Because it rained yesterday, it’s rainin’ today, and blimey if it don’t look like rain again tomorrer.
I could stand a day at the beach in Australia.
It’s not raining here either. Looks like a dandy day for a boat trip.
I hear Argentina is lovely this time of year.
Screw Disney World. I’m going to Lumberjack Days this year.
Like a wild ass in the desert go forth and have a Happy Hump Day.
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YUMMY! Great job as usual Jewstin!!!!!
OWNED!
Jewstin lurvs me.
I think #3 is Jewstin’s (IYKWIMAITTYD) but #4 is all mine.
Back off bitches.
First guy to post, because I’m comfortable in my masculinity.
First guy to post, because I’m comfortable in my masculinity.
You just commented before xbrad because you finished jacking off to the HHD guys first.
First guy to post, because I’m comfortable in my masculinity.
I think the key is to find something masculine to comment on…like the last guy’s chopping technique.
Uh, I was having a smoke and a cup of coffee.
Really.
You just commented before
xbradme becauseyou finished jacking off to the HHD guys firstI was still wanking to your PoL pic, Jazz.I knew what you meant, wiser.
You just commented before xbrad because you finished jacking off to the HHD guys first.
Said the owner of the man-sized rubber-fist, nicknamed “Daddy’s Fingers.”
Hippy barthday BiW!
Uh, I was having a smoke and a cup of coffee.
Really.
And we all know that that Dino style of holding the drink and the ciggie in one hand is difficult to master.
And to think. Your mother and I never thought you’d amount to anything.
I knew what you meant, wiser.
Oooooooh, swing and a miss. Nice try though, Jizz.
Said the owner of the man-sized rubber-fist, nicknamed “Daddy’s Fingers.”
It’s not mine anymore….. (Thank you, Secret Santa concept.)
many happy returns of the day, Blackie.
ZOMG!
Dibs on Bachelor #3!!
He’s not too young for me, so just shut your whore mouth.
Happy Birthday, BiW!
Oooooooh, swing and a miss. Nice try though, Jizz.
Nice Phil Jones imitation! Your petulant lamentation and lame protestation tell me it was a home run, though. Wanna play poker?
Cyn, you can have him. But when he seems disinterested, don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
Happy birthday, BiW!
I got you a little something:
http://bacn.me/eq7
(The outfit, not the girl)
Teh Onederboy’s speech didn’t go over too well with anyone — http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/12/almost_everyone_hated_obamas_a.html
Happy Birthday BiW!
Hope you get some nice goodies today.
Wanna play poker?
Considering your’e amazingly shallow and erroneous interpretation of my comment, why, I’d be happy to sit at a table across from you and take all of your money.
BiW gets all the good presents.
Happy B-day.
(The outfit, not the girl)
So, I get the girl?
Plz….
So, I get the girl?
Plz….
Sure, she’s all yours. Just so you know, she wears the cameo to hide her adam’s apple.
From Lauraw’s link:
• Mattew Yglesias found it “oddly weak on the feasibility point and instead lead [sic] into the weird kinda sorta promise….
They felt the need to put [sic] into Yglasias’ comment, thereby showing how teh smart they are, but in quoting him, they misspelled his name.
Simply precious.
mesa, the blank and “uh” comments last night were pretty funny and inspired funny. I got a real chuckle out of that biz.
Were you actually trying to say something? What happened there?
So, I get the girl?
She’s done Hef. The poor girl obviously has no sense of smell, sight or shame. I’m sure she would have no problem tossing you a b-day bj.
Considering your’e amazingly shallow and erroneous interpretation of my comment, why, I’d be happy to sit at a table across from you and take all of your money.
It’ll be a short game, then. I have no money this month. I tried selling my love, but there’re no takers, and I’m in the red for advertising.
The poor girl obviously has no sense of smell, sight or shame. I’m sure she would have no problem tossing you a b-day bj.
Another proud alumna of “The Anna Nicole Smith Finishing School for Gold Diggers.”
Aaaand, doesn’t that pic remind you of sohita’s avatar?
Oneeder?
There is going to be a two night movie on Scy-fy called Alice I can’t wait to watch it
What happened there?
Hit post instead of refresh and decided to make fun of myself.
Oneder
1-der
Cyn, you can have him. But when he seems disinterested, don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
Yes, I noted that certain something in his eyes too Car in. I have a plan for that: handcuffs and food.
I claim #2
happy B-Day, BiW.
Hit post instead of refresh and decided to make fun of myself.
Well, it was funny, and I really got a charge out of the other commenters who played along. I actually laughed out loud and was patting myself on the back for actually knowing you.
I kinda like #2 too, Sohos. Wanna swap ‘em after a while?
actually actually actually, ya know?
bbl
You guys can swap all you want. JUst stay away from my redhead.
Yeah, I have that effect on folks.
Yeah, I have that effect on folks.
How’re things going in the promised land, mesa? Feeling like you’re making any forward progress?
Congrats on not dying for another year, BiW.
You sure you don’t want in Car in? They all have kinda reddish hair–HEY! We could mail them to each other like secret santas. Just have to make sure to get the right amount of chloroform and rohypnol before we ship ‘em.
Wanna swap ‘em after a while?
YEP
Nope, he’s all yours. ” Reddish” isn’t good enough.
December can kiss my ass.
Looks like that first poor bastard must’ve passed out in a gutter and gotten tagged by a bunch of
fuckin’ punksstreet artists with spray paint cans.Jazz, pretty good.
May have a big step forward in the next few days. Fingers crossed.
This YEAR can kiss my ass
December can kiss my ass.
Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Wednesdays…….
jus’ call me “this year.”
I’ve got a nice long list of those who can kiss my ass.
December can kiss my ass
Isn’t there someone else that’s suppose to do that?
Actually, I’m a hater of December, too. Mean fucking winter is coming.
jus’ call me “this year.”
She’s gonna let “This YEAR” kiss her ass. “this year” has to kiss count’s.
Lauraws stupid dog tried to herd me this morning and I ended up kicking a door frame. The result was not good. My foot was pointing north and my little toe was pointing west.
And, for the record, I’d rather kick somebody’s ass, then have them kiss mine. Just a preference…
“stupid dog” and “I ended up kicking a door frame“?
Missplaced adjective there? Who kicked a solid object?
Just had birfday pie and coffee. The sugar coma will now commenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*sputter* Huh? What?
*wipes drool from keyboard*
Could someone please explain the header pic to a clueless moron?
*wipes drool from keyboard*
And how is that not an everyday event?
Happy Birthday, sir!
Hotspur, the man and women are that couple that crashed the White House dinner the other day – photoshopped into was is meant to be the speech crowd from last night, I believe.
Thank you very much, agile dog. No wonder I needed it explained, I have paid that story the same attention as the Tiger Woods story, which would mean zero.
Hotspur. I have a VERY IMPORTANT post regarding the Tiger Woods story.
Should put it all into perspective for you.
OK. Back from the pool. The water was very nice. But the spa was nicer. And there was no one there, so I could pass gas to my heart’s content.
Scott’s new Delta Tau Chi pledge name is “Compass Toe”
Holy crap, Jewstin knows how to pick um!! I’m not into tats much but that first guy’s face is a winner.
Oh, and who the hell did they think they were talking to, ACORN workers?
“Just minutes before the president took the stage inside Eisenhower Hall, the gathered cadets were asked to respond “enthusiastically” to the speech. But it didn’t help: The soldiers’ reception was cool.”
Where did you get that from, Mare?
BIW, what kind of pie (and I’m glad that’s what I made for you)!
And there was no one there, so I could pass gas to my heart’s content.
I doubt anyone’s presence ever stopped you before, xbrad bublemaker.
Oh, and who the hell did they think they were talking to, ACORN workers?
Can you imagine the angry, pathetic whining of the left and the media (BIRM) if they had learned that the cadets were told the same thing prior to Bush speaking?
My foot was pointing north and my little toe was pointing west.
Did lauraw laugh? Why do I get the feeling she laughed?
Sorry, Carin….Weasel Zippers:
http://tinyurl.com/y9ogkpt
If there were any way to put a link at the top of the comments to skip to the latest comment, it would save me a great deal of scrolling on my iPhone.
Is that too much to ask for?
“Can you imagine the angry, pathetic whining of the left and the media (BIRM) if they had learned that the cadets were told the same thing prior to Bush speaking?”
Absolutely.
Someone here already said it, that Matthews was particularly pissed because the troops in general and the Academies in particular loved Bush. When I did the HHD on the Academies I found tons of pictures of President Bush and the cadets/midshipmen having genuine contact with the President.
“When I did the HHD on the Academies”
linky?
Hotspur, I tried that, no luck.
These are just a couple of examples. My HHD had a couple of good ones too.
http://tinyurl.com/y8ojljw
http://tinyurl.com/yekevwc
Can you shrink the text to where the comments thingy on the right shows up?
…iPhone.
Is that too much to ask for?
Yes.
Fin.
Serves you right.
In std view it still formats to the bottom of the screen (which is odd because IB doesn’t, I blame wiser and wiserbud). In “mobile” view you can skip to comments but you still have to start at the top.
HotSupper,
Clink on the top recent comment. Should take you right to the last comments in that thread.
Can you shrink the text to where the comments thingy on the right shows up?
Scott, hit CTRL – (minus). That should make the text smaller
In std view it still formats to the bottom of the screen (which is odd because IB doesn’t, I blame wiser and wiserbud).
stop trying to read H2 while driving.
which is odd because IB doesn’t
Different theme.
Hotspur:
http://tinyurl.com/ybej5dt
>> Different theme.
A hundred jokes lie dead beside the road.
I’ve never understood tears of rage until now.
http://tinyurl.com/ylxdvh9
My foot was pointing north and my little toe was pointing west.
Did lauraw laugh? Why do I get the feeling she laughed?
Good God, no! I love my sweetie.
Now, if it had happened to you…
BTW, by virtue of my profession, I understand what’s happening and why (procedurally). It still sickens me.
stop trying to read H2 while driving.
Unless you have one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/ydfxsap
Went home for lunch, nuthin but hoops on Sportscenter, so I went to FNC and caught a little of the latest Gibbs press briefing. It’s the first WH press briefing I’ve sat through during the current administration. I have the following observations:
OMG!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS HELEN THOMAS STILL ALIVE????!!!! I have never been to an open casket funeral and seen a corpse that looked half as dead as Helen Thomas does. And her questions come so far from left field that it even makes Gibbs appear to be a neocon. She kept hammering Gibbs for using 9/11 as an excuse for warmongering in Astan. I almost started feeling sorry for the goober. Almost. How do people get to be that fucking delusional and still hold a job? Why does the rest of the press continue to act as if Empress Helen is actually wearing clothes?
Needless to say it was a real eye opener for someone like me who routinely ignores the MSM and its cozy relationship with the Obama WH.
Why does the little toe hurt so much when it’s rammed into something? Or chopped off?
Of sawed with a hack saw? Strange.
…and folds the flag at dusk each day in a three-corner military fashion.
Stupid fucking reporter! That’s the ONLY fashion for folding the US flag (and incidently, ONLY the US flag, not state flags or other nations, or your yacht club’s flag).
I’ve never understood tears of rage until now.
Homeowner Associations in retirement villages can be a royal pain in the ass. Everyone must conform. What a crock of shit.
This particular one should be ashamed of themselves.
I have never been to an open casket funeral and seen a corpse that looked half as dead as Helen Thomas does.
Good thing I’m too tired to laugh or I’d have spit Gatorade all over my monitor.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html
Good God, no! I love my sweetie.
I was just teasing. I really didn’t figure you’d laugh at his pain.
Now, if it had happened to you…
Touché.
Comment by Eddie The Bear on December 2, 2009 2:58 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html
They interviewed 20 heterosexual men. Pretty fucking small sample.
A few years ago, I thought they were doing a movie about Helen, with Annette Bening playing Helen.
LOL
How the hell do you make this:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/402139/annette_benning1.jpg
look like this:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/402139/800px-Gerald_Ford_and_Helen_Thomas_-_USNWR.jpg
I never learned if the finished the thing.
This particular one should be ashamed of themselves.
I hate them with the nuclear fury of 10,000 supernovae. Fucking pieces of shit. The man belongs to THE most exclusive group of heroes our nation has – he has carte blanche to do whatever makes him happy, in my book. And if he wants to celebrate the country to whom he’s a hero, fuck their stupid HOA. I hope people donate and volunteer to mount a massive legal imbroglio against the HOA. It’s rare that I advocate lawfare, but this is eminently deserving. Were I a VA attorney, I would certainly volunteer my time.
Magically delicious……….as usual.
So glad Jewstin takes over this. I couldn’t stand the ghey pron sites anymore.
I spent waaaay too much money.
Good God, no! I love my sweetie.
We weren’t talking about the dog! Did you laugh at Scott?
Hey, y’all!! I played golf in 40F temps with rain today. I’m a frigging idiot! Oh, and I shot an 80.
seriously though, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live someplace with a homeowner’s association. Waaay too restrictive for my tastes.
Why, where I live, it’s great, not a homeowner’s association for miles.
You can park 3,000 rusty cars in your front yard and Uncle Hank’s trailer and no one can say a word.
My parents neighbors put a horse corral right near my parent’s driveway…..the flies are awesome!! Anytime I go there, I get about 4 flies in my car as soon as I open my door and the best part? All those fly snacks that come inside the house and land on the food. barack hussein obama mmmm, mmmm, mmmm those are delicious.
“Screw Disney World. I’m going to Lumberjack Days this year.”
hahahahahahahaha……Good one, Jewstin.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html
What a crock! Okay, so who hasn’t seen it at some point in their life? But to infer that all men consume it is bullshit.
And to say that it doesn’t demean women is even more bullshit.
Generally, I have had GOOD experiences with the home owners associations keeping things looking great. It’s when they operate outside of common sense and needlessly try to micro manage lives, that’s when I go ballistic on their asses. I’ve won every time.
An American flag is NOT an eyesore. A rusty truck is.
I call bullshit too, Hotspur!
Oh, and I shot an 80.
Didn’t play the back 9, huh?
A rusty truck is.
That was kinda my point. My hometown is a hellhole because of no restrictions whatsoever.
Our town probably has the largest homeless population in all of San Diego County, or we’re tied with El Cajon. In fact, it’s where Elizabeth Smart’s captors kept her hidden successfully for a good amount of time. Just another group of freaks hanging out at the park.
Actually what’s wrong with this whole vet/flag thing is there’s no rule specifically prohibiting a flag, they just decided to make one up.
nice
What a crock! Okay, so who hasn’t seen it at some point in their life? But to infer that all men consume it is bullshit.
As PG pointed out, they have a sample size of 20 college-aged men. Worthless sample.
Just in case anyone is interested in my thoughts on the President’s address last night:
http://tinyurl.com/yzvx6t7
Our HOA is quite reasonable. Not only is flying the US flag allowed, it’s encouraged. Additionally, on national holidays, the HOA puts small flags throughout the development.
If you read the article, the HOA doesn’t prohibit flying the flag. They have a clause that provides for flag brackets on houses, etc. We have that in our HOA. What the HOA rejected was his flagpole.
AD, I think he played the back 9, it’s not much further than just walking back to the car.
http://tinyurl.com/ycs6aro
That was kinda my point. My hometown is a hellhole because of no restrictions whatsoever.
Oh, and you would prefer row upon row of nice, neat, sterile yards, with 1.5 kids playing on yards mowed within 14 days, with only sedans, coupes and minivans in the driveways (daytime only – at night they MUST be parked in the garage)? Sorry, but HOA folks become nothing more than power-hungry little busy-bodies. Nether extreme is good, but one is freedom, and one isn’t.
Actually what’s wrong with this whole vet/flag thing is there’s no rule specifically prohibiting a flag, they just decided to make one up.
I agree, and that’s one reason it may not be enforceable – it gives the appearance of being an abritrary and capricious decision. It could make could make for good fun in litigation.
Another issue I have with the article is the headline: “Henrico Medal of Honor winner, 90, ordered to remove flagpole.”
You don’t fucking “win” the Medal of Honor. It’s not a goddam contest. Recipients earn the Medal of Honor. They are awarded the Medal of Honor. They are recipients of the Medal of Honor. They’re NOT effing “winners.” Jiminy Christmas on a blue bike, ignorance pisses me off.
One other thing, OT (but I’m on an anti-media bender, anyway) – criminal defendants are not found “Not Guilty,” either. They’re presumed not guilty throughout their trials, and they are acquitted if the charges aren’t proven satisfactorily, but they are never, ever, ever “found ‘Not Guilty’”.
Sorry for the rant.
AD, I think he played the back 9,
Best part about playing the back nine is that you get the chance for a free game if you can put your ball in the clown’s mouth.
And putting his balls in some clown’s mouth is one of the things that MCPO does best.
Based on my commentary and mood of the past six weeks or so, I’m starting to feel like H2′s own wet diaper – always pissy. Don’t mind me. I’m just an old crank.
PJM, sorry, I knew what you meant.
“Why, where I live, it’s great, not a homeowner’s association for miles.
You can park 3,000 rusty cars in your front yard and Uncle Hank’s trailer and no one can say a word.”
I thought that was pretty funny and agree, crap can get out of hand fast.
You don’t fucking “win” the Medal of Honor. It’s not a goddam contest. Recipients earn the Medal of Honor. They are awarded the Medal of Honor. They are recipients of the Medal of Honor. They’re NOT effing “winners.” Jiminy Christmas on a blue bike, ignorance pisses me off.
Can’t believe I missed that, as it is a major pet peeve of mine as well.
“Oh, and you would prefer row upon row of nice, neat, sterile yards, with 1.5 kids playing on yards mowed within 14 days, with only sedans, coupes and minivans in the driveways (daytime only – at night they MUST be parked in the garage)?”
Yeah, I would prefer that.
Wiser, you’ve got it backwards. MCPO is used to some clown putting it’s balls in MCPO’s mouth.
I’m generally OK with HOAs. Freedom of association and all that. But two things:
1. The boards are ALWAYS composed of a bunch of busybodies with nothing better to do who become drunk on the tiniest bit of power.
2. In parts of SoCal, there’s no option for housing outside of an HOA. Every single home in Irvine is part of at least one, and usually two separate HOAs. Each neighborhood has its own HOA, and then each development inside that neighborhood has an HOA. Both charge fees, and both have CCRs. It’s a flaming pain.
xbrad’s wasted.
If you read the article, the HOA doesn’t prohibit flying the flag. They have a clause that provides for flag brackets on houses, etc.
I already said that jackhole!
Oh, and you would prefer row upon row of nice, neat, sterile yards, with 1.5 kids playing on yards mowed within 14 days, with only sedans, coupes and minivans in the driveways
I didn’t say that. I personally have never bought a home where there is a HOA (I’ve owned 6 homes in various states and cities) and that’s why my parents don’t complain about the horses…….they knew where they bought their home. I’m all about personal responsibility, just sucks other people aren’t.
I can see the best of both worlds. Some people prefer row upon row of neat sterile yards and that’s fine for them, but if you move where there’s a HOA, don’t complain. Difference with him is they arbitrarily decided no flags. If you move where there’s NO HOA, don’t complain.
They built a little housing community next to an egg ranch out here and people fought to have the egg ranch removed because of the smell. WTF?!?!?! There’s no way you didn’t see that egg ranch that had been there for over 50 years when you took your home tour, there’s no way you didn’t smell that egg ranch smell. STFU whiners
Hey, Chief – I was telling someone a little about you the other day (an Army vet), and I mentioned that I pretty much only know you by rank, which inspired me to research exactly what “MCPO” means – not word-wise, but rank- and accomplishment-wise. I was – for lack of a better word – stunned both at your accomplishment and my own cluelessness (ignorance – GAH! I am the object of my own disdain!). Not trying to embarrass you or anything, but I . . . I don’t know. I’m a bit star-struck, I guess. Don’t expect me to be nicer or anything, though. I’m not gonna be your bitchboy or anything just because you’re a badass.
PJ, your eggranch/development story is the same thing facing every Naval Air Station in the US. They’ve been there since the beginning of WWII, but now the neighbors complain about the noise. Stupid fucks.
Yeah, I would prefer that.
You are insane.
I like that about you.
Not only could i not stand to live in the strile type of environment described above, they wouldn’t have me, because I would go out of my way to break the rules constantly.
stunned both at your accomplishment and your
my owncluelessnessdon’t want mcpo getting a big head do we?
Yeah, I would prefer that.
Here you go:
http://wps.prenhall.com/wps/media/objects/1067/1093084/subdivisions.jpg
“I already said that jackhole!”
hhahahahahahahaha….I love that expression.
“STFU whiners”
YEAH…LOSERS!
There are two ranks of general enlisted man dickheadedness in the Navy:
PO2 and SCPO
MCPOs are squared away cool dudes.
Don’t expect me to be nicer or anything, though. I’m not gonna be your bitchboy or anything just because you’re a badass.
While you’re jacking your jaws at that rate, you could have poured me a drink!
Here you go:
http://wps.prenhall.com/wps/media/objects/1067/1093084/subdivisions.jpg
I’ve purchased two homes in an area that looked like that, neither of them had HOA or CCR’s.
One was in AZ where all the homes look like that.
Where is that? I’ll move there. Except that the houses are close together, I’m game.
They built a little housing community next to an egg ranch out here and people fought to have the egg ranch removed because of the smell. WTF?!?!?! There’s no way you didn’t see that egg ranch that had been there for over 50 years when you took your home tour, there’s no way you didn’t smell that egg ranch smell. STFU whiners
In parts of the country with sane zoning and land use regulation, the proper response is “You came to the nuisance, so tough rocks. Breathe deep and enjoy the air, Baby.”
However, Californistan, and much of the left coast does not recognize the coming to the nuisance doctrine, thus making it likely that a court will consider their complaint. Yea Hadacheck!
We recently had a Muslim family move into the house next door. They hate dogs. When they were first looking at the house, our dog was outside, playing with the kids. The wife was petrified. They bought the house anyway.
They said something one time about our dog being outside. (we have an invisible fenbce, so the just stays in the yard and barks occasionally.) We nicely told them that they knew the dog was there when they bought the house, so they should probably get used to it. The dog is not going anywhere and we will not keep him in the house just to make them happy.
End of discussion.
The husband and I get along just fine now.
Oh, and you would prefer row upon row of nice, neat, sterile yards, with 1.5 kids playing on yards mowed within 14 days, with only sedans, coupes and minivans in the driveways
Like this?
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/402139/MyHouse.jpg
hhahahahahahahaha….I love that expression.
Me too, mare. I got a chuckle out of it as well. A combo of Jackass and asshole.
Kind of like Dumbfuck and fuckface = dumbface. It takes the curse word out, but the message is still very much implied.
Having a car, a house, or anything else the same as others doesn’t mean anything to me. I’m as different as anyone I know, so are my children and so is my husband. We rely on character and actually having a personality to be different.
Jazz – My actual retired rate is FORCM(AW/SW). Figure that one out!
HOOOAH! Found a great Secret Santa gift.
Who knew you could get dry ice for this sort of thing?
Not me.
Not me.
I like the way it turned out, Wiser. I was actually expecting a story of how they got a lawyer and it went south from there.
They said something one time about our dog being outside. (we have an invisible fenbce, so the just stays in the yard and barks occasionally.) We nicely told them that they knew the dog was there when they bought the house, so they should probably get used to it. The dog is not going anywhere and we will not keep him in the house just to make them happy.
End of dicsussion.
The husband and I get along just fine now.
Until another muslim moves in. Then you will have the choice to submit, or die, Infidel.
Dave, you seem to know about this sort of thing. What could one use to cover the aroma of $20 worth of marijuana?
don’t want mcpo getting a big head do we?
With what I learned, I think he’s deserving. Today. Tomorrow he goes back to being a bonehead.
Having a car, a house, or anything else the same as others doesn’t mean anything to me.
Telling me I can’t park my car in my driveway at night is a little more intrusive than just having all the houses the same. This is not about personal expression. It’s about personal freedom and personal property.
Now, if I was leaving a wreck in my driveway for years ata time, I can understand that being a problem. But some of these HOAs go way, way, way too far.
” A combo of Jackass and asshole.”
Two of my favorite slurs…..hahahahahahahahahaha
PJM, I think we are in agreement. I would never live where there is a HOA – it feels counter to what I expect for the rights of home ownership.
A primary question would be which came first? His ownership of that house, or that HOA? If he lived there before, and they established around him, fuck them. If he moved into the house when the HOA was already in place, I’m sad for him, but he’s SOL.
Same with your egg ranch story. It was there first. To the newcomers: Sucks to you! Andy pointed out the same kind of thing with homeowners down by Old Ironsides in Boston – too loud, especially the daily cannon fire. Unh, didn’t you notice the big ship with sails and stuff when you were driving around the neighborhood looking for a place?
Force Master Chief (Aviation & Surface Warfare)?
Or something like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN3rN59GlWw
>> What could one use to cover the aroma of $20 worth of marijuana?
I don’t know what it’s called, but Wiserbud’s aftershave would work.
Jazz – My actual retired rate is FORCM(AW/SW). Figure that one out!
Homework??? Dammit! Okay. I’m going to try to figure it out. And don’t clue me in unless I axe for help.
Hotspur – You got it!
However, Californistan, and much of the left coast does not recognize the coming to the nuisance doctrine, thus making it likely that a court will consider their complaint
Fortunately, they were SOL. The court rejected their complaints. We’re not a city, we’re a conservative, white trash, redneck town.We pretty much told those people to eff off, however, the guy who owned the ranch, also happened to pretty much run the town council died about a month or two ago, so it’ll be interesting to see what happens. I hope the sons continue running it just to stick their thumb in the homeowner’s eyes.
This is a positive article about it, apparently they didn’t interview the complainers.
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2001/dec/13/lakeside-chickens-make-good-neighbors/
Has anyone here mentioned that Roseanne Barr is now publicly supporting ACORN? Has anyone seen this?
Wiser, chill!
They do go too far. That’s why I said I fight them and I’ve won.
Too many neighborhoods look third world to me.
Hey, asshole, how many pieces of rusty metal in your yard do you really need?
(I’m not talking to you, Wiser)
The husband and I get along just fine now.
He’s planning to cut off your head, you know.
Unh, didn’t you notice the big ship with sails and stuff when you were driving around the neighborhood looking for a place?
What? I can’t hear you, there’s a cannon going off right now.
“A primary question would be which came first? His ownership of that house, or that HOA? If he lived there before, and they established around him, fuck them. If he moved into the house when the HOA was already in place, I’m sad for him, but he’s SOL.”
Bingo!
Has anyone here mentioned that Roseanne Barr is now publicly supporting ACORN? Has anyone seen this?
I know where she can shove that ACORN!
“He’s planning to cut off your head, you know.”
hahahahahahahaha……I hope he doesn’t kill wiser, I like him.
“I know where she can shove that ACORN!”
SICKO!!
A cute joke I was just emailed:
A new priest, born and raised in Texas is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, ‘Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like ‘yes, I see,’ and ‘yes, go on,’and’ I understand.’
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with his hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says, ‘Now, don’t you think that’s a little better than slapping your knee and saying, ‘No shit…what happened next?’
http://tinyurl.com/4gjjpd
He’s planning to cut off your head, you know.
I’ll sic my dog on him.
Chief, is “Force Master Chief” different than “Command Master Chief”?
Now, on the other hand, while I’m driving through the country and see crap on a farm or large piece of property I think it’s kind of charming.
Has anyone here mentioned that Roseanne Barr is now publicly supporting ACORN?
Does anyone really care what she says or does anymore?
Maybe she can give us her opinion on Adam Lambert next.
hahahahahahahaha……I hope he doesn’t kill wiser, I like him.
see, it’s just that kind of ass-kissing that takes the wind right out of my sails.
You still gimpy, Gimpy?
“http://tinyurl.com/4gjjpd”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
great joke!
Now, on the other hand, while I’m driving through the country and see crap on a farm or large piece of property I think it’s kind of charming.
That’s just the thing, it all depends. I hate to be so one way or the other. I enjoyed my little track home neighborhood in AZ, all the neighbors sitting in each other’s driveway on Halloween around a fire shooting the breeze waiting for the kids to show up.
I also enjoy where I’m at now, not a single trick or treater and barely any neighbors. Only where I’m squatting, everyone thinks they’re hot stuff, so they wouldn’t be caught dead with junk in their yard.
I really think someone should default on their home in La Jolla and let us live there. This is all so selfish. Did anyone consider that maybe I’d like to squat in La Jolla? Huh? HUH?
getting better cozmo I have this hell brace I have to wear all the time but I am getting around pretty good. I am constantly doing rehab stuff and my physical therapist whips my ass. (Which I like) I go back to the DR. next Friday and I am hoping he gives me a more functional brace. I am excited that I finally got my jeans on over it. I was sick of wearing sweat pants. (slobby)
Yes, PJM, I’ve lived in both too and liked them both.
I am actually getting a hankering to live on a farm. Some property somewhere, taking care of a few chickens, a big dog and a goatse or two.
I am constantly doing rehab stuff and my physical therapist whips my ass. (Which I like)
Sohos and her physical therapist
“see, it’s just that kind of ass-kissing that takes the wind right out of my sails.”
As Rosetta would say, “I know what you like!”
I would love to have your junk ass as a neighbor.
Chief, is “Force Master Chief” different than “Command Master Chief”?
Yes, I had 127 Command Master Chiefs under my purview.
PJM, has that picture bookmarked.
Hey, asshole, how many pieces of rusty metal in your yard do you really need?
(I’m not talking to you, Wiser)
You talking to me? Cause if you count spent shell casings and rounds, I’d say several hundred. Why do you ask?
I am actually getting a hankering to live on a farm. Some property somewhere, taking care of a few chickens, a big dog and a goatse or two.
That doesn’t sound like HI, Mare. Do you like it there? Do you want to stay? I’ve had a few friends move there and then come back. The biggest deal for them was the inability to just drive somewhere different. On the continent, we can go to Indy or Chicago or Mackinac Island or wherever when we get bored, and being stuck in just a small area not able to just bolt might be a little too restrictive for me – I know it was for my friends. But, obviously, some people love it, too. Just wondering where you fall.
mare to husband:
“MR. MARE, CALL THE POLICE, WISER’S PASSED OUTSIDE NAKED AGAIN!!
Mr. Mare’s response:
“I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT BUT TELL HIM TO MOW HIS LAWN!”
a big dog and a goatse or two
Does anyone need more than one goatse?
I am actually getting a hankering to live on a farm. Some property somewhere, taking care of a few chickens, a big dog and a goatse or two.
I’ve got the chickens, I want a dog and am toying with the idea of at least one goatse, but PJD isn’t cooperating. I mean, come on, I’m sure it hurts at first, but after a while, I bet he’d get used to it.
I meant, it’d hurt financially owning that many pets. That’s all I meant.
That doesn’t sound like HI, Mare
I know a few people with farms in HI.
Jazz, I’m planning on moving back to the mainland when my youngest daughter graduates, which will be this year. We want to be closer to them (my other daughter is in San Diego). We are considering Texas. We love it here (today is spectacular by the way) but it’s a loooooooog plane ride. And the older I get, the harder it becomes.
Yes, I had 127 Command Master Chiefs under my purview.
Well shut my fuckin’ trap. No shit. Okay, you get an extra day of reprieve from my shit just on the basis of that, and my extreme ig-nents on the matter. And I’ma be bragging that I have even tangential association with you. Sincerely, it’s a privilege. Again, I’m not trying to embarrass you or be sycophantic. It’s just really, really cool to learn all this about you. Your accomplishments are tremendously impressive.
/Not looking for a response – feel free to let the subject drop.
Well shut my fuckin’ trap. No shit. Okay, you get an extra day of reprieve from my shit just on the basis of that, and my extreme ig-nents on the matter
I think I just threw up a lot in my mouth.
I would love to have your junk ass as a neighbor.
The Hostages Community Theatre presents:
Wiserbud looks for a house in Mare’s neighborhood
wiserbud: “Well, this looks like the perfect spot to put my telescope.”
realtor: “Oh, are you a stargazer?”
wiserbud: ” A ‘what’-gazer?”
fin
Not looking for a response – feel free to let the subject drop.
Just like certain parts of your body. Sucks being old.
Does anyone need more than one goatse?
Depends on how much shit you have to pack.
I think I just threw up a lot in my mouth.
Creamy or chunky?
today is spectacular by the way
* whispers “Bitch”
Just like certain parts of your body
Eheheheheheh!
And what PJ said, Jazz. Cut the fucking ass kissing bullshit. There will be none of that around here. You want to suck c3po’s tiny master chief, take it off line pal.
Creamy or chunky?
condensed
“* whispers “Bitch””
hahahahahaha….yeah, that sounds pretty gloaty. But honestly, It’s one of those days, light breeze, no clouds, calm water and general clear atmosphere that makes you happy to be alive.
Jazz obviously hasn’t looked at MCPO’s FB photo lately. Have you seen how big that noggin is? Why it looks like the balloon that boy in Colorado was supposed to be riding in……try not to make it bigger please.
Does anyone know where the original header picture comes from? I’d like to see it pre-photoshopped.
hahahahahaha….yeah, that sounds pretty gloaty. But honestly, It’s one of those days, light breeze, no clouds, calm water and general clear atmosphere that makes you happy to be alive
Hey!! that’s how it is here where I live. It’s awesome. And yet I can’t explain why I’m in the house with the blinds drawn chatting here.
God help me.
Those young men are way too young for your cougaring tookus, mare.
They’re more wiserspud’s speed.
Hello.
Does anyone know where the original header picture comes from? I’d like to see it pre-photoshopped.
I’ll bet sohos could tell you, her man did the photoshop.
Everyone in PJM’s POL picture has a nice chest.
Hello.
And just what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?
And yet I can’t explain why I’m in the house with the blinds drawn chatting here.
Because it’s the only time you get to spend with me, duh!
Just greeting all of you hosefuckers.
Everyone in PJM’s POL picture has a nice chest.
Where the hee haw heck did that comment come from?
All I can see is that my hair is messed up and my double chin. I’m glad your focus was elsewhere.
Hello.
STFU!
Just greeting all of you hosefuckers.
Hahahaha! Much better, dick counter.
Cut the fucking ass kissing bullshit. There will be none of that around here. You want to suck c3po’s tiny master chief, take it off line pal.
Compos- I bathe in your jealousy. It’s like Calgon bath oil Beads. . . except for the smell of vinegar and fail.
Hello.
What an asshole
I bathe in your jealousy. It’s like Calgon
bath oilAnal Beads.fixt
Hello
Sycophantic douche guzzler!
Chief, your past called. It wants the negative to this photo.
http://tinyurl.com/yg463o6
Hello
What the sex act is this feces?
All I can see is that my hair is messed up and my double chin.
It’s probably going to shock you, but there is another woman in that picture too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that was hideous compost
*saves in document files for later
I hate being schicked.
All I can see is that my hair is messed up and my double chin. I’m glad your focus was elsewhere.
I know it was Mare that made the original comment, but PJM, your comment explains why men and women actually “peacefully coexist”.
I hate being schicked.
Trust me, I do too. That’s all wiserbud tried to do to me and my sister when we met him.
And what PJ said, Jazz. Cut the fucking ass kissing bullshit. There will be none of that around here. You want to suck c3po’s tiny master chief, take it off line pal.
If you were cool, I’d give you props, too. Unfortunately, you think a sack race is a ring that your nuts sit in, so it’s not likely to happen.
I hate being schicked.
What about gilletted?
“Hey!! that’s how it is here where I live. It’s awesome. And yet I can’t explain why I’m in the house with the blinds drawn chatting here.”
Except for the blinds part you were reading my mind. I’m heading out to this little beach near us to go read. See you later, suckers!
Hi, Cuffers!
Ace’s Tiger Woods headline is hilarious.
I like being shicked, but you’re right, getting schicked sucks.
Except for the blinds part you were reading my mind. I’m heading out to this little beach near us to go read. See you later, suckers!
Have fun mare.
I have my blinds drawn because my former renter neighbor’s trashed the house and so the landlords have had people over everyday repairing it and their house is higher than ours and they can see right inside my house and it creeps me out, I wonder how long I could make this sentence if I actually tried.
By Mare! Have fun reading Backdoor Barbie Q on teh beach!
By. Bye. Buy. Bi?
compos is a Backstreet Boy?
can’t really say I’m surprised.
Miss American Pie
wiser and I both got a song stuck in our heads
Someone mentioned MCPO’s pol picture. As I was scrolling through I noticed the breasteses.
What is shicked?
I have my blinds drawn because …
And I thought it was because of the old saying “Do it with the blinds closed, and wash your hands afterwards….”
What is shicked?!
a typo we’re making fun of
I wonder how long I could make this sentence if I actually tried.
Joan posted a 500 word sentence at her blog (it was a challenge). I gave up after about forty. I just couldn’t stay interested, and I don’t mean that as a reflection on Joan’s writing. I don’t think anyone can write that many words in one sentence well. I translated parts of Caesar’s Gallic Wars when I was younger, and Caesar tried, too – he couldn’t make it work, either.
That’s all wiserbud tried to do to me and my sister when we met him.
That’s not all.
That was inartful. Perhaps I should have said that I don’t think anyone could write 500 words better, but it’s still a difficult read.
That’s not all.
Well, I can’t remember much after I had a sip of my first drink. Guess I shouldn’t have said, “all night” I should have said, the first 15 minutes of the evening. Who knows what happened after that?
Who knows what happened after that?
I have the video, iffin yer interested..
Someone mentioned MCPO’s pol picture. As I was scrolling through I noticed the breasteses.
I don’t see his breasteses. And I damn sure don’t want to.
drive time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have mac’n cheese with bacon and a Virgil’s root beer. My life is getting better. It’s also dark, dark, dark out now! Can sure tell daylight savings time is over.
Later, folks.
Time to act like a tree and leave.
Meatspace calls.
See ya, spud!
seeya wiser!!
I have to go as well. PJD is coming home in a bit and I have to panic clean real fast so he thinks I did something other than what I really did all day.
Hi, Mare — have fun at the beach!
http://tinyurl.com/yd5pgfh
Later, PJtater.
Everyone’s leaving. It’s just you n me, cuffster.
So . . . whatcha wearin’?
So . . . whatcha wearin’?
Soiled shorts. You?
I’m still here and knock of the grab-assing.
off – hosefuckers
{turns down lights}
{turns on gas logs}
{hastily scrubs love stains out of bear skin rug}
Soiled shorts. You?
Hahahahahaha! Whhyyyeeee?
Me? I’m wearing a big black strap-on like a doctor’s head mirror, some clothespins on my nipples, and a kilt made out of roadkill fur.
hahahahaahaha
http://tinyurl.com/y92guek
(can’t leave yet, have a guy coming over to do some work…my husband tells me as he leaves to go play on the water)
work on the house
Don’t leave, Hotsperm! We’re going to need a referee.
have a guy coming over to do some work
!!!
hahahahaahaha
http://tinyurl.com/y92guek
Sweet!
work on the house
Euphemism.
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!!!!
(but I mean that in a nice way)
“love stains”
hahahahahahahaha
Yeah right.
Mare, how about some soup while you wait?
http://tinyurl.com/y8sba2w
Looks delicious.
* I hate it when my soup tells me stuff
So your husband gets home just as you’re about to hit the beach to read, tells you he’s hitting the water, and that you have to be there for when the home repair guy shows up?
proknbsbsbsbsbs pets are REALLY smart:
http://tinyurl.com/ycvtmja
proknbsbsbsbsbs
Good to see the Valium finally kicked in for you, dear.
That booger commercial started autoplaying when I went to the guinea pigs.
MAAAAAARRRRE!!!!
*shakes rubberfist at Ione Skye*
MCPO’s Pete Seeger video reminds me of a variation we sang in the SCA. “Little knightses on the hillside, little knightses all made of ducky tapey, and they all look just the same…”
No, he works out of the home. He starts about 6:00. He doesn’t get to play very often so I encourage him when he can. He’s a great guy. My mother describes him as the nicest man she’s ever met. He is, but he’s no push over.
(a friend with a boat called and I said, “go for it.”)
Mare is too nice. If I snuff your husband, will you marry me?
Mare, were you the one that commented on Allahpundit’s frequent (ghey) use of “Oh my: (ghey headline)”? I hate that shit. And Ace does it, too, sometimes.
Don’t care about the message, but Mare and Sweasel are in this.
http://tinyurl.com/y8qo2hu
Romy, that was more than a little creepy. Funny, sure. But creepy.
I like Ace’s headlines where it’s “Taliban Chief Suffers Loss of Inner Child, Brain and Major Organs, But Mostly Brain and Major Organs.”
Yeah, that’s my favorite headline format. And it works for damn near everything. And since each is different, it’s evergreen.
Romy, I just got that email. The last poster, about sexism? I’m almost certain that made an appearance at H1.
XBrad, I love that one and the protest outside the Masters where the guy is holding up a sign “IRON MY SHIRT”.
No, I wasn’t, Cuffy. But I remember seeing a riff on Allah about the 8 headlines he uses over and over and over again.
Dude??
Oh, my.
Obligatory….
Etc..
See you next time, hotsausages.
Roamy, that was so cute!!
“it has come to this”
{pukes}
all righty
got the house cleaned, got dinner in the oven, got my dress on, got my high heels on and I’m wearing my pearl necklace.
Just kicking back waiting for Ward to get home.
I thought that was cute romy. I wish I knew what they were saying.
and I’m wearing my pearl necklace.
“Oh my.”
I’m wearing my pearl necklace.
*bites tongue*
Welcome to the Roamy Community Drive-By Theater.
Monday, late afternoon, central Virginia. Most of the damn rest areas have been closed because of cuts in the state budget, so the scene is set at a gas station off the interstate. Mr. RFH’s Dad walks away from the cashier and gets Roamy’s attention, right as she and Mr. RFH’s Mom are exiting the ladies’ room.
Mr. RFH’s Dad: I just heard, there’s five accidents along this stretch of 81.
Roamy’s inner voice: Shit.
Mr. RFH’s Mom: Oh no, this is terrible.
Roamy: Okay, we have the atlas and the GPS, I’ll call 511 and find out exactly where the accidents are, and we’ll figure out how to get around them.
Mr. RFH’s Dad: Why do you want to call 511?
Roamy: It will tell us what mile markers the accidents are at, maybe even how long until they are cleared.
Mr. RFH’s Dad: The accidents were yesterday, I read it in the paper.
Roamy (suppresses fist of death)
Fin.
got the house cleaned, got dinner in the oven, got my dress on, got my high heels on and I’m wearing my pearl necklace.
DON’T. KNOCK. THE. PEARL. NECKLACE.
The single hottest item a woman can wear.
Which is why this pic blazes with the heat of a billion suns:
http://tinyurl.com/yloyoj2
“Roamy (suppresses fist of death)”
hahahahahahaha……poor Roamy!
The necklace and the fact she was a raving beauty.
Pearls on Helen Thomas is like lipstick on a pig. Exactly like that.
Romy! Mare! Quit picking on SoHoS!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yk6zkl6
DON’T. KNOCK. THE. PEARL. NECKLACE.
who knocked it?
Now granted, I don’t have a pearl necklace, but I neither do I have high heels. I can’t wear them. Flats only for this gal………but hey, the house really is clean.
Mira Sorvino?
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/load-heat-29/
Mira Sorvino?
ayuh.
Romy! Mare! Quit picking on SoHoS!!!
Hey, that does look a bit like sohos…….naughty girl.
Brad – How’s that Skype working out for you?
http://tinyurl.com/yfldqks
“Romy! Mare! Quit picking on SoHoS!!”
Ouch!
Mr. RFH’s Dad: The accidents were yesterday, I read it in the paper.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Romy! Mare! Quit picking on SoHoS!!!
Au contrere, mon frere – let them pick away. And make movies of it, too.
Where’s Rosie? Is he on sabbatical or something?
“Brad – How’s that Skype working out for you?”
I was totally caught up in the drama.
Hey PJ! What are you doing??
http://tinyurl.com/yzqtct9
See, that’s why I stick to gay porn. I don’t have a brother.
President Fuckstick strikes again:
When President Obama spoke to troops at Alaska’s Elmendorf Air Force Base last month, the unit there parked a shiny new F-22 fighter plane in the hanger. But according to multiple sources, White House aides demanded the plane be changed to an older F-15 fighter because they didn’t want Obama speaking in front of the F-22, a controversial program he fought hard to end.
“White House aides actually made them remove the F-22-said they would not allow POTUS to be pictured with the F-22 in any way, shape, or form,” one source close to the unit relayed.
Full story & pic: http://tinyurl.com/ye3eo4x
American exceptionalism? Never heard of it:
Even so, the Air Force personnel thought it odd the White House wanted to display the older plane rather than the more advanced plane that, in the eyes of its supporters, represents the latest and greatest in American aviation.
That’s pretty petty, Cuffy. Then again, I’m a little surprised he bothered to be seen with people in uniform.
I’m a little surprised he bothered to be seen with people in uniform.
Except when he needs a captive audience that won’t embarrass him. Because they CAN’T, subject to martial punishment.
If I were the President, that would actually be one of the fun parts of the job.
“You guys make for a great Photo-Op!”
Barack Hussein Oh Bambi
If I were the President, that would actually be one of the fun parts of the job.
Subjecting people to martial punishment?
Why am I not surprised?
I think step one would be throwing PJ in the dungeon.
There’s a dungeon?
Yeah, there’s a dungeon. But not the fun, S&M kind.
More like the “rats chew your face off” kind.
I don’t want PJ to have her face chewed off. She has a nice looking face.
Guess she shouldn’t talk shit to the future
Emperor of the WorldPresident.Okay. I”m off to a Christmas pageant that my gf’s daughter is singing in. Have a good night, ya’ll.
awwww shucks hotspur
thanks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si2zN5EXVno
Okay. I”m off to a Christmas pageant that my gf’s daughter is singing in. Have a good night, ya’ll.
Have fun!!! Time to get the kids off to karate. Their first tournament is Sunday.
WOOT! WOOT!
It is a pleasant face:
http://tinyurl.com/ldh6pq
MOM!!! MCPO IS BEATING UP DARYL HANNAH AGAIN!!!
Heh:
http://tinyurl.com/yfopa5c
Hey Mare,
Zeke is coming to give you a kiss!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4153585877/sizes/l/
Zeke is not a ballerina
He is practicing.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4153495045/sizes/l/
HHD and Vmax puppy pics!!!! And no road trip for two weeks!
**happy dance
I’ve noticed that Sox pics never get the enthusiasm that puppy pics get.
Hmmm.
Zeke when he meets Xbrad
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4154243844/sizes/l/
Zeke also does jazz dancing he is talented.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4153479327/
I thought it was gonna be this pic, V…
http://tinyurl.com/yguah7b
Hi Romy!
V, check your email.
Here and I thought it was more like this
http://tinyurl.com/yfgznvk
You, uh, supposed to be here V?
Romy? Cyn? Car in?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YhblwGRP3g
You, uh, supposed to be here V?
ixnay on the eevay!
Evenin’, all. Who wants whiskey?
I have to walk the dogs Cyn, then I might be back with more Zeke pics
MEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Vmax. Saw your cameo in TBOM’s book.
Whiskey for xbrad. Where’s your sippy cup?
**taps sippy cup on window**
Whenever I think about Obama’s animus toward the US Military, I think about how he so desires a national civilian security force. Because not only does he loathe the military, he knows that they will not do any dirty old thing he wants them to do. They will uphold the Constitution. There are hard rules governing their actions.
Why has this one institution remained so impervious (with a few exceptions that prove the rule) to being infiltrated by leftism as academia has? Is it because US lefties have such antipathy towards the Armed Forces that they had to let this opportunity pass?
Is it because leftism itself attracts natural cowards who are unlikely to ever choose to serve? Is it because of some structural quality of the various branches that tends to weed them out or dilute their influence?
People who serve are not a monolithic bunch, that I know. Yet they tend to be people who love this country as it is, not as it will be someday when it fits some ideal….
OH. Okay, I think I found a good piece of the puzzle.
When the USA goes commie, then and only then will the military fill up with commies. They won’t serve this country, because they don’t approve of it. Period.
Well, that was a lot of noggin’-scritchin’ for a simple damn answer eh.
How YOU doin’?
Sky, the whiskysippycup ain’t no joke.
I spilled a Bushmills all over myself on night at my favorite bar once. The next day?
Personalized sippy cup to go with my personalized beer stein.
Oh, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy…
Can I get both?
LauraW – “Duty, Honor, Country”. When they change that, we will lose the last protection of the Constitution.
Not for nothing MCPO, but what they are actually charged to protect could change fundamentally yet the slogan remain the same.
OK, fess up. Who’s gonna watch Steven Segal: Lawman on Discovery tonight?
Hey, xbrad, however you gotta get it. *pours whiskey in sippy cup* I don’t judge.
Make that A&E.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCTYxIsLThA
What kind of whiskey do you drink?
What kind of whiskey do you drink?
Whatever Sky puts in the cup.
Or whatever Cyn pours for me…
You know-
Two girls, one sippycup.
Whiskey before church?
*mulls it over*
No, but thank you anyway.
Happy birthday, BiW.
Some Jackson Browne for you, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI6hIc7R2i8
If you enjoy Crown Royal, try Tangle Ridge if you ever see it. I think is a lot better and its about the same price.
Zeke playing, The movie.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4153652041/
Yay! More Zeke pics! {smooches}
Red Breast. *purr* Great stuff.
OMG, Ember Jr. just spilled peacock green make-up all over my bed. Why she was playing with my makeup is beyond me. Time for a new makeup bag.
Zeke is so stinking cute!
“national civilian security force. ”
Yes, and who in the hell are they protecting us from? Why do we need them? I don’t get the whole concept.
Not one single laugh at “two girls, one sippycup”
Fuck. You.
Yeah, you.
“Not one single laugh at “two girls, one sippycup””
It was funny. I was just busy cleaning up a mess of green makeup.
So….
Ember Junior is a girl? Did she start out that way, or did you just really want a daughter.
She started out that way. Honest.
“national civilian security force. ”
Yes, and who in the hell are they protecting us from? Why do we need them? I don’t get the whole concept.
The replacement of the now disgraced Acorn.
Boo-yah!!!
the 173rd Airborne badasses deployed last night…put them on the prayer chain before the Lord Almighty fists you
TBoM, quit sucking on that slightly used rubber fist.
This is not my voice
I do not know who that is
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4154398090/
Well, from now on, I’m going to want video.
Avatar???
I am driving to Naples Monday to interview someone who wants to adopt Emma.
I have had her for 6 months. She is such a sweetie.
I’d be interested in other hosefucker opinions of this movie. If you haven’t seen it, then go rent it.
http://hotspur1337.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/teknolust-2002-a-movie-review/
I would make them drive to me.
or is this to check out house and property situation as well?
Tbom, I’m about halfway through your book and enjoying the hell out of it.
I doubt Rosetta liked it……….. from the review
“Now Rosetta is your classic geek — unstylish naturally curly brown hair, coke bottle glasses, and zero sex-appeal”
This is a meet and greet Scott. I am going 2 hours to meet them.
When they adopt her they can drive up here to get her.
Are you wanting videos from me Mare?
My camera is not autofocus in video mode. That sucks, and makes bad vids.
Vmax, that reminds me of a friend’s dog who liked to bite the ocean waves as they came in.
Tbom, I’m about halfway through your book and enjoying the hell out of it.
Thank you. It went through an extensive edit this week thanks to a colleague who finally got off their ass to help out. I’m prepping it for print…I sorta threw out a half baked version for a buck, but hopefully you get the flavor of it.
Vmax, when did you decide to uncloak from your stealth mode?
I do not have a kindle TBOM,
But when you are in print I will buy it.
TBoM, I read your book. It’s quite good, sort of bubblegum for the brain.
Thanks V. I am shooting for around Jan 1. I’m also trying to get the price down as low as possible. I think I can do 12.99 on Amazon, maybe a bit cheaper, I’m still checking.
I reread through the edit this week, and its funny to see how many hostage references are in the thing
Also, TBoM, you’re a real hosefucker. How do you intend to sign an e-book?
TBoM, I read your book. It’s quite good, sort of bubblegum for the brain.
eh..alright
My favorite hostage references were the one about PJ, could have had a hundred kids by the time she was 25, and MCPO in the casino.
Just tonight Clint
Besides I have cool Zeke pics I took today. It is really blowing. Supposed to storm tonight though.
Max would drink saltwater Romy. He never got sick from it tho.
I just bought a bunch of tomato seeds. I am growing 20 plants on my back deck. And peppers and lettuce. That way I can have a BLT cause it is growing on my deck!
Not having to drive to a store for the LT part.
there’s an old one about the horse “the pinto, who had a wicked disposition”
This is my favorite Zeke pic
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/4154399266/sizes/l/
I am calling it a night.
Good night all.
So is there a real Dave from Minnesota, or is that Rosetta?
B-rad…how many stops does a deployment make before hitting the field? My brother said that it could take a week or so to get to Afghanistan from Italy?
I just emailed something to my FaceChimp friends that you should like.
Good night, Vmax.
Dave Wilcox in Minnesota…the bald dude who drives a vmax and is heading for the airforce base? ehh…that is a bunch of you thrown in a mix
I’m going to read it this week end TBoM. Looking forward to it, especially after what I’ve heard here.
Nurse Report.
The lead nurse tonight was the classic American blond. Hot beyond belief but approachable, open, real. A true 9. At shift change the Sr nurse came in lovely brunette, ordinary face, and a great body. I gave her a 7 and my phone number. Bur she was a little young.
Hi Vmax, long time no see.
TBoM in your next book, I want to be a hot, young chick.
HA! The new guy is back. I wish Rosetta was here to call you a douche again…..good times.
TBoM in your next book, I want to be a hot, young chick.
your in this one…you’re a horse
Hi Vmax, long time no see.
You just missed him, forrester!…
And I do not want to be dragged to death again TBOM
maybe a little sailing off into the sunset. Or jet skiing, or something like that.
Hi New guy
er forrester.
Clintbird and assorted others, backatcha. I had a ton of emails waiting for me, even with checking in most evenings.
TBoM, it depends. They may go to Germany first, or straight to the theater. By that I mean they’ll probably stage through Kuwait or one of the ‘stans first. They get in theater and it takes a couple days to get final equipment and paperwork done. Then they get to A-stan and spend a couple days or weeks at Bagram getting adjusted, getting their ammo uploaded, and briefing the turnover before they head to their AO.
“your in this one…you’re a horse”
SON OF A…..
Wait, am I a beautiful thorough bred or an old nag?
Clint, you were going to my spam for some reason. Were you sending me porn?
KNOCK IT OFF!!
I just emailed something to my FaceChimp friends that you should like.
Sigh. No email.
*runs away crying, tearing up a magazine picture of a yellow shirt*
an old nag who lives out in the desert with a toothless hermit
Mare, iIt’s only pron if you’re a democrazy, or liberal or communist and/or other terrible creatures.
My ancient elder is doing better today. We were worried that it might be the end. Today he is off of all pain meds in spite of having hip replacement surgery Sunday. And doing much better. One doc wants to put in a feeding tube. Another does not. We are confused. Meanwhile he is Hungry!!!!
Hi Vmax.
“an old nag who lives out in the desert with a toothless hermit”
Well, is she reliable and friendly?
Throw me a bone.
(shut your whore mouths)
iI = something Ron Emanuel must have inserted into my message … the bastard.
an old nag who lives out in the desert with a toothless hermit
Mare and Bra-ad up in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
Cyn, I don’t know your email address and when I sent you a friend request you didn’t repsond, so I just assumed you didn’t like yellow shirts or sumfin.
repson = damn Ron Emanuel again … the bastage.
Cyn, check your email.
Is this poat still around? It’s so old the three dudes at the top are all impotent by now.
“Mare and Bra-ad up in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!”
hahahahahaha….shut up.
I went looking for your friending a while back but I figured YOU had changed your mind. I got chimpy open now. Hit me.
hahahahahaha….shut up.… and kiss me.
You knew this was coming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FaGVnntI3E
What the shit is this fuck.
Done, Cyn.
Roamy, got the email…HAHAHAHAHA! If I didn’t have kids who looked over my shoulder, that would be awesome wallpaper!
Mary Chapin Carpenter is, in my humble opinion, one of the most underrated of all country music performers.
I see a few people that want to friend me, clintbird. Are you a boy or a girl?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Do you mean before or after the surgery?
No, Romy, I didn’t. In fact I’d forgotten that song. But I’m pretty sure my girl and I used to dance to it.
This little bugger is damn cute but is it real? Are those training shoes on the rear legs?
Pony puppies have manes?
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/735-horse-baby.jpg
I didn’t know inflatable sheep could dance.
You learn something new every day.
I don’t like her politics, but I thought she had guts to sing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvPnNcOz64w
What is all this shit and fuck?
Clean this place up.
But I’m pretty sure my girl and I used to dance to it.
How? Do you haveta duct tape her legs to yours? And does her plastic tear much when you remove the duct tape?
I ain’t yer maid, assface.
Good evening ladies!
Just got back from another lovely tour in desert climes. I had email access from the desert, but all wordpress sites are blocked by the mil firewalls. They’re on to you.
Update on the war effort: Bagram still sucks ass, Al Udied now lets you drink 3 beers a night instead of two and Ramstein just opened a huge new billeting complex with BX and Mall attached. Not bad, but now that they have so many rooms on base, you’re kinda stuck staying there. I used to like staying in Landstuhl or K-town.
Sorry I haven’t been in touch. What did I miss?
I’m in Miami for the next couple of days ‘flying’ the simulator. Any hostages down here?
TBoM, I read your book. It’s quite good, sort of bubblegum for the brain.
eh..alright
That’s a good thing. It was fun to read, I read it all in a day.
My favorite by Mary Chapin Carpenter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbi9GgbiCZ0
with wimmen in black stockings for the men.
Oh, great. Phat didn’t forget the url.
WASF.
Clintbird, I friended ya–thanks!
My youngest has come rushing in to tell me his homework is done and that it’s time to start decorating the tree. NOW MOMMY, RIGHT NOW!!
Good night all…Sweet Dreams!
Night Cyn!
I ain’t had nuthin’ in over a year ‘tween my nethers that don’t run on batt’ries.”
LOL
This needs to be the slogan of the Hostage wimmins.
XBrad,
Army and Navy guys have trouble remembering. That’s why they get tattoos.
phat, I don’t have any ink. But if I did, I swear it wouldn’t reference this place. Or be a tat of a slightly used rubber fist.
Scott, that little horsey is almost as cute as “I iz a pirate, I have a peg leg.”
Romy, I’d forgotten that song. And all you wimmens should take note. Find every possible excuse to wear garters and stockings for your man. He’ll appreciate it.
I bet Rosetta’s tramp stamp says, ‘Check me out at the Hostages…please!’.
I’m pretty sure phat’s ass antlers say “Nice to see you again, Rosetta”
MCPO’s says: ‘As long as you’re doing the driving, feel free to play with my balls’
/obscure golf joke
No, MCPO’s says “If found, please return to Shady Acres Senior Home”
MIne are hard to read because I had to get ‘Property of Mare’ laser removed.
It led to scarring.
Hmm, this could be a thread of its own..
Anyway, I have a 0500 simulator time.
Later, reprobates.
“MIne are hard to read because I had to get ‘Property of Mare’ laser removed.”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew phat was a bitch.
I just didn’t know he was Mare’s bitch.
The phatster!
Xbrad,
Rather be Mare’s than some others.
Ace’s place scares me sometimes.
I don’t demand very much!
Seeing as how I’m staying at a nice hotel in Miami, I do believe I will go hit the hot tub prior to going to bed.
I will probably have a few drinks.
It’s good to back in the USA!
Mare,
While in the hot tub I promise to think of you and let the water jets ‘explore the space’, in the immortal words of Bruce Dickinson.
THE Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.livevideo.com/video/4B1CD4B7032349C49C3D031426D06E7C/snl-cowbell.aspx
Glad to have you back.
Now get back in the hot tub with me.
Why does MinT want phat in the hot tub with him?
Why does MinT want phat in the hot tub with him?
More bubbles that way.
A broken bones best friend? Whiskey. I have done the research.
video with pinups for the mens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grZPBZ24Td4
Why does MinT want phat in the hot tub with him?
So xbrad will stop playing toesies.
Mesa,
Even though I I just came back from deployment does it does not mean ‘I want to keep getting nekkid with guys and showering together.’ That falls under the category of: stuff you have to do when you have to.
The ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy has been difficult for Mesa.
Since I lost a few lbs on the latest ‘deployment diet’, maybe I should submit for HHD?
This is the Devil Woman I was thinking of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yosCYE4vwlY
That Argentinian hunk, is too much of a pretty boy.
Phat, of course!
Since I lost a few lbs on the latest ‘deployment diet’, maybe I should submit for HHD?
Please do so. Nekkid. We need to judge whether or not you are truthful about the poundage.
XBrad, cool, I hadn’t heard that one in a long time.
I never told.
“Since I lost a few lbs on the latest ‘deployment diet’, maybe I should submit for HHD?”
That’s a big YES!
NEW POAT UP!
Chief?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Q9EuJtKnk
Yes, I know there’s a new poat.
This belongs here, for the wimmen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUZn2cTgdlE
Dibs on the guy with the Statue of Liberty in the background.
Roamy, you got the best one.