fart in their general direction.