Binary Sunday 01.10.10

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If only this truly happened… Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally*

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

*Yeah, I know clintbird linked it but it was in the poat I made this morn, so I left it in just in case other snausages missed it from the last poat.

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Who Knew??

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If you have naughty thoughts or actions, watch out for

THE BOLT GOAT!

[UPDATE: Puka]

202 Comments

  1. First Salt!!

  2. Good morning, Cyn. You’re looking particularly fetching this morning.

  3. Thanks, CB. Your coat looks especially groomed today!

  4. That biker/ leather satire is pretty funny.

    An internet friend’s mother was confronted by an animal rights punk when she was out shopping, wearing a mink that had been in her family for 80 years or something.

    When she told him it was such an old coat he left her alone temporarily, then returned demanding to handle the coat to verify her claim, as if it was his fucking business in the first place.

    When he started getting physical, she pepper-sprayed him.

    So, some little old lady proved not to be such an easy target for one particular coward, after all.

  5. Dude, I found a place that custom makes bras, but they’re $50 a piece.

    Why is life always so difficult :P

  6. I can’t believe how much this post sucks.

  7. This poat blows Bolt Goats!

  8. Tat, just think of all the flatchested girls that pay good money to have your problems.

  9. Goatse Bolts.

  10. I need a FAILBUTTON for my calendar skillz! Thanks Hosetta!

  11. Rosetta – DON’T DO IT!! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE BLOG!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  12. I need a FAILBUTTON for my calendar skillz! Thanks Hosetta!

    You’re welcome, sweet pea.

  13. So was I really the only one who did NOT know about the stripper pole championships?

  14. Will someone give me a hand?

    http://tinyurl.com/yh2au73

  15. Hahahahahahaha. This is a classic.

  16. Valentine’s Day gift idea:

    http://tinyurl.com/yfxgd9g

  17. Dude, I found a place that custom makes bras, but they’re $50 a piece.

    Why is life always so difficult :P

    Well, current cotton bale price is $78.00. These folks still need to stay in business…..

  18. I hate it when this happens.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqjtz3rEPG0&feature=related

  19. Carin’s recommendation on “Shadows Divers” was good. I’m about 2/3 of the way through and it’s a decent story.

    If I ever meet her I am going to lick her face.

  20. That girl is so peeing with laughter!

  21. Ms. Cyn, ’cause you and the EEeeevil BrewFan have that “SunDevil” thing going, are you two on speaking terms over the game now on Fox?

  22. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-072VA4UA

  23. So was I really the only one who did NOT know about the stripper pole championships?

    *** Turns Red, holds up paw.. ***

  24. I was just thinking about Brew, Sox, and wondering where he’s hiding and crying.

  25. Goats are assholes and douches.

    http://tinyurl.com/yk56avt

  26. Cards up 14 – ZIPPOLA

    http://tinyurl.com/yl9f48w

  27. Pupster – that was HILARIOUS!

  28. Is AOSHQ now down completely?

  29. That dog got schooled.

    My new favorite saying.

  30. Is AOSHQ now down completely?

    Working in south Louisiana…..

  31. Goats are assholes and douches.

    http://tinyurl.com/yk56avt

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

  32. Sox – are very far from skyliaember (I cannot recall what part of LA she’s in)?

  33. I think Pixy kicked something MCPO. Seems ok now, but yeah, it was sucking wind.

  34. At the risk of jinxing this, GB is looking rather ameturish this game.

  35. Off to clean the kitchen during commercial breaks. Later

  36. I am not suggesting anything Wiserbud, but I do have access to truckloads of free packing peanuts.

  37. Sox – are very far from skyliaember (I cannot recall what part of LA she’s in)?

    Ms. Cyn, she is is Lafayette. I just got a call to go to Intercoastal City at 11:00 pm tonight. I’ll wave at her.

    FAaaakkKK….

  38. HAH. My good friend George, the rhythm guitarist in our old band, on his 50th bday at work I taped some folders in front of his overhead storage bins at work so I could fill it up with packing peanuts, then I closed the doors and slid the folders out of the way, so that when he opened it, he got dumped on.

    I’m awesome like that.

  39. Off to CatNap before work……..

    So much for the day off….

    FAaaakkKK….

  40. Hilarious.

    http://tinyurl.com/yfr4tga

  41. HAHAHA!

    Harry Reid should have been in that skit!

  42. Sox
    I hope you are fixing someone else problems, and not the company you work for problems.

  43. What the fornication is this scat??

  44. Sox
    I hope you are fixing someone else problems, and not the company you work for problems.

    A Supply Boat lost all the generators, totally dark ship, having to be towed in. This will probably be ugly for the customer.

  45. Green Bay showing like, and BrewFan is still in the closet….

  46. If I ever meet her I am going to lick her face.

    I’ll be sure to be prepared and bring some wipes.

  47. “At the risk of jinxing this…….”

    She shouldn’t have said that.

  48. Good lord – are you people still here? :mrgreen:

  49. I’ll be sure to be prepared and bring some wipes.

    Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there! Don’t go there!

  50. Go where?

  51. Howdy Tea! Long time no STFU.

  52. Go where?

    WHERE THE F#@K YOU BEEN, SLACKA**?

  53. Hey – ‘sup?

    STFU?

  54. MERRY FITZMAS!! WOOT!

  55. Sox!! Dewd!! ‘Sup?

    Just finished a house remodel – two bathrooms, all new hardwood floors, complete paint job and a new kitchen.

    Whew….

  56. STFU?

    See, you been gone too long. Shut The F#@K Up…..

  57. Oh – that STFU.

    Sheesh…

  58. I see the grumpy old Squid is still hanging on huh?

  59. Just finished a house remodel – two bathrooms, all new hardwood floors, complete paint job and a new kitchen.

    Whew….

    Ah, “HoneyDew” List. Am familiar with that. Just don’t run the sewer pipe through the swimming pool…..

    You might get heckled.

  60. I see the grumpy old Squid is still hanging on huh?

    Too mean to die, too ugly to molest…..

  61. Hi Tea

  62. Hi Teafran. I’m still a noob but I’ve seen you here before.

    What are you wearing?

  63. I don’t have a swimming pool. :mrgreen:

    Although I did make one mistake in the master bathroom – I made a design mistake due to a mismeasure (yes, I measured twice) and the vanity drain looks like a Rube Goldberg machine, but it works.

  64. Tat, just think of all the flatchested girls that pay good money to have your problems.

    Actually, my bras cost $50-70 apiece. Being at the tail of the normal distribution is expensive regardless of whether it’s the left or right tail.

    *punches the next 36C she sees* Bitch!!!

  65. MAX!! Dude – ‘sup? Been fishing lately?

    Cyn – I’m not wearing anything – I post in the nude.

  66. God Bless, Tea, gotta go. Later Y’all

  67. Later Sox…

  68. I have a mystery leak somewhere on my property. I hear water running, the meter is spinning, but I’ll be damned if I can find a drop of water anywhere.

    And jury duty starts tomorrow.

  69. STFU is the new fuck salt.

    I meant no…SOX! NoooooooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOO!

    http://tinyurl.com/ybtb7jo

  70. Take Luck, I mean Good Care, Sox!

  71. Cuffy – commode most likely. Been there, done that. It has a direct drain internally and you might have a faulty stopper valve in the tank. Been there, done that.

  72. New Poat Up! (at my place.)

    If you hurry, you can probably beat the drama!

  73. I’m not wearing anything – I post in the nude.

    Well, I NEVER!

    I at least wear fashionable undergarments.

  74. I see the grumpy old Squid is still hanging on huh?

    I was gonna die and then decided to outlive you!

  75. Why? It’s easier and when nature calls, you have the Thunder Mug under the desk.

  76. And jury duty starts tomorrow.

    Remember these phrases:

    “The defendant’s black? I hate those guys.”

    “Gulity. As. Sin.”

    “I believe in personal responsibility”

    “I don’t care what the sob story is. I paid good money for that welfare. it should have been enough.”

  77. I checked every item that uses water, but I’ll check all the terlets again. They’re usually obvious culprits.

  78. I was gonna die and then decided to outlive you!

    Well good on ‘yer.

    But I plan on living forever.

  79. Catheter H8er

  80. BiW, I was totally gonna be a hardass in the screening tomorrow. I don’t have time to be a good citizen this week and need to be shitcanned off that thing asap. Especially if my house is filling up with water somewhere.

  81. Cuffy, has it been cold enough where you are to freeze a pipe?

  82. My favorite, BiW, is that I work for insurance companies; it was the kiss of death last time I got called. I’m hoping that this again will get me out of MY jury duty next week.

  83. “The defendant’s black? I hate those guys.”

    Along with my favorite: “I love a good mystery.”

    And one that I actually heard in open court:I’d love to serve on a jury – it sounds so exciting. Do I get paid?

  84. Check the hoses that feed the washing machine.

  85. yes indeedy, scott! But all my exterior pipes are on a different meter which isn’t spinning a hair.

  86. SHIT. TIE GAME. FUCKERS!

  87. wow. tie game. I guess wearing my Packer sweatshirt today was a good idea.

  88. Cuffs, what’s the rate of usage spinning?

    A leaky toilet barely moves the needle. A busted pipe makes the needle look like a fan blade.

  89. “Where is the guilty bastard?” usually works too.

  90. Darn Pottymouth.

  91. Check out what this guy made at home.

    http://www.chaski.org/homemachinist/viewtopic.php?t=83824

  92. what is the deal with the dang muppets showing up on shows on ABC lately?

  93. My favorite, BiW, is that I work for insurance companies; it was the kiss of death last time I got called. I’m hoping that this again will get me out of MY jury duty next week.

    So far, its been enough to tell them “I work in a two attorney firm. You’re per diem doesn’t come close to replacing what I’ll lose sitting there in the wrong part of the courthouse, not getting called.”

  94. If you love me wiser, you will take off and burn that shirt right now.

  95. It’s spinning pretty fast, Dave. That’s why I expected to find a geyser in the crawlspace. Dry as a bone.

  96. wow. tie game. I guess wearing my Packwer sweatshirt today was a good idea.

    Paquer? De Fudge?

  97. If you love me wiser, you will take off and burn that shirt right now.

    love you sweetie, and as much as I like Warner, I have to root for GB.

    Sorry.

  98. Check out what this guy made at home.

    I’ll take two – I need to get rid of some racoons..

  99. *puts finishing touches on wiserbud voodoo doll*

  100. It’s spinning pretty fast, Dave.

    did you leave an outside spigot on?

  101. >> That’s why I expected to find a geyser in the crawlspace.

    They don’t call it a meter for nuthin. Is your water heater venting out of it’s emerg valve?

  102. Tea,
    My brother called today asking if snook was any good to eat. With the weather we had last night there was a giant kill. His son had filled up 1 wheelbarrow full and was going for another.

    I told him of a friend that caught a out of season snook and took a picture of it. It died and the ranger said if it would have swam off I would not have given you this $500 ticket.

    (Not supposed to take them out of the water, some allowance is given for taking the hook out)

  103. I would check dishwasher, washing machine, water heater and thoroughly inspect the foundation with a flashlight. If you don’t have a basement the washer, dishwasher and hot water heater are probably sitting on drains so you wouldn’t see a leak.

    A pipe can also burst and drain outside.

  104. Gotta walk the dogs and cover the plants
    BBL

  105. *puts finishing touches on wiserbud voodoo doll*

    Hmph. And just when I was thinking of putting additional padding in your box….

  106. BRB – I’ve got a cigar calling my name.

  107. Wow. That Gatling gun is gorgeous.

  108. Mare- Do not click the link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5bX5o5SCN8

  109. Vmax: The common snook is very edible and very good eating.

    BBL.

  110. *lights cig and puts it really close to wiser’s left weenus*

  111. Form Lauraw’ s link:

    victor
    Yes it is fully functional.

    I hope this guy is on our side, but since he made a gun, I’m pretty sure he is. A liberal guy would have spent a year and a half making a replica quilt.

  112. YES!!!!!

  113. SINKHOLE!!!

  114. “left” weenus?

  115. Lawn sprinklers?

    I heard of three people here that didn’t shut off and purge their systems who ended up with big leaks.

  116. My 8 yo son today took apart two nerf guns, added a stock and some additional spots for his darts. He drew it on paper yesterday, transferred it to white board today, after Mr Cyn cut some PVC, he glued it all together and added some colored duct tape. Can’t use a gatling in the house, but this thing he built Rocks!

  117. “left” weenus?

    She saw where your hand was and didn’t want to burn it by singeing your right weenus?

  118. I want to heat up only one weenus at a time for maxium discomfort.

  119. It’s spelled WENUS. Not to be confused with the ANUS.

  120. BING!!!!

  121. I want to heat up only one weenus at a time for maxium discomfort.</i.

    You are to be congratulated for completing such finely detailed work without the aid of a jewelers glass.

    *golf clap*

  122. Lawn sprinklers?

    They’re on the meter that’s not spinning like a top.

    Gonna make another round with the flashlight…

  123. W-E-E-N-U-S

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weenus

  124. Cuffy, have you started shutting off valves inside the house yet, checking the meter each time?

  125. You are to be congratulated for completing such finely detailed work without the aid of a jewelers glass.

    Yep, I do not have that much extra skin flapping under my elbows….

  126. Boy, they really are letting the Cards get away with a lot of shit today.

  127. TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

  128. Only 2 min left. PLENTY of time for us to screw this up.

    Didn’t even get to finish typing that before GB scored. Dammit.

  129. *moves another lit cigarette a bit lower on the wiserdoll, breaks out the loupe*

  130. What can I buy tonight?

    How much is that Gatling gun listed for?

  131. Cyn, can your kid do this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYDZ3wyCYlA

  132. Quite the game in Arizona tonight.

    Nothing like last night.

  133. Not yet, wiser, but I am certain that he has now watched quite a few Nerf gun modifications on YT. He has always been my little architect/engineer; even with K’Nex when he was two, he built a swiveling carpet sweeper that worked almost just like mommies.

  134. wow. The Packers defense is stepping up to the task like old chinese women drive.

  135. HE MISSED IT!!!!!!!!

  136. Nothing like last night.

    Tough year to be a fan of the Phillie Anythings…..

  137. Tough year to be a fan of the Phillie Anythings

    Fuck off, assmunch!

  138. Fuck off, assmunch!

    Huh. What a coincidence. That’s written on one of my Valentine’s Day lights!

  139. Cyn, when Junkyard Wars was on, my son would try to duplicate the machines in Legos and K’nex. Much duct tape, yarn, and other materials were donated to the cause.

    I miss the early years of that show. Robert Llewellyn was cool.

  140. Thanks wiser.

    *ffw DVR*

  141. Everything inside that has a valve has been cut off now. Can’t reach icemaker, but that would be obvious if it was blown. Showers are straight-piped behind the walls, but no leaks beneath them in the crawlspace. Meter still spinning. Grrrrr.

    Has to be outside, but I don’t see nuthin!

  142. Too bad Favre isn’t still palying for the Pack, huh Cyn? This is exactly the situation where he would throw an interception.

  143. Had to go watch us screw the pooch on the big screen.

  144. *ffw DVR*

    Shoudla said somting earlier, pooch.

  145. I’d be rooting for GB if Favre was still a Packer. Me lurves the Farve.

  146. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  147. MOM! CYN’S WATCHING ANIMAL PORN WHILE THE GAMES ON!

  148. well, that’s almost as good as an interception……

  149. wow!

  150. Darn it is cold out there!

  151. Yep, the Cards sure earned that one.

  152. nice face-masking there.

  153. *JUMPS UP AND DOWN WITH BOOTY DANCE*

  154. Wow. Did not see that coming.

  155. I. saw. nothing.

  156. I guess that’s not roughing the passer when you do it to the Packer quarterback.

    I hate to bitch about the officials, but they really sucked in this game.

  157. This was beginning to look like last years superbowl when Cards scored with too much time on the clock. Whew! That was really a fantastic game.

    *waves* Hi Brewfan!!

  158. I have a mystery leak somewhere on my property. I hear water running

    That was me pissing on your autoharps. Sorry.

  159. I. saw. nothing.

    Of course not. Neither did the refs, obviously.

  160. I hate to bitch about the officials, but they really sucked in this game.

    Quick! Call a WAAAAAAHBULANCE!

  161. Off to have me some VICTORY dinner.

    Good luck with your water leak, Cuffster.

  162. Does the Simpson’s 20th Anniversary Special make anybody else feel old?

    D’OH!

  163. >> Has to be outside, but I don’t see nuthin!

    Gotta be in the ground.

    Which sucks.

  164. Stupid question: does hvac pull water? It has ice around it, but I thought that was just frozen condensation.

  165. No, DX compressors and heat pumps do not draw water. They have condensation drains.

  166. Crap. Hubby’s half an hour behind watching the game. I take it he’s going to be disappointed?

  167. It’s against guy laws to tell Carin.

  168. Cuffy, call your utility company yet?

  169. Quick! Call a WAAAAAAHBULANCE!

    Honestly, I could give a shit who won, but I have to speak with some people in WI tomorrow, so I had to watch.

    The one-sided refereeing I saw in that game was pretty blatant.

  170. I guess I’m not cool. I could give two farts about the National Felons League.

  171. Looks like the light bulb in the kitchen is burned out.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzvzlzp

  172. I guess I’m not cool.

    Correct.

  173. I could give two farts about the National Felons League.

    Honestly, that was the first game I watched all year.

  174. Looks like the light bulb in the kitchen is burned out.

    Is that a Weber grill onthe porch?

    Sweet!!

  175. Just sayin’ hey to all you losers. So, “Hey, losers.”

    Gotta get back to work now.

  176. I did find two good pics of Harry “Athlete’s Tongue” Reid for the poat, though.

  177. These kitchen cabinets look cheap.

    http://tinyurl.com/yk3xvxf

  178. two good pics of Harry “Athlete’s Tongue” Reid

    no such thing exists.

  179. Americano!

    *shoots cannon at Saipan*

  180. These kitchen cabinets look cheap.

    http://tinyurl.com/yk3xvxf

    Their Daddies must be sssooooooo proud!!!

  181. Nobel Peace Prize winning camel.

    http://tinyurl.com/yzya2eo

  182. I don’t think that guy is really the Fire Marshal.

    http://tinyurl.com/y94vpyv

  183. call your utility company yet?

    Nah, they just read meters. Unless a main is broken they’ll tell me to call a plumber. We’re gonna shower tonight and I’ll cut the main off at the meter until I can get someone out.

  184. Cuffy, you and I are twins! We’re water sympatico!
    Check out my new post.

  185. Man, Matt Groening looks like shit.

  186. Man, Matt Groening looks like shit.

    DUDE! STFU!!!

    DVRing it…..

  187. HAhaHAHAHAhaHAfuckoffwiser!

  188. Hahahahahaha. Matt Groening looks like a flabby smelly hippie.

    He needs neck lipo like a motherfucker. Seriously.

    If you got caught out in a blizzard on Hoth, you could slice open his gobbler and crawl in like he was a fucking ton-ton.

  189. I’m one of those jerks that stopped watching the Simpsons about 10 years ago. Used to be a huge fan.

  190. It definitely peaked a while ago. Before they decided that it needed a political stance.

  191. Matt Groening looks like a flabby smelly hippie.

    He always was. Now he’s just a rich flabby smelly hippie. The worst kind.

  192. Is that that fucking lying scumbag Morgan Spurlock in the Simpson’s show?

    I hate the fucking douchebag. He’s a less-talented, but more obnoxious version of Michael Moore.

  193. I sure hope that’s a fucking hat.

    http://tinyurl.com/3b5cg8

  194. I sure hope that’s a fucking hat.

    Heh. He looks like Herb Tarlek.

  195. Heh. He looks like Herb Tarlek.

    Hahahaha. Yeah it does.

    My girlfriend.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhhx3fh

  196. You son of biscuit-eating bulldog!!!

    Hahahahaha. I love that commercial.

  197. My girlfriend.

    She got much hotter as the show progressed. And while Jennifer was Barbie-doll hot, Bailey was totally-getable hot

  198. And while Jennifer was Barbie-doll hot, Bailey was totally-getable hot.

    Hahahaha. Agreed. I would have liked to marry them both at the same time.

  199. Spank!

    http://tinyurl.com/yc5mwbj

    If the Republican party fucks this election year up, they will cease to exist.

  200. Heath Klondike Bars are incredible


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